Rent-Swap Victory: Expenses Piggy Linda Riordan Sells Up
Regular readers will remember how Guido has been on the case of shamed Labour rent-swapper Linda Riordan. In October last year it was revealed how this expenses piggy rented out her London flat to another MP and skimmed off an extra £1,000-a-month in profit from the taxpayer, charging a rent of £1,560 on a property where her mortgage costs her some £500-a-month. The other MP in question, Iain McKenzie, amusingly insisted he had never heard of Riordan. Nonetheless, Riordan admitted that she had been caught red-handed and promised to kick McKenzie out, sell up and pay back the profits.
In the last few weeks Riordan has finally flogged her London property, putting an end to the whole dodgy arrangement. Whether her constituents will forgive her in 2015 is another matter…
First
And second
But wot about chemtrails?
Well done Guido, Ithink there’s another half dozen yet though?
Wot about the latest on Thumper Joyce though?
Not a peep all night.
And did Brillo and Portillo say something on This Week about news breaking that the racist Lord Ahmed has been kicked out of the Labour Party?
Come on Guido, get with the programming!
P.S. Please delete these twats who think it’s an achievement to post ‘First’ etc., tedious onanists.
Surely 650 of the thieving f_ckers?
“P.S. Please delete these twats who think it’s an achievement to post ‘First’ etc., tedious onanists.” Don’t be be a silly 8illy, Geedo won’t do that, it improves his stats, no. pages read etc there are others that post blanks
It Was The Right Thing Tae Dee!!
If you squint, they spell out “guacamole”, which, as Wikipedia confirms, is “an avocado-based sauce that originated with the Aztecs in Mexico”. I think there’s a message there somewhere.
Guacamole-thats what Mandleson has from the proletariats take-away
I have never heard of it. I am far too important to take note of every avocado-based sauce that comes my way.
But did she pay back the profits?
To whom?
To whus, of course.
She did promise to ( Telegraph Dec2012) although that was probably a ham fisted attempt at deflecting her guilt.
Another dishonest dodgy liebour a*sehole . Oh and first btw
Fourth actually
Nah nah neh nah nah
And eighth
A kitty fiddler.
Bollocks bloody Android phone is so slow not first shit
what’s happened to maria miller’s expenses investigation?????
Forget it even Jaquie Smith got away with £110 grand.
Plus the steady income stream from her regular appearances discussing contents of the newspapers on Sky.
Of course they will forgive her.
They can pin the red rosette on her fat, piggy arse and pretend she’s not the donkey they normally vote for. She is still one of them.
English Labour Co-operative member for Halifax with a majority of 1472. Not so safe a seat, considering the area.
She doesn’t look particularly halal to me.
Does the Co-Op give dodgy food receipts?
Not sure but doggy ones, probably.
Another reason to reduce the nos of MPS by at least a third,there are still a number of MPS renting from former MPS including the member fpr Sinderland Central one Juilie Elliot who rents out a flat from that bastion of propriety and general do gooder Chris Mullin
How many Cons are doing exactly the same, it’s either liebore or LimpyDems, all politicians are from the same mould nowadays, I can not believe there are no Cons doing the same thing. What about Farage’s EU expenses and allowances, the government pay to the EU, we pay to our government by, logic we are paying Farage’s expenses.
In the way that Iain McKenzie had never heard of Riordan, let us hope that neither we nor the HoC will ever hear of her again.
just how many rooms does Ian Duncan Shit need given that he’s about to push the poor all into one room together as underoccupation of houses is suddenly criminal? … and Cameron, how many spare rooms does he have …. and Osborne???????? fucking tory scum
IDS pays for his own house-thats the difference
Should you travel with someone on holidays to europe this year how many spare rooms will you hire from the hotel-just because someone else picks up the bill it doesnt infer entitlement
TIT
If you have a spare room can we live there while we claim benefits,beg and thieve?
Only if you all claim HB and cut me in before you remit the balance home so that you can build a bling palace.
Ha ha…great retort MOP…seriously though, how many Bulgarians are you planning to fit in to your cupboard under the stairs?
It is acase of do what I say not what I do, do we really as a nation need as many grace and favour houses and Mansions as we have and how much do they cost to maintain for a few days of the year?
Punchy Eric Joyce is hitting the headlines again. Tho the BBC radio 4 midnight news left it to last item ,other channels put him 1st 3 or 4 hmmmmmm
He’s a regular pisshead, is our Eric.
2 types of drunk: the maudlin and the aggressive, and Eric is the poster boy for #2 (and in the other sense too, you filthy-minded creep).
It depends where they stand on the political scale, Joyce was thrown out of Liebore he was an ex army man and it is one of the things army men seem to do from squadies to commisioned officers a sort of right of passage.
Joysce waz never a soleger e was a teecher in the educashun corr. E tort me an my mates – when e wasn’t tryin to get rite up our pasage
My MP has never troughed, fiddled expenses, home-flipped, smashed up a bar or been to prison. It’s a disgrace, I tell you.
Name the virtuous f_cker he/she must either be a saint or in a coma?
I have no rent collection.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/house-lords-workers-overtime-pay-1764584
Ceci n’est pas une policy.
No wonder the booze sales are up in the HOC Eric Joyce as drank it all.
And we subsidise his booze. Minimum price policy for everyone else but not the troughers.
The answer, and Geedo would not like, ban all booze in the HoC, there are plenty of drinking holes in London, so if the little darlings get smashed out of their tiny minds folkes can see them for what they are.
She has sold her property in london, but has she bought another property, and so start the whole process again?
I see Eric Joyce got a few rounds in again last night , most of them rolling around the floor with the police
Didn’t he nearly strangle a policemen to death?
Yes , with up to 50 HoC people stood watching , and nobody tried to help
And the most amusing thing is Camermong wants to impose minimum pricing on us while keeping subsidies on theirs
“You only have to walk through any town center on a weekend to see violent drunks causing trouble with the police”
Nah just walk down the corridor in the HoC
I think turn-about Dave has already turned about, say one thing do another
Next round’s on you.
Eric I think Geedo would like to go head to head with you.
Nice to see the archaeologists in London routing about in those 7 “skelingtons “who are thought to have died in the Black Death 700 years ago
no masks no gloves not much precautions being taken at all
Back in the 1980′s they removed part of a “Plague pit” in Salford which contained 22,000 bodies the area was cordoned off and men in space suits removed the bones to a secure unit where they were re boxed and reburied in Agecroft cemetery
Wonder how the NHS would cope with a new outbreak of the Black Death ?
Incinerate them, that’s what the NHS does. By the way new medical research reveals that you are dead much much later than when the Doc says you are dead.
Death Certificate = execution order.
>Wonder how the NHS would cope with a new outbreak of the Black Death ?
Do you really need to ask?
Nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about, take 2 paracetamol
Shirley this is a racist plague? What about a decent honkey plague too?
Liverpool Pathway comes to mind
No doubt put you through to their 111 service and remain on hold until you puke your blood out and expire.
racist !!!!
she doesn’t need a photoshop to look like a sow.
She may have sold up, but has she paid the profits back?
I seriously doubt it
Mr Joyce, would you like a job as a nurse?
Vouncer at one of Geedo’s gigs
I object to the BBC using the Labour propaganda term “bedroom tax”. Then again that useless twat Camoron had the chance to dismantle the BBC after the Savile scandal. But he was too busy sorting out shirtlifter marriage.
Dave needs the BBC to help Labour win the next GE, he cant do it all on his own y’know.
Thank you so much for clarifying my key working objectives.
Dave’s got Rupert hasn’t he. Oh I forgot, he is edging to towards UKip, don’t panic Dave, don’t panic. Follow Geedo to see which way Murdoch is heading
Never mind that, or the Mid Staffs deaths, or the war in ‘Stan – the press are putting nasty stories about my latest films in the papers. They must be stopped! But please come and see my crappy films!
I’m on my way duarling.
No point. Seen one,seen them all.
You can use me when yours is full.
Is it the film where you play the hapless toff who says, “um…ah…oh, f*ck, bloody bollocks… um, um, sh*t?” I think I’ve seen that one.
I must have missed that when he was in “Sense and Sensibility”
256,000 short fall in school places by 2014 according to national audit office
The population is breeding faster than at any time since the 1950′s
“And Still They Come !”
There will be another few hundred thousand in January 2014.
Hooray for Socialism and the bruvverhud of mann.
There are many schools where English is the second language and where every effort is made to accomodate pupils who do not speak or understand Engliah by providing dual language Teaching Assistants to translate the lessons etc…say what you like about the French but at least they have no”truck” with providing translators etc in their schools…you learn to speak and understand French or you don’t learn
But that is nothing compared to Dave claiming the maximum allowed on his cotswolds mansion, while he lives in number 10, weekends at Chequers and rents out his house what has a subsidised windmill on the Chimley.
Absolewtly disgraceful!
Of course her constituents will forgive her,
nothing they like more than a corrupt, grasping Socialist,
so much nicer than those nasty Tories.
FFS, these people need to be arrested and charged with fraud.
There should be a law requiring MPs to find a good deal for the taxpayer rather than bunging our money to each other.
As for the voters, if the people of Kirkcaldy can vote for Gordon Brown despite his record of ruin and absence, then there’s every reason to imagine voters will stupidly back this greedy candidate.
The “voters” of Kirkcaldy have been victims of Labour education policies since 1704.
British men who have served in the armed forces are three times more likely to have been convicted of violent offences than their civilian peers, according to a study published today. Fact: Eric Joyce served as a private in the Black Watch before attending University and subsequently receiving a commission in the Royal Army Educational Corps. He left the army in 1999 in the rank of major
What did he teach? Boxing lessons?
Hasn’t it gone quiet about mid Staffs?
Deaths-what deaths?
Can I claim my expenses now?
We wish to put on the record that despite being in government between 1997 – 2010 when this was taking place that we had nothing to do with this at all. It is totally unreasonable to think otherwise and is obviously a politically motivated smear campaign by Tory politicians to mask the chaos created by their re-organisation of the NHS
The Labour Party are the true Ugly/Nasty Party what with MP’s fighting and having to be arrested, ripping off the tax payer with the expense scandal, they are fully responsible for deliberately filling the Country with immigrants in order to give the right wing a “bloody nose” , causing the most catastrophic economy breakdown probably known to this Country. They have drained our taxes to fund an illegal war that Blair has yet to be tried for. They dumbed down our education system to a point where school leavers cannot find jobs due to lack of education, they are responsible for political correctness being communist at heart, Yet the Conservative Party still remains quiet and not reminding the communist shower of their mistakes, they could start by remining everyone of Brown virtually giving away our Gold reserves for a give away price, this will prove another historic mistake by the rabble of the century. Guess what, the public will still buy Labour’s lies and will learn that Miliband is something rather special in a very negative way, the key is to look at the history of these politicians, best bet is UKIP.
I see Camermong and the Mad Frog Hollande want to give weapons to the Syrian rebels,without any agreements
That would of course be the Syrian rebels who want a muslim state and have put all christians in the country on notice to get out or be killed when they take over ?
These weapons will eventually come back come back to haunt us when they find their way into the hands of people who don’t much care for the British
the very same weapons that have been handed back by our troops who now find themselves on the dole will be used to make a few more vacancies in our armed forces
Politicians really are the thickest fuckers in existence
It is all worth it for the photo ops.
Well after all we did the same in Libya AND look how well THAT turned out
I’ve already opened an account with Betfred on daily mortality count. ‘Who wants to be a millionaire……I do’
Unresearched drivel, and Twitter is a means to publish.
Will some one please ask the Yanks if they would like to take this cvnt in exchange for Piers?
Unresearched dr1vel, and Twitter is a means to publish.
Suck your dick?
Now Now lets not go spreading nasty rumors , even if it is so obvious
Read all about it* in the Sun on Sunday.
*actual ‘it’ discussed will vary
Happy to take the publicity from News International for his crappy films though isn’t he?
Bloody hypocrite.
Why do Grant, Coogan, Moseley, Diamond,McCann etc think their opinions about the press are more important than millions of readers?
I would like to do a ‘few lines’ for a newspaper
…. because they ALL have something nasty to hide which they would rather keep secret
Its only the very naughty people,who live weird lives,who want the
press shackled,i say ,”bugger off and live a decent life that no one cares about,and behave,and stop trying to threaten our free press”….There are
sufficient laws in place to deal with journo’s who overstep the line,as long
as our law enforcers,police,judges,do their bit…
Remember this lady Grant.
Nonsense. A good war cures all manner of ailments.
Once you become a twat it’s hard to get back to being normal.
Please don’t insult me. Campbell is an evil subhuman piece of dog shit.
Please don’t insult me either. Campbell is an evil subhuman piece of smegma.
Hey!
There really is no need for that.
Campbell still pretending he has power and relevance.
He’s yesterday’s man and will only ever be remembered for
his deadly association with Blair and Brown.
Comment is superfluous
I shall be in Westminster today……. well sweeping the pavements to be exact!
I don’t remember Eric.
The phrase to be used in these matters is:
“I have no recollection of ……. ” (fill in whatever criminal act you were involved in)
I didn’t know Huhne had broken the law.
She shoulda just said she was depressed. Like I did! Weeeeeeee!
Fuckin Hell Eric fancy seeing you here !
“Yeh Chris i took on the police , but lost on points ”
“Me Too”
What 4ft tall with an orifice at each end that outputs shite?
Mr Speaker?
Order Order
Or This !
I’m creating lots and lots of new jobs in education.
Re the “pigs in the trough”…………….If Liebore has its way on Monday, you. Guido, and the rest of the press, will not be able to report tales of MPs and their and expense fiddles ever again……………………duh
Look, its fairly straightforward. We let the secret courts decide the outcome.
Pip Pip
我们在河中，把我们的猪
No we won’t!!
Who is Vince Cable?
I don’t remember Vince.
That bastard Eric Joyce should be up in front of the beak at any moment. A few days in prison plus a suspended portion of six months would seem to be very much in order.
Don’t quite follow your logic this time.
If you had an opportunity to black a few MPs’ eyes ……..
Only hit them !!
What about lining them up in front of their families …..
Not sure I would take the opportunity, I’m afraid.
I would rather see them banged up. Retributive justice would set an example to these parasitical creatures and discourage others who are only motivated by greed from coming into the system.
A philandering MP how rare! Perhaps we should employ the bedroom tax principle to them?
An idea, but I think most of us would prefer the working combine harvester solyushun.
All very sordid and extremely Dishonourable!
No doubt such stories and this blog will be censored in future.