August 21st, 2013

Diane Abbott Talks Up London Mayor Bid

As if Gorgeous George was not bad enough, Diane Abbott is flirting with a run at London mayor. She has been coy about the possibility before, today telling Progress why she would be a choice candidate. For some reason she is against Labour’s plan for a primary, insisting “it doesn’t make any sense”. Obviously not because of how it would affect her bid.

“I wouldn’t rule it out… [London is] much more interested in and much more positive about diversity and multiculturalism. The political consequences of austerity [will be key]. Londoners don’t want a party hack. Big cities never want a party hack. They want someone who’s independent, who will stand up for them.”

Divide and rule…


  1. 1
    DtP says:

    Total Dunning Kruger. Quite scary, really.


    • 75
      V1le disgusting Labour trashed my Country says:

      Yes, similar to the Peter Principle. I’m feeling intensely enriched in my super diverse multi-cultural shithouse of a Country and look forward to never having to go to Londonistan again.


    • 95
      • 97
        Alfons says:

        Dianne Abbott Talks Up her arse.


        • 108
          10.4 highway patrol says:

          …. and ineed it is a very big arse to talk up .


        • 127
          can i make it says:

          Poor girl me.
          Every meeting needs a short walk to and from the car or tube.
          Every walk will have traps.
          A cake shop here a take-away there.
          Next the public will be turning up offering food.
          I can’t resist.

          Remember, remember David Blaine with his hunger stunt. Everyone and everyone came and cheered at him. They included my natural supporters.

          Can I last.

          When the going gets tough I get eating. That is what I like doing. Standing for mayor is just an inconvenience I must take to thoroughly have my cake and eat it.

          So open your mouth and take it.

          Supporters supporters do as you wish and I’ll be pleased.


        • 135
          Old Blue Eyes says:

          Bloody big echo chamber.


    • 105
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      A little bit of Rothbard’s Law, too.

      You look to figure out what your greatest strengths are, and what your greatest weaknesses are.

      Unfortunately for you, it turns out your weakest ability is trying to figure out where your strengths are.

      And you end up concentrating in the area of your second-greatest weakness.

      Diane Abbott as a Shadow/Minister for Public Health.

      ‘Nuff said.


    • 140
      A Right Fucking Bastard says:

      Oh yeah.

      Let’s have an eye-rolling shouty fat hypocritical dickhead in charge of London.

      It’ll make a change from Boris.


  2. 2
    Old Nag says:

    Abbott for Mare


    • 11
      Orson Cart says:

      Mayor Hippy-Pottomus – Very hippy!


    • 24
      Stephen Fry, Dave's bumming Tsar says:

      Doctors have reassured Dave’s ‘closest friends’ it’s impossible to get slipped discs from comforting little boys from the local care home.


      • 68
        Dr King says:

        ..Discs do not “slip”, they bulge ,prolapse and burst,trapping nerves in the spinal chord…They also narrow causing pain almost intolerable to live with!


    • 26
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      As I did my ‘white flight’ from the capital quite a few years ago and can barely stand to go back the festering, violent, shit-encrusted, multicultural hell-hole, I fully support Ms Abbot in her mayoral quest.

      I think it would be fucking hilarious.


    • 32
      fruitcake says:

      Gonna have to change the buses again then


    • 41
      Citizen Smith says:



    • 67
      Yvette Cooper says:

      Wish someone would hurry up and stick the knife in Miliband’s back! It’s creepy hiding in this dark cellar, especially sitting between Twelvety Balls and Fatty Watson.


      • 69
        Desperate Diane says:

        I’ll lend you my knife once I’ve polished off this third cow-pie of the afternoon. Chomp!


      • 86
        Anonymous says:

        It would be hilarious to see either of those fat fucks face Dave at PMQs. I tell you what would be funnier still, would be to see the salad-dodger herself, Fatbot, standing – that’s right: standing not sitting on her fat arse – at the despatch box, playing the victim when put in her place by Dave. Up and down, up and down with her spurious and indignant allegations of wacism, sexism, fatism etc.

        Abbot for party leader. How many boxes would she tick FFS?!


  3. 3
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    My god woman put down the fork. Choose a salad every now & then.

    Just because the poor bloody taxpayer pays for every mouthful you guzzle down does not mean you have to be an absolute lard arsed glutton.

    Obscene that a Labour MP should consume more than their fair share when many are in poverty & indeed starving around the world.


    • 7
      Diane Abbotapotumus says:

      I am on a sea food diet actually.

      Sea food and eat it.


      • 96
        Angela 'Funnybone' Merkel says:

        Ach so. Very original. I love you Tommes and your quirky humour. Every day a new joke.


        • 102
          Izzard's Humour Tutor says:

          Angela Merkel went to an EU summit meeting in Greece recently.

          At the airport, the Greek immigration officers asked her some questions:

          Greek: Nationality?
          Angela: German

          Greek: Occupation?
          Angela: Nein, I vill be here just for two days, jah.


    • 8
      Toad_Unctuous says:

      Yeah. We get it. She’s fat please get over it


    • 15
      Upside Down says:

      Luckily, Flabbott is so concerned about the health risks of overeating, she was promoted to Shadow Public Health Minister by Ed, to lecture us all on it.


    • 109
      10.4 highway patrol says:


      Are we all aware today marks the day when the globe has officially utilised all that it has produced this year and we are only at august .

      which means for the next four and a bit months we will be consuming from next years output etc etc .

      apparently this over consumption has been going on since 1986.


  4. 4
    Dear Russia: please nuke Londonistan. Thanks! says:

    “[London is] much more interested in and much more positive about diversity and multiculturalism.”

    Putin, you’ve got the coordinates?


  5. 5
    Sign the Petition for Abbott to refund the Students that she robbed says:


    • 9
      Pay it Back FatBott says:


    • 12
      Glen Greenwald's butt plug says:

      God almighty, she is fugly. Presumably she’s got piles too due to the amount of lard she consumes, geez, i wouldn’t even take a hand job off it as her fat pudgy fingers would give my cock friction burns. It’s just a disgusting mass of fugly.


      • 49
        Will says:

        charging that amount to speak to students thye should have told her to bill them and then refused to pay her and let her sue for the amount.


        • 94
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

          Would have been cheaper to buy her a big bowl of rice n pea and two dozen cream cakes.


      • 111
        10.4 highway patrol says:

        do not fret glen ,,, she is officially a woman … and we understand you’re not that way inclined so no possible temptation there even if she were maria sharapova or indeed diana ross in her prime.


    • 142
      2.2 says:

      If the lazy sponging students didn’t think Abbott was worth £1750, why did they book her, and why complain now?
      They shouldn’t expect something for nothing and should pay back the £200 that the taxpayers paid for her train and taxis.

      I wonder if the problem is not that the £1750 was a fee, but that it was the cost of her dinner.

      In my day students would give no platform to r@cists. Makes sense now.


  6. 6
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Am I out of touch with reality or does London Mayor now come spit roast with an Apple stuck in it’s gob?


  7. 10
    Strictly Fuck Off! says:

    “They want someone who’s
    independent, who will stand up
    for them.”

    Why would London want a brainwashed, lefty,dozy , fat cow like Abbott as Mayor? Too remind them that London is no longer predominantly English and multiculturism is the reason why?


  8. 17
    The Plod says:

    She should be arrested for walking around during daylight hours with an offensive face


  9. 18
    London: a shit hole. says:

    “Why would London want..”

    Thanks to unfettered immigration, the average Londoner’s IQ is now substantially lower than in many other British cities (although LibLabCon are working to address that, in the wrong way).

    So, when London’s population of dribbling retards see another dribbling retard standing for election, they scurry home and start filling in those postal vote forms. Or wipe their bottoms with them, or maybe both.


  10. 21
    Diane Abbott says:



  11. 25
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    30 years ago she would have not have been allowed anywhere near Liverpool City Centre.

    Back then she would have been strictly confined to Toxteth.

    Even Degsy used to duck the issue of racism. “Sorry, I’ve got a meeting I must etc. etc.”.


  12. 27
    Eric Pickles says:

    She’s Hot


  13. 30
    Anonymous says:



  14. 35
    Diane Abbott says:

    Giz me twenty tree wheelie bins full ov da chickilen rice ‘n’ da foooking pea an Iz won’t be reporting yer to da Equality ‘n’ Hooooman Rights Commission Guido init?


    • 143
      Portaloo says:

      Please desist with your purile r@cist abuse. You are clearly not Diane as she had an excellent grammar school and Oxbridge education.


  15. 37
    Taxi drivers for Abbott says:

    Another pronouncement from the ever-open gob; taxi-drivers don’t stop for blacks:


  16. 39
    Quite says:


  17. 44
    Ken Livingstone says:

    It was a surprise to me let me tell you.

    I knew newt.


  18. 47
    dai laughing says:

    di ‘n’ george – the dream ticket

    you landunners deserve them


  19. 50
    Penfold says:

    Well that’s the ethnic vote stitched up.

    Can’t see the Mullahs in Tower Hamlets allowing anyone to vote for a woman, even if it is harpy Abbott.

    And that’s surprisingly truthful, slagging herself orff like that as a party hack.


  20. 53
    Terrorist channel fined says:

    The broadcasting watchdog Ofcom has fined an Islamic TV channel £85,000, for inciting violence.

    It ruled in December that Noor TV had breached broadcasting codes after a host said it was acceptable or even the duty of a Muslim to murder anyone who disrespected the Pr*phet M*hammed.

    Ofcom said the fine imposed today was so large due to the serious nature of the breaches.

    But it stopped short of revoking the channel’s licence.

    Noor TV, which is owned by Al Ehya Digital Television, broadcasts both in the UK and internationally on Sky.

    The programme in question, Paigham-e-Mustafa, was broadcast on 3 May 2012.

    Presenter Allama M*hammad Farooq Nizami answered questions from viewers around the world about a wide range of issues relating to Islam.

    One caller asked what the punishment was for anyone showing disrespect for Pr*phet M*hammad.

    Nizami answered that “there is no disagreement about this. There is absolutely no doubt about it that the punishment for the person who shows disrespect for the pr*phet is death.”

    He also justified the actions of Mumtaz Qadri – the bodyguard who assassinated the P*njab Governor Salmaan Taseer in 2011, on the grounds that he objected to Mr Taseer’s calls to amend the country’s controversial blasphemy law.

    As well as the fine, the channel was ordered to broadcast a statement of Ofcom’s findings and must not repeat the programme.

    In July, Ofcom fined the TV channel DM Digital £85,000, after it broadcast a speech by an Islamic scholar who said Muslims had “a duty to kill” anyone who insulted the Pr*phet M*hammad.


  21. 54
    Will says:

    Dianne abbott running for office well its the only time in years that she has run for anything


  22. 58
    Isn't She Just Beautiful. says:

    She looks as if she is CHIMPING OUT in that picture.


  23. 60
    Fat Abbott says:

    She won’t last long in a mayoral election if she doesn’t like answering questions.


  24. 62
    A Tale of Too Much Fried Chicken says:

    It is a far, far better thing that I do by standing up for Londoners, than by sitting down on them


  25. 70
    Bill Quango MP-x says:

    ..Londoners don’t want a party hack. Big cities never want a party hack. They want someone who’s independent, who will stand up for them.”

    Who’s she talking about?


  26. 72
    R dodger says:

    when will Abbott realise that when you look like a prat and when you speak you sound like a prat then it is likely you are a prat.
    The woman would not know a principle if it smacked her in the face.


  27. 74
    London says:

    It’s enough to make you roll your eyes. She ain’t got a hope. The woman is generally loathed.


  28. 76
    He with a delicate nose says:

    Avoid at all costs of getting downwind of her during the months of July and August.


  29. 77
    Ed Milliband says:

    Ith not fair. She taking all the publithity I need.


  30. 87
    Right Full Rudder says:

    OK so now we know who the blacks and the muslims will be voting for. If the Tories put forward a Polish candidate, that’s 90% of the city covered.


  31. 88
    Twatter says:

    Looks like Lily Allen will be in as much trouble as the Coronation Street rapper, AKA Vanilla Shite, AKA 50 Pence.


  32. 92
    a non says:

    Galloway, Izzard and now Abbott.
    You have to admit Labour has a sense of humour.


  33. 99
    mwaaah says:

    What is so multi-cultural and diverse about a city that has fewer white British in it than immigrants?

    That ain’t diversity, that’s ethnic cleansing gone maaaad.


  34. 104
    UKIP or bust says:

    Always thought that the bbc pulled a fast one with fatbot and Portillo on TW.

    It gave fatbot, despite her inability to answer a question with any degree of intelligence (unless it was about herself or her ‘community’), a weekly public profile and kept her name in the public eye which would always have a positive effect for her and libore when in the polling booth.

    Whereas the Conservative Portillo for all his wit and constructive answers the cumulative effect of his exposure had no agency at the polling booth as he no longer stood for parliament.

    So quite an imbalanced balance.

    Sneaky fcukers the bbc.


    • 118
      Bill Quango MP-x says:

      Have they ever asked Farage to take the chair? Sometimes he appears but I don’t think he’s sat in Johnson’s seat or nudged Jackbooty down the sofa. That liberal pollster Rosalind (Olly) Grender is also on most weeks.

      Actually, Lady Grender now she’s got a peerage. An awful lot of Lib Dems who want to ‘reform the House of lords’ seem very happy to take the ermine.

      The Liberal Democrats. They are there to remind us it really is possible to be more hypocritical than the Labour Party, but you have to work at it.


    • 120
      10.4 highway patrol says:

      Why does it appear mandatory for abbott to be placed so close to mikey p that they appear to be in the marital bed instead of in a tv studio.

      understandable that mikey absents himself during july and august citing “other commitments”


  35. 116
    Harry Hill says:

    Will it be the Blacks or the Mohammedans who swing the mayoral election? Fight!


  36. 119
    polygenesis says:

    Fat women will go to the wall for their food.


  37. 122
    Left wing Gay patsy! says:

    Too much multi-culturism is racism against English people. London is not USof A. The melting pot or salad bowl analogy is utter nonsense! We are too small a country to put up with this nonsense!


  38. 123
    D Abbot says:

    When I’s Mayor, I’ll be opening up a load of private schools so I can send all my relatives’ kids to them like I did mine.


  39. 124
    Bob Fleming says:

    Welcome to Bongo Bongo land


  40. 126
    Whiteman says:

    Useless fat black bitch


  41. 128
    Barry says:

    “Diane Abbott is flirting with a run at London mayor.”

    Stand firm, Boris!


  42. 129
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    Diane, my dear.

    Lettuce is your friend.

    As well as your intellectual equal.


  43. 131
    Spirit of Enoch says:

    FFS — Even in my most worst nightmares I never envisaged the possibility of someone like Abbarse becoming the Mayoress of Londinistan.

    The LibLabConners have truly ruined the U.K.


  44. 132
    Enough is enough says:

    Someone please send this obese cow to the abattoir pdq


  45. 133
    rwGOM says:

    Fat hypocrite..


  46. 134
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    If she runs buy shares in Pukka Pies!!!!


  47. 136
    Point of Information 4 says:

    Detroit is a good demonstration of what could happen if she was successful.


  48. 147
    The Poltergeist says:

    The best thing about London is when you leave it.


  49. 148
    Germanicus says:

    I’d laugh my fucking tits off if Abbot got voted in, no doubt she would get many votes from the leftoids and all those immigrants sorry migrants in their vibrant boroughs. Traditional white neighbourhoods are not vibrant you know.


  50. 149
    MayfairMagFan says:

    Surely if Londoners wanted a fat loud-mouthed racist in charge they’d be better voting for Nick Griffin?


  51. 150

    More like multivulture. Was that big cities or big titties!


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