March 21st, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:


  2. 2
    It's a fix says:

    It only went out yesterday. Surely

  3. 3
    Brownian Motion says:

    Start again.

  4. 4
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes, that would explain the disasters he is responsible for?

  5. 5
    Chris H says:

    Day 11 on the N*nce Wing. Played chess with ‘Groper’. He wanted to hold my bishop. Declined. Then he said he would show me some ‘Grade 4 pawns’. I think he is mad.

  6. 6
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember chip shop queues.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Paying lots of tax prevents you from:

    Buying drugs
    Buying too much food
    Drinking too much
    Buying cheap Chinese imports
    Buying Korean cars

  8. 8
    gerard depardieu says:

    3/6 aint bad.

  9. 9
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    They were a rock n’ roll band in the fifties. Now do you remember.

  10. 10
    gerard depardieu says:

    oops I can’t count.

    Perhaps I should have got a better accountant, or a swiss bank account for that matter.

  11. 11
    Groper says:

    I only want to pervert the course of his bottom.

  12. 12
    Ed Miliband says:

    Could anyone advise me on how to open a bank account in Cyprus?

  13. 13
    Hampton Mr says:

    I still buy Takeaways from the Chinese Takeaway regardless!

  14. 14
    Waynetta Slob says:

    I am having a fag!

  15. 15

    What happens when a leftie Kenyan tries to sort out centuries problems he knows nothing about:

  16. 16
    compromise says:

    Solomon believed in dividing the child if neither party would accept the lack of parentage details.
    Same with the land. Split it between them according to the old recomendations with Jerusalem remaining a Holy City for all beliefs.

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Only in postal voting, Mongo, but I suppose that’s the kind of thing you’re familiar with, and it was a natural mistake on your part.

  18. 18
    Another week wasted arsing around with stupid old bags, thick students and scrounging, Labour voting dogshite in Edinburgh. says:


  19. 19
    One of the revolting plebs voting for the NEW Government UKIP.Org says:

    So pleased to see that Pinochio Dave aka CMDDD has finally sealed his fate

    with his bungled Political Control of the PRESS legislation along with his

    partners little Ed & his now dirty blank sheet of paper & no Nation ever

    again, along EU luving LibDims by really pi*ssing off The Dirty Digger as a

    result…….the ConsLieLaborLibDims must all be congratulated in creating

    legalistic cess pit, because of these para*sits, pim*ps & lee*chs thirst for

    vengence after the MP’s expenses scandal. May I suggest to all of these

    self righteous ver*min, to take the opportunity to enjoy there Tax Payer

    subsidised Booze & Food in one the “35 locations” within the Palace of

    Westminster while they can, for its certain that Pinochio Dave will decide

    to cut & run (No Ba*lls or Spine) sooner rather than later !!! BUT is now

    guaranteed The Dirty Digger won’t be helping through his media outlets

    the ConsLieLaborLibDims to be kept in the style they have all become

    accustomed & expect & demand …..The Cull has already started………

    BTW Understand these Para*sites, Pim*ps & Lee*ches are not charged VAT

    @ Palace of Westminster no wonder its only £2.20 a Pint…..with discounts like

    this only the great unwashed are forced to pay all of the blo*ody taxes…..

    here pheasants have a whole 1p off of a pint……don’t forget to grovel to

    these Bull*ington wan*kers & say Thank You…… now get along……..

  20. 20
    Jimmy says:

    Are you suggesting that some disharmony may break out in the region now?

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    At last, there’s a party for people who type in capitals.

  22. 22
    Curly says:

    No, not only in postal voting. 1 + 1 does equal 3. If it doesn’t, perhaps you could tell us all where you came from?

  23. 23
    Curly says:

    Use a tin opener.

  24. 24
    Curly says:

    Thyis is a difficult one. Let me think…

    Does he get assassinated by some loony jihadist?

  25. 25
    Help is at hand, the noo says:

    Have you thought of moving to Glasgow perhaps?

  26. 26
    The Boy Plunger says:

    I would like to know how much money has been transferred from Cypriot Banks to British French and German Banks in the last 12 months .

  27. 27
    Furious from Corby says:

    Why is my Prime Minister now flooding Cyprus with bits of paper ?

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