July 21st, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun Today

Today’s Sun reveals lobbyist Lord Mandelson is facing a sleaze probe over claims he broke Lords lobbying rules. In Guido’s column:

  • Arthur Cameron (7) is on message
  • Craig Oliver tweets wrong message
  • Reshuffle rumour bluff worked
  • Criminal green waste of money
  • Clegg peerage for lobbyist he brought into Downing Street
  • Labour privatises own mail!
  • Sam Cam and the posh women-only club
  • Googling candidate selections
  • Ken Clarke on need for younger euro-faces

Politics for the many, not the few. Just 60p…


  1. 1
    C.O.Jones says:

    60p – at that price its a steal. So I did.

  2. 2
    Hemington-Spall says:

    Billhooks and ropes ready to swing into HMS-Labour?
    Pity the Capta’n stands a bit too much to the Port.

  3. 3
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh god not you again.

  4. 4
    Alex Jones Is Sane (From the Broadmoor Special Cases Unit) says:

    People of the world, stop reading Guiod’ columns. They are a deception! Guido is a mere spokesman for the the assassination conspiracy, which is long-standing but the Global Bilderberger-Andrew Neil-Rothschild Axis Plan to turn humans into robots and software programmes is REAL! Up to now, only your perceptions were affected, so you see the world the way the Bourbon-Medici-Middle Eastern lizards want you to see it, but now we are going beyond that stage to technological interaction. People of the world, wake up! Google is in on this, so is David Icke, who is a deep cover provocateur and has shares in the micro-chipping company that is based in Grimsby and registered in Leichtenstein. This is all known by your Premier Governor, David Camera, and his fellow members of the Cabinet who are all millionaire off-spring of the Rothschild bloodline. And Andrew Neil is not real, he is a hologram.

  5. 5
    Owen Jones' Mum says:

    Owen! You should be preparing for Sunday School.

  6. 6

    Liam Gallagher. Another useless lefty gobshite.

    I don’t give a toss about him. He can frog off.

  7. 7
    Fred West says:

    Guard! Somebody’s nicked my Andy Burnham poster. It’ll be that twat Peter Sutcliffe.

  8. 8
    Owen Jones says:

    To the suspended prison officers. The Peoples Assembly salute you. Adebolajo is vermin. And you are the most magnificent of men.

  9. 9

    Have got kids here whose parents don’t like them to hear swear words.

    So I have given up swearing for now. Have to do something with those awkward spaces so insert the word frog where I would otherwise have used a now banned word.

  10. 10
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Thpend, thpend, spend !! Vote Labour and we will bring Detroit to a town near you.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    “Lord Mandelson is facing a sleaze probe”

    Traitor and Tory.

    String the bastard up.

  12. 12

    Mel Smith dead. Jo Brand survives. Who said life is about fairness?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I was amazed that Adebolajo`s brother didnt seem to think it was fair !

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off.

  15. 15
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Victowy is within my gwasp !!!

  16. 16
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    How can I ‘face’ the probe ? I’ll be touching my toes as you insert it.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Andy Pandy Neill may well be a hologram …. but is his wig??

  19. 19
    Jo Brand says:


  20. 20
    Owen Jones says:

    You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt(preferably the male variety).

  21. 21
    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    With all these revelations the Current Bun will be selling like hot cakes all over the nation.

    Except in one area of course!

  22. 22
    Ah! Monika says:

    Use another language. But make sure they don’t use Google Translate.

  23. 23
    broderick crawford says:

    The much pilloried NHS must have done a superb job on Adelobozo – mojo ‘ s arm if he managed to ” manoeuvre” himself from the prison officers half nelson on it — allegedly .

    Most people would have been screaming UNCLE in excruciating pain

    Second point : Abdelomojoworking will probably get braand new tooth implants free gratis on the prison ( read taxpayer ) system and he is up for murder/mutilation .

    I have not so much as a parking ticket to my name and my two cost £750 each as the NHS does not offer them.

    So if go off and do the odd spot of drawing and quartering does that mean I get my money refunded ??

    GO FIGURE !!!

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    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    Mine’s a lager Tone!

  25. 25
    Bazinga! says:

    Good idea from Cameron to block disgusting porn sites. I hope homosexuality, gay marriage and sites about climate change will also be blocked.

  26. 26
    broderick crawford says:

    Ehii testa di stronzo !!

    Sei altro che inculatore di donne incinta

    That do yah guv’nor ??

  27. 27
    Leftieslabourunionsbbc = EUSSR says:

    Just drove past the elaborate plack in the pavement at the spot where S Lawrence was killed, and there’s a giant cc tv camera opposite, and I couldn’t help wondering if they were going to put a plack where Lee Rigby was murded, with giant cc tv cameras opposite in case any more of the mad muzzies get any voices in their heads from their local Friday hot-beds of hate.

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    Bazinga! says:

    I thought she looked rather nice playing Andy Murray is a skirt rather too short the other week. Sane as well if a bit dim.

  29. 29
    broderick crawford says:

    You Last Tango in Paris you !!

    Maria Scheider would have been proud !!

  30. 30
    broderick crawford says:

    … did you mean btut Owen or butter ??

    Same difference in your case surely

    As in …. A knife through ……..

  31. 31
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes — the Isles of …………….. “Silly “

  32. 32
    Dick the Prick says:

    Apols to our gracious host but could I pop a link in regarding Anna (not a Tory) Soubry’s egregious authoritarianism with the doffed HT to Mr Puddlecote. Ta.


  33. 33
    broderick crawford says:

    …. and all those despicable ghastly sites lobbying for liquor and cigarette prohibition .

    They are a real bummer on the teenage development front

  34. 34
    broderick crawford says:

    Isn’t “placking ” something that happens when looking for gas reserves under Blackpool Tower using high pressure water jets .

    Causes earthquakes I’m told

  35. 35
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Again, Cameron banging on about rewarding those who ‘work hard’.

    What about rewarding talent, ability? Intelligence, creativity? Inventiveness, insight?

    Or are these only found at the top of the tree (you know, like those bankers who understand things that you and I possibly couldn’t – like the value of Mortgage Backed Securities)?

    Or are Cameron and co only interested in those who will ‘accept their place’ and ‘work hard’ in making the richer even richer but not asking for much by way or recompense?

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    Magic 8 Ball says:

    a) I do not believe in extra judicial punishment.

    b) Adebolajo is not yet guilty of any specified crime.

    I believe having a consistent approach to these things keeps at bay any accusatory yells of “Hypocrite!”

  39. 39
    Sectarian war coming to you says:

    That enrichment is working well outside the mosques in Birmingham, isn’t it?

  40. 40
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    You used to pose erudite and discourse-inducing comments.

    Have you suddenly developed a drinking problem?

  41. 41
    Bilda Berger says:

    Right on! Today Detroit, tomorrow the wurrrld!

  42. 42
    A Foreign power says:

    Don’t belive all your told, and pay your green taxes.

  43. 43
    cheers UK Met Office says:

    Cold drizzle this morning and only last night they said it was going to be a scorcher. Plans for the day ruined.

  44. 44
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  45. 45
    Run the Race says:

    But Obama is not of Afro American race. If he were then he would be half Negroid and half Indian

  46. 46
    Mel Smiths Agent says:

    Not now Alex – Im trying to have a lie-in.

  47. 47
    The Libor party says:

    Mandy the ‘grandee’…. Bet it’s more like fifty grandee.

  48. 48
    broderick crawford says:

    a) he may not yet have been found guilty given the glacial pace of the judiciary proceedings but he has admitted to it on television !!
    Who d ‘ you think did it the cleaver under its own inanimate independent volition ?!

    b ) No one is shouting hypocrite just pointing out the box ticking whinging of the politically correct defending even in the face of the beastly acts committed, the ” victim’s” right to ewwwmannn rights.
    in most countries whose social mores he espouses he would long have been hanging from a noose as carrion fodder .. or worse !!!

  49. 49
    Pippa, a socialite says:

    Anyone else fed up waiting for the big news?

    I refer, of course, to Man U selling their baby hippo, Rooney.

  50. 50
    Lardy arse says:

    There’s not much point in being a talented creative intelligent and idle slob.

  51. 51
    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    Pwimwose Hill in circa 2035?

  52. 52
    C.O.Jones says:

    What is his transfer fee, £75K?

  53. 53
    Elmarco says:

    We are being hit by a wave of earthquakes over here in NZ – circa 5-2 to 6

  54. 54
    Nworb Nodrog says:

  55. 55
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I don’t know where these people get their information from, if I did my boys would deal with it. I categorically deny that Portsmouth Taxpayers are paying the legal costs for my upcoming civil action in the High Court. It is not taxpayer’s money, it belongs to Portsmouth City Council which has been in my pocket for over 40 years, I have always considered it to be my personal money QED. Boaz.


  56. 56
    Old Slapper says:

    Ten Grans

  57. 57
    Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

    Don’t forget Liverpool FC selling Luis Suarez and Man City selling Carlos Tevez, two players from River Plate countries we won’t be able to enjoy throwing the book at.

  58. 58
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist !

  59. 59
    Except Mandela IS a convicted terrorist Den says:

  60. 60
    Great British Public says:

    Oo er. Stay safe.

  61. 61
    Elsie Tanner says:

    Blackpool rocks

  62. 62
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah thanks for this . I did listen to about half the video and turned off in disgust as iy is clear to me that these committees are stuffed with effete useless mumbling gentlemanly geriatrics who could not get arrested let alone frame an incisive question in a coherent manner . Cash still thinks he is the avuncular benevolent country lord of the manor with a duty to treat the labourers who come before his judgment bench with an excessive degree of fairness especially if they are”ladies” and that northern irish geezer who was trying to nail soubry on the life of a european directive went around the houses so many times he ended up disappearing up his own belfast fry up .

    Soubry is a cunning intelligent de medici like figure who can easily ms=anipulate these old duffers round her little finger without breaking mental sweat . Apart from the fact she did not as a Minister of the Crown know what UKREP in Brussells is says or does she handled the meeting to her complete objective even setting the scene beforehand by alerting all that she “had to be away .. ” from the committee room by a certain time !
    If anyone on the committee had had the smallest of cojones shewould have been taught manners and told she does NOT appear before them at HER leisure and for a fixed time but at THEIR behest and for AS LONG AS IT TAKES to get to the bottom of a matter .

    Ask Rupert Murdoch . He sat there for a day got flour in his face and is STILL being recalled . That’s how it’s done Cashy boy !!

  63. 63
    C.O.Jones says:

    That is rather low, thought it would be a bit more. Almost like being defrocked it is.

  64. 64
    Ah! Monika says:

    That’s nothing. Wait till fracking gets going.

  65. 65
    Bang on... says:

    Is that supposed to be his impression of Tommy Cooper. Jus’ like that!

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    RED Indian.

  67. 67
    Vicky says:

    On the hole

    I think Mandela would be better in bed than denis is.

  68. 68
    The truth is says:

    Err I think you will find it was Labour and Gordon McRuin who rewarded failed banks and bankers. Memory not what it was eh?

  69. 69
    broderick crawford says:

    Oh God … these aren’t the “Humdinga” brothers are they ? Manders has form with these … did his assistance in obtaining them some sort of passport or visa many tears ago trigger his FIRST resignation ?

  70. 70
    broderick crawford says:

    …. no “tears” was not a typo.

  71. 71
    The truth is says:

    Obumma an American? Surely you mean Kenyan?

  72. 72
    broderick crawford says:

    no .. neare 28 million … Zimbabwe dollars

  73. 73
    Bang on... says:

    Who is doing the probe? If it is Hyphen-Hoganberry and his ilk it will be another 15 years before anything concrete is established.

  74. 74
    Matilda says:

    A Groidian? Is that the new newspaper?

  75. 75
    The truth is says:

    Ah yes, I well remember the great fracking earthquake of errm, ahh, well never actually.

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    broderick crawford says:

    FRACK off Elsie …

    and no way you’re coming back to Corrie … you’d play this current younger generation of thespian underdevelopers off the stage far too easily.

  78. 78
    tabblenabble01 says:

    It’s the name changers we need to be wary of. Just why do they feel so compelled to do this… ulterior motives?

  79. 79
    The Laughing Cavabummer says:

    Just for anatomical clarification for us, is that ‘teers’ or ‘tares’?

  80. 80
    broderick crawford says:

    Well , Victorianalopoulos , they do say opposites attract

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    Mandela is not the squeaky clean 'freedom fighter' the media would have you believe says:

    Mandela is a convicted terrorist, although not convicted of racism, there is abundant evidence that he was and still is, racist.

  82. 82
    broderick crawford says:

    yeh .. same reason as the shapeshifters

    To hide from the public eye when on their nefarious antics .

  83. 83
    broderick crawford says:

    ueh .. he doesn’t like the honkeys so what?

    d ‘you blame him after 27 years breaking rocks on Robben Island ??

  84. 84
    De Sarf Island says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to : “Did the earth move for you, dear?”

    Must have been the way CCC beat the Reds yesterday. Way to go!

  85. 85
    Andy "Mengele" Burnham says:

    No – he’s indicating that, when your burying your mistakes, you need to push the top layer of bodies lower than you would think, to compensate for the build up of gasses.

  86. 86
    UKIP or bust says:

    I don’t think the vast majority of people will ever see through the gigantic scam and waste of money that is the ‘weather forecast’.

    I’ll bet there are dozens of canny folk across the land that could get it right more times than they do for all their billions.

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    R. Swatch says:

    tragic 8 ball. the moron who thinks he can construct a sentence with some big words in it. you’re thick as shit, and you think you’re all hedumacated dontcha…. bruv?

  88. 88
    Curly says:

    Me didn’t like honkeys long before he got into the masonry business.

  89. 89
    Curly says:

    *He, not ‘Me”. I’m easy either way.

  90. 90
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Looks like Dave’s hear for the general election. if he wins its Crosby who’s done it.
    what happens then, when Crosby leaves. Back to Dave on his own?

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    Not Sandra says:

    The system should add a week to the sentence for every pound expended on this trash. If we then add the cost of his daily upkeep, he will be off the streets permanently.

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    A toed in the whole says:

    Ribbet ribbet

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    Justice for the Five says:

    There should be a public petition to have the five suspended prison officers reinstated and given a promotion in recognition of their outstanding behaviour in smashing Michael Adebolajo’s head against a window, resulting in him losing his front teeth.

  94. 94
    Jack Frost says:

    As the man said all those years ago on the telly: “Where’s the f in fog”. as his graphics chart fell apart.

  95. 95
    English person reading website of UK political gossip says:

    I’d better not vote Democrat next time then, yank fuckwit

  96. 96
    Owen Jones says:

    We’re going to be doing David and Johnathan today

  97. 97
    Rev. Spooner says:

    Bandy Urnham, what a kitty shunt.

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    Bazinga! says:

    Bummer Burnham is a fucking MONG. die of cancer in an NHS shit hole you lefty fag cuunt.

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    Anonymous says:


  100. 100
    Common Purpose 'graduate' says:

    Nice one! Cheers!

    Civil servant who scooped £620k in secret redundancy package is among 1,300 Crown Prosecution Service workers handed payouts


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    Unfortunately the UK has no death penalty says:

    In a civilized CHRISTIAN country whilst abhoring this piece of shite and his actions we exercise restraint otherwise we are no better than them are we ?.

  102. 102
    Illegal Immigrant From Latin America Or Asia says:

    That’s right– leave that sort of thing to me.

    Due to the Democrats opposing having to produce ID showing you are, in fact, who you claim to be at the polling stations, I can vote for them early and often, just like any American can (and for that matter, so could you, in Santa Monica!) and that’s how California elects Dems– and to a lesser extent, it happens in other states as well.

    Of course, a Leftie party, which creates an unmanageable national debt, a party which engages in major-scale voter fraud– that sort of story has no relevance in Britain! That poster should have known better!

  103. 103
    Andy Burnham is morally reprehensible says:

    I’ve now added the details they deleted. I suggest everyone periodically checks the page to see if they’ve deleted it again. Every time they delete it, someone should edit it back in. They shouldn’t be allowed to get away with whitewashing his crimes.


  104. 104
    Mars Attacks! says:

    …yet the same “scientists” can tell us with absolute certainty and a straight face that man made climate change is doing for the earth as we know it, so we need taxing more.

    Go figure.

  105. 105
    I have done the state some service, and they know't says:

    Nice idea.
    Now it’s time to get out.

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    Educated Under Blair's Regime says:

    Thick as a plack.

  107. 107
    Elvira says:

    Giddy up, a oom papa, oom papa Mau Mau.
    Hi ho Silver, away…

  108. 108
    Malala I am at your service, Gordon xx says:

    Pity it wasn`t the other “comedian” Brand, now reprising Sachsgate. Pathetic.

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    I'm a bit fick...but says:

    How is it Camera can open his mouth and look a bigger tit than he did the day before?
    There must be a trophy somewhere for that… *And I declare Camera … the Tit of the century*

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    Unison Rep says:

    Why does Guido column not appear in Scottishland edition of Sunday Sun?

  112. 112
    Bilda Berger says:

    PS Nice bit of psy-ops there, #4. Remind me to give you a pat on the head.

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    Bill d'Sarse says:

    To add to that, this morning I had some moron on the local radio repeating a warning from some self-appointed expert that we should be making plans to deal with the oncoming floods due this week after the ‘unbearably’ hot weather. Why the f*ck has everything got to be accompanied by a ‘warning’ these days? Last week was sunburn and the multitude of babies (oh dear will nobody think of the children) who were admitted to hospital burn units. The guess of how many people had died because the weather was a bit warm (accompanied by another guess of how many of these presumably dead people had died in the south east).

    Listen you f*ckwits. I (and many like me) don’t need to be warned about anything except perhaps a national disaster heading my way. Hot weather in summer is not a national disaster, actually it’s quite nice. A bit of rain heading our way is not a national disaster, it’s normal. Try and find something to report on, or, why not, just for a change report that things are quite nice today.

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    Belmarsh Screw Tooth Fairies says:

    Agreed, but probably the best £1500 of justice served up this year.

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    Bill d'Sarse says:


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    Observer says:

    Top or bottom?

  117. 117
    Toothless of Belmarsh, straw sucker. says:

    You bathtarths.

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    Fact Hunt says:

    So Twigg complains about ‘olympic legacy’ cash heading for tory constituencies. Labour have been doing this for decades, at national and local level. Sod off hypocrite.

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    Merseyside non football fan says:

    Wasn’t he a dictator in Portugal a few years ago?. What’s he doing playing what you probably consider as ‘the beautiful game’?.
    Stupidest news I saw this week was some merseyside school which plans to hold lessons on the Hillsborough tragedy. Talk about a victim mentality, they’re still breeding them in the schools.

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    Toothless of Belmarsh, straw sucker. says:

    You bathstarths.

  121. 121
    Martin Eden says:

    Who said he was a lefty? His brother was the one who blew coke up Blair’s baggy arsehole you dumb fuck stick twat.

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    Ah! Monika says:


    Sir Richard Dearlove, 68 provided intelligence about Saddam Hussein’s WMD
    Had previously said he would keep his account of events leading up to Iraq War secret until after his death.

    Do they “do a Kelly ” or a ” Mandela ” ?

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    UKIP or bust says:

    T’is funny how the soppy liberals always only ever kick up a fuss whenever a person of foreign extract is manhandled by the security services. I wonder how many local lads have been roughed-up in the shovel to which the caring left couldn’t give a tinkers cuss.

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    Ah! Monika says:


    Sir Richard Dearlove, 68 provided intelligence about Sad dam Hus sein’s WMD
    Had previously said he would keep his account of events leading up to Ira q War secret until after his death.

    Do they “do a Ke lly ” or a ” Man dela ” ?

  125. 125
    Wee Tam fae Falkirk says:

    Help ma boab! We just vote for whoever has a red rosette, dinnae ken aboot politics – Labour’s always been there for the formerly working man in Scotland!

  126. 126
    Bazinga! says:

    Muslim males are cowards. They use children and hide behind women when they fight. All Muslim males are faggots.

  127. 127
    Michael Adebongo says:

    Let’s play tooth or dare.

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    No he isn't says:

    Liam aint a lefty and I don’t think his older brother is much of on these days either.

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    Governor says:

    But it was very careless to knock out his teeth and leave obvious evidence. Can you imagine the paperwork and security he’s getting now

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    Wipe islam off the face of the earth says:

    I admire the motivation of the five prison officers who smashed Michael Adebolajo’s face in, but it wasn’t very bright of them to do it themselves, which is why they’ve now been suspended and some leftie prisoners rights group will probably see to it that the toothless fucker gets millions in compensation. Anyone with a brain would have realised the sensible thing to do in that environment was go to a prisoner who’s in for a long time and isn’t going anywhere soon and get him to smash the c-unt up in return for more prison privileges etc. Lots of powerful connected crooks already get special privilges in sing-sing, like drugs, alcohol, hookers, cigarettes etc, so it’s not like it would be a task for the officers to do it.

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    Village Idiot says:

    Oh please be true??

    (…and do not forget the rest of them.)

  132. 132
    Don't over-estimate says:

    Spinners don’t win elections ffs. 13 years of Liebour and Millitwit will win it for him.

  133. 133
    Wipe islam off the face of the earth says:

    They’ll give him a John Smith, aka a Robin Cook. A sudden “heart attack”.

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    Jimmy says:

    Does “facing probe” mean some brainless attention seeking tory lobby fodder wrote a letter?

  135. 135
    broderick crawford says:

    if i pay you enough money will you keep bildaeeeing me bigaaa and bettaaaaa burgers ?

  136. 136
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    After all, he is (minor) Xhosa aristocracy, so knows how Africa works.

  137. 137
    broderick crawford says:

    sweet as a nut blood


    george galloway

    etcetera etcetera

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    Jimmy says:

    In other words a plaque on both their houses?

    I’m here all week.

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    Let down by the system says:

    I worked as hard as I could and all the hours god sends,only to injure my body as a result,which the medical profession ignored for 9 years,leaving me permanently injured and living a life of persecution,pain and poverty,be warned!!!!!!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    It’s a depressingly predictable development, after the likes of Qu@tada and H@mza and their chums played the system to maximum effect. More fool the screws for falling for it.

    This chap’s brother is already ramping up the pressure. You wait: he’ll play his trial and this incident for all it’s worth – with the help of an army of Chuckabutty-style ‘uman rites lawyers stuffing their claret cellars on the back of the Legal Aid budget.

    And what will Dave and the sopping wet Attorney Gen do about it? Naff all, that’s what.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Tell me about it.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    The Feral Beast: Hunting for BBC bias, royal babies, holy jokes and a long green mystery.


    WARNING X Cert Photo

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    broderick crawford says:

    i say a bit strong old boy ….. nobody deserves that not even burnt ham ………although perhaps in the case od abdelamojo sans front teeth …. well .. another matter .

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    Never forget says:

    Did K.Vaz have some involvement with passports and hinduja??

  145. 145
    Mel Smith RIP says:

    My favourite Mel Smith sketch.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Not to be confused with adjacent article.

    Exposed: The dark side of internet – where you can buy drugs and indecent images

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Adebolajo stated that the prison officers used excess force on restraining him. So he has admitted he was doing something wrong to need restraining. Case solved, now get the prison officers back to work, and don’t waste anymore tax payers money on this piece of shit.

  148. 148
    Shambles Chuckafarti says:

    Terrorists have rights.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    “UK – YouGov/Sunday Times poll: CON 32%, LAB 39%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 11%” what a load of rubbish by that reasoning 92% vote at a GE, Murdoch should kick them into touch, the turn out for a GE is 7)% and falling

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Would you still say that if they blew your kids up?

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Should read 70%, not very good at typing

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    Ah! Monika says:

    A month after the freak death of Rolling Stone journalist Michael Hastings, questions over why it happened refuse to go away. Hastings was alone in his Mercedes when it crashed into a palm tree at speed in Los Angeles.

    According to the LA Times, the 33-year-old was preparing an investigation into the CIA and, only the day before he died, sent an email to friends claiming that he was “on to a big story”, and may “need to go off the radar” for a while.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:


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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    He is trying to out gurn Farrage

  155. 155
    Exaro News says:

    Met Commanders have received a secret briefing on preparations by Scotland Yard’s pa4edop h1le unit to arrest a former Conservative cabinet minister.

    They were told of the plans during a highly confidential briefing on progress in two police operations examining allegations of ch1ld se x abuse against senior political figures and other VIPs…

    … He [Peter Spindler] identified the ex-minister in the briefing. Exaro knows the ex-minister’s identity, but has decided against publishing it to avoid jeopardising police operations.

    The senior detective said that his team was still at an early stage of its investigations, but had already gathered a good deal of evidence that the ex-minister had s exually abus ed boys. In addition, one woman has told detectives that the ex-minister ra4ped her when she was a girl.

  156. 156
    Prison Officer says:

    What now? I tell you what now. I’m gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin n*ggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear that, muslim boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight! I’m gonna get medieval on yo ass!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    With luck, he would be with his kids.

  158. 158
    broderick crawford says:

    Of course you’re not Pugh you’re blind !!

    It’s a wonder you do as much as you manage to do and we are grateful for it !

  159. 159
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Teach them about this one, too– it was a “tragedy” Scousers caused, four years earlier, which may have led to the one that happened to them:


  160. 160
    Joe Stalin's Re-eduducation Primary School says:

    Write out 100 times –
    – The Liverpool “supporters” had tickets
    – The Liverpool “supporters” were not drunk
    – The Liverpool “supporters” did not rob the dead & dying
    – It was all the fault of the police

  161. 161
    broderick crawford says:

    hows about thick as eight short placks.

  162. 162
    broderick crawford says:

    No No No … plaque with a “q” causes tooth decay … especially if you brush with fluoride toothpaste.

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  164. 164
    Barack Obama, senior, says:

    Giddy up a oom Papa oom Papa Mau Mau,
    Giddy up a oom Papa oom Papa Mau Mau,
    Hi ho Silver, away!

  165. 165
    Ghandi's jockstrap says:

    And almost all suicide attackers are mentally unbalanced and have attempted suicide before, so it also follows that they abuse and use the mentally ill.

  166. 166
    I'm a bit fick...but says:

    I like a bit of political competition and we do have lots of competitors.
    I haven’t had so much fun since McRuin was in government, he could out-gurn the lot of ‘em

  167. 167
    Mornington Crescent says:

    If the PM wants to ban us from looking at tits on the Internet, he should start by blocking the search term “David Cameron”.

  168. 168
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:



  169. 169
    The cat in the hat says:

    I jumping on the spot makes them go away.

  170. 170
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Er, no. Try ‘cattle prod’. In fact, allow me. Touch your toes now and bite the LibDems pillow.

  171. 171
    Lord Longford (from beyond the grave) says:

    That’s they only language these people understand.

    His bottom will wish it hadn’t been born!

  172. 172
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    How much force did he use trying to decapitate Drummer Lee Rigby ? #religionofpiss.

  173. 173
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …taken before they bundled the paps away and he headed back to 1st Class.

  174. 174
    Plod says:

    only tits under 18. you may have a problem with that?

  175. 175
    RED LEN says:

    ….sitting on my lap.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I’m sure I’ve seen him appearing at Billy Smarts Circus. Well the eyebrows have it, the eyebrows have it.

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    fvck off says:

    left wing nasty piece of sh1t spreading lies on internet.

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    The Libor party says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I’m sure I’ve seen him appearing at B illy Sma rts Circ us. Well the eyebrows have it, the eyebrows have it.

  180. 180
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is it a competition between Watson and Mandleson to see who can resign the most?

  181. 181
    Lord Boothby liked little boys to shit on his face says:

    Are you saying it’s not possible for a Tory to be a nonce? There are kiddie fiddlers on both sides.

  182. 182
    Frankie Howard says:

    oh please! Mandelbum loves a sleazy probe!

  183. 183
    WTFF is an LGBTory Officer? says:

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    you’ll find that with Guardianistas. They think pseudo intellectuals and creatives should be rewarded for being layabouts. Much like the BBC licence fee does.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

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    By 'eck missus !! I feel really full of plumptiousness and gertitude! says:

    Is it the son of Ken Dodd on his way back to Knotty Ash to visit his dad?

  187. 187
    Rev, Spooners Dead Hard Brother says:

    That toothless nucking figure?

    I’ll scrut his cote off if you want.

  188. 188
    Redditch Raven says:

    I remember the one in 2002..the bloody china fell out the kichen cupboard.4.2 on the richter scale ..of course it may have been traffic on the nearby M6 ?

  189. 189
    It's apathy wot wun it says:

    There is an inbuilt advantage to labour in the way the constituencies are drawn up so even given that Labour need to do very little but maintain their lead of 7pts to get an overall majority of 84

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    LGBTory is the officially-affilated @conservatives lesbian, gay, bisexual & trans group. See website for more info about us, our work & how you can support us.

    So now you know……….

  191. 191
    Oiks says:

    It really is Terry Fuckwit from Biz

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    EURATOM says:

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    Jethro says:

    …Ken Dodd seems to get younger all the time.

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    Golliwog says:


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    Corporal punishment says:

    Why do they have officers and what do they do?

  197. 197
    Gareth Northgate and Chras Widdle says:

    Is lee Westwood England’s biggest bottler?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    When you become an “officer”, you get one of those leather peaked caps with a chain around it. It probably gets you free entry into public toilets.

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    Andy not me guv burnham says:

    In the government reshuffle of 5 May 2006, Burnham was promoted from the Home Office to a Minister of State at the Department of Health. From 2009 for eleven months he ignored requests for a public enquiry into the Mid Staffs NHS Trust and other failings at 11 other hospitals.

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    Harriet, Anna, Emily, Hazel, Margaret, Yvette,Chuka, Ed, oh the whole damn lot of them says:

    That’s why we’re in the party.

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    See I told you fracking causes quakes says:

    All the tracking near Manchester

  202. 202
    Wikileaked says:

    Bugger about around in jackboots and use their whips – a bit like EU & Labour Kommissars do. Liberals don’t have officers – gives them nightmares about being caught cottaging in the public loos again by the cops.

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    My weather forecast fot tomorrow says:

    It will mostly be the same as today, though maybe with some changes.

  204. 204
    imesho says:

    Once a slug, always a slug.

    Same for Vaz.

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    Shameless conman says:

    Was this written in your office garage Denis?

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    Brian Thomas says:

    I would hope to God that, yes, I would say that.

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    Gummy says:

    ..or try to bite a warder’s baton..

  208. 208
    The Speaking Clock says:

    Got a bit bored, as no-one’s calling in this lovely weather so thought I should be pro-active and tell peeps the time –

    At the third stroke it will be sixteen-forty precisely

    HTH! Keep it real in da hood an’ that.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    ‘EURATOM’ sounds like something out of 1984 to me.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Even the speaking clock doesn’t know the time of day now!

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    Bazinga! says:

    Close, but Cameron and Miliband take that title.

  212. 212
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Fat Bastard had better become resigned to the fact that his drama-queenie act (like that question about the 1980’s Tory Cabinet P-doe) is getting real old and very soon nobody will be buying it anymore. Why this worthless bit of scum is still taken seriously surpasseth all human understanding, considering he was making a dog’s breakfast of the campaign-coordinator office he held, as he seemed to be more concerned with the “Lord Protector of the Media” role he assumed as the Interrogator at the Murdoch “Mafia boss” hearings.

    The only trouble with resigning so many times, Tommy old butterball, is that eventually they’ll take you seriously and not re-hire you for anything.

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    Brian Thomas says:


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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10192271/The-betrayal-of-Dr-David-Kelly-10-years-on.html says:

    ‘ But there are no excuses for what the government did to the BBC and to Dr Kelly. He was outed to further a series of denials which we can, quite plainly, call lies. An explanation, if not an excuse, may rest in Campbell’s mental state: even Blair, in his memoirs, called him a “crazy person” who by that stage “had probably gone over the edge”. ‘

  215. 215
    Cunt of the weak says:

    Lord Scumbag using government to line his pockets.

  216. 216
    Michael Fish says:

    There is a hurricane on the way, but don’t worry!

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    English person reading website of UK political gossip says:

    It would, but US is Alice-through-the-looking-glass land where the “right” piss money up the war on illegal wars and hand Presidential Medal of Freedom to criminal liar Bliar.

    Also we don’t need to be warned about being able to vote without ID, as we’ve never needed ID

    And your “right” create debt.


  218. 218
    Bennie Greenbobble says:

    Never forget the ultra-munter, Catherine Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland. Not even 14 pint beer goggles could do it for me.

  219. 219
    Bazinga! says:

    Adelobongo or whatever he calls himself won’t be needing new teeth but a big fucking jar of man lube for his arse.

    Mind you being a Muslim fag he probably likes it up the rectum.

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    Vinegar strokes says:

    Unfortunate turn of phrase “coming”

  221. 221
    Wikapedia monster says:

    Is that chucka on the right

  222. 222
    Marl Karx says:

    Ed balls and millimuppet are now complaining as the first word to be blocked was Cnut. Now no one can google them anymore

  223. 223
    English person reading website of UK political gossip says:

    The only language they understand cod black american?

  224. 224
    Fishy says:

    His aides went around the carriage removing the antimacassars before that photo was shot…they missed some though. Like Burnham though they weren’t particularly detail conscious.

    It was also usual for Labour ministers (Socialists to the core) to have the dirty,filthy unwashed public barred from their carriage…unlike Cameron who is quite happy to travel with the hoi polloi.

  225. 225
    Owen Jones says:

    Ah – so sorry Guido – thought you were a right-wing troll! Whoops…

  226. 226
    Maqboul says:

    Liam Gallagher’s worth £25 million; got posh flats in New York and London; has love children scattered across the globe; he’s in Ibiza drinking champagne at the moment. He most certainly could be a lefty.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Murdoch hates the coalition, the polls his papers buy reflect that own narrative. Also, polling in the UK has always been politicised by the Left (who run most pollsters) to push media narrative against Conservatives. That is why polling has so often been very inaccurate, in Labour’s favour, even going into a GE, never mind mid-term

    Local election results, when applied across the country in a GE, show Labour on 29%, the same as 2010, and given that you would expect the main opposition Party to be very flattered mid-term, they real situation is really quite dire for Labour.

    But faking up a poll lead for Labour prevents a downward spiral into obvious unelectability in the minds of the floating vote. The London media are desperately trying to save Labour’s skin.

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    We look after our own don’t we Handy? Jahbulon.

  229. 229
    Toothless says:

    Michael Adebolajo’s brother claims his brother has been repeatedly targeted by hostile prison guards and that after one attack he was denied immediate medical attention.

    If any of these shocking allegations are true, then I’m afraid I can only say…

    These guards make me proud! Good on you, lads! Keep up the good work!

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    Maqboul says:

    It wasn’t a punishment: it was the will of Allah; for it is written in the Conan.

    Al ham da gorillaz.

  231. 231
    Maqboul says:

    Either stronzo di merda or testa di cazzo.

    Not sure what testa di stronzo means when it’s at home.

  232. 232
    @stew's tinker says:

    @party@last nite. Stop. @ed_miliband@do @lso. Stop. Stepped into secret w@ter feature. @ed_miliband quite normal

  233. 233
    steak diane fatbot says:

    No its me.

  234. 234
    fish Hunt Lands & Multiplier Events says:

    Pints of Pimms and giant Jenga on the South Lawn?

  235. 235
    Lee Kay Ruth says:

    Not looking forward to those thunderstorms they’re forecasting.

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    Celtic played a friendly at Brentford today. There are reports that their fans were mocking Lee Rigby. If that is true ………………….

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    Kateesh'a says:

    Its said that Nick “the Pwick” Clegg is mulling a Detroit visit … excellent : that should cement things nicely .

  238. 238
    Patric'k says:

    Do we have the name, yet, of the moslem charity appeal in aid of the murdered Woolwich soldier’s son ?

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    Dave's turning Japanese. I really think so. says:

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    Atoms 4 Despots says:

    Why are the Safricans dealing with the EU, it’s not a country, is it?

  241. 241
    Pink arm says:

    Why do the Kweers want their own branch?

  242. 242
    @stew's tinker says:

    No. The North London suburbs don’t have “South Lawns.” I was drinking bottled Becks on the, ample, patio. Ed was enjoying half-pints of banana pulp, diluted with mineral water.

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    Dave is a poodle says:

    Anyway, If the EUSSR is so good why haven’t the Yanks and the Japs signed up to it?

  244. 244
    Lew T. Roll says:

    Was Rosie Holloway in attendance?

  245. 245
    Fact Hunt says:

    One of the banners was ‘Milton Provos’.

  246. 246
    perhaps says:

    they’re not part of Europe?

  247. 247
    Fact Hunt says:

    Good question. Obviously with no affirmative answer.

  248. 248
    @stew's tinker says:

    Dear, dear Rosie? She was looking rather well. She’s been clean for eight years now.

  249. 249
    fish Hunt Lands & Multiplier Events says:

    Glad to hear that. She was stitched-up big-time all those years ago. We all did worse in our youthful, blissful ignorance.

  250. 250
    Lew T. Roll says:

    Indeed. Thatcher’s ‘Britain’ was tough on the wrong people.

  251. 251
    Goat Song says:

    Ed seemed chipper then, @stew’s tinker?

  252. 252
    @stew's tinker says:

    He seemed quite perky: As if he hadn’t a worry in the world.

  253. 253
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    Righto – I’m off to water the petunias.

  254. 254
    Lumumb'a says:

    The FT said on saturday that the Japs have “”warned”” Britain not to leave the EU … brazen .

  255. 255
    ^_^ says:

    “Raises eyebrows”

    Don’t forget to dead-head them and eat some Frosties.

  256. 256
    Kateesh'a says:

    Who knew !

  257. 257
    Atlantic Islands says:

    Neither is Britain.

  258. 258
    gordon is a moron says:

    image of the year! got to be

  259. 259
    Hey, Dickhead *waves* says:

    He’ll be, frantically, Googling right now. The comments may dry up for a few minutes.

  260. 260
    Degrees Of Separation says:

    Oh, OK. I’ll watch.

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    Ahem: off thread says:

    Just happened to see in the Indie…


    Impossible. Can anyone seriously think of any paedo politicians from a few years ago?

  262. 262
    Ed ....wotsmyname, again? says:

    I’ll confess, guys. I was out par-taying last night. Rosie made me eat an banana product and then I had a vision:

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    Pork Balls says:

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    Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off says:

    Detroit – the blueprint for UK. UK has continuously accelerated the national debt for the last 3 years of coalition govt and will soon be 100% of GDP. The only answer is cuts – no ringfences for the NHS – just cut – and ruthlessly. The only way to safeguard people’s standard of living is to safeguard the engine which provides it. There is an army of dependents out there – millions on unemployment benefits, disability benefits, state pensions, public sector salaried non-jobs and their gold plated unfunded pensions, the NHS itself, state ownership of subsidised housing.

    For years total tax receipts have been less than the welfare spend. Here’s a radical idea – just cut everything by an equal percentage until total expenditure is less than 90% of tax receipts. Keep it at that level and occasionally when there’s a surplus have a spending program on something that generates jobs. People don’t need handouts they need the means to build their own lives and it starts with a job – everything follows from that.

    Anyone who doesn’t see the need for immediate cuts needs a brain transplant or is one of those feeding off the corpse of the UK.

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    Ghandi's jockstrap says:

    As used for Spooks HQ.

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    anon says:

    Sheer class, as ever. Keep them coming :)

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    Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off says:

    Lord Manglebum fucked kids in Brazil as well. Wasn’t considered abuse though as he paid like a lot well heeled yanks do down there.

  268. 268
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    How does your post address any of the points I’ve raised?

    I’m talking about winning the global race.

  269. 269
    Mars Attacks! says:

    There would quite likely be NO life on earth without lightening.

  270. 270
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Or even, without fecking spell check, lightning, FFS.

  271. 271
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Well Caudrilla themselves identified that an earthquake near Blackpool in 2011 was most likely caused by Fracking.


    But, other than that….

  272. 272
    David Cameron says:


  273. 273
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Take away the glasses and give him a small toothbrush moustache and behold the man!

  274. 274
    M102 says:

    The lefty c’unts at the met office want to stop worrying about climate change/global warming and try and predict the next seven days of weather. I remember one of them being interviewed a couple of years ago about the errors in their climate change predictions and they said it was because they needed more money to spend on their computer programmes rather than the fact that they are full of sh!t. What a bunch of c’unts.

  275. 275
    George Osborne says:

    The economy is healing

  276. 276
    M102 says:

    What’s a Lesbain FFS?

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    M102 says:

    I hope he put it in the public domain, Jimmy.

  278. 278
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP :-)

  279. 279
    David Cameron says:

    I always answer the question, just not the one put to me.

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    The late 90s and 1997 through 2010 was a bad dream says:

    Sounds more like something out of Battleship Galactica.

    Fuck Herman – EU are now intent on hijacking decent TV meme’s.

    Vote UKIP !

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    steak diane fatbot`s binman says:

    The NHS hospitals these days appear mainly for, doctored and nursed by non indigenous peoples who seem to think it is their exclusive “area” largely paid for by the honkeys.

  282. 282
    M102 says:

    The infighting begins. Time to buy shares in Nurofen and Gillette.

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    Shit supranational entities no one wants for mongs, part #1 says:

    What about Russ!a ?

  284. 284
    M102 says:

    The thought was there.

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    Ewaname says:

    Hiya , honey !!!

    Easy when u’s had a life , ain’t it ???

    I wonders wot his noddle is tryin to think , doesn’t I , sweetheart ??

    Thx for bovverin x x

    E x x .

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    Anonymous says:

    By which time, all concerned will be home and dry safely in retirement.

  287. 287
    Point of Information 2 says:

    I smell the scent of a Ewa. Keep at it girl, but get on some sort of message ;-)

  288. 288
    anon says:

    YOU are very welcome.

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    Anna Conder says:

    It’s very weird, how the Tories have such blind belief in Crosby – who seems just a rather sleazy con merchant, albeit one who’s earning an obscene amount of money for peddling lies and spreading fear and loathing. Crosby’s tactics worked OK for Australia’s John Howard for a time, but even so he eventually got kicked out in favour of Australian Labour.

    It’s taken a long time for the Tories to get Crosby to agree to help them – apparently Crosby took a strong dislike to Cameron when he had to work closely with him during the 2005 campaign

  290. 290
    Jimmy says:

    I think the Tits has a paywall now. The Commissioner won’t be able to read the complaint unless he subscribes.

  291. 291
    M102 says:

    Hey Jimmy didn’t your hero R Kelly get in a spot of bother with underage girls?

  292. 292
    Derek Yeasty says:

    This blog is a time-sink.

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    Ewaname is not the Enemy and I am not Ewaname says:

    Hi petal – how ya been ?

    You votin’ Lab / Lib or UKIP these dayz ?

    Say – hittin’ up the Euro-Blogs could be good move for you girl – Google Translate could be your friend ** nudge **

    If you can be bovver’d that is.

    Ciao for now bella,

    N E x x x

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    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Good to see David Cameron ‘working hard’ all day at Lords on Friday. 4 day week, can’t be bad.

  295. 295
    Jimmy says:

    Think about it righties. Do you want them reinstated before Coulson arrives?

  296. 296
    Derek Yeasty says:

    You smell me because your nose is jammed up my winky, dear.

  297. 297
    M102 says:

    Is the girl next to Balls a bit deformed? One knee looks bigger than the other.

  298. 298
    The cat in the hat says:

    I don’t want to hear about the wind increasing from the south towards mid day and bringing with it the possibility of localised showers in some areas, I just need to know whether or not my mac to take.
    The newsreader can deliver such a message, from the studio, not Stonehenge.

  299. 299
    M102 says:

    Nige has been quiet of late.

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    Kit Carr says:

    Two frightening and appalling thoughts:

    Gove as a potential PM; abandon hope all you who enter here

    That a Tory party restored to power with barely more than 1/3 of the votes polled could treat that as a mandate for further radical change

    I begin to wonder if this country, so in need of electoral and parliamentary reform may need to look to the example of Egypt to effect such change

  301. 301
    Derek Yeasty says:

    You are off the money.

  302. 302
    steak diane fatbot`s binman says:

    Creeps. How about you support the normal for a change.

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Make no mistake, come 2015, the Hog that is going to be roasted is Cameron.

    Nasty, divisive, blatantly self-serving, dishonest and incompetent, this leader of a Coalition of the most elitist politicians in decades, have hardly bothered to hide their contempt for us, the electorate, and so they are are deservedly heading wholesale for the exit sign.

    A small upturn in the economy cannot not win back the public amid the ruins of the welfare state, the privatised NHS, and the impoverished majority living more difficult lives because of this minority of smug millionaires.

    They didn’t win the last election, they are certainly going to lose the next one

  304. 304
    Derek Yeasty says:

    Ed had a banana juice, one Grolsch and a coffee. Shame u bans me , dick-for-brains :(

  305. 305
    The cat in the hat says:

    Fair comment.

  306. 306
    Bill Stickers says:

    Dave’s heading off on his hols AGAIN, where he’ll probably spend his time chillaxing to Crosby, Steals and Cash. What a Dude!

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    garden shed masturbateur says:

    He has an infertility problem/

  308. 308
    The cat in the hat says:

    Is there any documentary evidence he had these teeth in the first place?
    Any goofy could smuggle a couple of teeth into prison, fling them on the floor and shout assault; I wouldn’t trust his type at all.
    Come on people, think outside of the box.

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    Point of Information 2 says:

    Detroit has already happened in the UK, sort of.

    We call Detroit Manchester, Liverpool and Birmingham.

    The difference is that central government covered funding when the local tax receipts did what happened in Detroit, and the cities here do not sell their own bonds to raise money.

    The UK as a whole is already in Detroit territory.

    Those coming over from Europe are not going to help matters by putting further non-contributory strain on the public services.

    Unlike Detroit, the UK as a sovereign can do something about this.

    Exiting EU would be a very good start, followed by some serious tax reform.

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    TROLLS AGAIN says:

    Fvcking Liebour w@nkers are all over the comments I see.


    Now fvck off and find something useful to do you parasitic layabouts.

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    Tooting Popular Front says:

    Sad that people here are still quoting the completely misleading hospital deaths story which the author of the report has dismissed as rubbish and over which he has apparently apologised to Andy Burnham. That apology no doubt won’t be repeated by Hunt or the craven Tory MPs who tweeted it out to the poodle press no doubt on the instructions of Crosby before the report had even been read. It is the cumulative effect of all this that will do for the Tories. How many people want our blood services to be sold off to an America hedge fund? How many people want our schools run by academy bosses who are making a fortune for themselves? Do we really want public service contracts being given almost exclusively to Tory party donors? It is this overall picture of shoddy sleaze that is becoming the message. That will bring Cameron down

  312. 312
    garden shed Stu Cook-spotter says:

    How the fuck does Ew*nm* B*t*a know what the future PM was doing last night?

  313. 313
    Anonymous says:

    Pork? None of you muzzy mates there I hope?

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    Point of Information 2 says:

    Nige has been working hard within the party and quite active on Twitter and elsewhere.

    Has been quiet in the UK media as the UK media have not been reporting on him, but rather have been focussing on the dead beats in the LibLabCon and the various cluster fucks which are going off right now in the UK.

  315. 315
    Don't look like "Batting Tips" to me says:

  316. 316
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Maybe she’s connected, dear.

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    P l e b says:

    Where are all of these immigrants going to live?
    Where are their children going to be schooled?
    How will our hospitals cope with their diseases?

  318. 318
    Ambre solaire says:

    the twat in the sweater has very sunburned legs, he could do the barby on those shins

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    That’s a fist. Boycott’s going to twat him.

  320. 320

    He comes from Manchester. That is the clincher.

  321. 321
    Guido Fawkes says:

    *doffs cap*, like .

  322. 322
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Let us recall then Keith Vaz’s interesting remarks to Theresa May earlier this year, about her weight, at a time when Tooting was plastered with semi-credible !slamic death posters against her.

    In the light of what happened in Woolwich, perhaps Labour should pipe down.

    Andy Burnham is a murdering bastard. Damage done, spin set, doesn’t matter if true or not it is credible enough for the masses.

    Was the story about activists desecrating the grave of a whistle blower’s parents also a fabrication ? Seems very credible to many also.

  323. 323
    Anonymous says:

    And claiming his euroexpenses.

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    Is there a hint above?

  325. 325
    Anonymous says:

    We do know it’s a Tory.

  326. 326
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Post Cyprus, and in the climate of the assault against private property that is currently going on in this phase of the communist putsch, if I was owning property in the UK which was vacant for any length of time, particularly if I was retired and maybe overseas, I should be very concerned.

  327. 327
    Blue Stratos Guy says:

    She’s gifted and moves in mysterious ways.

  328. 328
    Tooting Popular Front says:

    You confuse socialists with Labour Party supporters.

  329. 329
    Guido Fawkes' blog says:

    That’s why we had to BAN her.

  330. 330
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Like the other MEP’s yes.

    But on the plus side:

    i) Not fondling teens
    ii) Not engaging in outright electoral fraud with Unions
    iii) Not murdering people on the NHS
    iv) Not driving the UK economy into the ground
    v) Not claiming fictitious Westminster expenses

    And for sure: Not irritating the hell out of the electorate.

    Going to have to do a bit better than Euro Expenses, particularly when he is on record saying that these are not important to him.

    It should be remembered that claiming monies from a political system to work for change within that system is quite standard.

    Labour owe their existence to this – before they were bought out by the Unions.

  331. 331
    Cameron is as slippery as a greased cat on a laminate floor says:

    I’m enjoying the Twitter storm over Cameron’s appearance on the Marr programme. Here’s a few for your edification:

    Benedict Brogan ‏@benedictbrogan 8m
    Dave is making this Lynton thing worse by chortling his way around #Marr’s question. “I have answered the question”. No you haven’t #sigh

    Mehdi Hasan ‏@mehdirhasan 8m
    Astonishing to see Cameron once again flat out refusing to answer a simple q: did he talk to Lynton Crosby about cigarette packaging?

    JamesLyons ‏@MirrorJames 8m
    So thats two more times David Cameron has refused to say whether he spoke to Lynton Crosby about plain packs #marr

    Paul Waugh ‏@paulwaugh 7m
    PM re Crosby discuss/lobby/intervene Q, adds to #marr “that’s the best you’re gonna get”.

    Labour Press Team ‏@labourpress 7m
    Cameron snaps at #Marr ‘that is answer you are getting’ as he dodges question again on Crosby

    Still smiling, Tories??

  332. 332
    Blue Stratos Guy says:

    Your blog is just somewhere to dump YouTube clips, spastic.

  333. 333
    Mong Watch says:

    Come on Labour Troll mongs.

    This is Boycott giving Cameron the elbow, surely ?

    You guys must be really fucked up if you can’t even put a little spin like that together. FFS.

  334. 334
    TROLLS AGAIN says:

    Another fvcker spreading bullshit again form Liebour’s black-ops internet layabout knob-jockey team

  335. 335
    Cameron is as slippery as a greased cat on a laminate floor says:

    I’m enjoying the Twitter storm over Cameron’s appearance on the Marr programme. Here’s a few for your edification:

    Benedict Brogan ‏@benedictbrogan 8m
    Dave is making this Lynton thing worse by chortling his way around #Marr’s question. “I have answered the question”. No you haven’t #sigh

    Mehdi Hasan ‏@mehdirhasan 8m
    Astonishing to see Cameron once again flat out refusing to answer a simple q: did he talk to Lynton Crosby about cigarette packaging?

    JamesLyons ‏@MirrorJames 8m
    So thats two more times David Cameron has refused to say whether he spoke to Lynton Crosby about plain packs #marr

    P@ul Waugh ‏@p@ulwaugh 7m
    PM re Crosby discuss/lobby/intervene Q, adds to #marr “that’s the best you’re gonna get”.

    Labour Press Team ‏@labourpress 7m
    Cameron snaps at #Marr ‘that is answer you are getting’ as he dodges question again on Crosby

    Still smiling, Tories??

  336. 336
    Mong Watch says:

    That’s fine.

    Many would like to see many in Labour hanged, shot and drawn in 2015.

    Liberals are already drowned – like kittens in a bag.

  337. 337
    Jimmy says:

    If we stood on a street corner and sold our bodies, we would be committing an offence. Yet they sell off our blood bank.
    That which you sell you can never get back. We are reaping the whirlwind.
    Macmillan said Thatcher was selling off the family silver. It has come down to the everyday cutlery and we are eating off our hands – soon there will be no food

  338. 338
    Owen Jones, in a moment of clarity says:

    Vote UKIP

  339. 339
    Labour black-ops division says:

    Night night, swivel eyed loons.

  340. 340
    Point of Information 2 says:

    There is a possibility of running out of food. Harvest past couple of years has been poor, and the unseasonably cold weather first half of this year has not helped crops, so another poor harvest for UK methinks.

    The EU dictating through the CAP what exactly the UK can / cannot grow cost us dear last year, when we were denied growing wheat (which this year is making France money as there is a global shortage due to bad harvest in North America).

    EU interference with UK farming will in the next year or so cause the food shortages you mention.

    The simple fix is: Exit the EU and ditch the CAP once and for all.

    UKIP offers a solution: LibLabCon offer food price inflation, shortages and possible starvation.

  341. 341
    TROLLS AGAIN says:

    except is says the alleged victim was over the age of consent. Not a peado case then.

  342. 342
    e-substitute says:

    Seriously. The Rosie thing was a symptom of ..

  343. 343
    Point of Information 2 says:

    I do not think Coulson will be going to Belmarsh or that wing.

    Even if convicted he would be a different category of prisoner.

    The guards should be reinstated, after given a little administrative leave to relax. This would have been stressful for them and their families. The guards deserve a holiday.

    Now hopefully this piece of shit Adebolajo has learned a little lesson, but one suspects not.

    No one cares about this vile fool, or what he has to say. They do care about what he did, and would prefer him to be out of the country or just dead.

    Let justice take its course, and be reminded that part of justice is having the shit kicked out of you by the screws if you fuck them about. Especially if you are in for beheading a soldier in broad daylight in the middle of London.

    After a bit more cosmetic attention with the batons, and perhaps a boiling sugar water rinse and cut glass dinner, this freak can be sent back to Kenya. Utter filth.

  344. 344
    The cat in the hat says:

    Your ability to predict is stunning. Do you do children’s parties?

  345. 345
    Point of Information 2 says:

    No – this isn’t lefty filth / lies / spin.

    This one has got to be prosecuted, and very publicly when the time is right.

  346. 346

    I have never experienced any problems drinking.

  347. 347
    Owen Jones says:

    Hey – no fair. That’s my column you’re talking about !

  348. 348
    Ahmed says:

    He told me it was little girl. Which is halal, innit?

  349. 349
    Red Leb says:

    I remember it well. We were all under Thatcher’s imaginary cosh at that time. Thank fuck the bitch is dead, yeah?

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t Nige speaking at Ukip’s eastern rally in Colchester yesterday? No?

  351. 351
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Hardly. Just when the rarest of creatures, the lesser spotted ‘Banned from Guido Thrush’ starts chirping one has to listen.

    Still trying to figure out your harmonies. Very discordant, generally Ok, somewhat Stockhausen. Tweet tweet, sweety.

  352. 352
    I had Rosie on the patio says:

    Politics is for the brain-dead, sixth-form types. I need to engage with people of similar IQs.

  353. 353
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:


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  354. 354
    Point of Information 2 says:

    He also looks like he was photo shopped in.

    Not sure that picture is real.

  355. 355
    I had Rosie on the patio says:

    You’re boring me.

  356. 356
    No, he hasn't..... says:

    Has u worked out Rosie yet , Mr. Googley ???

  357. 357
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    No, obviously, the British people are dancing in the street at the news that Plasma Resources UK is being sold to an American private equity firm.

    The Tories couldn’t wait to spread the news, which is why it was announced on the first day of Parliament’s summer recess.

    Private equity firms buying up UK PLC. THE next scandal to break, Mr Cameron

  358. 358
    Le UE est merde says:

    En Francais, les bains = The baths.

  359. 359
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Like putty in his hands, dear. I, and my Reg, have had the pleasure. We are just a figment of Ewa’s massive brain, though.

  360. 360
    Point of Information 2 says:

    The problem with the picture is that is could have been taken at any time during the last 15 years.

    That is not an uncommon site in some parts of Detroit. In fact, there is much worst if you know where to look there.

  361. 361
    US Navy, Pearl Harbor says:

    We wish we’d have been extended the same courtesy, of a Japanese warning, but, y’know, we didn’t warn them about Hiroshima– so we guess that evened matters up.

  362. 362
    @ Iain Dale says:

    Wasn’t she at the party, last night?

  363. 363
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Thought he was more of a lasagne man?
    But on second thought, I shouldn’t find any connection between Ed Balls and “pulled pork” all that surprising, as I figure, judging from the record, he’s been pulling his pork for years.

  364. 364
    Cheat Me Once says:

    I gave blood. Never again.

  365. 365
    The Saatchi Files says:

    This picture is of Boycott merely explaining to Cameron how he got his missus in a headlock before punching her lights out.

  366. 366
    J says:

    Of course it’s true. They are scum

  367. 367
    Enola gay says:

    We warned the nips – and they ignored us. hence that famous quote from the mayor of Hiroshima;

    AWWWHHH! Whadda fuck was that?

  368. 368
    Ewaname is not the Enemy and I am not Ewaname says:

    Hi ya sweetie,

    For sure it is degrees of separation… everything you say is turning me, future’s blinding your heart guiding… but which places are you thinking of ? ** waves from HMS Libertarian, sipping a dry Martinin somewhere in the Med, guns trained on Europe **

    Nice beat / could do with bit of work on the vocal mixing – seems a bit to strong over the background wash – slight de-tune and a light phase would be interesting.

    Good to be bovver’d,


    N E x x x

  369. 369
    JH982340982304923 says:

    I’ve heard that 47% of Detroit’s inhabitants are functionally illiterate.

    Do you live there?

  370. 370
    Mong Watch says:

    Or perhaps he is suggesting to Cameron what should be done about the Woolwich guys.

    Screws beat him to it.

    This should be a caption competition – but really: Labour Trolls ? Yoo Hoo – darlings ? Cat got your tongues ? Or just been bleeped about the latest Labour fuck up ?

  371. 371
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Very familiar with the locale, but not resident.

    Have seen what goes on in their schools though so can confirm that many there are illiterate. Not stupid, just literally not educated.

    Remember that when a city goes from 2m to < 750k it is not those at the bottom who are leaving.

    There are some parallels with what happened in New Orleans when Katrina hit – if you catch my drift. But that was much quicker and most of those who left returned.

    The real problem for Detroit is that the number of people who remain who are capable of paying their taxes, before you get on to such concepts as law abiding and willing, is not that large.

    The bigger problem for the US is that this should not have been allowed to happen. They should have learned from Cleveland.

  372. 372
    Point of Information 2 says:

    - And on re-reading earlier post – point taken.

    Poorest English ever, ha ha ha.

  373. 373
    New GCSE Maths Exam Question says:

    Numerical Estimation / Gradients

    i) If you lined Labour’s most irritating and offensive activists up, how long would the resulting queue stretch ? (5)

    ii) What is the minimum number of bullets required to silence them and help make the UK a better place ? Hint: You should aim to dispatch more than one activist with a single bullet. (15)

    iii) Given a machine gun capable of firing 700 rounds / minute, how long would this process take to the nearest minute ? (10)

    Please show all working, and appropriate diagrams to support reasoning.

  374. 374
    Jimmy says:

    Let me have another guess Mr. Boycott, that’s an arse isn’t it?

  375. 375
    Dear garden shed Stu Cook-spotter, July 21 says:

    Whittle your boyfriend’s new dildo to this, mate.

  376. 376
    simon_coulter says:

    I find Country music to be rather toe-tapping but Mum says it vibrates her frontal lobe.
    I’ll play it loudly after she’s has her Horlicks.

  377. 377
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    Coulter is a dork, for sure, but he triple-checks his postings before pressing the button.

  378. 378
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    Coulter’s a pain in my arse. I’m contracted, by The Telegraph, to keep the wanktard going for as long as we can handle him.

  379. 379
    Ewa says:

    *waves* @ BBC spies researchers .

    Hiya , guys : )

    I knows u reads this shite , doesn’t I ??

    I gonna nominate *Hot Dog* by Zeppelin for Mayo’s Country Show Stopper on nex Thursday’s show .

    Ta .

    Ever urs , E x x x

  380. 380
    Gupta@bbc.co.uk says:

    Your comment is in the hands of a moderator. Please hold.

  381. 381

    One wonders why they sell so many papers

  382. 382
    Pual Stians SUCKS PENIS says:

    You’re new here, right?

  383. 383
    How the fuck does Ew*nm* B*t*a know what the future PM was doing last night? says:

    If you plays fair, darlin, I rips you limb from limb, an u knows it ; ) x x

  384. 384
    robin's nest says:

    Technically speaking, she wasn’t invited and I’ve never heard of her.

  385. 385
    Right-Wing Retard says:

    We’re going to be tough on Rosie and tough on the causes of Rosie.

  386. 386
    Richard Bake-Off says:

    The BBC doesn’t seem to have a problem with black coke-heads, I note.

  387. 387
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Isn’t John Inverdale a honky, though, dear?

  388. 388

    @1:54 am

    One wonders why you can’t think of using your own moniker and stop stealing mine.

  389. 389
    Pulp F says:


  390. 390
    Out of Londonistan. says:

    Fucking London centric media. Reporting that the weather is breaking today. It may well be in London but it broke for everyone else on Saturday.

  391. 391
    French Kissing says:

    The French bow down to England.

  392. 392

    Further news is suspended as we go over to Kate watch as she drops her sprog.

  393. 393
    FROGGET says:


    Win the Tour de France

    Play Cricket.

    Have a Royal baby.

  394. 394

    “The Labour Party; Helping ugly people have sex since time began;”

    Does that mean we will get a shag now ?

  395. 395
    BREAKING NEWS ! says:

    Kate middleton goes into the longest labour in history !
    The tabloids will be full of this shit for the next 50 years

    The Queen said “It was the Sun what done it !”

  396. 396

    Build a decent car

    Stop collaborating with the Germans

    Stop eating door mice , frogs , snails and horses

  397. 397
    Sit Petra says:

    It’s a scatter cushion (largest of the set).

  398. 398
    a non says:

    Never, in my wildest dreams did I think I would be looking forward to Rich’s Monday Morning View- that oblique look at Politics to take one’s mind off the baby hysteria now abounding.
    Come on Guido. Please put is out of our misery.
    I believe only an indecipherable cartoon will have any effect.

  399. 399
    G{ood} 4 S{od all} says:

    Surely his complaint must be against G4S rather than the taxpayers?

  400. 400
    Sit Petra says:

    You can’t hurry creative genius, it took Leonardo Da Cappricio ten years to paint the Cystine Chapel.

  401. 401
    Glasses says:

    Maybe. Used to be HP sauce at one time (since you ask).

  402. 402
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Well, as it has to speak it in 14 different languages, there is bound to be a bit of a time lapse.

  403. 403
    Anon says:

    Who are they call a Tom?

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