April 11th, 2013

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  1. 1
    MFHsoCaCoS says:

    Can i be first twice today ?


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Highlight of the week!


  3. 3
    Harrison Umunna says:

    I’m just editing my Wikipedia entry to say that I’ve never edited my Wikipedia entry.


  4. 5
    Parris Brown. says:

    Me ‘n all me mates fink Dave is a weak wet wanxer. Uncle Gord. says so too.


  5. 6
    busie says:

    they’re digging up ronald reagan so he can attend the thatcher extravaganza next week all at tax payers expense – so much for privatisation


    • 49
      Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

      The mathematically challenged left are complaining at the trivial cost of Thatcher’s funeral. Yet she saved the country £75 billion on EU contributions alone (until Blair/Brown surrendered them), let alone the trillions on privatisations and the end of massive taxpayer subsidies to union-run nationalised industries.

      No wonder the unions have got their sheep fuming.

      Sorry but it had to be said.


      • 67
        Dick-Head-Worker says:

        So you think being ripped off for utilities is a good thing then.

        You sound like an over paid twatt, not a hard working person.

        Sorry but it had to be said.


        • 70
          Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

          As if you weren’t getting ripped off twice as much by the utilities when it was nationalised. What a total ignoramus.


  6. 7
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    When Billy Boy met Jolie

    “””Jolie is your hunk of a husband Brad with you ..ohh”””


  7. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    When Bi*lly Bo*y met Jolie

    “””Jolie is your hunk of a husband Brad with you ..ohh”””


  8. 9
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Thatch…12 weeks at Ritz, Just the room cost £30,000 for the time she spent there….all on Tax payers ( ie NOT Guido)


  9. 11
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Shame we cannot get Norman Titbits expenses during the 80’s


  10. 21
    BBC News (on a lighter note) says:

    I propose a new law where if you want to read a newspaper you have to buy a copy of the Daily Mail first.
    If you are found reading another newspaper without first having paid for a copy of the Daily mail then you get a fine or go to prison.


    • 26
      East India Company Wallah says:

      That seems reasonable


    • 30
      young Shep says:

      Would work better if you substituted The Guardian for The Daily Mail, But people would laugh if you proposed such a system in the media wouldn’t they?, I said wouldn’t they?………


      • 62
        CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

        Grauniad is the daily mail of the left.

        Indepenedent is the weekly world news for lefties.


    • 53
      any old crap says:

      Do I get a fine even though I don’t read a newspaper or watch the bBBC, I presume the bBBC has plenty of champagne from the 3rd tap in the washrooms, it really doesn’t need my money.


  11. 22
    nellnewman says:

    Interesting week. militwit and loathsome leftwingers made themselves look crass with their infantile , socially unacceptable behaviour .

    The electorate remembers that sort of thing . Even bliar thinks militwit is losing it!


    • 29
      s'express says:

      how do you like your eggs in the mourning?


    • 37
      Tessa Tickles says:

      It’s certainly an eye opener to see how thick, uneducated and repulsive Ed Miliband’s supporters are. They should keep it up – Hell, the desire to keep these people and their nasty party as far away from power as possible is so strong even I might vote for Con and keep Cameron in Number 10.


      • 40
        Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

        LOL…You actually think all this Thatch foaming is gonna save you !!!

        The Deluded leading the Dead !!!!


        • 48
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Save me?

          I’m quite capable of saving myself.

          But it might save the Conservative Party. A party, I should add, I haven’t voted for since 1992.


  12. 28
    Anonymous says:

    What sort of society creates individuals who can carry out murders like this?

    Shane Watson murder suspect ‘boasted about attack as photos handed round’
    Photographs of a murder suspect urinating on his victim were shown to revellers at a house party soon after the killing, a court was told.



    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      After many years of telling us that our lives are worthless, I guess some actually accept it.

      Why else would our MPs sit back and do nothing while people died. They think we are worthless.
      The bankers think we are worthless and make us so, to fuel their greed.

      We are worthless. As we are only estimated in worth by our debt or savings.


      • 47
        any old crap says:

        We have a society that a lot of saddos go into tribal mode on the death of an 87? year old politician who hadn’t been in power for 23 years and have parties and blame the woman for all their ill’s, even though the chief of the tribe was in power for 13 years nothing was done to change everything she implemented.


        • 58
          Anonymous says:

          They just want a party. They want everything. They want it now.

          If a “random” person decides to throw, a party who is to stop them having fun.
          This has nothing to do with Mrs. T. It is just a way to get to be famous, it is their right and only hope.

          They are worthless and are expendable, so why not go out in style with eternal glory marked for ever on the internet.


    • 33
      SP4BS says:

      funny that. there’s no such thing as society.

      But to expand. When Mrs.T said that, she was talking about “society” that gets blamed for things like this. I sort of remember this from back then, but by the time I remember it, it was already a cliche used in comedy.


      • 46
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        Sorta like the way crony capitalism, as practiced by Left and Right alike, privatises the gains and socialises the losses, heads I win, tails you lose. All the Lefties say that, while there IS such a thing as “Society,” it doesn’t create the Mick Pisspots either. Where’s Obama now, to tell Mick Pisspot “You didn’t build that!” or his UK mini-me, Harrison, to do it? No– they socialise the “gains,” and privatise the losses!


        • 69
          Anonymous says:

          Society does not create the extremes. It is the lack of society that is the cause.

          Imagine many years ago when wealth was severely polarized. The whole class structure occurred and a society was made of many different types needing to interact. It was a symbiotic relationship that forced close contact.

          The extremes were moderated by the overall mix of the society.

          Imagine the opposite where each area of the UK is designated for certain types of people. The interaction between them is minimal. Take away any authoritarian moderation by the existence of police no go zones. Add to the mix an entertainment system that profits from shock and horror. Remove any site for social interaction (Pubs). Then form “social sites” that are cult type havens for bullying, conspiracy and incitement.

          The extremes have no moderation in this case.

          So NHS cult decides to kill for the cost of a bed. The tax funded quangos kill, and run people out of their “town”. The unquestioned groups (rich, violent, racial) abuse children. The unaccountable MPs protected in their cut off world fiddle their expenses. The bankers, hidden in their limited self serving world, take what they like. The unquestioned judges make a mockery of justice for their own gain.

          The extremes are due to having no mixed society.


      • 68
        Fog says:

        What Maggie actually said:
        ‘I think we have gone through a period when too many children and people have been given to understand “I have a problem, it is the Government’s job to cope with it!” or “I have a problem, I will go and get a grant to cope with it!” “I am homeless, the Government must house me!” and so they are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing! There are individual men and women and there are families and no government can do anything except through people and people look to themselves first.’


  13. 36
    Bunga Bunga says:

    Cyprus Population circa 1.2 million owes 23 billion euros.
    20,000 euros per head ?


    • 63
      dr angela "chopper" merkin says:

      we have yet to perfect head transplants as our main focus has been the attempt to eradicate that most nefarious of cancers… the soul.


      • 78
        A revolting Cypriot says:

        A lot of us locals are thinking it would be a lot cheaper for us to go bankrupt and start up on Monday morning with a new currency .

        Thanks but no thanks IMF and all those European Banks who would have massive write downs are too big to fail .


  14. 55
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I am 60 something and I am mightily pissed with the condition that the various political arseholes and fuckwits have reduced my country to. Do I have to do every fucking thing myself ?
    Oh look gangs of Romanian gypsies pickpocketing visitors to the Louvre. That is why we used to have border controls you thickwits.


  15. 57
    Silver BULLet says:

    Another week wasted!


    • 59
      Tosspotty Dave says:

      No way. I got to be statesmanlike about Lady T., and I got on prime time telly as well.

      So busy in fact that I haven’t been able to progress gay marriage all this week.


    • 65
      nellnewman says:

      Why did you waste it? Life’s too short as it is. make every day matter.


  16. 74
    Stinking old socialist bag says:

    No fool like an old fool!


  17. 77
    Delboy says:

    What the fuck is an Emo when it is at home ?

    I haven’t got a clue but it could get me arrested .


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