May 12th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun Today

Guido shares a page with Nadine in today’s Sun. In Guido’s column:

    • 20130512-103734.jpg Ed Miliband told Guido a funny over carrot sticks and hummus
    • PM on Chuka: “let’s get him”
    • Nigel Farage’s unbelievably “bonkers” dinner party with Labour luvvies, celebs, heirs, heiresses and a prince. Guido has the guest list.
    • What Lord Strathclyde is doing for money these days
    • The price of local UKIP-Tory mini-coalitions
    • The bad smell around Keith Vaz

Politics for the people, just 60p…


457 Comments

  1. 1
    Bill Cash says:

    Portillo turns the knife. “Cameron clearly not in control of his party, & may vote against his own Queens Speech”

  2. 2
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Cameron is out of his depth, and has been promoted to his level of incompetence.

  3. 3
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    Michale Gove the latest gutless Tory to come out of the closet on Brexit.

  4. 4
    Spartacus says:

    And what of UKIP?

  5. 5
    A Spokesmen for Ed Miliband said: says:

    Vino și pretinde beneficii noastre

  6. 6
    Nigel Farage says:

    2+2=17

  7. 7
    Breakfast at 29 Arcacia Avenue off Stephen Street, Tickhill, South Doncaster, Near the A1 roadworks says:

    err no. Gove has always been out of that closet.

  8. 8
    Decisions decisions says:

    Cameron has so many queens to choose from.

  9. 9
    Privatise the beeb says:

    This “child sex perv on Eastenders”, is the bbc planning to show a programme to celebrate his career and/or shelving a Newsnight investigation?

  10. 10
    Tom can hardly contain his joy. says:

  11. 11
    Franklin D.Roosevelt says:

    “It’s a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead and find no one there.”

  12. 12
    The Wrong Miliband says:

    Amintiți-vă că ei vin, de asemenea, cu gem.

  13. 13
    N.Evans says:

    Anyone got a piano?

  14. 14
    One Term Dave says:

    I am surrounded by my Eton bumchums. I call them my A Team.

  15. 15
    The Cameroon says:

    2+2 = whatever I think you want to hear.

  16. 16
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We’ve got so many P dos at the Beeb that if we sacked them all we would cease to function.

  17. 17
    Ernest Saunders says:

    It turns out it’s George Osborne who’s running the show and Dave is just the acceptable face. They really have fucked it up by punching their core vote. Nevermind, eh?

  18. 18
    Biased BBC says:

    If we leave the EU 5 million jobs will be lost.

  19. 19
    Questioner says:

    Nobody replied in the previous thread, so I’ll try again here:
    So, who is the ‘Tory’ MP who took the accuser along to the police station to make the complaint against Nigel Evans? One of the Europhile group putting the boot in possibly?
    The article reference:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323136/Tory-MP-triggered-Deputy-Speaker-rape-case-taking-alleged-victim-police-station-make-bombshell-claims.html

    Just a ‘concerned citizen’?

  20. 20
    JJ Abrams ruins everything he directs says:

    Promoted beyond his level of incompetence, surely.

    Somewhere in the UK, a used-car dealership is missing its shifty salesman.

  21. 21
    JJ Abrams ruins everything he directs says:

    Promoted beyond his level of incompetence, surely.

  22. 22
    Ernest Thornhill says:

    Their numbers are up.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone know where I can bet on ukip getting no MPs in 2015? Can’t find it on paddypower.

  24. 24
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    Can’t you tell the truth just this once ? Your jobs will be lost – and good riddance.

  25. 25
    Person from Porlock says:

    Steve Stills – In the Way

    Strangest sort of feelin’
    It’s with me every day
    Everybody wasted
    A little more than they’d like to say

    Worry ’bout tomorrow
    Like it was today
    Leave you only sorrow
    Feelin’ lost in the way

    When I was in prison
    It was only yesterday
    There were no longer cages
    Still I had to stay

    Think about tomorrow
    Like it was today
    Leave you only sorrow
    Feelin’ lost and in the way

    Never saw the stranger
    Clouding up the day
    Never understanding
    Anything I say

    Do you know the meaning?
    When you finally lose your way
    Who will be your witness
    Come your judgment day

    Think about tomorrow
    Like it was today
    Leave you only sorrow
    Feelin’ lost and in the way

    Who will be your witness?
    Who will be your witness?
    Somebody knew your name
    Who will be your witness?

  26. 26
    get down on it.. says:

    4.30pm behind the coal bunker

  27. 27
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    The Peter Principle does not apply to politicians. Proof: John Prescott.

  28. 28
    yawn..zzzzzzzzzz says:

    very relevant … not

  29. 29
    Tel Litlikeitis says:

    Jammy beggars !

  30. 30
    Please snore a little less loudly says:
  31. 31
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    READ ALL ABOUT IT!

    Not up our way. We don’t buy the Sun.

  32. 32
    JJ Abrams ruins everything he directs says:

    The Labour Party can provide a lot of evidence of that. John Prescott is a good example, but also

    Gordon Brown
    Ed Miliband (to be fair, Labour voted for his brother)
    Baroness Ashton
    Baroness Scotland (the first person to be caught breaking a law that she herself introduced)
    Chuka Umunna
    Ed Balls (“tax and spend always fails, but when I do it, it will work”)

  33. 33
    Owen Jones says:

    The Sun should be banned because it is not Marxist.

  34. 34
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    When Tony Blair was looking for WMDs he should have looked no further than the Tory benches opposite.

  35. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    My boyfriend soon to be husband, has an enormous WMD.

  36. 36
    JJ Abrams ruins everything he directs says:

    The shops sell it, though, don’t they? They’re not putting it on their shelves just for the hell of it.

    Maybe it’s tourists.

    “Daddy! Daddy! Why is no-one going in that big building?”
    “Because, son, it’s the Liverpool library.”
    “Daddy, I don’t understand!”
    “Think about it, son. Liverpudlians. Books. Reading. Hello? Anyway, I’m off to buy the Sun. That newsagents we passed had loads of them.”

  37. 37
    JJ Abrams ruins everything he directs says:

    “If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist.” – Karl Marx

  38. 38
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I only gave one example JJ. Had I put a full list up then the post would have been too long and thus not retain the attention span of an academic pedant.

    Agree with your other examples. Many more could be found.

  39. 39
    who has noose 4u. says:

    billi.naire.
    .
    .
    or bulli…naire.
    appi or peace.
    2 or 6.
    100 or 1000,000.
    .
    between the ra1 and the billi.bulli.naire is the zero.
    .
    1 ……… 1,000,000,000. is the zero.
    .
    billibullinaires suckup2thezero.
    zero is no.one is 91 is a zero.
    centaisazero.

  40. 40
    Jimmy says:

    The Sun: You’ll come for the child sex perv story, you’ll stay for Lily Savage and Guido.

  41. 41
    Ed the Duck says:

    Too far too fast, One Nation, er!

  42. 42
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    We LimpDims will take you back to the Pleistocene period in order to hit our CO2 targets.

  43. 43
    Labour's Dodgy Dossier says:

    But Tony Blair wasn’t looking for WMDs, because he knew they didn’t exist.

  44. 44
    Labour's Dodgy Dossier says:

    But Blair wasn’t looking for WMDs, because he knew they didn’t exist.

  45. 45
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    We knew you’d come for the child sex perv story.

  46. 46
    Chris Bryant MP (Lab) says:

    I cum in my shit-sta!ned underpants. Wanna see the photos?

  47. 47
    Gordon Brown says:

    Feel my lightsabre.

  48. 48
    Groucho Marx says:

    I wouldn’t join a club that would have me as a member.

  49. 49
    This is London today says:

    With of course the lump of dogshit that is Choudry at the forefront.

  50. 50
    Lord Oakshit says:

    I have full confidence in Calamity Clegg.

  51. 51
    Gordon Brown's loose screws says:

    Can’t hear you for that rattling noise.

  52. 52
    Lord Lamont says:

    “In government BUT…..not in power !”

  53. 53
    reports from the rear says:

    has this lost something in translation?

  54. 54
    intelligent people says:

    Do not read mass media opinions of elite sycophant gobshites.

  55. 55
    For the sake of accuracy says:

    Gove has always been staunchly Eurosceptic even in his days as a correspondent/leader writer for “The Time”…

  56. 56
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Celebrate the religion of piss.

  57. 57
    The Tory Part of the Coalition says:

    Which is more than we have

  58. 58
    45 minutes to save the World says:

    I simply say this…Honourable members on both sides of the House must examine their consciences as they go through the voting lobby tonight! History will decide whether they made the right choice !!

  59. 59
    Bloke in a frock from Canterbury says:

    I hear a voice in my head for the same reason. Been getting away with it for years.

  60. 60
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Londistan 2013! It can only get worse.

  61. 61
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist !!

  62. 62
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Well he used to be a regular guest on BBC2’s Culture Show.

  63. 63
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    You’re much older now Chris. Doubt if anyone would find them as exciting.

  64. 64
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Please don’t report me but I had a quick glance at their website. Full of stories about Simon Cowell, Beyoncé et al. And all those Z-list celebrities!
    No f**king thank you!

  65. 65
    High Dudgeon says:

    It’s a certainty, nobody would take the other side of the bet.

    I don’t like the EU but the closest Farage and his army of amateurs should get to power is a light switch.

  66. 66
    Spakko says:

    Don’t forget Ed Miliband was Energy Sec for years. He did nothing but grant permission for these things.

  67. 67
    The BBC says:

    but if the TORY Lead Government took the United Kingdom out of the EU we would have to reduce our licence fee. with Scotchland gone and then Euroland we would only be left with an English speaking audience.

  68. 68
    David Cameron, quoting Groucho, says:

    “These are my principles, and if you don’t like them– well, I can come up with others…”

  69. 69
    Nigel Farage, quoting Groucho, says:

    “Whatever it is, I’m against it– no matter what it is or who commenced it, I’m against it!”

  70. 70
    Owen Jones says:

    This youtube video shows how well multiculturalism is working.

  71. 71
    Bob Fleming says:

    Who let this shit into my country?

  72. 72
    Point of information says:

    And the European Parliament…

  73. 73
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    What will Guido do if the Sun comes out on Labour’s side at the next election?

  74. 74
    Half man half biscuit says:

    Beautiful gospel responses add incredible atmosphere to that song.

    Music like that is rarely made any more.

  75. 75
    Tony Bliar says:

    I did.

  76. 76
    Down Shep says:

    Not likely, I think Ruperts gone off Labour big time.

  77. 77
    Nosey Parker says:

    At 3.33-5mins you will see a man to the right of the picture s with a pasty face, short hair and a red beard. He is wearing a khaki top, unzipped with a white shirt.

    He appears uncannily like someone was one of three men arrested (one of whom was released without charge) just prior to the Olympic Games, found to have taken up a sudden interest in boating on the River Lee.

  78. 78
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I’m pretty sure that the EU would vote to leave Michael Gove

  79. 79
    Jack Ketch says:

    Does anyone know who trains the Labour spokespeople to handle interviews?
    Yvette Cooper was on Marr today and in response to the question “Is immigration still too high?” replied, “It needs to be lowered”. Pressed with “Does that mean that you believe that it is too high?” she insisted only that it should “be lowered”. One sees this trend with all the Labourites, especially the women, Harman and Reeves being quite the worst. If you asked them if they were male or female, they would tell you that the situation is under review.
    May be they think that they are being clever ( the only ones that might) and fail to see that one of Farage’s key attractions is that he can actually answer a question.

  80. 80
    Fred Scuttle says:

    In the middle of the Pacific?

  81. 81
    ClaireinOz says:

    Brutus sharpens the knife?

  82. 82
    Fat chance says:

    Rupe would not piss on Miliband even if he was on fire.

  83. 83
    Andrewsan says:

    Leaving the EU would benefit the Lord Youngs – those who are after a quick buck off someone else’s back. The working people in the UK need investment, strong industry, as Germany has done

  84. 84
    Sarah knows best.. says:

    I think if you look with the good eye Gordon you’ll re-phrase that comment

  85. 85
    Down Shep says:

    Jack Dromey is asked: Are you male or female?.

  86. 86
    Ian Bell says:

    If I were Gove I would make sure I had the weapons at hand to finish Cameron off before I started poking him with a stick.

  87. 87
    Lord Knob of Knobbington says:

    Jockeying for position within the Conservative party, first May, now Gove, neither of whom I would put in charge of running a bus.

    Damage for the Conservative Party because the old ways of airing differences in public and especially over Europe are back and should make it certain they will be out of office come the next election. No tears given some of their policies which were both politically naïve and socially damaging.

  88. 88
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Osborne is running the show? Well that certainly explains a lot.

  89. 89
    "John Reese," Person Of Interest, says:

    “Pee Wee” and I have a pretty “interesting” way of handling certain people whose “numbers come up.” You don’t REALLY want to know how– else I’d have to, well, y’know…

    (J.J. Abrams also produces my show too, BTW…)

  90. 90
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’ve got my job line up for when I get out of chokey.

    It was worth handing all that taxpayers’ money to these fraudulent global warming scam companies, just so they could look after me in retirement.

    Don’t think it’s just us LimpDems, the last Tory chairman of the climate change panes had to step down because he didn’t mention that he had a financial interest and the current chairman is under investigation because he also didn’t mention that he also has a financial interest. Dave’s father in law is also raking it in from wind farms as well.

  91. 91
    Steve says:

    This time Brutus will be the hero.

  92. 92
  93. 93
    One eyed Gordon says:

    This country has really gone downhill since I stopped being PM.

  94. 94
    Casual Observation says:

    Leaving the EU should create jobs in the UK and increase tax revenues, repairing the medium to long term damage sustained by public finances fairly quickly.

    From a strategic perspective it may be wise to institute national service in the event.

    Whilst the services would be a bit irritated at having to nanny the unwashed into something worthy of rank, this would serve to shore up defenses in the event of any problems in the European theater, and would help fix some of the damage that state education and unemployment have inflicted upon much of the youth of today.

    This would be of immense benefit to industry.

    Young chaps would perhaps welcome such a development as it would certainly beat monging around council estates in the vain hope of losing out on a menial job application to an eastern European economic migrant. Some of the skills picked up playing X-Box could well be put to use in the real world.

  95. 95
    Tony Blair says:

    In my day, it would all depend on what the focus group said.

  96. 96
    Shergar says:

    All stakes are forfeit.

  97. 97
    green ink says:

    Yvette the Ascerbic Impaler is an expert at avoiding answering the question … its what she and Ed do by nature and of course both learnt at Gordon’s knee.
    Harmen and Reeves not that different but Reeve’s sneer every bit as good as
    Yvettes.

    Miliband shows the leadership’s narrative is wornout, the policies as yet undecided and trotting out the ‘ you wouldn’t expect us to reveal what will be in the manifesto’ remains two years out the default buffer…. pathetic expediency so totally transparent even the great unwashed must whince.

  98. 98
    Invest now in armoured umbrellas says:

    Not sure I’d want the likes of TWatson in charge of a drone.

  99. 99
    The S un helped the libore party get elected says:

    “Chris”?

    On intimate terms with the bugger are you?

  100. 100
    One eyed Gordon says:

    If you do that you will destroy 13 years of Labour government.

  101. 101
    The 'net is about 4 months ahead of the MSM says:

    Sure this was all out ages back – and not the Grantham stuff.

    If to be privatized, with a brand this tainted, how much would the IPO fetch ?

    Could be a really good buy, but wouldn’t hold the stock for too long.

  102. 102
    Lord Stansted says:

    This is the best team.

  103. 103
    Dave is finished says:

    That’s Jamaal Uddin.

    The convicted convert (that was also featured in a BBC documentary) was Richard Dart.

  104. 104
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    “Politics for the people, just 60p…”Geedo, I think you flatter yourself there old cock, the people that buy the Sun for the footy and the headline scandal, not for the Geedo politics column most Sun readers can barely tell you the name of their MP or Cameron, Clegg and Milliband are, they buy it for the piccies (scantily dressed tarts & footy) and scandal, those are the things they go when they first open the rag.

  105. 105
    What tax tom? says:

  106. 106
    Small change for you eh Jack? says:

  107. 107
  108. 108
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    They are there it is just Cams can not see them, they have their daggers and spears sharpened and awaiting an opportunity to stab him in the back

  109. 109
  110. 110
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Incompetence seems to be a political competence.

  111. 111
    Rumpole says:

    He is part of the group that surged forward (he can be seen earlier in the video a couple of times, including by the tree where someone is beaten). I wonder if he and all the rest of these known individuals should be interviewed regarding their part in this joint enterprise? Presumably the police have video of the whole incident from various cameras and angles. (If not, why not?)

  112. 112
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    “Osborne”, the all round Bullingdon Boy, oh yes

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Would anyone?

  114. 114
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    26% of votes. Moving up.

    No-one seems to ask… Where are the libdums? (apart from prison).

  115. 115
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    LibLabCons “professionals” have done such an awesome job…

  116. 116
    Ed Milliband says:

    If i was asked what my favorite song was I would have to say it was ‘On the Good Ship Lollipop’.

    Mamma used to sing it to me right up until I was fifteen. It was always something I would sing when David had been bad and told Mamma and Papa that I had been playing with the dogs thingy again.

    Even to this day when someone, like big Mr McClusky, tells me off I go away somewhere secret and sing it to myself.

  117. 117
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    No, you steal colouring books on the way back from crowding into football stadia without paying.

  118. 118
    M102 says:

    buggerer?

  119. 119
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

  120. 120
    Sir William says:

    Dear old Guido, writing his quite sensible pieces in the Sun, like the token scientist in a TV documentary about yetis.

  121. 121
    Mili has only got one Ball, Dave hasn't got one at all. says:

    the last socialist leader who went down the one nation socialist route was called Adolf Hitler.

    And like Ed Miliband he had one Ball.

  122. 122
    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:

    These are my and Ken Lyingscum’s supporters. :)

  123. 123
    Bazinga! says:

    Yvette wears a assume strap on. Harps Harmn IS a massive strap on.

  124. 124
    Pierre de Bérulle says:

    This is where you are so wrong.
    You are the one who is in the way.

  125. 125
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

  126. 126
    Bazinga! says:

    Fuck off Dromey you little dickless creep.

  127. 127
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Cos half of them are police/MI5/ETC informants.

  128. 128
    EU Watch says:

    Exiting the EU and saving > GBP 50m / day, and ensuring that corporations who trade here pay tax here, could boost public revenues to the level at which the benefit transfer Labour mislabel as ‘bedroom tax’ could be reinstated.

  129. 129
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Dromey – explain how HMRC collects the bedroom tax.

  130. 130
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Ah yes the german model of lending people money to buy your exported stuff…

    When they come to collect that debt, there won’t be anything there.

  131. 131
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Fight socialism with a massive central government!

    Dumb in the extreme.

  132. 132
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    So you’re going to tax the rental value of land?

  133. 133
    Mr Harman. Proof that Scum does sink. says:

    Despicable little man. Inventing a false political slogan and promoting it with the tragic death of a woman.

    Are there no lows that Labour can’t sink to?

  134. 134
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  135. 135
    A Land of Harmony says:

    To be fair to the useful idiots, (Ken ‘beacon of Islam’ Livingstone and Gorgeous George Galloway), they can court Choudhury’s mob support all they like, but it would be pointless. These guys do not believe in democracy. They think that voting is unIslamic and call it ‘shirk’.

  136. 136
    Confucious, he says:

    Do we kow why her children or grandchildren didn’t help her out?

  137. 137
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    All steaks are for eating.

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Probably thought it was the responsibility of the taxpayer and not theirs’.

  139. 139
    Peter Courmouzis says:

    An autistic piece of shit is likely to be released from HM Prison Leyhill this week.

  140. 140
    Two Can Play at The Shroud-Waving Game says:

    I’ll raise you two people who committed su*cide for being forced to live in one room with their children because other people on benefits were housed in properties with more rooms than they needed, and wouldn’t trade down to make way for others with greater need.

  141. 141
    The Treacherous Tosser in No 10 speaking (as advised) like the Common People, says:

    Now look here chaps! – you can jolly well trust me with your last €uro-guinea – nowotimeen? Innit?

    Loik !

    And loik you Channel-hopping shoppers, – I dashed well love a jolly super helping of Moules-frites – there’s the epitome of the €USSR!!!!

    What???

  142. 142
    Formula 1 SLEEPING POWDERS says:

    There’s something seriously wrong with F1 when changing a tyre is more exciting than the race.

  143. 143
    Jacky Dromedary (the only gal with a cock and no clit) says:

    I give you my he’s – SHE’S – my sister / in law / etc.,

  144. 144
    Drіve-by shooting says:

    I might make the time to help him on his journey

  145. 145
    Aboo Catarrhdahdedah says:

    I too can wave shrouds!

  146. 146
    Village Idiot says:

    Successive governments and politicians have allowed this to happen…thank you….may you be tried for treason,or at least have sleep disturbed nights for what you have done…..ww1&ww2,for what?

  147. 147
    The NooLieBore Cliterati says:

    It’s alright Daaarhhling!!! – lots of us have cocks and no real clits worth bothering with.

  148. 148
    The killing game says:

    If Labour want to play shroud waving politics then Stafford NHS would make a good starting point. Putting aside dodgy dossiers that lead to hundreds of thousands of innocents being killed that is.

  149. 149
    Gordo McRuin, the Medicated Monetary Moron, friend of all Bent and Bonkers Bankers says:

    I repeat!!! – The only hope for the UK to get out of this mess is to reinstall me in my Downing Street Bunker!

  150. 150
    Tuvalu says:

    No sea level rising happening here.

    Meanwhile the Guardiknack keeps spreading the word:

    http://bit.ly/15TSSdU

  151. 151
    Village Idiot says:

    “Are you Indigi Brit,as your spelling is from across the pond”?

  152. 152
    Deja Vu says:

    Everything that is wrong with the Uk to-day can trace its roots back to the period 1997 – 2010 when Labour was in power……Human Rights Act; Too much power ceded to EU; Failing educational standards;benefits culture;NHS failings; involvement in unwinnable foreign wars; low standrds in public life;unsafe streets; pockets of deprivation and rising crime;uncontrolled immigration;porous national borders;high levels of youth unemployment; the list is endless but why we should be surprised I don’t know after all those old enough to remember saw it all before in the mid to late 70’s

  153. 153
    Bring back The Daily Sport - at least it occasionally told the truth says:

    I’m sure the people who paid for this lot must believe that sea levels are rising :

    http://bit.ly/13qwo0Q

  154. 154
    Nigel Farage says:

    Careful– don’t go there…you’ve been warned, old chap!
    Now just say you’re sorry, and we’ll say no more about it, there’s a good lad…

  155. 155
    The Layabout Party says:

    Yippee, let’s use someone’s suicide for party political gain! In fact, let’s have a party – just like when Fatcha died!

  156. 156
    Mr. Deputy Speaker with the funny scar and caked in women's makeup says:

    Tory MP triggered Deputy Speaker r@pe case by taking alleged victim to police station:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323136/Tory-MP-triggered-Deputy-Speaker-rape-case-taking-alleged-victim-police-station-make-bombshell-claims.html

  157. 157
    err says:

    Guido’s column between the sheets with Nadine ?

  158. 158
    Enough says:

    If I couldn’t afford my lodgings, I’d move somewhere within my range.

  159. 159
    David the Chimp says:

    Yeah, well, he IS my brother, I suppose I’d HAVE to, if it ever came to that. I’d never hear the end of it from Mama if I didn’t.

  160. 160
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Did he launch a leadership bid this morning?

  161. 161
    err says:

    if we stopped eating all the fish so that there was an explosion of aquatic life would the sea level rise significantly ?

  162. 162
    Casual Observation says:

    It was nearly identical.

    Not so many civil liberties were ceded to government in the 70s. The intrusion into private life by the state during the recent Labour episode was Orwellian in the extreme.

    The other difference is that instead of getting a rational Conservative government in to clean up the mistakes, with decent oil revenue to back up the plans, this time we got Cameron and the oil fields are nearly empty.

    Add to that a seriously depleted Gold reserve, thanks to what should be considered one of Brown’s many criminal actions, and, you have Britain today.

    The massively negative influence of EU membership and unrestricted inward immigration was also missing in the 70s.

    The situation now is significantly worst than it was back then. People are now beginning to see this…

  163. 163
    err says:

    meaning, on land a fat fucker takes up space but the air space can only expand upwards which is not very helpful, whereas in the water a fat fucker fish will push the water somewhere else, to cover the land, making more space of water to swim about in.

  164. 164
    Casual Observation says:

    New but not without precedent.

    Recap some of the lowest / most Tasteless:

    i) Ding Dong / fielding candidate who openly supported near assassination of a Prime Minister and actions of terrorists

    ii) Mass murder / cover up on the NHS

    iii) The whole smear campaign against Hamilton and Conservative party in the early 1990s: Total fabrication.

    iv) Labour 25 + x list / politically motivated confiscation of children during by-elections

    v) Senior members involved with openly advocating pro P’Do groups in the name of liberty / liberalism (Harman / Hewitt)

    vi) 1997 thru 2010

    vii) Anyone recall Mandelson’s ‘Surfball’ fictional game of future during the Dome debacle ?

    viii) Tony Blair / Gordon Brown / Ed Balls

    ix) Owen Jones / Penny Laurie / Most of the BBC and left wing comedians etc.

    x) Banning of handgun ownership in the wake of what have been the stage managed killing of children in D’Blain

  165. 165
    Casual Observation says:

    Above are some of Labours lows, reply to: #123

  166. 166
    Scientist(ish) says:

    No.

    With more fish eating plankton etc. there could be less capacity for the oceans to absorb CO2. No rise in sea levels as the biomass which the fish are made of is already in the water. If you dropped a Whale the size of Antarctica in the Ocean there may be a slight rise of a few inches, but human fish consumption will not change this.

    Withdrawing from EU, getting rid of CFP and keeping the filthy Euro fishing boats out of British Sovereign waters would help fish stocks recover.

    If we stopped eating fish, Fish and Chip shops, processing factories etc. would go out of business costing UK jobs with a corresponding impact on standards of living for a number of people and more unemployment.

  167. 167
    Rustberger's Organ says:

    In Holland you can take out insurance against FatButt taking a dip in the sea.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Well Ed certainly pissed on you!

  169. 169
    Shrouds of note... says:

    – 6 Royal Military Policemen left behind and slaughtered in a filthy police station in Al Jamaar…

    Blair’s face says it all really.

  170. 170
    err says:

    wouldn’t the insurance company try to wriggle out of their responsibility claiming and Act of Blob ?

  171. 171
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    No, another fish eating predator would probably fill out niche.

  172. 172
    Blinky says:

    I like to suck a lemon while Yvette gets to work on me.
    I’ve heard that acerbic acid is good for my complexion.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Ain’t he married to Harriet HarHunt?

  174. 174
    Martha at One says:

    I still don’t understand a word that you say. Reducing VAT will have no effect upon tax receipts? The British are not to be trusted with a fee vote because they do not have your vision and beliefs? The Labour Party did make mistakes but they were unavoidable and still in the best interest of the British? It was all Tony Blair’s fault then….

  175. 175
    Alan Rustberger says:

    Would you like to try my organ, big boy ?

  176. 176
    Trim Your Bush... says:

    oh no not the jugged one with the ugly mate

  177. 177
    There - fixed it for you says:

    In my day, it would all depend on what the focus group said paid.

  178. 178
    Troughing Hull-boy says:

    I’ll have yours if you’re not eating it. Shame to waste when I’m so ravenous. It’s called bullshitaemia.

  179. 179
    err says:

    these 3D printers are crazily exciting, with the ability to print element by element at tiny scale we will find where does life reside but incidentally colonize the planets and small worlds that are flying about as well as printing humans.

  180. 180
    change the record..yawn says:

    realistically you’re a bigger c’unt than than your TT in No 10 friend

  181. 181
    HaveIGotNewsForYou is the BBC's Mouthpiece says:

    Clegg won’t last long. Cable will succeed him and take the LibDems into coalition with Labour. Tories will lose. We won’t get our referendum. Britain will remain a province of the Merkelreich.

  182. 182
    D. Phatarris says:

    F1 racist. I’ve got big bones.

  183. 183
    err says:

    all the best ideas came about in the sixties :-)
    do people remember ” the Santa Claus machine” ?
    Stick a machine on an asteroid and get it to mine materials and make itself then tell it to make something else.

  184. 184
    Ed Balls says:

    2 + 2 = 22 … as any fule kno

  185. 185
    Gordon says:

    No

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

  187. 187
    Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear says:

    Can you get one to dig up a roll of shot silk and make some socks for me ?

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    “Ed Miliband told Guido a funny over carrot sticks and hummus”

    Just the single dip Ed.

  189. 189
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    ‘May vote against his own Queens Speech?’. I had no idea that Portaloo or Poxy Foxy were even planning to make a speech subject to a vote.

  190. 190
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    In Guido’s case more like the token yeti in a TV documentary about scientists.

  191. 191
    Keep taking the pills says:

    Keep taking the pills

  192. 192
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    That has to be the funniest idea since Ed Miliband was suggested as Labour leader.

  193. 193
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Actually 2+2 for Parker means a bit of night time manouevres with the Latvians for him and Groper Nuttall.

  194. 194
    Point of Information says:

    Cameron is more Nero than Caeser

  195. 195
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Well, if they are in prison they will have had the company of Ashley Mote, Tom Wise and numerous UKIP flunkeys. UKIP – the party that rotates its membership between the Scrubs and Strasbourg.

  196. 196
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Too busy with trying to find an innocent member of the Corrie cast.

  197. 197
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Ladbrokes had 1-2 on no UKIP MPs in 2015 earlier in the week. Very good odds. Should be more like 1-10 on.

  198. 198
    Bill Cash says:

    FUCKING LOVE IT

  199. 199
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    I should have qualified my reply; this assumes the Shalford Tories are not put in charge of the Guildford campaign. They failed to get their papers in for the safest Tory seat in the 2013 council elections and gifted it to UKIP. Even the rest of the Guildford Conservative Party consider them a bunch of inbred retards….

  200. 200
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Especially if it is Latvian and has it’s back to the wall.

  201. 201
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Like many I have doubts about Cleggy but all of a sudden I have seen the light. If Gobby Gove is attacking him Cleggy must be on the right path. Gobby – a little mind in a little man in a massive personality disorder.

  202. 202
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Rupe is so far gone nowadays that the catheter prevents him pissing on anyone without medical assistance.

  203. 203
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    And what has the Pacific and its many delightful islands done to deserve such appalling treatment?

  204. 204
    David the Chimp says:

    Oh, he took the piss, all right…that’s for damned sure!
    Fuck you very much, Eddie, you DO know I’ll do the same for you some day…soon. (If not the same, I’ll still “do for” you, in any case.)

  205. 205
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Not looked at the German debt figures have you?

  206. 206
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Gobby’s making a prison visit? Theresa May will be pissed off about him treading on her turf.

  207. 207
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    No euroguineas left. Parker Farage has just bankrupted Europe with his latest expenses claim.

  208. 208
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Nigel had a guest spot on Corrie?

  209. 209
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Mr Bell; if you were Gove, judging by your past in the test team, you would be rotated in and out of positions so fast and often you wouldn’t have time to consider any other activities. You do have one thing in common with Gove. Always making way for inferior players from the right schools.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    she should have given up the fags then………..

  211. 211
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Pughsie what you say is true but I bet a sizeable minority glance at Sir Guido’s column.

  212. 212
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Yeti’s being handsomely paid for it, isn’t he? (*boom-tish!*) Writing a column– those are big shoes to fill, but our Guido’s just the Bigfoot who can do it, yeah? But I suppose YOU think that’s “Abominable.”

  213. 213
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Everything is Thatcher’s fault.

  214. 214
    Lord Knob of Knobbington says:

    You mean Paedophile Street?

  215. 215
    Lord Knob of Knobbington says:

    You mean P*edophile Street?

  216. 216
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Clegg has shown himself to be a duplicitous, self-serving,lying piece of shit. He doesn’t give a toss about the people of this country and would sell us down the river to the EUSSR for a few extra Euros on his Brussels pension. Remember he was promising an in-out referendum in the LibDem election manifesto – another great effing lie to garner a few extra votes. Now a referendum of one sort or another seems to be getting closer, Cleggy has now changed his mind and seems to be doing all in his power to prevent the public from having their say.

    The only thing Clegg does right in his mind is his obsession with making sure he feathers his nest.

    In my opinion, any politician who bends their knee to Barroso and Van Rumpouy is a traitor to this country.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Ian Duncan Smith is a charlatan as indicated by his pronouncement of inaccurate and false statistics on welfare that he has so convincingly trotted out to the general public. He claims that the cap on welfare is turning people from scroungers into strivers yet the UK Statistics Office have reprimanded him for being economical with the truth which in my language makes him out to be a liar. This unscrupulous man has been portrayed as a gentleman whose word is his bond. How in all conscience can he wear such a badge of office, look at himself in the mirror at the end of each day and then sleep. Incidentally, that equally applies to his fellow conspirators who assisted him with his deceit as justification for penalising the poorest in our society.

  218. 218
    Down Shep says:

    SheepEnders.

  219. 219
    Down Shep says:

    Sheependers

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Stephanie Bottrill commits suicide because she can not afford £80 poor Bedroom Tax per month & IDS gets £77 a day lunch allowance!

    Welcome to Tory Britain. And you can’t blame Labour for this one.

  221. 221
    any old crap says:

    The Libcrap can co-aless with who the hell it wants, the country is bankrupt even after printing all that toilet paper, I hope Liebour do get back in, because in a year I think we will have civil disruption when the benefit kings find out their tax free stipend will stop and they will need to find work (ha ha ha) or do something else to get money, the enjoyment is, these people will have to compete with the immigrants and from what is happening around the NW in a few factories that have Polish middle management they are only taking on Poles, well apart from British contractors who are on half the wage of the Poles.

  222. 222
    Goodnight Gordon says:

    I agreed with Nick. Anyone seen my Nokia lately?

  223. 223
    100% horsemeat and no beef says:

    The answer is simple.

    If anyone wants a Council house give them a five year fixed term tenancy after which they either buy the property at market value or reapply to the Council for a new tenancy.

  224. 224
    Ghostwhistler says:

    Iain Duncan Smith, Esther McVey, Mark Hoban, Chris Grayling, Steve Webb, you are all, in my opinion, complicit in this woman’s death.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bedroom-tax-victim-commits-suicide-1883600

  225. 225
    Whatever happened to Owen Patterson says:

    What was that pledge in the Socialist Manifesto ?

    A sustainable and affordable housing market for all.

    I beg your pardon but this poor woman’s death is down to Labour and not the Tories.

    Have the Police carried out any arrests yet?

  226. 226
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Why didn’t they buy a big enough house and THEN have children???

  227. 227
    Prophetic says:

    Not to be too harsh on IDS….but……

    The man is not merely a liar, he’s pretty irredeemably stupid.

    Described as ‘not particularly academic’ he failed the eleven plus, and at 14 left his Birmingham RC Sec Mod to be trained in the Merchant Navy Then got into Sandhurst and left military service, self-described as a ‘captain’ but the evidence point to the fact that he never attained this rank. We know that he lied shamelessly on his CV.

    And in 2003:

    “Stuart Wheeler, then one of the Tory party’s biggest donors, threatened publicly to withdraw his funding unless IDS went [as Leader of the Opposition].

    “As leader I think he was a disaster,” he said.

    “He lacked gravitas and came over as weak. He was a bad communicator. One read that he was high-handed with his staff and that his office was shambolic. He’d lose important papers down the back of sofas.”

    This is a man who has the future of the UK disadvantaged, the unemployed, the disabled, the mentally ill, the elderly, children growing up in poverty, in the shambolic synapses of his weak, non-communicative, high-handed, totally inadequate mind. This is a man who puts graduates to work in Poundland, and instigates policies that may be the last fatal straw for some vulnerable people. This is a man who can’t be bothered to tell the truth, or hasn’t the ability. Or both.

    You couldn’t make it up.

  228. 228
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Look at Deutsche Bank, Germany’s RBS.

  229. 229
    @mandy1984 says:

    Whenever I hear a government minister start a sentence with the words, ‘The taxpayer’ I feel depressed. I’m a taxpayer and I didn’t vote for this nasty, vindictive government or their shameful policies

  230. 230
    UNITE says:

    Why, is Ed intending to be leader?

  231. 231
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Interesting survey you probably won’t be reading about on AlBeeb

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/05/survey_says_islam_is_a_global_menace.html

  232. 232
    The Good Samaritan says:

    It is sad that in modern Britian children and grandchildren won’t help out their elderly relatives and prefer them to rely on complete strangers who are threatened with prison or bankrupcy by the over-taxing state instead.

  233. 233
    Roachclip says:

    It is just a matter of fact that IDS is dishonest, and that he is using that dishonesty to further harm the people in our society who are least able to defend themselves.

    What, arguably, is even worse is that the government, the opposition and the media, by not challenging his lies, are encouraging him.

    Get rid of the ignorant lying prick

  234. 234
    tanzanite says:

    I think the answer to that is No. Labour will sink to any low to promote its failed ideology.

    As for Mr Hatty Harpic – odious man – words fail me!!

  235. 235
    A Doctor says:

    Cable probably won’t last too much longer either

  236. 236
    192.168.0.1 says:

    Do HMRC collect Council Tax?

  237. 237
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Clegg has shown himself to be a duplicitous, self-serving,lying piece of shit. He doesn’t give a toss about the people of this country and would sell us down the river to the EUSSR for a few extra Euros on his Brussels pension.

    You can trust me because I’m already drawing my Old Age Pension.

  238. 238
    Andy Bumhum says:

    Anyone died recently ? Just need to keep waving my shroud.

  239. 239
    Down Shep says:

    Right of reply is bolloxed again, nothing new there then in the general scheme of things.

  240. 240
    Owin Jones says:

    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck

  241. 241
    Down Shep says:

    Right of reply is bolloxed again, nothing new there then in the general scheme of things.
    Update, also timescale and numbering sequence.

  242. 242
    Universal Hiss says:

    As George Smith has trouble knowing his own name, most people with sense would understand that anything that comes out of that lying mouth are lies.

  243. 243
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    “If you asked them if they were male or female, they would tell you that the situation is under review.” Good one! :)

  244. 244
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Develop shale and we could be growing again like the USA.

  245. 245
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    I thought the fault was all Gordon Brown’s for single-handedly destroying the British economy.

  246. 246
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    I thought the complicity was all Gordon Brown’s for single-handedly destroying the British economy. If some drunk driver runs over somebody whose leg then needs amputating it’s a bit thick to blame the surgeon for cutting it off.

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    Ask Poland how promising it is.

  248. 248
    just like Ed says:

    In male human anatomy, the glans penis (or simply glans, /ɡlænz/)[1] is the sensitive bulbous structure at the distal end of the penis. The glans is anatomically homologous to the clitoral glans of the human female. Typically, the glans is completely or partially covered by the foreskin, except in men who have been circumcised, though the foreskin can generally be retracted over and past the glans.
    The glans is also commonly referred to as the “head of the penis”, while common British slang terms include “helmet” and “bell end” in reference to its distinctive shape. The medical name comes from the Latin word glans (‘acorn’) and penis (‘of the penis’) – the Latin genitive of this word has the same form as the nominative.

  249. 249
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Look at total German debt or German external debt. There are similar problems with German banks as with those in other countries; essentially they bought misrepresented financial instruments off slick US salesmen. Whilst that is uncomfortable it is minor in the context of the national debt position (which is much better in Germany than most places). And, for info, the biggest bank problem in Germany remains the cumulative capital shortfall of the Landesbanks, not Deutche Bank or Commerzbank.

  250. 250
    Hosay Barroso (your president) says:

    Vote Miliband get Van Rompuy

  251. 251
    Dan Hodges says:

    Socialist tweeter and village idiot,Owen Jones has become the first socialist to say he would vote for Britain to leave the EU if a referendum were held now.

  252. 252
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    And welcome to the Pentacostalists.

  253. 253
    Van Gogh says:

    I am

  254. 254
    tanzanite says:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4923992/New-paid-leave-for-Dads-to-be-if-Labour-win-power.html

    Ah I see we have another worthless new policy from militwit.

    He’ll give Dad’s 39 weeks paid leave when their child is born. More QE needed then?!!

  255. 255
    MaxC says:

    Who is Simon Cowell?

  256. 256
    A life on the ocean wave says:

    Are you generalising or talking pacifically here?

  257. 257
    Jimmy says:

    In my day, it would all depend on what the focus group groped.

  258. 258
    BBC Twat says:

    Gordon who? Fatchur was in chare until Cameron took over.

  259. 259
    Point of Information says:

    The problem with David Cameron is that he leads the Conservative Party, not the SDP.

    He is in the wrong party.

  260. 260
    The Geordie Van Gogh says:

    Should have been me, surely?

  261. 261
    Point of Information says:

    It is good to know at least one of the brain cells is working.

    Could this be why the BBC have stopped giving him airtime ?

  262. 262
    The only thing Labour is good at.... says:

    Madeleine McCann
    Millie Dowler
    Stephanie Bottrill.

    Shamelessly using tragedy to push their political agenda.

  263. 263
    Point of Information says:

    Would that be the shroud of Mid Staffordshire ?

    That is more like a national blanket of shame.

  264. 264
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    This story is pathetic. Defending stupid stories like this, or the paper that carries them, makes one look stupid.

    Two very famous faces from Corrie in hot water but where’s the headlines “ITV Rocked to the Core?”

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    I’m more interested in Donald Trump suing Alex Salmond over the wind farms/ Scottish golf course story…

  266. 266
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    That is right. Northerners can’t read or write.

  267. 267
    Sniff says:

    Balding Clare is the New Bough Frank

  268. 268
    Point of Information says:

    Cameron has always struck me as one of those middle management types.

    Never quite good enough to get promoted higher, but with a very brown nose, office slightly separate from the main work zone, and never afraid to put the knife in an underling, or mess with their minds, if you catch my drift.

    There would always be rumor of something going on with the tasty young interns, but never anything formal done by HR, and a reasonably high staff turnover rate in his little department.

  269. 269
    Guy News Room says:

    IMPORTANT !

    Sorry, our site is temporarily closed while Owen Jones adjusts his dress and makes important changes to help improve your blogging experience.

  270. 270
    money money money says:

    Has Labour paid back the millions it owes the struggling Co-op Bank yet??

  271. 271
    scunner says:

    Well that’s independence for Scotland in the bag, then.

    “FORMER prime minister Gordon Brown will make a rare high-profile appearance tomorrow when he helps launch Labour’s campaign for Scotland to stay in the Union.”

    http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/brown-returns-to-fight-for-the-union.20948680

  272. 272
    Better late than never i suppose. says:

    Would you believe it? The Tories are now coming out of the closet as Tories. If they had done this three years ago they would have won the election, the Libdems would not have fucked up the country’s energy policy and Stephen Fry would have been single for life.

  273. 273
    aunty maud says:

    Did his mum threaten to stop his pocket money unless he ceased talking bollocks?

  274. 274
    More union inspired madness says:

    Yet more proof that Milliband has absolutely NO idea to run a business.
    It’s bad enough when women leave for months of paid maternity leave, without their husbands doing the same.
    How exactly does he think companies can survive with ridiculous ideas like this.

  275. 275
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch says:

  276. 276
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    “Everything that is wrong with the Uk to-day can trace its roots back to the period 1997 – 2010 when Labour was in power”

    Seriously deluded…..

  277. 277
    just a minute says:

    He’s still better than Milliband.

  278. 278
    roast beef and yorkshire pudds says:

    Please don’t mention Stephen Fry.
    I’ve just had my dinner.

  279. 279
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    A very poor analogy. Unfortunately, whether it’s making political capital or not this will just be the start.

    And the British public is not stupid.

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    To be fair, when was the last time anyone listened to Portillo?

  281. 281
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    I’ll give you TWO (yes, two) examples of how unerringly stupid Conservative MP’s can be.

    1) Letting a 25% vote on a 30% turn-out throw the party into the usual chaos over Europe..

    2) Michael Fabricant’s embarrassingly awful appearance on HIGNFY….

  282. 282
    tanzanite says:

    I doubt militwit has any idea about the impact of this stupid policy proposal on businesses.

    He’s had a charmed life going from son of wealthy parents to Uni to the Westminster bubble. He’s never done a real job in his life And he knows absolutely sod all about we ordinary folk who work our socks off every day and make the world turn.

    Labour are no longer for the working classes . His One Nation Labour party is only for the welfare benefit class who need to be told how to vote and are only interested in turning up to get their state handouts!

  283. 283
    tanzanite says:

    +1000

    And I dont actually like cameron!

  284. 284
    tanzanite says:

    Even the Scots dont listen to gordon anymore!!

  285. 285
    tanzanite says:

    The tories getting a backbone. We can hope!!

  286. 286
  287. 287
    JabbaTheCat says:

    The Brazilian police have a much more practical method of dealing with scum…

    http://tinyurl.com/clr9hoh

  288. 288
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Okay, please post a link.

  289. 289
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Rather see him try to live on Job Seeker’s Allowance first.

  290. 290
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Fuck off Ferguson!

  291. 291
    tanzanite says:

    No indeed the British public is not stupid.

    It is very sad that this lady had mental problems. It is disgraceful that solihull council failed to behave properly and find her a suitable home and it is even sadder that militwit’s labour party has piled in to turn her sad death into a shroud waving thingy.

  292. 292
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Ah!

    But can you say it?

  293. 293
    David M says:

    Yes but that isn’t even setting the bar low, it’s leaving it lying on the floor.

  294. 294
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    I have met him at the Commons. He approached me whilst I was looking around the Commons Chamber, not the other way round. He is a good man. He has taken care to find out what is really happening in the dull world of benefits. He has trodden the ground. Maybe he should have been leader but the alternative at the time was Clarke. I supported him then and I do now.

    The poster who said he is not particularly academic is an intellectual snob and should not be trusted.

  295. 295
    Laura Lye says:

    Gentlemen prefer blondes, eh ?

  296. 296
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    DB is the “conduit” for the export loans. Should be interesting to see what happens as its loan book gets more “fragile”.

  297. 297
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    To all MPs, the media, so called experts, or anyone that uses the terminology.

    It’s not government money, it’s tax payers money. Get it fucking right you turds.

  298. 298
    UKIP or bust says:

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice,

  299. 299
    albacore says:

    There ain’t a right party in Parliament
    Any credit they had has long been spent
    Which one he joined didn’t matter a bit
    What all of them shovel, he’s full of it

  300. 300
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    http://www.presseurop.eu/en/content/article/3757341-european-project-total-failure

    I’m absolutely certain that Lord Mandelson and Daniel Cohn-Bendit will tell you that the European experiment has succeeded because there has been peace in Europe since it began in the 1950s. Can we just knock that on the head? European integration has had absolutely nothing to do with peace in Europe since World War II; that has been the achievement of NATO [the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation]. The creation of the European Union was not about war and peace, otherwise there would have been a European Defence Community, and that was vetoed by the French National Assembly in 1954.
    Economic evaluation

    Europe has to be judged in economic terms, since its own terms have always been economic. And how did it do? In the 1950s the economy of integrated Europe grew at 4 per cent. In the 1960s, it was about the same. In the 1970s, growth was 2.8 per cent; in the 1980s, it slid to 2.1 per cent; in the 1990s, it was only 1.7 per cent: and so on, down to zero.

    As European integration has proceeded, its growth has declined. The share of Europe in global GDP has fallen since 1980 from 31 per cent to just 19 per cent. Since 1980 the EU has grown faster than the United States in only nine out of 32 years. Never has its unemployment rate been lower than the US unemployment rate.

    Are any of you investors? What were the worst equity markets of the last 10 years? They were Greece, Ireland, Italy, Finland, Portugal, the Netherlands, and Belgium — the worst in the world. And on top of all of this, we have monetary union — the ultimate experiment gone wrong.

  301. 301
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Zer are nicht bends in der Rhine!

  302. 302
  303. 303
    Theo Van Gogh says:

    I was just an ornery non-politically-correct version of the bohemian artistic type, murdered because I dared take the piss out of Muslims. Great-great-uncle Vinnie, well, he might have had a screw loose (or twelve), we’re not really sure what he had. Temporal lobe epilepsy, they say (of course, all that absinthe didn’t help matters any).

  304. 304
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Well, it doesn’t. A parliament that gives up national sovereignty knowing full well that their population would reject it, are committing treason, in my view.

  305. 305
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Yes.

    LL = THl
    f =v
    pwll = pulth

  306. 306
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!
    Please curse it!

  307. 307
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    My arse is feeling sore today. Wonder why?

  308. 308
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Most powerful person in the country and both of them are people you’d actively avoid if you were carousing a room.

  309. 309
    Chris Bryant says:

    Because I ripped it to shreds last night.

  310. 310
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Everyone in scotland seems to believe in the magic money tree.

  311. 311
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    You should be removing paid leave from women who decide to get pregnant.

    That way businesses might equally employ women and men.

  312. 312
    Laura Lye says:

    Stray tup !
    But I haf heard visperz to ze kontrary.

  313. 313
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    No, you’re quite right. Taxation (state extortion) is far too high and handouts to the feckless are shamefully high.

  314. 314
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    LL=more like the CH in Loch.

    pwll = pulch (same basis)

  315. 315
    Stopped too fast, too soon says:

    My pants are skid marxist. They should be banned for a different reason.

  316. 316
    UKIP or bust says:

    I makes my blood boil to think how the left have by degrees enfeebled so many hundreds of thousands of working men and their sons for their own narrow political ends.

    In a similar way that they have turned ethnics into victims, they have continuously undermined the working mans sense of what it is to take responsibility for his own life and actions.

    By repeatedly telling him he is abused and downtrodden by the capitalist employer and at the same time stealing his wages to pay for the ever growing number of their own indulgencies, propaganda and the client voters they have managed to convince that they are better off not working for the evil capitalist by offering him a pittance to live on in return for his faithful obedience and vote.

    Then once reduced to this enfeebled state they can turn their back on him knowing he is likely to be hooked for life on handouts.

  317. 317
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    particularly academic = PPE and therefore not to be left anywhere near any decisions.

  318. 318
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Good List, CO. :-)

    Got false moustache and funny hat on today!

  319. 319
    scunner says:

    You are obviously not familiar with politics in Scotland. There is no money tree but there is an enormous drain called Westminster which areholes like Broon insist on pouring our wealth down.

  320. 320
    Someone Had To Do This Joke says:

    This joke is so old, Fred Flintstone fell off his dinosaur from laughing so hard after hearing it, but here goes: They say Ed Miliband is Jooish and, hence, circumcised, but how could he be? There’s no end to that prick!

  321. 321
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    She could’ve got a job…

    Benefit addicts will do anything not to work.

  322. 322
    Blue on blue says:

    Wonder who it was……..

  323. 323
    The Pretentious Prick posing as PM says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! – all my chums say they’ll give me a dashed good partee when I’ve got bally Britain fully in the maw of the €USSR and when a fella can’t move for Windmills and everyone believes in Global Warming Bullshit!!!!!

    But by then I’ll be long gone into the bliss of Anjeela’s warmth and blissful comfort zone!!!

    What???

  324. 324
    The Dirty Digger thrashes the BBC says:

    Well bugger me. In the BAFTA public vote.

    Sky’s Game of Thrones beat the BBC and Danny Boyle’s Olympic ceremony.

  325. 325
    Point of Information says:

    Now I did not say that he was not better than Miliband, or Clegg for that matter.

    Miliband should not be in politics either. He has always struck me as either supply teacher, or guy who you send out for S’Bucks or Photocopying.

    Clegg: Career as amateur referee in either football or Rugby: Not politics.

    But Cameron is most certainly in the wrong party. Social democracy does not mix very well with Conservatism, bit like oil and water. Eventually the Conservative part will settle on top :-)

  326. 326
    Vey concerned public says:

    She likes to snort coke and be dominated ?

    Things finally looking up at the Beeb then.

  327. 327
    Very concerned public says:

    I think Dave is getting ready for the Predator treatment.

  328. 328
    The Land of Milk and Honey says:

    I’m not so sure that beaming a two hour advert to every corner of the globe for a free welfare and healthcare system was the brightest of ideas anyway.

  329. 329
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Top ten US music artists under-recognised in UK today:

    1. Steve Stills
    2. Arthur Lee
    3. Chris Hillman
    4. Lowell George
    5. Gerry Garcia
    6. Roger McGuinn
    7. Tom Scholz
    8. Jorma Kaukonen
    9. Bill Payne
    10. Gram Parsons
    11. Emmylou Harris
    12. Bob Weir
    13. Jimi Hendrix
    14. Jerry Lee Lewis

    OK, I cheated a bit…

  330. 330
    albacore says:

    O, do tell us the old, old story
    About the conservative Tory
    Who was true blue, once upon a time
    That fairy tale is just so sublime

  331. 331
    Araf says:

    Bololls.

  332. 332
    Scotch pine says:

    That’s because of the Barnett tree. Which is about as close to a money tree as you can get

  333. 333
    Twat watch says:

    The type that are 4 grades higher up than you 8illy?

  334. 334
    Paul McCord says:

    Under-recognised by who ?

    
    

    Anyone remember Roy Harper this side of the pond ?

  335. 335
    Twat watch says:

    Nobody f8ucking cares about your questions 8illy Kebab

  336. 336
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Indeed, AC1.

    In my case I have been a self-taught student of philosophy for over three decades, as I hold it to be a vitally important subject to human affairs. I claim to know almost nothing after that time but am prepared to persevere.

    Economics is also important but is beset by political slants which work better for Hayek and Popper than for the Frankfurt School. People mis-describe it as a science. It is certainly not. Politics is the big problem in this unholy trinity.

  337. 337
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Yes. Hats off to Harper!

    But he was English!

  338. 338
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Zat is a load of Koblenz!

  339. 339
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    SOLW!

  340. 340
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    It was already in shreds.

  341. 341
    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    Paid paternity leave. If Mick Philpott had ever had a job, he’d have been off permanently paternal.

    Do they not understand the implication of giving paternity leave to person who is not limited by having to blow up like a balloon for nine months before collecting the money?

  342. 342
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    The only thing that is warming is the rhetoric.

  343. 343
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Do behave! What is your problem?

  344. 344
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    You are such a huge сunt, TW.

    I am surprised you don’t simply split into two parts.

  345. 345
    Alan Sugar is fired says:

  346. 346
    Paul McCord says:

    Mein kollege Dr Strabismus (whom God preserve) of Utrecht gohz Kampen in Deventer. I zink he iz round ze bend.

  347. 347
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Sugar is another сunt.

    *must stop using this word but it is so apt for the circumstances*

  348. 348
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Gladly, ze kross-eyed bear?

    Oder Gerne, das schielende Bär?

    (Fanny Crosby and Theodore E. Perkins)

  349. 349
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Free? They extort 300 billion by fining people who bother working to make it “free”.

  350. 350
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Depends on your accent.

  351. 351
    Paul McCord says:

    OK, but you didn’t spell out the rules.
    I wonder if they remember him over there.

    http://bit.ly/10smlTI

    
    

    And how can you include Hendrix in your list ?

  352. 352
    Fill your boots says:

    Free to the rest of the world.

  353. 353
    Shergar says:

    Sugar has 80% horse DNA. He’s for the high jump.

  354. 354
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Symplocos?

  355. 355
    Jack Harman rants says:

  356. 356
    Eddie the Beagle says:

    The evil empire strikes back (300 times)

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/350008

  357. 357
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Oh! Come on.

    I know you are not thick.

    The clue is in the first sentence.

  358. 358
    Universal Hiss says:

    Strange as it may seem Barnett gives more money to London than the whole of Scotland.

    Subsidy junkies.

  359. 359
    Don't let the facts get in the way Jack says:

  360. 360
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Welsh is a phonetic language. They always tell you that.

    But you then ask them how to pronounce the letter ‘y’!

    They become Kinnocked at that point.

  361. 361
    Universal Hiss says:

    North East £8,177 – 111% of UK average identifiable expenditure
    North West £7,798 – 106%
    Yorkshire and Humberside £7,188 – 98%
    East Midlands £6,491 – 88%
    West Midlands £7,065 – 96%
    Eastern £6,144 – 83%
    London £8,404 – 114%
    South East £6,304 – 86%
    South West £6,677 – 91%

  362. 362
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    In case anyone is wondering, the brilliant photo in that Telegraph article above is by Pete Le May. It is not properly captioned (shame on DT!) but is actually of the Sam Wanamaker Playhouse.

  363. 363
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

  364. 364
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Fingers in ears, sing ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la’.

    Repeat, ad nauseam, ‘ Too far, too fast’.

  365. 365
    Universal Hiss says:

    England £7,121
    Scotland £8,623
    Wales £8,139
    Northern Ireland £9,385

    Scotland gets more than England but N.Ireland does quite well for such a tiny area.Historical scrapping reasons.

    All figures from wiki so make of it what you will.

  366. 366
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

  367. 367
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    KISS MY ASS, ED !!!!

  368. 368
    Olive, die anderen Rentiere says:

    Ich habe gehört, dass es murmelte Laura wurde riss die Kette.

  369. 369
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Kate Moss could have her evil way with me. I am sure it would be evil too. *dreams*

    She has 11,224 followers. Our host has 103,225. So the vote goes to Guido here, hands down.

    However, I must be frank with you all. If all the clothes are going to come off…

  370. 370
    Lies, Damned lies & Libor statistics says:

  371. 371
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Wir scheinen von Old Trafford entfernt haben?

  372. 372
    Paul McCord says:

    But where does it say that there are no unwritten rules ?

    
    

    You didn’t answer re Hendrix. I must admit that I don’t know all the names you listed, but Hendrix, at least, still appears on the occasional Sky Arts programme over here.

  373. 373
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Not paying. That’s final.

  374. 374
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Hidden message.

    If you want to stay in you’re a horses arse.

  375. 375
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Occasional for his mega-status = under-recognised IMHO.

    If you appreciate real music, as I suspect you do, then research all those names you don’t know and I promise you will not be disappointed.

    Of course, we have plenty in the UK to match these but I prefer to be internationally receptive. I am still learning.

  376. 376
    Where's our referendum Dave? says:

  377. 377
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    AMS malinvested in a bucket load of commercial property at exactly the wrong time…

    Just waiting for the “shock” announcement.

  378. 378
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Making sure we get more than our fair share of rich diversity of tropical diseases.

  379. 379
    Shergar says:

    Frankely, I think you’re trying to bambusal me.

  380. 380
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    “Rich diversity” in London…

  381. 381
    Give dave shit says:

  382. 382
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    You could go on holiday for 9 months.

    The reality is that getting pregnant is a choice. These women choose to take 9 months off. By trying to get OPM to smooth over the consequences of their decisions they ruin the chances of women to find a job.

  383. 383
    Laikra Rollins-Downe says:

    Our host has, so far, wriggled out of doing anything like that.

  384. 384
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Half of current economics seems to involve the illogical “leaps” akin to bending a changing room mirror and then claiming that the person WAS actually losing weight when they stand in front of it.

  385. 385
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    People who kill themselves are mentally ill.

    To think Labour would stoop to abusing the mentally ill to try and score political points is a new low even for the party of sociopaths.

  386. 386
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    I am not unhappy about that outcome, I must say.

    You?

  387. 387
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Sod this, what do you say Ricky?

    watch?v=l2SVFxBU4bM

  388. 388
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    bugger! try again shall I – thought I was still on youtubby doing links,

  389. 389
    Tachybaptus says:

    Way back from that, Amstrad had the cheap end of the computer market completely cornered, and blundered into losing their lead. Sugar is a loser.

  390. 390
    An Phoblacht says:

    I am sure you don’t really want to cause trouble

  391. 391
    Olive, die anderen Rentiere says:

    Die alten Cricket-Spieler hat die Falte links.
    Er beklagte, dass die Erwachsenen wurden wie Kinder wirken und dass sie versuchten, die Schwarte Bein weg von einem Esel zu sprechen.

  392. 392
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Anonymong,
    Anonymong,
    Why are you.
    Always wrong?

  393. 393
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Does ITV extort 3 billion quid a year and threaten 100,000 a week for owning an aerial?

  394. 394
    Shergar says:

    I’m sure your day will come not long after Brian’s mum steps down.
    He’ll be dining out on Black Caviar when that happens.

  395. 395
    An Phoblacht says:

    And they said monetarism was discredited…

    Austrian School wins over Friedman and anything wins over Brown/Krugman.

  396. 396
    Phallacy of the undistributed middle says:

    Nicht Kricket. Fußball!

  397. 397
    Laikra Rollins-Downe says:

    Darn tootin’ ! :-)

  398. 398
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Coming out with same old same old?

  399. 399
    Lavi Onrose says:

    Zusätzlichen Bein sagt, dass war ein no-ball.

  400. 400
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    My perfect job for Cameron, as I have already mentioned somewhere elsewhere, is to run a team of bog cleaners on the London Underground. He has missed his vocation.

  401. 401
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Yes JJ Abrams, but I was trying to be polite to the head feck.

  402. 402
    Phallacy of the undistributed middle says:

    Abseits!

  403. 403
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    In my name!

    Well, it’s life Jim, but curious, it seems a hanna-barbara cartoon, Jim,

  404. 404
    Vote Labour = Fuck off you can't have a vote on the EU says:

  405. 405
    Vote Labour = Fuck off you can't have a vote on the EU says:

  406. 406
    Vote Labour = Fuck off you can't have a vote on the EU says:

  407. 407
    Vote LibLabCon = Fuck off you can't have a vote on the EU says:

  408. 408
    Vote LibLabCon = Fuck off you can't have a vote on the EU says:

  409. 409
    Boris Johnson says:

    Quitting the EU won’t solve our problems.

  410. 410
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    We’d be really fecked if the rich torys have their way to leave the EU. They will just bugger off to their offshore islands where their cash is hidden while we fall to pieces. EU – no retreat, I say! Ey Major Sharpe, what do yews ‘ave tp say, larke lad?

  411. 411
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Ja, können wir die wärme in der EU küche stehen, und es jetzt zu verlassen, nur einfach keinen sinn. Wollen wir irgendeine art von Nordkorea in Europa zu werden? Ich weiß wirklich nicht so irgendwie zu denken.

  412. 412
    Ian Beide Hände says:

    Vielleicht möchten Sie, dies mit dem Werfen einer Münze zu begleichen?

  413. 413
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Quitting the EU is by far the best way to start solving our problems.

    
    

    Tell Dave to tell Barry o’Maha to keep his fucking nose out of our business.

  414. 414
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Ja/Qui/Ie/Si/Yes Boris

  415. 415
    Liam Byrne says:

    I am afraid Barnet is getting a bit thin these days.

  416. 416
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    It is a classic Tory red Herring, to fill out tory media up with – when push comes to shove, after a proper debate about it all, we will be a no. I love Europe, can’t get enough of it, as per,

    It would break my heart if we become British Empire parochial again.

  417. 417
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Bollocks, all smoke and mirrors – I am an Euro, and little islander tory inglunders can SUCK MY STUMP! UKIP are such torys, and if any of you don’t realise that, then you are bigger fools than I thought you were. Take your blinkers off, you horseshits.

  418. 418
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Get out of Europe in 2017 = New UK = North Korea in Western Europe

  419. 419
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    …and it looks know that Bonnie Tyler is fecked to winning the Eurovision song contest this week – have you realised that? Some people just do not think these things through, and it makes me angry!

    She’s now stuffed before she opens her gob, like going in war without a rifle or even a knife.

  420. 420
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Think regressive is the word, in the eyes of the rest of the World. Bin such ideas, as the fucking Brit Empire was such an Utopia, no. it def wasn’t!

  421. 421
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Celtic Christianity had a fascinating history when it got up and going, during and just after Roman times, spread all through the old “Celic” lands to east of the Alps, it was the blueprint to the Roman Catholic Church, who used it and abused the idea, as they do. But then the north east of the Rhines came along, with their Black Forest ways…. But we did have our differences with the Romans at first, don’t get me wrong, but we soon agreed to differ, as you do, as per,

    Some people from a nearby old Roman town, Carmarthen, went for ancestral DNA tests, and they had surprising results where their DNA came from, couple of six feet girls thought it anyway, that they were old Roman from then.

  422. 422
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    As per,

  423. 423
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Prefer a bit of Gram myself,

    Fascinating death and buriel he had – quite bonkers, only in the US,

  424. 424
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    WHOOPSIE! became BBC 1970s repeat there!

  425. 425
    scunner says:

    If we are subsidy junkies why are you tory Hunts desperate to keep your claws in Scotland?

  426. 426
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Better one of Gram here, with Emmy-Lou,

  427. 427
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Always puzzled me how ladies can cope with long hair, got into my eyes and mouth and everywhere when I once tried to grow, to the point that I declared baldness can not come too soon. Thank God I didn’t live around then where young men’s fashion for long hair would have sent me nuts. No wonder I became a mod in the late seventies, after skinhead dabbling with punk,

    Speak to Jackie now and then, of Rupert Bear and White Horses fame – lives in British Columbia in Canada these days, 77th birthday in a couple weeks, which I will send a birthday card to as usual, and enjoying herself in BC, but as you do when you are 76, you have the occasional health scares, as you do, when the body starts creaking. Another of Jackie here, done to a modern London life vid, enjoy,

  428. 428
    Rustberger's Organ says:

    Tax avoidance is evil and should be stamped out.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/12/uk-companies-condemned-tax-havens

    
    

    But hey ! …… so long as it’s legal …..

  429. 429
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    …by the way, Emma Rede was one of the syonyms/anons that Jackie used – contractual lawyer issues from the time and all that, and so on, yes, the money grabbers in the shadows, which I have discussed with Jackie, and she basically calls them cants, in so many words…

  430. 430
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Jackie’s classic b-side Northern soul track, b-side of the He’s my man of above, just simply love the lady,

    S’pose I could post her Barbarella track, intro to that Jane Fonda film, where Jane get’s her young titties out, without a gym or aerobics classes near abouts?

    smack the back of my head!

  431. 431
    News flash says:

    Senior Perv to be released early this morning :

    http://ind.pn/11wa4VK

  432. 432
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    as morning follows day – keep strong please, and if you give us true socialists a bit of time, we will fuck them, even if it means taking to the streets and do some TRUE firelighting,

    KEEP STRONG!

  433. 433
    Unseriously deluded says:

    You are clearly a victim of Liebore (non)-ejerkashun policy.

  434. 434
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    I know we have all been through this thirty odd years ago, but still, STILL KEEP FUCKING STRONG!

    Ironically, from Clegg’s Sheffield area, the biggest tory I the Coalition. What do you say, Heaven 17 from Sheffield?

  435. 435
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    My MI5 file must be quite thick by now, but do I give? NOOO! See this brown hole towards the bottom of my back Cameron? Well come try and FUCK IT, you Tory post-Empire total pathetic nonse.

  436. 436
    Unseriously deluded says:

    Not coalescing then – more like Polarising?

  437. 437
    A snip in time... says:

    .. and elephants circumcisers STILL get the biggest tips…

  438. 438
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Steve Buscemi, what do you have to say on this matter?

    Where’s Bill when you need him – “Say, Bill, did you, umm, kill anyone, you know, in Korea?”

    “What kinda of arsenine question is that?”, says Bill.

  439. 439
    Bomza Weigh says:

    Lot a bluddy Sour krowty foreigners on here today. I thought we already beat them once….

  440. 440
    I remain mightily unimpressed by thyat display says:

    I blame Danny Boilindebag.

  441. 441
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    I would know I would have a firery nightmare relationship with the dark haired sis, when all my friends says I should have gone for the stable blonde sister. But life is not like that, is it? We build our own crosses in life, when if she is a damn good shag orifices everywhere, she asks, when the lights go out, us falling off various Alpined bedroomed wardrobes, giggling, after both comng.

  442. 442
    I still remain mightily unimpressed says:

    One rule for them etc ….. Perverting the course of justice is punishable by up to life (for everyone else only of course).

  443. 443
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    I have this incredible cockerel crowing at the moment, used to be about seven in the morning in deep winter, now he is up to four AM – he will hardly will have no sleep 21/22 of June, and don’t ask me about the foxes abouts, who call clear and cold, while a dog responds farmyards away. That is living in the country for you, bluddy marvellous, ey Jacques Tati, mon ami?

  444. 444
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    And then she goes loopy and crazy, giving me a right ear ache, as such do. PUB TIME!

  445. 445
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    There is always Melanie from Switerzerlundia of course, gargling on her tongue, as they do,

  446. 446
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Danmark, Grimms,

  447. 447
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    Wave you arms above Euros, go on – BELIEVE IN MEEE!

    Well, you can’t say I didn’t try. BELIEVE IN ME, as I stand alongside you… etc.

  448. 448
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    And the most peculiar thing, is nige Farage has no doubt has it at number one spot on his MPthingy player this week, since I reckon he has always had the hots for welsh Bonnie, the UKIP pervert he is.

    Song for you Nige, just for you,

    Calm down Nige – and yes, met Gwen several times, and she was fascinated with me, but we didn’t get around to shag, since she had quite a condensed timetable at the time. But maybe later….

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    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:


    ;)

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    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    ach!

  451. 451
    Star Wars is crap, Star Trek is the Daddy says:

    think I shouldn’t have posted the second Vid, for Ky lie?

  452. 452
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Not forgetting the 7,500 people sent to prison last year for not wanting to pay for the BBC propaganda service.

  453. 453
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you fuck off and join twitter.

  454. 454
    Anonymous says:

    Yo are destoying this site you fucking retard.

  455. 455
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    The licence fee is collected by government and not the BBC (hey, some of it goes to ITV and BSkyB). It is just a further tax and a convention that ‘the silent majority’ of the UK are happy to abide by.

  456. 456
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Not one reply to this video. Funny that, eh?

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