July 25th, 2013

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  1. 1
    George Osborne says:

    I’m so excited I wet myself

  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    I will cut the deficit, not the NHS.

  3. 3
    Len McCluskey says:

    I’m so excited I wet Milliband.

  4. 4
    Ed Milliband says:

    I demand an inquiry!

  5. 5
    Ex lifetime tory supporter, now UKIP activist says:

    You weren’t just going to cut it, you were going to eliminate the bulk of it by 2015, according to your 2010 manifesto.

  6. 6
    Call me Dave says:

    Isn’t it a Gay day?

  7. 7
    Brown out & pay me damages. Hurry up! says:

    Quick week!

  8. 8
    you wait for one MEP and 3 arrive says:

    Just thought I would let the 3 North West Con MEPs, I received your letter, you need some decent people to rewrite the same crap as mr McGoo aka Camoron is spouting, UKIP will get my vote.

  9. 9
    Another week wasted arsing around with the Edinburgh Labour voting dogshite on my shoe! says:


  10. 10
    Vote UKIP says:

    Plenty of chillaxing time is coming your way in 2015, Dave

  11. 11
    Observer says:

    A senior player telling the truth about I s r a e l

    Something for your chums at Mossad to think about Geedo…


  12. 12
    Claire Perry's Electors says:

    We’re so excited we fainted. Fetch the smelling salts!

  13. 13
    Matilda says:

    “Manifestos are not subject to legitimate expectation”.

    You must have missed that line about gay marriages…

  14. 14
    broderick crawford says:

    …. and the KY jelly .

  15. 15
    broderick crawford says:

    I will cut the NHeffiSit.

  16. 16
    Polly Toynbee - aka Mrs Slocombe says:

    My Pussy doesn’t like this heat..
    Ohhhh, she was all dry and gasping and I had to give her a good stroking to get her to even wet her lips.
    She needs lots of milky fluids at these temperatures.

  17. 17
    broderick crawford says:

    No its not .

    he’ll be smugly sinecured as Life Chairman of four bulge bracket merchant banks by then .

  18. 18
    Irene Handl says:

    Aren’t these greenfly terrible?

  19. 19
    broderick crawford says:

    Yawn then pisolino

    ( that’s eyetie for taking a nap)

  20. 20
    Owen Jones says:

    Save water. Shower with me.

  21. 21
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’ve always been wet.

  22. 22
    Call me Dave says:

    Will it be golden?

  23. 23
    Jack says:

    Based in Moscow no doubt

    With his new “friend” Putin

    Joining the other frauds “Madoff” Mandy and “Conman” Blair…

    And traitors to boot…

  24. 24
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Oh do shut up, nobody likes a show-off. Len McCluskey will have my hide unless I can come up with some excuses tonight. At this rate the Tories will have a lead of fiftyhundredteen points by the election.

  25. 25
    The Voting Public says:

    You’ll have all the time in the world to call for inquiries after your record election defeat in 2015.

  26. 26
    BBC Mong says:


  27. 27
    Fishy says:

    ‘You weren’t just going to cut it, you were going to eliminate the bulk of it by 2015, according to your 2010 manifesto.’

    Well sometimes you find that the pile of shit that you’ve been left to clear up, is just too big to shift in one day.

    Vote UKIP…get Miliband

  28. 28
    Hancock Is a Blue Cock says:

    You missed this Guido


    Boris calls it a giant Hahn Cock in honour of the good people of Portsmouth.

  29. 29
    David Cameron says:

    I lied

  30. 30
    Gaddaffi's chauffeur says:

    Can Guido provide us with a comprehensive list of all those MPS who criticised the Military over Nightingale.

    I believe disciplinary action should be taken against the lot of them.

  31. 31
    Gladys says:

    So the old Devil Dodgers are taking up banking are they.

    Well let us hope that they will now be paying full Council Tax and business rates.

  32. 32
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That Hussain Bolt character comes into the country to run in a tournament and good old Osborne waves him through the tax sytem so he can leave with a potful of our money.

    Oh yes we are all in this together!

  33. 33
    The Boy Plunger says:

    B SKY B have just announced bumper profits and guess what they are going to do a share buy back scheme so their shareholders can avoid CGT.

    I bet this story will be all over Sky News like a rash

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