April 18th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. The view from Maggie’s funeral, and more.

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    A classic says:


    • 7
      Jim says:

      ‘Ding Dong’ was so great and ‘saved’ the country, according to some.
      I know the Tories are often referred to as the ‘stupid party’ but to stab her in the back and boot her out seems strange behaviour even from the ‘nasty party’
      I wonder how many of the hypocrites took part in the circus?


      • 10
        Maqboul says:

        Feeble post


      • 21
        All Tory politicians were hypocrites apart from Tebbit andThatcher says:

        They all wanted to bask in her greatness…as it’s been all downhill for the Tory party since they ditched her


      • 26
        Anonymous says:

        Didnt your lot do the same to Tony though ? and you cant call Conservatives nasty or stupid now, those titles are firmly with the Labour party as the “chip on shoulder” brigade lined up to make p**cks of themselves over the past 10 days!


        • 42
          Jim says:

          My lot? don’t be so ridiculous.
          I was advised that this forum was for political dummies, seems about right.
          Are you too backward to realise that you don’t have to support any of the main parties to make a contribution?


      • 37
        the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

        “You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…”

        If you’re behind watch your wallet

        If you’re in front wear double strength long johns


    • 8
      Will.scousers.ever.stop.stealing.ids says:

      Of the four mainstream parties only UKIP’s leader would have the cojones to sink a warship from a country that had invaded our territory.


      • 17
        perception says:

        Good grief, Farrage is not even a lowly mp and UKip have no mps


      • 18
        V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

        Ed Multimillionaireband would have to get permission from his Union bosses before he could make any decision.


        • 19
          Ed Miliband says:

          Oh goodness, a decision? Er… ooh ‘eck. Erm…

          Oh it’s no use. Help! Len! I’m out of my depth again, what do I do? Did you let me keep any of those missiles?


      • 38
        the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

        Yes but there again the “old hag ” in BA would probably have the cojones to sink one back !


    • 14
      Lord Stansted says:

      Sigint showed that the ship was going to turn into the Exclusion Zone, but of course she couldn’t reveal that at the time.


    • 16
      Class-ick says:


  2. 2
    Chuka Umunna says:

    If this was by invitation only, I would consider joining.


  3. 2
    Officer Dibble says:

    Oh noes, that lefty shite smug-fest called 10 o’clock live is back next week :-(


    • 4
      Have you got a nuclear bunker? says:


      • 13
        The left is now a Hate Group says:

        Alison aged 6, bedwetter then and probably bedwetter now.


        • 22
          Fearne Cottons nepotistic career trajectory says:

          Wonder who put up Alison aged 6 to ask this and put the words in her mouth ?After what we know now about BBC phone ins in those days, it was probably a BBC producer. Alison is probably a BBC producer her self these days.


          • Tay King-dePisse says:

            How did a six-year-old girl get on the air?
            “Jim’ll Fix It”?
            Somehow, that doesn’t sound so far-fetched, in retrospect…


  4. 5
    Opemipo Jaji says:

    Immigration is well wicked, innit?


  5. 9
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    When is Guido going to rename it the Sergeigram, to reflect his beetle belly and rather dodgy Russian connections?


  6. 20
    Ed Miliband says:

    I wish David had won the leadership. I’m so out of my depth I have to wear armbands when it rains, in case I drown in a puddle.


  7. 24
    Baloney with Macoroni says:

    Goodbye Mrs T.


    • 32
      Resident of 97.2% white Merseyside says:

      Is it true that some of her remains are to be interred in the Recoleta Cemetery near Evitas tomb in order to make it easier for the F*lklanders to make the pilgrimage.

      My earlier post was not only m*dded but censored!


    • 33
      Resident of 97.01% white Merseyside says:

      To make it easier for the Kelpers to make a pilgrimage why not send some of her remains to the famous cemetery in BA (Recoleta).


  8. 28
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    David, er, Ed, David, er David, er Ed….


  9. 34
    Resident of 97.01% white Merseyside says:

    Just testing to see if all my comments are being moderated!


  10. 35
    Merseyside is still hideously white says:

    Inter some of her remains in the Recoleta C*meter£y to make it easier for the F$alkl£anders to visit and pay their respects.


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