February 21st, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    The LibDemon party says:

    Second ?

  2. 2
    The Faux Tory party says:

    Last ?

  3. 3
    Constance Briscoe says:

    you ain’t seen me…… right?

  4. 4
    Maria Hutchings says:

    That’s my line

  5. 5
    Matthew 20:16 says:

    So the last will be first, and the first will be last.

  6. 6
    Bladerunner says:

    Nope. As invisible as labour policies, unless you are a box of Frosties.

  7. 7
    ████ ' changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    That was mine till the old bag blew the whistle.

  8. 8
    News Flash says:

    Dave has some ideas for last minute amendments for the gay marriage b!ll:

  9. 9
    'Arrys Dog says:

    No good marrying me for my money, it was just resting in my account

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Look out folks, Greedo is sending a Rupogram.

  11. 11
    Carina Spinagain says:

    :)

  12. 12
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    36 days after Owen Patterson promised a full explanation as to how horsemeat got into my beef burger we are all none the wiser .

  13. 13
    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    Oh, what the hell. I’ve just put my pasta with bolognese sauce and meatballs in the oven.

  14. 14
    Curly says:

    … and heaven help those in between…

  15. 15
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Don’t send me one. I have had enough of your site exposing me. I have reported you to the Grand Master and my boys in Portsmouth, so watch it. Boaz.

  16. 16
    Matilda says:

    More fool you for buying it in the first place then.


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