April 8th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Bingo says:

    Dave is too left wing

  2. 2
    HMV says:

    Juke Box Jury.

  3. 3
    Labour says:

    shhhh……..you may wake up your benefit claiming neighbours

  4. 4
    Luciana Berger Flipper says:

    Chuka’s pole is over extended. Will WD40 help degrease it?

  5. 5
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    I remember when the Labour Party had Nye Bevan George Brown and John Stonehouse .

    Now they give us Chukka.

  6. 6
    Village Idiot says:

    “How the hell am i going to spin this”.???????

  7. 7
    Hilda Ogden says:

    Chuck is my favourite name.

  8. 8
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    Nice to see your former employer is on first name terms with the scumbag Philpotts

  9. 9

    We love to have Chuka play with our “B sides”

  10. 10
    Maq­boul says:

    Not the first time he’s had a round bit of vinyl between his hands, I’ll bet.

  11. 11
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Are you intimating Chuka is a tosser?

  12. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

  13. 13
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Keith Vazeline, Teflon Tony, now Vinyl Umunna. Nothing sticks to these slippery Socialists except personal fortunes.

  14. 14
    Jimmy says:

    Considering that he’s actually privatising the NHS, to describe him as left-wing (which really just means to be nice and care for one’s fellow man) just shows how twattish you right-wingers are.

  15. 15
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I can never get the B sides of my CDs to play.

  16. 16
    Top of the Plops says:

    I give up. Is it Jimmy Savile?

  17. 17
    kim phil pot says:

    as they said about michael jackson after his trial for molestation – he’s luck he wasn’t black

  18. 18
    Gonk III says:

    It took a while but then the contiguity and juxtaposition of red and black turntables combined with backdrop of spotlight of truth illustrated the deceit
    and wankery of the subject matter nicely.

  19. 19
    Vote UKIP says:

    Kick his champain socialist B-Side out of Streatham constituency.

  20. 20
    lubricious maximus says:

    if syria invades turkey from behind – would greece help?

  21. 21
    Polly Twaddler says:

    When I met Chuka, I found him to be extremely well endowed, but with no staying power — give me proper Old Labour man anytime.

  22. 22
    Dave says:

    Be fair, I’m the only proper tosser in Westminster.

  23. 23
    Mummy Jones says:

    Shut up and finish your muesli Owen. You’ll be late for school again.

  24. 24
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Chuka Chuka Chuka Chameleon.

  25. 25
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I bet Chukka comes here to post comments attacking Guido with a false name, just like he used false names to change his Wikipedia page!

  26. 26
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    I remember that socialist Adolf Hitler.

  27. 27
    Gonk III says:

    Be nice please.

  28. 28
    JH23098023942 says:

    Chukka embodies the modern political class.

    Venal, self serving, entitled scum.

    The fact that he would add Obama comparisons to his own Wikipedia page under a pseudonym is the perfect example of this sad little turd’s mindset. He thinks he will waltz unopposed into a position of considerable power for the simple reason that anyone standing in his way can be called racist and removed.

    An empty suit of the highest order.

  29. 29
    albacore says:

    A champagne lefty all in a spin
    Twisting behind that innocent grin?
    Trust him, he has no recollection
    Of that naughty Wiki correction


  30. 30
    MacBeth says:

    Gee, that must make you nearly 80

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    MacBeth says:

    Ay op chuck, does that mek thi feel better

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    bungabunga says:

    Outside the lefty bubble of bbc and guardian is is that good to actually be compared to Obama – a man who became president with no experience of anything, he didn’t even have a real job before entering politics (no, being a “community organiser” doesn’t count) and got the nomination because of his skin colour?

  34. 34
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Those genetic experiments helped.

  35. 35
    MacBeth says:

    You out of date it’s now Murdoch, do try to keep up

  36. 36
    Ezekiel 25:17 says:

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  37. 37
    MacBeth says:

    Dave are you just confirming or bragging again

  38. 38
    MacBeth says:

    They are all “B” sides noadays

  39. 39
    Hard On says:

    Do one Jimmy!!!!!

  40. 40
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    Please note the word “Former” back to school for you me thinks

  41. 41
    MacBeth says:

    You mean a bit of rough

  42. 42
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    OK ! When did Obama star in Phantom of the opera ?

  43. 43
    MacBeth says:

    Who is Kelvin MacKenzie?

  44. 44

    It’s all very well but who is it?

  45. 45
    MacBeth says:

    Apologies o Great One, it’s my age

  46. 46
    Bolsover Beast says:

    I’ll give yer a good seeing too down the mineshaft anytime yer want, Polly. Proper traditional red blooded Labour man me, not like that namby pamby Chuka cnut.

  47. 47
    Labour - all magic money trees and fairy jobmothers says:

    He didn’t. He just had cosmetic surgery using the same crap doctor as the one Ed Miliband had for his nose.

  48. 48
    Abbarse says:

    Leave ma pikka niiny alone you wwwwacists.

  49. 49
    The nice and caring left-wingers Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Un and Hitler says:

    Write correct, Jimmy.

    You useful idiot you!

  50. 50
    Labour - all magic money trees and fairy jobmothers says:

    The mask doesn’t do a very good job of disguising either the shoddiness of the artist or the subject.

  51. 51
    Evette says:

    Lucretia — Do us all a favour next time and bite his bollux off.

  52. 52
    Spongers R Us says:

    Cheeky! We’re all out doing cash-in-hand work.

  53. 53
    Plato says:

    Guido, you really cannot bear that a black man comes from a higher class than yourself.

    If he chooses to work for the socialist party, so what?

  54. 54
    genghiz the kahn says:

    + one, two, three, lots, many.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    lying , pedo ,plageriseing ,pooof st.johann of hari ,finally ….. lets see that again finally…sacked by the independent.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    lying.plagerist wiki fiddler hari finally sacked by independent

  57. 57
    The Mailygraph is rubbish. says:

    “The group .. is looking to emphasise the value of its website content.”

    The Telegraph’s website in a nutshell:

    Lots of crap about Twitter.
    Lots of crap about Google’s Doodle.
    Lots of crap about Facebook.
    Lots of spelling mistakes.

    Not much else.

  58. 58
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    Just for that , I’ll now review your benefits !

  59. 59
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Dunno. They all look the same to me.

    (Rich’s cartoon characters, of course.)

  60. 60
    The New BBC DG says:

    Shhh. QUIET. NOW! Shut up….there is no Chuka story.

    Anyway we’re too busy laying into football mangers and 17 years old kids for things they said years ago

    (BTW: I’m getting the hang of this job)

  61. 61
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    He is not from a higher class and he’s got a permanent chip on his shoulder. In fact he is a total scumbag bloodsucking cockroach that needs putting up against a wall.

  62. 62
    Lardy John says:

    Hello darlin’. I’m yer man. Is Hull too far to travel? Chipolata here ready and waiting. Bring yer credit card for lunch.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Revenge is so good.

    (Roll on 2015. We might have quite a bit of real artistic revelations)

  64. 64

    Rich’s cartoon characters don’t stand up either Yes they do, don’t they!

  65. 65
    Tuscan Tony says:

    When you wrote that were you aware of Guido’s own racial origins, Plato?

  66. 66
    Chuka = hodge the dodge MkII says:

    Err Jimmy dear. Chukky ain’t nothing to do with the NHS. He’s just a common MP and a pretend Biz minister, he does not make any decisions about anything.

    As a multi millionaire he probably does not use the NHS anyway except for the immediate life threatening stuff that private does not cover. He doesn’t pay tax like the rest of us either with his inheritance all tied up in tax evading trusts.

  67. 67
    Captain Pedalo says:

    I want to hear from Chukka loud and clear would he pull the plug on Portugal this morning for failing to implement EU austerity measures or would he let things ride just like Cameron’s lot are doing ?

  68. 68
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    What I D S needs to look at next is the hundreds of thousands possibly in to the millions of people who only work up to 16 hours a week topped up with benefits who even when offered “more hours”, won’t work a minute longer because “It will affect my benefits”

  69. 69
    captain dildo says:

    Sc is to poetry what Rich and Mark are to cartoons.

  70. 70

    Good morrow to you Sir trust you are well and are “Sombrero at the ready” ?

    MFHsoCaCoS is permanently blocked

  71. 71
    nellnewman says:

    So whilst militwit twiddles his thumbs and labour falls into disarray over welfare, chucka spends his time jetting off to miami clubbing, where presumably he finds a better class of people.

    Funny lot , this opposition front bench of millionaire socialists.

  72. 72
    Put it Down FattBott says:

  73. 73

    I had been wondering where you had got to, Frankie! What have you done to upset himself?

    Better weather is on the way and it is time to get the spitroast out and give it a good polish ready for the new season’s activities…

  74. 74
    Hhah says:

    Does anyone buy the original artwork?

  75. 75
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Funny lot , this opposition front bench of millionaire socialists.

    They are bot funny Nell. IMO they are trash.

  76. 76
    Socialdemocrat says:

    Mr Umunna is more than just a black man. In fact he is the British Obama Beach.

  77. 77
    Socialdemocrat says:

    I think you’re being a little harsh on Mr Umunna. He is one of the great luminaries of the left wing movement. A bastion of ideas and original thought.

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  80. 80
    Socialdemocrat says:

    I like this – it is an almost biblical description of the great man himself, Mr Umunna.

  81. 81
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Millions dead. National and international socialisms legacy. The mass fecklessness and economic destruction caused by the welfare state…
    And labours tribal monkey still says the left is nice?!?

  82. 82
    Maqb­oul says:

    He’s trying to make privatising the NHS sound like a bad thing. It did wonders for BT as today they provide excellent service and no longer kill people. Perhaps the same could happen to the NHS?

  83. 83
    Tessa Tickles says:

    His mum does, probably.

    Mind you, van Gogh didn’t sell any of his paintings during his lifetime. He sold quite a few after he died, which is first-rate salesmanship.

  84. 84
    Tony Blear says:

    Some woman on Sky this am moaning that the loss of her disability benefit, would prevent her keeping her car and that previously it paid for her horse riding lessons……….How the other half live.

  85. 85
    Maqb­oul says:

    Socialists are either very stupid people or very nasty. You will meet the real Santa Claus before you meet a nice left-winger.

  86. 86
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Bevan’s killed more british people than hitler managed.

  87. 87
    Gerra Job says:

    Firms’ hiring plans at 19-month high. Firms plan to hire more staff over the next six months than they have for almost the past two years, research suggests.

  88. 88

    You can’t beat giving it a good polish LoL
    I’ve been switching between here and Londonistan refurbing a flat my son bought in Brentford
    But everytime i try to post anything even a couple of words (even with no expletives ) It’s blocked
    Even said message above was blocked under my” Moniker”
    Off to try and earn a crust now pal
    catch you later

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    A great proportion of the land available to us is rocky and steep sloped. We have two options. Use huge earth movers to re-model the whole of nature or grow grass. If we grow grass the most effective conversion to food is through animals.

    As for methane production all of us will know from their own digestion, it is created when the food source is too much, of the wrong mix, or the stomach is shut down during stress. So I can take a cow put them in an unfamiliar setup (piped up) and feed them unnatural food, and they will produce methane and hydrogen.

    But I can also do it with a human, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, and a horse. Any beast that used to roam free in nature.

    As with all propaganda the one proposing the restriction on others is the one with the problem. The cows and sheep generally have more sense than them.

  90. 90

    Tata Frankie.

    *Never knowingly beaten*

  91. 91
    Plato says:

    Guido is Oirish surely!

  92. 92
    Last comment on this thread says:

    Dave’s a prick

  93. 93
    Insects R Us says:

    We’ve got the most sense. We’ll still be around when Mother Nature has wiped out the human species with a nice epidemic.

  94. 94
    steve smith says:

    Laugh ?!! I nearly started not!!!!!

  95. 95
    Boris for PM says:

    surely the new word for Hunt should be Chuka

  96. 96
    Watt Shaw-Steppe says:

    Chucka appears to have arrived on our shores from a tanker.

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