June 5th, 2013

Labour Suspend Dissident Councillor

20 year-old Jake Morrison’s last ditch plea to Miliband to save his position in the party has fallen on deaf ears. Luciana Berger’s attempt to purge him yesterday has been successful:

It does seem particularly unfair that a young councillor just beginning his career in politics, who has given his life to the party, should be knifed merely because he had the temerity to stand up for himself rather than toe the party line. Even more so considering he was forced out by Berger, when surely a councillor should be accountable to his voters rather than his local MP. Dissenters have been warned…


  1. 1
    Ed's Balls says:

    He needs a Plan B

  2. 2
    Owen Jones says:

    He looks like Ben Mitchell from Eastenders.

  3. 3
    labour Martyr says:

    Given his life?

    Was it really worth dying for labour?

  4. 4
    Lucretia Burger says:

    See what happens to toy boys when they don’t satisfy my requirements, Chuka.

  5. 5
    Gordon says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  6. 6
    Everyone else says:

    Fight, lefty wankers, fight!

  7. 7
    Let The Guardian Media Group Pay It`s Taxes says:

    Luciana Berger is the face of the modern Labour party…no further comments are necessary.

  8. 8
    Chuka Umunna says:

    Once you go black you never go back.

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    acrb.png says:

    bit like when the chairman of young ukip got knifed for not toeing the line

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is she the one off Made in Chelsea?

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    The British Public says:

    A pair of deluded fake socialists arguing about who gets to tell which lies to the voters. Interesting in that is provides further evidence of the intolerance in the Labour Party, but on the whole, not a story. Just the left behaving to type.

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    Mr Speaker (take it from me they are all wankers) Bercow says:

    Wake up to the fact while you are young Jake.The LibLabCon party machine is shit.
    Stand as an independent,a green, even the ‘Respect party’ if you must but not them c*nts.

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    No one labours in labour anymore says:

    So posh wealthy Londoner gets working class Scouser sacked. How times have changed within the Labour Party.

  14. 14
    UAF & Hope Not Hate says:


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    Think Hard says:

    Labour, Dictatorial as ever ! what is wrong with this young man,he seems reasonably intelligent ? so why be in the Labour/Communist Party.

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    JH2902390423-0 says:

    Who the fuck does this trash think he is, dissing MC Chukky’s girlfriend?

    What a bunch of metropolitan elite wankers. Up the workers, etc.

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    Jake the Peg says:

    And to think I got circumscribed for her as well. She’s not milfy at all.

  18. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is he a bigot?

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    Robin Friday says:

    To be fair he does have a stupid haircut.

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    Abu Jihad says:

    Kill all the unbelievers!

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    Alex Salmond's Fat Belly says:

    20 years old and describes himself “Labour through and through”?

    I would purge him as well.

  22. 22
    John Bercow says:

    Phwoar, she’s gorgeous!

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    Jake Morrison says:

    Dear Ed Miliband MP,

    Thursday 5th May 2011 was the proudest day of my life. I had just got elected as a Councillor for Wavertree Ward on Liverpool City Council. I was the youngest ever councillor in Liverpool, and beat Lib Dem Lord Storey who had served for 38 years. You called me on the Friday afternoon – to my absolute surprise – to congratulate me on my election win.
    When I decided to stand for election, I was a 17 year old lad from Walton Road in Kirkdale, Liverpool. I went to a state school and had dropped-out from sixth form, with average GCSE results a few months before. I grew up, and still live in, a poverty stricken area – with a great sense of community. Both my parents were unemployed, and had split up when I was younger. I spent over 18 months working for The Royal Liverpool Hospital as a Healthcare Assistant before I got elected. None of my family have ever been anyone who is anyone in the Labour Party or wider politics – they are completely disengaged from politics all together.
    In April I announced to the Labour Group in Liverpool and Wavertree branch members, that I would not be seeking re-selection in 2015. I painted half a picture, to leave with dignity. After this, there has been numerous smear tactics used to try and force me out sooner – to cause a by-election, and this has been orchestrated by Luciana Berger. I have knocked on members doors, who have told me that less than 48 hours after announcing I was stepping down, Luciana and Sheila Murphy had telephoned them to convince them I needed to go sooner rather than later. Luciana, Sheila and Cllr Helen Casstles had all also called the Chief Whip, to urge him to put it to me that I needed to resign – which happened just 3 days after I had made the announcement. I even had to call in the Regional Director to confirm I could stay until 2015.
    As Leader you have made it very clear that you would like to see a more representative parliament. Here we have in Luciana, a privately educated MP from London, who has came to Liverpool and made my life unbearable. At every opportunity Luciana has undermined me, rather than supported. This is in contrast to other MPs, most supportively Maria Eagle, who even offered me a post in her constituency office working part-time, which was perfect.
    Luciana Berger’s arrival to this City was not a comfortable one. It was covered in questions and claims of parachuting in candidates from London. And do you know what – I still campaigned every single day during the long campaign in the Wavertree constituency. I worked shifts on the wards in the Royal Liverpool Hospital, I would go to Labour HQ after an early shift, or before a late shift, and do as much or as little as I could offer.
    Ed, I have put my heart and soul in to serving the people of Wavertree. In February 2012 you even recognised this, in a speech to Labour Youth Conference. I am comfortable saying that I really do believe I have made a positive difference for people in Wavertree. I have worked to bring back a sense of community, pulling people together – while also dealing with specific personal issues. It is suffice to say that if I wasn’t receiving this treatment from Luciana and her team, I would be absolutely determined to carry on.
    I have attached for your information, the complaint that Luciana has sent to me, the Liverpool Labour Group Leader & Chief Whip.
    I would much rather prefer to be putting my time and energy in to working for the people of Wavertree, than pleasing the local MP. I trust that the people of Liverpool will judge my work by what they can see.
    As Luciana is a member of the Parliamentary Labour Party, and a Shadow Junior Minister, I would absolutely urge you to interject and put an end to this nonsense once and for all. I can’t believe that as someone who was a keen UNISON rep, and principled Labour member, I feel pushed out of the LABOUR PARTY. I will not be resigning my membership of the party, but I appreciate that because I have went public with this issue, disciplinary procedures may need to take place. But I can only try and assure you that this was the final straw, and I could take no more.
    With Regards,
    Jake Morrison

    Cllr Jake Morrison
    Labour Councillor for Wavertree Ward
    Liverpool City Council
    M: 07527 619 125

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    Jack Harman says:

    That’s all women short lists for you.

  25. 25

    “I could ha spared a better man (although I can’t think who, off the top of my head)” – Captain Ben Avery

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    Labour the Instigators of the Age of The Great Debt says:

    Made in Roma more like it.

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    UAF & Hope Not Hate says:

    (A tumbleweed drifts by)

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    It's a phase says:

    He is young enough to grow out of it.

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    a non says:

    How do you toe the party line when the party ain’t got one or is rapidly going round in circles? [ to eventually disappear in it’s own blank sheet of paper]

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    Anon says:

    Shame Labour hasn’t been “through and through” for years :(

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    Colonialist says:

    Jungle bunnies are the best hoppers.

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    Luciana Berger says:

    From: BERGER, Luciana (luciana.berger.mp@parliament.uk)
    Sent: 31 May 2013 12:34:17
    To: Morrison, Jake (Councillors) (Jake.Morrison@liverpool.gov.uk)
    Cc: joe.anderson@liverpool.gov.uk (joe.anderson@liverpool.gov.uk); Dean, Alan (Alan.Dean@liverpool.gov.uk)

    Dear Jake

    I understand from your tweets that you have been knocking on members’ doors. As you will be aware from the many emails that Sheila has sent you, and which you have sadly ignored, we have had a training session with Arnie Graf from which the Wavertree CLP Members’ ID scheme was launched, and we now have a very comprehensive agreed script and process. Indeed we went out on Tuesday with an Old Swan councillor to start the activity off, and which was very successful.

    You have not replied to any of the emails confirming your availability for the summer campaign which includes member engagement. You have not visited the office to collect a copy of the script, which includes a list of all the forthcoming CLP events which we are inviting members to. You have not engaged with the constituency in some time and have chosen not to discuss your facebook/twitter resignation announcement with either the officers of the CLP, branch, your co councillor or indeed myself.

    Of the 14 Labour councillors in the Wavertree Constituency you are the only one who chooses not to engage with my office, or get involved with our constituency activities. I have also had a number of complaints raised with me about your behaviour and action with regard to the Heygreen school going into special measures and the MANWEB field.

    I am copying in Joe and Alan Dean by way of a formal complaint about your behaviour and your complete lack of team work and respect for other members.

    I would appreciate a response

    Luciana Berger
    Labour and Co-operative MP for Liverpool Wavertree
    Shadow Minister for Energy and Climate Change

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    The British Public says:

    Fuck off, scumbag

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    Wise Words says:

    He’s better off out, he’ll realise that in a bit. Never give in to bullies. Always tell them to eff off.

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    The Frankfurt School says:

    The UAF are our favourite useful idiots.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    SHE looks like Ed Miliband in drag, in that photo at any rate.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    What possible life experiences could this spotty faced, left-wing loon bring to his job as a councillor!

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    Anonymous says:

    You mean it doesn’t come off.

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    JH2902390423-0 says:

    You are using Latin characters; the Romans were notorious slavers.

    So you are racist and fascist and probably sexist too.

    If you are a bird Comrade Delta should discipline you.

  40. 40
    Tristram Hunt MP (stoke) says:

    Has anyone seen where all of the Stoke Labour funds have gone?
    It’s all gone I tell you.

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    Owen Jones (Aged 8) says:

    That’s what I was thinking.

  42. 42

    Dirty deeds, and they’re done dirt cheap…

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    Labour = National Socialism says:

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    Anonymous says:

    He has a rather punchable face.

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    Diane Lobott says:

    Question for Berger.

    Which team does Wayne Rooney play for?
    And , to keep your seat, but no conferring, which side did he play for before that?

    Here’s a clue. Wayne Rooney is a footballer.

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    Unintended Consequences says:

    Feel for this guy: Great achievement at such a young age.

    Seriously: This is not a good day for democracy.

    Jake should take this one at face value and perhaps consider defecting to UKIP.

    He is still young, so options are open. However, he will realize that those options are being rapidly reduced by the immigration problem and other moronic policies being implemented at local and national level: A flavor of which he has just tasted.

    Jake: Go to a party which would value you, allow you to grow.

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    Anonymous says:

    She is.

  48. 48
    John Bercow says:

    fucking stunner! i’d shtup if i weren’t a raging homo.

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    Labour the Instigators of the Age of The Great Debt says:

    Poor f_cker! Don’t agree with his politcs, but if any party forces out rank and file like this it’s doomed. Just proves all three main parties are about the elite and the facade of party democracy is just that. Millibean will cover himself with shame on this just watch spineless twat take the side of the Italian bint.

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    She certainly looks like an RSP in that photo.

  51. 51
    Lucretia Burger says:

    You’ll squeak when I tread on you as well, my little cockroach.

  52. 52

    Liverpool should start taking the Sun again and banning Labour.

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    Wise Words says:

    Bit long, but he seems to have a genuine grievance. Shouldn’t come to the Labour party expecting principles and fair treatment, silly boy.

  54. 54
    The British Public says:

    Don’t worry Jake, we will destroy the Labour Party for you.

  55. 55
    Raving Loon says:

    What did he do “wrong” and why do we care?

    Labour are no longer the party of the workers, they are the party of welfare and handouts. People vote Labour to safeguard their giro.

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:


    We weren’t the ones who changed our lives. In secrecy our politicians changed our lives. Without ever being asked about our opinion, we were forced into a society of multiculture and extreme mass immigration which has never functioned anywhere or anytime. Like guinea pigs we were thrown into a gigantic social and demographic laboratory experiment without any possibility of getting away. We were told that we were supposed to feel enriched. Otherwise we were racists.

  57. 57
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That’s no skin off MY nose, old sod.

  58. 58
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Don’t lie. Labour HATE british people.

  59. 59
    Harriet Dromey says:

    Anyone notice Harpic’s bizarre sequence of facial expressions during PMQs today?

  60. 60
    Black and White Minstrels says:

    We used to scrub up nicely.

  61. 61
    Superintendant Cash(News of the World) says:

    Arrests have been made in Stoke and more are to follow.
    We will wipe Labour out.

  62. 62

    Remote Serial Port?

  63. 63
    Luis Suarez says:

    He looks delicious, have him sent round with a tossed salad.

  64. 64
    Luciana Berger calls Labour councillor a LIAR says:

    “Cllr Morrison’s allegations are completely untrue,”


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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:


    After briefly looking at HNH’s stated motivation, we discuss HNH’s ‘dialogue’ with supporters, pointing to the absurdity of any pretence this is a genuine grass-roots organisation. Next we probe HNH’s tendentious ‘History of UKIP’, and misrepresentation of what UKIP supporters actually believe. Then, we look at two explanations for HNH dishonesty: first, the political past/ideology of head honcho Nick Lowles, and second, HNH’s position as hirelings of the DCLG, and therefore servants of the political establishment rocked by UKIP. Finally, a few comments on what anti-racists in UKIP and elsewhere should, and should not, do.

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    I wonder what Chucky, Sion and Euan Blair saw in her? says:

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    Ed Miliband's Boss says:

    McCluskey Says:
    Put Berger in charge of a policy committee for policy on the NHS or Transport or Relations with EU countries or plead for her to made Ambassador to Argentina.

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    Wyle Cop says:


    No-one should have “a career in politics”. He should grow up, have a few jobs in the real world and come back in 20 years’ time when he can truly represent people.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have Hope not Hate smeared him as some sort of fascist-racist yet?

  70. 70
    Berger says:

    Is it Boston Red Sox?

    And before that Mumbai?

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Depends, the cadres need to be kept on their toes he has the making of a young Strelnikov, I’d reverse the purge into the established party team and clear them out let this one run for a while with some power see how he does, at least let him have a few locals shot and the rest off to the Gulag.

  72. 72

    The batteries in her vibrator produced a power spike?

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    Me and Mrs Jones says:

    Are you having your socialist friends over after school tomorrow? only I’m going over to Madge’s and I don’t want you boys fighting over the who’s the most progressive again.

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    Why do black men wear baggy trousers says:

    Tel Aviv actually.

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    Tosspot says:

    Labour / Communism has never tolerated free speech, individuals with original thought are ( as displayed here ) not tolerated in a Union Controlled Political Party. How many Freedoms did we loose under Blair ?

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    CITIZEN JACK says:


    You seem to be a decent guy

    You should now realise that the Labour Party has been taken over by Bling Bling Hampstead Operators who are the puppets of the Hampstead Hedgies who made millions out of the Blair Mandelson Ponzi Scheme

    Thet do not give a flying fuck abour ordinary people such as you

    That is why they parachute the likes of Luciana Berger and Arnie Graf who are metrosexual imposters on you

    Tell them to fuck off and found an honesrt which cares about people

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    He still has time to grow up and get a brain

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    sub says:

    in high heels?

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    Chuka Umunna says:

    White trash!

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    Wayne Rooney says:

    To be fair, I could go for her even had she never heard of football. A bit on the young side for me, I’ll admit, but give her a few years…

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    Wyle Cop says:


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    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    The European Commissioners tell the UK party leaders what to do and think, they tell their MP’s what to do and think and they in turn tell their councillors what to do and think. It’s only fair and very simple to understand.
    Everything else is just fluff.

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    Jimmy says:

    “who has given his life to the party”

    He stood for Council. Get a grip.

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Just tell her it’s Boca Juniors – she’ll probably say “Ah yes, of course”.

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    Dr Finklestein says:

    In my opinion,inappropriate grinning and gurning are classic symptoms of Browns syndrome.

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    JH2902390423-0 says:

    Fighting over who gets to eat the soggy biscuit more like.

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    His Highness the President of 'Ull says:

    Yep. If he get’s a job as a Cabin Boy for a couple of years, then Dave will welcome him into the Toryboys Club.

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    Anonymous says:

    Local jobs for local people!

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    Chuka's greasy pole tax says:

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Teenage tantrum, with dreadful grammar.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Comrade Stalin’s methods live on in the “progressive” party.

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    Lucretia Berger says:

    Who are you calling big nose you spotty little 4 eyed git. LOL

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    Me and Mrs Jones says:

    I wouldn’t know dear.
    I have heard owen saying he likes to suck on a teabag..Sounds a bit mucky doesn’t it.

    Oh, and Owen…You stay away from that Lucinda. Mrs Vine says her whole class has knits.

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    Ronnie Cohen says:

    I beg your pardon

    I would not be seen dead in Hampstead

    It’s champagne in Monte Carlo for us now

  95. 95
    Ray Romano says:

    “Everybody Loves Edward”?

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    Beware of the dark side says:

    Turning on one of your younglings Jimmy Skywalker?

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    Liverpool says:

    You stand up for yourself, son. You’ll never regret it.

    Berger isn’t fit to lick dog shit off your shoes.

  98. 98

    So where did he keep his vibrator then?

    No! Hold on! I do not wish to know…

  99. 99
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Are you a pederast?

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    >party of welfare and handouts.

    To politically connected business as well as vote selling feckless layabouts.

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    A nincumpoop says:

    Parachute Luciana in and then do what the scousers say?

    You’re avin a larf!

  102. 102
    Lucretia Burger says:

    Shaddup n’ lick harder

  103. 103
    Tony 'Money Bags' Blair says:

    That’ll be due to the education, education, education, he was given.

  104. 104

    Eddie let one get away from him, and Harri rather liked it?

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Aha, a take on the who was Shanks question she couldn’t answer.

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    The price of mindBleach just spiked.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Gottle of gear

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    JH2902390423-0 says:

    Is he a splitter?

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    Food standards agency says:

    We have found evidence that this Berger contained Chuka Meat.

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    Jake the Peg says:

    I said brown nose, Beloved

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Not being a brass either probably doesn’t help.

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    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    You can’t join an organisation, refuse to do everything they ask, and then act surprised when they show you the door.

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    Davidc says:

    In his place I would resign as a councillor and put myself forward to the local electorate as someone they had elected to represent them but who has been forced out by a ‘middle class londoner’ parachuted in by labour HQ

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    Look at the lips on that one. says:

    Especially if it’s a commando drop.

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    Lady Harriet Hairpin says:

    The truth is that I cannot stand these two Eds

    One is power crazed and unhinged

    The other is still waiting for his testicles to drop

    Oh dear

    I think I will join my relatiins in the House of Lords

    And leave mu Temster husband to deal with the Eds

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Liverpool MP’s? I can name Ms Berger but keep forgetting she’s local.

    Or others past and present? David Alton, Bessie (Winston you’re drunk!) Braddock
    and er. er, – sorry, off the top of my head can’t think of any others.

    Oh yes, Kilroy Silk?

    I can think of a couple of Wallasey ones – Ernest Marples and Linda Chalker. Doubt if Wallasey will ever see another Nasty Party MP.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    Can’t be arsed to watch all that – is there an open crotch shot?

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    Mr/s dromey (all woman) says:

    You should re-word that: You can’t join an organisation, like labour, and have a mind of your own.

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    Honest voter says:

    I would not like to meet this women in an unlight street at night

  121. 121
    Diana Abott says:

    That’s what I keep trying to tell the members of my community.

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    Lard presclot the waiter turnd lord (who was against Lords) says:

    Would that be ‘pork meat’ by any chance?

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    Honest voter says:

    Luciana is the Labour Party’s answer to Rebekah Brooks

    Both are evil witches

  124. 124
    Lenin says:

    We learned much of what we needed to know from the Labour Party before the Russian revolution

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    young councillor Jake Morrison says:

    I’m free of these known better orders.

    Help needed for my other political colleagues.

    Any suggestions

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Nigel Farage MEP
    @NewsSkynews poll shows that 51% of people agree with @UKIP policy and 49% agree with Lib Lab Con

    UKIP majority!

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    Well Done says:

    Well done. Never given to these Man Utd followers.

  128. 128
    Tesco Quality Control says:

    We found there was horse as well

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    Berger King says:

    I’ll have a Luciana Burger and large lies, please

  130. 130
    Col Nut says:

    And photoshop Lucretia onto page 3 in a suitable pose.

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    Ed Millipede says:

    We just want their votes we don’t actually want to be in the same room as them! I mean most of them don’t even have a hedge fund FFS!

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    No mention of what political party they were supporting.

    therefore Labour.

  133. 133
    Lenin says:

    They will when they get round to it. It’s in the plan.

  134. 134
    Ed Millipede says:

    It is honker worse than mine!

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    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    The Presclot PAth?

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    Col Nut says:

    An electric chair would suit her.

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    Jimmy says:

    No idea what any of it’s about, but he seems a bit whiney.

  138. 138
    Ed Millipede says:

    Not as many as you will under me!

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    Tosspot says:

    How can we judge a Suicide Bomber as being less radical than you, is their sacrifice just as deluded as yours, have you noticed how many Imams have blown themselves up for their beliefs, do you really think in the scheme of things, your efforts matter to any one except you. Cannon fodder is expendable young Man, I am afraid this life has lessons to be learned around each corner… every one is in it for themselves.

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    Ed Millipede says:

    I’ve had dinner with both of them

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    As the sainted William Shankly might tell Luciana Berger, for a lad like little Jakey, the Labour Party isn’t a matter of life and death– it’s far more important than that!

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    Ed Millipede says:

    Quite right one of my father’s people

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    Col Nut says:

    There’d be enough over for a pot of Scouse as well, halal of course.

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    Ed Millipede says:

    My nose is smaller

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    Maqboul says:

    Unlike Berger who has given her life to party… er… to the Party.

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    Oi! says:

    Luciana Berger is a chip of Marx’s genetic block(in many senses).

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    Murray Walker says:


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    Democracy Now says:

    He has no need to resign as a councillor. He should carry on being a councillor until the next election like he said he would. He is not a ‘delegate’.

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    Jack says:

    This says it all

    Three l i z a r d s fucking up the Labour Party, hopefully for good…

    The Guardian

    “In autumn 2010 Graf got a call from Maurice Glasman, who had just been made a lord by Miliband, in recognition of his community organising work. Glasman told Graf he should move to the UK and start working with Labour’s new leader: “I wasn’t paying attention to UK politics,” says Graf. “My first question was: ‘Who’s Ed Miliband?’ When he [Glasman] explained, I said: ‘I’m honoured, but you’re crazy.'””

    I wouldn’t buy a second hand car from Arnie Graf

    Nor from Miliband, Glasman, Glasman or Berger”

    That makes four l i z a r d s BTW

    Worthy of gutter politics in Chicago….


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    The Labour Front Bench says:

    I bet this young upstart has never even travelled first class, let alone drunk champagne at the taxpayers’ expense.

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    The Labour Back Bench says:

    Where the hell is Gordon?

  152. 152
    Joe the Builder says:

    I will provide you with the ladder Squeaker

    Free of charge

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    Tulisa says:

    and a large COKE innit x

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    Johnny Norfolk says:

    Another privately educated labour MP. Dont do as I do do as I say.

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    Jake says:

    I’m Labour through and through. Just take me back I know how to spend other peoples money until it runs out. I know how to fuck a countries economy completely.
    Just take me back please please.

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    Maqboul says:

    He looks like a working class geek who went to comprehensive; the sort of trash not wanted by the modern, slick, stylish, privately educated Labour Party. All they need from his sort is his vote and his subservience.

    Let’s see if the people of Liverpool really do stand by their own.


  157. 157
    Jimmy says:

    Or maybe a junior steward on a ship and end up second in command like Prescott, dopey twat grow up!

  158. 158
    Penfold says:

    Uncle Joe would be pleased.

    As for Jake he should be glad there are no Gulags or Siberia, as Berger would no doubt want him dealt with severely for being a splittist and proto-dissentient.

    No doubt Len will look to extract his further humiliation.

    Jake should now appeal to his voters, this is the unacceptable face of central political controls.

  159. 159
    M102 says:

    I was hoping for a Sharon Stone moment. Alas

  160. 160
    Chuka Ummana says:

    Look at him with his cheap suit and Timex watch dissin me bitch.

  161. 161
    Will says:

    The labour party has been doing this for ages purging those who do not agree with it. the local people elected him lucricia was parachuted in. Lucercia don’t worry one day you will find yourself out of favour and you day will come. If I was him I would stand as an independant

  162. 162
    Gordon Ramsay says:

    A beef with berger.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:


  164. 164
    The trash says:

    It’s a genuine Casio.

  165. 165
    Ali G says:

    Is it because he is white?

  166. 166
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Looks like she’s just taken a large dose of “purge” herself!!

  167. 167
    Brian Williams says:

    He could join UKIP if he’s got any sense.

  168. 168
    JH2902390423-0 says:

    I thought being whiney was pretty much what being a socialist is all about. How come he didn’t fit in?

  169. 169
    JH2902390423-0 says:

    Luciana has expertly worked the slippery penises pole that leads to success in the modern Labour party.

  170. 170

    Labour are the nasty party

    Everything has to be centrally controlled because Ed Millioinaireband knows exactly what is best for us all and we should not be trusted to do anything exceot line his pockets (just like Blair, Brown and Mandelson)

  171. 171
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  172. 172
    M says:

    Freedom of speech band in the labour party

  173. 173
    Loo-seat arna says:

    Is it true that this Berger bint is truly a bitch in wolf’s clothing?

  174. 174
    Rogan Joshua says:

    Anybody from my neck of the woods who votes for this jumped up little prick needs to give their head a wobble.

    The pothole pointing star trek loving asexual cock.

    TWO Labour councillors, suspended since the autumn, have had been reinstated.

    Clr Hitesh Patel (Great Sankey South) and Clr Chris Vobe (Culcheth, Glazebury and Croft), the son of MP Helen Jones, were told the news last week.

    Clr Vobe was interviewed by police but was not charged after prosecutors said there was a lack of public interest in the case, He did not want to comment, but the Guardian understands he was pleased with the outcome.

    A spokesman for the Warrington North Labour party said: “ “Cllr Chris Vobe has been entirely exonerated of any wrongdoing and leaves this matter behind with an unblemished record. Any ‘suspension’ was entirely administrative, and in place merely until enquiries were concluded.

    “The eventual outcome was never in doubt. Clr Vobe has never been suspended from membership of the party and has continued to sit as a Labour councillor.

    Which does not tie in with what the CPS said.

    The Crown Prosecution Service said there was enough evidence to charge Warrington Labour councillor Chris Vobe, but it was not in the public interest to do so.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    He needs to get a proper job. A councillor at age 20? What experience of life can he have?

  176. 176
    Educated under Labour says:

    “I have went”?

  177. 177
    Owen says:

    Hasn’t worked for me yet. Mum says my voice will drop soon and it’ll be bye-bye to the nappies and dummy.

  178. 178
    Tom O'beseson says:

    She is a crap MP anyway. So labour is still the bullying party?

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Simple solution Join UKIP kid.

  180. 180
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    No, only the white English.

  181. 181
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    They’re all bigots in the Layabout party.

  182. 182
    Davidc says:

    By being re elected against the ‘official’ labour candidate, it sticks it to the national and local party

  183. 183
    Bloke says:

    Yeah it is. I would.

  184. 184
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    But is he sensible enough? If he’d had any sense, he’d never have joined them in the first place.

  185. 185
    Ranter says:


    The useless little Trot can fuck off and go and get a proper job instead of aiming for a life of political troughing. What a tedious pair. UP THE WORKERS!

  186. 186
    free dog says:

    What does Golden Retriver Harrison think of bad doggy Jake Morrison disobedience to Luciana Belle Berger commands.

    Keep of the lead.

  187. 187
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    When you consider what happened during the Third Reich and in the Soviet empire (not to mention the Layabout party’s anti-semitism), you’d think that Red Sea Pedestrians would give statist politics a very wide berth.

  188. 188
    Church Court says:

    Brooks plead Not Guilty my Chaplin

  189. 189
    Is it me me me ? says:

    In his letter “I” features 234 times out of a total of 748 words .Says it all really.

  190. 190
    John Prescott says:

    I will have 3 lots of 69 before lunch in my office please Tracey Temple.

  191. 191
    Berger says:

    or been out of Liverpool

  192. 192
    Burg(h)ers are bad for you - especially those parachuted in from afar with no knowledge of their con says:

    Quite right. Now perhaps he might take his head out of his backside and go out and find out what the real world is all about. He should thank his lucky stars for this early escape.

  193. 193
    pecially those parachuted in from afar with no knowledge of their constituency says:

    ran out of space…

    There, that’s better

  194. 194
    Disenfranchised von Anfield says:

    The voters who voted him into office to act on their behalf should be round kicking her office door in (as a start!)

  195. 195
    Chairman Mao says:

    What a great fucking recommendation for your poxy party that comment amounts to

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    No mention of who they are.

    Therefore parkies.

  197. 197
    Disenfranchised von Anfield says:

    It is well known that 4 x 2s always expect things for free. Just make sure you count the rungs when (if) you ever get it back.

  198. 198
    Disenfranchised von Anfield says:

    I bet his dad voted Labour too!

  199. 199
    Ever Tony Yun says:

    My thoughts entirely. Looks and sounds like a typical ‘Pool fan.

  200. 200
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Unfortunately for him he’s got a face just made for bullying. He looks like Alfred E Neuman from Mad magazine.

  201. 201
    Hugh Jampton says:

    More like Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria than Joseph Vasarianovitch IMHO

  202. 202
    Ever Tony Yun says:

    Not given, rather ‘subjected to’ by his favourite individuals in the, guess what?, Labour Party.

    Perhaps a quick lobotomy at his hospital might help sort his head out.

  203. 203
    Ever Tony Yun says:

    .. whereas lots of other people might.

    … Result??

  204. 204
    Ever Tony Yun says:

    Raspberry and Salmon Pasty (like they serve at Anfield)?

  205. 205
    Cumkwot says:

    She’d suck him up and cough him out.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    You said that under a different monikers further up. He’s a kvnt. Get over it.

  207. 207
    Eva Peron's nanny says:

    Oi, senor, you can’t unload all your rubbish on us you know!

  208. 208
    Matilda says:

    More pertinent is how many did we actually retain!

  209. 209
    Matilda says:

    Most of them speak Urdu Di, not pidgin Jamaican.

  210. 210
    Matilda says:

    You are really stretching the bounds of language by using that word beginning with ‘e’.

  211. 211
    Heavens to Betsy!! says:

    You mean Uncle Len will give him a “job”?

  212. 212
    Heavens to Betsy!! says:

    Guido, please ask Keir Starmer why it was not in the public interest. Such cases always stir public interest far more than the routine stuff that goes on in courts up and down the land every day. How much did this pointless and fruitless investigation cost us?

    PS When is Starmer due to retire/resign?

  213. 213
    Stick it to them says:

    Join UKIP.
    Before too long, many more will be doing the same in Liverpool.

  214. 214
    Prawn crisp says:

    That sounds rather like the questions asked off Stephen Nolan, who was boasting of his newly acquired Man Utd season ticket…

    Complete this famous front line…Best, Charlton and……
    Name the manager before Sir Alex

    Hadn’t a clue!

  215. 215
    Hayek's da man says:

    Election fraud?

    A Labour

    B Links to parts of the world where election fraud is common.

  216. 216
    Professional liverpudlian says:

    What’s the name of that plank of an MP who has the Paul McCartney haircut

  217. 217
    Jim says:

    What’s the point working for those tosspots anyway.

  218. 218
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Wasn’t Beria a serial rapist?

  219. 219
  220. 220

    Fink this young geez deserves a pat on the back. Go on my son you show ‘em.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    She is indeed a chosen one. Of the kind who slimily undermine democracies.

  222. 222
    suet says:

    Join UKIP: guaranteed headlines.

  223. 223
    Go Jake Go! says:

    Another one for Ukip!

  224. 224
    Eddie Yates says:

    he needs to go and get a proper job so he can learn how to cope with backstabbing and gossip etc in the work place oh and spend less time on his Xbox. Another fucking future “Professional” Politician. who will be telling us how he knows what we thick fuck red top readers are all going through in the next recession.
    Get a fucking job and stop moaning

  225. 225
    Ian Pine-Coffin says:

    Surely the senior executives of the Labour movement have a responsibility to curb the immature excesses of this young upstart. The party needs to trust the judgement of the mature and ‘battle hardened’ leaders such as Berger and Millibund.

    Otherwise, the opposition would become host to any old corrupt, self promoting, careerist, thieving, hypocritical, incompetent, intellectually bereft, self deluding, inadequate, sexually dysfunctional, dipsomaniac nobody.

    And we wouldn’t want that, would we?

  226. 226
    Just Saying says:

    I listened to Berger ranting on the World at One with the odious Carolyn Quinn and had to turn the radio off before I smashed it.
    Quinn gave Berger a full free rein to show how much of a hypocrite and arrogant and vile Berger is, and she also does not have a good voice.
    The 20 year old has learnt a hard lesson from this private school educated champagne socialist in the Harperson mould.
    I suggest he goes abroad and learns more of the real world and forget the Labour Party for at least 5 years.

  227. 227
    Jack the Ripper says:

    I WOULD love to meet this woman Berger on an unlit street at night.
    Seems I would be doing the country a favour.

  228. 228
    Red Ed Millibandwagon. says:

    Ve haf vays of making u do what we vant

  229. 229
    Red Ed Millibandwagon. says:

    Regular Slag Pot?

  230. 230
    Just Saying. says:

    Bessie Braddock was a legend in her time.
    No male or female Liebor MP has since got to her level of influence.

  231. 231
    Keir Starmer - CPS Head Honcho and beloved by BBC says:

    I am and always will be left wing, and will manage the CPS to the best of my ability to protect my comrades in the Labour Party, whether in Westminster or in local government.

  232. 232
    Ethel Purley of Purley says:

    The fucking bugle on that thing, she looks like a newly hatched pigeon, only not as appealing.

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

    lets see yours nobby

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