May 1st, 2013

Shock as ComRes Poll Puts UKIP on 22%


If you took Guido’s advice yesterday morning you could have got evens on UKIP getting  50 seats. Guido got a bit greedy after lunch:

After last night’s poll those odds are now 10/1 on


  1. 1
    Wurzel says:

    Bit late Gee – Doh

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    Dave says:

    Sam — do you know where the Imodium is? I’m getting the shits real bad.

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    Casual Punter says:

    What’s the odds on a South Shields earthquake?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Probably takes a while to waddle round all the bookies.

  7. 7
    Wurzel says:

    Then the time to knock up the pie charts, all of which makes following Twatter much speedier!

  8. 8
    Terrible Certainty says:

    Vote… one.

  9. 9
    Wurzel says:

    Fracking high

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Bet the LibDems will be dropping PR from their manifesto pretty quick now.

  11. 11
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Vote UKIP – and break the noses of the 3 Stooge parties and also break the legs of the press mongrels who CONSISTENTLY promote the duplicitous two-faced lying bastards?

    DOUBLE RESULT anyone?

  12. 12
    Davey Cameron says:

    See my rant about UKIP

  13. 13
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you are not going to vote – then don’t EVER FUCKING COMPLAIN about anything – get your Rse into the booth and ‘Spoil you vote’ [with a big black felt tip] – if you do ‘then you have the right’ to bitch and complain.

  14. 14
    Owen Jones says:

    UKIP are racists.

  15. 15
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do you know ANYTHING about Peter Mandelseons “Criminal activities / frauds” over the past 30 or so years you dim-witted homo?

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    Anon...........but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Good see after Ken Clarkes helpful contribution last weekend he has
    helped to boost UKIP’s % share of the Vote much higher……

    No doubt a bottle of bubble is on the way to Ken from some
    chap called Nigel………Thanking him for his thoughtful helpful

  17. 17
    A member of the public at large says:

    So less than a quarter are plmping for Labour.

    I wonder why not?

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    rick says:

    Sounds good to me. Might even end up with the UK being governed by the Brits.

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    Wurzel says:

    Help is flowin in from all sides!

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    A Moment of Reflection says:

    Ken Clarke is a bit thick. Who knew?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    did anybody bet on Bournemouth to win league one ?

  22. 22
    Angela Merkel says:

    Now, now, lets not get ahead of yourselves

  23. 23
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ken has more pressing things on his mind in reality. He and his builderBUGGER mates have child abuse matters to conceal.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Dim-witted homeo, surely…?

  25. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    They didn’t.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    they were doing until the 96th minute

  27. 27
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  28. 28
    Anonymous says:



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    Blowing Whistles says:

    No – he is either a dupe of the ‘Militant Political Homosexual Criminal Mafia’ or he is a fully ‘informed’ member of said mafia? Either way isn’t he just a twat?

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:



  31. 31
    rick says:

    Love to see the old Tory establishment playing the race card. It might deprive the Left of their favorite debate-stopper.

  32. 32
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Got your attention didn’t I?

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    No Nick, it is too late for that. I recommend you lie low in Spain for a bit.

    We would find you to be a bit of an embarrassment if you return home to Holland just now. Wait a couple of years.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    I always vote. So…

    I hereby complain about your appalling standard of written English and total lack of any coherent statements, arguments or ideas.


  35. 35
    Laughing hangman says:

    BW, totally agree, don’t dare complain of you don’t vote. People have died for the right to vote.

  36. 36
    Cameron's toast! says:

    The bookies are never wrong!

  37. 37
    The Public says:

    Who gives a shit what the old Tory establishment thinks? They are finished. Dried up, useless has-beens.

  38. 38
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Political Correctness – with its subsidiary trick [you’ll be nicked … so be afraid] the cops being set upon you has run its duplicitous course.

  39. 39
    Border Terrier says:

    Can you be serious Guido? To promote the gobby fascist lite Farage with his saloon bar manners and 19th hole philosophy.

    You were once on the money.

    Sad decline.

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    Edward. says:

    South Shields – come on UKIP and ram this forthcoming by-election victory up Miliminor’s Marxist scumbags.

    Oh s&^£, I forgot about the postal vote – easy lav party hold then.

  41. 41
    Blowing Whistles says:

    See above No 32 – Got your attention though …

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    Someone responding to a member of the public says:

    Because the elections on Thursday are in mainly Tory areas.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t lecture people.
    Only a moron would give strangers a mandate to rule over them. Particularly incompetent ones.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    And let’s use MORE CAPITALS and lovely VIOLENT IMAGES because we are just so REASONABLE and worth listening to.

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    The 'Independent' International Election Observers says:

    It’ll cost you are least half a million to get us to agree with you.

  46. 46
    The House of ill repute says:

    Did you mean to write pimping?

  47. 47
    RoadHog says:

    Well, in fairness, you called it earlier today and you’ve stated that you stuck some money on it, so fair play to you, whichever way it goes.

  48. 48
    effoff says:

    Fine, YOU give a bunch of corrupt Idiots a mandate to control you but don’t expect the rest of us to comply.

  49. 49
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A bit like the game of flat racing horses then I suppose?

  50. 50
    Lawrence of Arabia says:

    There are no ‘Tory’ areas, just as there are no ‘Labour’ areas.

    Nothing is written.

  51. 51
    NF says:


  52. 52
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Shouldn’t someone here should be flattered?

    Me personally – having been smeared by so many take great heart.

  53. 53
    Fnurr Fnurr says:

    Is that a fancy way of saying they are all giving each other the bone?

  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How many copies of you 1917 book are there about? Has SC read your 1917 or later versions?

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Indeed. But I’m sure you’ll wash off.

  56. 56
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Are you a professional troll paid for by the LibLabCon Merchants?

  57. 57
    Curious says:

    10% are ‘other’.

    What does that mean? Green? Trots? B&P?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Only a moron would say “Don’t lecture people” immediately before doing exactly that.

    If you don’t vote, being ruled by strangers is guaranteed. Long way to those polling stations, though. Best to just do nothing, hey…


  59. 59
    NF says:

    But David, if you take Imodium, you will be rid of the Trots!

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Yup. All three. Monthly payments in gold and Bitcoins, with the occasional coke-and-whores trip to Vegas with my friends from Bilderberg and the Trilateral Commission. Kissinger on Karaoke is just incredible.

    But you I’m doing for free.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    I trod in the most immense dog turd the other day. That got my attention too.

  62. 62
    Dilbert says:

    You are Alistair Campbell and when the day of reckoning comes you will be strung up by your balls.

    Oh and I claim my 5 shekels

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Every man and his dog are voting UKIP round here.

  65. 65
    shittoryscum says:

    we don’t need no more fascists – we’ve got enough already

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    One Man One Vote says:

    In 2012 the electorate of South Shields was 63,765.

    By contrast, a mere 21,837 people in the Western Isles made up the electorate for their MP, and only 33,755 people in Orkney and Shetland were represented by theirs. In other words, Scots were getting two (in fact more than two) MPs into Westminster to represent them compared to the one MP who represented the people of South Shields.

    Call this country a democracy where everyone’s voice has equal weight? Its a bloody disgrace.

  67. 67
    shittoryscum says:

    precisely who do this government think they are??

    fucking facists that’s what!!!!

  68. 68
    Londoner says:

    Not quite. Some of us live in London and do not have the vote this time.

    I would however encourage everyone who has a vote to use theirs. You know it makes sense.

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    A Degenerate Betting Shop Punter Watching NFL Games On The Telly In An American-Theme Bar says:

    At least with the O/U in elections, you’re not going to have idiots like me yelling at the set, late in a low-scoring game, “No! Don’t go for the field goal! Go for the touchdown! I need all the points I can get, for the ‘Over’!”

  72. 72

    Labour supporters are often too bleeding lazy to turn out so UKIP may even overtake them. What about the odds on that?

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    drop my drawers and call me mother! Has the UK gone mad??? 22% for those twats?

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    JH394823840923 says:

    Left wingers tend to behave more like fascists than the ‘Torys’.

  75. 75
    JH394823840923 says:

    Left wingers tend to behave more like fascists than the ‘Torys’.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Mein Fuhrer, ich denke, wir sollten einen nationalen notstand nennen, da Nige Farage hat das Land plötzlich in einem verdammten Zauber bekam, Mein Fuhrer.

    whoopy whoopy oop da doody – JAAAAA!

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    Jimmy says:

    The numbers certainly look impressive when you take the townies out. The Lemon Party has clearly made a big impact with the key people with webbed feet who point at aeroplanes demographic.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Lied von ihnen,


  79. 79
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Angela Merkel, erhalten über die klippen von Dover, wenn sie können, tosser.

    I told her, oh yes!

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    Anonymous says:

    You fucking clueless Hunting fuck.

    Even gerrymandering the fucking wards your fucked.

    You absolutely fucking clueless fucking wankering Hunt.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    sweet, as long as i’m not paying for those false-market over paid fuckers.

    drop dead TRC, you’re a Hunting Hunt.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Capture a moment in time, I am, with two marvellous ladies still quite young., playing life’s games, for all of us to see, brilliantly.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    UKIP are a here, and may I say it, a gone tomorrow party.

  84. 84
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    You are trying to defend the undefensible, you tosser. Join labour.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Cat, what the fuck are you on about now -you get me sometimes. Labour us will be out in loads voting, you silly plonker. Song for you, Cat, just for you,

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Happy May 1 Workers day all, by the way,

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    Dave the fail says:

    Call me Dave’s only accomplishment is to enable men and women who look like men to marry each other.

    He is set to lose to a sallow skinned Marxist with a bad lisp.

    UKIP has to somehow rescue Britain from that.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    The main thing is he is another public schoolboy fucking us up again. He needs putting up against the wall and shooting.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    The flood of bile coursing through your veins seems to have made you incomprehensible.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    bugger, that might have been a bit boring for some abouts, so….

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Love Russia I do…

    in all ways…

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    Early 21st Century man was very partial to fruitcake says:

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Song for Caprice,

    WHAAARRTT? Yes I know she is a porn star, that get’s up to “things”. I’ve seen the vids, anything goes with her, and so on, up everywhere holes. But still, she is a sweet girl at heart, I think.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    If I was twenty years younger I could see me marrying a Russian porn star – I could not give a damn how many pricks they have in their pin cushion, after doctor’s tests, of course.

  96. 96
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    ok ok , so Caprice is from the Czech Republic – same difference.

  97. 97
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Whoever spent time doing that, needs to out more. But don’t get me wrong, very impressive, but still…..

  98. 98
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    get out more even

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Tidy. But what the fuck is “The Polish Situation” when it is at fecking home? Daily Snail gets me, most times. Buddy fascists.

  101. 101
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Bluddy fascists even. Daily Wail is a fecked up British institution, and they know it, and they play with it.

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    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    hundred up

  103. 103
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Jimmy, I like this one too,

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    s says:

    like you then?

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    doh says:

    the number of videos reappearing here indicate to me that the tories are on the run – and so they should be – buggering kids, buggering the country – bugger off

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    albacore says:

    Take another look – it’s Larry the Lamb
    That’s posting most of the video spam
    And if what he says ain’t with a forked tongue
    It’s to Labour that he’s damned to belong
    Still, Lib, Lab or Con, what does it matter?
    That whole gang’s fat cats and getting fatter
    Who don’t give a rat’s for real British folk
    While creaming bunce from the sick E U joke
    Old videos are all they have to sell
    Vote UKIP and send the traitors to hell

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    To my great shame I told my rancid 83 yr old uncle I’m voting ukip to get him to STFU. Didn’t work. Anyone got any ideas?

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    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Can’t for the life of you understand why UKIP are doing so well?

    Maybe the fact that Spain now has a higher percentage of unemployed than America did at the height of the Great Depression.

    This is what EU membership does for you.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Goodbye Dave.

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    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Survation. Fieldwork 26-28 April: (Westminster VI) LAB 36% (-2) CON 29% (-2) UKIP 16% (+2) LD 12% (+2) AP 8% (+1) Change since 26/01 (MOS)

    Another poll giving UKIP 16%, taking votes off both Tories and Labour alike.

    Labour are as worried about UKIP as the Tories are.

    Don’t be a sheep vote for UKIP.

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    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    When does the Don’t Unseat Dave (DUD) campaign start?

  112. 112
    Dave rallies his troops says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for………..Opposition !!

  113. 113
    And my nomination for most useless Tory leader in modern times goes to.... says:

    Let’s face it…it takes real skill fail to win a majority against the most hated PM in living memory and then make sure that you piss off your core supporters so they desert the party in droves letting a Labour Party led by someone the electorate doesn’t believe has any idea how to run the economy win the 2015 election……

  114. 114
    doh says:

    don’t be a sheep be a prick eh??

  115. 115
    doh says:

    ukip are not even good enough to be called turds

  116. 116
    doh says:

    the implication of your comment is that the system works just fine without any sort of bias or interference and so it should be used because it is perfect – you really are thick and must be a ukipper – ukip by name arse by nature

  117. 117
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Well if you think that being a prick is putting your own national interest first, as every other EU country does, then it is not me who is the real prick.

    The real prick is the one who thinks the EU can better spend our £55 million a day on other European countries rather than ours thus allowing us to be able to spend that much less on health, education, etc. Of course if you don’t think health and education matter then you are an even bigger prick.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Tomorrow is send dave a message day.Please support.

  119. 119
    Aunt Hilda says:

    you could try playing him a tape of harriet on today this morning…guaranteed to have him comatose in moments

  120. 120
    Fuck off Libdummies says:

    There are lots of unemployed in Spain, Nickelarse. You will fit in nicely.

  121. 121
    Gordon (remember me?) says:

    I make porridge with Scottish coal. There’s nothing better to get things moving in the morning.

  122. 122
    Simples says:


  123. 123
    Red Ed says:

    Did you hear me on the radio? I taught that Martha woman a thing or two that she won’t forget for a long while. She didn’t understand the Labour’s winning borrowing and spending policy even though it’s blindingly obvious to even a 7 year-old. Owen gets it and so does Martha now.

  124. 124
    Chaucer says:

    What about the Pilgrims? They’re still there.

  125. 125
    rEd's Mum says:

    You were very enthusiastic dear.

  126. 126
    Rob Roy says:

    The English people dithered at the last election and ended with the Government they deserved.

    Now they are forced to look at themseves in the mirror they do not like what they see.

    These local elections are the next step.

    Set Scotland free.

    Scottish people do not care if they will be worse off outside the Union as the Conservatives claim.

    They just want to be free.

  127. 127

    Typical socialist retort, that:

    Don’t blind me with the facts, I have made my mind up…

  128. 128
    Dim Dave. says:

    Willy comes to the rescue. :-)

  129. 129
    Delboy says:

    22% you say?

    And the rest!!!!!!

  130. 130
    Long John Silver's Parrot says:

    So our Guido went round all the Bookies yesterday putting on small bets with them all because he didn’t want to rock the market.

    He is truly all heart .

  131. 131
    Swiss Bob says:

    UKIP on 22%!

    Ahh hah haha hahaha hahha hhahahah. . . .

    This is the best political entertainment since Brown went on about ‘that bigoted old woman’ and lost the last election.

  132. 132
    dogleg says:

    The only way for change is to break the stranglehold of the Establishment (LibLabCon). People might not like UKIP but they are the strongest tool we have right now to do a demolition job.
    If the entire country, to a man, refused to vote then change would still not happen because presumably all the councillors would simply retain their seats.

    Once the demolition starts, we have to be careful that the turmoil doesn’t let in loose cannons or other nasty figures. We also have to keep in mind that the real power lies in Whitehall; a demolition job is badly needed there too.

  133. 133

    Does the fact that Billy Redden could not actually play the banjo stand as a metaphor for the soundness of your argument, Jimmy?

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Hang on. Are you defending the NHS? That’s disgusting.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Quite infantile using capitals for dramatic effect. Bit like your weird opinions.

  136. 136
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    I’ve received no polling card so presume we’re not voting tomorrow in my area.

    Still, it means I don’t have shift my backside!

  137. 137

    Dоеѕ thе fасt thаt Bіlly Rеddеn соuld nоt асtuаlly plаy thе bаnjо ѕtаnd аѕ а mеtаphоr fоr thе ѕоundnеѕѕ оf yоur аrgumеnt, Jіmmy?

  138. 138
    So near but so far says:

    Peaking too early. They no longer have the underdog advantage.

  139. 139
    Nick griffin says:

    FFs yiu twonk

  140. 140
    One Term Dave says:

    When voters consider my triumph over gay marriage, they will vote for me in their droves.

  141. 141
    a fan says:

    Very Good.

    Please take over from the usual Friday/Monday shit ‘cartoons’.

  142. 142

    Chairman Mao, Ted Heath, Leon Trotsky, Antonio Gramsci, Herman von Rompuy, David Cameron, yooor boys took one hell of a beating!

  143. 143
    Knob Ed says:

    My Trekkie friends told me it was one of the best interviews I have ever done.

  144. 144
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    It would be priceless voting UKIP just to see the looks on the faces of all those snidey BBC presenters if UKIP do really well and they are forced to issue the results.

  145. 145
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    It’s not over until Anne Widdecombe sings.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Spot on. Priceless.

  147. 147
    Maurice Minor says:

    No Polling cards here either

  148. 148
    Maurice Minor says:

    Bye Bye Dave, close the door on the way out and take that C*NT Gideon with you.

    The world will be far better off utilising his fucking towel folding skills

  149. 149

    After 40 years actively supporting the Conservatives, I joined UKIP the day following the HoC vote for Same Sex Marriage.

    It was the last straw.

  150. 150
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    If UKIP get a good vote it will be difficult to keep them out of the televised interviews in 2015.

  151. 151
    Maurice Minor says:

  152. 152
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Dave Cameron Chat Show Host, I heard.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Faciasm was invented by a communist

  154. 154
    Mummy Jones says:

    Owen — you’re very quiet — are you worrying about UKIP — or just playing with yourself?

  155. 155
    on the beach,sunglasses in the car says:

    You cheeky scousers haven’t been paying your Council Tax.

    £14 billion and rising.

    Pay up now and get the country off its knees.

  156. 156
    Maurice Minor says:

  157. 157
    Diane Abbot says:


  158. 158
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    So do we English. Hence the UKIP vote. Of course there are some who love to live in chains.

  159. 159
    pie.PIE.Wa.Doddle says:

    fatti is the one.
    he presses cots.

  160. 160
    Gawd Help Us says:

    I’m rather concerned about what the “fruitcakes” and “clowns” in the Lib/Lab/Con party would do by way of revenge if UKIP do very well.

  161. 161
    The BBC says:

    ‘Other’ is where we usually hide the UKIP vote and then studiously not mention them.

    I don’t think we can get away with that any more. Fuck.

    How dare people vote for a party we don’t endorse? Who do they think they are?

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP, B&P EDL, FN etc etc.

  163. 163
    sheep needs a dog. says:

    when wonga is the new donga.

  164. 164
    Edward. says:

    Jenny selling herself………………………..again?

  165. 165
    Old person says:

    The Daily Mail has a LOT of readers. Who are you to deny them their opinions?

  166. 166
    Fidel from Cuba says:

    Now have I got this right. Mr Cameron says he does not approve of anyone going around insulting UKIP members.

    So when Ken Clarke ,one of his own kind, goes round doing it no disciplinary action is taken.

    Clearly leadership of the highest quality here.

  167. 167
    gordon is GB says:

    the genius of the full
    is that his abiliti 2 write destini is denied.

  168. 168
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    Would anyone like to buy my 10 DVD Box set of Jamie Cullum interviews and receive a free Parker pen.

  169. 169
    Nigel Farage's mum says:

    He is not the Messiah, he is a very naughty boy.

  170. 170
    Judge Dread says:

    Is this remark defamatory?

    Is this tweet defamatory?

    I will hear representations in my Chambers at 11 o’clock this morning

  171. 171
    Living in 100% trash Merseyside says:

    Living the dream hey?

  172. 172
    gordon is GB says:

    gentle is the child.
    gentle is the gentle…in…the..
    does the gentleman ride……ladies like to balance… they do.

  173. 173
    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:


  174. 174
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    An even better idea would be to refuse to pay taxes.

    The first National Taxpayers’ Strike.

  175. 175
    David Cameron says:


  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

  177. 177
    Gordon Brown says:

    You may very well scoff laddie but I’ll have you know my poos are becoming legendary. I’m not in the Guiness Book of Records yet but I’m told there’s a Brownian Motion entry in Wikipedia. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

  178. 178
    Be Afraid says:

    Do you think they’ll stoop to showing the results of a few quick google searches on ukip candidates? The scum.

  179. 179
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    All I know is that my Council Tax is far too high and the local services I receive are frankly abysmal.

    I do not care whether one candidate thinks the other is a fruitcake or a clown.

    All I want to know is by how much they are going to reduce my Council tax and how are they going to improve my services.

  180. 180
    Hang The Bostards says:

    If all the Tories have to say about UKIP is they are clowns….. then who really are the clowns ?

    Why not debate our EU membership Dave….. oh no I forgot, you want to leave that under the carpet and nasty Mr Farage knows where all the dirt is.

    Tories are dead .

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    +1. Yes, please. Raises the tone no end.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Hague backs Coco Clarke.Nuff said.

  183. 183
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Council tax is what I was thinking about. If UKIP had a lot of local Councillors would government funding be cut to those councils thus increasing the pressure to put up the tax then say “look what those nasty, evil UKIPers do they’re no good for you”.

  184. 184
    Suarez Canal says:

    Thinking about a move to Whitby. Need to get my teeth into something.

  185. 185
    I thought this site was about free speech says:

    Driving around Buckinghamshire and Berkshire recently, true blue Tory ground I’ve not seen a single ‘vote Conservative’ placard, nor a labour one for that matter. I have seen though hundreds of UKIP posters, and about 3 Lib Dem ones. I’ve also seen people beeping car horns at people dressed in UKIP colours who are door knocking.

  186. 186
    Herman Van Rumpey Pumpey says:

    Look at them living the European dream. How can you not want to be part of that?

  187. 187
    Herman Van Rumpey Pumpey says:

    Don’t give up the day job

  188. 188
    They hate her because she won says:

    Would anyone notice?

  189. 189
    Stand up and speak up or sit down and shut up says:

    Who said the system is perfect ?

    Ukip know the shortcomings of the FPTP system because they are fighting against the incumbency effect, but they just keep telling it like it is and hope that Joe Public wakes up to the threat of hegemony before it’s too late.

    If we all declined to vote the EU could well appoint a government for us. as per Italy and Greece.

  190. 190
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Apparantly Dave has booked the removal van… is trending.

  191. 191
    Owen Jones says:

    Listen, I may talk like I was born the only gay in some Yorkshire village but I was actually born and bred in London to a nice middle class family who are would be (not practising obviously) Socialists.

  192. 192
    They hate her because she won says:

    Nasty leftie

  193. 193
    Currencies 4U says:

    I see that the pound has risen on the back of the ComRes data.

  194. 194
    Owen Jones says:

    Now, that’s what I call a real Socialist state. And I won’t rest until we all live in this Utopia.

  195. 195
    Hertford and Stortford says:

    Voting UKIP here

  196. 196
    Tiny Tom says:

    And Here

  197. 197
    Vectensian says:

    2010 General Election

    Electorates : Western Isles 22,266
    Orkney & Shetland 33,085
    Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross 47,257

    Isle of Wight 109,966

  198. 198
  199. 199
    Jimmy says:

    Well that’s spoilt it for me. Next you’ll be telling me that Ned Beatty was an unimaginative lover.

  200. 200
    Private_Schultz says:

    Guido, unless you’ve got your colours the wrong way round, surely the bigger shock is that Con are on 31.3 and Lab only on 24.2?

  201. 201
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    A 19th century philosophy like Marxism? You’re yesterdays man. Stop living in the fifties, but in Russia.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    Will you be first in line when they come for 38.5% of your savings or the value of your house?

    That will concentrate a few minds.

  203. 203
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Get it right you thick fucking twat!

  204. 204
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Vote Clown :)

  205. 205
    Chilli Bom-Bom says:

    Good! Glad to see the back of the smarmy twat!

  206. 206
    Chilli Bom-Bom says:

    Not a fan, then?

  207. 207
    The Liblabcon nation wrecking crew says:

    Our imports are responsible for 1 in 3 births in the UK now.

    Can you say eff-nick cleansing? We knew you could.

  208. 208
    Lizzie says:

    ” Guido got a bit greedy after lunch”

    Liquid lunch?

  209. 209
    Coco the Vague says:

    Says the man who wanted to storm the Ecuadorian Embassy a few months ago.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Alex Wood has his LEFT HAND raised the NAZI salute is done with the ight hand

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    He can’t even get that right…

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