April 29th, 2013

Mrs Mad Al Throws in Towel

The ghastly Fiona Millar finally woke up to the fact that her psycho husband was always going to blow her chances of becoming an MP. According to the StandardMrs Alastair Campbell has pulled out of the race to be the next Member for Hampstead. Despite how toxic his name is on the doorstep, thanks to the blood on his hands, the Campbells are spinning away to the very end: they’ve blamed Ed’s vague education policy as the reason. Instead of the poisonous legacy of him indoors.


  1. 1
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Why hasn’t she taken the traditional Labour route – knife ‘im and leave ‘im. Well it worked for Ed

  2. 2
    Ed Millitwat at 1 says:

    What a shame very pleasing to the eye

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Is the stupid woman that thick? Your husband is a lying scumbag, just like Blair.

  4. 4
    Nonce finder general says:

    Campbell was pure poison . A mass murdering psychopath with no sense of self awareness .
    Blair was a reasonable man by comparison .

  5. 5
    Nige says:

    No. Blair was not a ‘reasonable man’ he employed scum bags like Campbell just so he could keep his hands clean. Didn’t work though.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Only if your blind

  7. 7
    Gprgi says:

    Posh grammar school girl wants the rest of us plebs stuck with the prizes for all comprehensives . What an Abbott sized hypocrite.

  8. 8
    The Guide Dogs for the Blind Association says:

    As a severly sight-impaired person, we feel you might benefit from one of our guide dogs.

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    State funeral for both of them when they go.

  10. 10
    UkipTips says:

    Cause a scene in the frozen food aisle of Sainsburys by demanding to know the ethnicity of Dr Oetker.

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    les says:

    She’s all mouth – hasn’t got the bottle – the writing is on the wall for education and she knows it!! she always reminds me of that other mouth on loose women who was married to Chris Evans.

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    We are still funding some of Blair’s trips. Nice work if you can get it.

  13. 13
    Anon says:

    Dear Alastair,

    As you yourself suffered from mental illness I wish to thank you for your contribution to the cause whilst in power.

    *Oh wait…….hang on you did **** all!

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Billy Piper?

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    Old Troy Bigot says:

    I’d be very happy to pay my share if they both went tomorrow

    (on the condition it be held in Alton Towers Theme Park)

  16. 16
    Admiral Ackbar says:

    Fuck me! No wonder he was a cocaine fiend with a thing like that sitting at home!

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    GO FIONA! I was the one to suggest to Ali to give it a go, about a year ago, since Glenda said she is going to hang up her bolshieness in 2015. But Fiona will do.

    GO FIONA! she as well can turn tory men into mush. Their daughter Grace is quite a wotsit too – one to look out for in the future. Still only eighteen.


    I luvs them all!

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    john in cheshire says:

    Whatever happened to that nice man, Dr David Kelly?

  19. 19
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    It’s ok Troy is my brother

  20. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    It amazed me that an unelected person could wield so much power and influence. He obviously never felt the compunction to stand as an MP as he would not get as much power and even the folk of South Shields would struggle to vote for him.

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    The Labour Party once the bastion of the working class now only wants the glitterati to represent the workers soon we will have Euan Blair the son of Straw and the Harpersons litter gawd helpus

  22. 22
    Men of Harlech says:

    Oh. You’re back again are you. Once a c unt always a c unt I suppose.

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    Max Clifford says:

    I am afraid I cannot help her with PR to negate being the common law wife of

    – pornographer
    – gigolo(South of France)
    – serial liar and sexer up of weapons of mass destruction
    – bagman for Pensions Thief Capn Bob Maxwell
    – manic depressive
    – bully
    – alcoholic

    – wife beater (just kidding)

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    WHOOPSIE – that was Grace’s old one, this one I should have posted, talking about current things,


  25. 25
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Harlech? Harlech? Who are you then matey boy?

  26. 26
    Men of Harlech says:

    Harlech you daft c unt.

    The clue was in the name.

    What happened? Forgot to renew your prescription?

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    Is she going to stick to making sure that all local children get an equally crap education by dragging the good schools down to the level of the bad ones, cause it’s not fair otherwise.

    Odious shampagne sociopath just like her Kelly killing husband

    I would rather vote for Sally Bercow

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    Glenda's a disgusting tramp on my terms says:

    Yeah, apart from that, hear them out!

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    mraemiller says:

    I wondered why the party had had a sudden outbreak of women shortlists.

  30. 30
    Men of Harlech says:

    I should remind you that prescriptions are free in Wales so there’s no excuse.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Dianne 5 minges says:

    Racist! Oooh, look, a pie….

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    Lefties are hypocrites. says:

    That phrase “what an Abbott sized hypocrite” should enter the English language immediately.

    I love it!

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    Try this weird trick to triple your cock size ClLICK HERE for more details says:

    I like Ali, he’s a regular kinda guy.

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    Ron Barras says:

    Don’t think it had nowt to do with war lord Campbell, she’s just not up to the job.

    Look how she fights free schools and tries to impose a poor education on all. She’s been wrong on the argument but wrecked the campaign too. Weak.

  36. 36
    mm says:

    more inter-parliamentary incest

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    Dead Iraqui Mum Blown To Smithereeeens says:

    I was suffering from quite severe depression but lovely Alastair helped get me cured with some radical treatment.

  38. 38
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Are you Edward the First perchance? If so, suck on this, and get back to England, you knob eating castle building freemason.

    There, I told him! :)

  39. 39
    B!lly says:

    You are Owain Glyndwr (the c’unt) and I claim my £5

  40. 40
    Gordon BroooooN says:

    Not up to the job? Maybe so – I find 1 day a year for £200+ grand pretty fucking difficult too. Now then, where’s my nappy – time for a wee wanky.

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    bergen says:

    I suppose she’s a modern day Magda Goebbels. A bit worrying for the kids.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Song for my new mate Harlech, from a “lady” down the road, no doubt up his street (that is if Harlech is a he….)

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    Bryn Teflon says:

    Nothing good has ever come from Wales, nothing. It’s like the name 3 famous Belgians question – impossible. Nothing, zip, nada, nowt.

  44. 44
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    It takes all sorts to make the World up, and I luves them all, even tories, though they are really trying.

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    Men of Harlech says:

    He is not ‘Owain Glyndwr’.

    He’s just a sad twat with a grudge against Welsh people who trolls this blog to make Welsh people look like idiots (which a lot of them are – and say this as a Welshman).

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    Guido, I see Toxic Taff has returned with his video spamming clogging up threads. He’s deliberately fouling up the thread to cause you problems. It’s taking forever to load threads now that pillock has returned. If you don’t do something to block this twat he will single-handedly do some real damage to your blog by discouraging viewers from returning due to the extra long loading time thanks to his spamming.

  48. 48
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    damn, now I will have to find a new cave to hide in….

  49. 49
    Men of Harlech says:

    No Max Boyce clips then?

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    Is it just me or does she look like Johnny Winter:


    Does she play the axe?

  51. 51
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Vids can always be deleted if the nods fancy doing so – my recommendation is not be a tight fisted so and so, and get more speed to your device.

    I have home 100meg service here – I recommend getting new fangled mobile service of approaching sane speed, if you are quite far from BT’s local exchange – I am only half a mile away. Might cost now, but the price will drop in a year or two, as it always does.

    HTH, etc..

  52. 52
    Men of Harlech says:

    “service of approaching sane speed”

    You have nothing approaching ‘sane’ speed, least of all your brain.

  53. 53
    Ena Gasbag says:

    Sally Gimson ne Malcolm Smith (Andrew Gimson’s wife) has been adopted as the candidate for Glenda Thatcher hater’s seat. Is that the same one?

  54. 54
    nellnewman says:

    Well could it be the Gove’s Education policy is showing positive results for those of us of with kids in school and she opposes it?

    Typical labour they’ve opposed everything for the last couple of years without saying a single word of what they’d do instead. Negative all the way!!

    How on earth do they expect to get elected on this empty, vacuous dialogue?

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    Cherie slotgob Blair says:

    As long as I get £200,000 for my appearance – funnelled through a “charity” for women’s (i.e. mine) empowerment and all expenses paid shopping trip to Harrods thrown in then yes it can be held anywhere.

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    Men of Harlech says:

    Agree. This idiot knows exactly what he’s doing (the most problematical kind of idiot).

    YouTube previews cripple page load times on long threads.

    I think this has all been said before but Guido never listens.

  57. 57

    Sailendra Nath Roy dead.

    I hereby nominate Abu Hamza to take his place. We can get him to Darjeeling tomorrow, no trouble:


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    Labour, the nasty party says:

    Careful, Guido. This will just provoke Al into a smearing frenzy.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Bryn Teflon, you could be right – Belgium’s inaneness could be reflected by my Cymru in eccentricities. We invented eccentricity, not the English as they claim.

    Five haps banging, and a load of singers backing them up, as we do,

    Any good Bryn? If not, I really feel sorry for your poor arse scraping soul.

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    Anonymous says:

    They smell better.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    If you could be burned at the stake that would make a fitting finale.

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    Labour, the nasty party says:

    Is it bad that I hope Campbell dies in agony of cancer very soon?

    Anyway, Fiona went to grammar school. “She would later become a critic of grammar schools”. Why am I not surprised? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Millar

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    The Lady's Not For Kipping says:

    Fiona Millar and her lying two-faced bastard of a husband are both the products of a grammar school education, but want bright poorer kids in London to attend Drive-By Shooting Comprehensive (twinned with Shank Dat Bitch High School, Kingston, Jamaica).

    And yet they guaranteed their kids a place at a “good” LEA school by buying a hugely over-priced house in the right catchment area.

    Five-letter word, rhymes with HUNTS.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Got a good one, but it doesn’t fit in the thread at the present moment. ACH, feck it, here you go, might as well, while I am at it,

  66. 66
    Speed Demon says:

    Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce are due to be released in a few weeks. Coincidentally at the same time as Fast & Furious 6.

  67. 67
    Sir Dando Tweakeshafte says:

    One should be rather alarmed.

    Apparently this women can be elevated to The Lords with less than forty-five minutes’ warning.

  68. 68
    Hang The Bostards says:

    Only a VILE woman can love a VILE man.

    The pair deserve each other.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    GO FIONA! she as well can turn tory men into mush

    Pardon ??

    She. looks. like a TRIB. ingham. to,me ….

    We must have widly varying concepts of female beauty. my friend if yiu think that s. fuckable ..

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    Men of Harlech says:

    “ACH, feck it”

    You’re about as ‘feckin’ Welsh as Father Ted.

    Where in Wales are you from Taffy? Presume the Taff Valley or at least South Wales?

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    A most unlikely suggestion. In hundreds of meetings with colleagues and constituents I have never heard anyone suggest that Gobby’s policies could ever produce a positive result.

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    Grammar School GOM says:

    I don’t often refer to women as Jeremies, but in this case it is excusable..

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    yeah indeed. . Grace s. one is so old. the freaking. video. does nt even play !!!

    or is that a constant welsh production defect on video contributions on the basis they have not yet evolved from sheep shgging let alone floppy discs .

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Well I had a good moan about it last night so have blocked all videos on this site. Guido doesn’t seem bothered by it. He will if his viewing rates & therefore advertizing falls.

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    A little buddha says:

    Karma is a bytch!


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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Could post a link to the proud valley with the super duper brilliant Paul Robeson, and I am presently asking myself why not? So here goes, friends, part one,

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    Anonymous says:

    Go on Maxie. As a PR exercise it would be a good warm up for representing the wives of Brittan and Bottomley

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    Men of Harlech says:

    Oh the ‘sheep shagging’ again.

    Can you not think of something more original (that joke is over 200 years old)?

    We Welsh have many failings but dull, unoriginality is not one of them.

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    Max Clifford says:

    Actually worked for SlimeBall Campbell. Ask Dr Kelly. No fingerprints though.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Talking of. Tribbers.

    When is pricky. price coming out.

    and what abou chris out of tune ???

    are the four months up already and. iif not don t hey get automatic parole anyway for good behaviour and if misbehaving then just for being members of hr great nd the good??

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Strangely enough, exactly the words I have heard used about Theresa May’s husband.

  83. 83
    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Sprog Blair is the son of Straw? I never knew he had it in him. Please tell more.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Harlech – I live I Carmarthenshire, but yes, my humour is self-wotsit – it seems to work – remember pride is a vice, as they say in the Bible, I like to practice self-wotsit to promote Cymru.

    THAT’S IT – self-disparage. That is what I do, and as I said, works.

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    Men of Harlech says:

    Yes Hiss. Guido is arrogant beyond belief now he’s a ‘proper journo’ writing for the Sun and all.

    He doesn’t care if he blog becomes unreadable. He has uncle Rupe to to hold his hand.

    What a fucking radical he is!

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    Taffy Social Worker says:

    Kiddy raping?

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Some say my brain is so fast, it see’s my arse when it comes back. But that is a philosophical argument, which I puzzle some in my local pub when I come out with it. But they are used to me coming out with bollocks, as they describe them.

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    Men of Harlech says:

    Fuck off. I doubt you have ever see a female unclothed apart from your mother.

    And you can’t type properly either.

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    Hey, Teacher . . . says:

    Were she to become an MP she’d expect to be Education Minister five minutes after arriving in the Commons. Then stand by for a real dose of unadulterated socialism . . .

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    yeah i agree .

    and what about the mother and father ???

    apparently they do no work they have a house in dagestan city and a farmhouse in the countryside .

    they have been back and forth to the usa apparently at will as had the two brothers — -somuch for the homeland scurity abortion — so; the question must be. whre do thy get all their money from ??

    i thought dagestan was a fourth world country whose only exports were drugs arms
    and people.

    oh ….. wait. minute .

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    By the way, post as “Ehtch” on Ali Campell’s Blog – posted hungreds of poems on his arts section, second page there, first one, “another outlet for madness” etc.. Think, truthfully, spooked Ali with the amount of poems I came out with, but hey ho!, he’ll survive.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    ed. miliitwat
    to paraphrase. meatloaf.

    you obviously went blind before you stopped

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    Master James of Saint George did a fine job at Harlech and many other places in that neck of the woods. It took a Savoyard to do it though so probably more Swiss than French.

    It speaks well of Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots and the Welsh to pick the right man for the job. So as Sellars and Yeatman would have it, he was A Strong King and A Good Thing.

    Seems we need his type back again to control some of these troublesome Celts.

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Cause a scene in UKIP by asking Nige about his French and Irish ancestry.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Harlech – heard of Catrin O’Neill? She was brought up near Aberdovey, near Harlech. Speak to her now and again. She used to live in Ireland, now lives in the Vale of Glamorgan these days – lovely young lady,

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    yes agreed. mersyside.

    and. btw

    why has bliar not yet been. made a ” Baroness “. now that maggie s pitch is up for. grabs ???

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    @ Toxic Taff.

    You are letting your boys down by speaking so much English. Kindly use only Welsh but keep to your side of the Landsker Line and keep Little England pure!

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Cause a scene at tory hq by asking gideon if he has ever been on a bus .

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    Men of Harlech says:


    You don’t get it do you?


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    Ah! Monika says:

    Yup. He loves peas.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    oh. yeah. wasn t she called muffin or mc guffin or something ??

    ugly as sin as i recall .

    but the only taste chris ever had was of the last resudues o a beer mat .

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    A reasonable man says:

    Straw is a sneaky little git, ready to oil his way in anywhere it is to his personal advantage, but I do credit him with the modicum of whatever it is that prevents normal human beings from having a punt at Cherie.

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    Men of Harlech says:


    You’re full of (toxic) shit. You just googled that of course.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Cat, gallu fi gweud I ti, unodd amser, ac unodd waith, twll dy fecking dyn, y sais cont.

    Don’t look to translate, or I will be banned from all humanity! :)

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    Hilary Benn says:

    Is there any other kind?

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes vred ed. if millie refutes the question 13 times we should obviously be bringing in the heavy artillery i e Jerry the Paxo .
    Who wOuld probably ask the question 26 times and still not having got a direct answer pull out a Walter PPK and shoot the bugger .

    Or would he leave that final coup de grace to his mentor. –Jeremy …….. Clarkson ???

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    The Eagle sisters says:

    She looks scary

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Men of Harlech – see my above post, y gog pwrs ti yn, cnecho tu chwaer fwrch!

    Another not to be put in google translate, by the way… :)

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    Men of Harlech says:

    Are you a Welsh speaker then (without resorting to Google Translate)?

    Not a prerequisite to be Welsh, but if you are from are from Carmarthenshire then the odds would be you would be a Welsh speaker.

    Why do you call yourself ‘Taffy’ if you’re from Carmarthenshire?

    It’s a bit like a Scottish Highlander calling himself a Glaswegian.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:


    come hom now ron the cat needs putting out and you know i don t like touching my pussy .

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    not if your name is either eva braun or clara petacci .

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    It doesn’t matter, MOH!

    He wants to portray himself as Welshman. His writings betray all of the characteristics of his physically and mentally retarded version of Welshness which, as I think you previously pointed out, does not apply to all of the race but to far too many of them. He is a socialist for heaven’s sake so he is spiritually a Welshman at the very least. He is lost before he has started.

    Look, I am not really feline either. But we argue here for our thoughts, what or who we are is much less important IMHO.

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    Confused says:

    Was not Maggie Educational secretary during those formative years converting all those Grammer Schools into comps? Is not that whats she opposes?

    Remember she appeared on Brillos The Today program, and being asked, as you are from Bristol(?) what to do about their local authority educational problems. No reply.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    More. Bernie. Winters I fear — or possibly Schnorbitz

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    Men of Harlech says:


    Oh how clever. You Googled some Welsh insults. That makes you Welsh then.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Sally Gimson nee Malcolm Smith ??

    When did he/she have her genders reassigned and was it done free on the NHS!!!!

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    I have already used the name: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch on this site today which must be a first.

    What more could you want of me? (Coz you won’t get it!)

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Grace seems such an inappropriate name for somebody with her parentage and political background.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Gallu ti yn gallu siarad cymraeg te genius? Dere man te, give me some!

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    Men of Harlech says:


    You are ‘not really feline’?

    Well. I must say I am hugely dissapointed.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Is an Abbott-sized hypocrite bigger or smaller than a Pickles-sized hypocrite?

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Harlech, was called Taffy as far back as I can remember when I joined the armed forces – even when I left the RAF and joined the Royal Sigs army TA, they used to call me Wing Commander Taffy, in the bar.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    When was the Labour party the bastion of the working clkass? Certainly not since the Frankfurt School scum foisted their bigoted filth on the world 80-90-odd years ago.

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    Are you are now going to tell me you do not appreciate the full implications of superposition either? :-)

  125. 125
    Men of Harlech says:

    Oh so you were in the ‘armed forces’ now?

    Your bullshit never ceases.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Aw stop whinging all – already said, ge more powerful and faster devices – it is on it’s way, if it hasn’t reached you yet. If your device/other is stumbling, why has the capabilities here supply the capability to make you stumble, if you get what I mean. Spend more coin to be faster, for gawd sakes, it doesn’t cost that much more, if you want to stay with things. Anyway, it will be cheape soon, but gawd knows what sort of shite I will be posting them, to push it.

    SEE!. I’ve done it again…

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    You should see her brothers! Rory? oh gawd, I an saying no more…

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    Baroness Miller says:

    No need to be elected as a MP when you can be appointed to the House of Lords

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    Meanwhile, in the parallel universe which is the BBC, Ed Miliband triumphs in his interview today. Yes, that one we were all listening to earlier.

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    Hang The Bostards says:

    You can sex up a Weapons of Mass Destruction document

    But you can’t sex up that MUNTER!

  131. 131
    Hang The Bostards says:

    You can sex up a Weapons of Mass Destruction document

    But you can’t sex up that MUNTER !

  132. 132
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    link to my poems, by the way – loads are mine – albacore, where are you son, have a look,


    click newest in top left of comments, to get me.

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    Adrian Swall says:

    Bryn Teflon – “nothing good has ever come out of Wales …”. What about the road to England?

  134. 134
    Berne A Qoranaday says:

    Are you trying to stir up trouble by taking a leaf out of Abu Hamza’s book ?

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    That was obvious years ago when your local MP’s stopped shopping at Binns. Hardly the sort of place to attract the glitteri was it?

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Was sort of asked to go to the Campbell’s household for dinner when I am up in the smoke next, up to near Hampstead Teeth, but I am too lazy these days, can’t be arsed to travel anywhere these days.

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    Ron Guttman says:

    He’s looking a little green.

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    and says:

    Didn’t Campbell get treated in a private hospital for his depression?

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    Jess The Dog says:

    I like this post!

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Sadly, Wilson’s government started started shoving through the start of comps. As depicted by Ken Loach and Kes, in Bradford I think it was,

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    Comp kid says:

    Campbell and Miller are a joke.
    Both from wealthy,middle class backgrounds who enjoyed a first class education and went on to rake in the cash.
    Like other Labour hypocrites they preach equality but their dictats effectively mean no one can enjoy the same education and advantages they have.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    You know shite – Ali’s dad was a vet, that is what got me to start talk to him in the first place, and as for Fiona, umm, she was married to Ali.

    Pic of my daughter available free online, having a good time in Oz as we speak, and seriously thinking whether to return to this shitole of ours,

    Song for my daughter, with what she is up to at the present moment, if you get me. ;)

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    A BBC Kokehead says:

    We will continue to support Campbell as our unofficial DG.

  144. 144
    Richard Bacon BBC Kokehead says:

    U r all scum.

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    Charlie on the BBC expenses says:

    Ha ha ha ha. The BBC must be gutted!

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    More for my Sian bach, enjoying herself, discovering,

    ok ok, bandwidth and all that bollox…

  147. 147
    Fog says:

    Inflated egos

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    She grinds hers.

  149. 149
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    RAF and Royal Sigs – turned down the FFL, due to my knees playing up. Up to you to believe me, not me. STAND BY YOUR BEDS, bedblocks at dawn, and all that. Seen it done it, though thankfully never asked to kill, directly, only by chance mind you.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Nobody calls London ‘the smoke’ anymore, you fucking dipstick.

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:


  152. 152
    Phoney Bliar's Handler says:

    You f ucking bastards!! You don’t know a gift horse when you see one – she’s f ucking marvellous wouldn’t know where i would be wivart ‘er tony sed only t other night that shed be a boon to any party read my f ucking book?

  153. 153
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Llanfair PG – don’t wear you tongue out Cat, is my advice.

  154. 154
    Phoney Bliar's + Bush says:

    Better invade – pronto!

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    More like the old man from the Wrong Turn series.

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Of course he has. The Bullingdon used to hire an open top and tour Oxford swigging champers and tossing eggs at the plebs.

  159. 159
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Sod it. Dai on about farming, you have wound me up English, so I have to post,

    cadw moch/keeps pigs

  160. 160


    Tongues don’t burn out. What is more, I learned to say it at the age of 14 and can still do so from memory (more than a decade ago). Can you? If so, I am prepared to believe you are a genuine Taff.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Just watched the Magnitsky doc. When will Guido show an interest in murder on UK streets and criminality against UK interests? Silly of me; Guido does the Max Cliffoed for the Russian embassy and his wife works for V*T*B, a Russian bank closely connected to the kleptocrats and murderers.

  162. 162
    Max Clifford says:

    Tell me more and you can collect the brown envelope

  163. 163

    Has he started to shoot?

  164. 164

    No fucker else will.

  165. 165
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Nell, have you listened to the Ed Miliband radio interview on one of the earlier blogs? If not, it’s worth 15 mins of your time.

  166. 166
    barry says:

    I bet you say that to all the boys.

  167. 167
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Singing religious songs, by the way, should be taken as a philosophical concept if you are uncomfortable with religion, standardised. Myself, am an old year zero dotted pagan, but I would be the first to bang out a Christian song, oh yes. My hymn, done by mates, after my old online name of Drowned Forest, of years ago,

  168. 168

    I thought you would be pleased about this ringing endorsement of Our Dear Leader’s mighty victory over the Forces of Evil Tories.

    Or is it the case that even you no longer believe in the BBC any more?

  169. 169

    І thоught yоu wоuld bе plеаѕеd аbоut thіѕ rіngіng еndоrѕеmеnt оf Оur Dеаr Lеаdеr’ѕ mіghty vісtоry оvеr thе Fоrсеѕ оf Еvіl Tоrіеѕ.

    Оr іѕ іt thе саѕе thаt еvеn yоu nо lоngеr bеlіеvе іn thе BBС аny mоrе?

  170. 170

    I know someone called Barry who is dying of cancer.

    Except he is nice.

  171. 171
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    ;) Oh Siân, not space please, you give enough daddies kittens when you are on Planet Earth, shaking fins with scary sharks, and shaking paws with right huge turtles in the Indian ocean. What are you doing to me, love! I beseech you in worry!

  172. 172
    Dick the Prick says:

    He’s done a runner with his broad.

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    Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children says:

    Crimewatch is showing the story of a young man who’s been left brain damaged and blind as the result of a vicious beating by a gang of feral youths in Croyden who’ve not been caught, and even if they are caught, they’ll get desirory sentences. What kind of a society produces this sort of garbage? They’re social detritus who don’t belong on the streets. This sort of thing starts in the home and I imagine they all come from savage, backward families of sub-normal intelligence and no concept of basic standards, what NightJack called the evil poor, except that they’re not really poor but living on a combination of benefit money, theft and cash in hand jobs.

  174. 174
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    I do, you plonk. Love the name.

  175. 175
    The bloated ashton hog says:

    Or even better.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Christ – Labradors do pong – what the fuck is that all about? Bath them, but next day? Humming still!

  177. 177
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Of course I can Cat -don’t insult my welshness – can you say Llanelli properly, for instance Cat, without your tongue throttling your voice box?

    Let me hear you – no chs guttural mind you, please!

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    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the Tories and all the other “politicians” get what they deserve. I’d like to see those that stabbed Thatcher(Heseltine, Howe, Brittan,Clarke, all bought and paid for by the EU, perhaps they should give back their EU pensions?) get well and truly f u k e d.

    Or will the sheep end up voting for them so in the end, the electorate get what they deserve?

  179. 179
    Saffron says:

    O/T on this thread.
    Listened to BBC radio with Kearney interviewing Red Ed,given what his answers were proved to me that this ma-ks-st tosspot learnt by his dad does not understand this country and its what its native people are all about.
    We all know that this joker was elected by Red McCluskey who recently said he wants his pound of flesh.
    What does that tell all of us as to who is pulling the strings of Red Ed the puppet.
    The more you see of this Millipede ass-hole and the more you should see that he is an absolute chancer who will try his best to remain on the gravy train and a soft living.
    On the 2nd may we can tell all three of these parties that enough is enough we have enough of your lies.
    I hope that all of you will give these three parties the thumbs down that they deserve.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Who are you? Satan?

  181. 181
    Blue Eyes says:

    The problem is they have nothing to fear. We are not allowed any sort of effective defensive weapons. The police have to treat them as respected “customers”. The legal system believes they are the victims of society. The courts will give them soft sentences. The prison service will see to it their time inside, if they get any, is as comfortable as possible. These people are not brave. If at any point in this system they had something to fear – their victim possibly having a gun, the police giving them a beating, the courts sending them down for hard time, or a birching, or even the gallows if they killed someone, many of these people would restrain themselves. Not because they have any decency but because they feel fear. But our fucking politicians and lawyers and police chiefs see to it that the only ones afraid are you and me. Cu nts. Cu nts. Cu nts.

  182. 182
    Blue Eyes says:

    Gobsmacking interview, only a slight improvement from “the strikes are wrong”.

    He comes across like a child impressed with his own cleverness, talking down to you because he thinks you can’t understand his clever thoughts when you are actually poking holes in them.

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Blair would be up for it if it’s a crucifixion.

  184. 184
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Me, back in the day,

  185. 185


    Ken Clarke has a broad? Shome mishtake, shurely?

    He is a broad.

  186. 186
    Nick Lying two faced Cunt Clegg says:

    Have you seen my cake decorating skills?

  187. 187
    Bored bored bored bored bored says:

    Only in your own mind.

  188. 188

    Yes I can and have done so since I was a child. My grandmother I called Nainie. Does that tell you enough?

    My grandfather was a Bell so I also have Scottish antecedents. Then there are the Irish. But I am in many ways quintessentially English. I am often rude about the Celts. I love them at the same time. You might want to call me a mongrel. I don’t really care. I am me.

    If people don’t like that it is their problem and not mine.

  189. 189
    Walter Freeman Jr, MD says:

    Medical ethics prohibit the disclosure of such information absent the patient’s consent to it. Let’s just say it wouldn’t be a shocker if he had been. Pick me apart for that answer, if you must.


  190. 190

    BTW Taff.

    Have you ever had a sheep? You know, properly :-P

  191. 191
    Bazinga! says:

    How typical of the BBC. The biggest story of the day was the sex abuse in Welsh care homes and Newsnight have…….ignored it.

    When the cuuuntz thought they had “a senior Tory from the Thatcher era” involved the BBC wouldn’t shut up about t.

    Funny they are quiet now.

  192. 192
    Gprgi says:

    It’s about half a harman

  193. 193
    Shooty* says:

    She looks like Chris Tarrant

  194. 194
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Please give us a sensible well thought out argument or incisive comment Silent Bob … I’d say you are missed at times like these?

  195. 195
    Joe says:

    The bbc is a fucking disgrace!

  196. 196
    Silent Bob says:


  197. 197
    Andy Warhol says:

    Campbell’s soup!

  198. 198
    nellnewman says:

    Indeed I did. A Car Crash Par Excellence I think! gordonbrown plus one!!

  199. 199
    fabians ARE EVIL says:

    Why does she and her ilk feel so entitled?

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    Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children says:

    Excellent summation. I don’t agree that the death penalty would be a deterrent, as the murder rate in the States shows, but otherwise you hit the nail on the head. At every stage, the criminal is favoured by the judicial system. Feral scum like this get an army of social workers to support them at trial, the police have their hands tied, and the courts hand out soft sentences. The ones who actually do time have a laugh. A friend of mine who works in the prison service says it’s basically a holiday camp. They have video games, DVDs, TVs, internet, books, gym, not to mention three meals a day and front of the queue healthcare. Prisons are no longer places of punishment but the embodiment of left wing ideology that says all crime is caused by society, no one has to take responsibility and punishing criminals is against their rights.

  201. 201
    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:

    I would like to officially disassociate myself from Red Ed Milionaireband with immediate effect.

    Today Wato became Ed’s Twato.

  202. 202
    That is not silent! This is fucking silent!!! says:
  203. 203
    Admiral Ackbar says:

    I fear that woman would necessitate a large amount of crack!

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Me, up to “things”, back in the day – don’t ask, and I will tell you no lies….

    Can hit a testicle off an ant from five yards, still – it is all about the breathing – out in out in hold it…pow!

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    whoopsie, five hundred yards even – five yards!?! anyone can do that.

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    Anonymouse says:

    It’s a bit creepy that you both write in the same prose style…but I guess it could just a bit of a coincidence?

  207. 207
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    It is all about the physics – put grass in the air to see which way the wind is blowing, and see how many feet and how fast it blows to the ground to one side, therefore either adjust rifle, or adjust sighting to the suitable side. I found just aiming to the side to compensate for wind worked for me – secret in being an armed forces marksman. And if it is raining, aim slightly high, since rain pushes the bullet down. And if you get a hang of all this physics, your target will be mission achieved.

    As I have already said, the FFL was after me to join them, as marksmen and signals instructor but had health problems, but wouldhave loved to join up with the FFL – they are my type of people.

  208. 208
    Owen Jokes says:

    Ed Ballsed it up….

  209. 209
    Klinka Stinka says:

    Taffy – Do you have to make adjustment for wind direction when getting up a sheep’s arse?

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

  211. 211
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    take a sheep to an edge of a cliff, and oh my gawd, it pushes back harder, mmmm.. nice…

    How’s that?

    Pop her legs back legs in your wellingtons, to stop her going over the edge too.

    What were we talking about, by the way?

  212. 212
    Alastaire Campbell says:

    I wonder what is like being a war criminal awaiting your sentance before the lumpen proles wake up to your prosecution.

  213. 213
    Temperate Zones says:

    Since when was swatting a fly with your left hand a Nazi salute?


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    Diddley says:

    Bloody hell! I didn’t realise Alistair Campbell was married to Robbie Savage!!!

  215. 215
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Did a live fire exercise in Norfolk of all places, with the SAS, near Snetterton motor racing circuit. Quite serial it was that weekend, hearing racing cars vrooming in the distance, while bullets are flying only a few feet above your head, grenades going off everywhere alongside you, shooting targets, with forward down, you next buddy, together attacks. Me and my buddy were the tops that weekend – impressed the SAS sarge that weekend, as if we needed to know.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    :) I like to think of her as a reject from ABBA.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    surreal even – brilliant experience. Even to this days the coppers ask me if I am into guns, and I say no, why? Not knowing they actually know what I used to do, in their databases worsits. Rifles – I can take them and leave them – it is only a bunch of metal.

  218. 218
    Aydodge E. Scheisster QC says:

    You seem to labour (pun?) under the misapprehension that capital punishment ought to exist only if it will deter others from committing murder. To which I reply, wrong. Punishment, once we move from the somewhat wrong-headed idea that all criminals can, or sincerely desire to, be rehabilitated, ought to be taken out of the equation altogether; should a convict wish to learn a trade, one which presumably will not aid in his becoming better at criminality, he ought not be prevented from doing so, but let’s not fool ourselves that that’s the reason for his incarceration. It is incapacitation which ought to be the raison d’etre for penological institutions. No-one seriously argues we should go back to the old Tyburn Tree days when convicts were routinely hanged for, among other things, pickpocketing (and of course the tired old observation that that’s when and where such criminals did their briskest trade). But should a criminal like, e.g., Peter Sutcliffe or Fred West or John Christie be once and for all permanently prevented from ever committing another murder? Remember that if you make it so he has no hope of ever re-entering society, any killing whilst in HM Prison Wherever is “for free,” i.e., there’s no more you can do to him that isn’t already being done. Indeed, it would only be the fear of retribution from warders or other inmates, of a sort that would leave him short of dead but permanently diminished in his ability to defend himself, hence vulnerable to all, that would “keep him in line.” Those who wish to punish him thusly are, I submit, pretty sadistic; I’d actually like there to be some sort of strict liability attitude adopted towards these men– it’s not that we are attempting to set a moral tone by hanging you (actually, a nitrogen chamber, in which the prisoner is rendered anoxic without the feeling of suffocation is probably the most pain-free quick way to do it that can’t be bollocksed up six ways from Sunday); it’s just that, well, as a society, we just don’t want to keep alive people like you– nothing personal, you understand. You just eat up (literally) resources that could be better spent elsewhere. Goodbye, Peter/Fred(had he not topped himself)/John, it was nice knowin’ ya, but it’s just one of those things, I’m afraid. (And if you think I am being even one bit Swiftian in any of this, don’t bet on it.)

  219. 219
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Fiona has had her work cut out with Ali, you must know he descends to depths of mind play now and then, totally desperate at times, grabbing hold of anything he can, to hold on, Fiona and lads and daughter, by his finger nails, even what he has got, when it attacks, it seems nothing, no matter what you have got, whatever future you think, it becomes hollow, everything becomes useless, no reason in anything, things you see has no soul, anything and everything, but then you eventually come out of it, and say “Oh dear God”, that was bad. Song for Ali,

    Cheer up you miserable Scottish git! :)

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    Yep, you’re right. Tell me what you did in the Cold War, grandad and all that bollocks.

  221. 221
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    oops, below should be here – but yes, ignore my war stories.

  222. 222
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    ? oh fanny arse breaths, here even

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    STORM! before the enemy told has a chance to think – quick quick, kill anything moves, even if it means neutrals, that is how it goes to preserve a mission, they are not important, what is important a fair percentage that are dispatched are the mission, sent on their way, out of the way. Mission. Anything else is just mere details,

  224. 224
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    My daughter did her swimming tests to be an advanced scuba diving instructor – swam through seas rabid, tides high as a house, and kept on going as a triathlete on her first stage, up with the waves, down with the waves, arms just constantly beating along, whatever the sea gives, still breathing, like a dolphin.

    But she still scars the shit out of me.

  225. 225
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    A sheep? Of course I have, several – lost count how many. I am welsh after all.

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    What’s the point in visiting this blog if all it offers is the boring shit you post, Taffy. Post after post after fucking boring, pointless post. It’s become a chore visiting this site when you commandeer each thread. Why don’t you get your own blog you tight fisted sheep shagger?

  227. 227
    Harriet Harman says:

    Time to get Georgia Gould in labour.

  228. 228
    albacore says:

    Dear me, can it be you are so full of it
    She has surgically to clear you a bit?
    Still, the scars you bear (like an implanted tit)
    Are no doubt concealed by your Superman kit
    But once you’ve taught the S A S to get fit
    Might they not teach you not to be such a git?

  229. 229
    A point of view says:

    … and preferably completely and before this weekend.

  230. 230
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Prisoners in the UK to lose SKY TV thus showing which party was the biggest supporter of Rupert Murdoch.

  231. 231
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Yes and all they can bleat about in their pathetic defence is that voting UKIP will let Labour in. Strangely they ignore the fact that as much support for UKIP comes from Labour and the Lib Dems. And why vote for the same EU-loving, green-energy taxing, high-spending, high-taxation parties anyway?

  232. 232
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like being a broad, especially in Cape Cod.

  233. 233
    q says:

    how did the mad, odiuos murderer grayling get out of prison so easily


    would it be cos he’s a toryboy – venal murdering bastard

  234. 234
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Since when was reading the Mirror an indication of any intelligence?

  235. 235
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    I wonder how many other ways Labour supported Rupert Murdoch.

  236. 236
    Shh ! You'll wake the neighbours says:
  237. 237
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    There’s a small corner of the UK where sanity still prevails :


  238. 238
    elgin says:

    so does that comment make grayling innocent ? after all it was only dsabled people he killed/ you’re a fucking wanker just like him – vote ukip my arse – will tories ever stp being liars and cowards???????????????

  239. 239
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    Good Morning, no incidents to report at 06:28.

  240. 240
    not.very.hopeful. says:

    I know this is a silly question but having dealt with:

    the poor
    the disabled
    the unemployed
    the homeless
    the prisoners
    the pensioners
    the workforce

    are the tories EVER going to deal with the bankers and the fraudsters that got this country in the mess it’s in?????

  241. 241
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    I must admit that the NOTW and Murdoch never actually murdered anyone unlike the atrocious NHS which REALLY murdered thousands of sick people and which the left wing are in total denial of because they are all rank hypocrites.

  242. 242
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Are the Tories ever going to deal with the NHS mass murderers in the public sector?
    Are the Tories ever going to stop people freezing to death through Ed Milliband’s green energy taxes?

    Are the Tories ever going to arrest Gordon Brown and his accomplices for encouraging bankers to take reckless risks?

    “I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”

  243. 243
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    No sign of any common sense either.

  244. 244
    Lord Prescott says:

    You may be forgetting someone

  245. 245
    elgin says:

    why don’t you answer a direct question idiot|? or didn’t your education get you very far??

  246. 246
    elgin says:

    you really do have a problem with answering questions don’t you – be no good on your favourite tv programme – QT – would you, dickhead

  247. 247
    Fatbutt says:

    Death cab for QT.

  248. 248
    Nickalodean says:

    Does anybody else get the impression too that the tories are on the run? The libdumps don’t matter but the tories, making headlines in the press everyday, new policy on this new policy on that with lots of background murmerings – they must fear for their collective little futures – these anti-democratic, anti-human little shits – sooner we rid them from this country the better

  249. 249
    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:

    RED ED FOR NUMBER TEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  250. 250
    Ray Bidd says:

    I’ll put you down as a ‘Don’t know’ then.

  251. 251
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Having listened to the police yesterday it appears that Twatson was not on a frolic of his own when he raised the question of illegal acts involving young boys in North Wales.

    Mr Cameron looked very shifty at the time.

    Perhaps he could confirm loud and clear before the local elections that he has no knowledge of any criminal activity here which might help the Police .

  252. 252
    gramma says:

    Not just the Tories. All the big 3 are on the run, questioning the strength than any UKIP protest vote will have on their supporting base in the electorate.
    With behind the scenes deliberations already occurring between Labour and the Lib Dems for the future, who is to say that a similar liason will not occur between the Conservatives and UKIP after these local elections.
    As Wilson said -” A week is / The weak are, a long time in Politics”.
    Maybe we will be viewing a clear out of the dead wood at the top of a few of these parties in the next few weeks. ;)

  253. 253
    Prick spotter says:

    I’ve spotted one.

  254. 254
    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Ha Ha Ha Farage wiped the floor with the scabby old socialist labour placeman on the radio this morning.

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    You only have to look at the case of Qatada to see what incompetent spineless shits are running our government and institutions. Long past time for a massive clearout. Vote UKIP.

  256. 256
    Owen Jones says:

    UKIP – not so much a political party, more a League of Gentlemen sketch that got out of hand.

  257. 257
    mumbles says:

    Not sure I should be happy or sad about revelations about North Wales care homes?
    On the one hand it refutes the accepted misnomer that The Welsh are just a bunch of sheep-sh*ggers.
    Yet 30 years of systemic abuse would suggest that ring fencing there is not solely reserved for the NHS, education and foreign aid.

  258. 258
    Laura Norder says:

    Tories announce ban on parties in prisons and Sky TV for criminals – there must be an election this week.

  259. 259
    Grammar School GOM says:

    Says it all!

  260. 260
    FIONA MODO says:

    She was so ugly as a child , her father used to chop firewood on her face

  261. 261
    D'Jango says:

    Keep Taffy chatting here and wasting his miserable life I say!

  262. 262
    Was it good for you? says:
  263. 263
    labour produces a split. says:

    labour produces a split.
    and the child gets thrown out with the bath water.
    split is the divide.
    queen. rule.

  264. 264
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Yes I am albacore – spot the proud dad. My pawned daughter is amazing – will introduce you to her one day, if she has time for even me.

  265. 265
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    spawned, not pawned! Christ all fecking mighty!

  266. 266
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    Video for albacore, this was me twenty years, my daughter is the split of me, in thought and feeling, and if you ask if it freaks me, you would be stating the obvious. I used to get up to things that would curl your afternoon cucumber sandwiches, with tea. Song for my scary daughter,

  267. 267
    Sheep make good girlfriends - they don't bleat says:

    oops, this one I meant albacore,

    She shamed me when I taught her to surf – her 180 was easily better than mine, very quickly.

  268. 268
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cameron was “clearly” protecting the homosexual mafia of criminals when “he” brought up the subject of the homosexuals (without prompting) in the ITV / MacAlp / Schofield am debacle!!!!!!!!!

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