February 27th, 2013

McBride to Reveal All

All the old favourites this morning. Gordon’s former SpAd and Guido’s old friend Damian McBride is up before the Public Administration Committee. If his blogs are anything to go by he is billed to lift the lid on the plots, gossip an conspiracy during his time at Number 10. Should any publishers be watching, you can see his evidence here


  1. 1
    Person from Porlock says:

    Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

  2. 2
    Captain Dogseye says:

    spin ?

  3. 3
    legalalien says:

    I’m not particularly keen on him as a person. But his Blog is fascinating. It gives a great insight to the workings on government.

  4. 4
    Ma­qboul says:

    never was there so much blood after a spilled pint of Gu­inness. This is one set of memoirs I would buy, if they were full and frank.

  5. 5
    King Turd of shit mountain says:

    I think I’ll married get to Brown tvrd.

  6. 6
    King Turd of shit mountain says:

    I think I will get married Brown tvrd while I’m still in a hypnagogic trance.

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    Norman NoMates says:

    I see he’s got all his friends with him there to give him support.

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    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    I wondered when this festering moron would emerge from the swamp. Maybe the truth of McRuins incompetence and treason will come out.

  9. 9
    Aaron D Highside says:

    What a truly unpleasant person – just like Brown and Draper.

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    In other news says:

    In other news, Ed Balls admits to being made aware only in general terms that he was an integral part of Gordon Browns treasury team which brought the economy to its knees during the last Labour Government which he also was made aware of in general terms that he was part of.

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    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hey guys! I thought you were referring to me! After my killa performance on Newsnight, last night! It’s good to be back at the British Broadcasting Comitern again amongst self serving Lefties!

    They recognise the Peoples Prime Minister, future Prez of Europe!

    But the truth of the matter is guys….

    That Pope Benedict resigned for a reason…..to make way for little old moi!

    See you in Roma!

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    McPoison says:

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    Owin Jones says:

    A welcome reminder that libertarianism is booming among the young http://www.totalpolitics.com/articles/362592/young-renegade-rightist.thtml

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    John Prescott says:

    Its perfectley oblivious that McBride is part and percil of the new administration to bring back the Age of Chancers which is what Ed (Special Needs, not Balls) wants as part of a new way of governing things and what Damian (McBridge, not Omen) will say before the committification is that we are moving closer to the Age of Chancers but in the end the people will decide and that is what Ed (Balls, not Special Needs) is asking me to work on as part of a new beginning in public-private partnership in managing the media through better regulation and I can’t believe it’s not butter so all you suthern jessies can get stooped as Im back in the saddle with Starbucks for a skinny latte.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    What, including Geedo, “Guido’s old friend Damian McBride”?

  16. 16
    George W. Bush says:

    Yo Blair! What are you doin’ on this forum? I want to see you on Yahoo in 45 minutes.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Why was McBride dubbed ‘McPoison’ ?

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    Owen's Mum says:

    Owen, I just don’t know why you are still banging on about all this left-wing twaddle and knocking about with these shifty left-wingers. Now I’ve spoken with the headmaster and he has agreed you can do your re-sits as long as you turn up for school this week.

    Oh, and clean your room will you!

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    I could not bear it if you were to sing , “Don’t cry for me UK”

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    All Perved Out says:

    With the sweaty head and hair coupled with the noncy face he would make a first class addition to the Westminster club of Parliamentary Pervs!

  21. 21
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I just love my coffee being served by a barrister.

  22. 22
    Joss Taskin says:

    Where did it all go so very badly wrong, Damien ?

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    Damian "Omen" McBride says:

    The meeting is at the dwelling of the Dark Lord on St Eichatadt Day. We shall convene and exercise our ritual by the moonlight. And those of you who will not submit to the Dark Lord will pay.

  24. 24
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Ask Geedo, he apparently went to the same school

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    That’s all very exciting but what I want to know is why these LibDem ‘women’ look as if they have transgendered from being men.

    Is it compulsory in the LimpDicks?

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Which one is Geedo?

  27. 27
    George Galloway, Fat Controller says:

    The ten twenty-two from Paddington is delayed by 45 minutes.

    Delays on the Circle Line. Fat Abbott has fallen on the track.

    Normal servicing on the Piccadilly Line, £10.00 for CIM, £50.00 for bareback in a pussy cat suit.

  28. 28
    Peter Hitchens says:

    C-U-N-T! Why the fuck don’t I get these exclusives?

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    Carina Spinagain says:


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    William Hague, author and dipstick says:

    Remember, we’re fighting for your freedom George!

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    Random Arsehole says:


  32. 32
    Erudite Thug says:

    I greeted this entry with great delight, great delight! You’ll bow down before me, lad. The weight difference? I’ll tell you what!

  33. 33
    Get him says:

    Bitch fight?

  34. 34
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hey George

    Good to go!

    Thankz for that nice little earner – Quartet Envoy – great band! Cool muzik!

    Seriously, George…have brought peace to the MidEast in just eight years…how cool is that!

    Peace…Faith Foundation….Adviser to God….Vatican, here’s Tony!!

  35. 35
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Listen Rump

    I’ve brought peace to the Middle East!

    30 pieces of silver…….

  36. 36
    Alan Rusbridger, stand-up pianist says:

    Today I will be mostly playing Bad Penny Blues by Humphrey Lyttelton, in honour of my old chum Damian ‘The Omen’ McBride.

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    Hypnagogic trances 4 eva says:

    Utter twaddle. Labour are strangers to the truth. McBrown’s McBride is someone who comes out in a rash when asked to tell the truth. These feckin Katholics i.e B.liar are the world worse liars and plus the media don’t know when someone is taking the piss or if they are on the piss. Arse wipes like McBride. need something to fess up to in the confession box every feckin Sunday. Hence all the lies and tripe.

    What year is it anyway?. This is McBrides regurgitated tripe which the cat coughed up last decade along with its brandy balls. The cat’s fleas are more interesting than this utter arsehole’s conspiratorial feck ups.

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    Edinburgh shitty says:

    Can’t wait to read the tripe AGAIN!

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    McBride, another vile scumbag. Where do his type come from, is there a scumbag production facility in westminster?

  40. 40
    There may be trouble ahead....... says:

    What’s the betting that to-day some backbencher(Tory or Labour)will ask “Dave” whether he supports press freedom or whether he supports his Deputy PM ?


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    Edinburgh shitty says:

    It is just a step to left and take a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight…..Let’s read all the tripe again. Lets read all the tripe again.

    Yawn. Time for my nap.

  42. 42
    The Village Idiot says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha.

    You went to Walthamstow and didn’t wise up to the extent of the snow job that was played on you. :)

  43. 43
    Rick Oshea says:

    What an inarticulate moron. Every other comment is “You Know.”
    You know
    You know
    You know………..

  44. 44
    Edinburgh shitty says:

    It is the name of his ginga puss. Stroke it and his hisses at the misses.

  45. 45
    Old Sheep says:

    Looking like a very matey attack on the inertia of the civil service.

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  47. 47

    And why are you more full of shit than your underwear?



  48. 48
    What feckin year is it? I can't remember. says:

    What about that zycologist for
    muppetry and the bum chum
    of the bum chum of McBride.

  49. 49
    Grollace says:

    Just a minute.. I still like David Beckham!

  50. 50
    Time Warp again says:

    Let’s do the time waaaaarp agaaaain. Lets do the time warp agaiiiiiiiin.

    Fuck it. I am off for a kip! Tara.

  51. 51

    √ – nice one Pawn! Like!

  52. 52
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Name your kid after a famous leper? Sure, but then, don’t be surprised when he turns out like McBride.


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    Anonymous says:


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    I'd like to bum Sophy Ridge in the shower says:

    It’ll be interesting to see where Ed Balls fitted in back in the day.

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    Anonymous says:

    look here.
    geedo is now 1%.
    grease lightening is what..
    we all thrive by the grace of the 1.
    for balance as earth is a dark planet do not forget the darkness the zerodum that we all live on.
    so 0..1
    be a point 5.
    that way no matter who claims to be the 1.. we just move on.
    and into goodness. look straight ahead…neither up or down….

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    Anne.D.Burbum says:

    Hope Damien does’nt lift the lid too high,especially regarding the 1200 Mid Staffs deaths on labours watch.The postjman and i may be asked what and when we knew about it.xxx

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    Penfold says:

    Well, Damian’s version of the truth………

    These people have spent a lifetime telling professional lies and acting as official assassins and purveyors of agit-prop; reality, truth and the actualite is probably something that they cannot see.

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    Is this an MI5 message board, or are you two on a Professor David Nutt clinical trial into the effects of psilocybin, if taken 24/7 for a year?

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    Oh, I know where HE fitted in, ducky. He was SOOOO rough, but he always liked a cuddle after.

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    Casual Observer says:

    The record will eventually show that Balls was integral and even though he was publicly junior and only advising, was in practice actually running.

    Gordon merely a rubber stamp.

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