May 20th, 2013

Hunt Fires SpAd After Just Six Months

Guido understands that Jeremy Hunt has given his SpAd Sam Talbot-Rice, who only joined him in October 2012, the  heave-ho. Movements were afoot on Friday and now an Ed Jones is being drafted in to fill the gap. Guido believes he is a financial PR with a non-health background.

Sue Beeby will be on maternity leave again soon, but Guido is assured there will not be a return for Adam Smith…


142 Comments

  1. 1
    Paniagua v3 says:

    Awesome

    • 8
      Anonymous says:

      Now Huhne has gone, is their a bigger Hunt in parliament ?…

      He must be in the top ten piano wire favorites.

      • 44
        A whistle blower says:

        Has Talbot-Rice been given a gagging order?

        • 84
          hokikoki says:

          deep fried?

          • Ed Jones says:

            Ed Jones

          • Anonymous says:

            Hunt the cnut makes me want to throw up – met his sorts in my life, and they are twats. What do you say Major Sharpe?

            Fucking shithouse e is lads, never go into battle with that seasick bastard!

          • Hunt the Runt says:

            Don’t listen to this tosser lads and lassies, heard same before from such. If ever you go into battle with this cnut, I pity you, you will lose, and your life. Ey Major Sharpe? He’s a prize twat is Hunt the Runt.

          • Hunt the Runt says:

            whoopsie – yes, my name disappeared from the name box in the first post, but which post is better – FIGHT!

          • efrem zimbalist jr says:

            yes followed by a pearl necklace as parting shot .

          • Hunt the Runt says:

            What goes on between lads in the head is not my concern, as long as they can KILL!

    • 10
      SpAd Watch says:

      An often over used word, but in this case totally appropriate.

    • 21
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 27
      Labour is off it's ED says:

      This is dreadful news Absolutely awful! I feel like bursting into tears.

      Who the shit is this person?

      • 58
        Gonk says:

        A tragedy. I felt much the same on hearing the news about JLS.

        • 111
          efrem zimbalist jr says:

          I ‘d feel hyper mortified if it had been Ian Skunk an Spliff’s SPAD.

          Has he got one by the way and if so is he just a glorified dry cleaning collector ??

    • 34
      Sir William Waad says:

      Hunt: “You were warned that the treatment could have side effects. How is your toenail now, by the way?”

    • 74
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      Good news from France

      http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-05-20/most-dangerous-country-europe

      If there is any good news here it may be that Chateau Petrus may once again be affordable.

  2. 2
    Peter Whitelaw says:

    Cool

  3. 3
    Wyle Cop says:

    Who’s the bloke on the left?

  4. 4

    Bear faced effrontery!

    • 6
      Mrs Hunt says:

      He is just like a Panda bear.

      Eats shoots and leaves

    • 14
      SP4 BS says:

      Err. Do you think the thing on the right is a bear?

      I suppose you might have just ate the mouse and not listened to his bullshit.

      • 23
        David Cameron says:

        He had terrible teeth
        And terrible jaws,
        And
        And … Well that’s enough about Gordon.

      • 24

        Don’t get Gruffalo TV out here so I may not be right down and where it’s at on these important points of detail which I do realise are absolutely central to modern political life.

        • 39
          SP4 BS says:

          Although the BBC did do a version of it one christmas, its a book.

          I guess you haven’t had any small children to read to in recent years.

  5. 5
    Chris Huhne says:

    Gisa job.

  6. 9
    Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans, Crispin Blunt, Enoch Powell, Michael Portillo, Peter Lilley, Derek Laud says:

    We’re real butch! No girly men to see here!

  7. 11
    SP4 BS says:

    “an Ed Jones”

    Is that a bit like a John Doe that isn’t quite dead?

  8. 12
    David Cameron says:

    I would just like to clarify that when we refer to a “swivel eyed loony” we do of course mean Ed Balls.

    • 15
      Lord "Mad Marty" Feldman says:

      What, Ed balls the well known grass roots, Tory Party activist?

      • 18
        David Cameron says:

        Erm…no..I mean Ed Balls the fiscal, foaming, madman.

        Maybe there are two swivel eyed loonies called Ed Balls?

  9. 16
    Gordon the Gruffolo says:

    I love chips

    • 54
      Champagne Fountain says:

      And a few bottles of Moet & Chandon to wash them down with judging from the photo in a previous blog!

  10. 19
    SP4 BS says:

    I wonder. is the Gruffalo the perfect story to tell all Spads before bed time?

    No matter what your wildest imaginations or bullshit is, don’t worry, stick with it, it might all work out.

    • 36
      David Cameron says:

      I keep saying there’s no such thing as a Duffalo.

      • 46
        SP4 BS says:

        Astounding!

      • 121
        efrem zimbalist jr says:

        NO DAVEY … YOU’RE THINKING OF A DUFFEL BAG . THEY USED TO HAVE THEM WHEN YOU WERE AT PREP SCHOOL BUT NOW SUPERSEDED BY RUCKSACKS MAINLY USED TO BLOW PEOPLE AWAY

        DO KEEP UP …

  11. 20
    Alexsandr says:

    Why do we need these Spads anyway? I say get rid of em all. If ministers want a spad, they can pay em themselves.

  12. 24
    Sir William Waad says:

    Oh dear. A reformer goes. Is Hunt going native?

    Ed Jones the saxophonist, is it?

    • 123
      efrem zimbalist jr says:

      NO… I BELIEVE HE PLAYS THE FRENCH HORN

      OR AS THE GAULS REFER TO IT

      LA CORNE ANGLAIS.

      ( OR NEAR AS DAMMIT FENCH A BIT RUSTY )

  13. 28
    Sam Talbot-Rice says:

    Now where the fuck am I gonna find another job dressed like this?

  14. 29
    Call a SpAd a SpAd says:

    Can only assume that Talbot-Rice continually refused to get up to all kinds of naughty stuff while keeping his minister firmly in the dark…

  15. 31
    Dan Hodges says:

    Thank goodness he’s appointed Ed Jones and not Owen Jones.

  16. 32
    Liam Fox says:

    No woofters in our party! It’s perfectly normal to take a spad on honeymoon with you. We’re butch!

    • 57
      The East Window of Eton Chapel says:

      Just like all those Spartans! But poor Mr Dover the Classics Master found that this was no defense for his activities in gymnasium changing rooms.

  17. 33
    Owin Jones says:

    I see a red door and I want to paint it black.

  18. 37
    Jazzy Boy says:

    Working for Hunt shows a certain desperation. Times must be tough on the gravy train.

  19. 38
    Propaganda Watch says:

    On the issue of Loon Gate: Surprising how people haven’t learned from Pleb gate.

    Just because something sounds plausible doesn’t mean it is true.

    Any firm identification on who the source was ?

    And whether any of the reporters concerned have any connection at all with either UK or EU security services ?

    • 42
      The inner circle says:

      “And whether any of the reporters concerned have any connection at all with either UK or EU security services ?”

      Ha ha ha ha. You have to be kidding. They are lobby journalists.

      Oh that’s a good one. Ha ha ha ha ha

    • 55
      The East Window of Eton Chapel says:

      I understand the lobby is like the confessional unless of course you’re a ‘dirty old man’?

  20. 40
    Bill Quango MP says:

    HOC supplies have just sent up a swivel chair to the office.

    Is this some sort of joke?

    • 81
      Justin Thyme says:

      The bath chair will be up later, Sir – along with that commode thingy you ordered.

  21. 43
    Big Ben @ Mong O'Clock says:

    Ed Balls

  22. 45
    Paddy Power says:

    The money’s been going on Dave facing a leadership challenge and losing. Now PaddyPower make it 11/2 on each eventuality. 2/9 no challenge

    • 98
      Poofter Power says:

      Well, that will mean that bum-sex marriage will be his ever lasting legacy.

      Tony Blair’s legacy -> Iraq war based on falsehoods and lies (as instructed by Bilderberger)

      David Cameron’s legacy -> Legalisation of sodomy weddings based on false donctrine (as instructed by Bilderberger).

      I wish the Muslims every success in taking over this country. We get what we deserve.

      • 126
        efrem zimbalist jr says:

        WILL PADDY BE PAYING ALL LOSING STAKES BEFORE THE EVENT AS IS HIS WONT??

        THAT S HOW YOU BECOME AN IRISH MULTIMILLIONAIRE YOU KNOW

        EITHER THAT OR RUN A BURGEONINGLY PROFITABLE LOW COST AIRLINE THAT HAS GROWN EXPONENTIALLY BY KEEPING PASSENGERS IN THE DARK AND TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT FOR THE LAST TWENTY ODD YEARS

  23. 48
    • 53
      Behind the Times says:

      The Sun isn’t very bright. I blame global warming.

    • 78
      Population replacement is still a crime against humanity, according to the UN says:

      The majority of school aged, around 56% in London, are non-white.

      When they get older and start having children, scrub the ‘when they get older’ bit, they will outbreed natives by, on average, 3 to 1, so in the next generation, certainly long before 2031. The native British will be a minority in our own capital.

  24. 50
    The real Owen Jones says:

  25. 51
    The East Window of Eton Chapel says:

    Did he not like Eton Candle?

  26. 56
    ATOS says:

    Swivel Eyed Loon?

    = PASS.

  27. 62
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Too right, sack a few, keep them on their toes.

  28. 68
    Owen"Moishe" Jones says:

    Israeli-made “rebel” jeep shown on Syrian TV “has been decommissioned by the IDF for more than a decade” -

    • 71
      A Land Lord says:

      Just drop a neutron bomb on the place would free up some lovely real estate.

      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        That would be one way of preventing further settlements on Palestinian land.

        • 90
          Do you mean the Egyptians from Gaza or the Jordanians from the West Bank? says:

          Yeah, now all you need is to do is invent a Palestinian ‘people’. Oh wait……..

      • 104
        Xanadu says:

        Would that be an Olivia Neutron Bomb?

  29. 69
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    When will British Airways realise that babies belong in the hold?

    • 76
      Tessa Tickles says:

      I’d superglue them to the top of the wings (by the palms of their hands), so when you’ve got a window seat but there’s a wing blocking the view, instead of thinking, “crap, I’ve got nothing to look at for the next 5 hours,” you’d actually have the funniest sight in the whole world to look at.

    • 86
      Curly says:

      Damn right. Nobody in my cabin got a wink of sleep on a recent over-nighter from Singapore to LHR thanks to some spoilt 2 year old and its fawning-my-lovely-unique-little-poppet-can-do-no-wrong mother. My once 2 year old would have been given something to cry for if he had done that. All the kid needed was a good clip round the ear and and an instruction of no more noise until we land. There should be a separate soundproofed cabin right at the back where these pests can yell their little heads off without disturbing people who have paid a lot of money for some comfort on a long flight. I am told that cabin staff have been instructed not to chastise parents who allow their brats to scream all night.

      • 93
        2 Scottish Doctors says:

        We usually find half a tablet of a barbiturate is fine, but sometimes it’s tricky not to overdose.

        • 95
          and says:

          Justine Roberts from Mumsnet thinks Clarkson should be put in the hold.

          • Bazinga! says:

            She should go in the hold just for having a face like a smacked arse.

          • JH32489238490234 says:

            Well, whatever out progressive betters think is best for us.

            I’m sure her leftist open-neck-shirt wearing husband who has just happened to get a top job at the BBC would agree.

      • 132
        efrem zimbalist jr says:

        JUST LIKE THE PC SOCIETY CHASTISE ALL MOTHERS FOR “SCOLDING” THEIR KIDS IN THE SUPERMARKET…

        A KETTLE OF BOILING WATER OVER MY HEAD WHILST PLAYING UP ON AISLE 13 NEVER DID ME ANY HARM ….

        • 138
          Matilda says:

          A couple of years ago I went to the hospital to see a close relative who was undergoing a very serious operation. Just as I arrived I was informed that operation had been a success and the patient was now in the recovery room and would be moved into the the ICU where I could visit for a couple of minutes.

          Meanwhile in the corridor just outside the ICU door were a couple of 5 year olds who were running about and screaming at each other, balefully watched by a doting father.

          In my most polite voice I asked him very nicely to please control his kids as this was a hospital and not a playground and that there were seriously ill people just the other side of the door.

          He looked at me sadly and just said: “How can I do that?”

          I told him that if he wouldn’t or couldn’t do it, I would do it for him. No reaction, so in my very best harridan headmistressy voice, I pointed my finger at them and commanded the two brats to sit down, be quiet and that I did not want to hear another peep out of them until it was time to go home. I don’t think either of them had ever been spoken to like before in their entire lives, but they immediately became silent and retired to the sofa in the corner – and made no more noise.

          The father just looked me and then said: “How did you do that?”

          Some people really should not be allowed to breed.

  30. 82
    Sue Brown. says:

    Fucking hoon!

  31. 83
    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    What does austerity mean for middle income England’s housing options? Comrade Owen”poofter” Jones discusses at NHFAHO13 http://ow.ly/lcSy5

  32. 89
    A fine pair of lungs and I can prove it. says:

    Hoorah!

  33. 92
    Dr NutJob says:

    “non health” ? Does that include mental health?

  34. 94
    Owin Jones says:

    I see the Conservative Party has just rejected a call from swivel-eyed loons into who exactly called them swivel-eyed loons. Shame.

  35. 96
    Bazinga! says:

    Cam-moron seems to be keeping a low profile today.

  36. 107
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    “Guido believes he is a financial PR with a non-health background.”

    Does that mean he is shadow banker who has never been well in his life?

  37. 108
    Hunt the Runt says:

    I have studied thus Hunt fella, but it didn’t take me long to realise he is a prick, a wanker, a knobend, a fanny arsed waste of space, a non-entity, and he is a government minister!!! What the fuck is going on? O-O

    • 110
      Anonymous says:

      You missed ‘liar’

      • 113
        Hunt the Runt says:

        That goes without saying, but I wouldn’t have said liar, I would have said “YOU SPINELESS BULLSHITTER HUNT”, now get down on your knees and give me twenty.

    • 112
      Hunt the Runt says:

      Private Pyle the actor is that fella in that psychological US police detective series these days, can’t for the life of me remember what it is called – brilliant actor. Touched by the Kubrick effect.

      • 133
        Anonymous says:

        Vincent D’onofrio.

        • 140
          What a gay day says:

          That’s ‘im, but what is that detective series? Too lazy to check, but ah well, might as well…

          That’s it, Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

  38. 116
    Hunt the Runt says:

    Afon/River/Avon welsh word for river – thank god summer is cumming again, it has been a right miserable autumn and winter. Xmas? What Xmas, ey Dave Grohl?

    • 120
      Hunt the Runt says:

      My sort of Xmas, Prince Albert Deutch like, but from Osterreich really,

      Sigrid und Marina, fucking JA!

  39. 118

    Is this hold the front page headlines? No. Carry on Guying!

  40. 125
    Jimmy says:

    I understand that the unfortunate young man inadvertently caused his master to give a truthful and accurate answer to the House. Mr. (unt is keen to avoid any repetition.

  41. 127
    Hunt the Runt says:

    Eclecticness we sing,
    some those tramlined,
    simply do not get all,
    us who have experience all.

    Farting about with such,
    with their whims about.
    with us abouts give confuse,
    the ones brains on a fuse.

    Ready to set off moments,
    notice to all abouts crowd.
    Bang it all abouts to all,
    as if we are not at all proud.

    Hit the skins or strings like fool,
    hidden bedrooms like a tool.
    Out there saying without eyes,
    when created messages to survive.

    • 131
      Hunt the Runt says:

      ach bollocks, done it again,

      Eclecticness we sing,
      some those tramlined,
      simply do not get all,
      us who have experience all.

      Farting about with such,
      with their whims about.
      with us abouts give confuse,
      the ones brains on a fuse.

      Ready to set off moments,
      notice to all abouts crowd.
      Bang it all abouts to all,
      as if we are not at all proud.

      Hit the skins or strings like fool,
      hidden bedrooms like a tool.
      Out there saying without eyes,
      when created messages to survive.

  42. 135
    Shooty* says:

    Guido, where’s Calamity Kenny these days? I miss that retarded son of a bitch.

    Wait, sorry… must be PC. *ahem*

    *think think think. What would the Guardian call him?*

    I miss that Blue Sky Thinker.

  43. 136
    The wood says:

    No return for Adam huh. Poor boycie – as he was known at the mighty wood….

  44. 137
    swivel-eyed loon says:

    swivel-eyed loons

  45. 142

    I hear when Jeremykins went to see his GP the other day with an occupational eye complaint his GP said he didn’t know him.


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