July 25th, 2013

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33 Comments

  1. 1
    George Osborne says:

    I’m so excited I wet myself

    • 3
      Len McCluskey says:

      I’m so excited I wet Milliband.

      • 12
        Claire Perry's Electors says:

        We’re so excited we fainted. Fetch the smelling salts!

      • 16
        Polly Toynbee - aka Mrs Slocombe says:

        My Pussy doesn’t like this heat..
        Ohhhh, she was all dry and gasping and I had to give her a good stroking to get her to even wet her lips.
        She needs lots of milky fluids at these temperatures.

      • 21
        Ed Miliband says:

        I’ve always been wet.

    • 24
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Oh do shut up, nobody likes a show-off. Len McCluskey will have my hide unless I can come up with some excuses tonight. At this rate the Tories will have a lead of fiftyhundredteen points by the election.

  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    I will cut the deficit, not the NHS.

    • 5
      Ex lifetime tory supporter, now UKIP activist says:

      You weren’t just going to cut it, you were going to eliminate the bulk of it by 2015, according to your 2010 manifesto.

      • 13
        Matilda says:

        “Manifestos are not subject to legitimate expectation”.

        You must have missed that line about gay marriages…

      • 27
        Fishy says:

        ‘You weren’t just going to cut it, you were going to eliminate the bulk of it by 2015, according to your 2010 manifesto.’

        Well sometimes you find that the pile of shit that you’ve been left to clear up, is just too big to shift in one day.

        Vote UKIP…get Miliband

      • 29
        David Cameron says:

        I lied

    • 15
      broderick crawford says:

      I will cut the NHeffiSit.

  3. 4
    Ed Milliband says:

    I demand an inquiry!

    • 25
      The Voting Public says:

      You’ll have all the time in the world to call for inquiries after your record election defeat in 2015.

  4. 6
    Call me Dave says:

    Isn’t it a Gay day?

  5. 7
    Brown out & pay me damages. Hurry up! says:

    Quick week!

  6. 8
    you wait for one MEP and 3 arrive says:

    Just thought I would let the 3 North West Con MEPs, I received your letter, you need some decent people to rewrite the same crap as mr McGoo aka Camoron is spouting, UKIP will get my vote.

  7. 9
    Another week wasted arsing around with the Edinburgh Labour voting dogshite on my shoe! says:

    Hoorah!

  8. 11
    Observer says:

    A senior player telling the truth about I s r a e l

    Something for your chums at Mossad to think about Geedo…

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-07-25/an-american-general-warns-the-israeli-right-.html

  9. 18
    Irene Handl says:

    Aren’t these greenfly terrible?

  10. 20
    Owen Jones says:

    Save water. Shower with me.

  11. 26
    BBC Mong says:

    UP THE WORKERS YOU TORY SCUM

  12. 30
    Gaddaffi's chauffeur says:

    Can Guido provide us with a comprehensive list of all those MPS who criticised the Military over Nightingale.

    I believe disciplinary action should be taken against the lot of them.

  13. 31
    Gladys says:

    So the old Devil Dodgers are taking up banking are they.

    Well let us hope that they will now be paying full Council Tax and business rates.

  14. 32
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That Hussain Bolt character comes into the country to run in a tournament and good old Osborne waves him through the tax sytem so he can leave with a potful of our money.

    Oh yes we are all in this together!

  15. 33
    The Boy Plunger says:

    B SKY B have just announced bumper profits and guess what they are going to do a share buy back scheme so their shareholders can avoid CGT.

    I bet this story will be all over Sky News like a rash


Seen Elsewhere

Ex-Sun Hack Cleared After 582 Days on Bail | MediaGuido
11 Times Boris Denied He Would Stand for Parliament | Buzzfeed
Attacking UKIP’s Posters is Counter-Productive | Guardian
Sarkozy Tried it on With Hollande’s Ex | Times
Another Spare Room Subsidy Cut Success | Harry Phibbs
Rich Now Have Less Leisure Than Poor | Economist
UKIP’s Immigration Policy Promotes Migrant Entrepreneurs | Breitbart
Another Feminist Lecture | Laura Perrins
UKIP Posters Bad Economics But Good Politics | James Delingpole
Tories Losing to UKIP in Scotland | ConHome
UKIPers Will Come Home in 2015 | Sun


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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



Alexrod says:

It’s money innit.


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