February 28th, 2013

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24 Comments

  1. 1
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Vote UKIP and save the UK

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    • 9
      Mr Meaty says:

      purchasing Tesco sliced chedder has changed my trip to Frankfurt to a trip to Frankfart

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        hold them to ac says:

        Both the above are subtle distinctions. Tory/UKIP. Frankfurters (sausages, cheese) and hence Frankfart. I suppose the moral is vote for the best of a bad bunch in politics and don’t be in the minority.

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        • 23
          Clegg's lot says:

          But not if you introduce proportional representation.

          Standard UK Parlimanet response: Foreign. Learn some English history. Disraeli and Salisbury. What do they teach you Clegg.

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  2. 2
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I came first…

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  3. 4
    Scratched Fat Obese Record says:

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      old SHEP says:

      Lol, what about eating a herd of cows a day?.

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    • 18
      Food Watch says:

      Diabetes danger in wheat:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2006/sep/17/comment.food

      This has been backed up with more recent research in the US, particularly in relation to the core wheat problem.

      Wheat products spike blood sugar and can cause type-2 diabetes as well as a host of other chronic conditions which doctors otherwise can find no explanation for. That includes migraine, arthritis, flu symptoms etc.

      Much more damaging than a can of regular soft drink. (Diet is poisonous, avoid products containing corn syrup as well)

      Cut bread / wheat intake, you will lose weight and be much healthier.

      This Ab0tt women is a dangerous mong.

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    • 19
      Gordon Brown says:

      Never did me any harm. My betes are just fine, aren’t they nurse ?

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  4. 5
    The Squeaker says:

    How many times do I have to tell you?. I am not going out shortly.

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  5. 6
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    The UK has infiltrated the Central European food chain with bute laden horse carcases slaughtered within the UK.

    Owen Patterson has conveniently gone AWOL (Rennard does have a friend after all ) .

    Let us hope that our caped Catholic Crusader will be on top of this in the Guidogram.

    The parliamentary expenses claims made since September 2012 by a slightly overweight Member of the Cabinet make for interesting bedtime reading.

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  6. 8
    Time for the Edinburgh scrounging scum to mind their own business. says:

    Another week wasted in Edinburgh shitty.

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  7. 11
    D says:

    Nobody cares

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  8. 12
    Person from Porlock says:

    It’s a real trial, waiting, isn’t it?

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  9. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    LOL

    Cornwall Independent councillor. Collin Brewer, has resigned over his commentsabout the disabled. He wanted them Culled

    “”Independent In his Head Tory At Heart”””

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    • 17
      Person from Porlock says:

      What part of the admittedly long word independent is it that you were not schooled sufficiently in to understand, Mouss?

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      • 21
        Jimmy says:

        Cornwall is run by a Tory-Independent Bloc of which Brewer was a member. So only slightly independent.

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        • 24
          Person from Porlock says:

          Let me see. Cornwall has six MPs: 3 Conservative, 3 LibDem

          County Council: 48 Conservatives, 37 Liberal Democrats, 29 Independents, 6 Mebyon Kernow, 1 Labour and 2 Councillors

          It is really like now calling George Galloway a Labour politician.

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Seen Elsewhere

Tory MP Tells Leftie Jon Snow to Retire | Guardian
Russell Brand’s New Book “Sub-Undergraduate Dross” | Telegraph
Tory MP Barrister Represents Monaco Billionaire | Scrapbook
MOBO Singers Slam UKIP | ITV
Could UKIP Keep Britain in the EU? | Iain Martin
Why Piketty is Wrong | ConHome
Guido Whips Politicians Into Shape | Guardian
Milburn Levelling Down | Kathy Gyngell
Crosby and Carswell Make Friends at Guido’s Dinner | Mail
Mrs Danczuk Beats Mensch to Win Guido | Telegaph
PM Congratulates Blogger Who Destroyed Minister | Mail


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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