February 28th, 2013

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  1. 1
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Vote UKIP and save the UK

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      Mr Meaty says:

      purchasing Tesco sliced chedder has changed my trip to Frankfurt to a trip to Frankfart

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        hold them to ac says:

        Both the above are subtle distinctions. Tory/UKIP. Frankfurters (sausages, cheese) and hence Frankfart. I suppose the moral is vote for the best of a bad bunch in politics and don’t be in the minority.

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          Clegg's lot says:

          But not if you introduce proportional representation.

          Standard UK Parlimanet response: Foreign. Learn some English history. Disraeli and Salisbury. What do they teach you Clegg.

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  2. 2
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I came first…

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  3. 4
    Scratched Fat Obese Record says:

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      old SHEP says:

      Lol, what about eating a herd of cows a day?.

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    • 18
      Food Watch says:

      Diabetes danger in wheat:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2006/sep/17/comment.food

      This has been backed up with more recent research in the US, particularly in relation to the core wheat problem.

      Wheat products spike blood sugar and can cause type-2 diabetes as well as a host of other chronic conditions which doctors otherwise can find no explanation for. That includes migraine, arthritis, flu symptoms etc.

      Much more damaging than a can of regular soft drink. (Diet is poisonous, avoid products containing corn syrup as well)

      Cut bread / wheat intake, you will lose weight and be much healthier.

      This Ab0tt women is a dangerous mong.

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    • 19
      Gordon Brown says:

      Never did me any harm. My betes are just fine, aren’t they nurse ?

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  4. 5
    The Squeaker says:

    How many times do I have to tell you?. I am not going out shortly.

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  5. 6
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    The UK has infiltrated the Central European food chain with bute laden horse carcases slaughtered within the UK.

    Owen Patterson has conveniently gone AWOL (Rennard does have a friend after all ) .

    Let us hope that our caped Catholic Crusader will be on top of this in the Guidogram.

    The parliamentary expenses claims made since September 2012 by a slightly overweight Member of the Cabinet make for interesting bedtime reading.

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  6. 8
    Time for the Edinburgh scrounging scum to mind their own business. says:

    Another week wasted in Edinburgh shitty.

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  7. 11
    D says:

    Nobody cares

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  8. 12
    Person from Porlock says:

    It’s a real trial, waiting, isn’t it?

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  9. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    LOL

    Cornwall Independent councillor. Collin Brewer, has resigned over his commentsabout the disabled. He wanted them Culled

    “”Independent In his Head Tory At Heart”””

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    • 17
      Person from Porlock says:

      What part of the admittedly long word independent is it that you were not schooled sufficiently in to understand, Mouss?

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      • 21
        Jimmy says:

        Cornwall is run by a Tory-Independent Bloc of which Brewer was a member. So only slightly independent.

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        • 24
          Person from Porlock says:

          Let me see. Cornwall has six MPs: 3 Conservative, 3 LibDem

          County Council: 48 Conservatives, 37 Liberal Democrats, 29 Independents, 6 Mebyon Kernow, 1 Labour and 2 Councillors

          It is really like now calling George Galloway a Labour politician.

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VOTER-RECALL
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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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Now the SNP know how UKIP voters feel all the time.


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