April 8th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Bingo says:

    Dave is too left wing


    • 4
      Luciana Berger Flipper says:

      Chuka’s pole is over extended. Will WD40 help degrease it?


    • 14
      Jimmy says:

      Considering that he’s actually privatising the NHS, to describe him as left-wing (which really just means to be nice and care for one’s fellow man) just shows how twattish you right-wingers are.


      • 27
        Gonk III says:

        Be nice please.


      • 29
        albacore says:

        A champagne lefty all in a spin
        Twisting behind that innocent grin?
        Trust him, he has no recollection
        Of that naughty Wiki correction



        • 33
          bungabunga says:

          Outside the lefty bubble of bbc and guardian is is that good to actually be compared to Obama – a man who became president with no experience of anything, he didn’t even have a real job before entering politics (no, being a “community organiser” doesn’t count) and got the nomination because of his skin colour?


      • 39
        Hard On says:

        Do one Jimmy!!!!!


        • 82
          Maqb­oul says:

          He’s trying to make privatising the NHS sound like a bad thing. It did wonders for BT as today they provide excellent service and no longer kill people. Perhaps the same could happen to the NHS?


      • 49
        The nice and caring left-wingers Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Un and Hitler says:

        Write correct, Jimmy.

        You useful idiot you!


      • 66
        Chuka = hodge the dodge MkII says:

        Err Jimmy dear. Chukky ain’t nothing to do with the NHS. He’s just a common MP and a pretend Biz minister, he does not make any decisions about anything.

        As a multi millionaire he probably does not use the NHS anyway except for the immediate life threatening stuff that private does not cover. He doesn’t pay tax like the rest of us either with his inheritance all tied up in tax evading trusts.


        • 77
          Socialdemocrat says:

          I think you’re being a little harsh on Mr Umunna. He is one of the great luminaries of the left wing movement. A bastion of ideas and original thought.


      • 81
        carry hole is a complete hunt says:

        Millions dead. National and international socialisms legacy. The mass fecklessness and economic destruction caused by the welfare state…
        And labours tribal monkey still says the left is nice?!?


        • 85
          Maqb­oul says:

          Socialists are either very stupid people or very nasty. You will meet the real Santa Claus before you meet a nice left-winger.


    • 36
      Ezekiel 25:17 says:

      The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


      • 60
        The New BBC DG says:

        Shhh. QUIET. NOW! Shut up….there is no Chuka story.

        Anyway we’re too busy laying into football mangers and 17 years old kids for things they said years ago

        (BTW: I’m getting the hang of this job)


      • 80
        Socialdemocrat says:

        I like this – it is an almost biblical description of the great man himself, Mr Umunna.


  2. 2
    HMV says:

    Juke Box Jury.


  3. 3
    Labour says:

    shhhh……..you may wake up your benefit claiming neighbours


  4. 5
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    I remember when the Labour Party had Nye Bevan George Brown and John Stonehouse .

    Now they give us Chukka.


  5. 6
    Village Idiot says:

    “How the hell am i going to spin this”.???????


  6. 7
    Hilda Ogden says:

    Chuck is my favourite name.


  7. 8
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    Nice to see your former employer is on first name terms with the scumbag Philpotts


  8. 9

    We love to have Chuka play with our “B sides”


  9. 10
    Maq­boul says:

    Not the first time he’s had a round bit of vinyl between his hands, I’ll bet.


  10. 11
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Are you intimating Chuka is a tosser?


  11. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.


  12. 15
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I can never get the B sides of my CDs to play.


  13. 16
    Top of the Plops says:

    I give up. Is it Jimmy Savile?


  14. 17
    kim phil pot says:

    as they said about michael jackson after his trial for molestation – he’s luck he wasn’t black


  15. 18
    Gonk III says:

    It took a while but then the contiguity and juxtaposition of red and black turntables combined with backdrop of spotlight of truth illustrated the deceit
    and wankery of the subject matter nicely.


  16. 19
    Vote UKIP says:

    Kick his champain socialist B-Side out of Streatham constituency.


  17. 21
    Polly Twaddler says:

    When I met Chuka, I found him to be extremely well endowed, but with no staying power — give me proper Old Labour man anytime.


    • 41
      MacBeth says:

      You mean a bit of rough


      • 46
        Bolsover Beast says:

        I’ll give yer a good seeing too down the mineshaft anytime yer want, Polly. Proper traditional red blooded Labour man me, not like that namby pamby Chuka cnut.


    • 62
      Lardy John says:

      Hello darlin’. I’m yer man. Is Hull too far to travel? Chipolata here ready and waiting. Bring yer credit card for lunch.


  18. 25
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I bet Chukka comes here to post comments attacking Guido with a false name, just like he used false names to change his Wikipedia page!


    • 63
      Anonymous says:

      Revenge is so good.

      (Roll on 2015. We might have quite a bit of real artistic revelations)


  19. 28
    JH23098023942 says:

    Chukka embodies the modern political class.

    Venal, self serving, entitled scum.

    The fact that he would add Obama comparisons to his own Wikipedia page under a pseudonym is the perfect example of this sad little turd’s mindset. He thinks he will waltz unopposed into a position of considerable power for the simple reason that anyone standing in his way can be called racist and removed.

    An empty suit of the highest order.


  20. 31
    • 43
      MacBeth says:

      Who is Kelvin MacKenzie?


    • 55
      Anonymous says:

      lying , pedo ,plageriseing ,pooof st.johann of hari ,finally ….. lets see that again finally…sacked by the independent.


    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      lying.plagerist wiki fiddler hari finally sacked by independent


    • 57
      The Mailygraph is rubbish. says:

      “The group .. is looking to emphasise the value of its website content.”

      The Telegraph’s website in a nutshell:

      Lots of crap about Twitter.
      Lots of crap about Google’s Doodle.
      Lots of crap about Facebook.
      Lots of spelling mistakes.

      Not much else.


  21. 42
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    OK ! When did Obama star in Phantom of the opera ?


    • 47
      Labour - all magic money trees and fairy jobmothers says:

      He didn’t. He just had cosmetic surgery using the same crap doctor as the one Ed Miliband had for his nose.


  22. 44

    It’s all very well but who is it?


    • 59
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Dunno. They all look the same to me.

      (Rich’s cartoon characters, of course.)


      • 64

        Rich’s cartoon characters don’t stand up either Yes they do, don’t they!


        • 69
          captain dildo says:

          Sc is to poetry what Rich and Mark are to cartoons.


        • 70
          THE MAN WITH NO NAME says:

          Good morrow to you Sir trust you are well and are “Sombrero at the ready” ?

          MFHsoCaCoS is permanently blocked


          • I had been wondering where you had got to, Frankie! What have you done to upset himself?

            Better weather is on the way and it is time to get the spitroast out and give it a good polish ready for the new season’s activities…


          • THE MAN WITH NO NAME says:

            You can’t beat giving it a good polish LoL
            I’ve been switching between here and Londonistan refurbing a flat my son bought in Brentford
            But everytime i try to post anything even a couple of words (even with no expletives ) It’s blocked
            Even said message above was blocked under my” Moniker”
            Off to try and earn a crust now pal
            catch you later


          • Tata Frankie.

            *Never knowingly beaten*


  23. 50
    Labour - all magic money trees and fairy jobmothers says:

    The mask doesn’t do a very good job of disguising either the shoddiness of the artist or the subject.


  24. 67
    Captain Pedalo says:

    I want to hear from Chukka loud and clear would he pull the plug on Portugal this morning for failing to implement EU austerity measures or would he let things ride just like Cameron’s lot are doing ?


  25. 68
    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    What I D S needs to look at next is the hundreds of thousands possibly in to the millions of people who only work up to 16 hours a week topped up with benefits who even when offered “more hours”, won’t work a minute longer because “It will affect my benefits”


  26. 71
    nellnewman says:

    So whilst militwit twiddles his thumbs and labour falls into disarray over welfare, chucka spends his time jetting off to miami clubbing, where presumably he finds a better class of people.

    Funny lot , this opposition front bench of millionaire socialists.


    • 75
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      Funny lot , this opposition front bench of millionaire socialists.

      They are bot funny Nell. IMO they are trash.


  27. 72
    Put it Down FattBott says:


  28. 74
    Hhah says:

    Does anyone buy the original artwork?


  29. 79
    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      A great proportion of the land available to us is rocky and steep sloped. We have two options. Use huge earth movers to re-model the whole of nature or grow grass. If we grow grass the most effective conversion to food is through animals.

      As for methane production all of us will know from their own digestion, it is created when the food source is too much, of the wrong mix, or the stomach is shut down during stress. So I can take a cow put them in an unfamiliar setup (piped up) and feed them unnatural food, and they will produce methane and hydrogen.

      But I can also do it with a human, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, and a horse. Any beast that used to roam free in nature.

      As with all propaganda the one proposing the restriction on others is the one with the problem. The cows and sheep generally have more sense than them.


      • 93
        Insects R Us says:

        We’ve got the most sense. We’ll still be around when Mother Nature has wiped out the human species with a nice epidemic.


  30. 84
    Tony Blear says:

    Some woman on Sky this am moaning that the loss of her disability benefit, would prevent her keeping her car and that previously it paid for her horse riding lessons……….How the other half live.


  31. 87
    Gerra Job says:

    Firms’ hiring plans at 19-month high. Firms plan to hire more staff over the next six months than they have for almost the past two years, research suggests.


  32. 92
    Last comment on this thread says:

    Dave’s a prick


  33. 94
    steve smith says:

    Laugh ?!! I nearly started not!!!!!


  34. 95
    Boris for PM says:

    surely the new word for Hunt should be Chuka


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