July 22nd, 2013

Tory MP Reports Mandy’s Logging Lobbying to Lords


  1. 1
    ha ha ha says:


  2. 2
    I thought this site was about free speech says:

    The definitive labour party evil sod

  3. 3
    Sith Lord Mandy says:

    Priti should be careful. Harrowden Hills has lots of space. Isn’t that right, Alistair?

  4. 4
    Sir William Waad says:

    I can just see Mandy as the Monty Python lumerjack.

  5. 5
    Tony Blair says:

    But what is important is that Kate is the People’s Duchess, William is the People’s Duke, I am the People’s Saint and Cherie is the People’s Babe. What is important is.

  6. 6
    Royal Expert on Telly says:

    Anything to fill time.

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    Lynton Crosby says:

    the moronic masses are focused on yet another member of the parasitic ruling classes who is about to enter the world, the poor child.

    so its a good day to bury bad news but a bad day for attacks like this.

    its sunny, a royal is about to sprog, does anyone actually give a fuck about Mandy anymore?

    now pass me a Marlboro and a Gin, theres a good chap.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Pulp fiction?

  9. 9
    Mandy says:

    “I want to be a girlie, just like my old papa”

    Tra la lah

  10. 10
    Star Trek says:

    Captain’s log?

  11. 11
    Tom Watson says:

    I’m hungry.

  12. 12
    Labour says:

    Just a cuckoo in our nest.

  13. 13
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Due to my lobbying the current administration will be spending a considerable sum to create a new hospital. It will be known as Detroit NHS Trust.

  14. 14
    Bread & Circuseseseses'es says:

    Arrrghhh look a baby, isn’t it cute.

  15. 15
    DC/LB says:

    Best chance the Labour party has of pinning the sleaze tag on this lot? Foreigner inside government helps helps big business pick at carcase of NHS?

  16. 16
    Jarvis Cocker says:

    Leave my group out of this righties.

  17. 17
    John Prescott says:

    Get you grubby hands off me pies

  18. 18
    RodTheBrit says:

    Why there should be any surprise about this I can’t understand. The bloke is a crook.

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    Call me Dave and his only interview question. says:

    So Lynton; tell me, what were your Grandparents convicting of ?

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    Mandelson / New Labour were conning the UK from the start - this should be open / shut says:

    Recall two BBC news segments I think from 1999 / 2000 – around the time that people were starting to ask questions about the Millenium Dome and its real value.

    In one: Mandelson was caught on the hoof and made up something called ‘Surf Ball’ : Apparently this was going to be the next big thing. Never heard of since.

    In a second, Prescott gave an interview and for some reason was holding up a crawfish or lobster in a glass container with water. He held up the container, and with his distorted face behind it (stretched horizontally and squashed vertically) did a gurn and said that the creature in the jar looked like Peter Mandelson.

    Can’t find on uTube – worth digging out and posting.

    Mandelson’s corruption goes back a long way – the Dome decisions might be when he shifted up a gear.

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    Strummered says:

    The more we learn of Lynton Crosby’s business dealings, the greater the number of question marks left hanging over the conduct and integrity of David Cameron’s government. It simply cannot be right to have people paid to lobby for private health organisations wandering round Downing Street when policies are being discussed that could benefit their clients. It is more evidence of a shocking conflict of interest that David Cameron has created at the heart of his government.

    I’m afraid there isn’t a conflict of interest at all, nor is there any integrity for that matter – All major policy decisions are made for the benefit of friends and benefactors. I await watching them trying to squirm their way out of this one

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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    What is the maximum sanction that Mandlescum could face for this?

    That’s right – nothing of any significance.

    So why bother?

    The Lib / Lab / Con Party – they are all in it together.

  23. 23
    Ah! Monika says:

    B log roll.

  24. 24
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Blair Bernie Ecclestone?

  25. 25
    Nick Clegg says:

    He should face a very very very stiff penalty. Something like having the whip withdrawn for 20 minutes that would work.

  26. 26
    C.O.Jones says:

    He could be told to sit on the naughty step.

  27. 27
    Nick Clegg says:

    Or if you really want to send a powerful message, make it the whole of lunchtime.

  28. 28
    Gaffafi says:

    Coo eee

  29. 29
    National Socialist says:

    Mandelson and Blair used the Labour Party as a trojan horse to set up a faux-Tory party. In fact you righties should thank them both for furthering the cause of NeoCon liberalist Thatcherism when the ‘official’ Tory party was in no fit state to (under Hague/IDS/Dracula).

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Circus perhaps, but you should direct your remarks at the circus owners: media tossers – and as for bread, complain about Apple, Facebook, Google and all those lovely i-phones. Got one yourself, I expect.

  31. 31
    C.O.Jones says:

    Too severe, he would take it to the ECHR. Cost the taxpayer millions in legal fees.

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  33. 33
    Lord Stansted says:

    Keep the Tories out of it. They set up the Blair-Mandelson party.

  34. 34
    Bilda Berger says:

    A Freeview box is more important than the right to vote, say lots of brainwashed morons:


  35. 35
    Mohan Lal Mittal says:

    and me!

  36. 36
    Theresa May says:

    Then deport him back to Middle Earth.

  37. 37
    fruitcake says:

    Don’t forget to Log out Mr Mandleson

  38. 38
    Eric Pickles says:

    Mine precioussssss

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    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    This Miss Patel seems like a nasty piece of work. Surely one does not sh*t on one’s fellow politicians.

    I sincerely hope this comes back to haunt her.

    What goes around comes around.

  40. 40
    Peter Mandelson says:

    I am extremely relaxed about people chopping down rainforest, haven’t the poor loggers suffered enough?

  41. 41
    Selohesra says:

    Tuning in to that episode of Babestation really would be a disappointment

  42. 42
    Oxy Moron says:

    Her first name is Priti !!!!

  43. 43
    fruitcake says:

    nice to see the BBC costume dept (sci-fi branch) supplementing their income.

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    Tony Bliars 13 years of Education Edukashun Educashun says:

    No need to explain the BBC will do it for him and to cover it up they will rake the ashes of something that happened to the Tories and put a dying benefit claimant on breakfast telly for a month.

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    Point of Information 2 says:

    Are Labour here only worried about Crosby because he is engaged in litigation down in Australia / NZ.

    The left there have been caught with their pants down, crossing the line of legitimate political banter into the murky territory of defamation and libel.

    For all his faults, Crosby has very strong cases here, and the model could work for dealing with clean up of some of Labours more irritating strategies. The Owen Jones attack on IDS / QT could be a very good candidate for a defamation test case. OJ and others Twitter accounts would make them very easy pickings in the hands of a modest solicitor.

    The cases in Australia are likely to go to trial soon – the K’elly case there will be an interesting one to watch. (K’elly is defense minister)

    Crosby himself is not the story here – but the strategy of using litigation against opponents is. Firstly, if this is legitimate use of the law (this does appear to be the case here), and secondly, can defamation / libel laws be useful in restoring some sort of moral frame to political debate.

    If successful in Australia, one can see others including Crosby perhaps starting to open litigation here, and if it helps put a cap on the left and get them back to a more professional style of debate, the better.

  46. 46
    Andy Burnham says:

    No point. All the patients are dead thanks to me, Alan and Patricia.

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    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    Anyway, what’s it got to do with her? She should remember she is a member of the Lower House and this is a matter for the Upper House.

  48. 48
    Asia Pulp says:

    Is that the asian tribute band who sing Common Peopre with their lead vocalist Jalvis?

  49. 49
    Richard Timney says:

    Tonight I’m having a Tarantino themed porn marathon while Jacqui’s at bingo with Patricia Hewitt and Caroline Flint. I’ve got lined up Pulp Friction, Reservoir Dogging, Jacksie’s Brown, In Glorious Bastards, Thrill Bill and Dildo Unchained.

  50. 50
    Sit Petra says:

    The Cheshire Cat, at it again.

  51. 51
    The House of Lords. Watching, Listening, Learning says:


  52. 52
    National Socialist says:

    No, they called it New Labour.

  53. 53

    Labour rebuttalists out in force on here, very predictably, I see.


  54. 54
    V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

    Why is Russell Brand such a disgusting scumbag just like Mandy?

  55. 55
    Prince Charles says:

    I bloody wish Kate would get a move on, I have a Polo match at 2pm.

  56. 56
    BBC news Editor says:

    thanks for the tip

  57. 57
    National Socialist says:

    Gove’s taken up permanent residence.

  58. 58
    Kay Hurley Burley says:

    I’ve been on Sky News all morning talking complete crap. I could go on all day!

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    Not a layabout says:

    Cameron is in it up to his neck. First Coulson, now Crosby. It’s about time the press focussed on Cameron’s lack of judgement and failure to answer questions. The man is a disgrace as PM

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    Priti Vacant MP says:

    I really have

  61. 61
    Max Fisher says:

    First Andy Coulson now Lynton Crosby, who next? Bob Diamond? Rupert himself?
    Is parliament relevant any longer?

    Public life needs to be cleaned up in the UK: no more party funding, no second jobs, no seats on boards, a reasonable wage for MP’s: no lobbying. Lenin once described parliamentary democracy as a bourgeois talking shop. Prescient indeed

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    OnBenefits says:

    Logging. Is that something the quare fraternity do?

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    Bottom Feeder says:

    How are the Tories supposed to undermine the NHS & privatise it by stealth? They are just practising good Tory tactics. The only people that will suffer will be the great unwashed & who cares about them? Did they go to Eton & Cambridge? No, of course not, except to clean the loos.
    Those poor old LibDems. Just sleep walking whilst the Tories implement their idealogical blueprint. They really do not have a clue

  64. 64
    Adolf says:

    Is it just in Welsby?

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    I thought this site was about free speech says:

    a bit off topic, but why did the BBC give out the story about the Japanese saying how better off we are in the EU yesterday, the BBC stated as a fact that tariffs would go up, that’s about the last thing that would happen. Totally biased as ever, controlled by freaks like Mandleson et crew.

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    Penfold says:

    Mandy is shameless, a shameless freeloader.

    This is the man who had to resign twice because he lacked moral and ethical scruples.

    Let’s hope that he gets both barrels between the eyes…………..

  67. 67
    Morgan's Organ says:

    The greasy palm extends, and crossed with siver moves on; nor all your tears or wit shall
    lure it back

    Omandy Iam 2013

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    Anonymous says:


  69. 69
    Labour leftie cockroaches says:


  70. 70
    Fishy says:

    Not being whipped for 20seconds? That should ensure he behaves

  71. 71
    Himdujar Bros Inc says:

    and us – don’t forget us!

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    Novelty Products, Djakarta Ltd says:

    How about popping the lad into the stocks for say a fortnight while we all chuck green custard pies at him. What he licks off he can eat, so no need to fee him either!

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    Novelty Products, Djakarta Ltd says:

    * feed !!

  74. 74
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    All GPs and their Practice’s are and always have been in the “Private Sector” as are all drug, medical equipment manufacturers and suppliers. So this privatising the NHS is just left wing tosh

  75. 75
    Pulp F says:

    is that thrill bill 1&2

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