As of 1pm this afternoon LBC sources have confirmed to Guido that tomorrow morning’s Call Clegg is on. It was brought forward a day due to Thursday’s by-election, and there is no word of him pulling out over at LBC towers.
Popcorn for breakfast…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
First!
This will be worth listening to, he’ll get crucified!
I think you’ll find I’m 4th
I was the first Marxist Doctor Who!
The accusation against Rennard as broadcast on Radio 4′s World at One are ludicrous. He’s done nothing… He touched some harridan’s knee and tried to proposition her into bed. Is this really illegal, have we entered the twilight zone of Orwellian type sex crimes?
In terms familiar with watchers of Peyton place, he was ‘fresh’ with her.
Good God almighty !
Was it with Harriet?
I’m Cleggytus!
I am, I have to confess, a serial liar. Anyone who believes a word I say should be institutionalised for their own safety.
Only judge the fuckers by their actions (behaviours) and not their words (rhetoric).
It really is that simple!
Anonymous – please do us all a favour and fuck off to Dignitas. Chop, chop!
oNE cAN ON iMAGINE IF mrS cLEGG HAD HER arse punched by a yellow fatty
Mr Clegger would have got his top hat out and got that fatty
Which means that Nick won’t have to be in the House at PMQs tomorrow?
Do they still have wireless broadcasts from the Netherlands?
Guide to breeds and general information.
The Custard Dog:
The Custard Dog looks quite cute and cuddly and resembles a trainable working dog.
However, the Custard Dog breed makes neither a good working dog or is noticably loyal, to any degree.
It is prone to sexual promiscuity with any breed of any age and must be watched constantly for signs of stealing other dogs food and mating with dogs of either sex.
The Custard dog is also prone to running off when let off the lead and then turning on it’s owner, this trait ( Cleggism ) is also associated with the breed and owners should be catious at all times when handling the hound.
Much is made of the breeds famously sympathetic demeanour, however most Custard Dogs are usually supremely selfish and do nothing of any value except for themselves.
Custard Dogs have above average cases of obesity, though size varies greatly from the Rennard strain, to the diminutive Teather variety. It cannot be stressed enough however, that these dogs do not make good pets and can turn on anyone in the household, often without warning.
In summary:
The Custard Dog, though superficially an attractive looking animal, has quite a few tempermental difficulties ( identified as Huhneism’s ) and is not suitable for normal families, or to be let off a very tight lead, or anywhere near other pets, their food or anything that is likely to provoke a jealous reaction ( Cableism ).
Potential owners purchase one, at their own risk.
Custard dogs are best suited to battersea dogs home for a week, and thereafter a swift injection (known as a Stafordodian) after which they make a splendid contribution to London’s carbon eco credentials heating hot water for the old people’s home. An appropriate carbon neutral solution benefiting all parties.
Woof.
Oi! I was after Hartnell.
I WANTED TO COMMENT ON THAT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION JUDGE DISASTER IN THE LAST POST.
I’m sorry, so sorry, I am really really sorry and it will never ever happen again
Ok?
Let’s move on now
I love the smell of burning Lib-Dems in the morning
It was just a tiny, tiny, tiny lie.
Het was gewoon een klein, klein, klein leugen.
ǝı1 buıʞɔnɟ ʎuıʇ buıʞɔnɟ ‘ʎuıʇ ‘ʎuıʇ buıʞɔnɟ ɐ ʇsnظ sɐʍ ʇı
+1000! Nicely done, mate.
He’ll pull out – unless LBC have promised ‘special’ filtering of calls.
The BBC are expert at doing that.
I have never ever heard of the order-order blog and I am furious that people think I have.
Not until I was informed about it in 30 minutes time.
Plenty of time for me to piss off back to the Eurozone before tomorrow morning.
National Express have a bus that leaves from Victoria Coach station if you would like to save us some money.
Hello caller, what is you name?
Ah Miriam you are through to the Deputy PM, go ahead
Escúchame pedazo de mierda, saca tu culo de nuevo lo siento a España oa otro lugar!
And now it’s Chris from Pentonville:
“Escuchar cara mierda, puedo hacer una reaparición”
Όχι όταν έχω κόψει το πουλί σου από τον κώλο σας
Ik heb nog nooit van u gehoord
Vi ne estas la vera Nick Clegg via lingvo ne estas universala sufiĉa al esti por EU
Esperanto is voor losers. Maar ik zal het gebruiken als u geeft me een pensioen
Vai para a puta que o pariu.
Second lord accused of texts ‘leering’
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4812891/second-liberal-democrat-peer-accused-of-sending-women-leering-texts.html
even The Sun hasn’t got the bollocks to say who it is. I wonder if every single peer could do them for that.
Would be hilarious if it was Lord O****… The plot thickens.
Line one, Simon from Westmeinster
Line our, David from his boyfriends house.
errr Line four !
Line 3, David Laws, thief, but, well I am important now so let’s forget that right?
My question is, Nick,have you been turfed out from home? If Miriam has kicked you out, there’s always a bed for you at mine. You know that sweetie?
Well, of course he would show up for his regular stint, and a day ahead of time to boot! Can’t let a little thing like an internal Party scandal keep you from going on the air to spout the same old nothing as you usually do!
Caller two, Danny from the Cairngorms
Hi Danny, how are the ginger rodents?
Are your pants on fire Mr Clegg? Don’t worry, you could always ask Lord Rennard to pat you on the bottom until it’s out.
Jo Swinson conducted an enquiry and should have reported such a serious matter directly to me. I feel I have been badly let down.
Final caller, Vince from Twickers
It would be interesting to hear from the LibDem girls whether Lard Runnard ever pulled out ?
At last, someone on here who knows what the public really want to hear!
Trust me it is not just the press I want to gag.
Just remember on EU Lover Nutty Cleggs Phone in tomorrow that his 15 Spads
paid for by the Taxpayers will by censoring the callers to make sure only
Co*ck Suc*king EU Loving Cleggy Fans will get on Air……….
Good to see Democracy at work as devised & manipulated by
ConsLieLaborLibDems aka blood Brothers & Sisters alliance………..
Honest talking. I like a person who calls a spad a spad.
Paul Tucker gets my vote !!!!
Bank of England deputy governor Paul Tucker has said negative interest rates should be considered.
The Bank rate has been at a record low of 0.5% for almost four years.
A negative interest rate would mean the central bank charges banks to hold their money and could encourage them to lend out more of their funds.
And then further fuc.k people who actually have savings!!? – With your flair for economics, you will one day be a LieBore Chancellor, and then, who knows….. you too could become an unelected, unwanted P.M. without being voted in, you spavined, pasty faced, shirt lifting tosser.
And as for the Welsh language…. save some money and buy some fuckin.g vowels, you muppets!
I want my Daddy !
I couldn’t possibly comment
Another calamity waiting to happen
Surely this means any female Liberal MP bonked Rennard to get selected?
It worked for me!
Do you mind….I’ve just chundered all over my keyboard!!
Really serves tto underline the expression ‘Parliament of Whores’.
Anyone listening to Radio4 right now?
A long, quiet interview about groping and manipulation for sex etc.etc. and there’s the sound of a fat bloke breathing noisily in the background.
Pardon me.
Can’t think up your own moniker ?
…there is no word of him pulling out over at LBC towers.
I would !
I pulled out at the last minute.
Me name be Constants Brisket
I said to Vicky I could fix it
Then plod came along
And I knew I was in deep shit
Nom Nom Nom
Could ****e be using the ‘If i’m going down, you’re coming down too’ defence?
Can I change my plea?
Doesnt a dog have Pleas?
Rice and pleas?
Guilty as charged.
Λήψη τριχωτό κώλο σας πίσω εδώ, σκύλα
You won’t even be allowed to change hands where you are going
I am the subject of a gagging order…mmmhmmmhph…
Don’t worry. You can always go mediaeval on dey asses later.
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Someone pointed out the negative interest rates BBC article a couple of threads back.
This has happened to nominal rates in Japan since the 90s, usually on real JGB yields rather than an official central bank rate.
It is a little more common than realized these days, but there is a difference between a peculiarities that can affect the yield curve on the overnight market, and official central bank policy.
Japan is attempting to set an official negative rate policy at present.
This means that it will cost you to hold foreign debt.
In part this should help coerce holders of foreign debt to sell this back to an entity in the country of issue. eg. QE3 with negative nominal rates set for gilts would allow Bo.E to more easily purchase foreign held gilts as foreigners would wish to sell.
Telegraphing this kind of intention will help keep yield stable as it indicates that with the recent AAA loss the UK is very serious about its debt obligations.
The effect on the yield curve would keep the time cost of debt down in a similar way to that which previous QE programs have.
There will be some odd effects on other parts of the market, particularly the Repo, but talk of such a move indicates that Treasuries are wishing to recall the debt they have issued. This is obviously signalling a major change in international trade is coming up, that certain trade patterns want to be unwound, and should be a very positive upward driver for gold.
Google ci10-5.html for an NY Fed 2003 study.
This from 1998 covers what happened in Japan:
http://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/07/business/international-business-zen-banking-japan-s-negative-interest-rates.html
The head of Japan’s opposition party, Shinzo Abe, was openly calling for Bo.J to set explicit -ve rates late last year.
Thanks for that Cas. – That explanation makes it a little easier to see the motivation for the BoE – but what are the downsides likely to be for us bank users? I’m thinking of savings, pensions, ISA’s (I know it’s a plural, but it looks WRONG as ISAS)??????
Constance Briscoe would go to the wall for Huhne and Pryce.
D – its not about you – its all about the probity of the judicial system.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horseman
and all the kingsmen
couldn’t put humpty together again.
It’s BROKEN – like wavy daveys big society – BROKEN. Sticking plaster ain’t gonna help.
It is not fair that Calamity can get air time when a by-election is on, further proof that our Political system is corrupe and rotten to the core, I hope that people of Eastleigh vote for anyone rather than the three main dictatorial Parties, we rely on you people of Eastleigh to show these troughing pigs that we want them and the system OUT.