September 3rd, 2013

Coulson: Kill UKIP

Just what Dave needs. His old pal Andy Coulson is back again, making the second of a series of interventions in GQ magazine. This time he is offering his wisdom on the Tories’ UKIP problem:

“UKIP has become a club for disgruntled, invariably older Tories fed up with the leadership’s attitude mostly, although not entirely, towards Europe. More dangerously it allowed the party to present itself as the natural home for anyone fed up with mainstream politics.”

Coulson advises that the ‘loony’ rhetoric is “self-defeating” because “increasingly significant numbers of Conservative supporters” are voting UKIP. The current policy, which Whitehall wags wearily describe as “there is nothing we can do”, clearly isn’t working either. So what is Coulson’s masterplan? Kill em. An attack video demolishing UKIP’s dark side, focusing on Farage’s “less pleasant and stranger utterances”, with William Hague dispatched to take him on.

“The Conservatives should meet the UKIP debating challenge sooner and have Farage boxed off long before the first TV debate. It should be led by a senior Cabinet member, not the PM. Hague, as Foreign Secretary, is perfectly placed for some net practice on Farage’s preferred playing surface of Europe.”

Which could certainly go both ways. Then again if the Tories fancy winning something has to change…


261 Comments

  1. 1
    Vote ukip says:

    Hague?
    That’s despicable little warmonger?
    He can fuck right off

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    • 16
      Vote UKIP says:

      Nigel would run rings around the base-balled capped gay poseur. Bring it on!

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      • 73
        Percy says:

        Hague ain’t too bad but he does struggle to get his words out, they are both like to portray themselves as one of the lads knocking a pint or two down their throats, what about a televised drinking completion between Haugey and Farage then a verbal, we might get a bit of sense spoken.

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      • 145
        Anonymous says:

        We are looking at a potential loss of 12000Tory party members and it is clear that they have not yet all joined UKIP but that does not mean that they will continue to vote Tory and here is why they are not trusted .

        If an individual is so disenchanted with the Tories that they resign their membership they are hardly going to rush out and vote for an organisation the have resigned from in disgust. Those who do vote will be looking for a more conservative organisation to support and UKIP may well be their choice. Like myself I am not a member of UKIP but I will vote for them from now on. Incidentally I have never been a member of the Tory party but I have always voted for them for the past 50 years.
        Two things are perfectly clear, the Tories are losing members and UKIP are gaining members. Therefore if the paying Tory members are resigning in large numbers as they are it is because they no longer support Cameron’s party, why on earth should we believe that non paying Tory supporters will behave differently?
        If I were a Tory MP with a majority of less than 5000 I would be looking for a new job opportunity for after 2015 if not before.
        Cameron is a total plonker and fucks up everything he touches and tries to con both Tory members and the public at large. He is shit scared of Farage who has challenged him on a debate about the EU but Cameron the tosser has bottled it

        VOTE UKIP

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        • 170
          Anonymous says:

          ANON 143— you trotted those figures out yesterday as well.I dont know how you arrived at them I dont believe for one minute that Conservative voters would sign up to the amateur set up that is ukip ! its so funny to see Mr Gas bag (nige) blustering away ! he pales in to insignificance next to the PM who has integrity in spades.Nigel cant even sort out his backroom boys !

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          • Joe Public says:

            Anonymous 168

            You constantly bore us to death with your childish cheap jibes every day like the proverbial bore you are.

            We all think you should get back to CCHQ and get a real job making tea or fluffing politicians.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Well Nigel was spot on about how the public feel about Syria but Cameron is not interested in British public opinion he is far too self important. The figures were on conservative home a few weeks ago. However you can waffle as much as you like and it will not alter the fact that UKIP are growing and the Tories are shrinking

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          • Anonymous says:

            If Cameron is so clever why doesn’t he take up Farages challenge?

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          • Anonymous says:

            What planet are you from, Farage would mop the floor with Cameron, do you fancy cameron, or may be your one of those paid up eu trolls, your certainly not British.

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        • 248
          lojolondon says:

          Exactly – the main problem with the Conservatives is that they are completely not conservative – every new law, every motion, could have come from Nu Liebour.

          UKIP is killing the Conservatives, that is why Andy wants to hit back – fair play, but if they put Hague up against Farage, then Baldy will really have to look for a new job, I am sure he knows too that he cannot cut it.

          Funny, because while in opposition I agreed with everything Hague said, but now, in power, I disagree with everything he says.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Farage has genuine talent, Cameron, Ed and Clegg are spoilt cheating greedy parasites, who attract only suckers.

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          • Tom Catesby says:

            That’s because, typically, when in opposition, politicians can afford to tell you what they think you want to hear to get into gov’t.

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    • 18
      Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

      “More dangerously it allowed the party to present itself as the natural home for anyone fed up with mainstream politics.”

      Thereby revealing the truth that UKIP are not just taking Tory votes but plenty of them from Labour and LibDem as well.

      But how could anybody be disgruntled with the Liblabcons? Maybe because they are a load of dishonest, lying, deceitful, corrupt thugs who can’t be trusted an inch (sorry millimeter)?

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      • 39
        Free Speech says:

        Rather than deal with their monolithic lack of attractiveness, the Tories want to try to shut down any voices which differ from theirs.

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        • 111
          DLT says:

          Just wait for Operation Y e w t r e e to be brought on to smear the good name of UKIP.

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        • 126
          Mong Watch says:

          So Coulson is suggestion Dave uses the tactics of Labour ?

          It is Dave’s making the Cons look and behave like Labour which has lost him a lot of votes to UKIP. Coulsons suggestion is an attack on libertarian Britain which is not a smart idea.

          Smear campaign will backfire. Conservatives need to return to core values if they want to minimize UKIP threat.

          Coulson is yesterdays mong.

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      • 85
        Percy says:

        25.4 millimetres, 1 millimetre is a bit small, they can be trusted more tan that but not much more

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      • 95
        The 80% not voting UKIP says:

        Calm down, dear.

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      • 153
        Not in My Name says:

        As a life long labour voter, UKIP has got my vote.

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        • 172
          Anonymous says:

          How bizarre, when ukip are right wing.

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          • Not in My Name says:

            Not bizarre at all.
            UKIP want to get us out of EUSSR( run by former communists).
            I’d vote for Genghis Khan if he was standing for that!

            UKIP has stated that they don’t support the global warming scam as well
            They are against wind farms and subsidizing the rich to get richer, whilst the poor spend a great deal of money just to stay warm.

            They believe charity begins at home and are against subsidizing ‘developing’ countries space programes, whilst tens of thousands of their own people can’t get enough to eat or even read.

            Farage, has actually had to earn his living in a real job as well.

            I think you’ll find many labour supporters would support UKIP as the liblabcon is all the same anodyne touchyfeelytreehugging westminster shites, who claim to ‘care’

            UKIP was the first party to declare that we should keep our noses out of other peoples civil wars.

            All in all a good set of proposals

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          • Anon says:

            Farage called it right on Syria when he said ordinary people didn’t want us to be involved in military action. He is in touch with public opinion.

            Cameron, Miliband and Clegg didn’t give a damn what the public thought. They were all happy to go along with Obama regardless of public opinion. They’ve only been stopped by accident.

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          • Joe Public says:

            On issue after issue, UKIP get it right – and that is from a previously life long Labour voter as well.

            Cameron and the tories are simply living on a different planet.

            We don’t need war mongering politicans telling us to attack countries that are not attacking us.

            We dont need windmills and electricty at double the cost, we dont need to destroy our energy self sufficency and gas power stations, we have to get out of the EU which is destroying this country, and as a working man, immigration is killing the labour market with a race to the bottom in wages that is destroying any future for our kids at the same time as resulting a social welfare budget for the immigrants who dont work that is simply unsustainable.

            As a working man UKIP are the only party that have common sense policies for the benefit of this country and its voters.

            As far as I can see, the LibLabCon and cameron are intent on destroying the UK.

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          • lojolondon says:

            Nice try – UKIP are NOT Right wing. Some of their policies amount to job protection, and lots of social support. UKIP care about Britain and they don’t think what any ‘intellectual’ or the BBC thinks. The unions have been complimenting Nigel on some UKIP policies, wouldn’t it be hilarious (and a massive one up Miliband!) if a couple of unions supported UKIP for the next general election??

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          • Anonymous says:

            Grow up with your left wing, right wing, UKIP are adults.

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      • 239
        Anonymous says:

        JOE PUBLIC—are you aware that “anonymous” is not a user name, but merely means you are, how can i put this,anonymous.So you are lumping 50% of the posters on here together, which seems rather a stupid mistake to make.

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      • 259
        Jan'2014, 700,000 Roma ready and waiting says:

        At least you’ll not be short of clothes pegs.

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    • 19
      Big Bubba says:

      Amerikan bumboy!

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      • 97
        Percy says:

        Sorry Bubbs, the evidence is circumstantial, no direct evidence as yet, Geedes is trying his best to out him, Willy is supposed to be a married man but that is no guarantee of being straight.

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        • 240
          Anonymous says:

          PERCY— You do know that when people on here make cracks about the sexuality of others, it sends a massive red flag to readers about yourself dont you ?

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    • 21
      tn02 says:

      One would have thought Coulson’s mind would be better served on focusing on his impending court case, unless of course, the outcome is a foregone conclusion.

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      • 33
        Fag End says:

        The case has either been fixed or he’s off his rocker? I think the latter to suggest that Hague (with his Daphne Moon accent) could take on Farage in a debate and not come out like a shallow disconnected weirdo is laughable. If this was the kind of advice he was giving Dave then as many have said it further raises the question about Dave and his judgement. Be worth seeing though.

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    • 25
      With Friends like Coulson who needs enemies? says:

      Well after Coulson’s last article I would wager Dave is giving his advice a wide berth.

      He wrote then, that Sam Cam was Dave’s secret weapon, so Dave decided to use her. Unfortunately (in a political sense) Sam’s pet project is Syrian refugees and when Dave decided to help them under Sam Cam’s direction, he stuffed himself, Obama, the French and the Syrian refugees.

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      • 40
        Basher al-Assad says:

        LOL!

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      • 41
        Realist says:

        Lots of bleating about 2million refugees fleeing in Syria. Pics of queues tramping back and forth through deserts. But then this is only what the Arab peasants have been doing for millenia, so nothing’s changed.

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        • 77
          The LibLabConners says:

          We will welcome them with open arms and deep pockets.

          Come the the UK, poor refugees.

          We will feed you, clothe you, house you and give you some bennies.

          Come the the UK, you know it makes sense!

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          • Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

            But we don’t have any junior school places.

            The end result of our open door immigration policies will be apparent in 2015 when, due to immigration and high birth rates among the immigrant population, we will have ~ 50% more children starting junior school than we have places for

            Well done Tony Bliar you have really rubbed the middles classes noses in it, the problem is it is the white working class who will have all the problems

            Why would anyone in the white working classes consider voting labour, can someone come on here and detail what Bliar and his cronies did for you.

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        • 99
          Arab peasant says:

          Our tents are plastic now, and the camel has been replaced by a Landcruiser.

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          • Anon says:

            Not true – usually its a 4 bed house in Hammersmith and Fulham for free, and a free new car every 2 years on the disability benefit…

            We love it, much better than sub saharan africa or the middle eastern sh1t holes in our own countries.

            Thanks for letting us all in, now p1ss off and let us colonise and destory your culture, r ape your pretty white children and end your christian religion cause we dont like it.

            signed

            the religion of peace..

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      • 59
        Landmines are so Last Century, Darling says:

        Her pet project isn’t really Syrian refugees, it is posing as Lady Bountiful. She can’t do that in Britain as the population would see through her patronizing behaviour, so she just went off to find some vulnerable people who couldn’t tell her to piss off in English to exploit.

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    • 63
      Sandra in Accounts says:

      Will Hague be wearing a baseball cap?

      Drinking 14 pints?

      Spouting on about 24 hours to save the pound?

      Farage Vs Hague?

      Popcorn at the ready.

      Vote UKIP.

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      • 71
        himindoors says:

        I think it will be more akin to Alan Partridge’s boating commercial, complete with angry french farmers and a dead camargue horse.

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      • 76
        Vote UKIP says:

        Nigel — a golden opportunity — issue a TV debate challenge to Willybum immediately

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      • 173
        Anonymous says:

        Hague would get his baseball cap twisted the fuck back.

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      • 177
        Anonymous says:

        SANDRA.Will nigel be wearing a cravat
        Drinking 15 pints fag in hand.
        Spouting drivel.
        Larging up his exxies.
        Steering well clear of Brussles.
        Vote Conservative, you know the party that actually has MP`s ha ha ha

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    • 163
      Anonymous says:

      The Three wise monkeys are “Hear no evil, See no evil, and Speak no evil”
      Whereas the LIBLABCON can be summed up as follows
      “Useless, Hopeless and Fucking Disastrous” and wise they most certainly are NOT

      Vote UKIP

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      • 165
        Anonymous says:

        Whereas UKIP can be summed up as follows
        “Bonkers, Racist and F*cking Dangerous.”

        Do keep taking the pills.

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        • 179
          Anonymous says:

          The more i see and here of Nigel Farage the more of a joke he seems to be ! he is now a parody of himself.

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          • Young and UKIP says:

            Parody or not, the Conservatives will not win the next GE. The Conservatives are likely never to win a general election in my lifetime.

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          • Butter says:

            We’ve all seen and heard more than enough of Cameron to know he is a jelly belly pasty faced joke of a man. The Guardian would be too right wing in the cameron household.

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        • 242
          Anonymous says:

          As soon as Nigel unleashes his shaven headed brigade on to the general public, their ratings will plummet !

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    • 206
      Anonymous says:

      Cameron & Hague, want to support alqeeeeeda in Syria.

      It is bonkers !!!

      We have just lost 800 lives of our own, killed 100’s of thousands, and spent billions in Ir aq and Af ganis stan fighting Alqeee da !!!!

      Why on earth are we supporting them in Syria !!!!

      We know what mu sl ims and extremeists think about the UKs help in getting rid of dicators from their countries all to well – the scum who k ill ed L ee Ri gby (allegedly) in Wo olwi ch said “we are doing this because your army has been kil ling our people in Ir aq and Af ghani stan….”

      Are this government so arrogant and conceited they dont understand this….?

      The sunn is and sh ias have been killing each other for thousands of years – they dont want or need our help. Leave them to it. We can buy the gas from whichever side wins.

      If Cameron arms and aids the alq eeeeda rebels in Syria, our friends from the reli gion of peace will ha ck to de ath 2.5 million Ch rist ians who currently live peacefully in Syria..

      If Cameron gets rid of Assad he will have the blood of poor L e e R i g b y on his hands as well as the blood of 2.5 million Syrian Christians.

      Cameron and Hagues war mongering supported by the MSM in utterly disgusting and abhorent. 71% of the British public in the latest poll agree and both of them should resign over this issue.

      Cameron is completely out of touch with the UK public and should resign before he inflicts any more damage on this country.

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    • 224
      broderick crawford says:

      PETE DOCHERTY’S BABYSHAMBLES SAYS u

      Britain best in Europe at taking drugs

      BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.
      Experts found that British highs are more intense and longer lasting and that our come-downs are more physically demanding and emotionally chaotic.

      Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “The Germans over-think it and end up with a highly regimented way of getting buzzed.

      “Their coke lines are very straight and their joints look like they were made in a factory. They scored nine for technical merit but only four for artistic interpretation.”

      Professor Brubaker said that Spanish and Italian drug taking had improved because of their ruined economies, but the typical Latin high was still ‘messy, noisy and lacking in substance’.

      Meanwhile, French drug taking was difficult to measure as it seemed to have no effect, one way or another, on the functioning of French society.

      The study also found that the once mighty Dutch, who invented ‘total drug taking’ in the early 1970s, were now hampered by debates about coffee shops while British people were chomping pills simply because they come in such pretty colours.

      Professor Brubaker added: “We are entering a golden age of being off your tits in Britain.

      “The Olympics helped. A lot of people got excited but then realised it was just a lot of show-offs running around in circles and so they watched it while sucking on a massive, potent bong.

      “The combination of powerful narcotics, constant flash photography and weird bicycle helmets created a drug experience so complete it could have been invented by Philip K Dick.

      “Well done everyone. Absolutely splendid.”

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  2. 2
    lucky hunch says:

    Then again the Tories could adopt some of the UKIP style policies disgruntled voters find so appealing and start attracting support?

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  3. 3
    pubcurmudgeon says:

    “Then again if the Tories fancy winning again something has to change…”

    Hmm, they could try adopting some Tory policies.

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  4. 4
    Clegg says:

    Give all voters paternity leave.

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  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Smoke me a kipper.

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  6. 6
    Biffothebean says:

    Hague to take on UKIP ….. in a pillow fight maybe.

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  7. 7
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    “Then again if the Tories fancy winning again something has to change…”

    The Party leadership and all its policies.

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  8. 9
    Miliband Snr goes native Yank. No doubt trying to avoid the flak from junior's opportunism says:

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  9. 10
    Big Bubba says:

    Coulson, you twat, you’re going to the big house. Get that KY ready for your butt! Vote UKIP.

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    • 23
      Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

      A party is known by the company it keeps.

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    • 131
      Percy says:

      The trail will be postponed again and again eventually Dave will go to the Queen and ask for a pardon for Coulson, Brigsy and the rest

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    • 182
      Anonymous says:

      BIG BUBBA,i can see how you fit right in with ukip looking at the shaven head brigade it attracts.

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      • 212
        I want my country back says:

        Fool.

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      • 237
        Anonymous says:

        Big Bubba is a conservative HQ Crosby paid troll.

        Like Cameron, we know he is a cast iron liar and would happily sell the health service to his rich mates if he could earn enough after parliament to be the heir to Blair.

        Camerons lies and war mongering makes me sick.

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    • 243
      Anonymous says:

      You moron, even if he goes to prison it will be a very low security one like Huhne went to, and he will be out in weeks.FFS you only get 10 years for murder !

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  10. 11
    Sir William Waid says:

    The last thing dave wants is a genuine debate about Europe. He needs to play at the level of image and brand-appeal.

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  11. 13
    bergen says:

    He’s right to the extent that the Tories cannot ignore their existence and simply hope they’ll go away.

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  12. 17
    Egg Miliband says:

    Vote Ukip!! What could possibly go wrong? I love Europe. I love the big state! I love chucking money at voters! Vote for UkIp and end up with the Welfare party.

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    • 27
      Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

      That is going to happen anyway as long as the Liblabcons stay in power.

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  13. 22
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    What has the Conservative Party become? It is not a ‘club’, it’s only purpose appears to be to give a few politicians a chance to sit in office and increase the National Debt whilst doing whatever Labour would have done anyway, bar a few cosmetic changes.

    What reason on Earth is there to belong to such a party?

    Grammar schools? No
    Control of UK borders? No
    Cutting public spending? No
    Keeping the UK out of foreign wars? No
    Reform of local government? No
    Hospitals that aren’t slaughterhouses? No
    Decriminalisation of TV licence enforcement? No

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    • 37
      Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

      Cutting my benefits and pensions? No

      They remain as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar.

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    • 54
      Fishy says:

      And just who wrecked or was responsible for these things?

      Grammar schools? No
      LABOUR
      Control of UK borders? No
      LABOUR
      Cutting public spending? No
      LABOUR
      Keeping the UK out of foreign wars? No
      LABOUR
      Reform of local government? No
      LBOUR
      Hospitals that aren’t slaughterhouses? No
      LABOUR
      Decriminalisation of TV licence enforcement? No
      LABOUR

      …and much, much more

      And what will a vote for UKIP do? Bring back the very people that destroyed Britain as they want it.

      Loonies? No, just as thick as pigshit

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      • 67
        Observer says:

        It’s time you recognised reality. If you really believe there is any difference between the CURRENT Labour Conservative and Liberal parties, then it is you who is living in cloud cuckoo land.

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        • 102
          The 80% not voting UKIP says:

          Oh that stupid “they’re all the same” crap again. Try actually thinking about things and engaging your UKIP-fried brain for a change. Not everyone is as obsessed with Europe, gays and Muslims as you lot are.

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          • Young and UKIP says:

            20% and rising. Your membership collapsing. Your vote collapsing. The semll of fear seeps through the written word of every Tory poster on here. Your party is over. Only the die hard cannot yet see it.

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          • The Tory Party says:

            Yes. Lets increase immigration, increase the national debt and increase foreign aid and increase taxes to pay for it all. We would love a mansion tax as well.

            Toodle pips..

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      • 74
        The BBC Current Affairs and History Departments says:

        We simplydo NOT recognise that description of the glorious period 1997 – 2010 and we are busy re-writing history for the generations to come just as we re-wrote it for the Callaghan Government and Thatcher afterwards

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      • 107
        FFS says:

        Given that the Tories are letting just as many immigrants in as Labour, I think you will find that within 15 years it will be entirely impossible to get Labour out of office because immigrants are 5 times more likely to vote Labour than Tory. This is understandable because immigrants from Bangladesh with no sellable skills are easily convinced the best way to get rich quick is to vote for a socialist party that is buying their votes using money from the middle-class taxpayer.

        We need UKIP in power sometime during the next 10 years or you can kiss goodbye to Britain and 90% of your income.

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      • 132
        Socialism = Starvation says:

        But we have a Labour government in all but name, so if we don’t get rid of the putrid corpse of the Conservative party, we shall never get a government that might be willing to change things. UKIP propose dismantling the MoD to get rid of incompetent procurement.

        Vote Conservative to get Labour out of ministerial limos and office, but not out of power.

        Public spending has not been cut since 2010, it simply hasn’t gone up as fast as Labour planned.

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        • 133
          UKIP = ????? says:

          And UKIP would sort out the deficit how exactly? Oh I know, you’ll leave the EU and then use all the money that you’ll find growing on trees afterwards.

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      • 184
        Anonymous says:

        Im amazed that anybody thinks ukip are the answer ! 5 minutes listening to Nigels “know all” voice is enough for me.But he alppeals to people who want us back in the 1950`s when they were young, not the sharpest knives, obviously.

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        • 195
          Anonymous says:

          You mean 1850s, surely?

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        • 196
          Young and UKIP says:

          Sharper than you lot who couldn’t read public opinion on Syria. You lot just don’t get it.

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        • 210
          Anon says:

          So, you assume the UK is in a better position now than it was in the 1950’s – economically and socially? And you will be very happy to pay Harold Wilson-style levels of income tax (99p in the pound, IIRC, in the 60’s) to build the schools for all these extra primary school places that will be needed because of Labour’s free for all immigration policy? And a ‘mansion’ tax if you earn enough to afford a house over £1m? Still, at least your social conscience will be eased, even if your kids won’t be able to get a decent state education or a job.

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      • 213
        I want my country back says:

        Who cares. as a Conservative when the shit finally hits the fan, i’d preferLabour to be holding the bog roll, and boy are they going to need a lot of it.

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  14. 26
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    If the Tories brought in a mosque tax (£1 million per year) they would win a landslide.

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  15. 28
    he's got his finger on the pulse says:

    Farage was right on Syria.

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  16. 29
    Let's give up says:

    After 200 years, the census is axed: Critics accuse Government of ending ten-yearly headcount to try and hide truth about immigration

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    • 32
      J C says:

      If only Mummy and Daddy had not had to go to the census, I could have had a less stable beginning.

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    • 38
      bergen says:

      The truth would probably frighten half of us to death. Perhaps it’s been axed on public health grounds.

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      • 116
        FFS says:

        Sometinh tells me that the lies about immigration that will be able to spawn now the census has been scrapped will be even more scary than the truth.

        Propaganda tends to flourish best in a truth-free environment.

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    • 123
      Crazy Cat Lady says:

      Lockheed Martin, The American conglomerate who operated the last census data collection was clearly too expensive.

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    • 211
      Anon says:

      Because they realised the results were not, and could not be, accurate?

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  17. 30
    Matt says:

    Who cares if the headline matches the story? It’s another chance for the little UKIP buttboys to moan about stuff. What exactly is the content that has angered the posters here? Oh, it’s nothing at all. I think it’s an interesting feature of UKIP voters that they cry like babies about absolutely fucking anything.

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    • 35
      Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

      Liblabcons are as usual acting like bully boys trying to beat up the smallest member of the group. If that sort of thing makes you happy then what does that say of you?

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      • 46
        Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

        In fact it it is like three dumb third formers talking to a first former and finding themselves intellectually very much out of their depth. But they are bigger than the first former so they resort to physical and verbal abuse.

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      • 56
        Matt says:

        ~Err smallest member of the group? Look at how you lot gather together here to bemoan how terrible life is for white people and slap each other on the back about your shitty racism. I like to come here to see the opposing view of my own politics and I find Guido quite funny but some of the responses do my head in. I can just picture everyone sat round in their corduroy sweaterss moaning about how life has wronged them. The self-pity is proibably what you hate in socialism but you lot are just as guilty of it as they are.

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        • 60
          Matt says:

          And you are soooooooooooooooooo fucking deferent to Farage. I hate the way the Labour party are deferent, but you lot are just as bad.

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        • 121
          FFS says:

          I’m wearing jeans and a tee-shirt. I haven’t see a corduroy sweater before – I think you may be projecting?

          And why do you keep referring to racism as if its a bad thing?

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      • 113
        The 80% not voting UKIP says:

        “Acting like bully boys”? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh look, it’s the poor little Kipper people, always being pushed around and punched in the face by those nasty, evil Tories. Poor, POOR little Kippers.

        Oh fcuk off. Try taking your head out of your own orifice and read the offensive crap people like you post here you about Cameron and the Tories.

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    • 65
      Fishy says:

      Moan about stuff?

      Have you ever been across to the Con Home site? It has been colonised (or colon-ised) by the fuckers.

      Moan, moan, moan.

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    • 246
      Anonymous says:

      How is it that some days, we get post after post of really nasty comments on here, and other days its more civilised? is there an alert put out on facebook or something ?

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  18. 34
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We feel it is our duty to disguise the ethnic cleansing of the English by taking every oportunity to present multiculturalism as the norm.

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    • 48
      Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

      So that’s why you never feature schools in the Wirral on the News.

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    • 66
      Labour cheered like it was a football match while children died in a playground in Syria says:

      Earlier to-day on BBC Breakfast Gove was being interviewed about school standards etc and at end of interview was asked about his behaviour at the end of Syria debate. he freely admitted that he was upset, denying nothing that has been reported and filled up as he described the thought of Labour cheering as if they were at a football match as children were attacked and killed in in playground in Syria and said that he freely admitted that he had lost his rag with them and that he was still upset. He was asked if Cameron should hold a second vote and said that the Prime Minister had answered that and that he “did not wish to say more” The interviewer pressed him…”I do NOT wish to say more !” he said

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    • 128
      FFS says:

      Mainly because Labour are now entirely dependent on ethnic minorities for gaining political power. In fact it became such an efficient way if gaining political power that Labour now focus on it 100% having realised that with just a few million more immigrants they can stay in power for ever….

      ….or at least until the immigrants decide to take the “South Africa” approach and just take all the fancy jobs and big houses by force. The Brits will just have to hope they can get in to New Zealand or Australia because in another 15 years they won’t be able to afford to live in the UK.

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  20. 52
    FairBobby says:

    Hague? That pompous little warmonger is not fit to wipe the shoes of the UKIP leader.

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  21. 55
    Dave Miliband says:

    Andy should get a job in New York. The pay’s good.

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  22. 58
    Vote Liblabcon - get Barroso, Rompuy and Merkel says:

    I can’t understand why anybody would vote for Liblabcon when all they are really voting for is for unknown Europeans to represent them.

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  23. 61
    Robert_Dire says:

    UKIP is dangerously English.

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    • 119
      Chief Bongo says:

      And very white. I know they have their token woman, that bird who appeared on QT once, but do they have a token ethnic? Or are they banned from the party?

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      • 134
        FFS says:

        Given that the purpose of UKIP is to prevent ethnic minorities flooding the UK and then using their political clout to rob the indigenes of all their wealth, it’s difficult to see why a member of an ethnic minority would consider it useful to be a member of UKIP.

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        • 148
          Think UKIP says:

          UKIP main priority is EU referendum and stopping influx of uncontrolled EU migration.

          Recently arrived immigrants are generally supportive as they are usually not interested in seeing more of the people they left behind follow them through the door. And also they generally feel a bit of loyalty towards the new country they are trying to integrate with.

          The lies and distortions of the politically correct equality propaganda have given many the wrong ideas about the mindset of a new comer and belief in that false propganda has blind sided the mainstream parties to UKIPs true potential support base.

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          • FFS says:

            This is complete BS. Most of the immigrants to the UK are coming from the sub-continent. They aren’t coming from the EU. For every EU migrant coming here, two are coming from outside the EU.

            Secondly, I’m married to an Asian and I can tell you from first hand experience that most Asians don’t give a flying fig for Britain or British people. Most cultures from the sub-continent are focussed on family and the status of their family. They are only interested in people outside their own family in the sense it gives them something to compare against. The consider UK society and the welfare state as the gift that keeps on giving – advancing the status and wealth of their own family at the expense of everyone else.

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        • 228
          hertz mi brane says:

          “it’s difficult to see why a member of an ethnic minority would consider it useful to be a member of UKIP”

          Yes it must be difficult when you have an IQ of 63.

          Mass immigration damages everyone, including the immigrants who are already settled, in fact, especially them.

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      • 144
        Spot the real racist says:

        Spot the real racist.

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  24. 62
    He should be skinned alive says:

    Jon Venables, one of James Bulger’s killers, has been released again from jail.

    The 31-year-old was recalled to prison in 2010 for accessing images of child abuse. He was granted parole in July.

    Venables was first released in 2001 on licence, after serving eight years for the murder of two-year-old James.

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    • 80
      LibLabConner Cnuts says:

      We have to bear in mind the human rights and needs of Venables & Co. after all they had such difficult childhoods etc. It’s the fault of us all, not them, that they are murderous bastards.

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      • 137
        FFS says:

        Perhaps he can exercise his human rights well away from the rest of us – perhaps on a small unihabited island in the outer Hebrides?

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    • 81
      Chemical Ali says:

      Can we pickle his testicles?

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    • 90
      Lock them up for life says:

      This will generate lots of lovely jobs for the Public Sector Caring Industry, who will again fail entirely to stop the fucker from re-offending.

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  25. 72
    BANKRUPT BRITAIN says:

    He’ll be able to watch the TV debate on the big fllat screen in his prison cell

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  26. 83
    Anonymous says:

    I have no doubt that Lynton Crosby has ideas that will be employed to minimise the UKIP effect and as everything he has done is working out well, so far, I suspect Coulson’s advice might not be considered.

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    • 92
      Observer says:

      “as everything he has done is working out well”
      So everything will be OK as long as he does nothing then?

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  27. 89
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I did not know Andy Coulson was already in jail.

    Many thanks to this blog for keeping me up to speed.

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  28. 96
    OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

    Conservative Revival Plan — Step 1 — eject gay Dave today.

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    • 117
      LibLabCon can ffffoffff says:

      After seeing the rubbish that floated to the Conservative surface over the last week , their’s an awful lot more than our Dave to get rid of, like Liebour it’s been taken over by the tu-rds that float around Westminster.

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  29. 104
    Anne says:

    Andy Coulson and all the three major Politicla Parties can do exactly what they like for many of the people are sick and tired of all three MAJOR Political Parties that want the Money and the vast expenses, with the initials MP behind their names but want FOREIGNERS to govern this country -e

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    • 122
      Anne says:

      This is what the people are going to do. They are going to use the General Election in 2015 as the REFERENDUM they have been denied since 1975, and are only going to vote for those Political Parties that want out of the EU-FOREVER. The people know-WITHOUT DOUBT- that all three major Political Parties want their money for Governing, but want foreigners to do the job for them. They pay £billions of OUR money to the EU to make sure foreigners do actually make most of the laws that even THEY have to obey, and THAT is absolutely contrary to our Constitution. Plus, the people can no longer pay for two Governments and three Parliaments, the one (The Lords) stuffed to the roof by anyone that seems to come along. We are indeed having our REFERENDUM in 2015, but it is called the General Election. Make sure everyone votes to make sure all voting slips are used up.

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  30. 112
    way to go says:

    Wow!, just what UKIP need, some twat trying to bump them off, just shows how out of touch Coulson is, he forgets that people will move to UKIP if people think the establishment is attacking it,

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  31. 114
    Raptor says:

    The only weapon that the current Tory leadership has to try and “kill” UKIP is to frighten their potential voters with letting in Labour.

    UKIP could parry that by pointing out the current Tory leadership is merely following Labour policies — increasing public spending and the National Debt, kow-towing to the EU, and letting in hordes of immigrants.

    Vote UKIP, get Conservatives.

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  32. 124
    Former Conservative Voter says:

    That’s a very SW1 view from Mr Coulson. The real story is in the provinces where people who have supported various parties in the past are moving to supporting UKIP and UKIP branches are being set up. The biggest name in UKIP in my area is a former Liberal with an excellent reputation.

    I think that in 2015 there will be an exodus of Conservative councillors in areas where they would be standing for re-election on General Election day because they will not be able to stomach canvassing for the Government at the same time.

    No doubt UKIP will be delighted to have Mr Coulson as an enemy. Perhaps he will be standing as a Conservative candidate?

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    • 161
      diomalco says:

      Agree about the provinces – since the coalition formed people have been leaving Lib/Lab/Con in droves to the point where it is estimated none of these parties have a membership countrywide above 200,000. Most of these people will not be party activists; the kind of people who stuff envelopes and are the ‘foot soldiers’ doing most of the work to get candidates elected. It was recently reported many former Con activists have moved to UKIP and will be doing the same job for them.

      Apart from the ‘pairs of hands’ moving on so are are the subs. which is now leading to Lib/Lab/Con exploring ways of extracting more cash from our pockets to finance political parties. Nice work if you can get it. Another question for an aspiring GE candidate is, ‘do they think political parties should be subsidised from general taxation?’ If any one of the Lib/Lab/Con party has an overall majority, together or separately, they will shove a Bill through to ensure financial survival and enable the political classes to leech off everyone else for evermore.

      What Coulson, or anyone part of the tarnished, discredited Westminster Circus, says will have little or no effect on most voters who have already decided how they’ll vote, or not, in 2015. The next election has already been lost for the Lib/Lab/Con Party; it’ll either continue as a coalition of the three or a broader one including UKIP, always assuming Farage will work with whoever is leading those parties at the time.

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  33. 140
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    The only way the Tories can kill off UKIP is by adopting their policies!

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  34. 141
    Think UKIP says:

    UKIP has a value for Dave: they are the party which can weaken Labour and act as wedge in splitting the party. Key labour weaknesses: Syr!a, Miliband, Blairites vs Hard Left, Europe, ideology particularly the libertarian left.

    UKIP have demonstrating how they are effective on these items: The Labour drop in polls is not matched by rise for Cons.

    That is of great value to Cameron.

    Kill UKIP, guarantee Labour win in 2015

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  35. 143
    Oracle says:

    Yes please, do send your A team to engage with Nigel Farage – and when they are left mortally wounded the people of Britain will rise like Henry V’s band of brothers and vote for he who would defend our Freedom – they will remember those who can never be trusted and vote UKIP in large numbers – sufficient to see off Cameron at a General Election. If they do so with self confidence, we shall see UKIP MPs elected – who could hold the balance of power at the General Election. 2% points off the current support for each of the main political parties will make Nigel Farage seem invincible. This is only about the future of Britain and whether we have the ability or desire to govern ourselves as a sovereign, independent nation state. The young have never really had to suffer, they have been denied very little since the 1960s, it’s all been there pretty well on a plate. They take the concept of freedom for granted – once we have been absored into a greater Europe dominated by Germany – then watch the screws tighten. If you actually cherish being British – then do not give up our sovereignty to a European superstate, which would mean us joining the Euro and seeing 2000 years of history go down the toilet.

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    • 154
      Get a grip says:

      “then do not give up our sovereignty to a European superstate, which would mean us joining the Euro and seeing 2000 years of history go down the toilet”

      Yes I know, it would be a dreadful shame if all that ever actually happened. [Rolls eyes]

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  36. 147
    Kill em says:

    But why stop just with elderly Tories in UKIP?

    What about all the others not in UKIP?

    Equal rights for all Tories!

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  37. 162
    Dave the Weak says:

    Hi. I’m Dave, and I’m a useless gay loving tosser.

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  38. 167
    kkk says:

    GQ magazine – hahahahahahahaha

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  39. 171
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder how UKIP would fare if, for whatever reason, a by-election were to be called in somewhere like, say, Portsmouth South. I recall earlier in the year, they performed rather well in nearby Eastleigh – coming in a very close second once the postal votes were counted.

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  40. 202
    Dave says:

    One thing at a time Andy. We have to kill the Tory party first!

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  41. 218
    peech imspedment says:

    A Yorkshire terrier that doesn’t know what sex it is against a Staffie, that should go 12 rounds.

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  42. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Does the delayed court case mean he will be in Manchester.The ring round looking for “bums on seats” is underway.

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  43. 225
    Thostids says:

    The Main Parties are very frightened that come an Election after debates the people are going to vote en masse for UKIP. They will do so for a variety of reasons. Including negative voting. On that basis alone the main parties have a lot of enemies. Even more people will vote for UKIP because they want the policies we offer.
    There is no knock-out blow. Mr coulson might be out of prison by then. If we’re lucky, he won’t be.

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    • 235
      Tom Catesby says:

      In the event of Mr Coulson being found guilty and having a lie down at public expense, that would make the then ex-con Andy less than publicly credible wouldn’t it? Not an asset for any party.

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  44. 227
    ur what? says:

    Coulson is really a thick nonce if he thinks a dreary twat like the stereotypical tory boy Hague has a chance of garnering one UKIP vote.

    The tories could not be further out of touch if they were on Uranus.

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  45. 234
    Not a lawyer but... says:

    I’d have thought young Coulson would have more to think about, what with thepossibility of jail looming and such.

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  46. 250
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    It’s all a bit unpredictable here at the tradesman’s.

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  47. 251
    Foxie says:

    Every time I hear the news and think “That is the last straw” the Tories come up with another one.

    Coulson’s just given me one more reason to vote UKIP — it’s getting to be a very long list. He’s a horrid little man helping the nasty party.

    What else do you call this uncivilised infantile rhetoric: “Kill” ‘Boxed off” “Dark side” all language from a B horror movie — it’s not attractive and most of all it’s just not British and British is what we like.

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  48. 252
    fed-up in britan says:

    TIME FOR BED . gOOD NIGHT.STUFF CAMERAN . VOTE U-KIP. OUR DAY WILL COME.

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  49. 257
    Daryl says:

    I’m with the majority of voters on here, time to turn away from the lib/lab/con parties who are all living their comfortable lives.
    What is so bad about wanting to put our own people first? Or stopping foreign aid helping developing countries to build a space programme? Or ditching the European human rights act in favour of British rights so we can deport DANGEROUS foreign criminals more easily. David CaMORON is only interested in himself.
    Why are so many people turning away from him if he’s doing a good job? That is what his supporters need to ask themselves and maybe the reason will hit home.

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  50. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Kill the liblabcon eu muppets, Britain needs UKIP.

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  51. 261
    Anonymous says:

    Canada have seen the light, and kicked out the labour scum.

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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