March 1st, 2013

Friday Caption Contest: LibDem Celebrations Edition


158 Comments

  1. 1
    Message to Reception says:

    Send them up they are my Nieces

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  2. 2
    SP4BS says:

    this is a local party for local people.

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  3. 3
    metaltrack says:

    Take two bottle blondes into the shower?

    Rennard. Because you’re worth it!

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  4. 4
    medici2471 says:

    Fancy a top up girls…

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  5. 5
    Guidders says:

    If you find it, UKIP it!

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  6. 6
    johnwardmedway says:

    Note that, even when flanked on the left and the right, I am neither on the left nor on the right. That’s what being a LibDem means…

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  7. 7
    Lady Gaga's ass says:

    Two future LibDem MPs with their master

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  8. 8
    Ellis says:

    Piggy in the middle.

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  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s a pair I groped earlier

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  10. 10
    Paniagua Dos says:

    It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.

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  11. 11
    Lord Groper VC and Bar says:

    Look at my bulge

    It’s bigger than Becks’s

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  12. 12
    johnwardmedway says:

    You don’t get champagne from me when there are no cameras. You just get a sham, and pain…

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  13. 13
    Oh for gawds sake... says:

    A bird in each hand, but I’d still rather take one in the bush…

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  14. 14
    Ma­qboul says:

    Bottoms up, Ladies !

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  15. 15
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    “Which one of you lucky ladies will be opening the zip tonight?”

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  16. 16
    stoleninnocence2012 says:

    ‘Drink up ladies & if u let me touch your knee I’ll get you a nice safe seat to stand for.’ Says Lib Dem Lord of Kneedsome

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  17. 17
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Just another prick by the wall.

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  18. 18
    Tony says:

    “I’m sure Nick will be able to explain this one away”

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  19. 19
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    Not looking at my crotch, ladies?

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  20. 20
    Lord Rennard says:

    ….I’m afwaid I was vewwy ..vewwy dwunk!

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  21. 21

    “Winning Here!”

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  22. 22
    Lord Everard says:

    Not more knob jokes please.

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  23. 23
    Peter Reynolds says:

    I’m pretty sick of your spiteful and exploitative abuse over this. It’s not a crime to be lecherous or to make passes at women.

    I think you’re way past any decent standard of behaviour and in extremely bad taste.

    I think I’ll cancel my subscription.

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  24. 24
    The Electorate says:

    Who wants to vote for me?

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  25. 25
    Hang The B@stards says:

    “He’s much nicer looking than Saville”

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  26. 26
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    “Ok, one of you two lucky ladies jump on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up ” :)

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  27. 27
    A daft bint says:

    Ooh my Lord is it an Election or are you just pleased to see me?

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  28. 28

    “Bottoms up!”

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  29. 29
    Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

    One at a time, or both together? Make your minds up.

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  30. 30
    Martin says:

    This used to be my safe seat !

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  31. 31
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Exceptional full shirt on the left. Anyone know who she is?

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  32. 32
    Road_Hog says:

    I may look like Cyril Smith, but I prefer the ladies…

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  33. 33
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Wanna be LibDem candidates? I’ll be your mentor.

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  34. 34
    Lord Rennard says:

    I can see from these two urine samples that neither of you ladies have thrush, shall we head off to my room?

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  35. 35

    Rennard was quite satisfied with the evening, even though his personal best was five.

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  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    Leave your drinks, you’ve pulled!

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  37. 37
    maria no-mates says:

    You look like a pair of safe seats.

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  38. 39
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    “Which one of you two wants to come to my hotel room and get a big meaty promotion?”

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  39. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s take these upstairs.

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  40. 41

    Even though it was only 9pm, Chris instinctively felt it was time to pop his blue pill.

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  41. 42
    Dial M says:

    “Is that a gun in your pocket Mr Rennard”

    “No it’s your parlimantary majority”

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  42. 43
    Lord Rennard says:

    Do either of you two lovelies fancy a yellow spunktrrumpet for dessert?

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  43. 44
    Dick the Prick says:

    Let’s talk membership

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  44. 45
    Sara Teather MP For Watership down says:

    It should have been MEEEEEEE

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  45. 46

    Piers Fletcher-Dervish unwisely leaves his researchers in the hands of Alan B’ennard

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  46. 47
    old SHEP says:

    People in need of a pair of glasses.

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  47. 48
    S.B.S. says:

    Can any of you girls see my Prick?
    No but there is one in the chair.

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  48. 49

    Anyone for a ‘slippery nipple’ and some ‘sex on the beach’?

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  49. 50
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Whoa-ho! ‘Trouser tent’!”

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  50. 51
    old SHEP says:

    Now toot! on my flute.

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  51. 52
    D'Jango says:

    Rennard caught examining stolen urine samples!

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  52. 53
    the shansslur of thexschekker says:

    fancy a kipper tie gurls?

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  53. 54
    Lord Renardd (double-dose) says:

    You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

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  54. 56
    Steve Miliband says:

    Girls have their wine goggles on

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  55. 59
    A schoolboy says:

    Lassies raise their glasses – before lifting their asses

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  56. 60

    But in the morning, without the beer goggles, he realised he’d done Sarah Teather and Vikki Pryce.

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  57. 61
    Fishy says:

    Shut your legs, your breath smells

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  58. 62
    ha ha ha says:

    rennard fingers a couple of glasses

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  59. 63
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    If I can’t touch your ass let me touch your glass.

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  60. 64
    pissed off voter says:

    Randy Rennard takes the piss out of aspiring lib dem candidates.

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  61. 66

    Who’d like to tie a yellow campaign ribbon round my old oak tree ?

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  62. 67
    Steve Miliband says:

    Have you met Roy Hip-Knowle?

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  63. 68
    A Catholic says:

    Two novices celebrating mass.

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  64. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Ok, hands where we can see them… and say cheese!

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  65. 70
    B!lly Bunter, afterwards Lord Rennard of Stiff'un, says:

    For all those classmates of mine, back in my school days, who took the mickey out of me for being a fat bespectacled buffoon– let’s see the birds YOU attract, eh? Fuck you very much, lads! Yarooh!

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  66. 71
    Mike Law says:

    Rennard’s unorthodox touch does it again for LibDems

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  67. 72
    robsteadman says:

    I think what the party needs is a new Cyril Smith….

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  68. 73
    Dicktator says:

    “Ohhh … fondling your tulips does feel good …!”

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  69. 74
    William Norton says:

    “Don’t fancy yours’ much”

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  70. 76
    AntiLeftoid says:

    “Come on ladies come on ladies 500 pound Libdem kiss…”

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  71. 77
    Peter Grant says:

    “Right then Ladies, who wants to come first amongst your Peer Group?”

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  72. 79
    genghiz the kahn says:

    He isn’t the first Lib Dem to lose his deposit.

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  73. 80
    Geordieboy says:

    No wonder he is on the ratch. Have you seen his wife

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  74. 81
    pissed off voter says:

    Aspiwing Lib Dem candidates pwepare for their first ewection.

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  75. 82
    Geordieboy says:

    Zip me up before you go go.

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  76. 83
    pissed off voter says:

    Rennard’s double whammy …

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  77. 85
    Onegreatjohnny says:

    Whining about the selection process.

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  78. 86
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Ladies you will come to appreciate that I am a very “hands on” boss..

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  79. 87
    Anonymous says:

    And you’ve used this photo without permission!

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  80. 88
    Person from Porlock says:

    It all held up well in the teeth of stiff opposition.

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  81. 89
    Beastleigh says:

    R: I’d like to get in your pants
    Girls: No way, fatty, there’s one arsehole in there already

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  82. 90
    Chris the Vulpesterous says:

    I’m in my element as vice-president of the LGA.

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  83. 92
    Person from Porlock says:

    Chris: Not another time. A chap needs a rest.

    Oh! OK then.

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  84. 94
    AntiLeftoid says:

    So.. the chinese minister asked me “when you have election?” and I replied “everly morning…” haha did you get it girls? everly morning… oh well..anyway who’s for a game of guess what i’ve got in my pocket?

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  85. 95
    Old England says:

    Can you smell fish???

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  86. 96
    Ray says:

    All aboard the Skylark

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  87. 97
    Nick the Horsefly says:

    Perves Я Us campaign manager celebrates a stunning conquest with his gropies.

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  88. 98

    Let me explain my bi-erection strategy.

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  89. 101
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Plenty of room for two little ones on top!

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  90. 102
    A punster says:

    Lib Dems wining here.

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  91. 104
    Sunday Times says:

    Photo Competition Result.

    First Place: ‘The Invisible Man’ taken by Nick Clegg aged 43.

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  92. 105
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Randy Rennard liked to touch Libdem ladies every day
    and now they’ve blown the whistle the fuzz will take the git away,
    he’ll languish in a prison without a bleeding hope,
    Randy Rennard just beware
    you don’t drop the blasted soap.

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  93. 108
    #lustylibdem says:

    Take 2… Lib Dem ladies, as they celebrate getting a safe seat at the pub

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  94. 109
    vGOM says:

    “Anyone for a fat one dans ma chambre ladies?

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  95. 110
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    “I didn’t have sex with these women”

    I was only showing them how to handle a fellow male member.

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  96. 111
    GlibDem says:

    Time to climb the greasy pole. LOL!

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  97. 113
    M'Lard Rennord says:

    Here’s what you would have won…

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  98. 114
    Sally Berkow says:

    I hope he fancies me.

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  99. 115
    ah! monika says:

    They said it was about time to draw the line.

    I did on the wall behind me.

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  100. 118
    M says:

    Police campaign launch to warn Women about leaving their drinks unattended naer strangers

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  101. 119
    Harry Krishna says:

    First it’s their glasses, then their asses!!

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  102. 121
    keredybretsa says:

    ‘Glass of Dr Skinbacks Horn Cocktail, for all the wimmen!’

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  103. 122
    A Droyd says:

    Follow the yellow brick tie

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  104. 123
    PDPGB says:

    “LibDems unveil General Election ‘Dream Team'”

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  105. 124
    Julian the Wonderhorse says:

    The Lib Dem’s European policy is to shoot Great Danes.

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  106. 125
    Gallowglass says:

    Look into my eyes not around the eyes look into the eyes and not at my hands spiking their drinks

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  107. 126
    Lib Dem Casting Couch says:

    Chris auditions for his tiny part in Heylittledick.com “bath Surprise”

    http://www.heylittledick.com/preview.php?p=9

    Hey, he gets the part!

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  108. 127
    CH 4 Special Investigations says:

    Rennard caught on camera slipping the girls a “roofy” they won’t remember a thing in the morning, but they will have sore bottoms!

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  109. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Should have gone to Specsavers.

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  110. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Lord Rennard celebrates Roofy Hour.

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  111. 133
    Anonymous says:

    “any chance of getting into your knickers tonight ladies?”

    “sorry Lord Rennard there is only room for one c**t down there”

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  112. 134
    Peter Grimes says:

    You lovely ladies are handling two of my flutes, might I offer you a third?

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  113. 135
    Cameron the Cunt says:

    Not long until the Rohypnol kicks in. Then the winning candidate’s celebrations will really get underway. Bottoms up girls!!!

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  114. 139
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Rennardon predicts a “double dip”

    I must say that those women look appalled by his behaviour

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  115. 140
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    So you want to be Lim Dem activists?
    Well , Zzzzzzzip Get active

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  116. 141
    robbie says:

    Rennard opens his legs and shows his class.

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  117. 142
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Well Ladies

    “Let’s get ready to Fumble !”

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  118. 143
    robbie says:

    I had them at “hello”.

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  119. 144
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    If you come to my room, I’ll show you my “exit pole”

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  120. 145
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Lib Dem Sex pests take advantage
    of some drunk bloke

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  121. 146
    Tom Catesby says:

    Watch the birdie girls, while I spike the drinks.

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  122. 147
    fitz fitz says:

    The chapettes in this grotesque picture do not seem over “uncomfortable ” …

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  123. 148
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    “Is that all the pair of you could manage? Try turning the tap on…”

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  124. 149
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    If you want a yellow rosette, first you have to have a golden shower.

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  125. 150
    Rightallalong says:

    ‘Here’s to the Beastly Erection……..I mean Eastleigh Election !’

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  126. 153
    'Sir' Bruce Forsyth says:

    Rennard: ‘It’s okay girls, everyone knows I’m gay.’

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  127. 154
    Displaced Brummie says:

    “Did you put the poison in his glass?”
    “Yes.”

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  128. 155
    Anonymous says:

    These girls are great at holding their liquor!

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  129. 156
    Loosehead says:

    I’ll have the one in red.
    Unless the one in green swallows.

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  130. 157
    Ooh Matron! says:

    It has to be admitted, the two women there are very attractive.

    I may have to consider droppign UKIP and start getting into libdem circles.

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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