May 9th, 2013

Keith Vaz’s Outstanding Outsourcing Double Standards

Moany Keith Vaz is cross about outsourcing of jobs from Westminster, to areas with lower levels of employment:

Would he be opposed to those big baddies at G4S outsourcing jobs to his own constituency? Well apparently not. Here is Keith welcoming the management of G4S to Leicester just last week, where he praised them for employing 60 people from his local area through a new outsourcing contract:

Who does Keith have to thank for those jobs? The French Ministry of Justice. Farce, indeed…


56 Comments

  1. 1
    Shooty* says:

    Save us, Keith Vaz, you’re our only hope!

  2. 2
    Sarah says:

    When will we see the crosshairs on Vaz Guido?

  3. 3
    UKIP says:

    And they want to outsource some sections of policing to G4S.

  4. 4
    UKIP says:

    He’s not called Vazolene for nothing, he’s a slippery one.

  5. 5
    Will says:

    It makes perfect sense to employ individuals in jobs such as this to high unemployment areas. Moving jobs such as this from high cost london to other areas of Britain with high unemployment makes perfect sense. I bet if the jobs moved to his constituency he would not complain.

  6. 6
    Hang The Bostards says:

    An unprincipled wanker if ever I saw one.

    Keith Vaz depicts all that is rotten with the current bunch.

  7. 7
    Keith is Keith says:

    The thing is, Guido, we all know Vaz is a cad, a bounder, an oily b’stard, a greedy, slimey toad and an all-round utter shit. There is nothing new to be said about him, merely a myriad of ways of saying the same thing.

  8. 8
    BB says:

    I wouldn’t pay too much attention to what old slippery says – I wasn’t aware anyone took the slightest bit of notice of him anyway as he jumps from bandwagon to bandwagon.

  9. 9
    Vaz Watch says:

    Child abuse cover up by Richmond / Islington councils, wasn’t Vaz legal counsel at the time ?

    Attacking G4S, one of largest UK companies and employers, is not really the right thing for an elected official to do, irrespective of the hypocrisy pointed out in this article.

  10. 10
    Down Shep says:

    And cooks-up poisonous Byrianies in the middle of the night I’ll warrant.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    It’s capita that’s moving the jobs. But he is a slimy MP and no chance of being unseated at any election. Also owned 5 homes and educated via Oxbridge

  12. 12
    Glyn H says:

    Two faced as ever; anything to get his name in the press. What can one do to improve the quality of MP’s? They are already overpaid and everything done to make them ‘more full time professionals’ gives us more twerps like Vaz, Bryant, that Muppet Li b Dem from Cambridge, and weak Tories like Dorries and Djangoly!

  13. 13
    Will says:

    I doubt if he has even met any if the staff effected by this or talked to them. Any passing bandwagon, I wonder why he has not taken as much interest in that poor nurse who hanged herself I suppose not newsworthy anymore !!

  14. 14
    Vazeline® The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    I have now perfected leaving those little silvery slime trails behind me so it is now possible to see wherever I have been.

    Ahhh progress.

  15. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    Racist!

  16. 16
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Somebody get some salt

  17. 17
    Prince Regent says:

    Justice? In France? as recorded in the “Scarlet pimpernel”

  18. 18
    ITS BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND WITH 3 LABOUR Ms AND NO FOOD BANKS says:

    What else would you expect from Vaz one of the most unpricipled politicans in a generation of tossers

  19. 19
    Monty Don says:

    Beer traps are very effective.

    Lure him into one of the HOC bars, fill a kiddies paddling pool with booze and money and in they crawl.

    They can’t resist it.

  20. 20
    Jim says:

    NOBODY VOTES IN POINTLESS SHIT ELECTIONS

  21. 21
    Jim says:

    VAZSCUM

  22. 22
    Vazeline® The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    Steady on old chap, have a heart, there is still much to do, much to achieve, glory to be had and money to be made.

  23. 23
    Jim says:

    VAZSHIT SCUM

  24. 24
    err says:

    every time I see the guy’s face I question myself, “why do I think he is a lying cheating scumbag ?, do I have an aversion to Asians or something like this ?”
    but I answer myself ” no he really does look like a lying, cheating scumbag”
    which throws up the old question ” do people grow to look like their inner self ?”
    well I think so.
    the victorians had the idea that phrenology could point out types, it really is embedded that we judge people on their looks so there might be something in it.
    anyway
    he looks like a slimy git who shouldn’t be in public life

  25. 25
    Nick Abba Clegg says:

    If you change your mind.

  26. 26
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    You are not wrong.

  27. 27
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    If you don’t vote in elections then you are the pointless shit.

    Do your civic and democratic duty you idle fuck. Spoil your ballot paper if you must but at least get out and vote or you piss on the graves of generations of men and women who fought for the franchise.

  28. 28
    Ind Coope says:

    …….and there has never, never been a cheaper place to fill up with beer, you could fill an Olympic size swimming pool, get change from a tenner and the best bit, wait for it……the taxpayer coughs.

  29. 29
    What's In A Name says:

    Indeed, but who was the comedian that chose that innocent sounding name, Keith, ffs there are some really honest and good people out there with that name!

  30. 30
    cGOM says:

    He’s always been a smarmy, two-faced count..

  31. 31
    Pickled John says:

    Why is Keith Vaz’s voice so affected?

  32. 32
    Public Sector Sponger says:

    If Keith tells you the time of day, you should always double-check.

  33. 33
    Col Nut says:

    Must be the curries stinging his arse.

  34. 34
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    A name like Whatsmycut Vaz could have been more suitable.

  35. 35
    Wyle Cop says:

    Well said, Sir.

  36. 36
    In A Flap says:

    my feeling entirely, those that cannot be arsed to vote have no right to complain in the whiny voice they use about what happens. Make voting a legal requirement like australia.

  37. 37
    Ist order shit says:

    But the slug has such a lovely (false) smile.

  38. 38
    fitz fitz says:

    The very embodiment of RICTUS GRIN … ugh .

  39. 39
    'Visa' Vaz says:

    Used notes only, please!

  40. 40
    fitz fitz says:

    … only that ghastly, scots, Desert Island Discs presenter woman is more ingratiating, more oleo .

  41. 41
    Cumberland Sausage says:

    Vaz is typical of the scume that inhabits parliament.

  42. 42

    Switchboard operators in this day and age? Sounds like the HoC needs to be dragged into the twenty-first century with the rollout of a Voip system.

  43. 43
    The Voice of the UK says:

    This guy Vaz is the very worst that the BRITISH House of Commons has ever seen. He is only there because of the immigrant voters of his consituency in Leicester who he swoons over to protect his job and his toughing opportunities. He wouldn’t get a vote in any other and TRUE BITISH constituency. They know what he’s about. N wonder he’s known as “Vazoline” by all HoC Members

  44. 44
    A Citizen of Aden. says:

    Because he’s trying and failing to sound like a true Brit. Just laugh at him!!

  45. 45
    Mrs Bone says:

    I don’t like that man.

  46. 46
    Mr Bone says:

    I totally concur with my wife.

  47. 47
    intelligent people says:

    Do not vote

  48. 48
    yvemaria says:

    SPRINKLE SLUG POWDER OVER HIM…..HE WILL BECOME >>>WET…WET…WET. AND WIPE THE {FALSE } SMILE OFF OF HIM.

  49. 49
    err says:

    well, the difficult question is
    ” What does that say about the people who voted him in ?”

  50. 50
    Thicky says:

    It’ll be a long commute from Southampton for all those telephone ladies now! Can they claim the train fare?

  51. 51
    local wind says:

    seriously Will … they’re switchboard operators so at least its reasonably certain he will have spoken to some of them … get a grip

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    And then make sure you still have your watch on your wrist after he shakes your hand.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Hope you have saved a few descriptive comments to describe him when he is elevated to the HoL trough.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    They couldn’t risk exporting the switchboard jobs to India in case anyone topped themselves after mistaking Vaz for Prince Charles.

  55. 55
    WTF??? says:

    Nah, he’s just an Asian politician. It’s all part of the culture. You’re just being xenophobic by not tolerating his “me first” politics. In a truly pluralistic nation you would welcome his grubby corrupt electioneering.

  56. 56
    elaineland says:

    I’ve heard he gets paid weekly in plain brown envelopes..


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