March 8th, 2013

Huhne Fights to the Bitter End

Chris is a fighter to the bitter end, this is the email he sent to the PCC this evening:


From: Chris Huhne
Sent: 08 March 2013 16:10
To: Charlotte Dewar, PCC
Subject: Harassment complaint

Dear Charlotte Dewar,
My partner, Carina Trimingham, and I have been harassed by press photographers as we left and returned to our home in London today.
Under Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist. We ask that you make editors aware of our request that this activity now cease. We have been frequently photographed over the last few weeks and there is no public interest in further photographs of us being taken or in the continued presence of photographers outside our home.
I would be grateful if you would make editors aware of our position.
Yours Chris Huhne
Smile for the speed cameras…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    I have problem with Carina Trimingham. Her taste in men is totally awful.

  2. 2
    Fact Hunt says:

    Yeah, like you 2 are photogenic. We wish they’d stop taking your picture of you as well, we’ve seen enough.

  3. 3
    Andrew says:

    He won’t be troubled in this way for much longer.

  4. 4
    Joe Public. says:

    Dear Charlotte Dewar, PCC,

    I’m Public and I’m interested. So please carry on taking their photos for my interest.

    Kind Regards

    Joseph Public

  5. 5
    Member of the public says:

    I’m interested.

  6. 6

    Chris Huhne should also be aware that Clause 4 of the Editors’ Code of Practice features a “public interest” exception.

    Considering that he is (was) a high-profile politician who deliberately misled voters and perverted the course of justice, the public interest defence very much applies – particularly during these few weeks when he’s been in court for trial and sentencing.

    Fortunately for Chris, he probably won’t have to deal with those pesky photographers for a good few months once he’s been sentenced!

  7. 7
    Dear Chris says:

    But will Carina stand by her man while he is away doing time, or will she sign up to one of Dave’s Lesbian weddings?

  8. 8
    Anon says:


  9. 9
    Whoosh says:

    Huhne certainly knows how to generate publicity. One things for sure he would be well aware that this is pouring petrol on the flames.

  10. 10

    Do hope Huhne doesn’t end up being unfairly portrayed as a comedy prisoner from Central Casting

  11. 11
    Anon E Mouse says:

    All that’ll do is to been seen as a three line whip for the snappers to be available for his sentencing appearance.

  12. 12
    alexei says:

    Let’s see him being carted off,spare us the unattractive partner.

  13. 13
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    I wonder if the journoscum will pursue Chris at his new residence…

    P.S. Don’t forget your toothbrush Chris!

    P.P.S. Can we have the £17,000 cash you took when you stood down as a minister to defend your honour back please? It’s worth about, er, £17,000 more than your honour

    P.P.P.S. Presumably the email was leaked by one of the editors in question. What’s that I hear? Plod, plod, plod, plod, what can it be?

  14. 14
    Bored says:

    “Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist.

    But ‘Pointy’ Huhne also says “Press Photographers” were taking pictures NOT journalists, so what is he driving at? If he was driving at all? What are the three points we should consider…….. his name backwards is Enhuh or Enough for short

  15. 15

    No thank God. The sooner he goes down the better. And he better…

  16. 16
    Peter the Polaroid says:

    He can look forward to the formal portraits: the front view, the side view, holding the prisoner number up for the camera. He won’t get very far asking them to ‘desist’.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Get used to it Huhne, you obnoxious toad.

    You deserve everything that’s coming to you in chokey.

    Enjoy your last weekend of freedom for a good while with your stunning new partner.

    I’d rather do six years.

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    - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:


    “there is no public interest in further photographs of us”

    There is if he’s crying like a baby, looking petrified or otherwise completely crushed and despondent.

    Oooh, yeah.

  19. 19
    Mr pontius pilate says:

    He really is an arrogant tawt is he not

    He’s a criminal & he’s going to prison & we ALL want to see his face whilst he contemplates his not to rosy future

  20. 20
    Universal Hiss says:

    As he is the “do you know who I am?”sort,I thought he would have liked the attention.

    Only on your own terms eh? Tough.

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    - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:

    “Enjoy your last weekend of freedom for a good while with your stunning new partner

    Warm bath. Razor.

  22. 22
    Watch the Birdie says:

    He never complained when they took pictures of Huhne the very important government minister.

  23. 23
    - . ... ... .- - .. -.-. -.- .-.. . ... says:

    This cretinous little LimpDum leached off us for years. Now his life is all but destroyed, and we deserve to see the last stage of that destruction in 24 million pixels.

    We’ve fed him. We’ve housed him. We own him.

  24. 24
    Dick the Prick says:

    That ain’t no barbaque, that’s Justice

  25. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fraud is not time barred – Mr Mandlebum will be getting his just desert in the very near future.

    Fraud unravels everything – including those who unlawfully tweaked with the laws for their own personal gain and benefit.

  26. 26
    i want 5 years for the scumbag says:

    You’d think he’d have learned by now that you have to face your responsibilities, especially when a camera flashes at you

  27. 27
    The over taxed public says:

    And someone tell him to hand back our fucking iPad before he attends court on Monday!

  28. 28
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spite-The-Paparazzi Service says:

    Just a suggestion, Chris, FWIW:

    Write the word “FUCK” in big letters across your forehead. If they run the photos they’ll undoubtedly have to “airbrush” (such a quaint old word!) them. Make’m work for it, Chris; don’t just hand it to ‘em!

  29. 29
    haboo amzama says:

    i got burkhas you can have no one know you are

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    The Huhne Life says:

    That comment he made, that it was an incident which occurred 10 years ago shows that he is not repentant. I’m not so sure that he will benefit from his time in prison, reflect upon his life and come out a better person. He may well have to stumble again before he learns.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    + Arch*old > Criminal ple.ading evide.nce and prac.tice. (had to use the asterix and fs’s as I have been m0dified for trying to use the main word previously)

    The whole issue reverts back to a previous blog where I had pointed out that the wigs are on trial here too – because the public (The public Interest) have had their interests IGNORED for far too long and the public are the MASTERS. Enough is enough.

  32. 32
    dit dah... says:

    Only just got your user name! :)

  33. 33
    Tosspot says:

    Behind Bars, from Monday, takes on a different connotation.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The photographers are going to be fighting to snap him in the back of the prison van.

  35. 35
    David says:

    I think he is right actually, he’s going to jail for what he did, but he’s not some sort of circus freak to be photographed every five minutes. The press shouldn’t be allowed to harass people like they do, if an individual did some of the things that gutter press journalists get away with they would be charged with stalking.

  36. 36
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Did that LibDem chairbeing really say LibDems are cockroaches?

  37. 37
    David says:

    PS. I feel sorry for his ex-wife.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Good point there – His probation officer (He should be having an interview with one of them) may want to point out to him that he is still in denial of any wrongdoing.

    The fact still remains that lickspittal former so called jailbirds like Aitken – are being promoted in the msm for having done their bird and have contacted Huh** to give him their advice. Aitken is a narcississistic twat he and his lordylikes never actually served prison time in a real prison and doubtless huh** won’t either. They all go to the ‘soft’ prisons and then get promoted in their books.

    Love to see him do a week at the real Winch.ester prison or Strang.eways … as for her – doubt very much if she’ll spend a week at holloway before being transferred to a ‘soft’ prison.

    There are two different prison systems out there just in case some of you don’t know that. If in doubt ask the bastard Jack Straw.

  39. 39
    Slime says:

    Yes he is

  40. 40
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Yes, David.

    Back up the wooden hill, it’s late.

  41. 41
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I feel sorry for their children – the sins of their fathers & mothers. But that doesn’t impact on the bliars though.

  42. 42
    Big Bern says:

    I’m waiting for you Chris. In the showers.

  43. 43
    David says:

    Really? You guys who hate him have already won, don’t throw away the moral high ground by demanding his head on a spike too.

  44. 44
    David says:

    He will, I think that’s a near certainty don’t you?

    I hope it’s not for to long though. After a point it’ll just become spiteful, he’s already probably lost many of the things he cared about.

    I reckon the judge will give him a year or two.

  45. 45
    David says:

    If I was him I’d be giving the press a two fingered salute. He’s got nothing to lose…

  46. 46
    Blowing Whistles says:

    When the f are the South Wales Police going to be disbanded along with the legion of lying duplicitous wigs b’ristas and lairs?

    The press should be over in the Cardiff Civil Courts on Monday – especially the Sun – but there seems to be a bit of blindness around. Surely the msm have enough reporters to cover the “WILD WEST” of Wales as well?

  47. 47
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Journalists – do it for Daniel Morgan – you owe it to him and his family.

  48. 48
    Common Purpose is evil says:

    They will use some excuse to send him to an open prison.

  49. 49
    Dr De'ath says:

    His type doesn’t do shame.

    The Axis II Cluster B NPD types tend to feel very little remorse for their destructive actions…alas.

  50. 50
    Fishy says:

    Dear Chief Huntsable,

    My partner, Carina Trimingham, and I have been harassed by speed cameras as we left and returned to our home in London today.

    Under Clause 4 of your Code, Gatsos must not persist in photographing individuals’ cars once asked to desist. We ask that you make your traffic officers aware of our request that this activity now cease. We have been frequently photographed over the last few years. We are above the law and there is no public interest in further photographs of my car being taken outside our home as I rush off to Stansted in order to leave the country before Monday.

    I would be grateful if you would make your officers aware of our position (number 69).

    Yours Chris Huhne

  51. 51
    albacore says:

    Quite right there, Chris – they’re taking the piss
    And now you’re off to a life of bliss
    It’s the traitors that you left behind
    To whom the slack hacks should be unkind
    Enough to get them thrown into clink
    Red, yellow and blue, don’t they all stink?
    It’s about time Fawkes got off his bum
    And blew the whole lot to Kingdom Come

  52. 52
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Noted – the number of blogs put out late in the eve. Is there something in that to distract from more serious stuff about the BBC / Labour / Torys / Murdoch – who are all into the game of treating the public like fools because they hide behind their fucking legal shysters?

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    when you breathe out you become zero.
    when you breathe in you become something.
    our breath is the master.
    we are no more than intention.
    the truth is that the public has no intention of being in.charge.
    from zero to back to a momentary feeling of being a hero and then back to zero….
    oh what a life.
    the zero has truely won. but before the infinite wonder that is the universe it was zero anyway. no wonder the resting place for all after all the hurly burly of all the mathematical operations of life…pluses and minuses…peaceful is only the ziro…not the ever watchful …all knowing peace loving but not peaceful other Z.

  54. 54
    Biased BBC Caught Out AGAIN. says:

    The woman who accused UKIP of being disgusting is a Miss Amy Rutland, a paid Labour Regional Co ordinator and planted in the audience. Her Twitter account showed she had spent the afternoon with Steven Twigg, the Labour buffoon on the panel prior to the recording of the show. Her rant was allowed by Dimbleby without intervention.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    soft prison and the real thing is a very good pint.
    but like soft labour here and the hard labour where the folks who end up in egypt and libya courtesy of mr straw.
    is hard labour a soft term for t.o.r.t.u.r.e

  56. 56
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    QT fixed, who knew?

  57. 57
    WVM says:

    The BBC is a fucking disgrace.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    children need both parents working in harmony.
    this is getting tougher as our masters continue to destroy families.
    it all gets rather tricky when children are removed not only from the parents but from their neighbourhoods too.
    this is divide and rule. though the tough still survive and thrive…but it does take time to recover.

  59. 59
    Blowing Whistles says:


  60. 60
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    If that is true then it is proof of BBC bias.

    BBC = mouthpiece for the Labour party.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    the world belongs to the plants and the soil association.
    and the fake sun and the sky.
    the air is polluted too…just ask the lair of blair…him who is in a rush to create xplo.sieve fires.

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I get your rendition mate. Old Jacky Boy and his will be getting their just deserts. Unlike many who before them ‘got away with it’ in the age not of the net and instant knowledge. The DTP have had their time to ‘cover so much up’. Now they will pay the price.

  63. 63
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It is a foregone concluzion.

  64. 64
    bob b says:

    Chris won’t miss the fragrant Carina too much, there’s plenty of Bernard Bresslaw lookalikes in chokey give him cuddles when it gets dark! Hopefully. On another note I apologise to the late Mr Bresslaw for the comparison to Ms Lurch as he seems to have been a most decent, kind and well respected chap by all the tributes from his peers.

  65. 65
    Gordon Brown says:

    I would like to ask the panel, don’t you think the previous prime minister did a much better job and should David Cameron step down and let him take over?

  66. 66
    bob b says:

    “to give” I meant to write.

  67. 67
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I wonder if he and his ex-wife will be “BRANDED” with a prisoner number ‘for life’ as Jack Straw pushed through in 2009?

  68. 68
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Six months

  69. 69
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I would suggest a nationwide complaint to the BBC – even by the died in the wool Labour trods. This is not democracy.

    And btw – I have reason to suspect a number of young naive j*wish lads have also been planted in their audiences having been coached by their fathers as to what to say – MANY TIMES OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS.

  70. 70
    Licence Payer says:

    I find that very surprising. I pay so much money for my licence

  71. 71
    MacGuffin says:

    So leave them alone you canutes.

  72. 72
    bbc are scum says:

    The BBC are scum.

  73. 73
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember Dimbleby being impartial

  74. 74
    A member of the general public not schooled at Oxford says:

    Dear Chris,
    I have a problem with you forcing higher power bills on us due to spurious science. Please fuck off and shut the door behind you.

  75. 75
    albacore says:

    A ****ing disgrace? An insult to copulation
    A doxy with the pox causes less aggravation
    Still, if you’re soft enough to watch Q T more than once
    Chances are that you’d fall for any B B C stunts

  76. 76
    CARINA still TRIMING EM says:

    Ah well , a tounge’s a tounge

  77. 77
    Alan Douglas says:

    Huhne : flash git.

    Alan Douglas

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    Alan Douglas says:

    Huhne : “there is no public interest in further photographs of us being taken”

    Oh yes there is, buddy – we public want to be absolutely sure you get banged up, the longer the better.

    Alan Douglas

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    HellforLeather says:

    He’s as manipulative and dishonest as ever. He’s trying to portray himself as a victim before his sentencing.

    He’s also trying to warn the media away, in the hope the photographers don’t get shots of him attending/leaving court when he is sentenced, and more importantly when he’s taken to jail.

    A shot across the bows, and a useless one at that.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    You know, that Chris Huhne bloke really is a spectacular Hunt! It’s almost like he tries!

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    I spelled Hunt with a C in post 80.

  82. 82
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To repeat myself – ‘she’ sadly is a “product child” of Bliars years of the Education, Education, Education M…A…N…T…R…A designed to deliver the very opposite of what it stated on the tin.

    Children – who cannot think properly for themselves but who follow their ‘instructions’.

    Does Billy boy have any backbone beyond his ‘indoctrinated’ tribal political indoctriOnenation …? I dare say no.

  83. 83
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I see the night5hit mongrels are on (re)call now.

  84. 84
    Beware the wild eyed space cadets says:

    I have seen her before, in the Bund Deutscher Mädel, the Всесою́зная пионе́рская организа́ция и́мени В. И. Ле́нина, the Pionýr, the Zanu/PF Youth Brigade, the 红卫兵.

    She is the enemy of democracy, of freedom, of thinking for yourself.

  85. 85
    Mike says:

    Good old Chris Huhne. Here is a magnificent photo of me for my many young female fans, swoon girls. Boaz.

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  87. 87
    Jimmy says:

    I imagine the problem will sort itself out on Monday.

  88. 88
    Jimmy says:

    Never mind that, I want to know how that mad eyed shouty woman managed to get on the stage. Don’t they have security.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    A fine example of an extra chromosome 21.

  90. 90
    White feather says:

    Who’d have thunk it…. Jack Straw, the son of a cowar.d who wouldn’t fight for his country in the second world war,being all war-like!

    Bet his dad would be really proud of him, helping to send so many of our lads to a pointless all for the sake of BLiar’s vanity.

  91. 91
    Mick says:

    I bet he gets let out after about three weeks in a minimum security holiday camp!

  92. 92
    Ian Tatler says:

    I assume she is shafting him.

  93. 93
    joolz says:

    according to her twitter post “watch me rip into the disgusting UKIP woman”.

    How did she know then she would be allowed to speak?

  94. 94
    DC says:

    Bubber will like him

  95. 95
    Ken clark says:

    Strechabilty is crucial

  96. 96
    TaxPaying Prole says:

    Fucking MPs think their shit don’t stink, this whole debacle proves that not only does their shit stink but it reeks the entire country out with its putriescence, as for the wimp of a landlord in that article, I’d have stuck to my guns and started a movement, Ban MPs from pubs until the Beer tax is abolished, I am sure most pub landlords would join.

  97. 97
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Sorry Jimmy I missed that.. was Laurie Penny on the panel too? I didn’t see her on there.

  98. 98
    AK says:

    I hope Chris dosent forget his over night bag he will need it but all is not lost maybe a novel will com out ?

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Please tell for those of us who have forgotten Morse Code and can’t be bothered to Google it.

  100. 100
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Dimblebore’s entire clan reeks of Lentilly badness, they lean so far to the left they need specially adapted sandals. The Beeb is a funded media outlet for the EUSSR and full of socialists and more worryingly paedo protectors.

  101. 101
    Shagger Bates says:

    Me next…

  102. 102
    Viv says:

    Which one?

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not S O S.

  104. 104
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Do you like your porridge lumpy or smooth sir?

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Plus we have paid for him to build up a property portfolio; the rental income from this will ensure he has a comfortable life during his sojourn in prison.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    “the moral high ground” ? LOL. It displays weakness & wins nothing unless accompanied by strong action.

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    S.B.S. says:


  108. 108
    S.B.S. says:

    write to the press complaints once they take your mug shot

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa fucking HA.

  109. 109
    Miss Aim me Wuttland says:

    I was gweat on QT, weally wipped into the howwible UKiP woman.. and uncle Joe Dimblebly let me go on far longer than the other members of the audience, I even managed to get my diatwibe in while the discussion was about the budget whch was totally off topic. He made that howwible woman anser my qwestion even though she was twying to answer the qwestion which was on topic.

  110. 110
    Mad Bloke with plackard says:

    Dear Charlotte Dewar, I have been continually harassed by press photographers as I am going about my work of standing behind Vicky Pryce at every opportunity.
    Under Clause 4 of your Code journalists must not persist in photographing individuals once asked to desist.
    I would be grateful if you would make editors aware of our position.
    Yours Mad Bloke

  111. 111
    Lookout Huhne says:

    You better invest in some soap on a rope Chrissy boy, you don’t want to be nobodies bitch in the showers, saying that, how can you avoid such a massive arsehole? even in a steamy shower block.

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    .... ..- .... -. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / -.-. ..- -. - says:

    Nice one – . … … .- – .. -.-. -.- .-.. . …

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    But I thought Huhne always liked to be photographed and be on television. What’s changed Huhne’s outlook?
    Huhne must be a complete tosser anyway, surely with all his wealth he could have taken the three points, and then employed a chauffeur.

  114. 114
    Fish says:

    Why not reinstall one of the old treadmills in jail and get him generating some non-fossil electricity.

  115. 115
    The Grand Mufti says:

    A shot from a shit?

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    .... ..- .... -. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / -.-. ..- -. - says:

    Another Career politician with the moral fibre of a horny mongrel with two dicks, the financial ethics of a ghetto money lender, the public spirit of a drugged up asbo hoodie and the honesty of a career politician, the Libdems should be proud and so should all the other arseholes bleeding the public dry while they have their fat greasy snouts buried deep within the public trough with impunity.

    Of course Liebour may be smirking over all this but remember you lot haven’t been squeaky clean either, Margaret Moran is just one example.

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    even more disinterested bystander says:

    Ah, but the children in this case have an advantage. If they pop by to see Mum or Dad, they can be 100% certain they’re in.

  118. 118
    When I was a lad says:

    Police blew whistles to call other police in the vicinity to help out.

    It takes 6 days now to answer a 999 call for a ” thieves on ”

    Looking forward to the 20th.

  119. 119
    M says:

    Didn’t he “persist” at public expense for ten years wasting courts time & public money on hiding the truth ?

    But when he gets out he’ll be looking to gag press freedom as lib dems will vote huhne back then the show of how he was wronged by the press will start.

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    .... ..- .... -. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / -.-. ..- -. - says:

    Ah bollocks.. he should be hung drawn and quartered, his body parts fed to pigs which are then left to wander about aimlessly in Anjem Choudary’s front garden dropping toxic Chris Huhne shit everywhere.

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    Penfold says:

    For a crook he doth proteth too mutch.

    You got to admire his cheek though…..

  122. 122
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Won? already won? won what for fucks sake? WE ALL LOST OUT PAYING THAT STUPENDOUSLY BENT BASTARD. Obviously in Davids eyes its all about personal battles to be won and lost and not about how this nation should be administered by honest law abiding people.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget Uddin then.

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    Anon says:


  125. 125
    Judge Dread says:

    Did I hear you say “thank you” ?

    “Thank you” for giving you the weekend to sort out your affairs.

    Most criminals go down the same day you know or at least you are going to find out .

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    I have an interest in further photographs being taken – really funny.

    ho ho ho

  127. 127
    Tom Catesby says:

    Doubtless there will be lots of public interest in the sentence.

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    Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

    I’d like to get hold of those pictures. I’d get an instant “gone viral” on the net and a wodge of the folding stuff from the highest bidder for the originals.

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    Boshy says:

    .- -… … — .-.. ..- – . .-.. -.– –..– / .- / .–. …. — – — / — ..-. / …. .. — / .. -. / …. .- -. -.. -.-. ..- ..-. ..-. … / .– — ..- .-.. -.. / -… . / -. .. -.-. .

  130. 130
    Boshy says:

    He could use the mask he put on Vicki in bed……that would do it!

  131. 131
    Boshy says:

    In handcuffs…….one for the album, nice.

  132. 132
    What a plonker says:

    Big Bubba is waiting on D wing with the vasolene.

  133. 133
    Boshy says:

    Fuck off McMental

  134. 134
    Dr Evil says:

    How very dare you! Don’t you know I got a starred first class honours degree in PPE at Oxford, you fucking plebs?

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    Snap happy says:

    Not so fast! It was a photo that triggered his downfall.

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    Point of Information says:

    Huhne is a convict. Fuck him.

    It is still very much in the public interest, and there is nothing illegal about photographing anyone in public, unlike perverting the course of justice.

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    damned impertinent questions says:

    Dear Chris

    You are a liar, a criminal and a bully.

    It is a matter of public interest where you go and what you get up to with your bisexual partner. We need to be on our guard in case you come hurtling down the road and kill us or our loved ones. We need to ensure that your don’t bully more women

    So if you find this intrusive, tough shit

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    bird watcher says:


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    damned impertinent questions says:

    Yes Chris, but can you confirm who wrote your essays?

    Did you just start with penalty points or was there an established pattern?

    Being an obnoxious, bullying cheat seems to be more a character trait than a learned behaviour. So whats the truth about that degree and where all your £££ came from

  140. 140
    Nworb Nodrog says:

    Why will no one use -..-.

  141. 141
    damned impertinent questions says:

    “Police blew whistles to call other police”

    but now there are none. Many of them are all away investigating:

    * journalists who investigated celebrities and politicians
    * police officers who talked to journalists
    * police officers who had the temerity to com[plain when abused by their bike riding betters
    * dead and half dead TV personalities from the 1970s where after 409 years women suddenly realized that they were groped by them and didn’t like their intentions
    * soldiers sent to fight a pointless war after politicians lied to the country and parliament
    * allegations from hangers on and wannabes in political parties who were groped by senior political figures and have suddenly discovered that they didn’t want that either
    * former senior police officers who may have done something wrong in the 1960s 70s and 80s and some of whom are now dead
    * Jack the Ripper – just in case

    The rest are on courses in:

    * gender equality
    * ethics
    * police police surveillance techniques

    and the rest are camped outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in case Asssange makes a run for it

  142. 142
    Whinger Straw, parent of druggy says:

    But I’m depressed. Feel so for me.rry

  143. 143
    Spartacus says:

    good behaviour – half that, and non violent crime – half again.

    and if he presents himself at prison on a sunday it counts as a week

    Six months therefore equals five weeks

  144. 144

    Can we have one of him sat on the crapper in his new cell?

  145. 145
    Black Rod - F**k Me How Many More Of My Good Lords Are Bent says:

    Oh, Chris, behave, if it were not for the fact that you are a creepy little shity pathological liar of the worse kind, ie one in which others mistakenly placed their trust, the photographers would not be interested.

    You’ve done the crime, serve the time and afterwards creep back under your rock.

    Sadly for you of course you had not already been elevated to a peerage, otherwise of course it would have been, you’ve done the crime, serve the time and go straight back into the house of Lords, never mind it was close!

  146. 146
    damned impertinent questions says:

    I am in the public and I am very interested in how a condemned man spends his last days of freedom before being pulled away from the breasts of his lesbian lover to be incarcerated with a number of other bisexuals who will also want to take him under their wings

  147. 147
    A soon to be friend (HMP) says:

    Is that bubber hes going down on?.

  148. 148
    Vince InCableable says:

    5 years would be more like it but I am sure the judge will take into account his guilty plea, it only took him ten years to remenber what a c*nt he is.

  149. 149
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    The way this business is unfolding, she might well be in line for a bit of stir herself.

  150. 150
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    How many times do you need to be told to go kill yourself? It’s a fact that every time a leftie dies, there’s a bit less hatred and bigotry in the world. Now fuck off, commie.

  151. 151
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    A fine example of helping yourself to an extra slice of choccy cake.

  152. 152
    gildedtumbril says:

    He should have been named R. Swipe.

  153. 153
    MongWatch says:

    Step into my white van anonymous.

  154. 154
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Yeah, lads! Wait until he gets his new number! Then snap him!

  155. 155
    Point of Information says:

    I think the Pryce verdict disproves that he bullies women.

    But all other points, agreed.

  156. 156
    Bonjour says:

    Is that you Mr Cantona?

  157. 157
    Bent thieing git says:

    David, as in David Laws?

  158. 158
    In 'er defence says:

    The audience is supposed to be representing a cross-section of the voting population, so you need an ugly, loud-mouthed harridan-like fag-ash Lil in the mix, and the researchers found one, given that Harriet was otherwise engaged.

  159. 159
    Message to sweetie Amy says:

    Was it pmt dear?

  160. 160
    Andrew says:

    Matron, please . . .

  161. 161
    Strolling Bones says:

    If he thinks *that’s* harrassment, just wait until he’s in the shower first thing on Tuesday morning.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Chris Huhne’s been convicted at court
    His glittering career set at nought
    No more ministerial Jags
    He’ll take tea with ‘old lags’
    Don’t bend over in the shower, ‘old sport’!

    Chris Huhne will do ‘bird’ in ‘The Clink’
    Still looks like his shit doesn’t stink…
    An arrogant oaf
    If he’d just used his loaf…
    His career’s gone right over the brink

  163. 163
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    He should go down. I’ll need a quick look to estimate his weight to calculate the drop. Although he’s got a brass neck, it’s pretty weak so I’ll take a few inches off for that.

  164. 164
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Every time a lefty dies Beezlebub has to expand his steaming lake of shit.

  165. 165
    AntiLeftoid says:

    When Chavez arrived Beezlebub made him stand on his head in the lake of steaming shit.

  166. 166
    AntiLeftoid says:

    The Guido autonaughtywordaliser bot always alters the €unt word.

  167. 167
    AntiLeftoid says:

    I should imagine some sex starved fellow inmates will admire his cheek too.

  168. 168
    AntiLeftoid says:

    If you were in his situation they would have thrown the fucking book at you, these politicians get away with leniency and preferential treatment, they can buy the best lawyers who defend them to the hilt. Look at the case of Margaret Moran..she fakes bloody illness to avoid jail.. disgusting nasty bastards. Incarcerate the thieving lying arseholes!

  169. 169
    AntiLeftoid says:

    I heard they hade to make it out of a special material which is completely impervious to dangerously obnoxious substances.

  170. 170
    Chris the complete bastard Huhne says:

    What!! and employ someone! pay them wages? the whole idea is disgusting to me, I can’t claim for a chauffuer on my expenses and certainly not paying for one out of my meagre wages!!.. no not for me,why do you think I got married in the first place?? Chauffeur! Pah!!.. oh come on plod do I really have to eear these handcuffs in the meat wagon?

  171. 171
    High Energy.. shockingly expensive! says:

    He could power his own electric chair.. Hows that for renewable energy?

  172. 172
    Virgil says:

    Can just imagine the plaintive “poor me” victim expression. Perhaps some screw non-jobsworth can release a copy of the prisoner number shot for the benefit of truthsayers everywhere.

  173. 173
    Jack Ketch says:

    For two years I have not been able to get onto Question Time, but then I am not a member of the Labour Party.

  174. 174
    Vaseline Viv says:

    Can’t we just take in turns to spit roast him, ladies?

  175. 175
    John Bellingham says:

    Does anyone have Mr Huhne’s address? I would like to send him a soap on a rope for his forthcoming trip.

  176. 176
    Southern Scouser says:

    Surely any snapper can claim he is just a natural history photographer and thinks he has seen a moose.

  177. 177
    AntiLeftoid says:

    You should lie to get on QT, pretend you’re ‘on message’ then throw them with a completely different question to the one you have presented to them with an anti left topic, after all lying is what all those NuLiebour arseholes do.

  178. 178
    Tory Defector says:

    Dear PCC,
    I too am a member of the public who has a continuing interest in photos of Chris Huhne. I fear that I may be unable to see any more of him for, hopefully, 30 – 48 months so I need all I can get right now.

  179. 179
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Did you hear those phone calls? What a bullying self-centered shit

  180. 180
    damned impertinent questions says:

    A final question.Will he be at conference this weekend?

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    MPs have fucked us for years – now an MPs going to get fucked hard

    Don’t pick up the soap in the showers Chris!

  182. 182
    A CPS Prosecutor says:

    In passing sentence I would ask your Honour to take into account the email of Mr Huhne sent as recently as 8 March .

    Whilst Mr Huhne does not claim to be legally qualified this e mail proves beyond any reasonable doubt that Mr Huhne is an intelligent man who is quite capable of interpreting legal text when it suits him .

    I would ask your Honour to take this into account when passing sentence.

  183. 183
    Rufus Stone says:

    Unfortunately, these bar stewards don’t pay for their legal representation. We, the taxpayer do through their ‘expenses’ & other ‘remunerations’ they gain whilst supposedly working to represent us.

    I hope this is taken into consideration when sentencing, along with the cost of the trial for which a guilty plea finally arose after 10 years.

  184. 184
    Rufus Stone says:

    Gordon? Gordon Brown? The name’s familiar, but I can’t picture your face. Could it be that we haven’t seen much of you for the past few years?

  185. 185
    MB. says:

    I wonder if he will be complaining about the pictures in the Mail today showing him driving down a one-way street the wrong way though they say he has stopped doing it there since either (1) finding he had been photographed (2) extra signs erected. Also pictures of him cycling up a one-way street the wrong way and cycling on the pavement.

    The pictures seem to have been taken in the last few weeks so I wondered if they have been printed now to show a ‘public interest’ reason for following him.

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    any bets on whether he marches into the prison van ,head held high ,nostrils flared,firm jutting chin. or slink out with a filthy blanket over his filthy head!

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    Vaseline I think not Big Bubba dry bums them all

  188. 188
    bleubottle says:

    Best to say nothing to no one.

  189. 189
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    Perhaps this matter could be dealt with on Monday too to save a bit on the Law and Order budget.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Last night on Sky News (reviewing the papers) Isobel Oakeshott was asked directly whether or not she knew that judge Constance Briscoe was advising Vicky Pryce. She denied any such knowledge. But the emails that have been published between Pryce and Oakeshott from back in 2011 clearly indicate that she knew. What has Oakeshott got to hide?

  191. 191
    inside- out says:

    He better get use to it,Her Majesty’s Press will be all over whatever open prison he is sent to.They will also be there on visiting day to see his bisexual partner lining up with the rest of the lags WAG’s.It couldn’t happen to a nicer couple.

  192. 192
    inside- out says:

    Brilliant sums up our PC plods to a tee.

  193. 193
    inside- out says:

    Book your seat at Southwark Crown Court 2pm tomorrow afternoon.Sentence day,I hope the judge had a bad lunch and a bad day.He could make my day better,by sending down Huhne for at least 3yrs,preferably to Belmarsh.We can only hope.

  194. 194
    inside- out says:

    For the moment we have a free press,just.But Huhne and other of his Liberal mates would rather you only consumed the news they want to give you.There are more British journalists arrested or on bail than in “free” Iran.Be very very careful what you wish for.

  195. 195
    Happy Mondays says:

    hi Chris :-)

  196. 196
    Big Ern says:

    The only harassment Chris will need to worry about after 2pm today will be if the boys on ‘B’ wing start ‘taxing’ him.

  197. 197
    Big Ern says:

    Dream on, such things don’t happen to members of their class who have ‘strayed’. 3years! do me a favour, speak to the former MP for Bury North, I have.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Better still, write the word “Hunt” and they won’t have to airbrush it.

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