March 1st, 2013

Lord Rennard Mistaken Identity

It’s uncanny…

Via @NewsBiscuit

46 Comments

  1. 1
    StevieBC says:

    How very dare you taint the image of our beloved ‘Brian’… ;)

    • 22
      Pedant says:

      Has Peter lost weight?

    • 32
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Brian is the dog.

    • 40
      Serth MacFarlanes tribute to Lord Rennard says:

      I touched your boobs

      • 45
        left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird! says:

        well a bird bird bird
        bird is the word
        i said a bird bird bird
        bird is the word!

        …………………./´¯/)
        ………………..,/¯../
        ………………./…./
        …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`•¸
        ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
        ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
        ………\……………..’…../
        ……….”…\………. _.•´
        …………\…………..(
        …………..\………….\…

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    At least you hat-tipped this one ;) ( see Farage Video) .

    • 23
      • 25
        Pedant says:

        Eastleigh reprised

      • 46
        left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird! says:

        …………………./´¯/)
        ………………..,/¯../
        ………………./…./
        …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`•¸
        ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
        ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
        ………\……………..’…../
        ……….”…\………. _.•´
        …………\…………..(
        …………..\………….\…

        i said bird bird bird
        bird is the word
        coz bird bird bird
        bird is the word

  3. 3
    Hutchings hamster says:

    Surely the one on the right is Piggy Pickles before he lost his hair?

  4. 4
    StevieBC says:

    Oops…How very dare you taint the image of our beloved ‘Peter’…

  5. 5
    The One The Only TaT, Gambling Demon Extraordinaire says:

    I will win the Conservatives the next election for a flat out upfront fee of 2 million in Gold Bullion.

    • 15
      rebekah aka nellnewman says:

      Sorry we don’t have any left gordon sold it all for a pittance to gad dafi.

      • 29
        The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

        Go speak. One. S. berlusconi

        He s. still got plenty off wonga and it s mostly offshore .

        He gets. Mp s to switch sides in. Italy all the time

        The last one according to court records was paid three. Million two of which were. Under th counter in a trunk full of. Notes .

        Suit you. Sir ???

  6. 6
    A casual observer says:

    Which one’s Chris?

  7. 7
    Lord Stansted says:

    Fat owl of the not Removed – yet!

  8. 8
    Bread & Butter please with jam on it please. says:

    “There are some policy lessons to be drawn. Oddly enough, I have to say I don’t think Europe is the issue… I would like us to do far more to focus on the bread and butter issue of cost of living. I think living standards are declining.
    “We talk about only a protest vote, one of the reasons why people feel inclined to protest is because they are hurting in their pocket. What is it that’s happened that’s allowed us to go on this long retreat, this long march of defeat?” D. Carswell.

    • 37
      A View from the Solent says:

      The Hon Gentleman’s question should be addressed to the former Prime Minister.

  9. 9
    alexei says:

    What a relief,I thought they’d got the wrong man!

  10. 10
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Bond bubble is about to burst.

    Get out of bonds now before you’re left with a pile of junk.

  11. 14
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I think he must be brother to that NHS Nicholson chap they have the same smug self-satisfied expression that says ‘I can do what I like and you can’t touch me’.

    I do hope they’re wrong.

  12. 17
    Nice Clegg says:

    Giggidy.

  13. 19
    Tom Watson MP says:

    A Peter Griffin “totally looks like,” yeah?

    This, from Guido, who could get stopped by plod, based on a description of Rennard:

    “Attention all cars, suspect is a white male approximately fifty, dark hair, rotund build, wearing specs…” !!!

    (Although, in fairness, so could I…)

  14. 20
    Anonymous says:

    What a total prick

  15. 21
    Lord Gnome says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, eh Guido ?

  16. 24
    MacGuffin says:

    It is simply astonishing that this man thought that another human being would consent to sex with him.

    • 43
      the impartial observer says:

      Well, no. He consents with himself on a daily basis. It’s more the companionship he’s looking for.

  17. 28
    Sniper says:

    Fumbly Guy.

  18. 31
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Lord. Rentokil

    Looks like type 2. Diabetes walking

  19. 34
    JM Evans says:

    Griffin might be a bit more honest

    • 35
      A BBC Weather presenter says:

      …. and a bit more intelligent.

      • 44
        the impartial observer says:

        And, of course, Griffin’s got Lois. Reynard’s never had Peter’s success with women. The noble one’s been channelling Quagmire.

  20. 38
    Man from middle earth says:

    The Fat Owl still snaffling the Tarts….

  21. 41
    tito says:

    you could work for private eye…

  22. 42
    The Lord Humungus says:

    Sex case, sex case… Hang him, hang him, hang him .

    (In the style of Mcvicar)


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