September 7th, 2013

GMB Millions Move Forced Ed’s Weak Hand

GMB Red Ed Ballot Paper

Within days of the GMB canceling their million pound direct debit to the Labour Party, Ed exonerates the unions from undemocratically stitching up MP selections. Brutal power politics at its most raw. Union member witnesses mysteriously withdrew their allegations that they were signed up to the Falkirk Labour Party without their knowledge, Karie Murphy withdraws her candidature and everything is swept under the carpet in time for TUC conference. Ed has bottled it…

The GMB made him leader, they pay the bills, they pull his strings on policy and they have now pulled his leash. Ed’s attempt to stand up to the unions has left him looking weaker…


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    Little Boy Blue says:


  3. 3
    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    Question to be asked (and answered):

    Does Fawkes make it up, or does he take his script from Tory Central?

  4. 4
    Mark Oaten says:


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    Watcher says:

    The other way round, twit.

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    R. Youshore says:

    Nn. Next ?

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    Scottish Chav says:

    back to the future 1970’s … unions bully, country collapses, labour weak, fashion goes straight to heck … and SLADE are back rocking the country WOOHOO!

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    RED LEN says:

    Thanks for saving me a seat, Ed. Run along and get me some popcorn now.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    It’s the Golden Rule. He who has the gold makes the rules.

  10. 10
    Gok Wan says:

    So we’ll all have buttons and flaps on our trouser pockets again. Bliss. Bring on the tartan.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Don’t the Chinese regard the colour red and the number eight to be lucky? Of course Ed has deliberately left that seat empty and look where it has gotten him.

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    Bollocks Broadcating Corporation says:

    Ed is simply using the L and C technique we use when discussing executive payoffs – Lies and Cover-up.

  13. 13
    Expat Geordie says:

    Long live the Bay City Rollers!!!

    (Didn’t Derek (or one of the others – all Jocks look the same to me) end up in prison for Kiddie Fiddling?)

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Gold ? Sold ! :)

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    That’s why I flogged all your gold off cheap, suckers.

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    Watcher says:

    gotten? Olde Englishe or poor American?

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    Pollytwaddle says:

    Just as long as he doesn’t get kicked out before the election…

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    Gok Wan says:

    It was the manager Tam Paton . One of the Rollers was a rape victim.

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    So Len didn't want war in Syr!a says:

    Is Len’s Poodle paving the way for !ranian funding of Unite

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    nellnewman says:

    He who pays the piper calls the tune.

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    Elvis says:

    But who would replace him? I can’t see the unions supporting anyone sensible so Liebore would end up with Balls, which would guarantee disaster.

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    David Minibanana says:

    Ed is Labour’s biggest asshole asset.

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    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    Fact: GMU currently affiliates on basis of 420,000 members @ £3 each a year.

    Fact: that amounts to some £1,260,000 a year.

    GMU reckons 50,000 members voted in Labour Leadership election. That suggests the actual politically-active and motivated core.

    Fact: under Miliband’s scheme, those 50,000 join the Party as individuals.

    Fact: 50,000 @ £3.71 each a month amounts to £2,226,000 a year.

    Fact: if 30,000 of those affiliates became full members, the Party is into profit.

    Facts: troublesome little details found in most political commentaries, but rarely in this one.

    Loons: far more plentiful here.

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    Gideon says:

    Don’t be silly. he now gets his orders from Rupe Central. he has to dance to his tune or he loses his nice little earner on the Sun, he’s hit the pot of Gold (he seems obsessed with the metal)

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    Vladimir says:

    We don’t mind what route our funding takes.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully this is merely a start to regime change.

    We need a good cleansing of all the liblabcon treasonous misruling class. In front of their families.

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    Gideon says:

    Slade were OK in their time, but really, Bay City Rollers!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Few would wish to pipe you.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I agree and I possess the intellect and integrity to be the figurehead the public need.

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    Normal Guy says:

    Don’t be silly.

    There are millions of people opposed to the war in Syria. That does not make any of them sympathetic to Iran.

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    Gideon says:

    Bad English, normal American

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    Gok Wan says:

    It was their manager.

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    Yankee Go Home says:

    Bad English

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    Tony Blair (godfather to one of Murdoch's kids and filmed kissing Rebekah) says:

    People who are in Murdoch’s pocket are awful, aren’t they. I’m glad neither myself nor the Labour Party ever had anything to do with him.

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    Forced Union Member says:

    Fact: £3.71 a month down the drain.

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    The British Public says:

    We don’t need any new figureheads, thank you very much. The Queen does that task admirably whenever called upon.

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    V1le disgusting toxic Labour trashed my Country says:

    And why you trashed our Country. All the previous Labour Government Ministers should be executed for treason.

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    Gideon says:

    It looks like that is a section of the audience from that old comedians’ graveyard, the old Glasgow Empire, judging by the look on their faces

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    Durr says:

    “Fact: under Miliband’s scheme, those 50,000 join the Party as individuals.”

    Reality: no they won’t.

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    Anon says:

    white canvas pumps with rubber toes -nice!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tell me Tony, when you went round there for pyjama games, did you take your own night soil panties?

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    credit where carbon credit's due says:

    Can’t we have them generate some sustainable energy on a treadmill ?

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Tony Blair always tells it like it is.

    “Islam threatens UK’s future security”

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    The BBC says:

    Another example of clear sighted judgement from Mr Miliband so different from the poor judgement demonstrated continually by Mr Cameron who continues to look weak in dealing with his party

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    Di says:

    Money talks

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    Elvis says:

    Apparently Italy ended up backing both Russia and USA over Syria at the G20.

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    Gideon says:

    And our dearly beloved leaders of all hues dance a merry jig to the sound of money dropping into their caps. Money buys influence, always has, and always will, ever since politicians and political parties arose from the mirk .

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    Elvis says:

    Used to call them the Bent City Danglers.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t we get Mr. B£iar to face a War Tribunal so that he can tell us, inter alia, whether islum is a religion of peace or whether it’s a threat to national security ?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Gay Shitty Strollers

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    Reader says:

    Sponsored post by the maritime industry. Fair play Guido, no problem with that, you have to make a living, but having the comments off is a bit of a bore and not really in the spirit of things on the internet is it?

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    Gideon says:

    B’Liar also tells porkies, very big ones

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    We need to be clear-eyed.

  54. 54
    Gideon says:

    But I thought they were only a few steps off bust

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    Reader says:

    So why did he let so many muslims in to the UK and allow them to set up their madrasas here?

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    Anonymous says:

    Dont shoot the messenger, sort out labour, they are a disgrace.

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:


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    Postal Voter says:

    More Libor votes.

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    Labour says:

    You certainly did your bit with Friday’s BBC-News. Excellent. No hint that statements had been withdrawn. The listener came away with the view that everything is rosy and it was all a bit of misunderstanding. Thanks

  60. 60
    BBC leftwit says:

    The license fee could be rounded up to £200 with £10 going to Labour and the rest to BBC staff in illegal payoff.

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    No he gets his orders from Barak Selfama.

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    An old sea dog says:

    Indeed. If UK shipping is so bloody wonderful, why has the number of “red-duster” registrations dropped.

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    Lord Fatten says:

    Make that £ 200 per month and I’ll take my £ 3 MILLION pay-off now and be gone.

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    Lord Fatten says:

    I didn’t read that and nobody told me.

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    Fat Pang says:

    Good idea. I’ll get my people to look into it.

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    Casual Observer made a good post last night about the corruption that has unsurprisingly seeped from every other walk of public life into the NGO sector. I hope he is wrong about Médecins sans frontières but fear he is correct.

    However I think there is a full-circle rationale witnessed in the unwillingness of the elected legislatures (in both UK and USA) to support any decision to go to war if there is not seen to be any direct or contingent threat to our national interest that recalls the policies of non-intervention some decades ago.

    It is harder to do nothing nowadays as the media brings it straight to us. But doing nothing can be an honourable option if there is any chance that direct involvement will actually make matters worse.

    The calculus relating to such decisions has been badly skewed in the past by relying on poor intelligence so the onus of proof must always reflect this now widely acknowledged weakness. That is why the British people are 80% in favour of keeping out of Syria, a position with which I totally agree.

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    So Len didn't want war in Syr!a says:

    But we know Labour are bought lock and stock by the Unions.

    So one would only expect the barrel to smoke if the Unions pull the trigger.

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    Selohesra says:

    Is the Maritime post above thisvthread tittle tattle gossip or rumour – if none of these is it on the right blog?

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    Thunderbirds are go (ish) says:

    So David heads up International Rescue while Ed is a mere puppet on a string.

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    ciconia says:

    More a case of grab their balls and the rest follows.
    Tears in miliminor’s eyes?

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    Song for Ed says:

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    Anonymous says:

    As it says – its sponsored, so GF makes a euro or two.

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    Tony's psychiatrist says:

    Tony is just projecting, bless.

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    It’s bringing home the bacon.

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    Avid reader says:

    Is his column in Sun returning ?

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    Labour are splitting says:

    1 : Labour are simply not fit for credible governance.

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    Blair's paradox says:

    And very kosher ones.

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    Ma­qboul says:

    The question to be asked is why is Ed allowing Len McLuskey to run the Labour Party?

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    Orson Cart says:

    It makes this blob as bad as the BBBC for repeats

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    unsponsored post says:

    The education system is apparently lacking in capacity because of the failure of Labour ministers to provide for the massive increase in immigration and birth rate, who would have imagined that eh ?

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    Bugler Bert says:

    Blackmail; an ugly word, so is exactly correct when applied to some union leaders – not all, as there are a few decent leaders around. But when one sees of whom is in the news, ’tis those always threatening strikes……… The answer is simple – Make voting mandatory!

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    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    If and when it does I shall not be reading it.

    Loyal Merseysider me.

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    Confused Voter says:

    Vote Maritime ?

    Or have Maritime been fiddling expenses and avoiding tax offshore ?

    Crosshairs ?

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    If you are hosting a party and it is gatecrashed by hundreds of unwanted guests is anybody really surprised when you run out of booze?

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Syria has its chemical weapons. We have trade unions.

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    Reg511 says:

    All that time back stage recording TOTP at the BBC?

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    Labours literally unwritten plan says:

    Labour opened the flood gates to get people in for:

    1. Votes
    2. Tax revenue
    3. Reduced cost of Labor

    they bribed the first generation with housing and benefits, so as they could afford to work cheap, pay tax and vote. They did not extend pension benefits though as new comers were to cover existing liabilities now capped.

    The next generation are not entitled to school places etc in their calculation as this destroys the public sector savings. They I guess hoped that low wages and no meaningful future would have prevented breeding. They got that wrong.

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Why on earth would anyone want to be associated with Ed Miliband?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Ed Miliband announces his latest policy idea ;-)

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    Just Saying says:

    Even his great friend the BBC are incredulous and have not ignored this near criminal U turn, but are desperately seeking excuses.
    Now Ed is under greater pressure to release the original report. So he will be in deep secretive discussions to redact much of it for public information. Trust Ed to be totally untrustworthy. Even his mother must be in hissing fits.

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    Big Momma says:

    Very cheerful looking audience? Not surprising seeing the state of the Liebor Party.

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    Darling, Darling says:

    I’m up for it and I was the only one to fight off that idiot Brown and Balls when they tried to interfere. Didn’t do the country any good though.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Old English. State education in the Soviet Socialist Republic of County Durham, 1974 -1988.

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    Off the hostess trolley says:

    No, but the properly invited guests do not appreciate having their cutlery, plates, glasses, food drink and chairs taken away and given to the gatecrashers, who meanwhile demand a change in the music and doggie bags for their relatives.

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    Robert Maxwell says:

    When I was there, there was a dispenser in the bathroom, though my wife thought it was a towel holder.

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    Lord Fatten says:

    You are a SCOUNDREL – you have stolen my moniker – GET YOUR OWN !

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    David Cummerbund says:

    Labour Party swept away in Aussie elections.

    So dumping ruinously expensive green carbon taxes and toughening up immigration laws is popular with voters?

    So its not about windmill farms and energy taxes and gay marriage after all?

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    David Milibiscuit says:

    It was an accident of birth.

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    Witty repost says:

    You can’t choose family.

    Oh wait, see your point :-)

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    Expat Geordie says:

    My apologies. Derek got 300 hours community service for downloading kiddie pórn in 2000.

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    The EU says:

    Now, now David. Don’t think too much.

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    Just Saying says:

    Real fact – only about 20% of any union members (except NUT(S)) will join the Labour Party even under union pressure.
    The working man Labour Party is in the same condition as Working Men’s Clubs.

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    Sniper Spotter says:

    I vote for Blair and his family going to Afghanistan and investigate, on the ground, why we are losing the war there.
    BUT without bodyguards or special priviledges – could be interesting. Taliban should take him to their heart.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    The BBC says:

    That could happen to anyone

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    Questioner says:

    I thought that happened years ago as if you registered as ‘Monrovian’ or whatever, you could skip all the annoying maritime safety regulations?

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    LABOUR SAYS to the BBC says:

    What happened over the weekend that you are now making this front page news? I DEMAND AN ANSWER from you as your ideological head and benefactor.

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    Dave should resign now says:

    If Dave had a sex change, dyed his hair, learned to knit and then got ousted a few months before 2015 by David Davis, then he could experience first hand what has just happened to Aussie Labor when UKIP win by a landslide.

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    Italian Diplomat. says:

    Its a wide fence to sit on.

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    Londoner says:

    Someone else who doesn’t trust his GP.

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    What a plonker. says:

    Labour rotten to the core.

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    Watcher says:

    You missed :
    4. Much cheaper than sorting out the educational system and trying to wrest control of it from the teaching unions.

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    What a plonker. says:

    Red Ed Miliband just keeps on giving .

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Tell me about it

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    Labour's rotten to the core says:

    Good ammunition for Cameron to use at next week’s PMQs.

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    Tom Fatson MP says:

    Suck me off little boy

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    Tail eats Dog says:

    Select committee on Monday. Sorry.

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    Just Saying. says:

    Situation is very similar to the Balkan Wars of 1913-14 and in Armenia.
    Lots of rhetoric but no action from both sides of the pond.
    London did send army officer observers to Greece on this war, and their reports are very hard reading for a weak stomach; much as they would be in Syria.
    The beginning of one of their reports was used as a preface to a serious book on the Bosnian war.

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    What a plonker. says:

    No please keep him .He may be an untrustworthy idiot but he is the greatest asset
    to the Conservative party except for that other tosser Ed Balls.

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    What a plonker. says:

    Miliband ,Puppet on a string.

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    Vince Cabal says:

    If the Jockanese choose independence then shipping will be able to register as Munrovian and head to Scotland for a dump under the flag of convenience.

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    That's another one they got wrong then says:

    In early noughties my local council was closing down /amalgamating primary schools as they had loads of surplus places and apparently predictions on birthrate and demographics from central government predicted a fall in birth rate over the following decade..!!!

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    Kim Jong Il says:

    I tried the leader teaches brain surgery ploy once, but found that claiming to have hit my first ever round of golf in 38 under par (11 holes in one) was more credible to my electorate. Have you tried machine-gunning your former girlfriends?

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    Big Brother says:

    Why do you think I buggered off to the states ??

  125. 125
    David Miliband says:

    I changed continent to escape any association.

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    It was ALL his fault, Mr Speaker says:

    Or even Monday when Dave reports on G20

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    What a plonker. says:

    Both just as poisonous.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Not yet. But I did stab my brother in the back.

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    Anonymous says:

    Does the American public have the strength of character to face the fact that the US government stands before the entire world revealed as a collection of war criminals who lie every time that they open their mouth? Will Congress and the American public buy the White House lie that they must support war criminals and liars or “America will lose face”?

    The obama regime’s lies are so transparent and blatant that the cautious, diplomatic President Putin of Russia lost his patience and stated the fact that we all already know: John Kerry is a liar. Putin said: “This was very unpleasant and surprising for me. We talk to them [the Americans], and we assume they are decent people, but he [Kerry] is lying and he knows that he is lying. This is sad.”

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    A Payne in the Beeboids says:

    The alternative will be subscribing to the blog, otherwise Guido will send Carry Hole round to frighten the wife and kids.

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    What a plonker. says:

    I think that they threw the wrong bit away.

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    Have you ever noticed... says:

    I bet he’s got his sleeves rolled up. Because that’s what politicians do when they tour hospitals.

  133. 133
    Kim Jong Un says:

    Respect, Bro.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I changed my incontinence pants but the smell wouldn’t go away.

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    Andy Bumhum says:

    Come out of there, Ed. You’ll catch a nasty illness.

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Certainly true here. (Apparently they even went so far as to dump concrete down the loos so there was no going back.)
    Any one with half a brain could see that the demand for places was about to increase, not decrease.

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    I'm not having out! says:

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    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    Let’s see: 20% of GMB’s 420,000 @ £3.71 a month is going on £3.75 million. That would triple Labour’s “take” from GMU-types.

    Of course, it won’t be anything like 20%. Focus on the 50,000: they are the activists. Many of that cohort are locked into positions and involvements in local Labour Parties, Trades Councils, delegated offices, whatever. They’ll have to cough the full subs.

    Meanwhile, you are howlingly wrong about NUT. It’s not an affiliated union, as far as I know. What I do know, from bitter personal encounters, is that the high-octane activists (especially in and around London) are SWP and even worse.

    Get with the program and follow the facts.

    Don’t diss the CIU. The one down the road is serving keg ale at £2.50 a pint. Better than Weatherspoons.

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    It Beats Kissing Babies Without a CRB Check says:

    Typical Lib Dem: Nick Clegg can’t decide whether to roll them up to his elbow or not

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    Anonymous says:

    The report released to the UN by the Russian government concludes that the weapons used in chemical attacks in Syria are similar to the weapons in the hands of al-Nusra and are different from the weapons known to be possessed by Syria.

  141. 141
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  142. 142
    Selohesra says:

    Campaign in Oz went well :)

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    Sponsored commenter says:

    Britain faces huge challenges but if we work together, we can rebuild Britain as One Nation.

    Britain is at a fork in the road.

    We can either carry on as we are, heading further into a lost decade. A lost decade where young people can’t find work, where energy companies and train companies charge rip off prices, where wages fall year on year and where the government says there is nothing they can do, apart from give tax cuts to millionaires.

    Or we can work together to turn things round with a recovery made by the many and built to last. We can build that recovery by nurturing new and higher quality jobs, ensuring everyone has access to proper education and training and that the businesses Britain needs for the future can get proper support from our banks.

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    That’s what One Nation Labour is all about. And I hope you will join us in our work.

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    Anonymous says:

    Projecting bile!

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    It Beats Kissing Babies Without a CRB Check says:

    A tad vague, that one.

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    Great British Public says:

    Can we all move on from Syria, please ? This Country needs to focus on its own massive problems, the Debt left to us by the last Labour government, the great vampire squid called the European Union which feeds voraciously off us and excessive immigration.

    Syria ought to be the least of our worries.

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    Anonymous says:

    If Islam is such a threat to the UK’s society, why did he encourage the hordes of muslims to settle here during his reign of terror.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    As Sir Edward Leigh pointed out in the Commons debate, we are not the former colonial power, and we have no other links to the country, so it is not our war. We did fight there in 1941, but that was against the French.

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    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    I was going to reply to this until I realised it was a wind-up!

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    Simple Solution says:

    Easy: Exterminate Labour and write off the debt.

    Now, back to Syr!a…

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Same in Bournemouth where Townsend Primary School was closed as late as
    2008 for the same reason, although admittedly Townsend is a shit hole and the locals act accordingly.

  152. 152
    Point of Information 5 says:

    But you still replied ?

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    The allseeing Eye says:

    I was convinced I’d been taken back to McMentals rule listening to Today R4 this am – in fact my special “liar alert” red light started flashing the moment Watson started to speak, he didn’t even attempt to sound as though he was speaking the truth.

    The same utter contempt for anyone not in the Labour bunker and a total disconnect from reality.

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    Dave should resign now says:

    Dave could follow the example set by his friends in Syr!a and just shoot Ed in the back of the head.

    Instructional video’s on this rhetorical technique are available on uTube.

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    The Middle East War Envoy says:

    Good morning boys, I am glad you are talking about maritime matters. I am an expert. I am currently on our mega yacht offshore some dirty Greek Islands. They tell me the Greeks are preparing to shoot a few up the arse of the Turks when we start the firstwork display in Syria. Oh well, it’s seems to be heneriditary.

    As you have seen, I have been totting away again, can’t help it. But you should see these boats I spend my hollies on. They have barrels of the white stuff, quite extraordinary. I now understand why we put into Palermo on the way. And the girls, they don’t seem to have any clothes on board. Where were they brought up? They look like New Labour voters to me, who have escaped from all those sink estates which elect us..

    I will keep you all abreast of the success of my warmaking mission, I know you are all riveted…

    Toot toot…..oops…

    Oh I forgot to tell you

    I have received payments of over $50 million from the Qataris and Saudi for supporting their Sunni jihad. What is Slotty going to buy now I ask?

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “A lost decade where young people can’t find work”

    “Labour sent out ‘search parties’ for immigrants to get them to come to the UK, Lord Mandelson has admitted.

    “In a stunning confirmation that the Blair and Brown governments deliberately engineered mass immigration, the former Cabinet Minister and spin doctor said New Labour sought out foreign workers.

    “He also conceded that the influx of arrivals meant the party’s traditional supporters are now unable to find work.”

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Surely Gordon Brown was also there backing Aussie Labour?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yes SC CO’s comments noted. btw I got me a new full time troll / smear merchant it appears.

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    What’s with all this marry-time bullshit? Haven’t we had enough of gay marriage?

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    Ed Ballz says:


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    Andrew Efiong says:

    It’s part of a pattern. When he’s under pressure he blusters and cooks up a panic solution that damages everyone.

    Don’t let him near a whelk stall!

  162. 162
    Geoffrey Chaucer says:

    ‘Tis spelt “Ye olde Englysshe,” an it please thee.

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    Chris Bryant is an expert on taking selfies says:

    If it looked like a plucked chicken with it’s neck broke then it was probably a photo of Derek’s knob.

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    Things Labour Got Wrong says:

    Pretty much everything Labour claimed has been disproven by history.

    Extending the olive branch of belief in anything they say these days is a fools gambit.

    The fundamental question for the election is:

    Would a Labour government help improve my standard of living and reduce my day to day costs ?

    One suspects the electorate know the answer to that from recent experience.

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    jmf says:

    just because you type fact in front of everything does not mean you are not talking bollocks and looking at your post you are talking bollocks

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    Loookalikkeeeee says:

    Well, good luck to Chris Bryant in his new job as Prime Minster of Australia.

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    Dave should resign now says:

    It now makes sense why Dave’s back isn’t healing.

    (Don’t make enemies of senior NHS orthopaedic doctors if you are likely to ever have a back problem…)

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    Ned Miliband says:

    Blimey! The dead oldies are piled up like cord wood in there. Must be 100,000.
    Don’t let the UN know. They’ll bomb us for this kind of atrocity.

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    Burgermeister, Hamelin, says:

    “He who pays the piper calls the tune.”
    And when you call a tune, you have to pay the Piper; the reverse is true as well.
    Just remember though, what happens when you try to not pay the Piper.
    Trust me– he’s a nasty piece of work. Don’t get on his bad side.
    Word to the wise if they would but listen, Frau Newman.

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    Jimmy says:

    Israel placed the mercenary rebels in Syria because Israel needs to take Syria before they attack Iran. The rebels were losing the war against the legitimate government of Syria so Israel placed gas in Syria and attempted to blame Syria for the gas. Anybody familiar with how the radical Judaist apartheid church state of Israel operates knows they are liars, thieves, and murderers who will go to any length pull any dirty trick to get what they want.

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    Point of Information 5 says:

    France is the former colonial power, but one suspects they have their eye more on another ex colony, Lebanon.

    Biggest gas fields so far discovered belong to them, but they are having some domestic issues bringing production online. Fighting already with !srael over rumours of theft via horizontal drilling etc. Lots of oil fields also in their waters.

    The recent billion euro Saud! arms deal signed with France is perhaps also relevant. Signed off and announced on the 29th Aug. US also signed a very large deal last month.

    UK has not had a lot of luck in its business dealings there, L!am Fox / Werrity et. al. being the tip of a fairly sandy ice berg.

    (B.A.E / E.A.D.S merger cancellation did upset the US quite a bit.)

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    Bugler Bert says:

    NO, but see what happens when that oaf Watson supports Rudd…….

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Projectile vomitus more like.

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    Julia Gizzard says:

    Can I just say … Ah ha hah ha ha ha!..Ah ha hah ha ha ha!…Ah ha hah ha ha ha!..Ah ha hah ha ha ha!…What do you know..twice as shite without me..Ah ha hah ha ha ha!..Ah ha hah ha ha ha!..

    See…I told you people weren’t fed up with me and my mindless droning, sleaze and utter incompetence..They were fed up with all of the labour party and the mindless droning, sleaze and utter incompetence..

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    Julia Gizzard says:

    This is, perhaps, another Jimmy?

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    Diana Abbott Self appointed leader of the ghetto says:

    Maritime what?
    I didn’t even know Britain was near the sea.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    What does GMB stand for anyway?

    Grimsby metal bashers? Give me bennies? Groaning militant brothers?

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    Neil Diamond, Forever In Blue Jeans, says:

    “But it don’t sing and dance, and it don’t walk…”

    PS, money doesn’t talk, it SHOUTS!

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    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    “Our long and proud maritime history”.

    That of course includes Liverpool and please don’t forget it.

    And please don’t mention the dock workers!

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    Ed Moribund says:

    I’ve been looking very hard into this One Nation stuff I’ve been blabbering about.

    I have to say .. it really is just a howling pile of evil smelling pig shit.
    I’d flush it, but I’m not sure the sewers could cope with something as putrid as this.

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    A Citizen says:

    Dear Ed,

    You are a parasite, not a producer. If you want to do the country some good, go and be a parasite in some other country like your brother.

  182. 182
    Tom Watson says:

    Well that went well.

    Which way is the airport, sport?

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Presumably Thatcher gave them the idea.

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    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    And why did most of Western Europe do likewise? Checking the demographics on Wiki it seems only Portugal and Finland have got off lightly.

    And it’s not only us but the US, Canada and Oz as well.

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    Point of Information 5 says:

    The real Jimmy would not give such a coherent argument.

    Also, Jimmy would not erroneously lay the blame at !srael’s door.

    Look to Qatar / Saud! Arab!a / France for the main source of the weapons and funding. Follow the !slamic trail of the Sunn! radical and the Wahhabist for some of the modus operandi.

    The drawing in of !ran is a clear strategy, and the US !srael lobby perhaps does have a role in the design and running of that. But !ran have extended the olive branch to !srael, so this is perhaps not going to wash as easily.

    Comparing the systems of governance in Syr!a and !srael would be a worthwhile exercise, considering that regime change in Syr!a because of perceived ‘badness’ of that government is apparently desired.

    Laying the wholesale blame at !srael’s door is a trap, and not the complete truth.

    The !sraeli-Arab!an axis is most curious and has been overlooked thus far.

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    It's a national treasure says:

    Yeah, doctors are that shitty and spiteful. Hence the death rates in places like Mid Staffs. Incidentally it is interesting that the bomb scare at one of London’s worst hospitals didn’t make the headlines this week. It’s as if we are all supposed to think that everyone loves the NHS.

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    Tony Blair Shopping Channel says:

    Kevlar ?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Any intervention in Syria could be called a potential “Tar Baby” if we weren’t afraid that, somehow, it would be taken as a racial remark against Obama.

    So I won’t call it that. And neither should anyone else. (Nudge nudge wink wink.)

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    Not waving but droning says:

    There should be another false flag coming shortly …

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    yawn.... says:

    you’re best when you’re just a nutter

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    Doctor Doom says:

    Diamond teeth? Imagine the shine off those gnashers?

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Who does not work on Satvrdays.

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    God forgive anybody who mentions the lazy thieving scum.

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    Gordon Brown, ex Prime Mentalist says:


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    There seems to be a lot of it about at the moment. I had hoped that my socks would have got bored whilst I was away on my long summer vacation but they still seem to be here. Not sure what can be done. They can ruin a reputation than many of us have established over a long time.

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    The Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour conference whispers says:

    behind the scenes labour are we’re getting ready for conference concerting their routines .. dollops of statesmanlike stuff from the boys … rehearsals are going very well but they’re struggling with lines as usual … and policies and ..well you know the rest but it’ll be alright on the night

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    I will have to take your word 8illy, that was before my time and I have never researched that period.

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    Jimmy says:

    Jimmy is of course a Blairite warmongerer as any fule kno. The quality of pretend Jimmys here seems to be plummeting.

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    Ed Miliband's socialist speech therapist says:

    In polite company we don’t say ‘lazy thieving scum’, we say ‘Liverpool’.

    And when the cat’s moniker is saying things like this, we say ‘Sock Puppet’.

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    RED LEN says:


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    Not just an orthopaedic surgeon, he tells us he is the senior orthopaedic surgeon. Then he runs away. Little man syndrome?

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    As of June 2013 of the 400 councils In England and Wales there are now 86 paying or committed to pay their staff the living wage. In addition all 32 councils in Scotland are now living wage employers paying their staff at least the living wage.

    The councils in England and Wales are:

    Ashfield District Council, LB Barking and Dagenham, Barnsley Metropolitan Borough Council, Bassetlaw District Council , Blackpool Council, Birmingham City Council, Braintree District Council, LB Brent, Brighton and Hove City Council, Bristol City Council, Bromsgrove District Council, Burnley Borough Council, Caerphilly County Borough Council, Cambridge City Council, Cherwell District Council, Calderdale Council, LB Camden, Cardiff Council, Carlisle City Council Chorley Borough Council, City of London Corporation, Coventry City Council, Crawley Borough Council, Croydon Council, Dartford Borough Council, Deal Town Council, LB Ealing, LB Enfield, Exeter City Council, Gedling District Council, Gloucester City Council, LB Greenwich, LB Haringey, Harlow District Council, LB Harrow, LB Hounslow, Hyndburn Borough Council, Ipswich Borough Council, LB Islington, North Kesteven District Council, LB Lambeth, Lancaster City Council, Leicester City Council, LB Lewisham, Malvern Hills District Council, Mansfield District Council, Manchester City Council, Melton Mowbray District Council, LB Merton, Newark and Sherwood District Council, LB Newham, Newcastle under Lyme Borough Council, Newcastle City Council, Newport City Council, Norwich City Council, Nottingham City Council, Oldham Metropolitan Borough Council, Oxford City Council, Plymouth City Council, Preston City Council, Redcar and Cleveland Borough Council, Rossendale Borough Council, Salford City Council, Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council, Scarborough Borough Council, Sheffield City Council, Slough Borough Council, South Gloucestershire Council, LB Southwark, Surrey County Council, Swindon Borough Council, Swansea City and County Council, Tamworth Borough Council, Thurrock Council, LB Tower Hamlets, South Tyneside Council, Walsall Metropolitan Borough Council, Winchester City Council, Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council, Worcester City Council, Wolverhampton City Council, Wyre Forest District Council and City or York Council.

    GMB congratulates all 22 councils in Scotland for their trailblazing decision to introduce a living wage at their councils from 1st April this year (2013). This is pointing the way forward for councils in England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

    GMB in Jan 2013 launched a campaign to win a living wage for 280,000 low paid workers in councils across England and Wales. See copies of campaign material in additional resources at the bottom of this page:

    GMB Living Wage – Petition
    GMB Living Wage – Workplace Poster
    GMB Living Wage – Model Council Resolution
    GMB has secured the support of Labour leader Ed Miliband and Shadow Treasury Secretary Rachel Reeves for higher pay for low paid council staff and other workers across the UK.

    Council pay rates start at £6.30ph, just 11p above the national minimum wage. As a result hundreds of thousands of council workers are forced to claim tax credits, free school meals, housing benefit and council tax benefit to make ends meet.

    GMB is campaigning for a living wage – keep up to date with the latest GMB press releases.

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    Get back to trying to finish reading last weeks Sun on Sunday – only one more day to the next one.

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    Not waving but droning says:

    Agreed. Israeli power brokers and the House of Saud are thick as thieves. PLenty of overlapping interests …

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    Except. Doctors now reckon the Starched white coat was actually more hygienic.

    And why are nurses allowed to wander around town in uniform? Their uniforms pick up bugs and take them into the hospital and their uniforms pick up bugs and take them into town

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    you can't keep a good dinner down says:

    if you were as blind as a bat .. deafer than a dead duck and profoundly incontinent
    he’d be a good carer and he likes cheese

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    … but so far o GMB member has promised to do a fair days work!

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    Sorry missed the “n”

    … but so far no GMB member has promised to do a fair days work!

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    Sock Puppet Watch says:

    That one doesn’t even make any sense.

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    Aussie rules says:

    new Pm is a suppository of good lines

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    Serious question of our time says:

    We know a supporter of Blair is a Blairite, but what is the correct official colloquial for a supporter of Miliband ?

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    Thank you. It is such a devastating thing to say that I find it difficult to believe that they don’t immediately stop the sock puppetry.

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    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    Well, that’s winter arrived in Scotland so we’ll be in hibernation until next May.

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    It was the ties he was worked up about – he had a natty looking bow on, but others had ordinary ties.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    just been for his consultation with clegg’s surgeon … subsequently Eds had what remained of his spine totally removed.

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    Not the money tree says:

    Question. Does the living wage take into account other benefits an employee may already be receiving? Housing benefit- council house- additional holiday allowances etc? Are they factored into which employee needs a living wage as you seem to imply they only need to get increased pay to reduce the benefits that they claim?
    {Please see below also.}

    – Is the living wage regional? Does an employee in Hull receive the same wage as an employee in London? If so, why? Living standards vary considerably.

    – Have councils reduced employee numbers in order to pay this living wage or have they increased council tax, thereby raising a tax on their constituents to pay for this increased cost?

    – is the living wage included in all future pension commitments? IE has the council not only increased it s costs but also dramatically increased its future liabilities too?

    – Have any cuts to services been made to pay these new salaries?

    – Has there been an incremental shift in ALL council worker’s pay in order to retain the divisions of labour or are managers now paid the same as non-managers?

    – Have these newly increased paid workers undergone an assessment from the council in order to ensure that as they were claiming free school meals, tax exemptions and credits etc, that they are no longer doing so as they now no longer need to?

    – Why is it mainly Labour councils who’s officers and elected officials are in receipt of union money that have agreed to this increased public expense? is this not in fact a conflict of interests? is this in fact..lobbying? Something the labour party is against.

    – Have workers agreed to any new productivity targets in order to qualify for this new sum? or is it simply a bigger payment for doing the same job in the same way?
    In fact, if no productivity has been agreed then surely all the union has done is to put these jobs at risk once private companies show they can deliver the same services at a considerable saving?

    Thankyou for your post and I’m sure that once you have demonstrated that there has been no increase or additional burden onto council tax payers and no services cut, and that no one has been given a significant wage increase many times above that their private sector colleagues might enjoy, but for no extra work, then we would all welcome this interesting proposal.

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    Fed up Taxpayer says:

    Cutting and pasting. What Council workers do all day.

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    Twat Watch says:

    That is why I assumed it was an original, and not a fake.

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    Diane Abbongo Bongott says:

    Is Scothcland not an African nation then? Which one was I thinking of then?

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    Alisatair Dahhhaarrrling! says:


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    Not me, it is beautiful here. I am glad to be home, relieved that the car made the journey, and the car is pleaded to be drinking cheap fuel whilst I tuck into cheap but excellent wine.

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    Speak for yourself, I never welcome this sort of crap. We try to keep the debate here at a higher more reasoned level.

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    @Ed Miliband’s socialist speech therapist

    Perceptive comment. I have been having a siesta after my 530km drive of yesterday which followed a 1100km drive from Hoek-van-Holland on Tuesday.

    Seems that I can’t even do this without this seemingly Unite sponsored pest offering his five bob’s worth.

    Understandably, he has clearly been trying to improve his former lamentable stylistic efforts – but he still does not get it…

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    I think that if you were a regular on here you would have understood my little joke at 97.222%’s expense. My comment was original but there are sock puppets about.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    that fucking accent could grate an onion

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    @Ed Miliband’s socialist speech therapist

    Perceptive comment. I have been having a siesta after my 530km drіve of yesterday which followed a 1100km drіve from Hoek-van-Holland on Tuesday.

    Seems that I can’t even do this without this seemingly Unite sponsored pest offering his five bob’s worth.

    Understandably, he has clearly been trying to improve his former lamentable stylistic efforts – but he still does not get it…

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    Say what you see says:

    Babies need a CRB check ???
    I knew inner city areas were tough but they’re evidently worse than I thought.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    Vlad’s Self Impalers

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    For the sake of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, sockpuppet, my car is a Toyota Landcruiser, not the type of vehicle that one harbours doubts about it being able to reach any destination you please.

    Did you never watch Top Gear?

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    Dame Diane says:

    The living wage is nonsense, It simply increases costs for no net gain. We will rue the day…..

    For example, lets say the living wage increases to £10 per hour. The government and local authorities have to raise taxes to pay the extra. Because taxes have gone up, the living wage has to go up to, say £11 per hour. However, private sector workers have to find extra tax to pay the living wage to the public sector – even if they are on wages below the living wage themselves.
    The public sector is already paid more than the private sector and has huge, gold-plated pensions. We need to redistribute public sector pay and pensions back to the private sector.

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    Jimmy says:

    I suspect we’re still waiting to see if we’re going to need one.


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    The clumsily structured, if understandable, a higher more reasoned level is not something you will ever post – including your above latest effort at 1:38pm.

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    south of the M4 says:


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    @sockpuppet 1:22 answering himself at 1:23 and clearly failing at even this simple task:

    You have probably never done a fair day’s work. Nor did you apparently attend properly at school, a fact you would notice were you to read this very carefully.

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    The Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour tena leaks team insider says:

    still not insincere enough …. sorry boys try it again from the top

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    hand home tips for the so wealthy the bog roll is printed by de la rue says:

    she could always save money and turn your blow up doll inside out

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    Aussie rules says:

    hes a suppository of some note

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    The real Schrödinger’s cat does not read the Sun on Sunday. His sockpuppet at 1:19pm and again at 1:41 might take note of this ontological fact which, just like the laws of the Medes and Persians, changeth not.

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    bunterwatch says:

    hey fatso …. do one

  242. 242
    English teacher says:

    … a fact you would notice if you were to read this very carefully.

    Kettle – Pot ???

  243. 243
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster says:

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    @sockpuppet 1:16 and 1:32pm

    I am becoming increasingly alarmed for you. There is more work of yours on this page than you have done in your entire previous life. You are not used to it and may suffer adverse health conditions as a result. Why don’t you do what I did earlier and have a lie down?

  245. 245


    Enough please.

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    You have not learned yet that the temporal qualities of Schrödinger’s cat exist outside your own limited series of time.

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    Yes he does! He is working on my moniker at the moment and stands to blow up if he maintains this hitherto unprecedented level of Llabour.

  248. 248
    NHS helpline says:

    you’re a perfect candidate for Public Dickhead but theres a long waiting list chum

  249. 249


    I have not worn a pair of socks since April, including on my visit to Oxford.

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    green ink says:

    you’ve got an echo SC

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    You may be right but I still occupy the moral high ground here.

  252. 252
    Public Image Maker says:

    I’m sure I saw a picture of you in a nazi SS uniform organising queues at the camps. Was I mistaken?. Or was it just the glasses and hair. At any rate, you need a makeover to stand any chance.

  253. 253
    Gooey Blob says:

    Labour need a Blairite leader to push through reforms, not this weak union muppet. The question is, are the rank and file happy for someone to lead their party from the centre or would they rather face incompetent but principled annihilation on the left?

    They’re cutting it a bit fine if they still want to win 250 seats in 2015.

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    green ink says:

    in a pragmatic judgement you are not alone but having strategic options removed by political expediency on an issue like chemical weapons sends the wrong message at the wrong juncture to all sides in the middle eastern region.

    glad you returned to roost safely

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    Michael Parkinson says:

    Does anyone know if Ed is over 50? I’d like to sell him some life insurance.

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    arv a nickhela mufty says:

    mostly money

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    confused.... says:

    was it geoffrey howe ?

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    Ego usus interdicitur verbum:
    agitare :-)

  261. 261
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Now that would be something if somebody could guarantee your life… insurance.

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    Aussie Rugby Coach says:

    Hey Tom! Ever played rugby union? Reckon I could get ya a place in the front row of the Canberra Ladies’ Third XV. You’d have to hide yer tackle, slap on a bit of lippy and have a less effeminate hair-do, but I reckon they’d take ya.

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    Ed Miliband the Vacuum Impaler says:

    what a kind thought Michael but since I had the remainder of my spine removed during the recess I’m dreadfully incontinent and this syria thingey has made it a lot worse .. do you have any mates at tena ?

  264. 264
    Gooey Blob says:

    Would it cover Ed for “accidental” backstabbing or defenestration?

    Come to think of it, you’re speaking of the Sun Life Over 50s Plan, are you not? Alas, I fear Labour will have nothing to do with The Sun since three-time election winner Tony Blair was shown the door…

  265. 265
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Or Vince Cable ??

  266. 266
    The Libor party says:

  267. 267
    Owen Jones says:

    “Talk complete bullshit, lie, cheat & spend everyone else’s money without consideration”

    The mantra of David Cameron’s Conservatives.

  268. 268
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I’ve decided my dying last words will be: Promise to look after my free pen!

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    Gideon says:

    If tey could put up with Dubya they can easily accept what Obama does, as long as they and theirs do not have to pay the price

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    green ink says:

    Eds a floundering lightweight who cannot even be relied upon to meet his undertakings at times when issues transcend party interests.

    Voting against a motion that had within it a further vote before military engagement was a serious misjudgement and he knows it.

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    tit for twat says:

    Only beaten 1000% by Bliar and Brown in their reign of terror 1997-2010.

  272. 272
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Undertakings? we all have to meet those in the end, over 50 why not…

  273. 273
    the smack me bitch crew says:

    have you done the washing up yet ?

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    Point of Information 5 says:

    Taxpayer already directly supports political parties.

    It is called; Short Money

  275. 275
    NHS helpline says:

    and your last thought ?

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    In know: now I want to move on to Lots More Money.

  277. 277
    English teacher (who also studied latin) says:

    tantum caput tuum, quia non potes videre lumen recti

  278. 278
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:


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    Nescio quid super tanta auctor convallis purile tolerat. Illi soli servies demittas intellectiva quam tueri conantur. Me dolet diri writem ut stercora, ut summatim iocorum legere faciant, et misero auferre conatus est nomen meum, et eorum cogitationes meae. Ego hoc tantum interest. Profecto aliquid esse faciendum!

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    Gideon says:

    I think you should forget it Owen lad, that’s the trouble with everything in this country, too much management (and their “blue sky thinking”, aka B’Liar) and not enough actual doers, with their feet firmly on solid ground, organise a tiddly-winks contest if you want to do something

  282. 282
    Gideon, expert towel folder says:

    There’s only 108 days until Xmas, so everyone go out and spend, spend, spend!

    With VAT at 20%, purchasing even Chinese tat from the 98p Store will help pay for civil servant’s index-linked pension for a few minutes.

    It’s your patriotic duty not to save!

  283. 283
    Gideon says:

    He’s RC isn’t he

  284. 284
    Smug git Max says:

    Please don’t forget me, even though I’m keeping a low profile because of er er er er events.

  285. 285
    Dr Evil says:

    The mistake was announcing it to the market before you did. Brilliant move.

  286. 286
    PIM extra says:

    … and for people to ‘forget’ how you flipped homes as exposed in the Expenses Scandal. Oh, weren’t you Chancellor then, you smug Scottish hoon?

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    r o t in h e l l b l a i r says:

    Soon to be Pope if the bungs work, eh Tone?

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    Dyno-Rod says:

    Sorry we’re still trying to unblock the blockage caused by Cameron’s ” Big Society”. We can’t deal with another load of bullshit

  289. 289
    Dr Reverend Ian Richard Kyle Paisley says:


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    Where's Gordon ? says:

    “British Jobs for British Workers !”

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    Now the obnoxious little worm seriously expects TAXPAYERS money to
    fund his treacherous gang of euro arselickers.
    It is no surprise ,the solution to everything ,more of other peoples money.

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    What about the valuable contribution of the “five a day”advisors and the
    lesbian outreach workers?

  294. 294
    FalseFlagsAreUs says:

    I’m guessing an anthrax attack on the New York subway carried out by an Ahmadinejad look-alike.

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    terminally confused .... says:

    its all greek to me

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    Muffty Cheroot says:

    do they allow camels down there ?

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    Len Murray's memories says:

    I’m buggered if I know either

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    Subjugated Council Tax Payer says:

    My council is in that list. That would explain why they are now having to get their employees to close council services down for single unpaid days because they say they haven’t got the cash. Despite that they continue to lend money to other Labour controlled councils from their reserves, and declined to take up the government’s offer of additional cash this year.
    That’s what happens when Labour gain control and the ‘chief executive’ has been a union trougher all his life, ratcheting up his salary by moving from one council to another.
    And of course the unpaid days off are simply to annoy the public by making a childish political point.

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    confused.... says:

    on the wolds ?

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    The Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour tena leaks team insider says:

    good conference poster with Your Country Needs Me emblazened…. we like it

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Yes, Andy Burnham on the wolds (you thick or what?).

  303. 303
    David Cameron says:

    I am the result of privilege and therefore perfectly placed to tell the feckless poor, unemployed and disabled how they should run their lives….on less money if at all possible

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    A typical Labour voter says:

    I did very badly at school, have few qualifications, a rubbish insecure menial job paying minimum wage, I can’t manage my finances and my bank account is always going overdrawn. What little money I have, I tend to spend on alcopops and pizza.

    I am therefore highly intelligent and totally justified in calling Tories “stupid”.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real sc of old never shied away of engaging in civil discourse with me – which was noteable, until a few months ago. I must thank Tachy for ‘battering one of my smearers’ a while back Re: repetitive comments.

    The real sc and I have our known differences and agreed topics. The sc sockpuppet has made plenty of mistakes recently.

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    Labour Party says:

    That’s OK, we may have no policies, but if we keep stirring up class war and calling the Tories posh and out of touch, we can still pick up enough votes

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    Gung Ho says:

    They pretend to care about the ‘poor Syrian children’ whilst our own freeze in the winter and rely on food banks and are now denied an education.
    What happened to these Tory MPs that turned them into such cold, dreadful spiteful and malicious psychopaths?

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    Gung ho ho ho says:

    Never heard so much garbage in my life, food banks were about in 2008/9, education was denied, remember the kids who came out of school unable to read and write all the immigrants who’s language skills were not English, all politicians are sad people because they suck the blood out of the people of this country for their own ends

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    Voter says:

    IDS, Cameron, Gove, Osborne … a team of trumped up posh boys without the intellect or substance to lead a scout troupe.

    But hey, without Clegg and his little gang they would be flapping about on the opposition benches like stranded haddock

  310. 310
    Maq­boul says:

    Posh Geordie mer like Bonny Lad :)

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    Grandad Voted Labour, Father Voted Labour, so I vote Labour says:

    Fank God for food banks – I couldn’t afford drugs, booze and fags on me benny money wivout ‘em.

  312. 312
    The next time Nell bends over, I'm popping one up her bum says:

    Very appropriate for Order-Order

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    The House of Saud says:

    It’s an invasion, dummies

  314. 314
    Barry and Dave says:

    Barry: “Bomb the bastards”.
    Dave: “I wish they’d let me bomb the bastards”.

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    We can have peace says:

    The EU’s 28 members decided this evening against war against Syria, despite Mr Kehrny’s propaganda efforts

    It is high time/sreal stopped interfering in the internal affairs of oivilised western countries and addressed its own war crimes and illegal occupation and apar t h eid before daring to tell anyone what to do

    The State of !sreal is the greatest threat to the Middle East – it wants to attack Syria and then Iran – everyone whose eyes and ears are half open knows that – And the lead warmongers AIPAC state its openly

    Above all, to push western countries into sacrificing ilives and treasure for a
    z i o n i s t ambition is obscene

    There is not threat to US national security from Sysria

    Thereis not threat to UK national security

    There is no threat to European secutiry

    And it is a WAR CRIME to attack another country without a UN Resolution
    as the UN envoy Brahimi has just said again

    Opinion in western countries is running 2 to 1 against this mad war

    Civilised western countries should listen isten to the wisdom of their people not the lies smearing and propaganda of a country trying to manpulate others to fight its wars of aggression for it –

    We want peace not war

    Jaw jaw not war war

    Be intelligent friends

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Take the trouble to read the Welfare Reform Act 2012.

    It’s chilling reading, pushed through parliament by any means possible as it could not stand up to scrutiny in a democratic country.

    Coming to many of the middle classes soon,or it would if it was not for the abject failure of George Smith & the DWP & all who sail in her.

    A disgusting piece of legislation that gives unlimited powers to the secretary of state.

    Where the fuck was Labour or the Libdems?

  317. 317
    Great Granddad says:

    Give the poor guy a break. If any of you lot were preceded in office by no less than Foote, Kinnock, Blair, and Browne, how well could we possibly expect you to perform in office?

  318. 318
    Maq­boul says:

    Dur, let’s make it simple so I can understand.

  319. 319
    Great Granddad says:

    You want to ease up on the juice, fellah.

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Here’s a part of the Labour manifesto wot I wroted…

    1. We will spend all of the taxpayers’ money on a great big party to celebrate diversity. We’ll call it “The Labour Party”, and there’ll be cakes and jelly and ice-cream and stuff.

    2. We shall hire a magician to come and entertain us and when he has finished pulling rabbits from hats he can magic some more money out of thin air to spend on those poor people who vote for us.

    6. We’ll tax everybody at a million percent and pay them benefits back. They’ll be so grateful they’ll come to the party too, and because there’ll be crisps and cakes and sandwiches they won’t need to buy their own food. So we can tax them even more.

    3. Tom Watson can come, but not Ed Miliband. He’s not my friend anymore.

    7. Don’t forget the party poppers. And no girls, they’re stupid.

  321. 321
    Cynic says:

    Only too happy to let the Tories take the rap for their profligacy over the years.

    Stay schtum and blame the baby-eating Tories.

  322. 322
    Tony Abbott says:

    G’day cobbers! Global Warming is a load of crap. All you eco-bastards are out of work – so Feck Off!

  323. 323
    Born And Bred in The UK - Definitely Leaving. says:

    Ed ‘Wallace’ Milibrain.
    Ed ‘Wiggy’ Bollucks.
    How the fuck have they got to where they are?.
    God Help the UK!.

  324. 324
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    “This is our Munich moment, this is our chance to stand together and choose accountability over appeasement” is the quote from Owen Jones

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    Universal Hiss says:

    That’s why I’m so glad I live in Scotland. There is a fourth way. It may be shit but not as shittier than Westminster shit.

  326. 326
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Spent all today cutting out newspaper headlines “It’s an Abbott landslide”, “Big win for Abbott”, “Abbott tops the poll” etc.

    Then I laid them all out where I could see them and pleasured myself.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “Take the trouble to read the Welfare Reform Act 2012.”

    Does it, by any chance, abolish welfare, “forcing” people to.. you know.. look after themselves?

    Rather than let them continue to sponge off others?

    Dear God, I hope so.

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    How did she become shadow Heath Minister? Oh, right.. Miliband! FFS. says:

    “pleasured myself”

    In your case, “stuffed my big fat racist gob with pies”.

  329. 329
    Ailurophile says:

    Ná bíodh aon imní ort, a Chait.
    Bhí a fhios againn nár é Tusa!

  330. 330
    Expat Geordie says:

    West Auckland. Old pit village. Hardly posh. Famous for football (first winners of the first world cup 1908), railways (on the track of the Darlington to Stockton Railway, but nowhere near either) and mass murderers (Mary Ann Cotton – look her up). A good place to escape from.

  331. 331
    Red Ed Miliband says:

    Global Warming is certainly NOT a load of shite, which is why Labour initiated a plan to shut coal-fired power stations and introduce ‘green’ energy taxes.

    Trouble is, I can’t now whine that energy is too expensive, or that Maggie shut the coal mines.

  332. 332
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m afraid it doesn’t.

    The spongers in this instant are the government producing draconian legislation that will never work & cost billions to no effect.

    So I’m afraid you & I will still be paying for the spongers,you know,the ones in sharp suits not shell suits.

    I love a good stereotype.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    That’s a good one. Point out to Labour voters that the only post war party after Atlee’s Labour Party to care about the working classes was Thatcher’s (and to a lesser extent Major’s) Conservatives and they all have seizures, lie down and go on the sick.

  335. 335
    Boris Johnson says:

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas interdum nulla ut arcu varius ornare. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, interdum nec, tempor nec, erat. Integer wisi erat, consequat at, sagittis et, tristique lacinia, ipsum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas interdum nulla ut arcu varius ornare. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, interdum nec, tempor nec, erat. Integer wisi erat, consequat at, sagittis et, tristique lacinia, ipsum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas interdum nulla ut arcu varius ornare. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, interdum nec, tempor nec, erat. Integer wisi erat, consequat at, sagittis et, tristique lacinia, ipsum.

  336. 336
    Point of Information 5 says:

    There is a big impact for EU security though.

    That would be tied to the refugee problem which is already causing problems out in Greece, and if provoked will cause significant problems moving forward.

    The French destabilization of the Syr!an government is largely responsible.

  337. 337
    Davey's Navy says:

    This is more our style these days, Dave

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    We can have peace says:

    Attacking nSyria would proably increa

  339. 339
    Last night of the proms says:

    Te referre non est necesse

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    The Anglo-Aussie Lamington Appreciation Society says:


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    We can have peace says:

    I would suggest that “big impact” is an exaggeration

    And it is not a security threat per se

    It is a humanitarian problem yes,, which we all regret

    Attacking Syria would cetainly increase the number of refugees…

    The US, UK and French plus the Qataris and Saudis have ALL been destabilising the Syrian government – pretty openly – the French no more than others in my opinion, and I follow them closely and am married to one…

    If you remember, it started as “non lethal aid” now it is “lethal” – next step will be regime change, genocide and ethnic cleansing on a massive scale which could only be stopped by another invasion like Iraq!

  342. 342
    Fishy says:

    So the greasy creap, Vaz is going to reveal all on Monday, despite agreeing with Soca that he would keep the names of the clients of dodgy PI’s and other third parties secret.

    These people who have engaged PIs, legitimately, in good faith and have not committed any crimes will be ‘outed’ by a self important publicity seeking, showboating scumbag for no other reason than he’s a self important showboating publicity seeking scumbag.

    (Other Chairs of Parliamentary Select Committees are also available for similar criticism)

    And the conspiracy theorists will have a wonderful time.

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    We can have peace says:

    This might interest you

    B Obama Chicago 2002

    “What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the cynical attempt by Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and other armchair, weekend warriors in this administration to shove their own ideological agendas down our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and in hardships borne.

    What I am opposed to is the attempt by political hacks like Karl Rove to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income — to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. That’s what I’m opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics.”

    Change the names of a few of the armchair warriors and it is a repeat…..with even more dangerous implications now

  344. 344
    David Cummerbund says:

    Classy !

    I look through amateur photographer for headlines such as ” new Cam is a winner”

  345. 345
    Expat Geordie says:

    No Durham County Council on this list? I’m surprised, nay shocked. Perhaps DCC is actually doing something right for once. Then again, perhaps the cost of living up there is such that they don’t need to pay it. But since virtually everyone up there is on the government payroll anyway, there aren’t enough private sector earners to pay for it

  346. 346
    Expat Geordie says:

    Shouldn’t that be StopThe Militax.coN?

  347. 347
    David Cameron says:

    Did I give the impression that the government considers it essential to waste as little money as possible so as to keep tax bills down while reducing the nation’s debts? I was lying. Oh yes.

  348. 348
    Point of Information 5 says:

    The humanitarian situation is a problem now.

    It would be increased significantly by an intervention, excluding an intervention coordinated with and at the request of the Syr!an government.

    With the current state of EU, especially the periphery, a large number of refugees showing up would be a big impact. In Greece it has not helped their fragile political status quo at present.

    J0rdan and Lebanon have been bearing the brunt thus far, but !srael is now beginning to see displaced Syr!ans showing up en-masse at their border.

    The people have been displaced by the insurgent forces, not the government.

    The realistic figures we are talking about for potential displacement are in the order of 2 to 3 million people.

  349. 349
    Expat Geordie says:

    Two too many e’s there.

  350. 350
    Simon C says:

    Any chance of there being a phone vote?

  351. 351
    Expat Geordie says:

    For those not in the know, these are the words often used in trial printers proof of booklets, etc., when you want to know how it will look, but don’t have the content yet.

    Bit like Boris really.

  352. 352
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The BBC and other assorted lefties switch off now:

  353. 353
    Expat Geordie says:

    I love the quote “These guinea pigs have been living it up for some time now.” It must be one hell of a party.

  354. 354
    We can have peace says:

    It would be nice to think that an intervention could be organised with and at the request of Syrian Government…bloody difficult to do…humanitarian corridoors is an old French idea of Kouchner’s but never really tried..

    But I think that line of thinking is good..especially if it could lead to a de facto division of Syria into two/three autonomous areas like Kurdistan in Iraq – which actually works –

    Might be the best way to limit the number of deaths which is really what it is all about

  355. 355
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Kerry’s rhetoric in attempting to promote his and his friends’ case for attacking is floundering. Even the lawmakers in the US have to be careful with the legalese being touted as if it were fact. Kerry stated by implication of it being ‘clear’ it was Assad – yet he still used the believe word.

    If you do not know for a fact then put a sock in it Kerry.

    Kerry and his executives’ case for ‘attack, attack’ has more holes in it than the bumbling and bungling ruse [pack of lies and twisted statistics] of Al [fucking] Gore’s pitiful Global Warming scaremongering < The vast majority of its so called scientific evidence having been outed as legalese, fear-mongering, hot air and utter drivel in order to mislead the masses on 'both sides of the Atlantic'.

    If they can't have civil, open and transparent public discussions with the public – then politicians have no right to claim any form of public / national interest without being held to account. And that includes the despicable closing down of public opinion by the msm as well.

  356. 356
    moderate influence says:

    So Oz has a new PM with balls. Anti homo marriage, pro misogeny, Thatcher disciple, tough on immigrant masses, Brit born and educated. Could we not have him immigrate to the UK, seems to fit the bill for the next 10 years requirement.

  357. 357
    Point of Information 5 says:

    To clarify why I singled out French being a problem was to focus on the EU angle.

    UK has been supplying materiel, but has mainly logistical equipment to the insurgents. eg. The mobile phones a lot of them have been using to make propaganda flicks for uTube.

    If UK guns / grenades / etc. start showing up, then Parliament has some very serious questions to ask of Hague.

    France has been supplying arms and cash.

    The Qatar!, Saud! and US involvement, when looked at from the humanitarian angle and the direct impact it is having in the region should be considered as hostile action against EU periphery nations, J0rdan, Turkey and !srael.

    They have been supplying arms, fighters and most importantly the ideology which has been dr!ving the insurgents on.

    Creating humanitarian problems is a standard strategy in warfare, and a powerful one. In particular large refugee displacements are good for clearing land and destabilizing regions. Draining the resources of the enemy by creating casualties slows them down and weakens them.

    An example of the last point: The deliberate targeting by insurgent snipers of children in Syr!a, aiming for the spine to cripple rather than kill.

    The interventionists are supporting these actions by targeting the Syr!an government, and a practice which will leave a permanent mark on the next generation of Syr!ans.

    In a twisted way the NGOs appear to be satisfied with this as where they are assisting in dealing with the problem, they are able to justify their continued funding.

    It should be noted that NGOs are involved as the Syr!an government is tied up with the insurgents, and itself is denied the ability to purchase the resources it need to deal with this problem due to trade restrictions which have been imposed on the country.

    One should look at this entire picture very carefully, and somewhat dispassionately.

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    moderate influence says:

    Add the £750k pa for musak in plod offices. Do some f@ckin work you morons. Could pay for some crime even to be investigated, that is real boring crimes like burglary, car theft and damage, not media interest stuff.

  359. 359
    moderate influence says:

    Add the £750k pa for musak in p o l i s offices. Do some f@ckin work you morons. Could pay for some crime even to be investigated, that is real boring crimes like burglary, car theft and damage, not media interest stuff.

  360. 360
    taxpayer says:

    Add the £750k pa for musak in p o l i s offices. Do some f@ckin work you morons. Could pay for some c r i m e even to be investigated, that is real boring c r i m e s not media interest stuff.

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    Point of Information 5 says:

    The easiest way to fix the mess is to cut the funding and supply lines to the insurgents. They will run out of munitions fairly quickly.

    Lift the trade embargo’s on the Syr!an government.

    Allow the government to finish off the insurgents, and perhaps supply UN observers to confirm that the government does not take action against its own people, or use CW in dealing with it insurgent problem.

    Humanitarian aid in the form of food and medical supplies should be made available to the Syr!an government and local agencies on the ground, with UN oversight to ensure and assist in distribution.

    Russ!a itself should be a willing assistant and donor.

    The UK may wish to provide aid, but needs to work on rebuilding diplomatic links with the country with an eye on the future.

    Syr!a could be a good trading partner moving forward.

    Free trade across the Levant should be more in the UKs interest than the false case for regime change and disruption of trade which the insurgency is causing.

  362. 362
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Thatcher disciple but pro-misogyny?, how does that work exactly?, just asking :-)

  363. 363
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  364. 364

    Beannaigh tú, Ailurophile :-)

  365. 365

    The current SC is no different.

    Constantia quandoque est virtus. :-)

  366. 366
    Lateral Thought says:

    The pro Gay agenda could be argued to be pro mysoginist.

  367. 367
    'Biggles' Farage says:

    I shall call Tony ‘Mini me’

  368. 368
    i want my money back says:

    I’d never heard of Short Money until yesterday- courtesy of Guido.
    I’m honestly shocked that public money has been donated to opposition
    parties for years, and few of us know anything about it.
    It’s not acceptable and must be stopped.

  369. 369
    Expat Geordie says:

    I think that she needs a real man. Her other half is, apparently, a hairdresser. A fine example of the species Homo Australiarse. The country has gone seriously down hill since the Aussie male was emasculated.

  370. 370
    don't make me laugh says:

    Labour contain as many trumped up posh boys who delight in sticking their noses in the trough.
    But they hypocritically pretend they’re the same as us.
    And you’re daft enough to fall for it.

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    Thank you for your kind remarks.

    I have a struggle detecting why it is better to be killed by, say, a bullet than by chemical weapons. Our politicians must be so much wiser than I to be able to detect this.

    Dead is surely dead in any language, culture or creed.

  372. 372

    Not terminally, I do hope.

    The Greeks have a word for it…

  373. 373
    the buck stops says:

    Apart from the genuinely disabled, no Brits should be eligible
    for benefit unless they actively seek work and do community service.
    And no immigrants should be eligible for any benefits-including housing,medical treatment and education.

  374. 374
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s all getting too complicated for me at my time of life.

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    pretty please says:

    Can Twatson help Milliband’s election campaign in
    exactly the same way he did Rudd’s?

  377. 377
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Get ME ! :)

  378. 378


    I would suggest it is extremely Milibanded.

  379. 379

    If it has taken this long for the Ozzies to realise this, how long will it take the Pommies?

  380. 380
    Whatnot says:

    Lots of things ‘could be argued’. Usually not very convincingly

  381. 381
    Whatnot says:

    If they have nothing to be ashamed of, they have nothing to fear.

  382. 382

    @English teacher

    I might point out the use of three interrogation marks plus the preceding and otiose space plus the inability to recognise the subjunctive mood…

    I might… but I can’t be arsed.

    English teacher, pah!

  383. 383
    Mahmood Uhlulululu says:

    Jimmy luv, come to Israel and I’ll take you out for some lovely food, walks by the beaches and some visits to wonderful museums and if Islam is your bag, there’s a great Muslim Art museum in Jerusalem. You’ll notice people of all colour and creed on the streets and I can show you some of the new posh houses in Haifa built by Israeli Arabs. Maybe you can knock on their doors and tell them they’re living under apartheid – they’ll be very interested.

    Now put away that hatred and imagine you’re being cradled in the arms of your dear Uncle Mahmood

  384. 384
    Right of Abode says:

    If he was born here, he is probably a British Citizen, so would not be an ‘immigrant’

  385. 385
    Lateral Thought says:

    But Br’er Rabbit appears to be asking Br’er Fox not to fling him into the brier-patch… and Br’er Fox is flinging him…

  386. 386
    We can have peace says:

    To be brief
    My understanding is that Qataris are purchasing and supplyihg the most lethal weaponsvfollowed by French and UK – though UK on non attributable basis -don’t forget Cameron has very front running on this for some time now, which I have never understood except for some Blairite Gulf bung
    On Syrian regime, I agree on most points tho see little hope of turning clock back..especially sinde this is golden opportunity hyped up with lies and smearihg for ! Srael to get US and co to attack Syria Hesbollah and then Iran..the neo con machine is out in full force – todays smear being “appeasement” of course worthy of Go ebb ls
    On NGOSs – I have known the Medecins sans frontiere people for years – pretty odd bunch at thebtop -far too political for me
    I prefer the old plodders at the Rec Cross – less political and independently funded

  387. 387
    A Sports Monkey says:

    So, Madrid has been rejected by the IOC.

    I don’t suppose being bloody pains in the arse over Gibraltar helped at all.

  388. 388
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I was reading some info posted up just around here at approx 8:45 pm where the poster [not me] had written of ’90 degrees to verticle’ drilling … and all of a sudden the whole post just disappeared.

    Freedom of Expression – refers to the right to send and receive information regardless of frontiers or boundaries.

    But when it comes to secret agendas and dirty business deals being concealed from the public well aren’t the corrupted states’ executive members just adequately displaying that they are the ones caught out for their criminal enterprises?

  389. 389
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Just watched bbc4 on Twin Towers attack by Al Quada.USA went to war against AQ worldwide but now desperate to intervene in Syria where AQ may become top dogs in the aftermath of cruise bombs,drones etc.Kerry knows this and still wants action.WTF is USA,s foreign policy ?.

  390. 390
    David Miliband says:

    I am sure that his expertise will be much sought after.

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    Exclusive: Miliband's first policy says:

    Lorem ipsum dolor one nation, consectetuer Miliband elit. Maecenas interdum Balls is mong varius ornare. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, interdum nec, nation one, erat. Integer jobs erat, consequat at, sagittis et, tristique Unite, ipsum. Lorem together dolor sit amet, community adipiscing elit. Maecenas nation nulla ut arcu varius ornare. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, progress nec, common nec, erat. Integer wisi erat, community at, sagittis GMB, tristique lacinia, ipsum. Labour ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas equality nulla ut arcu varius harmony. Duis neque nulla, porttitor in, interdum nec, building nec, erat. Integer wisi erat, Miliband was here, giggle et, tristique lacinia, future.

  392. 392
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Take note Milliballs of the Oz immigration copy to Cameron!.

  393. 393
    Obama says:

    Buggered if I know.

  394. 394
    An Authoritive State-owned news source for the 21st Century says:

    The BBC meanwhile is reporting on “Olympics: How Madrid has edged ahead in 2020 host city vote”.


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    Point of Information 5 says:

    That was not me, but is a touchy subject.

    Some are claiming people are stealing gas or oil which isn’t yet proven. This is a ridiculous argument, but for many very credible black propaganda.

    Google, but treat that information with a grain of salt just at the moment. :-)

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    marginally less confused... says:

    thick is the word you’re looking for

  397. 397
    Retired honest banker, dying greed says:

    And how prey are you so sure that all these people engaged PIs legitimately?

    PiS are by definition a very shady bunch

    And knowing too many London soliticitors I would firmly believe that they were not actihg ‘in good faith”

    Most of them are bent as hell -especially those covering up for the bankers Murdoch and co!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It’s been the case for thirty years or more that to receive work related benefits,they come with the condition of actively seeking work.

    The community service element is problematic.Outsourced to the very efficient private sector. Always has costs and the tax payer pays yet again for little result. Of course everyone & his dog has a different definition of community service.

  399. 399
    Ed Miliwit says:

    Just looking at family photo album, and remembering dad’s favourite phrases…

    “Red sky at night, Ed’s talking shite”
    “Red sky at morning, Ed’s so boring!”

    That makes me smile even now!

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    True Barack,lets leave the decision to Congress.

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    green ink says:

    agree and no easy options in this hotbed of trouble

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    We can have peace says:

    Dont forget

    The last refuge of the neo cons is smearing lies and censorship

    They are out in full force now

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m getting rather jaded with all the Syria stuff.

    I know it’s important so someone give me facts please.

    It’s not just Syria it’s all the rest of the lying bastards on everything & anything that’s getting to me.

    Perhaps I should just say fuck them & all their deeds & withdraw my interest?

  404. 404
    cunning linguist lover says:

    daba daba doo daba daba doo

  405. 405
    roo says:

    Not only did the Aussie Labour party lose.
    They had their worst defeat for a century.

    Bet they were glad Twatson flew over to
    give them some advise…

  406. 406
    more to the point says:

    How much does the leader of the GMB get paid?

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    no more money says:

    Pretending to seek work and actively seeking work are two very different things.
    Sadly there are far too many of the former getting away with it.

  408. 408
    NHS helpline says:

    who is he ?

  409. 409
    The Libor party says:


  410. 410
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Did they all get through an all women shortlist like I did ??

  411. 411
    Sir Sidney Bunberry-Dewdrop says:

    you miss gordon … vote ukip

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    WCHP me demodd at 8:25 pm too.
    POI5 – you mentioned ‘funding’ – now didn’t I just posit here last week a question about the funding of the UN and / or of their predisposition to not throw light at Israel [which is now a given] – and I should have said the IMF as well but I didn’t.

    Too many secret and hidden agendas by too many old boys of the old political school – just sit back and watch them all eat themselves alive along with their corrupted circus mates over in the msm.

    Oh yeah …. can’t wait! for the the sunday spoiler stories – wanchors the lot of em.

  413. 413
    Mucis Lover says:

    Stupid idiots at the Proms are massacring ‘You’ll never walk alone”. Far, far too slow. Americans should leave British popular culture alone.They can’t always do it.

  414. 414
    The People's Front Against Nepotism says:

    Line up against a wall

  415. 415
    Sir Sidney Bunberry-Dewdrop says:

    if they’re married to an old boiler like yours its their only chance

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Nice to see Geroge Galloway has finally woken up to Obumma being a war mongering mong.

  417. 417
    Expat Geordie says:

    And where does THAT money come from?

  418. 418

    This is a Poco song: And Settling Down from A Good Feelin’ to Know.

    It has arguably the strongest hook in any of their songs in the chorus at the end of each stanza (0:27, 0:37, 1:11, 1:48 etc) repeat together with incredible harmonies lifted by the incredible voice of Timothy B Schmitt (1:27).

    I cannot find any chatter on the internet about this subtle use of a slightly overlong pause before resuming with an emphatic return of the opening chord to the next portion. If there is a recognised musical term for this device, I should love to know.

    Saw them live at the New Vic on 27/10/1976. It was the Pаul Cotton reincarnation, the founding members Jim Messina and Richie Furay had already left but Rusty Young was still playing brilliantly as ever.

    I saw an interesting comment that stated they would have become much better known had George Martin produced their albums.

  419. 419
    Blowing Whistles says:

    POI5 – I didn’t state it was you – therefore you did not have to deny it – but that you did is noted.

  420. 420
    Miliband Family Dogeral says:

    Ed is Red
    David is too
    Dad is a Communist
    And we’re all very rich too

  421. 421
    Expat Geordie says:

    Not bad for a first attempt :)

  422. 422
    Statist says:

    Hello Shlomo, how’s the weather in Tel Aviv today?

  423. 423
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


  424. 424
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just a little footnote for now – ‘The sins of their fathers’ – the publics political fathers – the old boys who get themselves talked up as of being political giants and who hold themselves out to be of such high ‘n mighty morals – bastard Rsoles – living in their group herd cognitive dissonance bubbles of self-impotence.

    When are the MET going to lift Blair for multitudes of criminal offences – and btw he does not have immunity from prosecution – if he gained immunity illegally / unlawfully.

  425. 425
    Patriot says:

    The silly bint singing the solo for Rule Britannia had terrible diction. You couldn’t hear any of her words. Very disappointing rendition. Next time, don’t employ a yankee singer or a yankee conductor. They don’t believe in what they are doing.

    Looks like the BBC have slyly fucking up yet another British cultural institution.

  426. 426
    Dumper Truck Watch says:

    No loss. I hope she doesn’t follow Opik and try stand-up

  427. 427
    Could Ed go on a Westminster shooting spree? says:

  428. 428
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    They sure have. Women can’t take charge of an Orchestra. Conductor female quotas have ruined the promenades

  429. 429
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    Your 1345 majority in a traditional safe Labour seat had no part of your decision then?

    Good for you, you lightweight, over promoted, nonsense talker.

    Although I’d bet Ed could be talked into letting you join his party and keep the seat Its going to go red anyway. And you are a lot more red than yellow. Ask Ed if you can stay? Tell him the baby Straw & Prezza and Blair can find safe seats elsewhere.
    You could defect tomorrow and seriously damage Clegg whilst boosting Miliband.

    Little Ed might go for keep his union and Syria and leadership problems off the front pages, wouldn’t it?

    Go on ask him… Your alternative comedian career is going nowhere.

  430. 430
    That's Les Batersby eith Ed wothisname. Kevin Webster says:

  431. 431
    Post hoc says:

    So between 2006-2010 Britain sold Sarin to the Syrian regime. No wonder Milliboy minor wanted to backtrack. Child of the holocaust? My ass! Child of lies, cowardice and hypocrisy more like.

  432. 432
    Thrilled? says:

  433. 433
    Close the Leftwing BBC Propaganda Department says:

    Political speech by yankee conductor at last night of Proms lasting far too long. Yuck. Bad note.

  434. 434
    Universal Hiss says:

    The term you are looking for is stoned out of your box. Two three……something.

    Grateful Dead did it all the time,time….four.

    Is this really you Cat?

  435. 435
    Close the Leftwing BBC Propaganda Department says:

    She’s not a bad conductor. She is just the wrong conductor for this event. She thinks it is all about her.

  436. 436
    Voter power says:

    She jumped before she was pushed.

  437. 437
    Is that Digby? says:

    Visibly thrilled? They look bored shitless to me.

  438. 438
    The Truth Will Out says:

    It all comes out in the end. Labour’s fascist regime supplied Assad’s fascist regime. Why am I surprised?

  439. 439
    Can't get the staff says:

  440. 440
    Universal Hiss says:

    Well so does he.

    Asda store. Why?

  441. 441
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    from our website.

    “Under Mr Rudd, Labor initially saw its figures improve. But Mr Abbott, who enjoyed the strident support of Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers, then widened the gap again. ”

    See what we did there? Implied that Murdoch won the election. We never used the words LABOUR WAS TOTALLY WIPED OUT achieving their worst level of support for 100 years. No point mentioning that. Murdoch STOLE the election is the message.
    Its the unique way we are funded you see. Means we don’t really give a fuck about independent reporting.

  442. 442
    Tachybaptus says:

    What’s the betting that the ‘public’ are actually carefully placed Labour activists?

  443. 443
    Give me strength says:

  444. 444
    Tachybaptus says:

    Between music and mucus. Not a good place to be.

  445. 445
    Londoner says:

    ASDA is the land of the living dead. An utterly unpleasant place to shop.

  446. 446
    Londoner says:

    Snot bad either

  447. 447
    Say cheese says:

  448. 448
    Londoner says:

    It is not often that I feel sorry for people associated with the Labour party, but I really feel for them. It must sap the will to live having to get out of bed every day and try to convince people that Miliband is The Man.

  449. 449
    ED reads Rupe's paper says:

  450. 450
    Anonymous says:

  451. 451
    not going out says:

    Not a very good evening, so turned off, usually quite enjoy the proms, but the arrogant violinist was arrogant and the usual fun was missing and a bit of political correctness was showing.

  452. 452
    Londoner says:

    It is of its time. I doubt if there will be a revival any time soon.

  453. 453
    PM material? says:

  454. 454
    G'nite says:

  455. 455
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ahh di dums – they still can’t de -mod the 8:25 pm comment and its now after 11:20 pm – whats the matter eh will it interfere with the msm b/s that’s currently being printed?

  456. 456
    Fishy says:

    End of the Teather

  457. 457
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  458. 458
    Londoner says:

    Kennedy is a Grade A knob. He thinks he is cool, he tries so hard to be cool, but sadly, he isn’t. However, he plays a mean fiddle. When he stands still, closes his eyes and just plays the fucking thing, you can forgive him a lot.

  459. 459
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Sarah Teather – gone but not forgotten
    not gone but forgotten.

  460. 460
    Londoner says:

    Very good.

  461. 461
    Fishy says:

  462. 462
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What is it about the DM that they cannot mention on page 10 Sat 7 Sept in the article that the chief protaganist at Staffs CC is none other than a Mr Tradewell who just happens to be a Common Purpose fully indoctrinated / NLP’d up to his eye balls ‘leading by authority’ mongrel; and could it just be that the Tory stupid Goy’mnt are also ‘fully infested with Francis Maude types too – hence the ‘DEAFENING SILENCE’?

  463. 463
    Schrödinger's cat, Two dogs, Fifty seventh earl, and so many other pseudo-intellectual monikers says:

    Night all

  464. 464
    Schrödinger's cat, Two dogs, Fifty seventh earl, and so many other pseudo-intellectual monikers says:

    Hopefully it will be sorted out in the morning. Sleep well my friend.

  465. 465
  466. 466
    I fuckin luvs Marxist spunk i does, Stephanie says:

    ed appears to be a useless cu’nt

  467. 467
    Tachybaptus says:

    No, BW, they can’t. They are unconscious and snoring stertorously, and only the bot is keeping watch. Maybe you used a naughty word like ‘dгunk’ or ‘drіνе’. But there is no appeal against the bot.

  468. 468
    Tachybaptus says:

    Asda is only a fairly unpleasant place to shop. Have you never been to Iceland or (worst of all) Ikea? Only then can you understand the lower levels of hell.

  469. 469
    David Minibanana says:


  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t even be bothered to rotate their own pictures. Spacks.

  471. 471
    Ailurophile says:

    A fructibus eorum cognoscetis eos.

  472. 472
    Londoner says:

    Iceland’s frozen peas are very good. The shop itself reminds me of Tescos in the 1970s, but at least it has humans at the tills. IKEA is for trolls.

  473. 473
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh dear – politics in the UK – what a circus. And as for the DM & Scum even they cannot admit that they remained silent when CP infiltrated every orrofice of the stablishment.

    So Rupe has slithered in seamlessly [not] behind Abbot down under – odd really so he’s backing the anti-gay-marriage PM of Oz yet he’s backing the pro-gay-marriage PM of the UK (Ditto Climate change) – So who’s going to be the first Journo [not suborned to meedya laws] to force his proprietor in the UK to point out that Rupe couldnt give a F about anything other than his profiteering agendas and business interests from jurisdiction to jurisdiction?

  474. 474
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  475. 475
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    And very friendly humans at my local store.

  476. 476
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    Djokovic – Nadal final tomorrow.

    GO NOLE!

  477. 477
    South Yorkshire Calling says:

    Ikea may well be a circle of hell, but in these parts, the clientele in Asda are an order of magnitude worse.

    There is a level below even Asda though. B&M.

  478. 478
    UKIP says:

    There’s always UKIP……

  479. 479

    He can’t pronounce watewothest or thanthberith

  480. 480
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    Monday night’s Hollywood Tribute was the best. Great to watch some Eastern European soprano singing the aria from Citizen Kane. This was the one he forced his talentless second wife to perform. Somewhat like Hearst funding his mistress’s Hollywood career (Marion Davis).

  481. 481
    Jimmy says:

    Majority 1,345 and she’s just now realised she’s leaving parliament in 2015?

  482. 482
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t it ‘leading beyond authority’ ?

    The DM is a hostile source of propaganda and dis-information.

  483. 483
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Why does it look like the Labour Trolls are now turning on Miliband ?

  484. 484
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s part of Walmart isn’t it ?

  485. 485
    Jimmy says:

    So that’s what’s upstairs.

  486. 486
    Top Banana says:

  487. 487
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I stand corrected NBW my humble apologies for my despicable mistake. The bloke in question is still a fucking nutjob though and like the NHS mongrel Ceo CP wanchor in denial twat establishment placeman who’s waiting for his pay off. What a fucking worldwide farce Blair has turned this country into.

  488. 488
    Labour have been Milibanded says:

  489. 489
    Eat your heart out Chuka...and Ed says:

  490. 490
    D notice says:

  491. 491
    Jimmy says:

    Another truly exciting leader arises from the right

  492. 492

    As far as I am aware, yes.

    Is this really you?

  493. 493
    Rodgers & Hammerstein says:

    “Stupid idiots at the Proms are massacring ‘You’ll never walk alone”. Far, far too slow. Americans should leave British popular culture alone.They can’t always do it.”

    This comes as news to us.

    After all, we only wrote the fucking thing– about a young widow in New England having to face the fact that her late husband was a criminal, and that she will have to raise their daughter alone– sung to her by a relative, telling her that she will never walk alone because impliedly she has friends, family, and Almighty God with her. (Reprised at the end when her daughter graduates from high school and the girl’s father, in spirit, watches her.)

    It was in the BROADWAY show, Carousel, which premiered in 1945, FIVE fucking years before it played in London the first time.

    Us Yanks MIGHT have a teeny tiny little bit of ownership rights on that song.

  494. 494
    Just Wanking says:

    The good thing about tony blair is hes married to slotgob, fancy waking up to yhat in the morning!.

  495. 495
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Roman-a-Clef Service says:

    That part of the film was more specifically a reference to Samuel Insull, a British-born investor who owned the Chicago electric utility corporation and elevated transit lines. He built the Chicago opera house for his wife. That particular fact would have been a fairly recent memory for filmgoers in 1941. Orson Welles did this as a way of deflecting criticism that he was skewering William Randolph Hearst personally– almost all of Kane’s biographical details are at variance with Hearst’s and quite similar to those of other tycoons, for this very purpose– and yet in its overall effect, the fact of its being about Hearst was undeniable.

  496. 496
    Jemima Clarkdaughter says:

    It takes one to know one, Stefanny.

  497. 497
    Red Ed Milipuppet says:

    Labour are still set to win a 76 seat majority. Len will be running the country.

    Be afraid.

  498. 498
    Lord Fatten says:

    Nobody briefed me the BBC spews out leftist agitprop 24/7

  499. 499
    broderick crawford says:

    Grumpy dwarf Gordon Strachan has refuted claims he is a garden ornament which has been brought to life through the use of black magic.
    The Scotland manager addressed the issue after his team were bent over and had their liberty taken by a genetically superior Belgium side.

    He said: “I still can’t believe this story keeps coming up.

    “I’m a man, a very small angry man who doesn’t look human…but I am human.

    “Let me take this opportunity to say, I am not a fucking gnome, or a fucking hobbit or one of the supporting characters from Gregory’s Girl. I am me, no one else.”

    A source close to the funny looking Strachan confirmed there will always be questions over his genealogy.

    “No matter what he says or does, people can’t help imaging him dressed as one of Santa’s helpers or a character from Lord of the Rings.

    “His family keep telling him he should be thankful.

    “If the Nazis had won the war, he would probably be performing in a camp somewhere to groups of Japanese and German businessmen, whose moral compasses have been surgically removed by the satanic overlords who have turned the world into a living fucking horror show.”

    Did you like this article? Share it with your friends!

  500. 500
    Anonymous says:

    Sponsored post eh? How will you look into corruption in the UK maritime industry?

    What a sell – out.

  501. 501
    The Office of Euan Blair says:

    I am Euan Blair of the Labour Party

    I represent criminal bankers, bent lawyers, neo con war criminals, the Murdoch Mob, Hampstead hedge fund owners, generalised corruption,doubling the national debt, Ponzi schemes, nepotism, and everything that Labour has brought to Britain

    Like my Mum and Dad

    PS The only thing I regret is that Mum and Dad did not send me to Eton, the Finishing School for those with golden spoons up their arses

  502. 502
    JH32984092385-230 says:

    Primrose hill royalty!

    I bet Jon Snow treated himself to a new set of knee pads for this one.

  503. 503
    unsponsored post says:

    why do they call these collections of fuckwits ” parties” as they are no fun at all ?

  504. 504
    bergen says:

    It’s called earning a crust. Would you prefer to pay a subscription? I’ve no problem with it. Do you believe in the money tree ?

  505. 505
    The leftie health warning says:

    So as unemployment falls and all economic conditions improve rapidly the Lefties fall back on their normal moaning. The TUC have issued a report that they say indicates Unemployment Figure Could Be Double and many economically inactive are not counted. It’s odd because during the method of counting over the 13 years of terror between 1997 and 2010 this did not appear to be an issue.

    The TUC, Labour and the left in general just cannot bring themselves to admit they got it all wrong and always get it wrong. Expect to see days of moaning and deriding the recovery from a crash that THEY themselves created along with their banker friends who suddenly are now the enemy and the friends of the right.

    Of course the BBC have this front and centre of the news reports so again doing all they can to damage the country , the present government and anyone one that does not agree with the twisted minds of the left in general

    Vote Labour back in if you must but be aware of he consequences of doing so. If they ever get hod of power again there will be absolutely no return for the UK. Don’t say you have not be warned.

  506. 506
    Super. Mullet says:

    Why is inspector Frost there has ed done something wrong?

  507. 507
    The Economist of London, shameful smearers says:

    Here is a nice comment from the Economist, following the neo con leade,

    “But not even populist Tories should want foreign policy to be determined by opinion polls.”

    So anyone who agrees with the People is “populist”?

    And anyone who thinks that attacking Assad will only make things worse if an “apppeaser”?

    Come on Economist…

    Stop your cheap smearing. You used to represent a little thinking …not knee jerk smearing for the neo con Lobby…

    Or are you part of the neo con Lobby now? Some of your Board certainly are…

    You are looking pretty doubtful now..not the independent voice we once loved

  508. 508
    Woman in the black coat says:

    “If you don’t go away you fucking weirdo and stop harassing me I’ll call the rozers see if I don’t”

  509. 509
    Milliweirdo says:

    “Listen to me I can fart Rule Britannia”

  510. 510
    Howard Keel, Ashby-de-la-Zouch by the sea says:

    Surely ‘Coldharbour Lane’ in Brixton is a bit of a clue ?

  511. 511
    The general public says:

    Yes we can only celebrate when due to the way Labour gerrymandered the system anyone else gets a 6 % lead over them. Even at that point the seats will only be equal.
    The Tories got a million more votes than Labour and Blair still took a landslide victory. Labour corrupt to the core indeed be very afraid

  512. 512
    The left, playing the man not the ball says:

    He was just reading aloud from UK Labour’s policy sheet.

  513. 513
    Maori says:

    Not exactly the Hakka is it?

  514. 514
    Little Boy Blue says:

    Abbott causes landslide!

  515. 515
    Dire says:

    Try the Belfast Proms where Phil Coulter tried to shoe horn Ireland’s Call into the proceedings. The audience weren’t interested.

  516. 516
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    No problem BW + no need to chastise yourself.

    The official CP maxim of ‘leading beyond authority’ makes as much legitimate sense as ‘leading by authority’.

    Legitimate leaders lead with authority, the authority being granted by consensus of those following to their leader.

    This is the ‘democratic’ way.

    The corruption CP has promoted, and that which you put down in error, point to a subtle difference. In both cases the consensus of granting authority is removed, and in the CP case, that leadership is by those unaccountable to authority as they are beyond this.

    Both suggest a dictatorship model. The CP version an explicitly unaccountable one for would be leaders.

    For CP to be disassembled, their so called leaders simply need to be held to account, and consensus allowed to grant authority to leaders moving forward. The legitimacy of CP qualifications should also be clarified and in most cases denied.

  517. 517
    Murdoch making war again says:

    But ir’s me and Wendy can’t goy see ?

    I am King of Tinsel Town now that I have been expelled from London

    But I still own the Tinsel Town Times of London (until I can find some Russian Oligarch to buy it)

  518. 518
    Gonk says:

    And lurid fair trade socks

  519. 519
    The Loony Left says:

    We can resume our programme of importing more mozzies.

  520. 520
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Think of all those expensive tutors who polished the tvrd which is a B£iar. Not for you the bog standard education we created for the proles.

  521. 521
    The One And Only. says:

    God not fucking allah, whoevre the the fuck he is, twat,

  522. 522
    ALLAH says:

    Syrians all the children should be first.

  523. 523
    Dianne Fatbutt says:

    That’s where Madonna should go for her children.

  524. 524
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Sir David Bell: Common Purpose shill:

    Bell was also one of those instrumental in the Leveson bid to regulate the press last year.

    The Economist as a publication has been redundant for a while, arguably since the 2007/2008 crash which they did not foresee nor were capable of providing credible explanation for.

    The R family really are not having a good time. And they seem to need a major war perhaps to protect their own interests.

  525. 525
    The One And Only. says:

    udwhGo fuck yourselve

  526. 526
    Tinsel Town Times of London says:

    Now that we have assassinated Ed’s character

    It is our God given duty to smear anyone who wants to stop our war frimes

    By calling them appeasers

    Tel Aviv Central have told us to…

  527. 527
    Labour are splitting says:

    One can foresee a future where the insurgent fighters in Syr!a, who have been eating the hearts and minds of the people, are perhaps bracketed for no questions asked asylum status in the UK on humanitarian grounds to prevent the Syr!an government from hurting their human rights by firing squad.

    Some good reasons to exit EU sooner rather than later, as such a directive is likely being crafted in anticipation about now.

  528. 528
    Manager at Falkirk Store enthuses co-workers at daily staff meeting says:

    Right, so that’s clear then ?

  529. 529
    The future says:

    Two old has-been lefties together.

  530. 530
    Anonymous says:

    “unemployment falls”: It can not fall.

    If it did wage pressure would result. This would trigger yet more immigration.

    You are working on the old rules.

  531. 531
    William Vague says:

    Back in Yorkshire for the weekend, enjoying my faggots with Yorkshire puddings

  532. 532
    Labour are splitting says:

    Ok – so who exactly are we appeasing in the foreign civil war where the UK is not under any form or threat of attack ?

    That same charge by Times logic can be leveled at G’ermany, but will not perhaps because the proprietor does not wish to upset that government as Sky AG is profitable ?

  533. 533
    Dianne Fatbutt says:

    Walmart – that’s where Madonna should go for her children.


    Dis WordPress am as useful as a mushy pea, innit ?

  534. 534
    Ebuy says:

    We have a super charity sale next week

    We will be auctioning off Lady Gaga’s Ass

    A tasty morsel indeed

    Well carved, it will make superb rump steaks for the Jihadi’s breakfast

  535. 535
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  536. 536
    Tony Blair says:

    For the moment. But it’s quite useful, since you can say and do whatever you want and then go for a couple of hail marys afterwards and it’s all alright again.
    Have you seen the pictures of my little boy in the papers, he has the same loony left staring eye as my dear lady wife.

  537. 537
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    Alky Ada – giving new meaning to the phrase, ‘ Winning Eating hearts and minds ‘.

  538. 538
    Tony Blair says:

    Don’t worry. We’ll get a big bounce from the royal wedding soon. The next in line ot my throne, dear little Euan of the lefty staring eyes dynasty will be getting married. To a woman. That’ll give us a big poll advantage.

  539. 539
    Rupe the duper says:

    Abbott has promised me immunity when the British police and the FBI come after

    Its the least the puppet can do

    PS the hacks on the Times are so corrupt, they do not need to be reminded about keeping their mouths shut about my criminal empire

    Why do you think they are all talking about “morality” in Syria when their colleagues are about to be jailed? It’s all vile disinformation, my speciality

  540. 540
    Joseph Conrad says:


  541. 541
    Window Licker Watch says:

    Great job Tom Watson,well done :-)

  542. 542
    Finkelstein & Aaranovitch, shameless smearers says:

    Of course

    Rupert operates in different markets – and perhaps the Germans do not need to be encouraged to go to war…

    Something tells us they do war rather too well – It might bring back unhappy memories for us and Tel Aviv Central

    Much better to keep them just paying reparations…

  543. 543
    unsponsored post says:

    I think somebody is using predictive text. surely when it says ” left him looking weaker” that should be “left him looking like a wanker” ?

  544. 544
    Jihadi Christian eater says:

    We got the idea from this lovely fellow

  545. 545
    Stephanis Philanderers of the BBC says:

    BUT… you’re not very well of….not as well off as you were before the crash. You are poorer. Remember you are poorer, say after me, WE ARE ALL POORER.

    AND Britain has not recovered to pre crash levels, unlike other countries (OK we were in a hole that was four times as big but I’m not interested in that. That’s a mere technicality).

    Remember you are poorer….remember you are not as well off as you would have been with the gorgeous Ed(s).

  546. 546
    Eating Hearts And Minds: Last Chance Case for Intervention says:

    This could happen in a town or city near you if you dont !

  547. 547
    Teasy Weasy says:

    Sex change?

  548. 548
    Teasy Weasy says:

    Try “advice”.

  549. 549
    Teasy Weasy says:

    Dave’s free – have you seen the size of his bollocks?

  550. 550
    Nepotists-R-Us says:

    We in the Labour Party like to keep it in the family. We like to tell the plebs we believe in opportunity for all while we enrich ourselves at the taxpayers’ expense and create the best opportunities for our vile offspring to follow us onto the gravy train. No matter how badly we treat them the proles continue to vote for us. Lubbly jubbly!

  551. 551
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster says:

    Well, if G’ermany did intervene in Syr!a the UN may have a problem with the clause in the motion which states that Poland and the Czech Republic should be invaded first.

  552. 552
    Gonk says:

    An echo and an illness. Mostly brought on by bedsits and loneliness.

  553. 553
    Jihadi Christian eater says:

    The Times of London was against stopping the Germans invading the Sudetanland

    Wrong then

    and wrong on Syria now

    The genttlemen of the Times have become blinded by their own very personal agenda

    That is not journalism

    It is progaganda worthy of a certain German whose name began with G and ended in s…

  554. 554
    Teasy Weasy says:

    How could they tell?

  555. 555
    Beast with two Eds says:

    You can’t touch me – I’m the prat of the Union.

  556. 556
    Laughing hangman says:

    The reason for strange face on milislug is usually not enough lube on the glove when McClucker has his hand up his arse working his mouth.

  557. 557
    the sound of public scorn says:

    Dear Unie,

    You are awful. But I like you.

  558. 558
    Degsy Hatton says:

    In a former life I worked for a big building firm with offices all over the country but avoided setting up shop in Liverpool like the plague because of the union aggro rampant there, but another outfit marched bravely into Wallasey/Runcorn and were plagued from day one with grief from the unions. Damned near finished them!

  559. 559
    Jongleur says:

    Miliband! From the party that thought Gordon Brown was a good idea.

  560. 560
    Mahmood Uhlulululu says:

    Perfect for you Jimmy xx

  561. 561
    Yanks are 200 years old 0 says:

    More bollocks
    It was first sung by the English armies as they readied themselves for battle with William of orange in 1688

  562. 562
    Le Pétomane says:

    You ain’t got nothing on me.

  563. 563
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Don’t you mean “poofter”?

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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