April 25th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. It’s happy holidays for our MPs as parliament prorogues today.

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Never miss it!

  2. 2
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Is this your finger 8illy?

  3. 3
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    what ???

    IT PROROGUES !!!!???




  4. 4

    How a big cat roamed Britain a century ago:


  5. 5
    Another week wasted arsing around timewasting sponging socialist dogshit in Edinburgh. says:

    Well at least the economy is looking slightly better. Happy New Year!

  6. 6
    ... says:

    His cock

  7. 7
    GG pulling Ed Miliband's strings. says:

    Me andth my chums inth the unionsth will do everything we can to sthabotage the economic recoverthy. So think on!

  8. 8
    ... says:

    Is a Guidogram approved by weights & measures as a unit of weight for charlie?

  9. 9
    George Gallowsway says:

    Your Excellency, Mr President: I greet you, in the name of the many thousands of people in Britain who stood against the tide and opposed the war and aggression against Iraq and continue to oppose the war by economic means, which is aimed to strangle the life out of the great people of Iraq. I greet you, too, in the name of the Palestinian people, amongst whom I’ve just spent two weeks in the occupied Palestinian territories. I can honestly tell you that there was not a single person to whom I told I was coming to Iraq and hoping to meet with yourself who did not wish me to convey their heartfelt, fraternal greetings and support. And this was true, especially at the base in the refugee camps of Jabaliyah and Beach Camp in Gaza, in the Balatah refugee camp in Nablus and on the streets of the towns and villages in the occupied lands.

  10. 10
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Go on strike please!

    The thing you could do to most ruin the economy is continue to meddle AKA “regulate” other people’s business.

    Plus whilst on strike the taxpayers aren’t funding your disguised unemployment benefits.

  11. 11
    Pseudo-intellectual twat watch says:

    I spot a pseudo-intellectual twat

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Mirror Hacking: 50 Legal Action Claims | Press Gazette
Mandy’s £400,000 Tax-Free Loan From Own Company | Guardian
Why We Must Remember the Holocaust | Hugo Rifkind
“Adjustments” Not Cuts | Gary Gibbon
The New Puritans | Alex Wickham
British Minister in Watch Gaffe | Straits Times

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