March 5th, 2013

WATCH: Huffington Post Release Video on How They Dodge Tax

This video produced by HuffPo “Comedy” last year reveals all on “the perfect tax minimisation scheme”, utilising a “dedicated team of conscience-free accountants who each year loving nurture a crop of elegant tax returns on our behalf”. They would know… what with being based in Luxembourg in order to dodge tax.

H/T @ontablets


  1. 1
    Boo Goose says:

    And they huffed..and they puffed…and ..well…nothing really happened.
    No one took any notice of them, as usual.

  2. 2
    Back in the EUSSR says:

    I note Camoron is supporting the utterly useless but very well paid David Nicholson in remaining in charge if our NHS even though this shameless wanker oversaw a hospital where hundreds of patients died of neglect !

  3. 3
    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Who wants to pay any tax when it’s wasted on spongers and immigrants?

  4. 4
    An honest Tory says:

    Presumably Guido will be relocating his operation back from St Kitts and Nevis in order to regularise his tax affairs?

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    Casual Observer says:

    No fan of the company in the vid or their products, but that ‘comedy’ effort was as funny as cancer. Actually, somewhat offensive.

    Mehdi affect ?

  6. 6
    Rip Van Winkle says:


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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    What the fuck is going on with Andy Burnham and Alan Johnson over Stafford Hospital. Why have neither of them appeared before the Health Care Select Committee? Why are they being allowed to keep quiet? Why is the coalition not having a go at labour?
    It all stinks! Where do Tom Watson and John Mann stand over the Stafford deaths? Oh so quiet the hypocritical duo.
    Labour the party of death.

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    Sir Bumley Foghorn MP (Much Ranting in the Shires) says:

    Spongers? Immigrants? Where? Just let me get my horse whip. The last immigrant in Much Ranting was driven back to his home village across the field.

  9. 9
    A reader says:

    What’s the matter Guido? Are the interesting stories drying up now you work for Murdoch? Or are you hoping you can save them till Sunday?

  10. 10
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    So should Burnham and Johnson resign first to set an example?

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    No Impunity For Crimes Against Humanity says:

    No impunity.

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    No Impunity For Crimes Against Humanity says:

    The NHS should be inspected by the International Committee of the Red Cross.

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    anon. says:

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    Casual work says:

    Does Murdoch deduct PAYE or pay cash in hand?

  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Her twitter is Hackneyed-Abbott

    political opinions she uses so often as to be trite, dull, and stereotyped.

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    Anonymous says:

    I hold no writ for Watson, but at least he had the courage to put the child abuse matters in the public domain. I have heard remarkably little from any other MP on that topic. What I find bizarre is how quiet the most local MPs are on the North Staffs matter. The likes of David Kidney and Bill Cash almost seem to have been knobbled. And for the idiots out there – Watsons constituency is in West Midlands now, although historically in (South) Staffs.

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    Anonymous says:

    This is what happens when Guido leaves an (unpaid) intern to manage the site whilst off drinking the profits.

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    FFS ! says:

    It is reported that Nicholson is a member of Common Purpose. FFS !

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    A reader says:

    Well, its pretty dull.

  20. 20
    Londoner says:

    The worse instance of open racism I have ever personally seen in Hackney involved West Indians abusing some Roma opposite the Tescos at Seven Sisters.

  21. 21
    Residing in 96.999% white Merseyside says:

    Is Seven Sisters an area that has been enriched? If so I bet you stood out like a sore thumb!

  22. 22
    Residing in 96.999% white Merseyside says:

    Perhaps they are all leaving the HuffPo because they’re fed up with being called animal-like kuffar or kaffir or WTF the word is!

  23. 23
    Fishy says:

    I see that Mr Speaker Bercow, after allowing Labour urgent debates in the House on anything from the economy, to the West Coast rail franchise, to horse meat and anything that Labour ask, has REFUSED the request from two Staffordshire TORY MPs for a debate on the Stafford atrocities, the Trust going into administration and the Francis report.

    If anyone ever doubted where this clown’s loyalties lie.

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    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes it’s absolutely lovely living in enriched by immigrants cesspit UK.

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    Okay…whilst this might not portray HuffPo in the best light is this really pertinent or interesting to this stite?

  26. 26
    Ben Elton's ghost says:

    In the 80’s it was Turks and Cypriots.
    I’m sure they’ve sold their stores and flats and moved on up by now.
    Who’s moved in ?

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    Just a suggestion..don't take it personally, all are welcome really. says:

    I know as a left wing intellectual you like your political thoughts pre-sanctioned by a committee of unisex suited, politburo members, but here its a little bit ….more free thinking ?

    If its not to your Pravda propagandist taste, don’t feel you need to stay.

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    Edinburgh junkie shitty moralising to others. says:

    Shurely shome mishtake.

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    A limp dumb says:

    I do, ’cause it’s what we do

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    A bit ripe says:

    While Guidos company pays tax in Nevis

    Pull the other one Geedo

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    If that is true then it is an utter disgrace.

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    Happier times are coming says:

    Soon all these minor issues will be dealt with by our secret courts and you little people need be troubled no more.
    Just get inside the truck now.
    Of course you’re going on holiday, to the Potteries.

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    Happier times are coming says:

    Unfortunately the many Roma who had planned to come are currently held up as their transport has been eaten.

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    Casual Observer says:

    This is a funny one from January, which should be aired:

    PAC was warning that transmission lines from offshore windfarms needed to get the generated power back to the grid may cost GBP 17bn and significantly increase eletricity bills.

    Now: The WTF aspect. Did they really go ahead and build a load of windfarms off shore and only worry about the getting power back to shore once the farms were completed ?

    This stinks of Huhne.

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    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    This guy just does not get it, the BofE and all the other Hunts in politics or the City just DO NOT give a f*ck about the little people !!!!!!!

  36. 36
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    ‘little people’ are the working classes paying the taxes……….without the expertise or money to avoid paying.

  37. 37
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s hard for those whose brain has gone a bit ripe, so let’s do it in easy stages.
    1. Tax is theft, and the stolen money is largely misused, e.g. to subsidise MPs’ booze and the comfortable life of religious extremists. (A caricature of the situation but not without truth.)
    2. Tax avoidance is therefore morally justified, and also legal.
    3. The Huffington Post avoids tax thanks to its offshore status. This is OK.
    4. The Huffington Post mocks others who avoid tax. This is hypocritical.
    5. Guido avoids tax thanks to his offshore status. This is OK.
    6. Guido mocks the Huffington Post for mocking others who avoid tax. This is also OK because he is not mocking the HP for avoiding tax, but for being hypocritical.
    There, you see? Clear as gold.

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    Stop tax avoidance says:

    If you want to attack tax avoidance

    Start with your boss if you are honest

    And the raft of other major UK companies, banks etc who pay little or no tax in the UK

    Question of basic honesty old son

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    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Tom Watson is indirectly implicated in these thousands of deaths in the National Death Service.

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    Guido's tax lawyer says:

    He pays offshore if he can

    No tax at all that way

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    CarryHole is a enormous Hunt says:

    thousands died, not hundreds.

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    CarryHole is a enormous Hunt says:

    Auction entry to the U.K. Limit numbers to 25K and over time see what the profit maximising value is.
    Every foreigner in the country to be insured against going to prison. Reciprocal agreement with EU(SSR) countries to pay for FN jail costs. No insurance, no entry.

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    CarryHole is a enormous Hunt says:

    1. Lefties are thick.
    2. None needed, see 1.

  46. 46
    CarryHole is a enormous Hunt says:

    Richard Murphy knows NOTHING about anything.
    I knew it was that loser before I even clicked the link.

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    CarryHole is a enormous Hunt says:

    Since Tax funds the state and we’re for a smaller state. Being extorted less is not seen as a good thing.

    The left thinks that the state can spend money better than the people who went to the trouble of earning it can… When they avoid tax you can accuse them of hypocrisy.

    It is hypocrisy we are laughing at the lefties, not the very sensible idea of avoiding feeding the financial metastatic cancer that is the state.

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    Greenpies says:

    The idea was that there would be a fleet of oil tankers which would run on batteries which they would top up directly at the wind farm itself.

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    A Member of the Public says:

    I do not respect Mr Bercow.

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    Co-op Funerals says:

    We made a fortune. We ‘sponsor’ a number of MPs. The two things are entirely none of the public’s business.

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    Lord Clyde, a frugal Scotsman, if ever there was one, says:

    Between myself and Learned Hand, telling everyone a hundred fuckin’ years ago it already seems like, that you have no moral duty to pay penny-one more to the taxman than is absolutely necessary, you’d think some people would understand the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion by now. But N-O-O-O-O! Thicker than pigshit! That, or addicted to spreading bullshit! Or both, come to that!

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    Problems problems says:

    Even better, there’s a HV DC cable planned to go from Scotland around by the Isle of Man,down the Irish sea into Liverpool Bay by the wind-farms, up the spine of Wirral Peninsula and across the Dee to Flint Power station that’s where it will connect to the grid, cost to us saps, Iv’e no idea.

  53. 53
    Skanky pants Bryant says:

    I wish somebody would close my loophole.

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    Greentard says:

    You right wingers are stupid. Each turbine will have a plug socket at the bottom, citizens can go and plug in and use the electricity whenever they need it.

    Unless it is not windy. Or too windy.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just clocked some 15 mins ago on CH4 news – Lib Dem Expenses fiddler David Laws yakking on in his new job …

    DL ” … I think ….. and also minsters also believe ….”

    He used the two golden words of deceit I “Think & “believe”.

    off to watch the footy now.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Goodbye and good riddance, dear.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:


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    I'm just a common guy says:

    What about the Windmills out at sea , will they provide an extension lead from them on dry land?.

  59. 59
    Starve'em & Burnham says:

    Envy of the world.

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    A bit ripe says:

    And I mock Guido for being hypocritical


    You are arrogant and dumb

  61. 61
    M Portillo says:

    A left turn will suffice as long as they fall into the sea off Southend.

  62. 62
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    10 PRINT “Lefties are thick”
    20 GOTO 10

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    EU Watch says:

    The following shows the effect of Grillo being elected: FTSEMIB dropped to -3.4% weekly return.

    Global Equity Market Performance (local indices / Europe)
    Price Return %, local CCY (1 Week)
    Austria ATX     : 1.90                   ▐█████▌
    Denmark KFX     : 1.80                   ▐█████▌
    Poland WiG      : 0.90                   ▐██▌
    UK UKX          : 0.70                   ▐██
    Switzerland SMI : 0.60                   ▐█▌
    Germany DAX     : 0.60                   ▐█▌
    Norway TWSE     : 0.20                   ▐
    Stoxx600 SXXP   : 0.20                   ▐
    Spain IBEX      : 0.10                   ▐
    Netherlands AEX : 0.00                   │
    Hungary HUX     : -0.10                  ▌
    Belgium BEL20   : -0.20                  ▌
    France CAC      : -0.20                  ▌
    Sweden OMX      : -0.50                ▐█▌
    EuroStoxx50 SX5E: -0.50                ▐█▌
    Greece ASE      : -1.30               ███▌
    Portugal BVLX   : -2.70          ▐███████▌
    Italy FTSEMIB   : -3.40        ▐█████████▌
                             -5 -4 -3 -2 -1  0  1  2  3  4  5
    (DataStream / Local Index Compilers / Goldman Sachs Global ECS Research)
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    Casual Observer says:

    The above article was about the ones at sea, which is precisely my point.

    It sounds very much like they are built, sometimes turning and generating, but the power is only available to fish at present.

    Not that there are many fish left with the CFP being what it is.

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    Anonymous says:

    strange thing death…hair is dead….but it exists to give us warmth.
    strange thing death.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Here are the YTD figures leading up to the week above.

    Global Equity Market Performance (local indices / Europe)
    Price Return %, local CCY (YTD)
    Switzerland SMI : 11.40                  ▐███████████▌
    Denmark KFX     : 10.70                  ▐██████████▌
    Greece ASE      : 9.10                   ▐████████▌
    UK UKX          : 8.20                   ▐████████
    Norway TWSE     : 5.80                   ▐█████▌
    Portugal BVLX   : 5.00                   ▐█████
    Hungary HUX     : 3.70                   ▐███▌
    Stoxx600 SXXP   : 3.30                   ▐███
    EuroStoxx50 SX5E: 3.20                   ▐██▌
    Belgium BEL20   : 2.90                   ▐██▌
    Austria ATX     : 2.80                   ▐██▌
    France CAC      : 1.60                   ▐█▌
    Germany DAX     : 1.30                   ▐█
    Spain IBEX      : 0.20                   │
    Sweden OMX      : -0.70                 ▐▌
    Netherlands AEX : -0.90                 ▐▌
    Poland WiG      : -2.40               ▐██▌
    Italy FTSEMIB   : -3.70               ███▌
                            -15 -12-9 -6 -3  0  3  6  9  12 15
    (DataStream / Local Index Compilers / Goldman Sachs Global ECS Research)

    !taly is clearly off, the Greek ASE is not doing too badly though.

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    I'm just a common guy says:

    Liverpool bay is filling up with windmills, another lot is going up now on the Welsh side and another 70odd to be built across the top of Wirral about 5 miles in the bay, they are live and operating, they have service boats going out to them everyday, if they build anymore they will end up in the Lennox gas field a bit further out, the thing you won’t get told about is the “condensate” they tanker off everyday.

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    BBC red bottom says:

    You know we’d love to support your comment. But even here we can’t see how Guido is hypocritical.

    Can you please explain further?

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    Miasma Marx says:

    Nice use of Unicode there, CO.

    Kudos from 2.80!

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    Flat tax FOR ALL says:

    Apparently you have forgotten about those paragons of virtue, the capitalist
    banks, which have soaked up ten of billions of our tax payers cash

    And they were not even paying much tax as well – when they were “profitable”!

    Try and get a pair of specs …

  72. 72
    Goldman Suchs and the barrow boys says:

    The Mafia have withdrawn cash support from Italy

    But they will come back to the market when the level is right

  73. 73
    Fraud spotter says:

    Mario Monti will find an off balance sheet method for bailing out Italy

    Like he did when he was with GS before!

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    cough says:

    electricity pylons are really close to the grid and could support a reasonably sized windmill.

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    Jail the bankers says:

    26 out of 27 EU countries vote Britain down on banksters pay

    It’s about time you all woke up to the criminality and mayhem caused by your banks – to the British as well

    And it they want to piss off to Timbukto, good riddance

  76. 76
    Stop bankers' subsidies says:

    And here is how little tax and how much subsidy the UK banks got before the banking collapse

    From Bank of England research…

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    Casual Observer says:

    Ok – gotcha.

    If there is no sign of a 5 mile long power cable coming back to shore, those windmills will be producing power for fish. :-)

    It may be ‘foolish’ to assume that such a cable has been connected just yet. But the windmills look nice, and are being well maintained though.

  78. 78
    Engineer says:

    ….and there’s enough power going through those cables to keep the windmills turning, too.

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    I'm just a common guy says:

    The Welsh ones, the cables comes ashore around Prestatyn and link into the grid, the ones that are in the bay opposite the Wirral shore the cables land at Leasowe and pick up the grid there.

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    Skanky pants Bryant says:

    Would somebody please plug my loophole!

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    The wizz says:

    Hope to heaven that you never have bad accident, then you’ll find out how good the NHS is. Quite possibly you might get out alive but there again you may well be short of few organs (all in the best possible cause) y’know. There again you may well contract a fatal disease.

  82. 82
    Derren Brown says:

    I ‘imagine’ he has been learning NLP, ‘what do you think’?

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    The wizz says:

    Think you have all missed the point really, they are our new air defence sytem to bring down hot air balloons.

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    Turkish Delight says:

    Man U dumped out of Champions League. Yessssss!

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    hold them to ac says:

    I do too, cause I don’t want to get done.

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    organ grinder says:

    It was funnier the first time.

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    hold them to ac says:

    Tut tut, his serjeants at arms must have threatened to deck him on Sir David Nicholson’s orders or some Humphrey.

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    StretchMarx says:

    Fascinating. *gawps at the sheer wonder of it all*

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    Owen Jones says:

    Last one: Cameron’s 2012 speech after

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    Casual Observer says:

    The following demonstrates the effect of the UKIP (or Conservative) vote split in the South West.

    If the Eastleigh by-election result was repeated over the South West in a GE tomorrow, with the following gains / losses in each constituency:

    2013 Election: Eastleigh Changes
    Party|Change (%)
    Con  |    -13.96
    Lab  |       0.2
    LD   |    -14.48
    UKIP |      24.2

    The 2013 GE would result in the following seats changing:

    2013 Election: South West – Based on Eastleigh Result
    Constituency               |Change    |Majority (Over)
    Gloucester                 |Con-->Lab |   7.60% (UKIP)
    Kingswood                  |Con-->Lab |   8.12% (UKIP)
    Plymouth Sutton & Devonport|Con-->Lab |   1.17% (UKIP)
    Somerset North East        |Con-->Lab |   4.24% (UKIP)
    Stroud                     |Con-->Lab |   12.36% (Con)
    Swindon North              |Con-->Lab |    0.57% (Con)
    Swindon South              |Con-->Lab |   5.95% (UKIP)
    Bournemouth West           |Con-->UKIP|    0.65% (Con)
    Bristol North West         |Con-->UKIP|    0.39% (Lab)
    Camborne & Redruth         |Con-->UKIP|    6.08% (Con)
    Filton & Bradley Stoke     |Con-->UKIP|    0.68% (Lab)
    Newton Abbot               |Con-->UKIP|    1.97% (Con)
    Truro & Falmouth           |Con-->UKIP|    0.79% (Con)
    St Ives                    |LD-->UKIP |     1.53% (LD)

    The picture changes as follows:

         2010 | 2013 | Diff
    Con :  36 |  23  |  -13
    Lab :   4 |  11  |   +7
    LD  :  15 |  14  |   -1
    UKIP:   0 |   7  |   +7

    This would suggest that of the SE, E, and SW of England, UKIP has the highest chance of picking up seats in the SW with a repeat performance of Eastleigh in all constituencies.

    Combining previous for East England using same assumptions, that could put UKIP in a 10 seat position across those three regions.

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    hold them to ac says:

    Oh come off it the secret courts are only there to stop paying off people who we have evidence to convince a judge they should have been life imprisoned I’d say. Otherwise, we’ll still dish out the dosh. We’re not talking criminal trials here. I know they didn’t get one, but some m*****f*****rs don’t deserve one and its these who should not be given £100,000s. Or we can set up another school of jihad, hey hey hey.

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    the monkey says:

    Who the fuck do you think you are, Simon Cowell?

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    hold them to ac says:

    As to your comment. It’s just in a stupid trust that is saddled with way too much glitz and debt, with bonuses for breaking even. Debt leading to death.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Rot in Hell Chavez.

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    Fuck it says:

    Chavez is dead. Time to fucking party you lefty cuuntz

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    Enemy of the State says:


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    Fishy says:

    Time to leave the EU and once again be the one nation to stand alone in Europe.

    The nations of the EU don’t like us and are taking the piss. Even the Turkish referee at Old Trafford was a tosser tonight

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    organ grinder says:

    Close enough. My real name is Simone Cowbell. How’s it going?

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    Hon Lady Cordelia Fortescue-Smythe in Chipping Norton says:

    A minimum of 37 UKIP seats

    One is having to issue Epsom Salts to backbenchers in the Tory party, oh , oh I’m going to expire!!!

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    Fishy says:

    Times New Roman, I reckon

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    Fishy says:

    Careful. The lefties will seek you out and screw you FI. The only partying allowed is when Thatch goes.

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    Enemy of the State says:

    Wotever , darlin . *Pocks nose*

    Wot fonts should my friend use to by-pass the horrid moderator , does u think ??

    EotS x

  103. 103
    Enemy of the State says:

    *”picks” nose*

    *slaps bald patch*

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    Fuck it says:

    Castro next, then Scargill, fuck that will be some partying.

  105. 105
    Rodney says:

    Hugo Chavez has croaked.

    Gives Ken Livingstone an excuse to open another bottle of scotch.

  106. 106
    Owen Jones says:

    Sad to hear that Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez has died

  107. 107
    Medical Unions says:

    You won’t get any argument from us. We look after patients’ interests.

  108. 108
    Eva Prawn says:

    *Picks grot from toenails*
    Turn this up to 11 and forget about fonts for a minute:

  109. 109
    Come Upance? says:

    Exclusive: Chilcot Inquiry to challenge official line on Iraq
    ‘Authoritative’ report will draw on unprecedented access to Blair-Bush emails.

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    Lady Margaret Fuckter says:

    Did I have him round for tea, dear? Was he True Blue and did he take sugar?

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    What on earth is the huff post? It sounds like a newspaper for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!!

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    EU Watch says:

    Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty is our ‘friend':

    It is time to head for the exit, before the EU pushes the remaining few with talent here out.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    hmmm. chilcot going to expose bliar’s lies about the origins of the Iraq War.

    I’ll believe it when I see it!!! bliar has loads of cash and can buy the silence even of chilcot.

    We shall see what we shall see!

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    Sir Mark Thatcher says:

    DIE, you fucking bitch. By the way, Mummy: The Suburu is low on gas and the tires need some air. May I rummage in your handbag one more time?

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    E.J. Thribb, age 17 1/2 says:

    So. Farewell then.

    In this life, you come
    And Hugo.

    History will ask
    Was Chavez just a Chav?

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    Ariana H's edible hamster says:

    I resent that characterization. We are a quality publication with extremely diverse editors, and good quality content. No where else will you find Brazil’s Ms. Bum Bum covered in such detail alongside outright !slamist propaganda.

    We are the left’s most respectable organ.

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    Saffron says:

    This Nicholson NHS asshole is another of the lessons will be learn’t brigade of which we hear endlessly.
    I watched this pompous overblown self opinionated idiot today,no remorse whatsoever as to the deaths on his watch re mid staffs.
    The parliamentary select lot makes one wonder what they are all about seeing that four members failed to show up.
    All of this fiasco happened on Liebours watch who were setting the target driven agenda which led to people dying who should have not.
    The Francis report highlights this and yet to date no one but no one higher up is being questioned or held to account.
    Postman Pat,Hewit and mascara man,where are you,please explain despite being told what was going on,YOU DID NOTHING OTHER THAT COVER IT UP WITH MASSAGED STATS.
    Please explain yourselves to the many people who lost loved ones because of your target driven to make yourselves look good.
    Finally when you look at the three jokes that are the political parties of this country,it seems to me that they are all pissing in the same pot,don’t you all think that it is time that the electorate of this land should be saying,well yes we have now lear’nt the lesson and next time round we will get rid of you.

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    My mum says:

    Cheats never prosper, unfortunately she is ( was ) wrong.

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    Owen Jones says:

    May Allah bless Guido Fawkes & Old Holborn for their generous donations….

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    Anonymous says:

    We might have a few more backers for that idea. Leave, and the city can go back to its old ways. I suggest we cultivate this feeling until they have helped the exit.

    The EU vs. the city. Once the city has seen its common enemy, they will work together.

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    Lady Margaret Fuckter says:

    I’m beginning to appreciate that four hours sleep per night was not quite enough, dear.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    It’s possible that happened awhile ago . But the left, being what it is, covered it up in hope of hanging onto power.

    Leftwingers are not good at democracy. We should know we’ve just emerged from 13 years of leftwing dictatorship.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    What can I say ?

    Most of us middle England folks have not heard of you and if we had I doubt we’d read you.

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    Steve Buckel says:

    Is Old Holborn still alive, then?

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    Residing in 96.999% white Merseyside says:

    You’re lucky. In 1997 we emerged from EIGHTEEN years of dictatorship!

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    Anonymous says:

    it pays to have good health.
    accidents can be avoided by having a crisis proof life.
    but then it all requires discipline and dedicated effort.

    nothing worthwhile is easy.
    everyone has a different idea of the concept of “specialness”.
    but why.

  127. 127
    Sir Mark Thatcher says:

    DIE, you senile old bag. I have to say, though: It IS rather amusing to watch you imitating a vegetable, Mummy.

  128. 128
    The Labour Party says:

    We love immigrants because their vast numbers are good for the economy and help British workers find jobs and affordable housing.

  129. 129
    nonce-watch says:

    Who cares?

  130. 130
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I flicked through it once, and it’s frankly a load of crap.

    I doubt anyone anywhere ever flicks through it twice.

  131. 131
    Golden Vagina says:

    Does Old Holborn smoke Drum?

  132. 132
    Tony Bliar says:

    I love immigrants because I can get a cheap nanny for Leo.

  133. 133
    Lady Margaret Fuckter says:

    I’m feeling a little leeky now, dear.

  134. 134
    JabbaTheCat says:


  135. 135
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Indeed – sad times at the BBC as the their favourite ‘democrat’ traverses the Styx to his well earned place in Hades – it’ll be the usual:

    Have Your Say Send In Your Thoughts

    reserved for lefties, in contrast with the:

    Have Your Say Send In Your Reactions

    that they use for non-lefties, e.g. President Reagan.

    Beeboid tossers!

  136. 136
    Socialist Dictators R Us says:

  137. 137
    Paul, The Psychic Octopus says:

    Old Holborn’s just some prat with access to a keyboard.

  138. 138
    Peter, The Psychic Octopus says:

    Old Holborn’s just some prat with access to a keyboard.

  139. 139
    Socialist Dictators R Us says:

    Errr. We need to look @ at own policy, regarding free-speech, before casting aspersions, I would suppose. YEAH?

  140. 140
    Let's kick Buckle off this blog says:

    This blog does NOT encourage free speech. It’s HILARIOUS.

  141. 141
    Hugo Chavez RIP says:

    A soldier for justice has died. RIP. The struggle continues.

  142. 142
    CuntBot says:

    It’s pathetic and rather too easy to ridicule.

  143. 143
    Has Maggie lost her Thatch yet? says:

    Is Thatcher dead yet? Well, if you get to enjoy Chavez dying, we should enjoy Maggie dying.

  144. 144
    My other car is a... says:

    The South Korean car manufacturer Kia has scrapped plans to call a forthcoming model ‘Provo’ in the UK…

    Apparently the exhaust note was to be voiced by an actor. So let’s have some fun, who can think of some politically correct/incorrect names of cars…

  145. 145
    Just rolling ciggie before thinking says:

    Honda d’Accord

  146. 146
    Ghost of Chavez says:

    bi bi

  147. 147
    Ghost of Chavez says:

    That’s the soldier that ensured that the country with the biggest natural resources second only to SAudi ARabia could not keep its street lights on.

    That Chavez?

    A soldier indeed

    You have obviously never been to Venezuela I can tell.

  148. 148
    Invisible Pope says:

    Jensen Contracepter

  149. 149
    Dredding the future says:

    Is that you, Taff? Turn this up to 12…

  150. 150
    The wizz says:

    No that was strong Government. You all wanted it and got it, but it was too hot in the kitchen and so the wets bttled. At least she put the Country first, unlike the Blair/Brown conspiracy.

  151. 151
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wished Hugo well.

  152. 152
    King Arthur says:

    There is a League of Champions? How long has this been going on?

  153. 153
    I enjoy the occasional Morris says:

    Morris a Minor

  154. 154
    Bill Quango mp says:

    The Vauxhall Yvette

  155. 155
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white says:

  156. 156
    Anyone says:

    Is Anyone really alive?
    Anyone can be Old Hobo. Anyone.

  157. 157
    Ed Balls says:

    *sob*great,great man*sob*

    I wonder if anyone could possibly fill his recently departed shoes?*sob*

    More lasagne anyone ?

  158. 158
    The Sun says:

    45 minutes away from finally learning the truth

  159. 159
    Democracy? says:

    That’ll be the guy who launched a coup d’etat in 1992.

  160. 160

    I thought that avoiding paying tax was ok, and that it was only evading that was not allowed.
    I am happy to spend time dashing out for tax free coffee with all my friends in town because I think it is legal.

  161. 161
    Sad Basket says:

    Honda Jizz
    Ford Mundane
    Toyota Arse
    Hyundai Handjob
    Seat Dago
    Mahindra Ghandi
    LandRover 4 by 4 by fuck

  162. 162
    It's too late now, we're back! says:

  163. 163
    Andy Burnham says:

    We need the NHS cancer treatment to be as good as Cuba’s….look how well Chavez is doing…er…wait a mo’…

  164. 164
    16 valves says:

    Rover, Nightly.

  165. 165
    The NHS under Labour says:

    I’d celebrate if Patricia Hewitt died. She was health secretary during the first two years of the Stafford scandal. Now she’s making lots of money from her various consultancy roles. I hope she dies of cancer.

  166. 166
    Casual Observer says:

    Average house price data for 2012 Q4 published soon.

    In the mean time, this is what has been happening to average real UK house prices according to Nationwide…

    220000 ++---------+----------+----------+----------+----------+---------++
           +   **A*   +          +          +    UK Real House Prices **A*** +
           |**A    A                                                         |
    210000 A+       **                                                      ++
           |          A                                                      |
           |           *                                                     |
    200000 ++           *                                                   ++
           |             A                                                   |
           |               *                                                 |
           |               *                                                 |
    190000 ++               *                                               ++
           |                A                                                |
           |                  *      **A*A**A**A**A                          |
    180000 ++                 *                    *                        ++
           |                  A*  **A               A                        |
           |                    *A                   ** **A**A               |
    170000 ++                                          A      *             ++
           |                                                   A**A**A*      |
           +          +          +          +          +          +    *A    +
    160000 ++---------+----------+----------+----------+----------+---------++
         2007       2008       2009       2010       2011       2012       2013  

    In 2012 Q3, real house prices had declined by 24.15% since 2007 Q3 (5 Years), 4.39% since 2011 Q3 (1 Year) and 0.98% since 2012 Q2.

    Anyone who purchased in 2007 is likely looking at serious negative equity now.

    Incidentally, a 25% loss in value will require a 33% rise in order to get back to flat, ignoring inflation.

  167. 167
    Skims through it all and ends up right here says:

    You rely on Google for your comments. That’s why I laugh at you : )

  168. 168
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t tell the Daily Mail or the Sun then – they daren’t out all the common perpetraitors in our midst in every town hall in every police farce in every nook and cranny where the creeps exist – the DM & S only want to mention CP in connection with their rights V leveson – never mind the freedom of expression of the British Public eh?

  169. 169
    Socialist Dictators R Us says:

  170. 170
    Casual Observer says:

    And then brutally crushed all opposition and persecuted most sections of the press who tried to carry the news of the opposition.

    What OJ doesn’t get, but the Venezuelan’s are finding out right now to much personal pain is how the socialist utopia down there was paid for.

    Digging into the figures, and what the last government got up to is more shocking that looking at what Labour did in the UK.

  171. 171
    nice Tune says:

    Equally, you shouldn’t moderate folks because they have a higher IQ than you.

  172. 172
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Behind the secret court stuff is a move to protect all the criminal erring MP’s from all 3 major parties who have been caught out and the move also is to hide all the legal fraternity from being prosecuted for their crimes against the British public.

    They set the courts up to protect themselves – IT AINT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE.

  173. 173
    Casual Observer says:

    Surely inanition, slowly with reduced provision of water would be more fitting.

  174. 174
    Amusing reference to people who post here says:

    Suzuki Jimmy (left hand drive)

  175. 175
    keredybretsae says:

    Ford Pocus

  176. 176
    Red team vs Blue Team says:

  177. 177
    How to spot a lunatic administration 101 says:

    Carackers claim Chavezs cancer was the fault f America.

  178. 178
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Notice how the windmill loving freaks are scraping the barrel – they have an army of nutters running around getting letters and article in the msm stating of windmills

    ” … but theyr’e nice looking …”

    How desperate are the freaks and their dupes – the fecking things produce feck all electricity … but hey they look nice … DOHHHHH!!!

  179. 179
    Winky says:

    Datsun Isthewronghole

  180. 180
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What about Ordinto Investments a vehicle used for decades out of the Caymans Rupee?

  181. 181
    Too far and way too fast says:

    The European Union is a wonderful thing don’t you think?

  182. 182
    Stating the obvious says:

    Chavez cerainly enrinched himself on the back of his people over the years, what possible connection could he have had with Denis McShane ??

  183. 183
    Cracker says:

    No not at all, just too many cigs.

    Rest in Piss.

  184. 184
    My home is my castle says:

    Trouble is that house prices were going bananas from the late nineties — half the problem now is that a correction should have happened as early as 2004-2005. If it had happened then, it would have been painful — I would say that prices now are up to 100 per cent what they should be. Government held down interest rates to protect mortgage holders for ten plus years, but the bubble must burst — fatally rather than painfully, the question is when, not if… PS was one of the reasons for mass immigration to keep demand for housing stock high?

  185. 185

    Great day – Chavez dies, Ferguson loses the plot over a sending off, and the Rags are kicked out of the European Cup

  186. 186
    Blowing Whistles says:

    See comment I made above about the ‘silence’ of the D Mail / Sun on the CreePs (CP / CreePs geddit!)

  187. 187
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stick to yer knitting you ignorant old bint.

  188. 188

    I am sure he was a lovely man in many ways – his people seemed to love him

  189. 189
    Stating the obvious says:

    Who gives a fuck about “house prices” ? Have you learned nothing over the past few years ? House prices are bollox and no more a sign of your wealth than a steaming pile of shite. Let me explain for your idiotic mind, when your house goes up in value, so does everyone elses, now can you work out what that actually means ?????

  190. 190
    Docter It says:

    Sunbeam Souttamebatum Mk11 V6 with stainless exhaust pipes

  191. 191
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The “City of London Corporation” is actually an entity of its own – it is basically the centre of the worlds money laundering. The ruse is to ‘make(the public)believe’ that it works for them the public when it does not.

  192. 192
    Doctor It says:

    Boring and pointless.

  193. 193
    Doctor It says:

    Try not to post tomorrow, Steve.


  194. 194
    Twist in the Tail says:

  195. 195
    E w a n m e says:

    Now, THAT would be a treat !!!!

  196. 196
    Casual Observer says:

    Those with a mortgage tied to one purchased near the high will care somewhat, as they are now caught in a negative equity trap.

    The house price increase was a reflection of debt being accumulated not wealth being created. It was also showing where inflation at the time was being hidden in the economy, and also laid bare the credit bubble which was forcing many assets at the time up.

    Now, my idiotic mind actually knew all of that at the time, which is why I did not bother to get involved with it preferring Gold and for a time equities.

    As this credit bubble deflates, which it is doing now, do you know what is going to happen next ?

  197. 197
    Socialist Dictators R Us says:

  198. 198
    Not the MSM says:

  199. 199
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Did Alistaire in the Soup leak the Hutton report to Trevor Kanavalaugh at the British public?

    Funny how no one persued the leaker of the report [unlike the man in the woods] – rather conveniently eh Trevor?

  200. 200
    Connect 4 says:

    Honour amongst thieves?

  201. 201
    Sir Alex Ferguson says:

    God willing, that cancerous colon will do for him before dawn (GMT).

  202. 202
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Her pathetic husband of a judge might issue you a writ for that comment!!!

  203. 203
    You knew this was coming, yeah? says:

  204. 204
    Just asking says:

    I wonder what she’ll post when Margret Thatcher passes away?

  205. 205
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Mark Thatcher and Jeffrey Archer are two other examples of thieving knuts.

  206. 206
    Casual Observer says:

    I think the reason the UK welcomed migrants were more for the following reasons:

    i) Ideology at the time (collectivist multikulti)
    ii) Cementing relationships with certain foreign countries
    iii) Increasing the tax base
    – Pensions and other unfunded state liabilities are the big elephant in the room, and the demographic projections as baby boomer generation retired were pointing to national insolvency
    iv) Helping to reduce the cost of certain sections of the labor force through competition.

    There may have also been desire to use the increase of migrants as reason to expand the size of government as well under the Labour administration.

    Agree with you fully. Greenspan triggered the credit bubble with low Fed rates, and similar happened in Europe when the Euro was forged. Brown’s ‘light touch’ regulation introduced in 1997 sealed the deal. It is from about that time that the requirements for lending went out the window and things started getting silly.

    Would have been better for correction in 2000/2001 when the mini recession occurred as dot com boom ended, but alas that didn’t happen.

  207. 207
    Read Guido’s Column in The Sun Today? says:

    Buy me because, if you don’t, nothing will change.

  208. 208
    Chevy Chase says:

    In Spanish-language countries, General Motors couldn’t sell Chevrolet Novas– “chevy no va.”

    True story. Not a terribly funny one, but true. Sort of like my films– they weren’t terribly funny either, though the word “terrible” would arise from time to time in many reviews.

  209. 209
  210. 210
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Melanie Phillips in on QT this week.

    Gawd help us from that old duplicitous bat – do clock a copy of her duplicitous bilge in the D Mail of Mon 25th Feb – for some future references. Her days of spinning bull5hit are nearing an end.

  211. 211
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    Huge reefer. Mushy peas. Horse bubbling nicely.

  212. 212
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    Can’t be arsed to read her shite. QT still worth a watch, I suppose.

  213. 213
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    Why is Phil Collins dressed as a goblin?

  214. 214
    Phil Collins says:

    Why are you dressed as The Marmite Monster, you fat slag?

  215. 215
    Reliant on u not Robin me of my ID says:

    Jus give me back wot is rightfully mine , u old loser .

    Thanks ; )

  216. 216
    Jokes says:

    They’re all caracas in Venezuela.

  217. 217
    Casual Observer says:

    Lots of attention is directed towards Golden Dawn, but it is Syriza who have been much more direct and aggressive:

    Syriza, the extreme left, are gaining in popularity over New Democracy, Pasok are all but dead in the water now following austerity.

    What can be seen unfolding in Greece now is a ‘strategy of tension’. The far right are being blamed, but on closer inspection it is the state acting directly against its own people, but blaming the right in some cases:



    The military will support whichever party are most in line with their interests, and have stated they will not get involved with any insurrection.


    Note in the above video’s the Turkish flag was being burned, as well as the EU flag.

    The humiliation of the Greco-Turkish war (1919-1922) is being re-propagandized at present.

    That is not a healthy development.

    Especially as Greece and Turkey are in direct competition at present over securing production rights on the recently discovered (2010) East Med oil and gas reserves.

  218. 218
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Presumably the entire Labour Red Flag waving organisation and all their supporters will be sharing the wealth with the people of Rochdale, Blackburn etc in the interest of solidarity.

  219. 219
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    My Dad went in for a day appointment and three months later died of C Diff. They did everything they could to deny he was suffering from C Diff, until we got his test results through a nurse in the family and told them ourselves he had C Diff. Then, only then did they isolate him. His death certificate does not mention C Diff.

    In January my Mum died. She had cancer, The hospital gave her a drug that caused her legs to go black through burst blood vessels. They said it was to stop her fitting, She was also on steroids that would stop her fitting. This drug was unnecessary. She didn’t die of cancer, she had an heart attack. On her death certificate the doctor put cancer.

    I hate the NHS. To me it is the most damaging aspect of British Life.

  220. 220

    liechtenstein here! oh boo hoo i never get a mention when it comes to the vagaries of ever so slightly obtuse financial meanderings.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    mini savile

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    and the more upmarket model… the boris minor

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    mercedes diana

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    bentley plod

  225. 225
    Bolog Nayse says:

    Unions only look after Unions interests, get it right.

  226. 226
    Bolog Nayse says:

    Squatting, benefit demanding, Roma.

  227. 227
    Bolog Nayse says:

    The more tax paid by companies, the higher the end user cost of the products they supply. What the idiotic ‘stigmatise tax avoidance’ crowd are basically asking for, is higher prices for end users, ie: themselves.

  228. 228
    albacore says:

    With Cameron’s backing, what could he be lacking?
    Catastrophic cockups ain’t no cause for sacking
    He reckons that you learn by first making messes
    Two peas in a pod, his and Dave’s thought processes

  229. 229
    Bolog Nayse says:

    Where did the ‘too big to fail’ mantra come from and why were the banks, who were too stupid and reckless to manage their affairs correctly, rewarded by the state for their mismanagement? Step forward corporatism and take a bow, along with it’s biggest friend, Gordon Brown.

  230. 230
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    It may have been Turks and Cypriots – but at least the vast majority of them integrated and did something useful and helpful to the country, like you mentioned, opened “their stores”, rather than squat and did bugger all except wander along to collect the giro like those who shall remain purdahed.

  231. 231
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Off Beachy Head would (a) provide us with some decent entertainment and (b) be more effective. Any suggestions as to whom we should start with? Can somebody please call a Hackney Cab for our first “volunteer”.

  232. 232
    Matilda says:

    Are you a raging leftie Cockney? We all agree there is a lot wrong wiv this “stite” of Ingerland what we ‘ad ‘oped Camerloon would ‘of’ at least attempted to fix. Silly us.

  233. 233
    Matilda says:

    Oi missus, ‘avin’ a touch of the ‘vapours’ went out wiv Oscar Wilde-Thynge.

  234. 234
    Matilda says:

    You forgot Mugabe.

  235. 235
    Oh do Fvck Off Abbot! says:

    you scvmbag Abbot! Go rot in hell with your scvmbag chum Chavez!

  236. 236
    The left accept no other view but their own says:

    Actually that’s a good point…the Guardianistas(inc BBC) are already in “Evita” mode(without seeing the irony of THAT) and almost on the brink of demanding full state mourning and decrying any perosn who they term “right wing scum” for daring to challenge Chavez’s deeds and memory and accusing them of being “unfeeling bastards” yet they see no contradiction in terms by rejoicing in the future death of Thatcher….but then again that socialists for you

  237. 237
    Owen Jones says:

    WWE mourns the loss of legendary manager Paul Bearer (William Moody), who passed away Tuesday evening.

  238. 238
    Owin Jones says:

    This is a wonderful video tribute looking back at the amazing career of Paul Bearer … – Man it made me tear up :’

  239. 239
    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Oh that caring bbc, how they care about refugees, how they care about the poor in the third world, how they care about the folk in privately run old peoples homes, how they care about those on the dole receiving free money, how they care about asylum seekers getting all they need, how they care about the families of illegals. But they don’t care about the deaths in the NHS because that would be to admit something is rotten on the sacred golden territory of socialism.

    How long ago was the deaths at Mid Staffs talked about on this site alone? How many investigations has the caring bbc done into it?

  240. 240
    Village Idiot says:

    No path thru’ her “thicket”,if i,ve understood properly!!!!

  241. 241
    Village Idiot says:

    17billion for a bit of “twin and earth” cable,,seems a little steep!!!!

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  243. 243
    Owin Jones says:

    How the fuck is it March already.

  244. 244
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I wonder how long I can last without ageing any more, dear.

    Yes, Hugo was a wonderful man who often sent me food parcels. Totally inedible they were but it is the thought that counts.

  245. 245
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Don’t you ever get any sleep, dear?

  246. 246
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    What exactly do you blow, dear?

  247. 247
    Owin Jones says:

    bbc qt is in Dover tomorrow. Panel: Diane James (#UKIP), Stephen Twigg (Labour – Education), Bob Crow (RMT), Melanie Phillips (Daily Mail).

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder how much less keen folks are to bare their soul to Greedo, now that he apparently sells the stories elsewhere.

  249. 249
    Raving Loon says:

    Who morns a tyrant?

  250. 250
    the impartial observer says:

    Very off topic, of course, but a quick glance at the Media Reader panel opposite gave me “SamCams’ Red Nose Day WG | BBC”
    For a moment there, I was convinced she’d found some useful employment.

  251. 251
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Because February has finished you dickhead.

  252. 252
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    And just what do you do for a living?

  253. 253
    the impartial observer says:

    Pimp whores. Why?

  254. 254
    Raving Loon says:

    Something happened…like shutting down media outlets that disagreed with him?

  255. 255
    I don't go left or right, or backward says:

    Stone the Crows me old mucker! Hope he’s calling for more overtime pay, we can hold everyone to ransom.

  256. 256
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    I think that there is a reason why many people (myself included) fear and avoid hospitals. The odds of getting an excellent hospital, with an excellent Doctor, with excellent support staff – are not good enough. If one of those drops the ball – you’re stuffed.

    Unfortunately, the NHS ‘Invisibility Cloak’ is draped around all of its failures, and it is allowed to continually promote itself as some kind of modern, caring, efficient, super organisation.

    The way a hospital runs its car park says it all really doesnt it…. They see their customers (us) as cash-cows. We pay the bills to keep them all in work…

  257. 257

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