March 8th, 2013

Huhne Fights to the Bitter End

Chris is a fighter to the bitter end, this is the email he sent to the PCC this evening:


From: Chris Huhne
Sent: 08 March 2013 16:10
To: Charlotte Dewar, PCC
Subject: Harassment complaint

Dear Charlotte Dewar,
My partner, Carina Trimingham, and I have been harassed by press photographers as we left and returned to our home in London today.
Under Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist. We ask that you make editors aware of our request that this activity now cease. We have been frequently photographed over the last few weeks and there is no public interest in further photographs of us being taken or in the continued presence of photographers outside our home.
I would be grateful if you would make editors aware of our position.
Yours Chris Huhne
Smile for the speed cameras…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    I have problem with Carina Trimingham. Her taste in men is totally awful.


    • 4
      Joe Public. says:

      Dear Charlotte Dewar, PCC,

      I’m Public and I’m interested. So please carry on taking their photos for my interest.

      Kind Regards

      Joseph Public


      • 13
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        I wonder if the journoscum will pursue Chris at his new residence…

        P.S. Don’t forget your toothbrush Chris!

        P.P.S. Can we have the £17,000 cash you took when you stood down as a minister to defend your honour back please? It’s worth about, er, £17,000 more than your honour

        P.P.P.S. Presumably the email was leaked by one of the editors in question. What’s that I hear? Plod, plod, plod, plod, what can it be?


        • 25
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Fraud is not time barred – Mr Mandlebum will be getting his just desert in the very near future.

          Fraud unravels everything – including those who unlawfully tweaked with the laws for their own personal gain and benefit.


        • 132
          What a plonker says:

          Big Bubba is waiting on D wing with the vasolene.


          • Anonymous says:

            Chris Huhne’s been convicted at court
            His glittering career set at nought
            No more ministerial Jags
            He’ll take tea with ‘old lags’
            Don’t bend over in the shower, ‘old sport’!

            Chris Huhne will do ‘bird’ in ‘The Clink’
            Still looks like his shit doesn’t stink…
            An arrogant oaf
            If he’d just used his loaf…
            His career’s gone right over the brink


          • Anonymous says:

            Vaseline I think not Big Bubba dry bums them all


      • 144

        Can we have one of him sat on the crapper in his new cell?


    • 92
      Ian Tatler says:

      I assume she is shafting him.


    • 135
      Snap happy says:

      Not so fast! It was a photo that triggered his downfall.


    • 176
      Southern Scouser says:

      Surely any snapper can claim he is just a natural history photographer and thinks he has seen a moose.


  2. 2
    Fact Hunt says:

    Yeah, like you 2 are photogenic. We wish they’d stop taking your picture of you as well, we’ve seen enough.


    • 79
      HellforLeather says:

      He’s as manipulative and dishonest as ever. He’s trying to portray himself as a victim before his sentencing.

      He’s also trying to warn the media away, in the hope the photographers don’t get shots of him attending/leaving court when he is sentenced, and more importantly when he’s taken to jail.

      A shot across the bows, and a useless one at that.


  3. 3
    Andrew says:

    He won’t be troubled in this way for much longer.


    • 15

      No thank God. The sooner he goes down the better. And he better…


      • 44
        David says:

        He will, I think that’s a near certainty don’t you?

        I hope it’s not for to long though. After a point it’ll just become spiteful, he’s already probably lost many of the things he cared about.

        I reckon the judge will give him a year or two.


        • 68
          Mornington Crescent says:

          Six months


          • Spartacus says:

            good behaviour – half that, and non violent crime – half again.

            and if he presents himself at prison on a sunday it counts as a week

            Six months therefore equals five weeks


        • 148
          Vince InCableable says:

          5 years would be more like it but I am sure the judge will take into account his guilty plea, it only took him ten years to remenber what a c*nt he is.


      • 147
        A soon to be friend (HMP) says:

        Is that bubber hes going down on?.


      • 163
        Albert Pierrepoint says:

        He should go down. I’ll need a quick look to estimate his weight to calculate the drop. Although he’s got a brass neck, it’s pretty weak so I’ll take a few inches off for that.


    • 16
      Peter the Polaroid says:

      He can look forward to the formal portraits: the front view, the side view, holding the prisoner number up for the camera. He won’t get very far asking them to ‘desist’.


      • 128
        Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

        I’d like to get hold of those pictures. I’d get an instant “gone viral” on the net and a wodge of the folding stuff from the highest bidder for the originals.


      • 172
        Virgil says:

        Can just imagine the plaintive “poor me” victim expression. Perhaps some screw non-jobsworth can release a copy of the prisoner number shot for the benefit of truthsayers everywhere.


  4. 5
    Member of the public says:

    I’m interested.


    • 18
      - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:


      “there is no public interest in further photographs of us”

      There is if he’s crying like a baby, looking petrified or otherwise completely crushed and despondent.

      Oooh, yeah.


  5. 6

    Chris Huhne should also be aware that Clause 4 of the Editors’ Code of Practice features a “public interest” exception.

    Considering that he is (was) a high-profile politician who deliberately misled voters and perverted the course of justice, the public interest defence very much applies – particularly during these few weeks when he’s been in court for trial and sentencing.

    Fortunately for Chris, he probably won’t have to deal with those pesky photographers for a good few months once he’s been sentenced!


    • 31
      Blowing Whistles says:

      + Arch*old > Criminal ple.ading evide.nce and prac.tice. (had to use the asterix and fs’s as I have been m0dified for trying to use the main word previously)

      The whole issue reverts back to a previous blog where I had pointed out that the wigs are on trial here too – because the public (The public Interest) have had their interests IGNORED for far too long and the public are the MASTERS. Enough is enough.


      • 53
        Anonymous says:

        when you breathe out you become zero.
        when you breathe in you become something.
        our breath is the master.
        we are no more than intention.
        the truth is that the public has no intention of being in.charge.
        from zero to back to a momentary feeling of being a hero and then back to zero….
        oh what a life.
        the zero has truely won. but before the infinite wonder that is the universe it was zero anyway. no wonder the resting place for all after all the hurly burly of all the mathematical operations of life…pluses and minuses…peaceful is only the ziro…not the ever watchful …all knowing peace loving but not peaceful other Z.


  6. 7
    Dear Chris says:

    But will Carina stand by her man while he is away doing time, or will she sign up to one of Dave’s Lesbian weddings?


    • 149
      Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

      The way this business is unfolding, she might well be in line for a bit of stir herself.


  7. 8
    Anon says:



  8. 9
    Whoosh says:

    Huhne certainly knows how to generate publicity. One things for sure he would be well aware that this is pouring petrol on the flames.


  9. 10

    Do hope Huhne doesn’t end up being unfairly portrayed as a comedy prisoner from Central Casting


  10. 11
    Anon E Mouse says:

    All that’ll do is to been seen as a three line whip for the snappers to be available for his sentencing appearance.


  11. 12
    alexei says:

    Let’s see him being carted off,spare us the unattractive partner.


  12. 14
    Bored says:

    “Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist.

    But ‘Pointy’ Huhne also says “Press Photographers” were taking pictures NOT journalists, so what is he driving at? If he was driving at all? What are the three points we should consider…….. his name backwards is Enhuh or Enough for short


  13. 17
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Get used to it Huhne, you obnoxious toad.

    You deserve everything that’s coming to you in chokey.

    Enjoy your last weekend of freedom for a good while with your stunning new partner.

    I’d rather do six years.


    • 21
      - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:

      “Enjoy your last weekend of freedom for a good while with your stunning new partner

      Warm bath. Razor.


      • 49
        Dr De'ath says:

        His type doesn’t do shame.

        The Axis II Cluster B NPD types tend to feel very little remorse for their destructive actions…alas.


  14. 19
    Mr pontius pilate says:

    He really is an arrogant tawt is he not

    He’s a criminal & he’s going to prison & we ALL want to see his face whilst he contemplates his not to rosy future


    • 23
      - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:

      This cretinous little LimpDum leached off us for years. Now his life is all but destroyed, and we deserve to see the last stage of that destruction in 24 million pixels.

      We’ve fed him. We’ve housed him. We own him.


      • 105
        Anonymous says:

        Plus we have paid for him to build up a property portfolio; the rental income from this will ensure he has a comfortable life during his sojourn in prison.


      • 116
        .... ..- .... -. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / -.-. ..- -. - says:

        Another Career politician with the moral fibre of a horny mongrel with two dicks, the financial ethics of a ghetto money lender, the public spirit of a drugged up asbo hoodie and the honesty of a career politician, the Libdems should be proud and so should all the other arseholes bleeding the public dry while they have their fat greasy snouts buried deep within the public trough with impunity.

        Of course Liebour may be smirking over all this but remember you lot haven’t been squeaky clean either, Margaret Moran is just one example.


  15. 20
    Universal Hiss says:

    As he is the “do you know who I am?”sort,I thought he would have liked the attention.

    Only on your own terms eh? Tough.


  16. 22
    Watch the Birdie says:

    He never complained when they took pictures of Huhne the very important government minister.


  17. 24
    Dick the Prick says:

    That ain’t no barbaque, that’s Justice


  18. 26
    i want 5 years for the scumbag says:

    You’d think he’d have learned by now that you have to face your responsibilities, especially when a camera flashes at you


  19. 28
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spite-The-Paparazzi Service says:

    Just a suggestion, Chris, FWIW:

    Write the word “FUCK” in big letters across your forehead. If they run the photos they’ll undoubtedly have to “airbrush” (such a quaint old word!) them. Make’m work for it, Chris; don’t just hand it to ‘em!


  20. 29
    haboo amzama says:

    i got burkhas you can have no one know you are


    • 130
      Boshy says:

      He could use the mask he put on Vicki in bed……that would do it!


      • 169
        AntiLeftoid says:

        I heard they hade to make it out of a special material which is completely impervious to dangerously obnoxious substances.


  21. 30
    The Huhne Life says:

    That comment he made, that it was an incident which occurred 10 years ago shows that he is not repentant. I’m not so sure that he will benefit from his time in prison, reflect upon his life and come out a better person. He may well have to stumble again before he learns.


    • 38
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Good point there – His probation officer (He should be having an interview with one of them) may want to point out to him that he is still in denial of any wrongdoing.

      The fact still remains that lickspittal former so called jailbirds like Aitken – are being promoted in the msm for having done their bird and have contacted Huh** to give him their advice. Aitken is a narcississistic twat he and his lordylikes never actually served prison time in a real prison and doubtless huh** won’t either. They all go to the ‘soft’ prisons and then get promoted in their books.

      Love to see him do a week at the real Winch.ester prison or Strang.eways … as for her – doubt very much if she’ll spend a week at holloway before being transferred to a ‘soft’ prison.

      There are two different prison systems out there just in case some of you don’t know that. If in doubt ask the bastard Jack Straw.


      • 55
        Anonymous says:

        soft prison and the real thing is a very good pint.
        but like soft labour here and the hard labour where the folks who end up in egypt and libya courtesy of mr straw.
        is hard labour a soft term for t.o.r.t.u.r.e


        • 62
          Blowing Whistles says:

          I get your rendition mate. Old Jacky Boy and his will be getting their just deserts. Unlike many who before them ‘got away with it’ in the age not of the net and instant knowledge. The DTP have had their time to ‘cover so much up’. Now they will pay the price.


        • 90
          White feather says:

          Who’d have thunk it…. Jack Straw, the son of a cowar.d who wouldn’t fight for his country in the second world war,being all war-like!

          Bet his dad would be really proud of him, helping to send so many of our lads to a pointless all for the sake of BLiar’s vanity.


    • 48
      Common Purpose is evil says:

      They will use some excuse to send him to an open prison.


  22. 33
    Tosspot says:

    Behind Bars, from Monday, takes on a different connotation.


  23. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The photographers are going to be fighting to snap him in the back of the prison van.


  24. 35
    David says:

    I think he is right actually, he’s going to jail for what he did, but he’s not some sort of circus freak to be photographed every five minutes. The press shouldn’t be allowed to harass people like they do, if an individual did some of the things that gutter press journalists get away with they would be charged with stalking.


    • 39
      Slime says:

      Yes he is


      • 43
        David says:

        Really? You guys who hate him have already won, don’t throw away the moral high ground by demanding his head on a spike too.


        • 106
          Anonymous says:

          “the moral high ground” ? LOL. It displays weakness & wins nothing unless accompanied by strong action.


        • 122
          AntiLeftoid says:

          Won? already won? won what for fucks sake? WE ALL LOST OUT PAYING THAT STUPENDOUSLY BENT BASTARD. Obviously in Davids eyes its all about personal battles to be won and lost and not about how this nation should be administered by honest law abiding people.


    • 40
      'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

      Yes, David.

      Back up the wooden hill, it’s late.


    • 120
      .... ..- .... -. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / -.-. ..- -. - says:

      Ah bollocks.. he should be hung drawn and quartered, his body parts fed to pigs which are then left to wander about aimlessly in Anjem Choudary’s front garden dropping toxic Chris Huhne shit everywhere.


    • 157
      Bent thieing git says:

      David, as in David Laws?


    • 194
      inside- out says:

      For the moment we have a free press,just.But Huhne and other of his Liberal mates would rather you only consumed the news they want to give you.There are more British journalists arrested or on bail than in “free” Iran.Be very very careful what you wish for.


  25. 36
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Did that LibDem chairbeing really say LibDems are cockroaches?


  26. 37
    David says:

    PS. I feel sorry for his ex-wife.


    • 41
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I feel sorry for their children – the sins of their fathers & mothers. But that doesn’t impact on the bliars though.


      • 58
        Anonymous says:

        children need both parents working in harmony.
        this is getting tougher as our masters continue to destroy families.
        it all gets rather tricky when children are removed not only from the parents but from their neighbourhoods too.
        this is divide and rule. though the tough still survive and thrive…but it does take time to recover.


      • 117
        even more disinterested bystander says:

        Ah, but the children in this case have an advantage. If they pop by to see Mum or Dad, they can be 100% certain they’re in.


  27. 42
    Big Bern says:

    I’m waiting for you Chris. In the showers.


  28. 45
    David says:

    If I was him I’d be giving the press a two fingered salute. He’s got nothing to lose…


    • 168
      AntiLeftoid says:

      If you were in his situation they would have thrown the fucking book at you, these politicians get away with leniency and preferential treatment, they can buy the best lawyers who defend them to the hilt. Look at the case of Margaret Moran..she fakes bloody illness to avoid jail.. disgusting nasty bastards. Incarcerate the thieving lying arseholes!


      • 183
        Rufus Stone says:

        Unfortunately, these bar stewards don’t pay for their legal representation. We, the taxpayer do through their ‘expenses’ & other ‘remunerations’ they gain whilst supposedly working to represent us.

        I hope this is taken into consideration when sentencing, along with the cost of the trial for which a guilty plea finally arose after 10 years.


  29. 46
    Blowing Whistles says:

    When the f are the South Wales Police going to be disbanded along with the legion of lying duplicitous wigs b’ristas and lairs?

    The press should be over in the Cardiff Civil Courts on Monday – especially the Sun – but there seems to be a bit of blindness around. Surely the msm have enough reporters to cover the “WILD WEST” of Wales as well?


  30. 50
    Fishy says:

    Dear Chief Huntsable,

    My partner, Carina Trimingham, and I have been harassed by speed cameras as we left and returned to our home in London today.

    Under Clause 4 of your Code, Gatsos must not persist in photographing individuals’ cars once asked to desist. We ask that you make your traffic officers aware of our request that this activity now cease. We have been frequently photographed over the last few years. We are above the law and there is no public interest in further photographs of my car being taken outside our home as I rush off to Stansted in order to leave the country before Monday.

    I would be grateful if you would make your officers aware of our position (number 69).

    Yours Chris Huhne


    • 67
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I wonder if he and his ex-wife will be “BRANDED” with a prisoner number ‘for life’ as Jack Straw pushed through in 2009?


  31. 51
    albacore says:

    Quite right there, Chris – they’re taking the piss
    And now you’re off to a life of bliss
    It’s the traitors that you left behind
    To whom the slack hacks should be unkind
    Enough to get them thrown into clink
    Red, yellow and blue, don’t they all stink?
    It’s about time Fawkes got off his bum
    And blew the whole lot to Kingdom Come


  32. 52
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Noted – the number of blogs put out late in the eve. Is there something in that to distract from more serious stuff about the BBC / Labour / Torys / Murdoch – who are all into the game of treating the public like fools because they hide behind their fucking legal shysters?


  33. 54
    Biased BBC Caught Out AGAIN. says:

    The woman who accused UKIP of being disgusting is a Miss Amy Rutland, a paid Labour Regional Co ordinator and planted in the audience. Her Twitter account showed she had spent the afternoon with Steven Twigg, the Labour buffoon on the panel prior to the recording of the show. Her rant was allowed by Dimbleby without intervention.


    • 56
      'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

      QT fixed, who knew?


    • 57
      WVM says:

      The BBC is a fucking disgrace.


      • 69
        Blowing Whistles says:

        I would suggest a nationwide complaint to the BBC – even by the died in the wool Labour trods. This is not democracy.

        And btw – I have reason to suspect a number of young naive j*wish lads have also been planted in their audiences having been coached by their fathers as to what to say – MANY TIMES OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS.


      • 70
        Licence Payer says:

        I find that very surprising. I pay so much money for my licence


        • 158
          In 'er defence says:

          The audience is supposed to be representing a cross-section of the voting population, so you need an ugly, loud-mouthed harridan-like fag-ash Lil in the mix, and the researchers found one, given that Harriet was otherwise engaged.


          • Jack Ketch says:

            For two years I have not been able to get onto Question Time, but then I am not a member of the Labour Party.


          • AntiLeftoid says:

            You should lie to get on QT, pretend you’re ‘on message’ then throw them with a completely different question to the one you have presented to them with an anti left topic, after all lying is what all those NuLiebour arseholes do.


      • 75
        albacore says:

        A ****ing disgrace? An insult to copulation
        A doxy with the pox causes less aggravation
        Still, if you’re soft enough to watch Q T more than once
        Chances are that you’d fall for any B B C stunts


      • 88
        Jimmy says:

        Never mind that, I want to know how that mad eyed shouty woman managed to get on the stage. Don’t they have security.


        • 97
          AntiLeftoid says:

          Sorry Jimmy I missed that.. was Laurie Penny on the panel too? I didn’t see her on there.


        • 150
          Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

          How many times do you need to be told to go kill yourself? It’s a fact that every time a leftie dies, there’s a bit less hatred and bigotry in the world. Now fuck off, commie.


    • 60
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      If that is true then it is proof of BBC bias.

      BBC = mouthpiece for the Labour party.


    • 61
      Anonymous says:

      the world belongs to the plants and the soil association.
      and the fake sun and the sky.
      the air is polluted too…just ask the lair of blair…him who is in a rush to create xplo.sieve fires.


    • 72
      bbc are scum says:

      The BBC are scum.


    • 73
      Vince Cable says:

      I don’t remember Dimbleby being impartial


    • 82
      Blowing Whistles says:

      To repeat myself – ‘she’ sadly is a “product child” of Bliars years of the Education, Education, Education M…A…N…T…R…A designed to deliver the very opposite of what it stated on the tin.

      Children – who cannot think properly for themselves but who follow their ‘instructions’.

      Does Billy boy have any backbone beyond his ‘indoctrinated’ tribal political indoctriOnenation …? I dare say no.


      • 83
        Blowing Whistles says:

        I see the night5hit mongrels are on (re)call now.


        • 118
          When I was a lad says:

          Police blew whistles to call other police in the vicinity to help out.

          It takes 6 days now to answer a 999 call for a ” thieves on ”

          Looking forward to the 20th.


          • damned impertinent questions says:

            “Police blew whistles to call other police”

            but now there are none. Many of them are all away investigating:

            * journalists who investigated celebrities and politicians
            * police officers who talked to journalists
            * police officers who had the temerity to com[plain when abused by their bike riding betters
            * dead and half dead TV personalities from the 1970s where after 409 years women suddenly realized that they were groped by them and didn’t like their intentions
            * soldiers sent to fight a pointless war after politicians lied to the country and parliament
            * allegations from hangers on and wannabes in political parties who were groped by senior political figures and have suddenly discovered that they didn’t want that either
            * former senior police officers who may have done something wrong in the 1960s 70s and 80s and some of whom are now dead
            * Jack the Ripper – just in case

            The rest are on courses in:

            * gender equality
            * ethics
            * police police surveillance techniques

            and the rest are camped outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in case Asssange makes a run for it


          • bleubottle says:

            Best to say nothing to no one.


          • inside- out says:

            Brilliant sums up our PC plods to a tee.


    • 84
      Beware the wild eyed space cadets says:

      I have seen her before, in the Bund Deutscher Mädel, the Всесою́зная пионе́рская организа́ция и́мени В. И. Ле́нина, the Pionýr, the Zanu/PF Youth Brigade, the 红卫兵.

      She is the enemy of democracy, of freedom, of thinking for yourself.


    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      A fine example of an extra chromosome 21.


      • 151
        Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

        A fine example of helping yourself to an extra slice of choccy cake.


    • 93
      joolz says:

      according to her twitter post “watch me rip into the disgusting UKIP woman”.

      How did she know then she would be allowed to speak?


    • 100
      AntiLeftoid says:

      Dimblebore’s entire clan reeks of Lentilly badness, they lean so far to the left they need specially adapted sandals. The Beeb is a funded media outlet for the EUSSR and full of socialists and more worryingly paedo protectors.


    • 107
      S.B.S. says:



    • 109
      Miss Aim me Wuttland says:

      I was gweat on QT, weally wipped into the howwible UKiP woman.. and uncle Joe Dimblebly let me go on far longer than the other members of the audience, I even managed to get my diatwibe in while the discussion was about the budget whch was totally off topic. He made that howwible woman anser my qwestion even though she was twying to answer the qwestion which was on topic.


  34. 64
    bob b says:

    Chris won’t miss the fragrant Carina too much, there’s plenty of Bernard Bresslaw lookalikes in chokey give him cuddles when it gets dark! Hopefully. On another note I apologise to the late Mr Bresslaw for the comparison to Ms Lurch as he seems to have been a most decent, kind and well respected chap by all the tributes from his peers.


    • 175
      John Bellingham says:

      Does anyone have Mr Huhne’s address? I would like to send him a soap on a rope for his forthcoming trip.


  35. 65
    Gordon Brown says:

    I would like to ask the panel, don’t you think the previous prime minister did a much better job and should David Cameron step down and let him take over?


  36. 66
    bob b says:

    “to give” I meant to write.


  37. 71
    MacGuffin says:

    So leave them alone you canutes.


  38. 74
    A member of the general public not schooled at Oxford says:

    Dear Chris,
    I have a problem with you forcing higher power bills on us due to spurious science. Please fuck off and shut the door behind you.


  39. 76
    CARINA still TRIMING EM says:

    Ah well , a tounge’s a tounge


  40. 77
    Alan Douglas says:

    Huhne : flash git.

    Alan Douglas


  41. 78
    Alan Douglas says:

    Huhne : “there is no public interest in further photographs of us being taken”

    Oh yes there is, buddy – we public want to be absolutely sure you get banged up, the longer the better.

    Alan Douglas


  42. 80
    Anonymous says:

    You know, that Chris Huhne bloke really is a spectacular Hunt! It’s almost like he tries!


  43. 81
    Anonymous says:

    I spelled Hunt with a C in post 80.


  44. 87
    Jimmy says:

    I imagine the problem will sort itself out on Monday.


  45. 91
    Mick says:

    I bet he gets let out after about three weeks in a minimum security holiday camp!


  46. 98
    AK says:

    I hope Chris dosent forget his over night bag he will need it but all is not lost maybe a novel will com out ?


  47. 104
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Do you like your porridge lumpy or smooth sir?


  48. 108
    S.B.S. says:

    write to the press complaints once they take your mug shot

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa fucking HA.


  49. 110
    Mad Bloke with plackard says:

    Dear Charlotte Dewar, I have been continually harassed by press photographers as I am going about my work of standing behind Vicky Pryce at every opportunity.
    Under Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist.
    I would be grateful if you would make editors aware of our position.
    Yours Mad Bloke


  50. 111
    Lookout Huhne says:

    You better invest in some soap on a rope Chrissy boy, you don’t want to be nobodies bitch in the showers, saying that, how can you avoid such a massive arsehole? even in a steamy shower block.


  51. 113
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    But I thought Huhne always liked to be photographed and be on television. What’s changed Huhne’s outlook?
    Huhne must be a complete tosser anyway, surely with all his wealth he could have taken the three points, and then employed a chauffeur.


    • 170
      Chris the complete bastard Huhne says:

      What!! and employ someone! pay them wages? the whole idea is disgusting to me, I can’t claim for a chauffuer on my expenses and certainly not paying for one out of my meagre wages!!.. no not for me,why do you think I got married in the first place?? Chauffeur! Pah!!.. oh come on plod do I really have to eear these handcuffs in the meat wagon?


  52. 114
    Fish says:

    Why not reinstall one of the old treadmills in jail and get him generating some non-fossil electricity.


    • 171
      High Energy.. shockingly expensive! says:

      He could power his own electric chair.. Hows that for renewable energy?


  53. 121
    Penfold says:

    For a crook he doth proteth too mutch.

    You got to admire his cheek though…..


  54. 125
    Judge Dread says:

    Did I hear you say “thank you” ?

    “Thank you” for giving you the weekend to sort out your affairs.

    Most criminals go down the same day you know or at least you are going to find out .


  55. 126
    Anonymous says:

    I have an interest in further photographs being taken – really funny.

    ho ho ho


  56. 127
    Tom Catesby says:

    Doubtless there will be lots of public interest in the sentence.


    • 146
      damned impertinent questions says:

      I am in the public and I am very interested in how a condemned man spends his last days of freedom before being pulled away from the breasts of his lesbian lover to be incarcerated with a number of other bisexuals who will also want to take him under their wings


  57. 134
    Dr Evil says:

    How very dare you! Don’t you know I got a starred first class honours degree in PPE at Oxford, you fucking plebs?


    • 139
      damned impertinent questions says:

      Yes Chris, but can you confirm who wrote your essays?

      Did you just start with penalty points or was there an established pattern?

      Being an obnoxious, bullying cheat seems to be more a character trait than a learned behaviour. So whats the truth about that degree and where all your £££ came from


  58. 136
    Point of Information says:

    Huhne is a convict. Fuck him.

    It is still very much in the public interest, and there is nothing illegal about photographing anyone in public, unlike perverting the course of justice.


  59. 137
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Dear Chris

    You are a liar, a criminal and a bully.

    It is a matter of public interest where you go and what you get up to with your bisexual partner. We need to be on our guard in case you come hurtling down the road and kill us or our loved ones. We need to ensure that your don’t bully more women

    So if you find this intrusive, tough shit


    • 155
      Point of Information says:

      I think the Pryce verdict disproves that he bullies women.

      But all other points, agreed.


  60. 145
    Black Rod - F**k Me How Many More Of My Good Lords Are Bent says:

    Oh, Chris, behave, if it were not for the fact that you are a creepy little shity pathological liar of the worse kind, ie one in which others mistakenly placed their trust, the photographers would not be interested.

    You’ve done the crime, serve the time and afterwards creep back under your rock.

    Sadly for you of course you had not already been elevated to a peerage, otherwise of course it would have been, you’ve done the crime, serve the time and go straight back into the house of Lords, never mind it was close!


  61. 152
    gildedtumbril says:

    He should have been named R. Swipe.


  62. 154
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Yeah, lads! Wait until he gets his new number! Then snap him!


  63. 161
    Strolling Bones says:

    If he thinks *that’s* harrassment, just wait until he’s in the shower first thing on Tuesday morning.


  64. 178
    Tory Defector says:

    Dear PCC,
    I too am a member of the public who has a continuing interest in photos of Chris Huhne. I fear that I may be unable to see any more of him for, hopefully, 30 – 48 months so I need all I can get right now.


  65. 180
    damned impertinent questions says:

    A final question.Will he be at conference this weekend?


  66. 181
    Anonymous says:

    MPs have fucked us for years – now an MPs going to get fucked hard

    Don’t pick up the soap in the showers Chris!


  67. 182
    A CPS Prosecutor says:

    In passing sentence I would ask your Honour to take into account the email of Mr Huhne sent as recently as 8 March .

    Whilst Mr Huhne does not claim to be legally qualified this e mail proves beyond any reasonable doubt that Mr Huhne is an intelligent man who is quite capable of interpreting legal text when it suits him .

    I would ask your Honour to take this into account when passing sentence.


  68. 185
    MB. says:

    I wonder if he will be complaining about the pictures in the Mail today showing him driving down a one-way street the wrong way though they say he has stopped doing it there since either (1) finding he had been photographed (2) extra signs erected. Also pictures of him cycling up a one-way street the wrong way and cycling on the pavement.

    The pictures seem to have been taken in the last few weeks so I wondered if they have been printed now to show a ‘public interest’ reason for following him.


    • 189
      I can't find my sunglasses says:

      Perhaps this matter could be dealt with on Monday too to save a bit on the Law and Order budget.


  69. 186
    Anonymous says:

    any bets on whether he marches into the prison van ,head held high ,nostrils flared,firm jutting chin. or slink out with a filthy blanket over his filthy head!


  70. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Last night on Sky News (reviewing the papers) Isobel Oakeshott was asked directly whether or not she knew that judge Constance Briscoe was advising Vicky Pryce. She denied any such knowledge. But the emails that have been published between Pryce and Oakeshott from back in 2011 clearly indicate that she knew. What has Oakeshott got to hide?


  71. 191
    inside- out says:

    He better get use to it,Her Majesty’s Press will be all over whatever open prison he is sent to.They will also be there on visiting day to see his bisexual partner lining up with the rest of the lags WAG’s.It couldn’t happen to a nicer couple.


  72. 193
    inside- out says:

    Book your seat at Southwark Crown Court 2pm tomorrow afternoon.Sentence day,I hope the judge had a bad lunch and a bad day.He could make my day better,by sending down Huhne for at least 3yrs,preferably to Belmarsh.We can only hope.


    • 197
      Big Ern says:

      Dream on, such things don’t happen to members of their class who have ‘strayed’. 3years! do me a favour, speak to the former MP for Bury North, I have.


  73. 195
    Happy Mondays says:

    hi Chris :-)


  74. 196
    Big Ern says:

    The only harassment Chris will need to worry about after 2pm today will be if the boys on ‘B’ wing start ‘taxing’ him.


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