July 18th, 2013

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19 Comments

  1. 1

    Good. Very good. Excellent.

    Is that OK?

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  2. 2
    Sick of this Blog until September 13th says:

    Arse lick.

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  3. 3
    Another week wasted arsing around with Labour voting dogshite in Edinburgh. What a bunch of useless stunts they are. says:

    Hoorah!

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  4. 4
    Edward Snowden says:

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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    Cunt off the weak! says:

    Guido gets a scalp. Burnham the psyco gets to keep his job. 13000 unneccessary deaths in nhs and not one resignation. Labour want to continue to make a killing in the nhs with their dodgy spin! What a bunch of Hunts they are!

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  6. 7
    Anonymous says:

    It’s so bad it could me mistaken for a spoof,but it’s real.

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    • 10
      Fishy says:

      Another Labour fantasist.

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    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      ” No third parties will be sent any of this data.”

      But we will qualify their data against ours.

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    • 17
      UKIP or bust says:

      Were some of the men and boys who fought in that war still around I wonder waht they would make of this posh little fucker being all ‘ironic’ (taking the piss) out of their lot.

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    Chucky News says:

    Following my excellent twats yesterday about floods and fires in St Reatham and having fuck-all to do, here’s some more Chucky News exclusives;

    *** Mrs Halfpenny from 123 Acacia Avenue is watering her garden

    *** The 118 bus service is running 8 minutes late (but as they run every 8 minutes, you won’t be able to tell and Boris doesn’t want you to know this.)

    *** I am even more handsome than I was yesterday (when they got the camera angles wrong and forgot to powder my head) on the Brillo show.

    *** I really am the dog’s bollocks.

    That’s all for now. Off for a burger. More Twats next week.

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  8. 15

    A beaver has been seen in the wild in Devon.

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  9. 16
    Owen Jones (Live from Lords cricket ground) says:

    How about Peter Siddle bowls in oversized clown shoes to avoid future no balls?

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Owen Jones says:

We also need Zil lanes.


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