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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Morning window suckers!
Mornin
Session extended – Dave Jeered.
Why Bedroom tax and not Bedroom license ?
Third
“House meat scandal” ? What? £1.05 for a full english?
Isn’t that the lure that brought Chris Bryant into politics?
Shouldn’t that be ‘full French?’
Depends who’s giving it and how accomplished she is at the art of fluffing.
Personally if it was a toss up between eating a full. English and being eaten out. I think the black pudding and gammon crackling would win hands down.
I hope a Tory MP asks a pointed question about where the responsibility for Stafford lies. Labour have been ducking this disgracefully.
It’s a hospital bed tax innit ?
If the meat industry that successful, why were they selling horse has beef wholesale ?
Eurobollocks. £0.80/lb. Sold in pairs.
Millibolocks. Free at point of issue.
But you’ll have to wait until he grows a pair first.
Why not ban EU imports. That is where the problem is.
The EU won’t let us.
Why are we asking their permission?
Exactly, lets just burn their goods at the docks -it was good enough for the French and British sheep.
You would not need to ban them. Simply introduce on-the-spot testing at ports, which would a) make the importation of mis-declared products pointless and b) cost time and money, which would make the importation of cheap crap declared as meat equally unattractive.
Again the EU does not allow you to test at the ports, this would be unfair and against the free movement of goods.
You have to rely on the (fraudulently stamped) forms…
When will you fcuking plebs wake up and realize 70% and rising, of our legislation is set in Brussels by the EU and you have NO CONTROL OVER IT….
Wake, the fcuk up !
Wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang etc
hear we go milliband up on living standards
I note Miliband hadnt the gumption or decency to offer a thought or a word of sympathy to the female PSNI officer killed in the line of duty and being buried this afternoon.
simple question, simple lad
Even Tory members are vastly against the 50 to 45% tax cut.
Gideon’s a fucking idiot.
The 50% income tax rate was for a fraction of Brown’s tenure in office. A nice totem to hand the coalition with. Only a fool thinks it raises more revenues.
For 12 years and 11 months of Labour’s tenure in office the top rate of tax was 40%. Even with the proposed reduction it will be 5% more than that at 45%. Thus, if Milliminor argues that the Coalition is giving millionaires £100,000 at 45% surely they gave them double that at 40%. And that went on for almost 13 years.
5% represents a 12.5% increase from 40%…
Waz u one of dem ijuts from de Academy skoolz init ?
What would Labour do? Continue cuts or add to the deficit by “going for growth”. He might tell us I think-he`s had long enough in the job.
No questions on Stafford, Ed?
1200 dead, Ed?
Labour in power during 2005-08 when the 1200 died, Ed?
Nothing to say, Ed?
Look here, we increased our spend on the medical profession pay and reduced their hours… what more do you expect us to do.
public flogging, or would you prefer a 2 minute hate. preferably at the point of a rifle?
OBR = useless. Close it down & save some money.
where is gromit?
“Clean up our banks” Eh? What have you actually done Cam?
Why did milittwat say the deficit was going up? Debt is going up but deficit is down.
In fairness to Davey he’s still putting out the inferno left behind by the Two Eds. It’s not surprising the water levels in the fire engines are a little low.
Alert Alert flat earther…
Those eejuts haven’t even started scraping at the deficit, and nor will they be able to with uncontrolled access to our welfare, health and benefits..
Tractor stats, tractor stats Dave.
Haven’t seen Andy Burnham yet.
I see Chucky’s on the shadow front bench. Which face is he wearing today? His anti-corporation face, or his embracing the city face? His anti-arms industry face, or his Labour fringe speech sponsored by an arms manufacturer face? His man of the people in jeans and sweater face, or his changed from a £1000 suit he was wearing 5 minutes before face?
Millionaires tax cut, you couldn’t make it up. BINGO.
I don’t know why Cameron doesn’t keep ramming it home that it is not a millionaire tax cut but is going to be a 5% millionaire tax rise on what the Labour government had. And more importantly that that suicidal rise is hurting both jobs and growth. How could it not do?
Every tax payer will NOT see a tax cut – the basic rate band is being reduced FFS. AND child benefit has been fucked up – marginal rates now 60%+.
Etonian bone brained toffs.
Bring back Tebbit.
On yer fuckin bike.
And every taxpayer will NOT see a fall in living standards. Ed Militwit forgot to mention that.
Labour’s comments on Stafford:
Tumbleweeds rolls by.
This pretend animosity between these bloodsuckers is really getting me down.
guido note gets a mention
Dave – this is the Government that will have paid down the deficit by 2015 (says nothing about the total debt rising by 60%).
Disingenuous Etonian bastard.
“It won’t have any new policies in it”.
That was a corker!
Cam is electorally toxic, but Milicock is not landing a punch.
CaMoron and Millitwat are like two flacid c0cks fighting over which c0ck won’t have to swallow the viagra.
They are both a disgrace to this country and the motherland respectively.
“The whole front bench opposite is no good”.
Quote of the Day!
Davey needs to keep hammering home the point re high tax rates and lower actual revenues.
WTF is Gove doing? Auditioning to be a Bond villain?
Resolution Foundation release press release on wednesday before PMQ’s
We’re going to look at every single one of our systems, and then we will do f*ck all.
Even Ed Balls said Cameron on Mili’s “No Policy” speech tomorrow “Good One” and nodded. Read his lips
May contain nuts and twats
Retailers didn’t know either. Stop buying from the EU.
Claire Perry : “Promote me! Promote me! Do you want a blowie? Can I lick your arse?”
Miliband says the same thing week after week after week after weak
Anas Sarwar used to be in Porridge.
And the other 649 should be doing Porridge.
100% Bull : Now that is quite funny.
I dont want anybody to pay anything. There will be a healthy insurance market
So you fucking retarded fuckwit, insurance is free huh?
PennyPorn.com
Nearly saw her VW bonnet then.
Who shouted out vote UKIP?
Someone with sense.
Good question on Eastleigh. The UKIP candidate is strong on planning legislation. Note the shouts of ‘UKIP’
Are the UKIP MPs shouting that?
Labour was shouting UKIP as vote for them helps let in another LibDem turd.
Vote UKIP, get UKIP
Very Zen – the sound of no hands clapping?
Everyone has been briefed that there must be no mention of the plans being put in place in the office of Nick Boles for mandatory requisition of accommodation, for immigrants in particular.
They are targeting single home owning pensioners first and then anyone else as they get the scheme running.
You will be forced to house a number of immigrants and will have no choice in the matter, think I’m joking, wait and see, I’ve already seen the numbers of Romanians/Bulgarians in particular they are anticipating.
This follows on from the questionnaire that was sent out eighteen months ago asking for the number of rooms in your house, it was supposed to be anonymous but I can tell you it was not.
They are expecting up to 5 million over the coming years but are absolutely refusing to admit this in public.
It is 5 million according to the unreleased numbers. I don’t think it will ever be released officially unless someone gets some kahuunas and leaks it, before the by election…
O.K. people, I’ve spent over thirty years dealing with housing and all the periphary issues surrounding it, there are at present two strands of planning going on in the department.
1. Millions more immigrants are expected to flood in and depending how the polls are going the Coalition will try to limp on until the next election using the elastoplast approach, with ongoing planning for the mandatory requisition of housing if re-elected.
2. If Labour are then elected a collective sigh of relief from Boles and Pickles but, having talked to some of my Labour contacts, they are intending to bring back rent control of privately owned housing, make it even more difficult than it already is to evict problem tenants (i.e., massive arrears, criminal, antisocial) and they are also forming a plan to requisition housing from owners.
I may be sacked if they find out my identity but they are not telling you so I will.
Collect your P45 on the way out Peter.
Is Nick Boles the lead singer of Pet Shop Boys?
it wouldn’t be a surprise if this is real not least of which as Nick Boles is an odious little shite straight out of the new Conservative text book.
Another minister, a home office minisiter I think it was has been asked by 4 separate MP’s recently how many will come from Romania and Bulgaria and his answer was that such questions ‘are not helpful’, wtf, how is that remotely acceptable? If you think the NHS, schools and public services are going down the pan already just fast forward a year and you’ll think this is paradise.
What did he say? Really?
When was Grotbags elected?
WHo shouted “Vote UKIP” just now?
You heard it too! HA!
Excellent, thought I was having a stroke.
Good advice.
VOTE UKIP
Are the UKIP MPs shouting that?
You’re wiping their savings out.
Wiping my savings out
Vote UKIP.
Big Society – MY ARSE.
Michael Moore’s head appearing courtesy of Osram.
Gove seems to have aged. Must be a tough job.
That question on tax avoidance goes directly to pleb gate.
International tax transparency FFS. Dream, Dream, Dream…
Does anybody know the point of comments on here
Regionalade – full of gas & rots your teeth
I could swear I just hear someone shout “VOTE UKIP” just before they were discussing Eastleigh..
Anyone hear it?
Are the UKIP MPs shouting that?
That wasn’t funny the first 80 times you said it. Are you Rainman?
Yes.
Really these anthropoids behave frightfully. The noise, my dear! The pant-hooting, grunting, screeching and vulgar gestures!
Hot stuff
Gotta go. Bye all
Only Cam could get an EU budget reduction, but end up paying more….
You. couldn’t. make. it. up.
Here we go with the crime is falling bullshit.
that’s right. I like that crime is officially falling, makes you wonder how it is that the prisons are full
Close a few prisons & transfer their inmates to the remaining prisons.
Result = Prisons are full.
Down 10% in his area ? What is he, a walking crimewave ?
Is Gove a National Theatre Player?
Amateur dramatics dear boy. Really.
Ed Balls beginning to look like Prezza.
Tapsell will be appearing in Findus burgers next week.
…sorry Peter, can you repeat trhe question?
Ed Miliband looked “A whiter shade of pale”,
Currency war question finally asked.
Celt count = 6
Hunt Count = 649
Hurrah 3 new first time buyers in the last 5 years
FLS is destroying my savings.
Take your savings out of the bank and buy gold sovereigns and Britannia’s.
At least Camoron has the decency to look embarrassed.
Can we rename this Prime Minister’s Lies?
Only if Labour win in 2015
No more boom and bust!
British Jobs for British Workers!
We don’t like to blow our own trumpet, but it is fair to say that we are as good at protecting Britain’s food as the Border Agency is at protecting Britain’s borders.
Bercow look like he has been sleeping in the huffie room
When people ask me where I place myself in the list of great Tory PMs, I don’t like to sound immodest but I say I’m a teeny bit better than Ted Heath but nowhere near as good as John Major.
Thats the most honest thing you’ve ever said you Etonian prick.
Quite right. John Major won a general election. He was the last Tory leader to do so.
+++Applause+++
Quite right. John Major won a general election. He will be the last Tory leader to do so.
Fixed that for you.
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Did anyone spot our Kevin (Barron MP) or Sarah Champion MP ?
Lend us a tenner?
Get back behind the bar and flash your tits a bit
Why no question on 1200 dead at Stafford Hospital ? Why no Burnham ? All happened under Liebour.
As did the bank fiasco. As did 110% mortgages. As did the horsemeat fiasco which Labout stopped the FSA testing for. As did the MP expenses fiasco. As did phone hacking,etc, etc , etc.
The Mystery of Edwin Druid (unfinished).
The NHS has almost as much employees as the Chinese Army, but is much better at killing people.
+100
Good to see Liebour choosing a working class candidate for Eastleigh.
Milliband. FAIL …….yet again! Three in a row
Copy what France did for VCR imports: all must go through one designated port and await clearance by the single dedicated -douanier-
Or does that only work for non-perishable and non-EU imports?
What happened to the Guido thread about Levesons Royal Charter, have they started already?