Caption Contest Roses Winner
This week’s winner, for once the best of a fairly witty bunch, is Bill Quango MP:
“lies to the right, neighs to the left”
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
i am clueless
The humour on this blog needs developing.
+ a million. Bill Quango is a retard and as funny as skidding on a dog-turd.
I was the winner once, but it was one of may fakes that came up with the winning line.
+ a million. Bill Quang-o is a retard and as funny as skidding on a dog-turd.
Can you “develop” something that doesn’t exist?
Who cares? I feel sorry for Steve and his fragile sense of “self”. I’m off to somewhere sunnier.
+1.
*finally manages to extract head from own arse*
GOOD CALL
“lies to the right, neighs to the left”
Should not that be, lies FROM the Right?
Huhne is on the left always has been, sorry to feck your rant against the right
Twat
fixed.
Honestly thought there were better captions Guido.
I demand a reHunt
Fix
congrats quango, but shouldn’t it be “lies to the left, neighs to the right” ?
Surely its, Huhne saying ‘If you take my points, I’ll sell the corpse of that old nag to my local butcher and tell him its beef?’
Brilliant
moral winner
a fairly witty bunch? Dear me! Standards are slipping here. Guido would have never admitted to that before…
Congratulations Bill! Well deserved.
*Clenched fists and false smile*
I am Bill Quango.
No, I am Bill Quango.
I was told this is where the gay whores meet.