February 27th, 2013

McBride to Reveal All

All the old favourites this morning. Gordon’s former SpAd and Guido’s old friend Damian McBride is up before the Public Administration Committee. If his blogs are anything to go by he is billed to lift the lid on the plots, gossip an conspiracy during his time at Number 10. Should any publishers be watching, you can see his evidence here


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  1. 1
    Person from Porlock says:

    Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

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    • 7
      Norman NoMates says:

      I see he’s got all his friends with him there to give him support.

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    • 10
      In other news says:

      In other news, Ed Balls admits to being made aware only in general terms that he was an integral part of Gordon Browns treasury team which brought the economy to its knees during the last Labour Government which he also was made aware of in general terms that he was part of.

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      • 62
        Casual Observer says:

        The record will eventually show that Balls was integral and even though he was publicly junior and only advising, was in practice actually running.

        Gordon merely a rubber stamp.

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    • 11
      Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

      Hey guys! I thought you were referring to me! After my killa performance on Newsnight, last night! It’s good to be back at the British Broadcasting Comitern again amongst self serving Lefties!

      They recognise the Peoples Prime Minister, future Prez of Europe!

      But the truth of the matter is guys….

      That Pope Benedict resigned for a reason…..to make way for little old moi!

      See you in Roma!

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      • 16
        George W. Bush says:

        Yo Blair! What are you doin’ on this forum? I want to see you on Yahoo in 45 minutes.

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        • 34
          Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

          Hey George

          Good to go!

          Thankz for that nice little earner – Quartet Envoy – great band! Cool muzik!

          Seriously, George…have brought peace to the MidEast in just eight years…how cool is that!

          Peace…Faith Foundation….Adviser to God….Vatican, here’s Tony!!

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      • 19
        Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

        I could not bear it if you were to sing , “Don’t cry for me UK”

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  2. 2
    Captain Dogseye says:

    spin ?

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  3. 3
    legalalien says:

    I’m not particularly keen on him as a person. But his Blog is fascinating. It gives a great insight to the workings on government.

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  4. 4
    Ma­qboul says:

    never was there so much blood after a spilled pint of Gu­inness. This is one set of memoirs I would buy, if they were full and frank.

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  5. 5
    King Turd of shit mountain says:

    I think I’ll married get to Brown tvrd.

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  6. 6
    King Turd of shit mountain says:

    I think I will get married Brown tvrd while I’m still in a hypnagogic trance.

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  7. 13
    Owin Jones says:

    A welcome reminder that libertarianism is booming among the young http://www.totalpolitics.com/articles/362592/young-renegade-rightist.thtml

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    • 18
      Owen's Mum says:

      Owen, I just don’t know why you are still banging on about all this left-wing twaddle and knocking about with these shifty left-wingers. Now I’ve spoken with the headmaster and he has agreed you can do your re-sits as long as you turn up for school this week.

      Oh, and clean your room will you!

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  8. 14
    John Prescott says:

    Its perfectley oblivious that McBride is part and percil of the new administration to bring back the Age of Chancers which is what Ed (Special Needs, not Balls) wants as part of a new way of governing things and what Damian (McBridge, not Omen) will say before the committification is that we are moving closer to the Age of Chancers but in the end the people will decide and that is what Ed (Balls, not Special Needs) is asking me to work on as part of a new beginning in public-private partnership in managing the media through better regulation and I can’t believe it’s not butter so all you suthern jessies can get stooped as Im back in the saddle with Starbucks for a skinny latte.

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  9. 17
    Joss Taskin says:

    Why was McBride dubbed ‘McPoison’ ?

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    • 24
      Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

      Ask Geedo, he apparently went to the same school

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      • 57
        Anonymous says:

        look here.
        geedo is now 1%.
        grease lightening is what..
        we all thrive by the grace of the 1.
        for balance as earth is a dark planet do not forget the darkness the zerodum that we all live on.
        .
        so 0..1
        on…off.
        day…nite.
        co.exist.
        be a point 5.
        that way no matter who claims to be the 1.. we just move on.
        and into goodness. look straight ahead…neither up or down….

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    • 44
      Edinburgh shitty says:

      It is the name of his ginga puss. Stroke it and his hisses at the misses.

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  10. 20
    All Perved Out says:

    With the sweaty head and hair coupled with the noncy face he would make a first class addition to the Westminster club of Parliamentary Pervs!

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  11. 22
    Joss Taskin says:

    Where did it all go so very badly wrong, Damien ?

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  12. 23
    Damian "Omen" McBride says:

    The meeting is at the dwelling of the Dark Lord on St Eichatadt Day. We shall convene and exercise our ritual by the moonlight. And those of you who will not submit to the Dark Lord will pay.

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  13. 25
    Anonymous says:

    That’s all very exciting but what I want to know is why these LibDem ‘women’ look as if they have transgendered from being men.

    Is it compulsory in the LimpDicks?

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  14. 27
    George Galloway, Fat Controller says:

    The ten twenty-two from Paddington is delayed by 45 minutes.

    Delays on the Circle Line. Fat Abbott has fallen on the track.

    Normal servicing on the Piccadilly Line, £10.00 for CIM, £50.00 for bareback in a pussy cat suit.

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    • 30
      William Hague, author and dipstick says:

      Remember, we’re fighting for your freedom George!

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      • 32
        Erudite Thug says:

        I greeted this entry with great delight, great delight! You’ll bow down before me, lad. The weight difference? I’ll tell you what!

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  15. 28
    Peter Hitchens says:

    C-U-N-T! Why the fuck don’t I get these exclusives?

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    • 42
      The Village Idiot says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha.

      You went to Walthamstow and didn’t wise up to the extent of the snow job that was played on you. :)

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  16. 36
    Alan Rusbridger, stand-up pianist says:

    Today I will be mostly playing Bad Penny Blues by Humphrey Lyttelton, in honour of my old chum Damian ‘The Omen’ McBride.

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  17. 37
    Hypnagogic trances 4 eva says:

    Utter twaddle. Labour are strangers to the truth. McBrown’s McBride is someone who comes out in a rash when asked to tell the truth. These feckin Katholics i.e B.liar are the world worse liars and plus the media don’t know when someone is taking the piss or if they are on the piss. Arse wipes like McBride. need something to fess up to in the confession box every feckin Sunday. Hence all the lies and tripe.

    What year is it anyway?. This is McBrides regurgitated tripe which the cat coughed up last decade along with its brandy balls. The cat’s fleas are more interesting than this utter arsehole’s conspiratorial feck ups.

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  18. 38
    Edinburgh shitty says:

    Can’t wait to read the tripe AGAIN!

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  19. 39
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    McBride, another vile scumbag. Where do his type come from, is there a scumbag production facility in westminster?

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  20. 40
    There may be trouble ahead....... says:

    What’s the betting that to-day some backbencher(Tory or Labour)will ask “Dave” whether he supports press freedom or whether he supports his Deputy PM ?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285025/Its-called-free-press-reason-Mr-Clegg-Fury-Liberal-leader-calls-journalists-self-appointed-detectives-Lord-Rennard-scandal.html

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  21. 41
    Edinburgh shitty says:

    It is just a step to left and take a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight…..Let’s read all the tripe again. Lets read all the tripe again.

    Yawn. Time for my nap.

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  22. 43
    Rick Oshea says:

    What an inarticulate moron. Every other comment is “You Know.”
    You know
    You know
    You know………..

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  23. 48
    What feckin year is it? I can't remember. says:

    What about that zycologist for
    muppetry and the bum chum
    of the bum chum of McBride.
    DeRapa?

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  24. 50
    Time Warp again says:

    Let’s do the time waaaaarp agaaaain. Lets do the time warp agaiiiiiiiin.

    Fuck it. I am off for a kip! Tara.

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  25. 54
    I'd like to bum Sophy Ridge in the shower says:

    It’ll be interesting to see where Ed Balls fitted in back in the day.

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  26. 58
    Anne.D.Burbum says:

    Hope Damien does’nt lift the lid too high,especially regarding the 1200 Mid Staffs deaths on labours watch.The postjman and i may be asked what and when we knew about it.xxx

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  27. 59
    Penfold says:

    Well, Damian’s version of the truth………

    These people have spent a lifetime telling professional lies and acting as official assassins and purveyors of agit-prop; reality, truth and the actualite is probably something that they cannot see.

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“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

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They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

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