February 28th, 2013

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  1. 1
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Vote UKIP and save the UK

  2. 2
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I came first…

  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Or not…

  4. 4
    Scratched Fat Obese Record says:

  5. 5
    The Squeaker says:

    How many times do I have to tell you?. I am not going out shortly.

  6. 6
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    The UK has infiltrated the Central European food chain with bute laden horse carcases slaughtered within the UK.

    Owen Patterson has conveniently gone AWOL (Rennard does have a friend after all ) .

    Let us hope that our caped Catholic Crusader will be on top of this in the Guidogram.

    The parliamentary expenses claims made since September 2012 by a slightly overweight Member of the Cabinet make for interesting bedtime reading.

  7. 7
    old SHEP says:

    Lol, what about eating a herd of cows a day?.

  8. 8
    Time for the Edinburgh scrounging scum to mind their own business. says:

    Another week wasted in Edinburgh shitty.

  9. 9
    Mr Meaty says:

    purchasing Tesco sliced chedder has changed my trip to Frankfurt to a trip to Frankfart

  10. 10
    Bleubottle says:

    Are the trams working ?

  11. 11
    D says:

    Nobody cares

  12. 12
    Person from Porlock says:

    It’s a real trial, waiting, isn’t it?

  13. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:


    Cornwall Independent councillor. Collin Brewer, has resigned over his commentsabout the disabled. He wanted them Culled

    “”Independent In his Head Tory At Heart”””

  14. 14
    old SHEP says:

    Can’t I just have the bute and ketamin without it being cut with horsemeat?.

  15. 15
    Hatty Harman says:

    Next time, think of me.

  16. 16
  17. 17
    Person from Porlock says:

    What part of the admittedly long word independent is it that you were not schooled sufficiently in to understand, Mouss?

  18. 18
    Food Watch says:

    Diabetes danger in wheat:


    This has been backed up with more recent research in the US, particularly in relation to the core wheat problem.

    Wheat products spike blood sugar and can cause type-2 diabetes as well as a host of other chronic conditions which doctors otherwise can find no explanation for. That includes migraine, arthritis, flu symptoms etc.

    Much more damaging than a can of regular soft drink. (Diet is poisonous, avoid products containing corn syrup as well)

    Cut bread / wheat intake, you will lose weight and be much healthier.

    This Ab0tt women is a dangerous mong.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    Never did me any harm. My betes are just fine, aren’t they nurse ?

  20. 20
    Nick the Horsefly says:

    I fixed it so Not-Happy is all fired up.

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    Cornwall is run by a Tory-Independent Bloc of which Brewer was a member. So only slightly independent.

  22. 22
    hold them to ac says:

    Both the above are subtle distinctions. Tory/UKIP. Frankfurters (sausages, cheese) and hence Frankfart. I suppose the moral is vote for the best of a bad bunch in politics and don’t be in the minority.

  23. 23
    Clegg's lot says:

    But not if you introduce proportional representation.

    Standard UK Parlimanet response: Foreign. Learn some English history. Disraeli and Salisbury. What do they teach you Clegg.

  24. 24
    Person from Porlock says:

    Let me see. Cornwall has six MPs: 3 Conservative, 3 LibDem

    County Council: 48 Conservatives, 37 Liberal Democrats, 29 Independents, 6 Mebyon Kernow, 1 Labour and 2 Councillors

    It is really like now calling George Galloway a Labour politician.

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