August 6th, 2013

Boris Johnson’s Gift for George


  1. 1
    dai laughing says:

    made in?

  2. 2
    Simon B says:

    Long live Prince George, future king of us all! Long live the Royal Family! God Bless and Save Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II! Long may they reign over us! They are and always have been the best thing about GREAT Britain!

  3. 3
    Just saying... says:

    What, he wants George to get on his bike already? He’s not even made it to a throne yet!

  4. 4
    Owen Jones says:


    That rich royal kid has got my bikycel…I want one….I want one of those NOW.


  5. 5
    Gollum says:

    That bike was much bigger before that fat b****** Boris sat on it?

  6. 6
    Harry Wales says:

    That little nipper won’t be able to sit on that saddle. His little ring piece will be like a fresh bullet wound by the time Phillip the Predator and Charlie the Denier have broken him in. They call it “blooding” in the royal house and for good reason.

  7. 7
    Arthur The Grate says:

    That little nipper won’t be able to sit on that saddle. His little ring piece will be like a fresh bullet wound by the time Phillip the Predator and Charlie the Denier have broken him in. They call it “blooding” in the royal house and for good reason.

  8. 8
    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Like a baby Stephanie Flanders.

  9. 9
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Does he have to put his credit card in to get a ride?

  10. 10
    No such thing as society says:

    If only all the wretched royals got on their bikes.

  11. 11
    Wombat 18 says:

    Don’t be a whining sad bastard.

  12. 12
    Wombat 18 says:

    You seem very familiar about the process. Have you disguised your IP address BTW?

  13. 13
    Somebody Had To Do This Joke says:

    “On your bike, future King Georgie– we want a bloody republic!”

  14. 14
    Bill Quango MP - on holiday until september says:

    Are you sure it isn’t meant for the other George? The Osborne one ?

  15. 15
    Call that a joke? says:

    Ooh, there goes a rib!

  16. 16
    Baby T-shirt says:

    I’d rather lick on it
    than click on it

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    The Royal Family don’t reign over anyone. They do and think as they are told – like everyone else.

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  19. 19
    Boris says:

    Good old ebay!

  20. 20
    Simon P (for puerile) says:

    Everyone? Then who does the telling?

  21. 21
    An entirely truthful copper says:

    Can’t take that through here, mate.

  22. 22
    Sir Humphrey says:

    ‘Tis I

  23. 23
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    tally ho

  24. 24
    The Needles says:

    They’ve left out the Isle of White

  25. 25
    Sir Kumcised says:

    Well at least he’s already got a helmet.

  26. 26
    Douglas says:

    …and the Isle of Man.

  27. 27
    V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

    Tis the eu, they’re the bosses now. I’m feeling tremendously enriched and loving my super diverse multi-cultural shithouse of a Country and eagerly await another 20 million sponging immigrants.

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    M says:

    I noticed the place where George stands and another toddler pedals .
    Freeing George to wave regally .

  29. 29
    Eloc Yrrah says:

    Bill, that thought had already crossed my mind

  30. 30
    Eloc Yrrah says:

    Doesn’t that island form part of the overseas territories, they have their own government and tax system

  31. 31
    Eloc Yrrah says:

    Have you already tried it out Boris

  32. 32
    illogical says:

    Good on Boris. A big kid who understands that little kids will enjoy it and get pleasure from it for a few years.
    Daal books okay and a security blanket, but an apple tree???
    I suppose there is some reason behind the apple tree- Seems a bit Fiddler on the Roof mentality to me.
    Just 2 presents to go perhaps. From Gordon and Tone?
    Putting Gordon down for something from Betamax on PFI.
    And from Tone???????

  33. 33
    Curly says:

    Probably an invoice.

  34. 34
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    So the poor kid will have to pay £5 every time he wants to use the bike

    Thanks Boris

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  36. 36
    Taxpayer says:

    Are these unnecessary gifts to a month-old child paid for by the taxpayer, or are the politicians throwing away their own money? — Oh, wait, that’s ours too.

  37. 37
    useless gifts says:

    Thats it. Nip off to Gypsy caravan shop and buy one of those tiddy thrones.

  38. 38
    George says:

    When I’m older and physically developed I want to be like one of those African rulers and have a big harem.

  39. 39
    Simon Cowell says:

    Can I be your taster.

  40. 40
    10.4 highway patrol says:


    What am I supposed to do with this — ride it or use it for potty training ?

  41. 41
    10.4 highway patrol says:

    I would have given him Sion Simon as a present . Then George could invoke the Royal Prerogative by ordering him to shut up forever — then proceeding to give him a Phil Mitchell haircut.

  42. 42
    10.4 highway patrol says:

    You Saxe Coburg you !!

  43. 43
    10.4 highway patrol says:

    not any more they don t .

    they ve cravenly surrendered their financial sector to the rule of the


  44. 44
    Cherie says:

    I’ve already bought ours on EBay.

  45. 45
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    If he can ride that thing then he can start working. I need my chimney swiping.

  46. 46
    Gowrie says:

    This is odd: London Riots : this morning the TODAY programme on Radio 4 broadcast a prime slot, live piece comprising two interviews on the London Riots … never once was ethnicity or skin colour mentioned, not once … that’s mendacity, BBC .

  47. 47
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    I suppose the best day to present these gifts would be Hallowe’en, when the choice of favourite would be “Trike or Tree”…

  48. 48
    Simon B says:

    Anything the taxpayer pays towards the Royal Family is worth it. All the money we will eventually save by stopping all “forrinaid” should be funneled directly to Our Royals.

  49. 49
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    A Beatrix Potter potty would be appropriate for a baby of his age.

    A tree seemed a good idea except he migh nver have the change to pick fruit from it.

    The tricycle will be a nice toy in years to come but for three or four it will simply take up space.

    I heard that some idiot gave the child a bag of coffee! How daft can you get?

  50. 50
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    I should have edited that before pressing the send button!

    might not migh

    never not nver

    chance not change

  51. 51
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Customised in Transport London livery ,
    built by designers
    Paid for by Taxpayers

  52. 52
    H M INSPECTOE for HEALT and SAFETY says:

    If you think we will allow the future king to endanger his life and the life of other members of the public on that contraption , then dream on !

    We will be in the High court this morning seeking a prohibition notice !

  53. 53
    H M INSPECTOE for HEALT and SAFETY says:

    Inspector even

    momo to self , must paint some new letters on keyboard

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