Just before he changed his plea to guilty, Chris Huhne suspended his official Twitter account. With perfect timing that very same account, @ChrisHuhne, is now tweeting again:
With over a thousand re-tweets @ChrisHuhne is reaching more people than ever before.
An insight into life inside HMP Wandsworth…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I will be more comfy than Huhne in jail
http://www.mediaspy.org/2012/12/14/uk-rebekah-brooks-received-10-8-million-payout/
PS Fuck the shareholders BTW
I often wonder how much input Sam Cam has to Dave’s bizarre metro views. And that goes for Sarah Brown and Cherie Blair. We know what the political views of the latter two were, but do we really know Sam’s politics? I’m guessing she’s not a true conservative.
David Laws should be inside with Huhne. When will his expense scam be investigated by the police? Another cover up??
When is Cameron’s investigation into Tory party donors having meals at taxpayers’ expense at No 10 going to conclude? How long does it take? He is party leader and he was there, so he must know the strength of evidence whether the taxpayer paid for the electric, gas, water and food and who cooked the meals. Oxbridge PPE graduate ought to be to work faster than this.
With criminal acts still being committed by the political bods at the House of Corruption, why is the Kelly report still sitting on the shelf after three years in office? Lords returned to work after serving time for dishonesty, come on, when is the change going to happen?
One day Huhne could return as a Minister – for the Police.
Sssssssh
Sweetie David doesn’t want this brought up or he’ll scweam and scweam and scweam.
Well done. Buy that woman a cup cake.
What do Empty Ed Millizio and the Beck- hams have in common?
They both chase the paparazzi…
Tonight Mathew, I am going to be a bottom
@BumFun
I’ve seen his next tweet…
Chris Huhne @Chris Huhne
Vaseline
Is there a photo op for me?
God forbid. I hope he is being sent to Parkhurst where Charles Bronson is waiting for me to turn up. It will certainly be a bonus for me if Bronson turns his attention to Chris. Boaz.
Eating one and doing the other…
Ah, of course…Carina can always fill in time with a bit of rug-munching!!
don’t they take their phones away ?
Suspect it’s not really him…
oh. I might follow it then
That picture certainly looks like him. Even without a camera stuck up his nose.
Time to rename Twitter to TWATTER
I preferred Ronnie Barker
I prefer his son..
What is Twitter, I have never met it?
It’s the sound you make after you’ve been bum fucked, laddie.
Let’s force our way into the triple dip
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-12/u-k-industrial-output-unexpectedly-falls-as-oil-platform-halts.html
There’s no money left.
i sincerely hope not- i am already walking like a cowboy
It turns out that we never actually had a double dip.
Eat your heart out, socialist trouble-maker.
They never have changed have they?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-08/lewis-lapham-pope-raped-pilgrims-in-st-peter-s-basilica.html
Just a thought Justin Welby the Arch Bish worked for nearly 12 years in industry at a fairly high level
Vince Cable worked for about 2 years as a typist and office boy in industry.
Just a thought maybe the Arch Bish should be Secretary of State for Business
I did not realise that Vince had held such an important post before ?
I love the pretentiousness of how he’s often referred to as “Dr” Cable, to emphasise that, like Gordon Brown, he was a university lecturer for awhile lo these many moons ago. But not even Brown has the effrontery to make his side job with NYU into some sort of current academic honorific.
“Those that can, do; those that can’t…”
My dave is not gay, he only helps them out when they are busy
Hemorrhoids
Have you piles of comments like this Schrödinger’s cat?
Not when Big Bubba from B wing has finished with him!!
A true reaming me thinks.
Shouldn’t that be ‘Shit happens’?
What time, cheeky?
Does anyone know if ‘she’ still has those earrings on?
Leave the kids alone for a few days & look what happens
“With over a thousand re-tweets @ChrisHuhne is reaching more people than ever before.”
It’s amazing what happens when they’ve got something interesting to say, instead of the ‘looking to the future, going forward bollocks’.
Huhne is utterly shameless – day one, and working hard on rebuilding his image, with faux-regretful interviews to the Guardian and Channel 4 done, and now jokey tweets, all designed to portray his sentence as a temporary inconvenience, a minor speed hump in the onward march of Huhne. One could almost admire the chutzpah of the man.
Lipstick on a pig ….
And what happened to the prison uniform idea?
I’m working on it, love.
Most likely they won’t finish their sentences at
Chris was an outstanding MP and a very effective Minister.
Who’s Chris?
vince pryce
Wandsworth is an outstanding HMP.
Has there ever been an FOI request to establish whether there’s a 5* suite especially for MPs and newspaper editors?
From the Specci
Owen Jones is the new Johan Hari – but without the glowing integrity.
“No matter what your status no one’s above the law” says Cameron –
Let’s start a list.
Leon Brittan
Lord Reynard
MP expense fiddlers
“No matter what your status, no! One’s above the law”
says Cameron
Bankers.
NHS Managers
harriet harman … not arrested for leaving the scene of an accident … “you know who I am”
I CAN’T WAIT !!!!
and thus the pantomime of political ping pong continues to ever downward spiral.
as if this will make any difference to the preferential treatment the criminal banks are receiving whilst disabled people are being killed to reduce the deficit – honestly your priorities are a tad shallow dont you think?????????????????
Evidence, please ?
Er, disabled people were winning gold medals in the Paralympics not so long ago and gave the game away, you fucking idiot.
@ q btw
Take your hysterical hyperbole back to Labour’s Got Talent X factor Kyle show, where it belongs. Knob.
Is it actually him or has he been hacked?
If it is the arrogant lying scrote, there’s something very wrong about seeing his smirking face alongside inappropriate tweets from HMP. I reckon he now needs to serve the full 8 months. It’s really hard to feel sorry for a wrong ‘un.
BTW I wonder if he’s traded the Ipad he misappropriated (immediately before standing down) for some snout.
Would be funny if it is Carina.
He’s going down
He’s going down
He’s going
Huhne is going down
Going done on who?.
should have been down, its the excitment you know.
On whom, you illiterate twt.
Just saw this – rather incisive I thought!
Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle
Ironically, “Huhne” is what I’d choose for the phonetic spelling of the grunt made by a prisoner penetrated without consent.
not ironic and also not funny
He’s been a very naughty boy.
Won’t they be moved to an open prison in a couple of days?
hopefully “opencheeks”.
Shouldn’t he be asking lube, lots of it!
Nice to see someone has a sense of humour in a non bullying way.
More to the point, as Huhne is wealthy, why are we as taxpayers picking up the tab for his incarceration, along with that of Mrs Huhne?
If benefits for the poor are means tested, then why should the cost to the state of imprisoning those who can afford to pay, be bourne by the taxpayer?
As maybe some of those who commit crimes would think twice, if they knew they were not only going to go down for a stretch, but also end up paying for it out of their own pocket.
It would make greedy expense cheats in the House of Commons maybe think twice about fiddling their expenses in the first place…
+1
When in Opposition Mr Cameron had some very interesting views about prison food which it would be interesting to revisit .
Another way of saving money would be to introduce fees of say £30 plus VAT per prison visit.
If people started screaming about Human Rights just say the first visit each year is free .
That would sort things out .
Wouldn’t porridge normally come before a shit?
She would have had to hand in the dangly ear rings, but with a bit of luck Chris will be wearing a nice pearl necklace by now!
Huhne is a man so he loses his clothes for a prison uniform.
Pryce because she is a woman keeps her close as there is no prison uniform .
Whare is the equality in that Mr Cameron ?
He wants celebrity status now. Think of book deals & my hell prison to be serialised in the daily starr. Kerrrching. I think he will be in the jungle by the end of the year!
Title for his prison book ‘Shit Porridge’.
The account has been suspended again.
Who’s sorry now ….
Make sure the top puts a johnny on it, Mr Buff-huhne.