February 11th, 2013

Caption Contest Roses Winner

This week’s winner, for once the best of a fairly witty bunch, is Bill Quango MP:

“lies to the right, neighs to the left”

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25 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    i am clueless

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  2. 2
    Private Eye says:

    “lies to the right, neighs to the left”

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  3. 3
    Welshracer says:

    fixed.

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  4. 4
    Paniagua says:

    I demand a reHunt

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  5. 6
    Interflora says:

    Fix

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  6. 7
    Slimy Chuck-a-Butty says:

    congrats quango, but shouldn’t it be “lies to the left, neighs to the right” ?

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  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Surely its, Huhne saying ‘If you take my points, I’ll sell the corpse of that old nag to my local butcher and tell him its beef?’

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  8. 16
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    a fairly witty bunch? Dear me! Standards are slipping here. Guido would have never admitted to that before…

    Congratulations Bill! Well deserved.

    *Clenched fists and false smile*

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  9. 17
    Says says:

    I am Bill Quango.

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  10. 18
    Chris says:

    No, I am Bill Quango.

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  11. 24
    Anonymous says:

    I was told this is where the gay whores meet.

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