March 12th, 2013

@ChrisHuhne Tweets

Just before he changed his plea to guilty, Chris Huhne suspended his official Twitter account. With perfect timing that very same account, @ChrisHuhne, is now tweeting again:

With over a thousand re-tweets @ChrisHuhne is reaching more people than ever before.

An insight into life inside HMP Wandsworth…


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      Labour Stooges says:

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        Anonymous says:

        I often wonder how much input Sam Cam has to Dave’s bizarre metro views. And that goes for Sarah Brown and Cherie Blair. We know what the political views of the latter two were, but do we really know Sam’s politics? I’m guessing she’s not a true conservative.

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          David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

          David Laws should be inside with Huhne. When will his expense scam be investigated by the police? Another cover up??

          When is Cameron’s investigation into Tory party donors having meals at taxpayers’ expense at No 10 going to conclude? How long does it take? He is party leader and he was there, so he must know the strength of evidence whether the taxpayer paid for the electric, gas, water and food and who cooked the meals. Oxbridge PPE graduate ought to be to work faster than this.

          With criminal acts still being committed by the political bods at the House of Corruption, why is the Kelly report still sitting on the shelf after three years in office? Lords returned to work after serving time for dishonesty, come on, when is the change going to happen?

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      • 39
        Gawd Help Us says:

        Well done. Buy that woman a cup cake.

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      1million on policy and countin says:

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    Chris 'Stars in their eyes' Huhne says:

    Tonight Mathew, I am going to be a bottom

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    Wyle Cop says:

    Eating one and doing the other…

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  4. 4
    PK says:

    don’t they take their phones away ?

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  5. 5
    Grollace says:

    I preferred Ronnie Barker

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  6. 6
    Vince Nasle says:

    What is Twitter, I have never met it?

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    The Lib Dem Omertà says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Hank the Cat says:

    Just a thought Justin Welby the Arch Bish worked for nearly 12 years in industry at a fairly high level
    Vince Cable worked for about 2 years as a typist and office boy in industry.
    Just a thought maybe the Arch Bish should be Secretary of State for Business

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    • 31
      Truth says:

      I did not realise that Vince had held such an important post before ?

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      Tay King-dePisse says:

      I love the pretentiousness of how he’s often referred to as “Dr” Cable, to emphasise that, like Gordon Brown, he was a university lecturer for awhile lo these many moons ago. But not even Brown has the effrontery to make his side job with NYU into some sort of current academic honorific.
      “Those that can, do; those that can’t…”

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    SamCam says:

    My dave is not gay, he only helps them out when they are busy

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    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Shit happens’?

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    Has Huhne got bad feet? says:

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Does anyone know if ‘she’ still has those earrings on?

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    Anonymous says:

    Leave the kids alone for a few days & look what happens

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    Anonymous says:

    “With over a thousand re-tweets @ChrisHuhne is reaching more people than ever before.”

    It’s amazing what happens when they’ve got something interesting to say, instead of the ‘looking to the future, going forward bollocks’.

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      Airey Belvoir says:

      Huhne is utterly shameless – day one, and working hard on rebuilding his image, with faux-regretful interviews to the Guardian and Channel 4 done, and now jokey tweets, all designed to portray his sentence as a temporary inconvenience, a minor speed hump in the onward march of Huhne. One could almost admire the chutzpah of the man.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    And what happened to the prison uniform idea?

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    Tweet of the Year says:

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    Nick 'La Cucaracha' Clegg says:

    Chris was an outstanding MP and a very effective Minister.

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    Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual? says:

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  23. 37
    Quote of the Day says:

    From the Specci

    Owen Jones is the new Johan Hari – but without the glowing integrity.

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  24. 40
    Truth Commission says:

    “No matter what your status no one’s above the law” says Cameron –

    Let’s start a list.
    Leon Brittan
    Lord Reynard
    MP expense fiddlers

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I CAN’T WAIT !!!!

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      dnepropetrovsk maniacs x 650 says:

      and thus the pantomime of political ping pong continues to ever downward spiral.

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    q says:

    as if this will make any difference to the preferential treatment the criminal banks are receiving whilst disabled people are being killed to reduce the deficit – honestly your priorities are a tad shallow dont you think?????????????????

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    Fishy says:

    Is it actually him or has he been hacked?

    If it is the arrogant lying scrote, there’s something very wrong about seeing his smirking face alongside inappropriate tweets from HMP. I reckon he now needs to serve the full 8 months. It’s really hard to feel sorry for a wrong ‘un.

    BTW I wonder if he’s traded the Ipad he misappropriated (immediately before standing down) for some snout.

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  28. 46
    Frank Skinner's last pint says:

    He’s going down
    He’s going down
    He’s going
    Huhne is going down

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    GreyMan says:

    Just saw this – rather incisive I thought!

    Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle
    Ironically, “Huhne” is what I’d choose for the phonetic spelling of the grunt made by a prisoner penetrated without consent.

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    8illy's douchebag says:

    He’s been a very naughty boy.

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    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    Won’t they be moved to an open prison in a couple of days?

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    Another Headshrinker says:

    Shouldn’t he be asking lube, lots of it!

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    Sylvio from Milan says:

    Nice to see someone has a sense of humour in a non bullying way.

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    Judge Dredd says:

    More to the point, as Huhne is wealthy, why are we as taxpayers picking up the tab for his incarceration, along with that of Mrs Huhne?

    If benefits for the poor are means tested, then why should the cost to the state of imprisoning those who can afford to pay, be bourne by the taxpayer?

    As maybe some of those who commit crimes would think twice, if they knew they were not only going to go down for a stretch, but also end up paying for it out of their own pocket.

    It would make greedy expense cheats in the House of Commons maybe think twice about fiddling their expenses in the first place…

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        Dead in the water says:

        When in Opposition Mr Cameron had some very interesting views about prison food which it would be interesting to revisit .

        Another way of saving money would be to introduce fees of say £30 plus VAT per prison visit.

        If people started screaming about Human Rights just say the first visit each year is free .

        That would sort things out .

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    Ian E says:

    Wouldn’t porridge normally come before a shit?

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    bob b says:

    She would have had to hand in the dangly ear rings, but with a bit of luck Chris will be wearing a nice pearl necklace by now!

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    Anonymous says:

    Huhne is a man so he loses his clothes for a prison uniform.

    Pryce because she is a woman keeps her close as there is no prison uniform .

    Whare is the equality in that Mr Cameron ?

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    PR Stunt. says:

    He wants celebrity status now. Think of book deals & my hell prison to be serialised in the daily starr. Kerrrching. I think he will be in the jungle by the end of the year!

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    Title for his prison book ‘Shit Porridge’.

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    MB. says:

    The account has been suspended again.

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    Phil Maxted says:

    Who’s sorry now ….

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    Prophylactic Pete says:

    Make sure the top puts a johnny on it, Mr Buff-huhne.

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