April 18th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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  1. 1
    A classic says:

  2. 2
    Chuka Umunna says:

    If this was by invitation only, I would consider joining.

  3. 3
    Officer Dibble says:

    Oh noes, that lefty shite smug-fest called 10 o’clock live is back next week :-(

  4. 4
    Have you got a nuclear bunker? says:

  5. 5
    Opemipo Jaji says:

    Immigration is well wicked, innit?

  6. 6
    Simples says:

    Piano wire. You know it makes sense.

  7. 7
    Jim says:

    ‘Ding Dong’ was so great and ‘saved’ the country, according to some.
    I know the Tories are often referred to as the ‘stupid party’ but to stab her in the back and boot her out seems strange behaviour even from the ‘nasty party’
    I wonder how many of the hypocrites took part in the circus?

  8. 8
    Will.scousers.ever.stop.stealing.ids says:

    Of the four mainstream parties only UKIP’s leader would have the cojones to sink a warship from a country that had invaded our territory.

  9. 9
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    When is Guido going to rename it the Sergeigram, to reflect his beetle belly and rather dodgy Russian connections?

  10. 10
    Maqboul says:

    Feeble post

  11. 11
    Look what the cat dragged in says:

    When are you going to acquire some wit?

  12. 12
    Julian Clary says:

    Well, he is half way there…

  13. 13
    The left is now a Hate Group says:

    Alison aged 6, bedwetter then and probably bedwetter now.

  14. 14
    Lord Stansted says:

    Sigint showed that the ship was going to turn into the Exclusion Zone, but of course she couldn’t reveal that at the time.

  15. 15
    Look what the cat dragged in says:

    “boom boom”

  16. 16
    Class-ick says:

  17. 17
    perception says:

    Good grief, Farrage is not even a lowly mp and UKip have no mps

  18. 18
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Ed Multimillionaireband would have to get permission from his Union bosses before he could make any decision.

  19. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    Oh goodness, a decision? Er… ooh ‘eck. Erm…

    Oh it’s no use. Help! Len! I’m out of my depth again, what do I do? Did you let me keep any of those missiles?

  20. 20
    Ed Miliband says:

    I wish David had won the leadership. I’m so out of my depth I have to wear armbands when it rains, in case I drown in a puddle.

  21. 21
    All Tory politicians were hypocrites apart from Tebbit andThatcher says:

    They all wanted to bask in her greatness…as it’s been all downhill for the Tory party since they ditched her

  22. 22
    Fearne Cottons nepotistic career trajectory says:

    Wonder who put up Alison aged 6 to ask this and put the words in her mouth ?After what we know now about BBC phone ins in those days, it was probably a BBC producer. Alison is probably a BBC producer her self these days.

  23. 23
  24. 24
    Baloney with Macoroni says:

    Goodbye Mrs T.

  25. 25
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    How did a six-year-old girl get on the air?
    “Jim’ll Fix It”?
    Somehow, that doesn’t sound so far-fetched, in retrospect…

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Didnt your lot do the same to Tony though ? and you cant call Conservatives nasty or stupid now, those titles are firmly with the Labour party as the “chip on shoulder” brigade lined up to make p**cks of themselves over the past 10 days!

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    The ukip supporters dont seem to be aware that they dont even have one MP ! they have no chance at the next election !

  28. 28
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    David, er, Ed, David, er David, er Ed….

  29. 29
    David Minibanana says:

    Not waving but drowning…..

  30. 30
    young Shep says:

    Why oh why did he correct her?, he could just have let her witter on about about David Miliband being out of touch with the electorate.

  31. 31
    young Shep says:

    Jeez, I meant Ed, good job they haven’t got another brother called Fred Miliband.

  32. 32
    Resident of 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    Is it true that some of her remains are to be interred in the Recoleta Cemetery near Evitas tomb in order to make it easier for the F*lklanders to make the pilgrimage.

    My earlier post was not only m*dded but censored!

  33. 33
    Resident of 97.01% white Merseyside says:

    To make it easier for the Kelpers to make a pilgrimage why not send some of her remains to the famous cemetery in BA (Recoleta).

  34. 34
    Resident of 97.01% white Merseyside says:

    Just testing to see if all my comments are being moderated!

  35. 35
    Merseyside is still hideously white says:

    Inter some of her remains in the Recoleta C*meter£y to make it easier for the F$alkl£anders to visit and pay their respects.

  36. 36
    % monitor says:

    “Mmmmm!!! %…

  37. 37
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    “You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…”

    If you’re behind watch your wallet

    If you’re in front wear double strength long johns

  38. 38
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes but there again the “old hag ” in BA would probably have the cojones to sink one back !

  39. 39
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about a cousin called Cameron Milliband ??

  40. 40
    A "Joker," When I'm "In The Mood" says:

    What about Steve and Glenn?

  41. 41
    Young Shep says:

    Ha, had to think about that, Livin’ in the U.S.A and Little Brown Mug,, The Elastic… (enough).

  42. 42
    Jim says:

    My lot? don’t be so ridiculous.
    I was advised that this forum was for political dummies, seems about right.
    Are you too backward to realise that you don’t have to support any of the main parties to make a contribution?

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