February 11th, 2013

Caption Contest Roses Winner


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    i am clueless

  2. 2
    Private Eye says:

    “lies to the right, neighs to the left”

  3. 3
    Welshracer says:


  4. 4
    Paniagua says:

    I demand a reHunt

  5. 5
    Marmite says:

    Honestly thought there were better captions Guido.

  6. 6
    Interflora says:


  7. 7
    Slimy Chuck-a-Butty says:

    congrats quango, but shouldn’t it be “lies to the left, neighs to the right” ?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Surely its, Huhne saying ‘If you take my points, I’ll sell the corpse of that old nag to my local butcher and tell him its beef?’

  9. 9
    left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird. says:


  10. 10
    Damien 666 Thompson says:

    The humour on this blog needs developing.

  11. 11
    The usual D*RIVEL says:

    + a million. Bill Quango is a retard and as funny as skidding on a dog-turd.

  12. 12
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    + a million. Bill Quang-o is a retard and as funny as skidding on a dog-turd.

  13. 13
    garden shed expert says:

    Can you “develop” something that doesn’t exist?

  14. 14
    Damien 666 Thompson says:

    Who cares? I feel sorry for Steve and his fragile sense of “self”. I’m off to somewhere sunnier.

  15. 15
    anon, Cambridgeshire says:


  16. 16
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    a fairly witty bunch? Dear me! Standards are slipping here. Guido would have never admitted to that before…

    Congratulations Bill! Well deserved.

    *Clenched fists and false smile*

  17. 17
    Says says:

    I am Bill Quango.

  18. 18
    Chris says:

    No, I am Bill Quango.

  19. 19
    As Quotes to Note says:


  20. 20
    As Same As It Ever Was says:

    Should not that be, lies FROM the Right?

  21. 21
    8illy 8owden is the gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    I was the winner once, but it was one of may fakes that came up with the winning line.

  22. 22
    Labour supporting twat says:

    Huhne is on the left always has been, sorry to feck your rant against the right

  23. 23
    Alternative Panel says:

    moral winner

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    I was told this is where the gay whores meet.

  25. 25
    Damien 666 Thomson says:

    *finally manages to extract head from own arse*

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