April 11th, 2013

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  1. 1
    MFHsoCaCoS says:

    Can i be first twice today ?

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Highlight of the week!

  3. 3
    Harrison Umunna says:

    I’m just editing my Wikipedia entry to say that I’ve never edited my Wikipedia entry.

  4. 4
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes by the look of it. I would personally like Lefties to be first over the edge of the nearest cliff.

  5. 5
    Parris Brown. says:

    Me ‘n all me mates fink Dave is a weak wet wanxer. Uncle Gord. says so too.

  6. 6
    busie says:

    they’re digging up ronald reagan so he can attend the thatcher extravaganza next week all at tax payers expense – so much for privatisation

  7. 7
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    When Billy Boy met Jolie

    “””Jolie is your hunk of a husband Brad with you ..ohh”””

  8. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    When Bi*lly Bo*y met Jolie

    “””Jolie is your hunk of a husband Brad with you ..ohh”””

  9. 9
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Thatch…12 weeks at Ritz, Just the room cost £30,000 for the time she spent there….all on Tax payers ( ie NOT Guido)

  10. 10
    Socialism is a mental disorder says:

    What mad uncle Gord? Well at least he is right once in his pitiful, deranged life.

  11. 11
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Shame we cannot get Norman Titbits expenses during the 80’s

  12. 12
    Romany Drama Queen says:

    Evil Fatcher stole money from the poor and needy.
    Where as I just used the NHS to get me tits done.

  13. 13
    Socialism is a mental disorder says:

    You are sick, seek help.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    MKM8 – drop d.e.a.d. (pretty please) :)

  15. 15
    Labour is off it's Ed says:

    To MKM8 – please crawl back into the sewer you crawled out of. Sad barsteward!

  16. 16
    J Savile Esq. says:

    I believe you were looking for some decent places to hang out?

  17. 17
    Paniagua Dos.. says:

    Fuck off Owen

  18. 18
    Paniagua Dos.. says:

    Fuck off Owen

  19. 19
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Don’t say that. They will be looking for a fiscal cliff if they get back in allright

  20. 20
    Dr Suess says:

    Get out more

  21. 21
    BBC News (on a lighter note) says:

    I propose a new law where if you want to read a newspaper you have to buy a copy of the Daily Mail first.
    If you are found reading another newspaper without first having paid for a copy of the Daily mail then you get a fine or go to prison.

  22. 22
    nellnewman says:

    Interesting week. militwit and loathsome leftwingers made themselves look crass with their infantile , socially unacceptable behaviour .

    The electorate remembers that sort of thing . Even bliar thinks militwit is losing it!

  23. 23
  24. 24
    any old crap says:

    Please give us a reciept to confirm, she did have her own money unless you lot taxed her till even she or her helpers couldn’t get blood out of a stone.

  25. 25
    Gorodn Brown says:

    I will be filling my sporran with coconut ice to keep my love spuds nice and cool

  26. 26
    East India Company Wallah says:

    That seems reasonable

  27. 27
    we're all going on a bummer holiday says:

    something something elm guest house.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    What sort of society creates individuals who can carry out murders like this?

    Shane Watson murder suspect ‘boasted about attack as photos handed round’
    Photographs of a murder suspect urinating on his victim were shown to revellers at a house party soon after the killing, a court was told.


  29. 29
    s'express says:

    how do you like your eggs in the mourning?

  30. 30
    young Shep says:

    Would work better if you substituted The Guardian for The Daily Mail, But people would laugh if you proposed such a system in the media wouldn’t they?, I said wouldn’t they?………

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    After many years of telling us that our lives are worthless, I guess some actually accept it.

    Why else would our MPs sit back and do nothing while people died. They think we are worthless.
    The bankers think we are worthless and make us so, to fuel their greed.

    We are worthless. As we are only estimated in worth by our debt or savings.

  32. 32
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I doubt very much her Ritz bill was met by the taxpayer.


    Tony Blair – personal fortune: an estimated £30 million. Annual cost (to taxpayer) for his security: £400,000.

    But (altogether now), “evil Tories!”

  33. 33
    SP4BS says:

    funny that. there’s no such thing as society.

    But to expand. When Mrs.T said that, she was talking about “society” that gets blamed for things like this. I sort of remember this from back then, but by the time I remember it, it was already a cliche used in comedy.

  34. 34
    H@rry Webb says:


  35. 35
    Precarious Prole says:

    Is the Ritz a nursing home now?

  36. 36
    Bunga Bunga says:

    Cyprus Population circa 1.2 million owes 23 billion euros.
    20,000 euros per head ?

  37. 37
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s certainly an eye opener to see how thick, uneducated and repulsive Ed Miliband’s supporters are. They should keep it up – Hell, the desire to keep these people and their nasty party as far away from power as possible is so strong even I might vote for Con and keep Cameron in Number 10.

  38. 38
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    errrrrr Thatch personal fortune = £9.5 Million, Son Michaels = £60 million

    Her security = £400,000 covered by Tax Payer

    errr as was the Ritz Bill

  39. 39
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    errrrr No….not anymore. Its only dribbling nursing home guest has passed on

  40. 40
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    LOL…You actually think all this Thatch foaming is gonna save you !!!

    The Deluded leading the Dead !!!!

  41. 41
    Well, duh says:

    For the right person, yes.

    The owners were waiving the bill, so the taxpayer had nothing to do with it.

  42. 42
    young Shep says:

    Gordon Brown (in absentia) his annual cost to the taxpayer…13 years ÷ £1 trillion = £ , oh work it out for yourself Gordon never could.

  43. 43
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    You paying 30,000K for a 12 week nursing home stay….Thats Sick

  44. 44
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    LOL…now you are being disrespectful… wishing my death…naughty naughty

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    In fairness to the old bat, I believe the Barclay Bros picked up the Ritz tab.

  46. 46
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sorta like the way crony capitalism, as practiced by Left and Right alike, privatises the gains and socialises the losses, heads I win, tails you lose. All the Lefties say that, while there IS such a thing as “Society,” it doesn’t create the Mick Pisspots either. Where’s Obama now, to tell Mick Pisspot “You didn’t build that!” or his UK mini-me, Harrison, to do it? No– they socialise the “gains,” and privatise the losses!

  47. 47
    any old crap says:

    We have a society that a lot of saddos go into tribal mode on the death of an 87? year old politician who hadn’t been in power for 23 years and have parties and blame the woman for all their ill’s, even though the chief of the tribe was in power for 13 years nothing was done to change everything she implemented.

  48. 48
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Save me?

    I’m quite capable of saving myself.

    But it might save the Conservative Party. A party, I should add, I haven’t voted for since 1992.

  49. 49
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    The mathematically challenged left are complaining at the trivial cost of Thatcher’s funeral. Yet she saved the country £75 billion on EU contributions alone (until Blair/Brown surrendered them), let alone the trillions on privatisations and the end of massive taxpayer subsidies to union-run nationalised industries.

    No wonder the unions have got their sheep fuming.

    Sorry but it had to be said.

  50. 50
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    If you are complaining at the cost of the public sector, join the fucking queue.

  51. 51
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    …. Keep walking.

  52. 52
    any old crap says:

    Shame we can’t get to St Tone’s expenses, during his reign, he shredded them I believe.

  53. 53
    any old crap says:

    Do I get a fine even though I don’t read a newspaper or watch the bBBC, I presume the bBBC has plenty of champagne from the 3rd tap in the washrooms, it really doesn’t need my money.

  54. 54
    Jimmy says:

    Quite so. In fact they can’t even write it off against tax.


  55. 55
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I am 60 something and I am mightily pissed with the condition that the various political arseholes and fuckwits have reduced my country to. Do I have to do every fucking thing myself ?
    Oh look gangs of Romanian gypsies pickpocketing visitors to the Louvre. That is why we used to have border controls you thickwits.

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Silver BULLet says:

    Another week wasted!

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    They just want a party. They want everything. They want it now.

    If a “random” person decides to throw, a party who is to stop them having fun.
    This has nothing to do with Mrs. T. It is just a way to get to be famous, it is their right and only hope.

    They are worthless and are expendable, so why not go out in style with eternal glory marked for ever on the internet.

  59. 59
    Tosspotty Dave says:

    No way. I got to be statesmanlike about Lady T., and I got on prime time telly as well.

    So busy in fact that I haven’t been able to progress gay marriage all this week.

  60. 60
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Thatcher extorted less money from the rich and lowered the rewards for the work-shy and feckless.

    Nothing brings society together like big government taxation, class war and entitlement complexes.

  61. 61
    any old crap says:

    What are you suggesting?.

  62. 62
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Grauniad is the daily mail of the left.

    Indepenedent is the weekly world news for lefties.

  63. 63
    dr angela "chopper" merkin says:

    we have yet to perfect head transplants as our main focus has been the attempt to eradicate that most nefarious of cancers… the soul.

  64. 64
    SP4BS says:

    Shit happens to forriners who live a long way away.

  65. 65
    nellnewman says:

    Why did you waste it? Life’s too short as it is. make every day matter.

  66. 66
    Le Big Mac says:

  67. 67
    Dick-Head-Worker says:

    So you think being ripped off for utilities is a good thing then.

    You sound like an over paid twatt, not a hard working person.

    Sorry but it had to be said.

  68. 68
    Fog says:

    What Maggie actually said:
    ‘I think we have gone through a period when too many children and people have been given to understand “I have a problem, it is the Government’s job to cope with it!” or “I have a problem, I will go and get a grant to cope with it!” “I am homeless, the Government must house me!” and so they are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing! There are individual men and women and there are families and no government can do anything except through people and people look to themselves first.’

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Society does not create the extremes. It is the lack of society that is the cause.

    Imagine many years ago when wealth was severely polarized. The whole class structure occurred and a society was made of many different types needing to interact. It was a symbiotic relationship that forced close contact.

    The extremes were moderated by the overall mix of the society.

    Imagine the opposite where each area of the UK is designated for certain types of people. The interaction between them is minimal. Take away any authoritarian moderation by the existence of police no go zones. Add to the mix an entertainment system that profits from shock and horror. Remove any site for social interaction (Pubs). Then form “social sites” that are cult type havens for bullying, conspiracy and incitement.

    The extremes have no moderation in this case.

    So NHS cult decides to kill for the cost of a bed. The tax funded quangos kill, and run people out of their “town”. The unquestioned groups (rich, violent, racial) abuse children. The unaccountable MPs protected in their cut off world fiddle their expenses. The bankers, hidden in their limited self serving world, take what they like. The unquestioned judges make a mockery of justice for their own gain.

    The extremes are due to having no mixed society.

  70. 70
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    As if you weren’t getting ripped off twice as much by the utilities when it was nationalised. What a total ignoramus.

  71. 71
    .... says:

    No one gives a flying monkey fuck what you doubt sonny jism.

  72. 72
    .... says:

    Well the room where she snuffed it is being offered on their website at a special discounted rate now, also being sold as having a unique aroma and yellow tinged bedding.

  73. 73
    .... says:

    And his raspberry wife.

  74. 74
    Stinking old socialist bag says:

    No fool like an old fool!

  75. 75
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    This happened in egypt. It’s supported by the egyptian regime.

    Egypt is going to go downhill as fast as the ANC ruined South Africa.

  76. 76
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    as you’re likely to use up more resources than me in your oxygen stealing/ unproductive life, after you.

  77. 77
    Delboy says:

    What the fuck is an Emo when it is at home ?

    I haven’t got a clue but it could get me arrested .

  78. 78
    A revolting Cypriot says:

    A lot of us locals are thinking it would be a lot cheaper for us to go bankrupt and start up on Monday morning with a new currency .

    Thanks but no thanks IMF and all those European Banks who would have massive write downs are too big to fail .

  79. 79
    Loopy Lou says:

    If you do not know what is an Emo, then you should ask a policeman.

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