Friday Caption Contest: LibDem Celebrations Edition
Obama Counsel Knew of IRS Claims Weeks Ago | WSJ
Bunga Bunga Trial: Dancing Girls, Nuns, Nurses & Obama | Reuters
Dave Must Learn From Conan the Barbarian | James Kirkup
Tory Infighting Will Let Miliband In | The Commentator
Real Swivel-Eyed Loons Are in Number Ten | Telegraph
Bozier Accepts Caution | Political Scrapbook
Getting to Know U-KIP | ConservativeHome
Farage Telegraph Advert | Political Scrapbook
Cameron’s Leadership in Trouble | Tim Montgomerie
Tories Need to Behave Like a Governing Party | Lord Ashcroft
Dave’s Mates Do Hate the Grassroots | Melissa Kite
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Send them up they are my Nieces
Not a caption but
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100204772/eastleigh-by-election-ukip-has-humiliated-cameron-the-tories-must-return-to-core-principles-to-win-in-2015/
LibDems SexPestering Here!
i am not sure that the ladies in this picture need to be swept up in this tirade of guy smut blog
you sort of end up looking worse than rennard
you dirty boys
Ah Mary, we are but sniggering stupidly to ourselves in the privacy of Guido’s haven on the web. However puerile we are we’re nowhere near as bad as Lord Randy of Polling Place with his hands on approach to candidate selection – perchance you are a LibDem who wants any mention of Lord Randy’s peccadiloes to be forgotten, just like Nick “I see no ships” Clegg forgot.
Her elbows are partially covering them up a bit, but the girl on the left has absolutely massive norks.
Now we have an election coming up girls I’ll show you how to maximise the poll and spunk all over our opponents.
“So, come on girls. Who’s up for climbing the greasy pole?”
NOW! Who’s first!
this is a local party for local people.
Curiously similar look to that of Cyril Smith. Is this a mere coincidence?
No, This is girls/women, Smith was boys, other appearances remain the same.
Take two bottle blondes into the shower?
Rennard. Because you’re worth it!
Fox’s classier bints.
+1.
neat
+1 Revenge served glacier cold.
I just like to Fuck and Go!
Fancy a top up girls…
If you find it, UKIP it!
Note that, even when flanked on the left and the right, I am neither on the left nor on the right. That’s what being a LibDem means…
Two future LibDem MPs with their master
Piggy in the middle.
Here’s a pair I groped earlier
It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.
Look at my bulge
It’s bigger than Becks’s
You don’t get champagne from me when there are no cameras. You just get a sham, and pain…
A bird in each hand, but I’d still rather take one in the bush…
Bottoms up, Ladies !
“Which one of you lucky ladies will be opening the zip tonight?”
‘Drink up ladies & if u let me touch your knee I’ll get you a nice safe seat to stand for.’ Says Lib Dem Lord of Kneedsome
Just another prick by the wall.
Got that right!
“I’m sure Nick will be able to explain this one away”
Not looking at my crotch, ladies?
….I’m afwaid I was vewwy ..vewwy dwunk!
“Winning Here!”
Not more knob jokes please.
all the highballs on me.
I’m pretty sick of your spiteful and exploitative abuse over this. It’s not a crime to be lecherous or to make passes at women.
I think you’re way past any decent standard of behaviour and in extremely bad taste.
I think I’ll cancel my subscription.
Ta ta then.
Who wants to vote for me?
“He’s much nicer looking than Saville”
“Ok, one of you two lucky ladies jump on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up ”
Ooh my Lord is it an Election or are you just pleased to see me?
“Bottoms up!”
Buy one get one free
One at a time, or both together? Make your minds up.
This used to be my safe seat !
Exceptional full shirt on the left. Anyone know who she is?
One of Berlusconi’s retreads Tonio.
I may look like Cyril Smith, but I prefer the ladies…
Wanna be LibDem candidates? I’ll be your mentor.
Tormentor surely!
I can see from these two urine samples that neither of you ladies have thrush, shall we head off to my room?
Rennard was quite satisfied with the evening, even though his personal best was five.
Leave your drinks, you’ve pulled!
You look like a pair of safe seats.
“Which one of you two wants to come to my hotel room and get a big meaty promotion?”
Let’s take these upstairs.
Even though it was only 9pm, Chris instinctively felt it was time to pop his blue pill.
“Is that a gun in your pocket Mr Rennard”
“No it’s your parlimantary majority”
Do either of you two lovelies fancy a yellow spunktrrumpet for dessert?
Let’s talk membership
It should have been MEEEEEEE
Piers Fletcher-Dervish unwisely leaves his researchers in the hands of Alan B’ennard
People in need of a pair of glasses.
Can any of you girls see my Prick?
No but there is one in the chair.
Anyone for a ‘slippery nipple’ and some ‘sex on the beach’?
“Whoa-ho! ‘Trouser tent’!”
Now toot! on my flute.
Rennard caught examining stolen urine samples!
fancy a kipper tie gurls?
You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.
Girls have their wine goggles on
Rosé coloured.
Lassies raise their glasses – before lifting their asses
But in the morning, without the beer goggles, he realised he’d done Sarah Teather and Vikki Pryce.
Thought there was only one Rinka?
Shut your legs, your breath smells
rennard fingers a couple of glasses
If I can’t touch your ass let me touch your glass.
Randy Rennard takes the piss out of aspiring lib dem candidates.
Who’d like to tie a yellow campaign ribbon round my old oak tree ?
Have you met Roy Hip-Knowle?
Two novices celebrating mass.
Oh – I geddit…
‘Mass’ = big fat chap.
Ok, hands where we can see them… and say cheese!
For all those classmates of mine, back in my school days, who took the mickey out of me for being a fat bespectacled buffoon– let’s see the birds YOU attract, eh? Fuck you very much, lads! Yarooh!
Rennard’s unorthodox touch does it again for LibDems
I think what the party needs is a new Cyril Smith….
“Ohhh … fondling your tulips does feel good …!”
“Don’t fancy yours’ much”
“Come on ladies come on ladies 500 pound Libdem kiss…”
“Right then Ladies, who wants to come first amongst your Peer Group?”
He isn’t the first Lib Dem to lose his deposit.
No wonder he is on the ratch. Have you seen his wife
Aspiwing Lib Dem candidates pwepare for their first ewection.
Zip me up before you go go.
Rennard’s double whammy …
Whining about the selection process.
Ladies you will come to appreciate that I am a very “hands on” boss..
And you’ve used this photo without permission!
Don’t worry, Lord Rockhard is very comfortable with taking liberties.
It all held up well in the teeth of stiff opposition.
R: I’d like to get in your pants
Girls: No way, fatty, there’s one arsehole in there already
I’m in my element as vice-president of the LGA.
Chris: Not another time. A chap needs a rest.
Oh! OK then.
So.. the chinese minister asked me “when you have election?” and I replied “everly morning…” haha did you get it girls? everly morning… oh well..anyway who’s for a game of guess what i’ve got in my pocket?
Can you smell fish???
All aboard the Skylark
Perves Я Us campaign manager celebrates a stunning conquest with his gropies.
Let me explain my bi-erection strategy.
Plenty of room for two little ones on top!
Lib Dems wining here.
And whining later
Photo Competition Result.
First Place: ‘The Invisible Man’ taken by Nick Clegg aged 43.
Randy Rennard liked to touch Libdem ladies every day
and now they’ve blown the whistle the fuzz will take the git away,
he’ll languish in a prison without a bleeding hope,
Randy Rennard just beware
you don’t drop the blasted soap.
Take 2… Lib Dem ladies, as they celebrate getting a safe seat at the pub
“Anyone for a fat one dans ma chambre ladies?
“I didn’t have sex with these women”
I was only showing them how to handle a fellow male member.
Time to climb the greasy pole. LOL!
Here’s what you would have won…
I hope he fancies me.
They said it was about time to draw the line.
I did on the wall behind me.
Police campaign launch to warn Women about leaving their drinks unattended naer strangers
You bastard, why does that always happen to me? (See below)
First it’s their glasses, then their asses!!
‘Glass of Dr Skinbacks Horn Cocktail, for all the wimmen!’
CorrEction
Dr Skinback’s horn provoker
Makes your knob as stiff as a poker
Follow the yellow brick tie
“LibDems unveil General Election ‘Dream Team’”
The Lib Dem’s European policy is to shoot Great Danes.
Look into my eyes not around the eyes look into the eyes and not at my hands spiking their drinks
Chris auditions for his tiny part in Heylittledick.com “bath Surprise”
http://www.heylittledick.com/preview.php?p=9
Hey, he gets the part!
Rennard caught on camera slipping the girls a “roofy” they won’t remember a thing in the morning, but they will have sore bottoms!
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Lord Rennard celebrates Roofy Hour.
“any chance of getting into your knickers tonight ladies?”
“sorry Lord Rennard there is only room for one c**t down there”
You lovely ladies are handling two of my flutes, might I offer you a third?
Not long until the Rohypnol kicks in. Then the winning candidate’s celebrations will really get underway. Bottoms up girls!!!
Rennardon predicts a “double dip”
I must say that those women look appalled by his behaviour
So you want to be Lim Dem activists?
Well , Zzzzzzzip Get active
Rennard opens his legs and shows his class.
Well Ladies
“Let’s get ready to Fumble !”
I had them at “hello”.
If you come to my room, I’ll show you my “exit pole”
Lib Dem Sex pests take advantage
of some drunk bloke
Watch the birdie girls, while I spike the drinks.
The chapettes in this grotesque picture do not seem over “uncomfortable ” …
“Is that all the pair of you could manage? Try turning the tap on…”
If you want a yellow rosette, first you have to have a golden shower.
‘Here’s to the Beastly Erection……..I mean Eastleigh Election !’
Rennard: ‘It’s okay girls, everyone knows I’m gay.’
“Did you put the poison in his glass?”
“Yes.”
These girls are great at holding their liquor!
I’ll have the one in red.
Unless the one in green swallows.
It has to be admitted, the two women there are very attractive.
I may have to consider droppign UKIP and start getting into libdem circles.