All the old favourites this morning. Gordon’s former SpAd and Guido’s old friend Damian McBride is up before the Public Administration Committee. If his blogs are anything to go by he is billed to lift the lid on the plots, gossip an conspiracy during his time at Number 10. Should any publishers be watching, you can see his evidence here…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
I see he’s got all his friends with him there to give him support.
I wondered when this festering moron would emerge from the swamp. Maybe the truth of McRuins incompetence and treason will come out.
What a truly unpleasant person – just like Brown and Draper.
What, including Geedo, “Guido’s old friend Damian McBride”?
grease.
lightening.
In other news, Ed Balls admits to being made aware only in general terms that he was an integral part of Gordon Browns treasury team which brought the economy to its knees during the last Labour Government which he also was made aware of in general terms that he was part of.
The record will eventually show that Balls was integral and even though he was publicly junior and only advising, was in practice actually running.
Gordon merely a rubber stamp.
Hey guys! I thought you were referring to me! After my killa performance on Newsnight, last night! It’s good to be back at the British Broadcasting Comitern again amongst self serving Lefties!
They recognise the Peoples Prime Minister, future Prez of Europe!
But the truth of the matter is guys….
That Pope Benedict resigned for a reason…..to make way for little old moi!
See you in Roma!
Yo Blair! What are you doin’ on this forum? I want to see you on Yahoo in 45 minutes.
Hey George
Good to go!
Thankz for that nice little earner – Quartet Envoy – great band! Cool muzik!
Seriously, George…have brought peace to the MidEast in just eight years…how cool is that!
Peace…Faith Foundation….Adviser to God….Vatican, here’s Tony!!
I could not bear it if you were to sing , “Don’t cry for me UK”
Listen Rump
I’ve brought peace to the Middle East!
30 pieces of silver…….
spin ?
Bitch fight?
Looking like a very matey attack on the inertia of the civil service.
On it?
I’m not particularly keen on him as a person. But his Blog is fascinating. It gives a great insight to the workings on government.
never was there so much blood after a spilled pint of Guinness. This is one set of memoirs I would buy, if they were full and frank.
I think I’ll married get to Brown tvrd.
I think I will get married Brown tvrd while I’m still in a hypnagogic trance.
A welcome reminder that libertarianism is booming among the young http://www.totalpolitics.com/articles/362592/young-renegade-rightist.thtml …
Owen, I just don’t know why you are still banging on about all this left-wing twaddle and knocking about with these shifty left-wingers. Now I’ve spoken with the headmaster and he has agreed you can do your re-sits as long as you turn up for school this week.
Oh, and clean your room will you!
And why are you more full of shit than your underwear?
SPIN CYCLE!!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
Its perfectley oblivious that McBride is part and percil of the new administration to bring back the Age of Chancers which is what Ed (Special Needs, not Balls) wants as part of a new way of governing things and what Damian (McBridge, not Omen) will say before the committification is that we are moving closer to the Age of Chancers but in the end the people will decide and that is what Ed (Balls, not Special Needs) is asking me to work on as part of a new beginning in public-private partnership in managing the media through better regulation and I can’t believe it’s not butter so all you suthern jessies can get stooped as Im back in the saddle with Starbucks for a skinny latte.
I just love my coffee being served by a barrister.
√ – nice one Pawn! Like!
Why was McBride dubbed ‘McPoison’ ?
Ask Geedo, he apparently went to the same school
look here.
geedo is now 1%.
grease lightening is what..
we all thrive by the grace of the 1.
for balance as earth is a dark planet do not forget the darkness the zerodum that we all live on.
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so 0..1
on…off.
day…nite.
co.exist.
be a point 5.
that way no matter who claims to be the 1.. we just move on.
and into goodness. look straight ahead…neither up or down….
It is the name of his ginga puss. Stroke it and his hisses at the misses.
Is this an MI5 message board, or are you two on a Professor David Nutt clinical trial into the effects of psilocybin, if taken 24/7 for a year?
With the sweaty head and hair coupled with the noncy face he would make a first class addition to the Westminster club of Parliamentary Pervs!
Where did it all go so very badly wrong, Damien ?
Which one is Geedo?
The meeting is at the dwelling of the Dark Lord on St Eichatadt Day. We shall convene and exercise our ritual by the moonlight. And those of you who will not submit to the Dark Lord will pay.
That’s all very exciting but what I want to know is why these LibDem ‘women’ look as if they have transgendered from being men.
Is it compulsory in the LimpDicks?
Yes.
No
I will have to athk Mithter Ballth for my opinion.
The ten twenty-two from Paddington is delayed by 45 minutes.
Delays on the Circle Line. Fat Abbott has fallen on the track.
Normal servicing on the Piccadilly Line, £10.00 for CIM, £50.00 for bareback in a pussy cat suit.
Remember, we’re fighting for your freedom George!
I greeted this entry with great delight, great delight! You’ll bow down before me, lad. The weight difference? I’ll tell you what!
C-U-N-T! Why the fuck don’t I get these exclusives?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You went to Walthamstow and didn’t wise up to the extent of the snow job that was played on you.
Today I will be mostly playing Bad Penny Blues by Humphrey Lyttelton, in honour of my old chum Damian ‘The Omen’ McBride.
Before Alan became hugely successful in steering the Grauniad and Observer to becoming the world leading financial success they are (Ed. Please check) he was a struggelling composer and itinerant piano player.
One day, hewent to a night club for an audition as a piano player. He sat
down and began to play the most beautiful melody. People began to
gather around to listen and when he was done the room burst into
applause.
The manager said “that was the most beautiful song I have ever
heard, was Chopin or Brahms?”
“No, I wrote it myself”
“What’s it called?” the manager asked.
“Lift up your blouse and show me your tits, bitch”
The manager was dumbfounded, but asked him to play
another song. Alan played another song, even more
beautiful than the first and the room burst into even more applause.
“Was that Bach or Beethoven?”
“I wrote it myself”
Reluctantly the manager asked the name of the song.
“Bend over, lift up your skirt and show me your Toynbe” (he actually said cun.t, but I knew it would get modded!) replied the piano player.
“You’ve got the job, but please don’t introduce any of your songs. I won’t
even put a mike on stage — just play and don’t talk” said the manager.
That night the Alan came in and played his first set to a rapt
audience. He received a standing ovation after every song and when
he finished the set, he left the stage for the men’s room. While
standing at the urinal a man came up and said “You are the greatest
piano player I have ever heard.” “May I have your autograph?”
Alan shyly obliged and was so excited that he left the toilet
without zipping up his trousers. He went to the bar and asked the barmaid
for a drink.
She said “Absolutely, and by the way you are the best
piano player I have ever heard, but do you know your trousers are unzipped
and your dick is hanging out.”
“Do I know it?” Alan replied. ” I fuck.ing WROTE it!!!!!”
Utter twaddle. Labour are strangers to the truth. McBrown’s McBride is someone who comes out in a rash when asked to tell the truth. These feckin Katholics i.e B.liar are the world worse liars and plus the media don’t know when someone is taking the piss or if they are on the piss. Arse wipes like McBride. need something to fess up to in the confession box every feckin Sunday. Hence all the lies and tripe.
What year is it anyway?. This is McBrides regurgitated tripe which the cat coughed up last decade along with its brandy balls. The cat’s fleas are more interesting than this utter arsehole’s conspiratorial feck ups.
Can’t wait to read the tripe AGAIN!
McBride, another vile scumbag. Where do his type come from, is there a scumbag production facility in westminster?
Name your kid after a famous leper? Sure, but then, don’t be surprised when he turns out like McBride.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Damien
What’s the betting that to-day some backbencher(Tory or Labour)will ask “Dave” whether he supports press freedom or whether he supports his Deputy PM ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285025/Its-called-free-press-reason-Mr-Clegg-Fury-Liberal-leader-calls-journalists-self-appointed-detectives-Lord-Rennard-scandal.html
It is just a step to left and take a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight…..Let’s read all the tripe again. Lets read all the tripe again.
Yawn. Time for my nap.
What an inarticulate moron. Every other comment is “You Know.”
You know
You know
You know………..
Just a minute.. I still like David Beckham!
What about that zycologist for
muppetry and the bum chum
of the bum chum of McBride.
DeRapa?
Let’s do the time waaaaarp agaaaain. Lets do the time warp agaiiiiiiiin.
Fuck it. I am off for a kip! Tara.
It’ll be interesting to see where Ed Balls fitted in back in the day.
Oh, I know where HE fitted in, ducky. He was SOOOO rough, but he always liked a cuddle after.
Hope Damien does’nt lift the lid too high,especially regarding the 1200 Mid Staffs deaths on labours watch.The postjman and i may be asked what and when we knew about it.xxx
Well, Damian’s version of the truth………
These people have spent a lifetime telling professional lies and acting as official assassins and purveyors of agit-prop; reality, truth and the actualite is probably something that they cannot see.