March 15th, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (St Patrick’s Edition)


136 Comments

  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    7 down….Stuff Guido likes to ignore

    1. UK Squaddies – all violent wife beating nut jobs
    2. Bonkers Boris sucking bankers off – AGAIN !!!!
    3. HS2 court victory – Tory rural toss*ers screwed
    4. Pointless, and naff Malvinas vote
    5. Malvinas 4X4 scum nuts ( we pay for the 4X4’s )
    6. Hague to arm nut job Jihadists in Syria
    7. Wheres Waris. The hunt continues – day 135

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  2. 2

    Which one is the big wheel?

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  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    Enda of Coalition

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  4. 5
    Jimmy says:

    Kenny’s halo slips.

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  5. 6
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    Three Micks and a Prick

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  6. 7
    Anonymous says:

    My backbenchers want to see the Enda me.

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  7. 8

    An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
    He says Sir, have you been drinking?
    Just water
    says the priest.
    The trooper asks Then why do I smell wine?
    The priest looks at the bottle and says Bejeezus! He’s done it again!

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  8. 9
    East India Company Wallah says:

    A clique of Coalitions

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  9. 11
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    “”That £7 Billion you gave us, ya not getting it back, and I dont care how skint you are “”””

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  10. 12
    Mr Oaks says:

    Feck! Arse! Debt!

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  11. 14
    SP4BS says:

    Dave’s worried. He’s seen Eric Joyce coming.

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  12. 15
    A voter from 2015 Parachuted in to comment says:

    Who the fuck are these people?

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  13. 17
    The voice of unreason says:

    So, you won’t ask for that £7billion back and we revoke Guido’s passport? I’ll drink to that!

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  14. 18
    The Gorrican brothers says:

    There’s no on as Irish as Dave Cameron.

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  15. 19
    Impossible says:

    Who chooses these awful photos???? There is nothing funny to be said about 4 grey men in suits?? – This is no better the the Monday cartoon.

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  16. 20
    alexei says:

    Sham rocks!

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  17. 23
    Detained says:

    Rather surreal hearing a Jessie J ringtone during the Sky arrest video.

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  18. 24
    National Unity says:

    David Cameron’s one nation policy exposes Miliband’s silly sloganeering

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  19. 25
    Huge Grant says:

    This is exactly why we need a State regulated press…

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  20. 26
    SamCam says:

    Thats my Dave with the HoC gay choir.

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  22. 28
    Roger The lodger says:

    No Dougal. Your ring: small. That ring: far away….

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  23. 29
    Just piss off back to Dublin, Kenny, you jumped up little rodent says:

    Nothing, nothing at all.
    I can’t think of a single comment such is the utter and complete pointlessness of those four wankers, and my overwhelming tiredness with this chumminess with a Republic of Ireland which would sink the United Kingdom in a spittle, and stabs it in the back at every given opportunity.

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  24. 30
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    “”Yes Dave we already know, from personal experience, that all British troops are a bunch of illiterate, violent, wife beating, trigger happy fu*ck wits”””

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  25. 31
    Identity Parade Witness (name redacted) says:

    The guy who said “there would be nothing to being PM” but fucked the country is second from the right

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  26. 32
    Stavros says:

    Cameron tried to find some loyal MPs and only three loyalists showed up.

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  27. 33
    Mr Plum says:

    Ah its old spud face himself.

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  28. 35

    We have advised the Chipping Norton Set to move to Ireland

    We will then use our batteries of bent lawyers to resist extrdition when they are summoned to the Old Bailey for sentencing

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  29. 36
    O'Burne says:

    Cameron promises to end spin culture in meeting outside London Eye

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  30. 38
    Paniagua Dos says:

    So there is another Plastic Paddy besides Guido after all.

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  31. 40

    I will resign on Monday when I lose the vote

    Britain is ungovernable and will soon be in default

    Unlike the Irish we have no onr to bail us out

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  32. 41

    Cameron’s lackeys had such strong colds their hankies were green with snot.

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  33. 44
    Paddy Plower says:

    Which one will renegue first?

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  34. 45
    Jessicaca Reede, Guardian writer says:

    Ewwww this is so sexist. All white males. Oddly satisfying to update our selected writers slot and it’s ALL WOMEN! Still a rare thing, sadly, working on it. One day all men will be banned. #feminismrocks #forwardprogress #sexism

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  36. 48

    Are you guys the Protestant or the Catholic ones? I always get it mixed up.

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  37. 49
    Peter says:

    What’s the collective noun for a shower of t###s?

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  38. 51
    a non says:

    International English / Irish boy band? ‘No direction’

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  39. 52

    DC – “Took me over an hour to get here from Downing Street”
    Man far left – “Ah sure, I know, Prime Minister. We have tractors like that at home too.”

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  40. 54
    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    Cameron makes progress on his promise of the greenest government ever.

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  41. 57
    troika says:

    Barbershop quartet deciding who takes a haircut.

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  42. 58
    Caption America says:

    We have given 3 of these people LOTS of money in the past.

    Free the Malvinas.

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  43. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Whose idea was it to have this photo? Delete it and put the one of Martin Shulz up.

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  44. 62
    gramma says:

    The White and White Ministeral Show

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  45. 64
    Casual Observer says:

    Evidence which implicates Dave in the new republican campaign targeting famous London landmarks.

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  46. 67
    trumpton foto pics says:

    Dibble and Grub out of shot?

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  47. 69

    Racing Times

    4 of the biggest losers at Cheltenham.

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  48. 70
    Paddy P0wer says:

    **smiling** And if you don’t do what we tell you, we will gut you and throw you in the river. You got that Dave ?

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  49. 71

    Dave: That’s what you get when playing spoof with a load of Micks.

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  50. 72
    One O' T'Other Fellas In T'e Pitchure says:

    “T’ere’s only one ‘Big Wheel’ in town, Dave– and t’ain’t you, beejeezus…”

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  51. 74
    JCB.gt says:

    Spot the Odd one out?
    3 of them have kissed the Blarney Stone.
    Dave kissed the baloney stone

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  52. 75

    Short Brothers reintroduce the Stirling.

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  53. 77
    Blob Watson says:

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      talentless rich post twat actor says:

      but I did get loads of free publicity that normally I’ve got to pay and arm and a leg for. Sympathy vote from women.
      And she was a really shit whore, the hag

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  54. 81
    Con Artists says:

    Dave celebrates breaking the EU arms embargo and arming the
    popular resistance fighters.

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  55. 82
    Anonymous says:

    the bullingdon club has really let itself go!

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  56. 84
    blondini says:

    Cameron: “Oh my God, they have Kilkenny!”

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  57. 86
    Leprechaun says:

    Do you like my unlucky charms children?

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  58. 88
    Red Egg Millitit... Social Naturist or National Socialist says:

    To be sure, surely :)

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  59. 89
    davo says:

    Bloke second from the right: “Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it
    I just want you back for good”.

    The other three: “Want you back, want you back, want you back for gooooood”.

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  60. 90
    Con Artists says:

    Daves leaving do went off with a bang when he sang ‘My Way’ with his rat pack.

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  61. 91
    Red Egg Millitit... Social Naturist or National Socialist says:

    Would prefer it if Dave and Co. got on dealt with this sort of sh*t…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-21801272

    GP filmed sex assaults with watch…

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  62. 92
    davo says:

    Barber shop quartet stylee: “Pardon me boys, is that the Easter Peace agreement?”

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  63. 93
    Paty O'Doors says:

    ….. I spied Captain Farrell and his money he was countin’……

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  64. 94
    blondini says:

    Bob Holness “What C are you three?”

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  65. 95
    Red Egg Millitit... Social Naturist or National Socialist says:

    Possible culprits gather as news of pork meat found in Halal sausages breaks!

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  66. 96
    A Greeeek Tragedy says:

    Well, I recognise the London Eye, that’s about it really.

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  67. 97
    blondini says:

    Simon Cowell’s voice from the panel:
    “There’s as much chance of you lot being pop stars as me flying to the moon tomorrow for breakfast.”

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  68. 99
    davo says:

    “Hello, we’re Ed Winchester”

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  69. 100
    Ah! monika says:

    Three rocks and a Sham.

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  70. 102
    davo says:

    “In 1998 a crap commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for an expenses fiddle they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanting as a government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find Gordon Brown, maybe you can hire the Z-Team.”

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  71. 103
    PDPGB says:

    “So, which one of you is Edna?”

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  72. 105
    Theros says:

    Every one a *anker!

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  73. 106
    hold them to ac says:

    Irish unveil plan for new Eurovision entry: Oh, Davey boy.

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  74. 108
    The Old Fella says:

    Turn About Dave’s night out with the lads before they set off

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  75. 110
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Dave with tree-fellers? Surely not.

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  76. 111
    Perry says:

    Our Bank Accounts are safe and well thank goodness -

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  77. 113
    Old England says:

    So you two are getting married,and, you with the shamrock will be digging the
    track for our much loved HS2,and i will join you on your bummymoon.Jolly good……..

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  78. 116

    Having long given up any hope of winning this thing, can be really boring by pointing out that Niall Gibbons, CEO Tourism Ireland is on our left but who is the one on the right, next to Dave?

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  79. 117
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    Not Pictured: Labours John O’Farrell praying that the Irish Gentlemen pictured are about to have more success than the Brighton Bombers.

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  80. 118
    vAN zANDT says:

    Enda – Begorrah – to be in the capital of England, tis great!

    Dave – No Enda, the capital of England is ten quid

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  81. 119
    Man on the Clapham Omnibus says:

    That One Direction have aged a bit

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  82. 120
    left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird. says:

    Syco & Louis Walshs’ latest boy band start promoting their christmas single.

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  83. 121
    robbie says:

    Hey guys can you lend us some money?

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  84. 122

    There’s white smoke over the white cliffs of Dover.

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  85. 127
    Rightallalong says:

    I actually advertised for ‘tree fellers’.

    So that makes you the fourman

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  86. 128
    Pope Tango the First says:

    Which one is St Patrick?

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  87. 129
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Well, all the snakes Patrick drove out of Ireland had to go somewhere

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  88. 130
    Hausfrau says:

    4 leaf clover or 4 left overs?

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  89. 131
    Savanarola says:

    One big wheel and four flat tyres!

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  90. 132
    Ethelred the Unsteady says:

    Look what you get when you spin the Wheel of Misfortune!

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  91. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Wankers anonymous reinvent the wheel.

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  92. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Dave stands in way of wheel coming off his government.

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  93. 135
    Red Rump says:

    At least my green halo hasn’t slipped, Dave

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  94. 136
    Sins Fine says:

    “Shock, eh? A law.”

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