March 1st, 2013

Friday Caption Contest: LibDem Celebrations Edition


  1. 1
    Message to Reception says:

    Send them up they are my Nieces

  2. 2
    SP4BS says:

    this is a local party for local people.

    • 99
      Pleb Dem says:

      Curiously similar look to that of Cyril Smith. Is this a mere coincidence?

      • 152
        Old Rochdalian says:

        No, This is girls/women, Smith was boys, other appearances remain the same.

  3. 3
    metaltrack says:

    Take two bottle blondes into the shower?

    Rennard. Because you’re worth it!

  4. 4
    medici2471 says:

    Fancy a top up girls…

  5. 5
    Guidders says:

    If you find it, UKIP it!

  6. 6
    johnwardmedway says:

    Note that, even when flanked on the left and the right, I am neither on the left nor on the right. That’s what being a LibDem means…

  7. 7
    Lady Gaga's ass says:

    Two future LibDem MPs with their master

  8. 8
    Ellis says:

    Piggy in the middle.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s a pair I groped earlier

  10. 10
    Paniagua Dos says:

    It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.

  11. 11
    Lord Groper VC and Bar says:

    Look at my bulge

    It’s bigger than Becks’s

  12. 12
    johnwardmedway says:

    You don’t get champagne from me when there are no cameras. You just get a sham, and pain…

  13. 13
    Oh for gawds sake... says:

    A bird in each hand, but I’d still rather take one in the bush…

  14. 14
    Ma­qboul says:

    Bottoms up, Ladies !

  15. 15
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    “Which one of you lucky ladies will be opening the zip tonight?”

  16. 16
    stoleninnocence2012 says:

    ‘Drink up ladies & if u let me touch your knee I’ll get you a nice safe seat to stand for.’ Says Lib Dem Lord of Kneedsome

  17. 17
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Just another prick by the wall.

  18. 18
    Tony says:

    “I’m sure Nick will be able to explain this one away”

  19. 19
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    Not looking at my crotch, ladies?

  20. 20
    Lord Rennard says:

    ….I’m afwaid I was vewwy ..vewwy dwunk!

  21. 21

    “Winning Here!”

  22. 22
    Lord Everard says:

    Not more knob jokes please.

  23. 23
    Peter Reynolds says:

    I’m pretty sick of your spiteful and exploitative abuse over this. It’s not a crime to be lecherous or to make passes at women.

    I think you’re way past any decent standard of behaviour and in extremely bad taste.

    I think I’ll cancel my subscription.

  24. 24
    The Electorate says:

    Who wants to vote for me?

  25. 25
    Hang The B@stards says:

    “He’s much nicer looking than Saville”

  26. 26
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    “Ok, one of you two lucky ladies jump on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up ” :)

  27. 27
    A daft bint says:

    Ooh my Lord is it an Election or are you just pleased to see me?

  28. 28

    “Bottoms up!”

  29. 29
    Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

    One at a time, or both together? Make your minds up.

  30. 30
    Martin says:

    This used to be my safe seat !

  31. 31
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Exceptional full shirt on the left. Anyone know who she is?

  32. 32
    Road_Hog says:

    I may look like Cyril Smith, but I prefer the ladies…

  33. 33
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Wanna be LibDem candidates? I’ll be your mentor.

  34. 34
    Lord Rennard says:

    I can see from these two urine samples that neither of you ladies have thrush, shall we head off to my room?

  35. 35

    Rennard was quite satisfied with the evening, even though his personal best was five.

  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    Leave your drinks, you’ve pulled!

  37. 37
    maria no-mates says:

    You look like a pair of safe seats.

  38. 39
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    “Which one of you two wants to come to my hotel room and get a big meaty promotion?”

  39. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s take these upstairs.

  40. 41

    Even though it was only 9pm, Chris instinctively felt it was time to pop his blue pill.

  41. 42
    Dial M says:

    “Is that a gun in your pocket Mr Rennard”

    “No it’s your parlimantary majority”

  42. 43
    Lord Rennard says:

    Do either of you two lovelies fancy a yellow spunktrrumpet for dessert?

  43. 44
    Dick the Prick says:

    Let’s talk membership

  44. 45
    Sara Teather MP For Watership down says:

    It should have been MEEEEEEE

  45. 46

    Piers Fletcher-Dervish unwisely leaves his researchers in the hands of Alan B’ennard

  46. 47
    old SHEP says:

    People in need of a pair of glasses.

  47. 48
    S.B.S. says:

    Can any of you girls see my Prick?
    No but there is one in the chair.

  48. 49

    Anyone for a ‘slippery nipple’ and some ‘sex on the beach’?

  49. 50
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Whoa-ho! ‘Trouser tent’!”

  50. 51
    old SHEP says:

    Now toot! on my flute.

  51. 52
    D'Jango says:

    Rennard caught examining stolen urine samples!

  52. 53
    the shansslur of thexschekker says:

    fancy a kipper tie gurls?

  53. 54
    Lord Renardd (double-dose) says:

    You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

  54. 56
    Steve Miliband says:

    Girls have their wine goggles on

  55. 59
    A schoolboy says:

    Lassies raise their glasses – before lifting their asses

  56. 60

    But in the morning, without the beer goggles, he realised he’d done Sarah Teather and Vikki Pryce.

  57. 61
    Fishy says:

    Shut your legs, your breath smells

  58. 62
    ha ha ha says:

    rennard fingers a couple of glasses

  59. 63
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    If I can’t touch your ass let me touch your glass.

  60. 64
    pissed off voter says:

    Randy Rennard takes the piss out of aspiring lib dem candidates.

  61. 66

    Who’d like to tie a yellow campaign ribbon round my old oak tree ?

  62. 67
    Steve Miliband says:

    Have you met Roy Hip-Knowle?

  63. 68
    A Catholic says:

    Two novices celebrating mass.

  64. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Ok, hands where we can see them… and say cheese!

  65. 70
    B!lly Bunter, afterwards Lord Rennard of Stiff'un, says:

    For all those classmates of mine, back in my school days, who took the mickey out of me for being a fat bespectacled buffoon– let’s see the birds YOU attract, eh? Fuck you very much, lads! Yarooh!

  66. 71
    Mike Law says:

    Rennard’s unorthodox touch does it again for LibDems

  67. 72
    robsteadman says:

    I think what the party needs is a new Cyril Smith….

  68. 73
    Dicktator says:

    “Ohhh … fondling your tulips does feel good …!”

  69. 74
    William Norton says:

    “Don’t fancy yours’ much”

  70. 76
    AntiLeftoid says:

    “Come on ladies come on ladies 500 pound Libdem kiss…”

  71. 77
    Peter Grant says:

    “Right then Ladies, who wants to come first amongst your Peer Group?”

  72. 79
    genghiz the kahn says:

    He isn’t the first Lib Dem to lose his deposit.

  73. 80
    Geordieboy says:

    No wonder he is on the ratch. Have you seen his wife

  74. 81
    pissed off voter says:

    Aspiwing Lib Dem candidates pwepare for their first ewection.

  75. 82
    Geordieboy says:

    Zip me up before you go go.

  76. 83
    pissed off voter says:

    Rennard’s double whammy …

  77. 85
    Onegreatjohnny says:

    Whining about the selection process.

  78. 86
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Ladies you will come to appreciate that I am a very “hands on” boss..

  79. 87
    Anonymous says:

    And you’ve used this photo without permission!

    • 106
      Lord Rockhard says:

      Don’t worry, Lord Rockhard is very comfortable with taking liberties.

  80. 88
    Person from Porlock says:

    It all held up well in the teeth of stiff opposition.

  81. 89
    Beastleigh says:

    R: I’d like to get in your pants
    Girls: No way, fatty, there’s one arsehole in there already

  82. 90
    Chris the Vulpesterous says:

    I’m in my element as vice-president of the LGA.

  83. 92
    Person from Porlock says:

    Chris: Not another time. A chap needs a rest.

    Oh! OK then.

  84. 94
    AntiLeftoid says:

    So.. the chinese minister asked me “when you have election?” and I replied “everly morning…” haha did you get it girls? everly morning… oh well..anyway who’s for a game of guess what i’ve got in my pocket?

  85. 95
    Old England says:

    Can you smell fish???

  86. 96
    Ray says:

    All aboard the Skylark

  87. 97
    Nick the Horsefly says:

    Perves Я Us campaign manager celebrates a stunning conquest with his gropies.

  88. 98

    Let me explain my bi-erection strategy.

  89. 101
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Plenty of room for two little ones on top!

  90. 102
    A punster says:

    Lib Dems wining here.

  91. 104
    Sunday Times says:

    Photo Competition Result.

    First Place: ‘The Invisible Man’ taken by Nick Clegg aged 43.

  92. 105
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Randy Rennard liked to touch Libdem ladies every day
    and now they’ve blown the whistle the fuzz will take the git away,
    he’ll languish in a prison without a bleeding hope,
    Randy Rennard just beware
    you don’t drop the blasted soap.

  93. 108
    #lustylibdem says:

    Take 2… Lib Dem ladies, as they celebrate getting a safe seat at the pub

  94. 109
    vGOM says:

    “Anyone for a fat one dans ma chambre ladies?

  95. 110
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    “I didn’t have sex with these women”

    I was only showing them how to handle a fellow male member.

  96. 111
    GlibDem says:

    Time to climb the greasy pole. LOL!

  97. 113
    M'Lard Rennord says:

    Here’s what you would have won…

  98. 114
    Sally Berkow says:

    I hope he fancies me.

  99. 115
    ah! monika says:

    They said it was about time to draw the line.

    I did on the wall behind me.

  100. 118
    M says:

    Police campaign launch to warn Women about leaving their drinks unattended naer strangers

  101. 119
    Harry Krishna says:

    First it’s their glasses, then their asses!!

  102. 121
    keredybretsa says:

    ‘Glass of Dr Skinbacks Horn Cocktail, for all the wimmen!’

    • 138
      Dr Skinback MD says:


      Dr Skinback’s horn provoker
      Makes your knob as stiff as a poker

  103. 122
    A Droyd says:

    Follow the yellow brick tie

  104. 123
    PDPGB says:

    “LibDems unveil General Election ‘Dream Team’”

  105. 124
    Julian the Wonderhorse says:

    The Lib Dem’s European policy is to shoot Great Danes.

  106. 125
    Gallowglass says:

    Look into my eyes not around the eyes look into the eyes and not at my hands spiking their drinks

  107. 126
    Lib Dem Casting Couch says:

    Chris auditions for his tiny part in “bath Surprise”

    Hey, he gets the part!

  108. 127
    CH 4 Special Investigations says:

    Rennard caught on camera slipping the girls a “roofy” they won’t remember a thing in the morning, but they will have sore bottoms!

  109. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Should have gone to Specsavers.

  110. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Lord Rennard celebrates Roofy Hour.

  111. 133
    Anonymous says:

    “any chance of getting into your knickers tonight ladies?”

    “sorry Lord Rennard there is only room for one c**t down there”

  112. 134
    Peter Grimes says:

    You lovely ladies are handling two of my flutes, might I offer you a third?

  113. 135
    Cameron the Cunt says:

    Not long until the Rohypnol kicks in. Then the winning candidate’s celebrations will really get underway. Bottoms up girls!!!

  114. 139
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Rennardon predicts a “double dip”

    I must say that those women look appalled by his behaviour

  115. 140
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    So you want to be Lim Dem activists?
    Well , Zzzzzzzip Get active

  116. 141
    robbie says:

    Rennard opens his legs and shows his class.

  117. 142
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Well Ladies

    “Let’s get ready to Fumble !”

  118. 143
    robbie says:

    I had them at “hello”.

  119. 144
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    If you come to my room, I’ll show you my “exit pole”

  120. 145
    DAVE (start packing) CAMORON says:

    Lib Dem Sex pests take advantage
    of some drunk bloke

  121. 146
    Tom Catesby says:

    Watch the birdie girls, while I spike the drinks.

  122. 147
    fitz fitz says:

    The chapettes in this grotesque picture do not seem over “uncomfortable ” …

  123. 148
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    “Is that all the pair of you could manage? Try turning the tap on…”

  124. 149
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    If you want a yellow rosette, first you have to have a golden shower.

  125. 150
    Rightallalong says:

    ‘Here’s to the Beastly Erection……..I mean Eastleigh Election !’

  126. 153
    'Sir' Bruce Forsyth says:

    Rennard: ‘It’s okay girls, everyone knows I’m gay.’

  127. 154
    Displaced Brummie says:

    “Did you put the poison in his glass?”

  128. 155
    Anonymous says:

    These girls are great at holding their liquor!

  129. 156
    Loosehead says:

    I’ll have the one in red.
    Unless the one in green swallows.

  130. 157
    Ooh Matron! says:

    It has to be admitted, the two women there are very attractive.

    I may have to consider droppign UKIP and start getting into libdem circles.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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