July 2nd, 2013

REVEALED: Tape of What Boris Actually Said at Gay Pride Event

On LBC this morning Boris denied the charge that he joked “you can take your partner up the Arcelor” at a speech about gay pride last week.

“I did not say those words and I think any tape would readily confirm that.”

So what did he actually say? Guido has uncovered footage of the speech in question to clear up the mystery once and for all:

“…up the orbit”. All taken in jest by the audience…

Via @granttucker


  1. 1
    Ed B says:

    So what?


  2. 2
    Dr Evil says:

    Boris can get away with it and most probably murder too. Lesser men would be labelled as immature schoolboys. I see the gay priest phoning in also had a sense of humour bypass. It was a marvellous misquote though. The tiny gay minority currently wagging the straight dog are a humourless bunch.


  3. 3
    Mike Newland says:

    I trust Boris Johnson is personally participating in the full range of gay activities.

    He wants the votes does he not? Get stuck in Johnson.


    • 14
      rick says:

      The modern poitico will grovel to any group in order to get a vote – the Country will always come a poor second. Boris is also after the immigrant with his amnesty for illegals. I had hoped for more from Boris. Looks like there really is no alternative to UKIP.


      • 23
        Londoner says:


        Boris is a humbug. He’ll say anything to anyone. Tyr reconciling his vote-seeking views to his different audiences – the Muslims, the gays, the victims of criminality, the people of Chingford (he lied about important local planning issues), the business community, the illegal immigrants, and you will find as much bullshit as Ken Livingstone ever came out with.


        • 27
          Lord Sir Domly Dom says:

          Sad but true. Boris should stick to getting laughs on “HIGNFY” with his verbose baffoonery.


  4. 4
    NotaSheep MaybeaGoat says:

    Boris truly is a funny guy. The audience laughed, it was a largely gay audience. Get a grip people.


    • 15

      Zeitgeist is about rude physicists and offended minorities.

      Boris did not say up the Arcelor.

      Hawking did say philosophy is dead.


    • 16
      Everyone in Chingford says:

      Boris is a dishonest twat. He’ll say anything to curry favour with his audience du jour and then go off and do the complete opposite.


      • 20

        You are Victor Meldrew and I claim my £5.


        • 32
          Everyone in Chingford says:

          People who think that it is boring to know the truth about what a liar an elected politician is are really wasting their time coming on a site like this.

          Boris is a liar. No amount of trying to distract people from that fact will change it.


      • 53
        Dr Evil says:

        Oh, you mean like a politician?


    • 29
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      I’ve got a grip or should that be a gripe?

      I’m sick to death of the anti caucasian, straight male bashing that the Politcos and media love to take part in, just to push their neo liberal credentials to the minority whilst neglecting the majority.


  5. 5
    Every little helps... says:

    I like it up the fruit aisle.


    • 9
      This is the end of the world as we know it. Now, giveme my £10000 rise says:

      Where’s haggy Harriet when you need here


  6. 7
    Mrs.Every little helps... says:

    … and the seasonal aisle as well.


    • 10
      F.Howerd says:

      Have you ever been taken up the Oxo tower Mrs?


      • 39
        Mrs.Every little helps... says:

        Yes, and I remember one wonderful time when Mr. Every Little Helps teated me to a very long trek up the Trossachs. And I can reveal that absolutely nothing was worn under his kilt.


  7. 11
    Let's be mature says:

    Homosexual priests are an obscene profanity to many Christian people.


    • 40
      Richard Dawkins is a liberal appeaser, and gives far too much respect to nutters says:

      So, lets get this right. Bowing your head and muttering under your breath to a magical sky fairy, who nature and existence have no need for and has no evidence for in any shape or form, is normal and logical behaviour, and having people whose job it is to orchestrate the whole pantomime is an acceptable thing for a grown up to do, but being wired from birth to have sexual feelings for others of the same gender is….. an obscene profanity.

      And we wonder why the world is so f√cked up.

      Religious logic= oxymoron


  8. 12
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Why do blokes who shove up things each other’s orifice’s get so sensitive over a form of words ?? Just farseical farcical.


    • 19
      AL MURRAY says:

      You mean “Faecical”


    • 47
      Jack Ketch says:

      “Gay” was the preferred expression in the 18th century for back-street prostitutes of both sexes and of the clientele of “Molly Houses”. When male homosexual acts were made illegal after the continued scandals of the corruption of young boys by prominent members of society, the word became “code” for rent-boys while the “code” for their patrons was “confirmed bachelor”.
      Funnily enough the Sodomites, Buggers, pederasts and players of the pink oboe like to refer to those not in their club as “Straight” rather than “normal”–my dictionary still quotes the opposite of “Straight” as “Bent”.


  9. 13
    AL MURRAY says:

    It’s Not Normal !


    • 26
      Wurzel says:

      I always considered ‘Normal’ to be as in the majority, though statistics these days may make us wonder if we are normal.


  10. 17
    AL MURRAY says:

    No more six week summer holidays for school kids !
    I assume the Westminster children have yet again exempted themselves from this rule for the little people


  11. 24

    Too little carbon will cause the end of our world, not too much:


    Keep building those windmills though!


  12. 30
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Doing the old Max Miller “let THEM fill in the blanks” ploy, eh? Max Miller, that old honey swockey molly ponce? (“Steady on, mate, he MAY have been a ponce, but I don’t know about ‘molly’– seemed manly enough to me…”)

    I would expect nothing less from a man named Johnson, whose own surname, heaven knows, is its own punch line half the time.


  13. 33
    The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

    This weekend I am holding a “Proud to be Heterosexual” Carnival in my back garden.


  14. 34
    Dweeb says:

    Nothing can beat the Sun headline “Elton takes David up the aisle”.


  15. 36
    Donny says:

    Boris , “Give illegals amnesty.”

    What part of illegal do you not understand you foolish fat fumbling fop?

    Votes for passports.


    • 38
      FoI enquiry says:

      The assumption that entering the country illegally and remaining her are the only illegal things that illegal immigrants do is naive and for a politician the height of irresponsibility.


  16. 37
    Dom Ramos says:

    Is that The Arcelor of the Exchequer?


    • 50
      Tall Tails. says:

      is mittal pittal?
      russian innit.
      the longtail of humiliation.
      so for gold…
      humiliate yourselves, boyo.
      gold is a metal…..ma’s tail…….so ma’s tail is a petal.
      thanks pet.


  17. 51

    Or bite innit?


  18. 54
    A Fat Turk says:

    We Like Boris he is on of us, a Fat Turk. He will let us into your country as soon as he is PM.


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