February 28th, 2013

Eastleigh Tories Hutching at Straws


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    Kebab Time says:

    They are all the same to be fair.

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    Big sweaty arsebandit says:

    Fucking desperate.

    Let’s hope that that flabby cvnt Cameron is humiliated.

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    lojolondon says:

    That is filthy, obviously Dave approved it, but proper Tories must be so embarrassed by this attempt at deception!

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    neitherdeadoralive says:

    Proper Tories will be voting UKIP………….

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    Smug arrogant hypocrite fucking twat says:

    Just looks like another UKIP ad.

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    Rupert says:

    It is just like an infant school playground.
    What an apalling shower of infantile creatures they are.
    They always used to say that teachers were adult amongst children and children amongst adults, but politicians are just children in any company.

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    FrankFisher says:


    Isn’t that “passing off”? I’d say there is a legal case there.

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    neitherdeadoralive says:

    If Tory and Lib supporters had an ounce of brains between them, they would say “let’s vote UKIP and let the smug bastards know we aren’t happy” !! Then if things change in the next 2 years for the better, they cold then vote for Con/Lib !! But the sheep won’t……..

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    Casual Observer says:

    Stole the UKIP colours, or just getting in touch with their inner UKIP ?

    Good analysis:


    Go UKIP !

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    where the blind lead says:

    Vote Tory, the straight choice? Not content with industrial scale lying they are adding dirty tricks to their repertoire, I wonder if Damien McBride is on board the Tory campaign. All they need to do is steal the UKIP logo now.

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    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Agreed, there is little difference now except for immigration and envy taxes. Labour would be an absolute disaster if they returned to power. They would finish McRuins destruction of the UK.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Miliband has ordered the first round of drinks for John O’Farrell – Southern Discomfort and Bitter.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    The voters of Eastleigh voted for Huhne, so they cannot be that bright!

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    Leigh East says:

    Good idea. I’m voting for the Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party (BBC for short)

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    Alas Smith and Jones says:

    Has anyone seen a party of government so desperate??

    If the blatant attempt at deception by printing in UKIP colours wasn’t bad enough…… the dim Tories (without any shame) wheel out mentally unstable, flouncer Marta Andreasen to denounce her former party, in something that would happen to defectors in the Soviet Union.

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    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour briefing for party activists only says:

    its great unwashed day team get them out … take a sharp stick if necessary .. mention giro day and free fags and its going to be fun night with ur comedic candidate … good job everybody the public got the one nation message..
    one final push…

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    Person from Porlock says:

    It appears to me that some in the press are getting mixed up between David Davis and David Davies.

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    constituency trainbound says:

    hairs the best clue

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    Wet Ed Miliband says:

    Finishing last won’t be a humiliation, but second or third will be.

    At least I think that’s right. Len McCluskey told me to put that.

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    Judge Dread says:

    Clearly an intention to deceive electors. You would never get something like this past the ASA for a commercial purpose so why do political parties get away with it?

    Election petition?

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    Wet Ed Miliband says:

    That’s nothing, a lot of people still get me and my brother mixed up. Myself included.

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    The LibDemon party says:

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    The People's Drone says:

    I think they can hear the Drone above them!

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Its in the bag.

    That’s my job safe. After a terrible, terrible couple of years , followed by a terrible week, I thought I was going to be less popular than Gordon.

    But, the polls show its an easy liberal win!

    Just shows that you can do pretty much any sort skulduggery, lying, thieving, cheating perving and as long as the local MP ensured the dog pooh was cleared off the high street, the morons will tick the right box.

    I can go back to party and tell them, despite all our lies, we’ll still get 50-60 mps in 2015. Its a doddle. no more worries. I’ve even given Cathy Newman phone number to the portly Peer. Let him chase her round the studio. it don’t affect politics.

    No one cares what we get up to.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Exactly, any vote other than Conservative = Miliband & Balls Up = Bankruptcy = IMF Bailiffs.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Exactly, any vote other than Conservative = Miliband & Balls Up = Ban-kruptcy = IMF Bailiffs.

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    anon. says:

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    We don’t say mentally unstable.

    We prefer the term, Constitutionally Challenged.

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    Alas Smith and Jones says:

    Another blatant lie from the habitual lying Tories. Marta Andreasen was no longer in UKIP when this was printed; and they knew it.

    So it should say “local MEP” only. not “local UKIP MEP”

    The tories just cant help lying to the people can they

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    Ed's Mum says:

    Tea’s ready Ed! Don’t forget to sky+ Doctor Who if you’re going to watch the news.
    You know how you get if you miss it.
    And if you want the purple pullover for tomorrow you need to put it in the ironing basket!

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    Anonymous says:

    Not good if some one as stupid as Prescott notices.

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    ex-Grauniad Reader says:

    Why do they insist on describing UKIP as far right ? Center-Right is more accurate:


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    David Ward says:

    look…All I said was …with these gas price rises its going to cost a lot more to eliminate you lot.

    What’s wrong with that?

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    constituency trainbound says:

    vote UKIP and take a step into real fiction … don’t laugh

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    vircantium says:

    By today people will be so p*ssed off with election leaflets they’ll bin it … and as they do they’ll think “oh, another UKIP one.”

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP trending on twitter now.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Zio9loons should eff off “home” if they don’t like british MPs!
    WTF are a bunch of despotic foreigners doing demanding things from our politicians?!

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    Casus Belli says:

    This means war.

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    They describe the Italian Bersani party of communists and hard left socialist as centre left.

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    Libby Dem says:

    War ? We surrender!

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    constituency trainbound says:

    UKIP treading on squitter more fitting …

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    Ed Moribund says:

    That’s really scraping the barrel.

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    Sally Alley says:

    I’m meeting Lord Rennard tonight.
    *Innocent face*

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    JH20348923458734 says:

    Saddens me to say it, but that may be inevitable and indeed good for the country. The debt junkies need to learn that there is a rock bottom, after hitting it really bloody hard.

    Best it happens on Labour’s watch. Let them clear up their own shit, it would be a real novelty for them.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Well, in that great tradition, the next logical step will be to execute her.

    That would be a plus for politics.

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    Popeye says:

    a large benedictine and a digestive at last..

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    ex-Grauniad Reader says:

    Have noticed that.

    I guess their idea of ‘center’ these days is NSDAP ?

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    Time for the Edinburgh scrounging scum to mind their own business. says:

    Who cares?

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Is that in the same category of lying as wmd at 45 mins?

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    political salvage services hotline says:

    is nigel farage flying into eastleigh tonight ?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Shadow Commons leader Angela Eagle calls for a debate in Parliament on sexual harassment.

    …or lack of?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    His or yours?

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    Anonymous says:

    do we not have something called the electoral commission to investigate/prevent skullduggery such as this?

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    pride of our alley protest group says:

    are you wet ?

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    Confused spellckeck says:

    center or centre ?

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    any old boiler... says:

    mingers always shout loudest …look at yevette and harriet

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    twat says:

    Is that the one who looks like Alan Johnson?

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    Eastleigh Watch says:

    It is probably not worth speculating on who out of UKIP / Lib Dem will win tonight, but which of the LibLabCon parties running have lost the least credibility during the course of this campaign ?

    i) Labour: Candidate who supports terrorism and sympathized with the Argentine’s in the Falklands.

    ii) Lib Dems: Should be thoroughly discredited by now on nearly every conceivable level. One important level for Eastleigh being the decision to concrete over some very nice parts of town with housing estates, apparently for an influx of foreigners.

    iii) Conservatives: Kept candidate hidden, showing that those running this campaign do not want a candidate who does express core conservative values running.

    Notable also is what appears to be a complete lack of appeal to local issues, particularly the housing development and how exactly any of these candidates plan to bring jobs into the area.

    Am not sure any of these three are really taking this by-election seriously, however Labour may lose the least credibility, Conservatives the most.

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    Shilling for a foreign country says:

    Any MP who’s a member of one of these ‘Friends of’ groups is an f-ing traitor. No exceptions.

    If these tossers can not or will not give 100% loyalty to this country 100% of the time, then they shouldn’t be in parliament.

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    They are not patriotic they hate this nation. Inter National Socialism maybe (death toll highest).

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    credibility: you have to have it to lose it.

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    Alan Johnson says:


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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Don’t panic captain Cameron, don’t panic, don’t panic, your friends are all behind you

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I feel sorry for the Eastleigh voters.There’s not a decent party to choose from .

    On the one hand you have the libdems who’ve covered up all this sexual abuse from rennard,hancock and the chap from rotherham and Lord knows who else.

    Then there’s the tories who are covering up these reports into failiing the NHS and supporting the chap at the top, personal pal of aqndyburnham, who presided over so many deaths

    And then there is militwit and bullyballs.

    I do think it’s a pity farage didn’t decide to stand he might have given UKIP their one real chance of getting an MP in westminster.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I hope all the postal votes are looked at very carefully.

    Limps have previous form in this area.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Yes, what of it?

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    That’s just young Nigel Farrage standy behind you humming

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    Brown out and pay me damages. He can stop laying HIS problems on my doorstep. He is responsible for himself. says:

    Oh yawn. When is this boring bi election going to be over?

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Credibility. We never had any, and never will.

    We could say the same about MPs.

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    Thursday child is thick in the head says:

    Who’s taken over the pr for the NuCons about time they played dirty, now how about destroying the lieing gets in Liebour by talking the “truth” about Liebour, 13 years and a good whitewash has put Liebour in the pr lead.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Not over yet Nell!

    If Nigel had stood & lost by even 1 vote the press would have crucified him & set UKIP back 5 years. Much better this way.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Not as bad as Labour though. That Rotherham effort was blatant.

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    B Boyd says:

    Beer ??? We drink nothing less than Krug here, I’ll have you know.
    Pay your telly tax now so I can order another bottle.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Well done you’re learning, anyone remember that demon eyes advert showing B’Liar with red demon eyes which probably lost the election for the tories, it is happening again

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Little oikes and big oikes

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    Anonymous says:

    I knew Maria Hutchins when she lived in Essex. How she ever got selected as a Conservative PPC is beyond me!

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    ████ 'changed my tune' Hoon says:

    Yes. Vote Tory. Clegg is a Hoon.

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    R. Youshore says:

    Different bint then. The one in Eastleigh is Maria Hutchings

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    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Am thinking more ahead to what from this travesty who will have less baggage going into the GE.

    None of LibLabCon really care as GE is relatively close anyway.

    If UKIP do not win, any -ve press deriding them is unlikely to cut much ice as they seem to be the only party who have taken this by-election seriously.

    One thing they have shown, which is important, is that there is more to UKIP than just Nigel. That is probably the most important takeaway for the broader electorate.

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    Tracey says:

    No-one is as desperate as you, Lard Pressclott.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    If UKip does not get in, Farrage will puffing himself up and shouting FOUL!

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    Lou Scannon says:

    ‘UKIP fly’ indeed. Clegg’s the fly buzzing round Cameron’s head.
    It’s Clegg who needs swatting.

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    mike hunt says:

    Clean their own shit? They have no idea what tho do. Give the wierdy beardies refusal to redress the inbuilt bias to liebour, they will gave a huge majority and there will be no shifting them.

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    hahaha says:

    They’ll impoverish and starve everyone else before the socialist scum feel the pinch.

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    Conservative Central Office says:

    how right you are no-one cares what you do anymore

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    ex-Grauniad says:

    I am on US-EN spellchecker. Apologies as well if you see color anywhere. I do try to correct that one.

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    Conservative Central Office says:

    a takeaway that’ll be thrown up shortly thereafter

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    Benedict XVI says:

    ” I did it myyyyyyyyyyy way “

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    David Millionaireband says:

    Me too. I sometimes find I’ve stabbed myself in the back.

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    Silly Old Man says:

    it is no longer the straight choice. they will bend any which way, and particularly to Brussells

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    Eastleigh Watch says:

    This is quite funny: Will Eastle!gh Make N!gel F@rage the Ge0rge Gall0way of the Right? ‘


    The short answer is: No. And with reasons beyond the immediately obvious.

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    2jags says:


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    confused.... says:

    do you mean the one with the overgrown brief ?

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    BBC says:

    It is not true we are ending our Final Salary Scheme, unlike the suckers in industry.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Well let’s hope you’re right. It would be nice to see at least one UKIP MP in westminster.

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    Fat Bitch says:

    Fuck ‘em both and vote UKIP.

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    the Sopranos of castel gandolpfo says:

    enjoy il popo

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    I’m trying not to, but….

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    Eastleigh Watch says:

    I do not think so.

    More to the point, if the Conservatives do come in behind UKIP, could that be enough to trigger some defections ? With major donors withdrawing funding recently, that must be a real possibility.

    Perhaps some on the Tory back benches may take the hint from this last ditch pamphlet that it is time to switch.

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    hahaha says:

    Wasn’t she the woman who exposed corruption in the EU? What went wrong? Did she go native?

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    members in hand says:

    is there a queue ?

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Sally you shoul have known Alan Clark

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    Sexologist says:


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    JH20348923458734 says:

    The unabridged venom towards the Tories says a lot more about the prejudices of the beholder than the so-called-Conservatives.

    It’s sneering lickspittles like this bitch that beg to be the ones turning the taps on the gas chambers. It’s in a good cause, you see.

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘To discover your real rulers, find who cannot be criticised.’

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    When I was a lad they had says:


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    Good 4 nothing lying gaybos says:

    How can reading the bible cure you of ho*m*s-xuality? Some christians are extremely unchristian and bi-gotted. In the old testament God was asked to describe and explain what or who he is. God said ‘I am what I am’, no further explanation is needed. Time for christians to accept people as they are. Live and let live.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    The question which is puzzling me is:

    Where is David Davis currently placed in the approach to 2015?

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    Haribo Halfwit says:

    ‘hahaha’ but I’m not laughing –

    Socialists have done it before and would do it again.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    We all know what Prescott’s true colours are.

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    Caroline sour face Flint says:

    Don’t forget me

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    Lord Lardyfingers says:

    I’d love to…

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    observer says:

    To find your real rulers, notice who can not be criticised.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    She is on the final straight & he’s put money on her

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    Tony Blair says:

    I am the ultimate friend of Israël, I’ve even spent some time on the bank of the River Jordan for a very dear friend of à friend of Israël. And boy did it pay off handsomely!

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    AAa-RMAGEDDON says:

    I totally love UKIP. God bless their tiny little crazy racist hearts! For now that the Europe monster has woken labour are now nailed on to win next GE

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    Person from Porlock says:

    If people are beseeched to be tolerant of other peoples’ beliefs, where does that leave those who are totally repulsed by the idea of homosexuality?

    Does not tolerance of other peoples’ beliefs extend as far as them?

    Especially if they take the view that what you do in private is your own business but don’t ask us to buy into this because we simply can’t. Is that not good enough?

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    Person from Porlock says:

    The minging cow is Scotch. Isn’t that enough?

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    Vicky says:

    Point(s) taken.

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    Sunil Prasannan says:

    “Don’t let’s be Beastleigh to the LibDems
    When our victory is ultimately won,
    It was just that nasty Rennard who persuaded them to fight
    And their Cable and Clegg are really far worse than their bite
    Let’s be meek to them
    And turn the other bum-cheek to them
    And try to bring out their naughty sense of fun.
    Let’s give them electoral parity,
    Treat the LibDemocrats with charity,
    But don’t let’s be Beastleigh to the Huhne.”

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    Slotgob says:

    Did anyone see the swivel-eyed, desperate second-rate actor on Newsnight. Jeez, he’s almost proud of being so despised.

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    Christian Fundamentalism 101 says:

    Don’t ask don’t tell: Fine. In line with Bible.

    Sodomites should be struck down if they dare screw with marriage or Jesus.

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    Lard Everard says:

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    3 witches says:

    I try not to, and I include the harridan Hazel too.

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    Gabriel says:

    The boss always was a fan of cartoons.

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    PMQ Watch says:

    Next to Nick Clegg ?

    On serious note, good question. We may find out next week. ;-)

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    I've Been Groped By Chris says:

    Scandalous. Why, they’re behaving like, like, like… Liberal Democrats!

    (day 8 of every by-election, “hand-written” leaflet on blue note-paper….)

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    Dai Davies, Former Member for Gwent says:

    Imagine if I were still around.

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    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    I fricking hate the DimDems and I dislike Vera Turd ( Police Commissioner) just as much !


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    EU Watch says:

    This is the enemy:


    Van Rumpoy says that Europe doesn’t care one way or the other about UKs position. He likens leaving it to ending a 40yr marriage through divorce.

    Is keen to point out that Exit would not be free. Am sure he meant in terms of money only ?

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    Ian Clement Freud says:

    as distinct from Cameron, Clegg and Miliband who are all criminally insane.

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    Corporal Jones says:

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    BBC Brainwashing says:

    Anyone know how it is possible for the supposedly politically impartial BBC to give 30 minutes of radio airtime this evening to a so-called ‘comedian’ by the name of Jeremy Hardy, who has used it to give a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party?

    Using such phrases as ‘We of the Left …’ ?

    Anyone know how the BBC can do this and call it a ‘comedy programme’?

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    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps the funniest thing was that it turned out to be true! Haha! Come back John Major we were wrong to not believe the ‘evil eyes’ Blair poster.

    (John Major doesn’t get the credit he deserves and 13 years of Labour is the punishment for that…)

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    Patriot, not Europhobe says:

    He can say what he likes.

    But when the EU wants to sell goods into what, after the UK’s withdrawal,will be its largest export market, I think a fee of £50million per day will be reasonable.

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    just an idea says:

    Instead of lifting UKIP colours perhaps the Tories will finally realise that adopting some of their policies would be a vote winner.

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    Gay Fawkes says:

    I dream of sucking my hero Tony’s cock.

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    Casual Observer says:

    This was going to happen.

    UKIP do not appear to have a casting couch set up for promoting people through the ranks.

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    We of the Left says:

    Yes. We call it “Propaganda”.

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    AC1 says:

    Free the Golders Green Nonces!

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    Our Democratic Heritage says:

    Two civilised Englishmen having a laugh. What’s not to like?

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    Shabbat Goy Fawkes says:

    Anti-semitic c’unt!

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    EU Watch says:

    Just reading his quote:

    ‘Leaving is an act of free will and perfectly legitimate but it doesn’t come for free,’

    There are some very serious implications in what he is saying there regarding our current situation, and what could happen if free will to leave is exercised. This is somewhat threatening rhetoric Herman.

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    Point of Information says:

    To be fair, one of them is criminally insane, the other two are just retarded.

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    Nicholas Cleggleby says:

    Yellow is the colour of festering puss and purple, the hue of a strangled cock. Blue is the colour of frozen death, and red is what you piss when your kidneys are fucked. And that children, is my lesson in elementary uk politics!

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    Clogg says:

    I’ve never heard anything specifcally negative about David Ward,Lord Rennard, Mike Handycock or Chris Huhne.
    Can’t stop,I’m off to the airport.

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    Ken Lizardstone says:

    I personally know Popeye the Salamander. He is what he is, too. He’s one tough gazookus wot hates all palookas wot ain’t on the up-and-square — just like me, yeah? And he eats all his spinach, too!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I used to like that but had to stop listening when that smug leftist prick joined.

    Mind you the whole thing is infested with leftists.

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    Labour candidate John O Farrell says:

    Tories deserve to be blown up by the IRA.

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    List of right wing comedians says:

    Jim Davidson. Incidentally, worked most of his career on the bbc.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Latest exclusive exit poll! Labour landslide in Eastleigh!

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    Jimmy says:

    Rumour is next week he will announce plans to invade Poland and gas Moslems, but only if he wins in 2015.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    You still ain’t told us nothing yet– are we supposed to take our best guess which is which, or (as I suspect) will any permutation do?

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Channel 4 News. We only give you half the story, so that it suits our left wing agenda.
    RBS 5 billiom loss and 600 million bonus. No mention of the underlying profit of 3.5 billion, and that Hester is doing a good job in getting the bank ready for sale.
    No C4 news are a witless bunch of lefty twats.
    How’s the bus pass Jon boy.

    C4 news talk the country down, yet they do not mention their own high salaries, and what for, reading auto-cue.

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    Message for Rompuy says:

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes,I just read that & I think my jaw dropped. Amazing even for him.

    He should be booted out come the elections……..


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    Perse O'Nally says:

    Starting with people by the name of Jimmy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like attempted blackmail from the scrawny little twat.

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    Short list says:


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    Nigel Yesterday says:

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    Channel 4 News says:

    We concur.

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    Herman van Rompuy (unelected president of Britain) says:

    Vee hav vays of persuading you to stay in der Glorious EU Reich! Vee can be most persuasive. Vee are, naturally, your friends. But if you conzider to leave us, vee vill persuade you zat your actions are in the error.

    So. Let’s be zee good friends. You keep giving me zee £20 billionz every year, und I vill forget zis little matter of your ‘departure’, ja?

    Heil me!

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    Jim Davidson says:


    Until the kosher ones (think Ben Elton and his legal chums of his tribe) introduced political correctness and then I was out on my ear!

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    Uncommon Knowledge says:

    Unbeknown to some Channel 4 suck on the TV tax tit too.

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    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Apparently the voters are less likely to run from UKIP canvassers, and some early reports are indicating a definite shift of voting intention away from Lib Dems:


    Some Tweets are indicating that the polling stations appear to be very busy, which suggests there could be a good turnout. That despite apparent ‘voter fatigue': aka. Shameless propaganda attempt to dissuade people from voting.

    The postal vote accounts received accounted for about 11% it was reported the other day.

    If Tories come behind UKIP, stealing their colours on the pamphlet today may be very difficult to explain. But at least they didn’t shout out ‘vote UKIP’ in the HoC. (Anyone figure out which Labour MP did that yet ?)

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    hahaha says:

    The voters just get to select which greedy pig gets its snout into the trough. The real government goes on elsewhere.

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    members in hand says:

    thats what hardy does and not overly well either

  173. 173
    All hail Sadowitz says:

    Stopped listening to this programme years ago when I grew up and joined the real world.I can’t believe Jeremy Hardy is still on it!Does he do anything else apart from leech hard-earned money from licence payers?Why wasn’t he put out to pasture in the 80’s?

  174. 174
    Every one a nonce says:

    Oh I don’t know – he got to fuck Edwina up the arse.

  175. 175
    members in hand says:

    nigel likes to come from behind so he’ll be there

  176. 176
    Point of Information says:

    Or a declaration of war. In which case, pre-emptive strike on Brussels / Strasbourg is now perfectly legal.

  177. 177
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    But we adore it!

  178. 178
    Nigel Penguin Farage says:

    Which one am I again, nurse?

  179. 179
    BBC comedy bookers says:

    Only those who subscribe to our leftist views will be allowed a platform.
    Indoctrination is paramount,comedic skill irrellevant.
    We will decide what the nation finds funny.

  180. 180
    hahaha says:

    When the power goes off because of green Huhnery, burning faggots might keep us warm.

  181. 181
    Every one a nonce says:

    Or getting spitroasted by Tony and Rupe

  182. 182
    hold them to ac says:

    And splattered in the comments of the Guardian was a Lib Dems Landslide in spite of a character assassination of Clegg. Who might be a bit of a wet dutch Clog.

  183. 183
    Fuck the LiblabCon says:

    Oh dear, what a bunch of clueless wankers!
    That boat left years ago Ed, damage has been done and won’t be forgotten for many decades to come.


  184. 184
    Chris says:

    Wrong. There is a huge difference between the Conservatives and UKIP.

    UKIP wants to leave the EU. Cameron does not.

    Do you believe there will be an In/Out referendum in 2017? Cameron last year told his MPs to vote against the vote on a referendum on this parliament. He is said on record that he does not want to leave the EU.

    Cameron is happy to give £12 billion in overseas aid.

    Cameron is pro Gay marriage.

  185. 185
    Ed Miliband says:

    Indeed! Coming 4th will be the greatest landslide ever! A vote for Miliband and Balls and our plan to wre… er, revive the economy after the next election.

    Onwards to second place in 2015!

  186. 186
    dogsled says:

    I couldn’t believe what I was listening to. As if his constant references to “Tories”, “Tory Boys,” “Thatcher” “The Glorious NHS”, “The Malvinas” and “The poor old miners” cluttering up The News Quiz weren’t bad enough now they gave him an entire half hour to preach his leftist bile.

    Comparing Osborne to slave owning plantation boss…… classy Jeremy, real classy.

  187. 187
    BBC newsreader Huw Edwards says:

    Eastleigh election will be held on Friday…

  188. 188
    Prison Plant says:

    Sarah Palin: Feds Are Stockpiling Bullets For Civil Unrest


    Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has warned that the federal government is “stockpiling bullets” in preparation for “civil unrest,” adding that America is “finished” if it cannot deal with its debt problem.

  189. 189
    unintended consequences says:

    Looks like the Conservatives in Eastleigh will have driven away some of the soft Conservative support to the Lib Dems with their impression of UKIP.

  190. 190
    Person from Porlock says:

    Or even tomorrow.

  191. 191
    Moose stalker says:

    it would take a good few shots to shut her up thats for sure so the need to stock up sensible

  192. 192
    Read between the lines says:


  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    with KNIVES

  194. 194
    Prison Plant says:

    Poll: Internet edges networks as public’s source for news, only 6% trust media


    Cable TV is still king, with 32 percent of the 1,000 likely voters Rasmussen polled getting their news from that source. Newspapers barely register a 10 percent, and radio is the source of news for 7 percent of the country.

  195. 195
    A Non-Rhyming Couplet says:

    Have you tried to make a living as a poet? Unless you are good at it, there is nothing left to do but suckle at the teat of the BBC and recite all the platitudes.

  196. 196
    edwina says:

    Oh no he didn’t.

  197. 197

    Just two hours until polls close in Eastleigh, so why not tune in at 10pm for news, interviews & the live result!


    Starts at 10pm :)

  198. 198
    Mr Grumpy says:

    The Beeb do nothing but criticise Israel in any stories connected with the country.

  199. 199
    Tricky Nicky says:

  200. 200
    Conservative Central Office says:

    I think he liked snatches that don’t drip

  201. 201
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Yep that EUSSR and Euro are working SOOO SOOO well….

  202. 202
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’ve got half an eye on twitter. UKIP is trending. There are some revolting lefties behaving like children.They scream hatred when things are not going their way.

    Quite amusing.

  203. 203
    Point of Information says:

    See Saul Al!nsky Rule 1:


    ‘RULE 1: “Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.”’

    Then ask if the large number of bullet purchase / delivery is credible.

    This is Obama politics, so fairly easy to figure what is propaganda and what isn’t.

  204. 204
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Sorry lefty, your race card is overdrawn and further use isn’t going to work.

    4th place for Lab = a win for the rest of us!

  205. 205
    Make the Liblabcon pay for their crimes says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if all western countries (outside of say Switzerland) are doing the same on the quiet.

    Trouble is the criminal and corrupt political classes may no longer be able to count on the loyalty of the military and police (certainly not the lower ranks).

    Perhaps they can hire foreign mercenaries to do the killing for them.

  206. 206
    any old boiler... says:

    we’ve seen you alan watching margaret beckett’s eyes mist over when john smith used to speak at the despatch box… ohhhhhhhhhh take me take me

  207. 207
    Thanks! says:

    Would you mind reposting this in 1 hr 47 mins time?

  208. 208
    Person from Porlock says:

    Are you volunteering to be a suicide bomber?

  209. 209
    Biased BBC says:

    You can’t be a comedian on the BBC unless you’re leftwing, it’s a cold hard fact.

  210. 210
    A Sage says:

    That is how things should be.

  211. 211
    Casual Observer says:

    The left really is a braying donkey draped in a lion skin. This is beginning to become apparent again.

    Awful to think that many fell for their lies before.

    The hatred they are screaming is not much different to the message they were pumping before which people bought. It is very important that all realize that.

  212. 212
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Not very tolerant of the traditions in Christian marriage. In fact breaking the very first freedom, freedom of association.

  213. 213
    UKIP a vote of real fiction says:

    dream ye on

  214. 214
    Public revulsion at politics says:

    There’s one thing the poiticalclass fear more than the polls…and that’s the wrath of the people. Hence the the repartriation of troops from foreign lands.

    Remember – even worms can turn.

    You read it here first.

  215. 215
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t Nigel’s wife German ?

  216. 216
    cassagova says:

    haven’t you got some ironing to do nellie … get the basque on grab a large glass of vino vimto and let yourself go gel

  217. 217
    Person from Porlock says:

    If I were an Eastleigh voter and the voting system were to be PR, this is how I would have voted:

    1. UKIP – Diane James
    2. Conservative – Maria Hutchings
    3. Monster Raving Loony – Howling Laud Hope

  218. 218
    Thursday child is thick in the head says:

    I think the Federal government will find hard to keep up with it’s people, even with the buying power they have, it’s people have been stockpiling since the Kenyan got in, the makers have been on 24hour manufacturing since.

  219. 219
    Wacist Watch says:

    You have a problem with that?

  220. 220
    Treasury of the Exchequer says:

    “Trouble is the criminal and corrupt political classes may no longer be able to count on the loyalty of the military and police (certainly not the lower ranks).”

    It’s when the state can’t afford to pay the military and the police that the troubles start to begin.

  221. 221
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    To be a successful politician you really have to be a fucking good liar
    This is where Clegg falls down ,because he is shite at it

  222. 222
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Why is the media, especially the BBC and Channel 4, so negative. What is it with these arsewipes.

  223. 223
    Person from Porlock says:

    The sheep rejected you?

  224. 224
    Common Purpose says:


  225. 225
    bbc scumclub says:

    hes always been a lefty c’unt

  226. 226
    The Loony Left says:


  227. 227
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    More like the Italian elections with Beppo Grilla wining the most votes.

  228. 228
    New World Order says:

    Please refer to posts #191 and #166 and look up Eward Bernays on wiki and note which tribe he comes from!

  229. 229
    Calamity Clegg says:

  230. 230
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour disgruntled leaks dept says:

    you and that dumb doughnut balls are doing everything in your power to ensure we’re second …. you muppets

  231. 231
    Not Boris says:

    Nigel isn’t gay. Get over it.

  232. 232
    Twatter Watch says:

    Yes indeed, they seems to be quite a lot of them posting the same shit over and over again and stirring the pot.

  233. 233
    R. Youshore says:

    One and three are self-cancelling, no ?

  234. 234
    home office immigration dept says:

    if she is a kraut ve vant to zee her papers

  235. 235
    EU Watch says:

    Cameron is apparently going to resist the EU plan to cap banker bonuses, which Bor!s is rightly pointing out damages UK edge in Financial markets:


    Direct government interference in wage setting is dangerous territory. There is a justification for minimum wage setting, but beyond that it is very murky and smacks of communism. The private sector should be allowed to set wage levels independently of government.

    The left of course are making this out to be Cameron defending the bankers. After the 50% rate was introduced, a large chunk of Mayfair (Hedge Funds) relocated to Switzerland, and have not returned. The effect of this will motivate staff currently based in London to relocate.

    The US has relaxed its H1B visa quotas recently, and NY would not say no to some of the good talent in London which wished to relocate there.

    Furthermore this reinforces the fact that since 2011 the UK has had pretty much zero influence in EU matters.

  236. 236
    confused.... says:

    can he walk on water ?
    he certainly couldn’t fly

  237. 237
    Milibandit says:

    He was an Ed too.

  238. 238

    Infested with our lefties.

  239. 239
    JadedJean says:

    “To be a successful politician you really have to be a fucking good liar”

    Being a “Friend of Isräel” certainly won’t do them any harm either…ask Messrs Ward, Dyall, Blair and Churchill(admittedly a bit difficult with the last suggestion).

  240. 240
    Eeyore says:

    I could forgive SOME of that if he was only showing a modicum of competence in running the country.

    Regrettably, he really meant it when describing himself as ‘heir to Blair’. He continues his hero’s self-regarding concern for tomorrow’s headlines rather than the longer-term interests of the country, thus avoiding confrontation with the ‘tough choices’ which he is forever blethering on about and always dodging.

  241. 241
    Frequent Flyer says:

    He had a pilot. As do I normally.

  242. 242
    Make the Liblabcon pay for their crimes says:

    Moral in the UK police and military must be at rock bottom.

    I believe part of the stand off-ishnes of the police during the 2011 riots was a shot across the bow to Westminster.

  243. 243

    Cathy Newman c4 fat check.

    So far :

    John Prescott. Yes, he’s fat.
    Eric Pickles : yep, he’s fat.
    Diane Abbott: oh yes..she’s on the list.

  244. 244
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Hello Tat.

    Get well soon.

  245. 245
    New Labour says:

    We absolutely despise the white working class!

  246. 246
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Yes, Only one religious group are above criticism…

    u slime (+m -e)

  247. 247
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Bollinger Bumming and Coke*

    *powdered version.

  248. 248
    Some advice for Clegg says:

    Use one of your other passports and bugger off out of our country for good.

  249. 249
    Eeyore says:

    One of the great political puzzles of our time: what was the REAL reason for David Davis’s hara-kiri?

    He and Daniel Hannan would have run a winning Tory party instead of this flabby, failing, pinko lot.

    So where’s Hannan when his country needs him? Doing good work, no doubt, but in bloody Brussels instead of Westminster. Get over here, Dan, and sort this lot out. Please!

  250. 250
    Cathy Newman admirer says:

    She’s not a fat chick!

  251. 251
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Invading poland and gassing people is the policy of a socialist party.

  252. 252
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    UKIP are not a socialist party.

  253. 253
    Person from Porlock says:

    Yes I am sure.

    No, they are not self-cancelling. The best candidate (leaving aside political allegiances) is the UKIP candidate.

    I have never voted UKIP in my life and yet I have come to that judgment so I bring no baggage.

  254. 254
    ZeroHedge says:

    To be a successful politician you really have to be a fucking good liar


    Usually, when the administration needs a distraction from just how broke and insolvent in reality the country is, it sends the stock market soaring higher. As such it is beyond ironic that as the S&P is set to hit an all time high, Detroit – that shining symbol of the Obama administration’s bailout of General Motors – effectively goes broke.

  255. 255
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    Ve ask ze questions, WW.

  256. 256
    Don't you be straying off the Liblabcon plantation, d'ya hear. says:

    Oh, what a card you are Mr Honeker. My sides are splitting as I type.

  257. 257
    ZeroHedge says:

    2nd attemp!

    Detroit To Be Taken Over By The State


    Usually, when the administration needs a distraction from just how broke and insolvent in reality the country is, it sends the stock market soaring higher. As such it is beyond ironic that as the S&P is set to hit an all time high, Detroit – that shining symbol of the Obama administration’s bailout of General Motors – effectively goes broke.

  258. 258
    UKID DING says:

    Nigel Baggage ?

  259. 259
    The Loony Left says:

    No, she’s a thick twat.

  260. 260
    Person from Porlock says:

    As someone who walked away from a (non-political) situation because I could see no right in any approach at that time, I do to an extent understand.

    But he has not hung up his political boots so he must be playing a long game. My theory and I may be wrong. Offer better, anyone!

    Hell, if you read this DD, tell us yourself for God’s sake!

  261. 261
    Confused says:

    Is that Lawr3nce of Arab!a, or Burnham of Stafford ?

  262. 262
    Eeyore says:

    What do you expect? It’s just the usual early noises before any proper negotiation begins.

    For Herman’s sake, I hope the little fellow doesn’t beat his chest too hard; he could do himself a mischief.

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    But I bet the two pictured know how to spell loony…

  264. 264
    Eeyore says:

    OK, if you don’t like it, COMPLAIN to those smug lefties living off our TV-poll-tax! As I did.


  265. 265
    Point of Information says:

    You are Lord R3nnard, I claim GBP 5.

  266. 266
    Herman van Rumpboy says:


  267. 267
    Chicken Rice & Pea says:

    A morbidly obese thick twat at that.

  268. 268
    Vote UKIP and hold your head high says:

    If I was a UKIPer in Eastleigh, I’d be more worried about tories lifting shirts than lifting colours.

  269. 269
    Person from Porlock says:

    Is that a rational argument?

    If it is it is way over my head.

  270. 270
    Eeyore says:

    Oh! You’ve got selective, have you? I thought you despise all whites.

  271. 271
    Eeyore says:

    ….or it invents a pressing need for gay marriage.

  272. 272
    One day I will too says:

    Eric my hero

    “My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan.”

  273. 273
    Don't you be straying off the Liblabcon plantation, d'ya hear. says:

    Isn’t Nigel’s wife German ?

    So what. The EU does not equal European civilisation.

    Those cheering the EU project are quite happy to see historic European countries disappear, and native European peoples ethnically replaced.

    So much for their support for ‘Europe’.

  274. 274
    Hardy says:

    Thought I’d blown it
    Being a shit poet
    But not being funny
    Is no bar to Beeb money
    As their comedy bookers
    Are undiscerning fuckers

  275. 275
    Technomist says:

    I spoke to a number of police during the night of 8th August in my part of London and they were anything but ‘standing off’. They were doing a good job and working hard.

    There were a few who did seem very bitter about the government but I do not think the problems in the riots of areas being abandonned were due to the rank and file not being up for it. It was mainly down to poor leadership and deployment decisions.

  276. 276
    Wacist Watch says:

  277. 277
    JadedJean says:

    It all started to take root with programmes like “Love Thy Neighbour” and “Mind Your Language” etc. and before then “Some Mothers Do ‘Av ‘Em” look up at who wrote these programmes and indeed even starred in them in some cases.

    Which political agenda was thrust upon us by this subversive group and whose interests did they represent?

    Think on this…if we are all born “equal”…who would benefit most from racial equality legislation?…a disadvantaged group…or another group, that were say more advantaged in terms of their cognitive ability?

    (hint: think Nobel prizes and which tribe features as recipients way above what the Null Hypothesis would predict all other things being “equal”)

  278. 278
    Incapable Vince says:

  279. 279
    Jimmy says:

    Nothing wrong with a man wanting to better himself, although he was perhaps setting his sights a little high.

  280. 280
    Don Bisley says:

    Vote ukip and hold your nose, surely ?

  281. 281
    Red☭Ed says:

    Vothe Labour my Easthleigh comrades.
    I pwomist ass many turnips ass you can eat, VOTE LABOUR!

  282. 282
    Common Humanity says:

    As wrong as he was that day on so many levels, there is something about Eric which helps prevent me from lapsing into facile stereotypes about the French. For that reason alone I admire him. He is a complex man, but above all he is a man. Vive les Seagulls

  283. 283
    Raving Loon says:

    The Tories will never let us leave the EU, don’t let them deceive you.

    Also, this ad shows the Tories simply don’t understand why UKIP are popular. It’s not just about the EU anymore.

    Vote UKIP.

  284. 284
    Person from Porlock says:

    If you want to retain your reputation as a moderate Muslim, then making remarks like this is hardly the way to go.

    Breathing the Manchester air may not help. There are many in the country that are not infected by socialism.

  285. 285
    Anon says:

    Yup, that’ll message definitely get the vote out.

  286. 286
    Person from Porlock says:

    If you want to retain your reputation as a moderate Muslim, then making remarks like this is hardly the way to go.

    Breathing the Manchester air may not help. There are many in the country that are not infected by socialism..

  287. 287
    Jimmy says:

    Cameron does make Major look good.

  288. 288
    Anonymous says:




  289. 289
    Cathy Newman admirer says:

    I meant Cathy Newman is not a fat chick!

  290. 290
    Patriot says:

    There is nothing wrong with his being Dutch. There are lots of Dutch people here in the UK. I just don’t think we should have a man in Parliament, let alone in the office of Deputy Prime Minister, whose loyalties are not 100% towards this country.

  291. 291
    Mong Public says:

    Will do!

  292. 292
    The rest of the internet says:

    There is no need to shout

  293. 293
    New Labour says:

    Not the LBGT ones!

  294. 294
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    How many times has Sqd Ldr Farridge repeated the Cameron / Referendum lie today?

    Danger at 9’o’clock, Nige. I say old boy, watch out for those power lines.

  295. 295
    Don Bisley says:

    The Kippers will turn Britain into Ukiptopia !!

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    Jeremy Hardy has always reminded me of a posh rich Home Counties boy trying too hard to impress his trendy new mates.
    Oh hang on a min…

  297. 297
    Person from Porlock says:

    So is it that we don’t want winners? Particularly in schools? Or anywhere else?

    If any or all of these are the case, then what do we want?

  298. 298
    UKID DING says:

    Overhead luggage rack ?

  299. 299
    Alf Garnett says:

    Yeah!…hold your nose until all the smelly foreigners are kicked out!

  300. 300
    Vote UKIP and hold your head high says:

    The Blair demon eyes was the most accurate political forecast there has ever been.

    It didn’t lose the election, everyone was fed up with the tories by then.

  301. 301
    Vote UKIP and hold your head high says:

    If you think you can do better then put or shut up.

  302. 302
    Point of Information says:


    V!ncent Tabak is a good example of a Dutch guy in the UK.

    He indirectly helped the whacked off mob as well.

  303. 303
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    But they haven’t got any people to sexually harass.

  304. 304
    Person from Porlock says:

    Thank you for clearing that question up.

  305. 305
    Dykey Gregg says:

    Bollie, Bumming and Crack*

    *either kind, ducky

  306. 306
    Indigene says:

    National Socialism puts the indigenous population first.

    Please don’t confuse natoinal soacialism with international (cosmopolitan) socialism as the former is truly left wing and the latter is right wing (or libertarian)…or do you deliberately wish to deceive?

  307. 307
    Question Time says:

    Tonight’s Question Time comes from Eastleigh. On the panel is communist Ken Loach.

  308. 308
    Dykey Gregg says:

    A lie is a lie, so yes it is in the same category silly tory gayer.

  309. 309
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Think I will leave it to y’all tonight – save:

    I know that my 20% of friends are honest have integrity, morality, intelligence and ARE NOT moneygrubbing bastards.

  310. 310
    Consufed penadt says:

    Is it “twat” or “pedantic fucking twat” ?

  311. 311
    Stats says:

    You have as many as 5?

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    A nasty, brutish, imperial presidency


    “Today’s liberals seem to be taking their marching orders from other quarters. Specifically, from the college and university campuses where administrators, armed with speech codes, have for years been disciplining and subjecting to sensitivity training any students who dare to utter thoughts that liberals find offensive. The campuses that used to pride themselves as zones of free expression are now the least free part of our society.”

  313. 313
    Abdul the tory amir says:

    vote tory, get Islam

    also get honour killings
    acid in the face
    sharia law

  314. 314
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    One Labour MP was screaming out like a banshee at PMQs yesterday. Funny that Burcow never shut her up, or called her out by name.

  315. 315
    Person from Porlock says:

    Libertarianism has both right wing and left wing versions.

    No right wing manifestation is socialist in the remotest sense. If you are thinking of Dave, he is not Libertarian.

    …or do you deliberately wish to deceive?

  316. 316
  317. 317
    In support of the real Nigel Farage says:

    UKIP are the only party with credibility.

    tories want higher taxes, more moslems, more eu control, less freedom, and more anal sex between (consenting?) homosexuals

    and so do labour
    and so do libdem
    and so do you

  318. 318
    Joe says:

    It’s been a huge problem for years and needs tackling head on.

  319. 319
    Desperate Tory who loves bum sex says:

    OOh ducky don’t vote Nigel

    vote for Dave! He’s just like Tony!

  320. 320
    Peter Milne says:

    You think he is going to bed on an election night at just before closing time?


  321. 321
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    Read this and have laugh….

    ‘Labour’s Chris Bryant, the shadow immigration minister, said: ‘Net migration is falling but public concern is rising. Labour supports strong controls to bring immigration down.’

    Underpants is such a wag.

  322. 322
    albacore says:

    What’s that, then – the Tories promised an in/out vote?
    Not Dave’s pledge in cast-iron that came down to nowt?
    What is it, titanium, with knobs on, this time?
    As the septics might say, not worth a wooden dime

  323. 323
    Conspiracy of Communist Dullards says:

  324. 324
    Person from Porlock says:

    Predict a majority of under 1,000.

  325. 325
    morag the moronic moo says:

    left whing interlekchewal

  326. 326
    Moby Dick says:

    Anybody have yellow fever

  327. 327
    JadedJean says:

    Ken Loach likes dysfunctional poor people, but not dysfunctional rich people. he’s made his fame and fortune out of this interest. He is of course an ideological Trotskyite, not a statist. He is also somewhat prejudiced about how and why people are the way they are.

    For example, he seems to think, like so many Trots, that other people have privilege because they inherit it. But he does not seem to have understood that what people inherit are genes which express as their behaviours. He doesn’t seem to have grasped that people have no choice in this matter either. Fairness is largely about coming to recognise this and manage it. I watch his films to see the workings of a deluded man’s ‘mind’.

    Ken says:

    “I would like to ask those colleagues who have knelt before the Queen at some point in their lives: really, what are you doing?

    “You don’t want to be in there with the fraudsters, the tricksters and the knaves.

    “And the woman you are kneeling before represents most of what is wrong with this country – inherited privilege and inherited wealth. Let’s have a bit more dignity than crawling before that woman, please.”

    If you are going to learn one thing here, learn that Trots are self-serving anarchists, and that their fundamental error is to ignore or worse, abuse the complex fact that people are largely as they are not by choice, but by genetics.

  328. 328
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    UKIP? Best candidate?

    The one who said criticism of O’Farrell for wishing Thatcher dead was ‘puerile’.

    She sounds like a left winger entryist who’s hitched herself to the Farridge bandwagon.

  329. 329
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    What cast iron guarantee? The one Farridge made up?

  330. 330
    Person from Porlock says:

    If you are not a left winger entryist, then what, pray, are you?

  331. 331
    Person from Porlock says:

    That’s it, they are closed.

  332. 332
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Polling Closed:

  333. 333
    abdul says say no to bum sex dave says:

    What about Moslems? We love chucking acid in girls’ faces if they try to edchookate thereselves. wy dont yu respekt our beleves?

  334. 334
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    The BBCs latest attempt at state imposed multiculturalism


  335. 335
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    moneygrubbing is not a proper word, you are therefore docked 12 billion silly word points. :)

  336. 336
    twat says:

    Hardy, another IRA supporter

  337. 337
    Lord Rennard says:

    I love politics. All the counting jobs are taken by women.

  338. 338
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Labour – A party full of liars.

  339. 339
    The BBC Causes Serious Mental Illness says:

    It is not the first time:


    S!mpson’s was total hug a muzzie, with gender bend twist.

  340. 340
    Dave & Ed says:

    zere vill be no laffing ven *ve* vin !

  341. 341
    Charles Kennedy says:

    Am I too late for last orders?

  342. 342
    You are not Mr Farage says:

    You’re the big gay twat

  343. 343
    Person from Porlock says:

    Understand what you are saying but to any Libertarian, the differences between Trotskyism and statism is rather like the difference between given the choice of drowning in water or vinegar.

    The state obliterates the individual in either case.

    No one who likes the state to be all powerful can possibly relish the concept of a monarchy, even a constitutional one.

    For those many who do not think that way, the monarch represents a safeguard and our Queen is the best monarch we have ever had.

  344. 344
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Shouldn’t Andy Burnham resign before Sir David Nicholson.
    Burnham and labour’s silence is deafening.

  345. 345
    you are dave's bum sex sweetheart says:

    UKIP happily do not attract big gay twats like you

  346. 346
    The Nuremberg Tribunal says:

    Shouldn’t Andy Burnham be under arrest?

  347. 347
    Person from Porlock says:

    No equivalence here. Please try harder.

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    Sky news: “Unusual number of postal votes”

    What a shock, common purpose decides.

  349. 349
    albacore says:

    Funny that, it was a very widespread delusion
    Even The Guardian succumbed to the confusion


  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Definitely no horsemeat in your chipolata.

  351. 351
    US Watch says:

    Provided the 2nd Amendment does get completely trashed the Obama problem will be dealt with.

    The worry there is the new gun control laws being signed in, Maryland is a good example.

    On twitter, many rumors of impeachment. Later in the year that may become a reality.

  352. 352
    A Window says:

    I prefer Elizabeth I

  353. 353
    on behalf of the lefty retards who like this shit says:

    Yo Jezza – tell us the one about Fatcha again!

  354. 354
    Goggle eyes says:

    Production is a bit “Chanel 9 News” (Scorchio!) Quite interesting, though. I like local grass-roots journalism, so fair play to them. Nice looking girl presenting it, too!

  355. 355
    Stamp Out Postal Fraud says:

    There is a reason why Alan Johnson, Keith Vaz, Harriet Harman, Peter Hain, Ed Miliband, Ed Balls, David Milliband and the rest of the Labour Party got where they are today, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

  356. 356
    UKIP - for Europeans, against the EU says:

    Yes she is, because UKIP does not have a problem with Europeans, just the institution of the EU.

    It’s not that hard to understand.

  357. 357
    Ideas for a Newsround report says:

    Perhaps they could feature an in-depth report of life for women in Muslim countries and the consequences of failing to wear a burka- like having acid thrown in your face.
    Or being forbidden from driving,working,talking to men other than those in your family.Being subjected to genital mutilation and denied an education beyond the age of 14.
    Educate your young viewers about those aspects life for women in Muslim countries.

  358. 358
    Anonymous says:

    Any relation to the East German Honeckers?

  359. 359
    not a machine says:

    twas the night of allhuhnes eve , the lambrini blue nun is on ice ,however keep yer eye on USA sequestration . The fickle boot of fate is near to someones arse

  360. 360
    vote tory, vote bum sex says:

    you’re thinking of tories again, dirty gay boy

  361. 361
    Lord Randyhands says:

    Can I hold your backside while you hold your nose?

  362. 362
    We're no better than a banana republic says:

    Double check the postal votes in Eastleigh.

  363. 363
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

  364. 364
  365. 365
    Axe the TV Tax says:

    The BBC is a fucking disgrace!

  366. 366
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    3 days ago Eastleigh Council reported:
    14,276 postal votes issued,
    received back: 8,500 back at that time

    That was about 11% of the vote received.

  367. 367
    BBC says:

    Right on Bro!

  368. 368
    Guardian says:

    Right on Bro!

  369. 369
    Lord Randyhands says:

    My hands are under a dress.

  370. 370
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    “I knew Nothing about the Eastleigh by election untill channel 4 rang me on Sunday”

  371. 371
    Middel klass whitey in Londonistan says:

    Right on Bro!

  372. 372
    The BBC Causes Serious Mental Illness says:

    And more importantly for us infidels, how muzzie womens dress is very useful for sneaking people and materiel across borders. However, some discussion of the consequences for being caught out should also be mentioned.

  373. 373
    Anonymous says:

    soul never dies.
    body like a piece of cloth is shed.
    is everthing else pretence?

  374. 374
    JadedJean says:

    We live in a right-wing liberal-democracy (just like the USA and EU). Libertarianism is right-wing, aka anarchistic. Day after day we see what’s left of the state being privatised or undermined first by New Labour and now by the Conservatives and the Liberal-Democracts. Can you see that?

  375. 375
    not a machine says:

    Given that he was in charge of north staffs and the standards , tip of iceberg , one of labours dirty secrets ,that some shiney new PFI hospitals were serving the people that would be overpaying for them ….

  376. 376

    Polls have closed in Eastleigh and the ballot boxes have started to arrive so why not tune in for news, interviews & the live result!


    Starts at 10pm till late :)

  377. 377
    not a machine says:

    is that the Eastleigh lib dem council that is so authorised to hold the register of who is eligable to vote ……? and send out the voting papers ?

  378. 378
    JadedJean says:

    Please try to grasp that fascism and national socialism are left-wing. Just a little research into their origins will show you that this is true. The right-wing is anarchistic, i.e. minimal government, no state. Thatcher was right-wing. The Tories are right-wing. The Lib-dems are right-wing. New Labour are right-wing.

    Under Fascism and National Socialism (and Socialism in One Country in the old USSR and PRC today) the state controls corporations. It does not take a hands off approach (deregulation) with respect to industry/businesses as liberal-democracies do. It does the opposite. The National Socialists in Germany were fighting anarchism – Trotskyism is anarchism. Je w ish Anarchists were sent into Russia in 1917 to topple the Tsar to get Russia out of WWI. The Je ws they were after were anarchists. Make sure you understand that libertarians are anarchists. Stalin changed Russian communism/anarchism to Socialism in One Country, which was like Old Labour! Read some of the Webb’s book. Sidney Webb drafted Clause IV of teh Labour Party. He was a Fabian. Think NHS, British Rail, BA, Royal Mail, Gas Board, Coal Board, state education etc and you get the idea of GOSPLAN. Think of the BoE and you have GOSBANK! Think The Civil Service and you have The Party.

  379. 379
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    A Tory.

    Farridge is a phoney, taking everyone for a ride. I hope it’s not in his aeroplane. It’ll end in tears.

    See you don’t defend the UKIP candidate’s comments

    PS: She also criticised the Tory health service reforms. So it’s OK that the NHS killed 1200 people in Stafford then.

  380. 380
    Fuck it says:

    Pope pope pope fucking pope. Fucking media shut up about this fucking mong.

  381. 381
    Point of Information says:

    Interesting coverage so far. You guys need to get the audio sorted out with the live links to Eastleigh though ;-)

  382. 382
    Bert says:

    Does she really want all these windowlickers to come on her?

  383. 383
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Yes. It was reported by Cr!ck though, so the reporting source at least is safe.

    Apparently early exit polls from BBC sources indicating that UKIP may be third behind Con / Lib. Haven’t been able to confirm that source.

  384. 384
    Anonymous says:

    Following the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, in 1997, Major was appointed a special guardian to Princes William and Harry,with responsibility for legal and administrative matters…..source:wikip.
    a unique distinction?

  385. 385
    Jimmy says:

    I just hope I sent in enough.

  386. 386
    Question Time says:

    Question Time fun starting now. On the panel Labour’s Angela Eagle, Conservative Clare Perry, Lib Dem Jeremy Browne, Neil ‘Brown Envelopes’ Hamilton and Communist Ken Loach.

  387. 387
    WVM says:



  388. 388
    Anonymous says:


  389. 389
    Vive l'entante cordial says:

    Eric was only wrong on one level that day.

    But yes, he was an intelligent, footballing man, and he has a nice self-deprecating English sense of humour.

    Don’t be the trawler or the seagull, be the sea.

  390. 390
    WVM says:

    I would :)

  391. 391
    A Bear in the Woods says:

    To be fair, quite a lot of people in the world are Catholic

  392. 392
    Bert says:

    That’s not even blank verse.

    To get money from the Arts Council, you need to attend to the layout a bit. Like so:

    Have you tried to make a living
    As a poet?
    Unless you are good at it, there is nothing left
    To do but suckle
    At the teat of the BBC and
    Recite all the platitudes.

  393. 393
    Watcher says:

    The second woman with the dark hair has logorrhea

  394. 394
    Plod 666 says:

    Is it really such a good idea for an immigrant or recent descendant of an immigrant to talk about “smashing” anyone?

    Especially one called “Muhammed”.

  395. 395
    The Rabbinical Be'elzebub says:



  396. 396
    WVM says:

    Sorry but I’ll be doing the usual, which will entail shouting at the TV wile the Question Time is on and laughing at the TV wile Brillo is on after.

    Nice channel though, shame about the audio.

  397. 397
    The Public Are Sweet says:

    Ha ha ha

    A beard thinks Chris Huhne should have stood again.

  398. 398
    Question Time says:

    Someone in the audience just said he regrets Chris Huhne is no longer MP!

  399. 399
    Sid the Sexist says:

    I assume you are talking about the one in dark green as opposed to one in bright green?

  400. 400
    A dullard says:

    Angela Eagle is one of the dullest women in the land

  401. 401
    WVM says:

    Hahahaha… indeed.

  402. 402
    Point of Information says:

    They probably don’t need the advice, but it sounds like feedback of sorts. Recording levels at the Eastleigh end ? Good to see some live transmission from the ground, very green production team one suspects. Live is difficult even in the internet age.

  403. 403
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    BBC’s Labour’s Newsnight go in for banker bashing and say tonight,

    ‘The banking crisis has no caused more lasting damage than the great depression.’

    NO, BBC propaganda. The Great Imbecile, running a structural deficit when the sun was shining, and seeing the debt rise year in year from 2002 caused the crisis. When the credit crunch hit, Brown’s policies left the country badly holed and in the worse position of any major country.

    It’s time the BBC was wound up.

  404. 404
    Libertarian says:

    That’s entirely bollox JadedJean but I support your right to spout it.

  405. 405
    I'm Sorry, so sorry says:

    I think it was Nick Clegg!

  406. 406
    we who view says:

    So 80% of your friends are dishonest, theiving, thick twats?

    I can believe it.

  407. 407
    WVM says:

    You act surprised?

    The Question Time audience looks rather too enriched for a 95% white area.


    #Typical BBC

  408. 408
    Newsnight Watcher says:

    Newsnight have switched to Eastleigh, if need a break from QT…

  409. 409
    Con Artists says:

    Don’t believe it buddy, Hannen is a fake, a stooge, a plant…

    He’s far to good at appearing euro sceptic on the surface, but then explaining how the problems are far to big and complicated to ever leave the EU. He always concludes reform and renegotiation are our only hope.

    He knows where his bread is buttered and to be a good boy, appealing to euro sceptics but never actually, doing the do…. Or cutting the mustard.

    By occupying this ‘fake’ euro sceptic box, It enables the media to always wheel him out as the ‘reasonable’ euro sceptic, that box ticked for 1 min, they can get back to the serious business of wall to wall pro EU propaganda.

  410. 410
    we who view says:

    Not in England.

  411. 411
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    From T’Graph:


    ‘A source tells me it looks like the Liberal Democrats have won the postal votes, closely followed by the Tories, with Ukip quite a way behind. However, the feeling is that Ukip has done really very well in votes on the day. Lib Dems still seem fairly confident.
    More than 14,200 postal votes were issued and more than 73 per cent of these were returned. The total electorate is just over 79,000.’

  412. 412
    Anonymous says:

    tb is the mouthpiece of the stable gods on earth.
    he is certainly in a rush to “know”.

  413. 413
    Question Time says:

    Probably the kindest thing you can say about her. I’d have said she lost a war with the ugly missile.

  414. 414
    Bum sex Dave, tory leader says:

    you can hold my c*ck if you like

  415. 415
    Northern git says:

    Not a nice person comment that

  416. 416
    Pedantic Liarspotter says:

    By “could” they mean “might”, and might is not a “FACT>”

  417. 417
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    Interesting balance on BBC QT tonight. Commie Loach and left favouring comments getting loud applause and cheers – 50% + of the audience as opposed to the miserable 10% Labour will achieve in the by-election.

    Another rigged audience

  418. 418
    Anonymous says:

    Brown and Blair were really right-wing deregulating (laissez-faire) libertarians. Cameron openly admired Blair. Cameron is a right-wing libertarian. If Brown was really a socialist, he would have nationalised the entire banking industry. He in fact he bailed it out…thus bailing out liberal democracy and hence right-wing free-market capitalism. He is/was a right wing shill in socialist guise. In the build up of the credit bubble and then the following bank bailouts he allowed the profits to be privatised and then the losses to be socialised. Socialism for the rich alone.

  419. 419
    CaMoron says:

    Vote Tory get Islam

  420. 420
    One Term Dave says:

    I had the opportunity to end the postal vote scam but I was too busy with gay marriage.

  421. 421
    Anonymous says:

    Adhominems, adhominems…argue with what she says.

  422. 422
    Watcher says:

    I don’t see it like that. Loach is being honest in a way that few of the politicians are. He gets applause because he’s not the other idiots

  423. 423
    Oooooooooer... says:

    Oh u r awful but I like u

  424. 424
    The Conservative Party says:

    Don’t worry Dave. We are sharpening the knives.

  425. 425
    A Knife Grinder says:

    Too little too late

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    anything which gets attention has a magnetic quality.
    only truth is forever.

  427. 427
    CaMoron says:

    Yes vote for meeee….

    More gays
    More mussies
    More immigrants
    More debt
    More tax
    More metropolitan socialism
    More EU


  428. 428
    Mustapha Stamp says:

    UKIP have a lot to learn about how to maximise postal voting.

  429. 429
    Person from Porlock says:

    Disagree with your first point. We live in an elective dictatorship that resembles more an oligarchy than a parliamentary democracy. Both parties might attempt to appear right-wing because they need some of the middle and slightly right of centre to prevail. The common method now is to reach out to their opponents territory for the first half of a parliament and risk alienating their own but then in the approach to re-election, try and regain the ground with their own natural base of support. They both do it but in opposite directions.

    I do understand you are a statist and, although I disagree profoundly with your objectives, I respect your honesty in admitting it. It is natural that you should look on all these parties as right-wing because of what I have set out above.

    Whilst I am not quite Attila the Hun, I look on them all as left wing. The explanation of both our views is one of perspective.

    I travelled to the old USSR more than once and understand what you are saying but I do not equate the main swathe of Libertarianism with anarchism although some strains may seem that way. My previous writings here and elsewhere have allowed for regulation of a minimal level which is totally different to the “light touch” introduced in 1997. My rule is similar to Ockham’s Razor. It incorporates the concept of not regulating “beyond necessity”. The key word here is necessity. It will take too long to refine here. New Labour used “light touch” as a bribe to industry. If your case was that there is an unholy, if sometimes uncomfortable, alliance between state and big business, then I would agree with you.

    My youth and early working life was spent in the shadow of chronically inefficient and corrupt state industries. Had they not been changed, I can assure you that we would not be conversing like this now.

    Clause IV was my main sticking point with the old Labour party. When Blair had it changed, I could see it was just a sticking plaster of the sort he was very good at. But it was just that.

  430. 430
    Ukip dreams says:

    or a real remedy for bad wind

  431. 431
    The BBC Causes Serious Mental Illness says:

    Give us credit. We found the only guy in the country who was prepared to say that Huhne should run again…

  432. 432
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    UKIP unblocking the dam of EUSSR scepticism.

    UK dealing with the previous “European unity” project.

  433. 433
    A Knife Grinder says:

    Jeremy Browne could bullshit for a living. Oh. He does.

  434. 434
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Only free market competition cleans out financial parasite infestations.

  435. 435
    another old boiler says:

    unfortunately what she lacks in looks she fails to make up with intellect

  436. 436
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Commuted there then…

  437. 437
    Rasputin says:

    “Cameron is a right-wing libertarian”

    I beg to differ. He is a centre/left oligarch

  438. 438
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    There are apparently 68 ballot boxes to be counted.

    Could go on until 4AM with recount.

    – Inclusive of Labour ?

  439. 439
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    No. It’s a left leaning audience.

    Loach might speak from the heart. It doesn’t make him rational.

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    Clare Perry – “Lord Rennard is not a looker”


  441. 441
    The Bolt on the Stable Door says:

    Is your source a burger of Eastleigh?

  442. 442
    albacore says:

    Well, that’s our Dave and ain’t he just a card
    Does great impressions of a tub of lard
    Or, even better, a man made of smoke
    (Unless the E U gives him a good poke)

  443. 443
    Curtains says:

    Not a looker. A groper.

  444. 444
    James Chapman says:


  445. 445
    CaMoron says:

    Gay marriage, nothing to do with distraction at all.

    It was a command from the EU.

    CaMoron wanted it out of the way before the election.

    Merkal is now having similar problems because she also, never had gay marriage in any manifesto and she will have to implement the same law as us within 2 years.

    So blame the EU for that, another fine mess they’ve got us into…

  446. 446
    gertcha says:

    She doesn’t say anything.

    Simpering, hand-wringing, something-should-be-done

    is not saying anything

    she is a dull lefty fuckwit

  447. 447
    QT Watch says:

    I think that J0hn Denham may be able to confirm that the audience is pretty much the entire Labour support in Eastleigh. Labour didn’t win as they were too busy getting ready for QT.

  448. 448
    CaMoron says:

    Vote Tory, get Islam

  449. 449
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Limp Dumbs liars and sex pests!

  450. 450
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s a tip – if he takes you to a karaoke and starts singing “Can you feel it” make your excuses and leave, unless of course you fancy upgrading from your current squeeze.

  451. 451
    gertcha says:

    Add the postal votes to the votes cast in the polling stations and you will end up with a population twice the size of London.

  452. 452
    Anonymous says:

    Would oligarch’s be ever so enthusiastic for gay marriage?

    Liberatrians are liberal (pro individual rights over societal responsibilities). The clue is in the name. Pro LBGT rights over the sanctity of heterosexual marriage and the natural family.

    The right-wing part of the label relates to his economic principles i.e. pro free-market (neocon), laissez-faire (think capping of bankers bonuses) regulation, economic anarchism (anarchism means without rule). Just think of all the business types that turn up on R4’s Today programme that harp on about restrictive regulation. Neil Hamilton is banging on about it now on QT re the bakners. Cameron says he will be tough on immigration whereas his actions belie hi words as immigration has increased. This is because more people are good for growth and good for profits. This makes him right-wing.

  453. 453
    Person from Porlock says:

    I am not convinced on two counts, your clearly deliberate misspelling of Farage and your use of the term Tory. Suspected you were trolling from the left and adopting their favoured terminology. I didn’t see the comments to which you refer, despite a quick look. Link?

    If you are a Conservative, as I was until recently, how can you be happy with the still rising levels of deficit and debt? Or the welter of unrepealed socialist legislation? Or vast government expenditure for no benefit whatsoever? [There are another 100 such questions but, if you are from the right, if…, you do not need me to spell them out for you.]

  454. 454
    gertcha says:

    Yes the audience is full of people who would probably have a nickname like “UKIP – A Party Built on a Lie”.

    You are part of the problem, dullard.

  455. 455
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    +100 (which is about the number that you’re thinking of)

  456. 456
    A laugh before bed says:


  457. 457
    Anonymous says:

  458. 458
    Question Time says:

    Is Angela Eagle special needs? The way she talks, she sounds like she has a learning disability.

  459. 459
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    According to T@mara C0hen (Ma!l), already recount talk due to small margins between Tories and UKIP.

    Labour are looking to be out of the money so far from the early counting.

    Lib Dems looking very strong on the postal so far.

  460. 460
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:


  461. 461
    Rasputin says:

    You confuse what he says (or rather, what people say he says on his behalf) and what he actually does. What he actually does is run a big state, high debt, high tax economy and massively interfere with the personal freedoms of the public.

  462. 462
    Angela Eagle (not really) says:

    Angela Eagle gets to talk all over everyone on the BBC.


  463. 463
    Dave says:

    Calm down dear

  464. 464
    Justthetruth says:

    The City doesn’t keep the country afloat.

    We, the taxpayers, have bailed out the City to the tune of one and a half trillion pounds.

    In the last thirty years the City of London didn’t pay tax anywhere near that amount and in any case all the tax they did pay was stolen from us all in the first place as interest.

    The City of London produce nothing.

    Indeed, it could be easily argued that by creating money out of thin air they actually force up the price of important basics like the price of a home. This has caused millions to not be able to get on the ladder and left millions more working for forty years to afford a home.

    And by gambling on the international markets in commodities they force up the price of essentials like bread. This has led indirectly to riots across the world and most likely here too if things don’t improve.

    The Banking sector and the City of London are a national disgrace. They have been proven to be profiting from the drug trade in South America and rigging the LIBOR rate and countless other examples of fraud on the ordinary man, woman and small business.

    It is time for a change and the first change we need is for you to stop attempting to defend the indefensible.

  465. 465
    CaMoron says:

    Allllllaaaaa akkkbaaaaarrr

  466. 466
    tabblenabble02 says:


    In 2009 and 2010, the British financial industry received an implicit taxpayer subsidy of up to £220bn. That would have paid for the NHS in those two years. In 2010 City bonuses totalled £14bn.

    The Bank of England has printed £375bn via QE, the effect of which has seen the wealth of the top 10pc increase by an average of £322,000 each.

    Banks have been involved in scams that would make the mafia blush, including Libor and PPI.

    British banks built up balance sheets several times bigger than UK GDP in the boom. The British financial industry built up debt of 200pc of GDP.

    If bankers think they can get a cushier deal in Dubai, Shanghai or Singapore, let them.

    I don’t think they’ll find those governments so generous when they inevitably run out of other people’s money.

  467. 467
    Alice says:

    Everyone who remains in the Opposition from the last Labour government clearly has a learning disability!

  468. 468
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    And Dimblebum shuts Clair Perry up

  469. 469
    WVM says:

    Someone should of shoved a rug in her mouth, that would have shut her up.

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    She talked slowy and precisely and with persistence. Does that make her special needs?

    We have too many silvery tonged types in the HoC in my opinion. Perry was only interested in sounding good (and looking good?). A touch too narcississtic for my liking.

  471. 471
    UKIP - A Party Built on a Lie says:

    Fatty Prescott on Brillo’s show…and they about to talk about predatory politicians.

    I wonder if Brillo will ask him how Tracey is?

  472. 472
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    As of 23:46 – 20 of 68 boxes counted.

    Both UKIP and Lib Dems are predicting 1st Lib Dem , 2nd UKIP : However those are not firm predictions.


  473. 473
    Common Purpose is evil says:

    I think Cameron is doing a good job carrying on McDoom’s ‘destruction of the UK’

  474. 474
    gertcha says:

    Hah! The dullard does not understand.

  475. 475
    Fat Lady says:

    It’s not over till yet.

  476. 476
    chipolata says:

    Why is the little woman not asking Prezza about how he fucked his secretary, since they are talking about predatory politicians in positions of power?


  477. 477
    Fishy says:

    Like she talked slowly and precisely not answering the question about the EU rules on bonuses

  478. 478
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck of ZioNAZI SLIME.

  479. 479
    Pete T says:

    Sing us a song, love.

    How about “Won’t get fooled again”?

  480. 480
    Fishy says:

    You really couldn’t make it up. Bizarre!

    What a fucking hypocrite Prescott is. No shame, no self awareness.

  481. 481
    Con Watch says:

    So the real question may be, who would be a suitable replacement for Cameron ?

    D@vid Dav!s could be a good choice.


  482. 482
    Question Time says:

    If by precise and persistent you mean repeatedly failing to answer the simple question of whether Labour support the EU in wanting to cap bankers bonuses, then yes.

  483. 483
    Winchester says:

    Results now not expected till 4am due to recounts.

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP is now for the Holy Land above all else.

  485. 485
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    h/t James Forsyth:

    ‘Source at the count: UKIP looking v strong, might well have beaten Tories to 2nd. Labour in v low double digits, going to be a poor 4th’

    Labour vote may be amusing.


  486. 486
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    My policy
    will (eventually) be
    written in
    blank verse.

  487. 487
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Check the words of all MP’s [re QT – yes I watched it]

    When any – “ANY” politician comes out with the words “I Think” or “I Believe” (Blair being the master of it – duplicity) – you can bet your house on the ambiguous, equivocating, spinning duplicitous lie that is to follow.

    They have been “Coached in legal speak”

    How come they can’t say: I know for a fact?

  488. 488
    Fat Lady says:

    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away
    I believe I can soar
    I see me running through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly

  489. 489
    Blowing Whistles says:

    See below!!!!!!!

  490. 490
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thanks for the SMEAR + 5,999,999 FU Retard

  491. 491
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Tasty looking piece. Does she do a turn? Boaz.

  492. 492
    Pedantic Liarspotter says:

    Oops. My moan was aimed at Tory”UKIP” leaflet. Can’t get to grips with this internet thingie.

    People who put FACT at the end of an opinion are idiots. FACT.

  493. 493
    Just a humble floating UKIPer says:

    Even if UKIP come 2nd, that shows there is still some hope for Britain.

    Let us build from there.

  494. 494
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You clocked the slip rule then. I’m gonna watch your assertions even more than SC’s.

    Best advice – which I could give to Lord Rennard and a few of those mongrels on QT tonight is – WHEN YOUR IN A HOLE

    “STOP DIGGIN it even deeper” – STFU and admit the wrong.

  495. 495
    Charles Baggage says:

    I calculate that I’ve had one over the eight.

  496. 496
    Two faced twat says:

    Oh dear. Chucky’s on This Week’s by-election special. Which face will Chucky be wearing tonight?

  497. 497
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Eastleigh turnout: 52.8 % : Pretty high.

    Labour are saying UKIP will be second just behind Lib Dems (2% has been floated), and way ahead of Cons. Labour suggest they may have increased their 9.6% since last time. Those are Labour spin machine stats though.

  498. 498
    Chuckwagon says:

    I don’t know

  499. 499
    Ibrahim says:

    The nice Labour persons gives me bag full of money. He say to send 42 thousands posting votes. I send the posting votes today. Was I on time?

  500. 500
    The festering corpse of Nick Clegg says:

    Am I too late for the Last Rites ?

  501. 501
    John Simpson says:

    I find wearing a burqa is the best way to get into ‘stan.

  502. 502
    Spit or Swallow ? says:

  503. 503
    Blowing Whistles says:

    No the 80% of MP’s in parliament who are suborned and craven by the Friends’ agenda are gutless, spinless, bone idle, lazy, unintelligent of any true history, snivelling ‘surrender monkeys’.

  504. 504
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And many remain sooo stoopid and deluded by the zioloons … but hey feed a few more of them to the Zlions.

  505. 505
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    h/t: Jam3s F0rsyth, Lib Dems ahead of UKIP by 1000s, Farr0n not so cocky with Brillo though.

  506. 506
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I want 500

  507. 507
    Blowing Whistles says:


  508. 508
    Anonymous says:

    hahahahahahahaha !!

  509. 509
    Blowing Whistles says:


  510. 510
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Thank you, imbeciles inhabitants of Eastleigh !!

  511. 511
    Eastleigh Watch says:

  512. 512
    John from Hull says:

    ‘might is not a fact’ ?
    Come over here and say that.

  513. 513
    UKIP - for Europeans, against the EU says:

    UKIP is for England’s green and pleasant land.

    Move along.

  514. 514
    Moby Dick says:

    anyone tell me where the Tory celebration party is?

  515. 515
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who’s “dirty finger” is atop the piccy on this blog?

  516. 516
    Calamity Clegg says:

    You’re ‘flush’ with success then as you’re a floater ?

  517. 517
    Abdul the tory amir says:

    Can’t handle the truth, then shut your eyes.

  518. 518
    Bananas Я Us says:

    There should be automatic investigations of postal voting since it is wide-open to fraud.
    Better still, just scrap postal voting altogether.

  519. 519
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Politics – has sunken to its lowest form in history. The whole crop of them should be hung – for their fucking narcississtic, egotisticle, self serving, duplicitous, two-faced fucking lying – Oh …. hold on members of the fucking house are not allowed to actually state the words ‘you are a liar sir/madam’ because it’s just not fucking allowed – what’s that piece of 5hit of duplicity all about – save another DECEPTION upon the people?

  520. 520
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    If true, this is what Lib Dems say, then majority is between 5.99% and 7.19%.

    (Electorate of 79,004 verified vote of 41,706 meaning 52.8% turnout)

    P3ter H3nley of BBC suggesting Twitter that < 1% between UKIP / Cons. However, he does appear to be sourcing from Ke!th H0use and Lib Dem camp.

  521. 521
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hang the pa3do politicians and disroy.als.

  522. 522
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Agreed. Doubly agree after watching Bl!ar on Newsnight the other night.

  523. 523
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Mohammed was last seen boarding the Tory double decker battle bus, wearing a large backpack.

  524. 524
    I'm Mandy Fly Me says:

    LOL, I’m cremeing myself.

  525. 525
    Carry Hole is a good boy says:

    Well, it won’t be at Chucka’s or Hughes’ place. May be a few sharpeners going over at Davis’ place.

  526. 526
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Why don’t they save time and count the postal votes by weight.

    Scales to be controlled by Labour people, obviously.

    “Oooh, another 100’000 votes for us in this box!”

  527. 527
    Still to play for says:

    Results now not expected till 4am due to recounts for 1st and 2nd place only!

  528. 528
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    Thats because of the high number of postal votes
    The Lib Dev iants have learned from Labour how to rig an election
    79,000 possible voters 14,000 postal votes which the deviants say they got 40% of out of 40,000 votes who bothered to cast their vote
    52% turn out

  529. 529
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    If you did scrap it you would get turn outs in the low teens %’s and you would get No Asian mp’s

  530. 530
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Yes. Farage is suggesting it is looking close, BBC appearing to be relying purely on Lib Dem sources at present. Still counting…

  531. 531
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    It’s in the phone box by the train station

  532. 532
    Casual Observer says:

    Lib Dems have revised down their estimate of majority to 2000-2500 from 2500-3000 earlier.

    Still lots to play for, and it will be close 1st / 2nd.

  533. 533
    not a machine says:

    mmmm post diasppeared

  534. 534
    MANUEL CLEGG I know northing says:

    UKIP candidate says deffo second maybe first
    Too close to call

    Farage will be screaming for a recount

  535. 535
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Yes, looking likely.

    Also looking like UKIP may be quite a bit more than 500 ahead of Conservatives.

  536. 536
    Jimmy says:

    Probably a mistake in retrospect for the government to run two candidates.

  537. 537
    a bit cleggy round the clayhole says:

    glad to see you are still jiving… such fun was aussie bloke hey?!

  538. 538
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Lib Dem majority revised down to about 1700 now, results due about 02:15 ish.

  539. 539
    It's all done with mirrors says:

    Looks like Clegg not Cameron may be wearing the grin this morning. A lot of conservatives could be asking themselves whether the Tories rather than UKIP were the wasted vote.

  540. 540
    not a machine says:

    mmm bit of a sound bite grinding session so far to pry the position for the breakfast shows , Labour front from chukka getting fatal fisking as wonk position if labour come 4th , strange consolation prize Labour doing really crap cheery news ….. must all those policy annoucements they have made and er the excellent ecnomic solutions they have of er borrowing more ….:)

    So what is labours stance on an in out referendum then £50mn a day going to basket case construct whilst we have food banks ….. oh and the debt they left is still eating away at todays production so we cant help the poor and jobless …. oh and all that outsourcing of Uk that they did under globalisation and the wreckless immigration policies that have put pressure on jobs .

    Oh er trident ….. I can see we have to replace it with somthing , I would think that somthing ought to be what we would need in the sea , not what we once needed to finish an evil continent , basically a bit more finesse in the posibilities

  541. 541
    Zebedee says:

    Time for bed

  542. 542
    Casual Observer says:

    Looks like Grant Sch@pps is praying that Brillo doesn’t ask him that.

  543. 543
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Result Eastleigh:

    Lib Dems: 13342
    UKIP: 11571
    Conservatives: 10559
    Labour: 4088

    English Democrats… : 70
    Independent: 768
    Socialist Trade Unions… : 62
    Monster Raving Loony: 136
    Christian Party… : 163
    National Health Action: 392
    Beer Baccy Crumpet… : 235
    Peace Party Non Violent… : 128
    Elvis Loves Pets: 72
    Wessex Regionalists: 30

    90 Spoilt Ballot Papers.

    Lib Dems won.

  544. 544
    Eastleigh says:

    Not really. They beat your guy convincingly.

  545. 545
    Eastleigh says:

    Ha ha ha

    Elvis beat the TUSC.

  546. 546
    not a machine says:

    Oh well shows over , lib dems winners , but UKIP vote was very impressive , socialist against cuts party was heavily defeated against the baccy and crumpet party , so not all bad news .

    tommorws breakfats Tv should be interesting , still I wait for post Boulton and co for if the sticking plaster has held post the wondering hand of rennard

  547. 547
    John Bellingham says:

    Pillow biters win………………………….just!
    UKIP on its way!
    Where did they find 4088 idiots in Eastleigh?

  548. 548
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Lib Dem Majority: 1771

    UKIP beat Conservatives by: 1012

    Lib Dem Majority is : 4.2%, which is 3.1% down from 7.2% at 2010 GE.

    Conservatives had 39.3% in 2010 GE, 25.3% in Feb 2013 by-election. Conservative share of vote reduced by 14%.

    Lib Dems had 46.5% in 2010 GE, 32% in Feb 2013 by-election. Lib Dem share of vote reduced by 14.5%

    Labour had 9.6% in 2010 GE and 9.8% in Feb 2013 by-election. Labour share has increased by 0.2%.

  549. 549
    John Bellingham says:

    HANGED! HANGED! Shirts, pheasants and pictures are hung. Shits, peasants and traitors are hanged.

  550. 550
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Well done UKIP: That was an impressive performance: 27.7% share of the vote. Very credible.

    Next order of business for UKIP are May local council elections: They are running national campaign with about 2000 candidates.

    In Westminster: Cameron’s leadership is now firmly in the frame.

    And note should be taken of the postal vote influence on this by-election.

    The Conservatives split the UKIP somewhat. ;-)

  551. 551
    A Troll says:

    He was projecting on recent liberal democrat experiences.

  552. 552
    It's all done with mirrors says:

    Re: postal votes… it could have been even closer if ‘Fondlegate’ had broken a week or two earlier.

  553. 553

    Message to all Conservative M.P.s with majorities less than 5000

    Come 2015 you are going to lose your seat.


  554. 554
    The BBC Causes Serious Mental Illness says:

    No Maria Hutchings Brillo interview. No fair. :-(

  555. 555
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s just be thankful she turned up safe. Ever since she disappeared I’d been worried sick.

  556. 556
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    I really don’t think that a pile of fresh dog shit in the middle of the pavement – while indeed it may attract attention – can in any way be described as ‘magnetic’.

    And that’s the ‘truth’.

  557. 557
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Got it wrong dear. You have to change ‘fly’ to ‘lie’ and you will be spot on with respect to the liblabcons crowd.

  558. 558
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Wait til they get to the postal vote box.

  559. 559
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    So, what’s not to like?

  560. 560
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    PS: Thoroughly agree about scrapping postal voting. If you can’t be at the polling station in person (and with verifiable ID- and that includes those serving overseas in armed forces and embassies etc) you don’t vote.

  561. 561
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Looks like it might be Godzilla, judging from the hair.

  562. 562
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    So, 13000 odd voted for him….

    … while 27000 voted against him.

    Isn’t democracy lovely?

  563. 563
    Anonymous says:

    We already have too many cretinous Daily Mong quoters.

  564. 564
    Anonymous says:

    Vote any party, get wars for ZioNAZISM.

  565. 565
    Mrs Havisham says:

    Labour should have improved its vote. It couldn’t win but it should have picked up say an extra 4 or 5%. In fact some Labour voters went over to UKIP.

  566. 566
    Anonymous says:

    Wrong, kiddo. UKIP have sold out.

  567. 567
    David Icke says:

    So much bollocks and so little time

    Banks do not create money out of thin air. You have been listening to the positive money crackpots for too long. Individual banks cannot lend more than they have on deposit. The redepositing of this money in other banks does expand the money supply. This then falls when the loan is repaid. And the money supply falls more when the loan is defaulted on.

    Also, the 1.5 trillion is a guarantee and not a payment. It’s like insurance. And the banks are paying the government for it.

  568. 568
    Eddie the Beagle says:

    We, the taxpayers, have bailed out the City to the tune of one and a half trillion pounds.


    In the last thirty years the City of London didn’t pay tax anywhere near that amount and in any case all the tax they did pay was stolen from us all in the first place as interest.


    The City of London produce nothing.


    Indeed, it could be easily argued that by creating money out of thin air they actually force up the price of important basics like the price of a home. This has caused millions to not be able to get on the ladder and left millions more working for forty years to afford a home.


    And by gambling on the international markets in commodities they force up the price of essentials like bread. This has led indirectly to riots across the world and most likely here too if things don’t improve.


    The Banking sector and the City of London are a national disgrace. They have been proven to be profiting from the drug trade in South America and rigging the LIBOR rate and countless other examples of fraud on the ordinary man, woman and small business.


    It is time for a change and the first change we need is for you to stop attempting to defend the indefensible.


  569. 569
    tabblenabble02 says:

    “Individual banks cannot lend more than they have on deposit.”

    No, you are wrong!

    It’s not called fractional reserve banking for no meaning. Banks lend money according to to their Tier 1 capital ratios and other (mark to fantasy) assets that were completely made up leadin up to the crash. Unfortunately, in the bending of the rules beyond the Basel II, captial ratios were completely distorted and banks WERE effectively creating money out of thin air. Anyone with a pulse was being foisted with loans and mortgages which in some cases were 125% of the asset value at purchase.

    This is reason that the universal banks are extremely reluctant to be split along investment and retail banking lines…as it is the retail arms that reperesent the Golden Goose that lays the eggs (i.e. the money creation aspect) for the investment arms to use as gambling chips (via their prop trading desks) in the stock market casinos.

    YOU need to do a bit more homework sonny!

  570. 570
    Silent Bob says:
  571. 571
    Neptune says:

    I believe spears and boomerangs are quite effective.

  572. 572
    Every one a nonce says:

    Perry is too thick as pigshit for my liking.

  573. 573
    Old Dog No Tricks says:

    @ RamblingSid
    Got that one wrong then :)

    The Tory party is over and done, they know it themselves when they have to try to scam UKIP supporters into voting for them. They must have known it on the doorsteps whilst campaigning or else they would have not got the picture and resorted to this……….dirty campaign !

    Oi You Tories best get out of the way….. stop splitting the UKIP vote and letting Ed have a shot at number 10 !

  574. 574
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Funny that … last night in ‘real time’ I got the 500 but now it’s 506. Odd that but then its probably like the postal vote rigging that goes on.

    Postal voting – must be banned – ‘individual people’ must cast a vote in a free and open democracy – and not the husbands and fathers of oppressed women.

  575. 575
    Anonymous says:

    If only out of curiosity

  576. 576
    UKIP - for Europeans, against the EU says:

    You must be on drugs.

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