July 18th, 2013

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  1. 1

    Good. Very good. Excellent.

    Is that OK?

  2. 2
    Sick of this Blog until September 13th says:

    Arse lick.

  3. 3
    Another week wasted arsing around with Labour voting dogshite in Edinburgh. What a bunch of useless stunts they are. says:


  4. 4
    Edward Snowden says:

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:

    Which buttock would you like me to lick first, Mr McCluskey?

  6. 6
    Cunt off the weak! says:

    Guido gets a scalp. Burnham the psyco gets to keep his job. 13000 unneccessary deaths in nhs and not one resignation. Labour want to continue to make a killing in the nhs with their dodgy spin! What a bunch of Hunts they are!

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    It’s so bad it could me mistaken for a spoof,but it’s real.

  8. 8
    Chucky News says:

    Following my excellent twats yesterday about floods and fires in St Reatham and having fuck-all to do, here’s some more Chucky News exclusives;

    *** Mrs Halfpenny from 123 Acacia Avenue is watering her garden

    *** The 118 bus service is running 8 minutes late (but as they run every 8 minutes, you won’t be able to tell and Boris doesn’t want you to know this.)

    *** I am even more handsome than I was yesterday (when they got the camera angles wrong and forgot to powder my head) on the Brillo show.

    *** I really am the dog’s bollocks.

    That’s all for now. Off for a burger. More Twats next week.

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Fishy says:

    Another Labour fantasist.

  11. 11

    Dr Satan Ah Rook may be trying to confuse us here…

  12. 12
    Handyman says:

    One trusts you remembered to take the trash out before going for your tea?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    ” No third parties will be sent any of this data.”

    But we will qualify their data against ours.

  14. 14
    Man in the pub says:

    Surely a Berger?

  15. 15

    A beaver has been seen in the wild in Devon.

  16. 16
    Owen Jones (Live from Lords cricket ground) says:

    How about Peter Siddle bowls in oversized clown shoes to avoid future no balls?

  17. 17
    UKIP or bust says:

    Were some of the men and boys who fought in that war still around I wonder waht they would make of this posh little fucker being all ‘ironic’ (taking the piss) out of their lot.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    They are quite used to seeing what they fought for being given away.

  19. 19

    Never mind the foreplay get straight onto the halfpenny.

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Alan Milburn says Labour’s scaremongering campaign for an unreformed NHS will not win election…

“It would be a fatal mistake, in my view, for Labour to go into this election looking as though it is the party that would better resource the National Health Service but not necessarily put its foot to the floor when it comes to reforming. Look, reforms are not easy, but the Labour Party is not a conservative party. It should be about moving things forward not preserving them in aspic. You have got a pale imitation actually of the 1992 general election campaign, and maybe it will have the same outcome. I don’t know.”

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