February 21st, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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  1. 1
    The LibDemon party says:

    Second ?

  2. 2
    The Faux Tory party says:

    Last ?

  3. 3
    Constance Briscoe says:

    you ain’t seen me…… right?

  4. 4
    Maria Hutchings says:

    That’s my line

  5. 5
    Matthew 20:16 says:

    So the last will be first, and the first will be last.

  6. 6
    Bladerunner says:

    Nope. As invisible as labour policies, unless you are a box of Frosties.

  7. 7
    ████ ' changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    That was mine till the old bag blew the whistle.

  8. 8
    News Flash says:

    Dave has some ideas for last minute amendments for the gay marriage b!ll:

  9. 9
    'Arrys Dog says:

    No good marrying me for my money, it was just resting in my account

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Look out folks, Greedo is sending a Rupogram.

  11. 11
    Carina Spinagain says:


  12. 12
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    36 days after Owen Patterson promised a full explanation as to how horsemeat got into my beef burger we are all none the wiser .

  13. 13
    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    Oh, what the hell. I’ve just put my pasta with bolognese sauce and meatballs in the oven.

  14. 14
    Curly says:

    … and heaven help those in between…

  15. 15
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Don’t send me one. I have had enough of your site exposing me. I have reported you to the Grand Master and my boys in Portsmouth, so watch it. Boaz.

  16. 16
    Matilda says:

    More fool you for buying it in the first place then.

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Users of Gay Hook-Up App Grindr Infected | TechnoGuido
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ISIS Operative: This Is How We Send Jihadis To Europe | BuzzFeed
Shapps Defends Bashir Defection | Seb Payne
Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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