February 2nd, 2013

Read Guido in the Sun Tomorrow

Get involved…


253 Comments

  1. 1
    graham smith says:

    I knew him hen he had fuckall

  2. 2
    Grauniad says:

    dear Mr Fwakes. We sell hardyl any papers thees days. Cuold we talk?

    • 6
      Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

      It’s difficult enough trying to find his column in the Star. Imagine wading through the Observer whilst in Tesco Express.

    • 9
      Alan Rusbridger, pianist says:

      Today I will be mostly playing Buddy Can You Spare A Dime?

      • 39
        Curly says:

        Nobody loves you when you’re down and out….

        So can you take a hint please?

      • 118
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        Thought you were more into “The Five-Finger Exercise,” Rusty…

      • 130
        Al Jolson says:

        If you want to do a song from the 1930′s, why don’t you do one of my famous hits– Hallelujah I’m A Bum!

        You already are one, in the British sense of the word, and before too much longer, in the American sense, too!

  3. 4
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I hope they’ve printed an extra million copes despite the fact no-one up here will buy it.

  4. 5
    The Sun says:

    Guido Fawkes ate my minge.

  5. 8
    Sir William says:

    Exploding wasps, what?

  6. 10
    Drop a Daisy cutter on Owin Jones says:

    Getting a bit tired of middle class privileged ‘columnists,ie Guido Fawkes,’ who rarely leave comfort of their desk, writing about ‘poverty & working class’

  7. 12
    Yawn! says:

    Does this mean he will now jump on the all benefits claimants are lying thieving b’s bandwagon, or will he be taking note of what the real statistics say?

    • 24
      Benny Fitz-Clements says:

      There is no official figure for exactly how many “strivers” are on benefits. But what is clear is that their numbers increased dramatically under the previous Government: from 700,000 when Labour took office in 1997 to 4.7 million on the equivalent entitlements in 2010, rising to between 6 and 7 million people, once housing benefit and council tax benefit are included. That is an eight to tenfold increase in a period that was, for much of it, one of unprecedented prosperity.

      http://thetim.es/UM9FIT

      • 47
        Vote UKIP says:

        To be fair we have had the NHS during that time, which has been responsible for making so many invalids. And the H&S work regulations have created far more sick people.

        • 253
          T'Old Fella says:

          Many years ago I wrote an email to one of the Liebore ministerial ask a minster thingies, I suggested that if they wanted folks with health problems to go back work that badly, they could indemnify companies if an accident occured due to the person with the health problems illness collapsing or other such problem, I received no reply. It is wonderful when you are going through esculating increasing doses of medication, works for 11/2 months then away we go again, all drugs have side effects (as no doubt Guido and Gideon probably know) and people do not always understand.

      • 56
        Reality says:

        1997 through 2010 was a time of unprecedented wealth illusion.

        Prosperity was being eroded as debt was being accumulated: Both public and private.

        The council tax benefit (spin: bedroom tax) was put in place by Labour to paper the crack of reducing central funding to Local Authorities. This has distorted peoples expectations of local authority services, and budgeting expectations of local authorities.

        The real question is how many more of these distortions exist ?

        Well, one other is housing benefit (spin: Council tax increases): If this is going to working families to help the pay rent / mortgage then you have another. The crack being covered here is the public purse is paying for housing market inflation in order to prevent prices from correcting.

        What needs to be hammered home is that these Labour manipulations of the economy to prevent normal pricing actions were originally done to benefit Labour controlled councils to the detriment of Conservative (Labour councils gained more), and the actions have not only contributed massively to national debt but also have distorted completely the housing market.

        The inflation in house prices very much helped create the wealth effect. People do not equate increased mortgage debt with house price rise, the media were only really promoting the price rise side of the picture.

        The net effect is that this generation cannot afford to house itself without government assistance even if it has a job, and wages cannot plug the gap without introducing massive inflation.

        The only quick fix for this is fixing the benefit system so that it is no longer distorting these markets and raise interest rates to ensure that the corrections in the economy happen quickly.

        This will be a painful reset, but is the only option: The government who does it will likely not be electable for at least 3 generations though.

        The socialist model put in place could be continued, but the state cannot continue with this fiscal model indefinitely and Russia shows what happens when it eventually collapses.

        • 58
          The Libor party says:

          Fingers in ears,shout ‘La-la-la-la-la-la-la’

        • 89
          T. May Esq. says:

          Yankee go home.

        • 231
          Anonymous says:

          go further back and you may well find the start of the illusory world of the present. It may well have started 5000 years ago in India.

          Only Higher awareness will reveal the truth. in the world of Ministry of Truth, Love and what not, meditation is the path to patient learning. Impatient folks have Forbes, the billionaires website as a path.

          It is worth noting that billionaire owner and chair of the Indian Zee TV Group was emotionally referred not so long ago as the “jewel of India”. So he may well end up running Sector 4 of George Alduous Huxley Orwell’s Brave New World. True Genius is behind the grand design….with

  8. 13
    When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm... says:

    Dead Tree Press?

  9. 14
    Gotcha says:

    The Crown Court

    at Southwark

    Daily List for Monday 4 February 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane

    ——————————————————————————–

    Court 3 – sitting at 09:30 AM

    BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY (2)

    For Trial
    T20127076 HUHNE Christopher

    PRYCE Vasiliki

    Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

    ——————————————————————————–

    Published: 1 February 2013 at 15:38 EMA/498618
    Page No: 3 of 17

  10. 15
    Rosie says:

    Well that’s gone down like a lead lifebelt.

  11. 16
    Casual Observer says:

    Nice one Guido.

    • 19
      Casual Observer says:

      Not really: Given G’s history it has been a long come back, but if he wants to get his message across then being in one of the major papers is a must.

      G is a journalist, and no indication that this site is going to shut down yet.

      Will be interesting to see if M is going to get behind UKIP or not.

      One would suspect no. Be good if he did though.

  12. 18
    Harriet Harperson says:

    I object to gratuitous tits in the newspapers

  13. 22
    Blair is a piece of shit says:

    Ha ha! Turns out pork may have ended up in the “halal” meat served to muslim prisoners. That’s what I call karma.

  14. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Guido

    When did you meet with

    a Rupert Murdoch
    b Rebecca Brookes
    c Andy Coulson
    d The Commissioner of Police

    Love

    Tom

  15. 26
    Owin Jones says:

    What next for Guido,an OBE ???

    Spike Milligan would have described him as “A Grovelling Little Bastard”

    • 81
      Spike Milligan says:

      So they bought you
      And kept you in a
      Very good home
      Central heating
      TV
      A deep freeze
      A very good home -
      No one to take you
      For that very long run –
      But otherwise
      ‘A very good home’.
      They fed you Pal and Chum
      But not that lovely long run,
      Until, mad with energy and boredom
      You escaped – and ran and ran and ran
      Under a car.
      Today they will cry for you -
      Tomorrow they will buy another dog.

  16. 30
    The Far Right says:

    Still waiting to see Guido in this publication:

    http://thelondonmagazine.org/

    You know you can do it if you lay off Galloway :-)

  17. 31
    Anonymous says:

    It certainly seems to be slowed down by advertising a lot these days (C.bertrand.com in particular). No doubt a lot of IP harvesting is going on.

  18. 33
    Anonymous says:

    You can tell your readers that Dave’s EU speech has not made a blind bit of difference to me. It’s still UKIP for me unless Dave is replaced with a Conservative and not a whet Liberal.

    Any one who votes Lib/Lab/Con is conspiring with them and endorses them to cede more of our Parliaments powers to the EU. And, further more, now being in possession of the full facts, being that the EU is on the road to the creation of a permanent United States of Europe dominated by Germany(money talks),is in total agreement with them to this end.

    So vote LibLabCon for a United States of Europe.

    When will you realise that it is YOUR VOTE them empowers them to create a United States of Europe. Yes you!

    Their power comes from your vote.

    • 43
      The Sheeple of Great Britain says:

      • 51
        Sir William says:

        The irony is that Friedrich Schiller, who wrote the words, was obsessed with the personal development of individuals into autonomous, moral people and sceptical that different forms of government had much part to play in human happiness. Rather, deliverance lay in Art and Education.

      • 53
        Dick Miliband says:

    • 76
      The Public who doesn't listen to speeches says:

      Dave can read an autocue? Who knew?

  19. 35
    Murdoch should be in jail not those he dangles on the spiders web says:

    Like so many before and some many still to come, taken the Multi Billionaire shilling.

    We live in times of avarice and greed.

  20. 37
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure I really want to see him on page 3 ffs!

    What will his wife and kids say!

  21. 40
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Will Guido be topless?

  22. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Guido and the dead tree press?

    Is that like having blue mashed potato?

  23. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Hush hush on Murdoch and Brookes then.

    • 148
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Never forget the Hillsborough – cover up – now where is that creep Kelvin of an informer Mackenzie editor who ‘smeared on command’ for his proprietor and the pigs?

  24. 46
    Spanky & Our Gang says:

    Sunday will never be the same!

  25. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Not bad for someone who has made mocking the dead tree press his leitmotif.

    Ah, well, all good things come to an end – or, more accurately, an ever slower to download end, riddled with kids posting inanities and YouTube clips, funded by multimedia ads for Cillit Bang and indigestion cures.

    Lord Gnome has, as ever, the last laugh.

    Cheerio.

    • 55
      Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out says:

      I hope you’ve found out where Mornington Crescent is by now, you can join the dossers who pimp their arses down there.

    • 57
      • 60
        Casual Observer says:

        Galloway is totally bent.

        Good question, but when he speaks about middle east there are only two questions worth asking him:

        i) What were your real motivations for lobbying the UN to set up oil for food, and why did you profit from this ?

        ii) Why did you refuse to testify at the Duelfer hearings.

        Until those are convincingly covered his words are weasel.

  26. 50
    They Fear The Hare says:

    what the fcuk are the Sun doing hiring journalists ?

  27. 62
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    “GUIDO SELLS HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  28. 63
    A Sun Reader says:

    ‘Get involved’. Is that behind you or in front of you, Guido?

  29. 66
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

    Prostitute !

    But i suppose the promotion prospects are really good , seems as most of the senior management will soon be in prison

  30. 75
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s face it, there are only so many ways to the the Sun downmarket.

    About time your loyalty was recognised.

    • 78
      the 'the' memorandum says:

      My my, Jimmy is still pissed from the night before.

    • 83
      Neil 'thieving welsh socialist' Kinnock says:

      We must stop these fuckers who want to expose us lining our own pockets from public money by pretending to care for the poor and vulnerable with only two flat screen TVs to rub together.

      • 97
        Ed Miliband says:

        Do you realise that large sections of the population are still without 3D television and live more than 400m away from a cappucino machine?

        I demand an independent judge-led inquiry

    • 102
      hissed as a jock pewt says:

      Don’t know if he’s Scottish, but I think you’ll find there’s a lot of scotch in him at any one time.

    • 133

      Was hoping for something better from you. Is that really the best you have?

      • 156
        Blowing Whistles says:

        A word of advice – ‘watch yer back’ and don’t be caught out entrapment / blackmail etcetera by the NI lawyers who well … work for the devil and his coin himself.

      • 246
        Jimmy says:

        I think I deserve some credit for predicting this when it launched.

  31. 77
    Anonymous says:

    ita nos omnes iustus diligo unum et aliis

  32. 80
    Polly Pot says:

    Guido is a Murdoch stooge! I knew it..Knew it all along..and for thee SUN too!

    Ohhh..I’ve wet bed. Not just the bed but the knickers, skirt, socks, shoes, rug, sheets,, side table, windows… Everything is soaked!

  33. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Despite all the politicking any way, any where, the UK plebs are just like sheep.

    They moan but too busy on their smartphones to really give a shit.

  34. 98
    Motto says:

    If you don’t want to eat pork, don’t do the crime.

    • 106
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

      And there was me thinking that all prisoners liked a bit of “piggy” in the showers

  35. 103
    albacore says:

    Go to it, Fawkes. Get the message across
    Tell ‘em that Parliament ain’t worth a toss
    Enlighten them on your avowed intent
    To explode the whole damned establishment

  36. 104
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

    The Sun = tramps toilet paper

    • 107
      Anonymous says:

      says the tramp..

    • 161
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I know I have been stating all sorts of nasty (but true) stuff at Rupee and his coke loving stupid son – for months and months now – but I will take heart that they can’t take it any more and will thus influence you to ban me at some point in the next few weeks …. for other reasons …. [That's how it works innit Guido?]

      • 164
        Not Blowing Whistles says:

        Plenty of other fish out there.

        A simple atonement for ones sins may be to point out, vociferously, that Guido is better than Piers Moron and point out that Fox are totally right about Owen Jones.

      • 169
        Corporate Whistles says:

        Moving forward, calling on Super-Rupee to get the Sun to say: Vote UKIP is a must.

        All should join in hoping that the scourge of Labour induced drug addictions are stamped out and sympathy and hope is a whistle worth blowing for all who are taking the right steps to beating this evil.

        • 190
          Blowing Whistles says:

          I don’t reallly wonder if a certain female judge by the name of Stephenson in the Barnet cour.t some years ago gave a judgment against someone to protect rupee & son’s’ Corporate interests when they switched yet another little business vehicle of their’s from the UK over to Luxembourg … for taxing purposes.

          Investigative journalists of the UK – huh!!!

  37. 105
    hissed as a jock pewt says:

    btw, I haven’t cleaned out my arse crack for months, tidy!!

  38. 109
    Attila the Hun and his set of heads on posts says:

    btw, rugby has always held a fascination for us welsh gayers, all that cock rubbing and fingering in the scrum etc.

  39. 111
    keredybretsa says:

    Knew him when he lived in a shoe carton on the embankment. Remember newspapers can keep you warm, try wearing a blog!!!!

  40. 113
    Guido in the Sun says:

    Sexy welder Madison Norks has a problem – every time she thinks of Nigel Farage, her boobs fall out!! Madison (pictured on holiday in Greece) said “I was doing a tricky bit of arc gouging when I seemed to see Nigel Farage’s face in the parent metal. Then I got a burning sensation on my chest and the blokes started laughing! It had happened again!!!”

  41. 117
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Guido sinks further…………

  42. 120
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Shame on you Guido!
    You will have a lobby pass next, you sell-out w@nker!

    I suppose you won’t be mentioning the blind-eye turning that the tabloids did when they all knew what Savile was up to at the BBC.

    But congrats on achieving you goal.
    By starting a blog and raising your own profile, you have proved that an amateur, with no training or experience of professional journalism, can get a column in a national newspaper. But then again, looking at the quality of the professional journos, you can’t be much worse.

    • 123
      Observer says:

      ‘Professional Journalism’? Two paired, but incompatible words surely?

    • 165
      Blowing Whistles says:

      So like a prostitute or a lawyer he will be ‘soliciting’ [the trade of] for his new pimp on sunday ….

  43. 121
    Owen Jones can spin in hell says:

    Question is, will Sun readers be able to tell the difference between a welfare transfer (benefit cut) and a new tax ?

  44. 122
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

    “Read Guido in the Sun Tomorrow”
    And there was me thinking the Sun had enough Tits

  45. 126
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and COD FATHER of SOLE says:

    “Our Tilly the Nun” I see you sheep shaggers are taking a good rogering from the Irish in the rugby LoL

  46. 127
    old SHEP says:

    First the Star, then the Sun, next stop Daily Planet? (says mild mannered Clark Kent).

  47. 128
    If truth be told says:

    There isn’t one detractor on here who wouldn’t love to have a column this Sunday.

  48. 146
    In soviet Russia... says:

    • 214
      EU Watch says:

      Removing opposition by depriving funding is a favored trick of many tyrannical regimes to suppress dissent. Communists did this as well:

      http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100200358/state-funding-for-political-parties-leads-to-arrogance-corruption-and-in-the-end-arbitrary-rule/

      Unintended consequence of state funding for political parties being corrected to prevent far right funding. If the state is going to fund parties it’s either all in or it isn’t democracy.

      • 236
        Blowing Whistles says:

        During the reign of terror – the Labour party – controlled the funding for FTAC who acted in cahoots with SO19 officers. Thus any dissent (Calling them for instance: Commie Marxists etc) fired at the Labour party was closed down by those totally dependent upon their ‘funding’ to do the dirty work ‘at arms length’ on the dissenters.

        FTAC – has been closed down – but that does not mean that the coalition haven’t got their own at arms length goons who will do similar.

  49. 163
    Owin Jones says:

    Guido, are you really some comedy character.?Whatever you say, tweet or write just makes me burst into laughter?

  50. 168
    or well donkey benjamine says:

    get involved?
    direct action against those pigs on their uppity ‘two legs better’ bad hypocrisy?

    can guido blow the sun sharade shard sky high
    from the inside
    double agent
    or is he all hot air

    move along there
    its all establishment negativity here now
    nothing 2 c

  51. 170
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Rumours are starting to abound that – it is really Sam Cam who is pushing / forcing davey dooolittle to quickly pass through the gaybo marriage thing – must be some history behind it all …

    • 172
      Lou Scannon says:

      But aren’t Omaha and other so-called leaders pushing the same line ?
      Does this mean that Sam is already ruler of the world ?

      • 194
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Obambi is still pushing the Al Gore 5hit on climate change …

        Does Camoron – have any guts to stand up to being ‘told’ what to do by some yankees … ugh No.

        I refer to Lord Stansteds brilliant quote … which has been up for days:-

        “If the US think so much of the EU then WTF don’t they join it?”

    • 173
      Martin Day says:

      According to Guido Fawkes O.B.E, the issue of gay marriage is causing Conservative members to leave the party in significant numbers.

      Guido Fawkes claimed that as many as 100 members had revoked their affiliation in some constituencies.

      Grant Shapps is quoted as saying: “There’s serious unrest in the grassroots. You cannot avoid the fact that the troops are unhappy. People are drifting away,and the blame lies fairly and squarely with that dickhead,David Cameron.”

      • 174
        Le Poof says:

        French Assembly has voted for opening marriage to same sex couples! 249 votes for, 97 against

    • 175
      Reverend Dick says:

      We are gathered here today,
      In the sight of Elton John,
      And in the face of family and friends,
      To join together in holy bumsex;
      Which is an honorable estate,
      Instituted of the party of Dave, since the top
      Man and the bottom Man
      Walked on the earth.

      THEREFORE, it is not to be
      Entered into unadvisedly,
      Or lightly without a condom.

      But reverently and soberly.
      Into this Holy chocolate starfish,
      These two persons present shall
      Cum now to be joined.

      If any one can show just cause
      Why they may not be lawfully
      Joined together in holy bumsex, let them speak now, or forever be call a Bigot.

      Ahmen men men men.

    • 191
      Casual Observer says:

      Is Sam Cam Common Purpose ?

    • 215
      Blowing even more whistles says:

      Cherie Blair, Sarah Brown and Sam Cam, pillow talking their husbands over issues involving gays, climate change and immigration….you bet ya!

  52. 176
    rumpleforeskin says:

    well done Guido, go get the fuckers

  53. 181
  54. 182
    Jim'll Fix It, ca. 1977 says:

    Now then, now then, as it happens, we have a letter from ten-year-old Pa*ul Harrow in Sta*ines– ermm, sorry, that should be Pa*ul Sta*ines in Harrow, forgive me, lad– “Dear Jimmy: I am on my school newspaper, and I want to be a reporter when I grow up, hopefully for one of Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers. I’d like to follow you around for a few days and write about what happens, and maybe sell the story beyond my little school paper. Can Jim fix it for me?” Pa*ul, lad, I couldn’t do that, for you see, aside from being on the telly and making public app*earances to raise money for my many charities, the sad fact is, I have no life– strictly a Mama’s boy, that’s me! Tea and biscuits with the Duchess every night! I know, I know, you must think a handsome manly bloke like me must have zillions of girlfriends and go out on the town every night, but no, not for old Jimbo– the Ma would never stand for it! So you see, Pa*ulie lad, I’d just bore you to death, and I couldn’t have that on my conscience, now could I? Funny thing, conscience… say, Pa*ul, by any chance, do you like gladiator flicks?”

  55. 186
    Wally Wombat says:

    I was not aware that people who bought the SUN could actually read. Guido is wasting his writing talent on these plebs.

  56. 187
    Gog says:

    Taffy, ffuc off, please.

  57. 192
    Tom Pride says:

    “The UN should aim to drastically reduce the numbers of people living in extreme poverty worldwide by allowing richer nations to bomb them with unmanned drones more easily, David Cameron said at the close of a UN conference called to set out the world’s next development goals.

    Mr Cameron also said the primary aim of the new UN goals should be to provide aid and assistance to governments of impoverished nations so they will be able to kill off their poorest citizens much more efficiently and quickly than they can at present.

    The prime minister stressed that – while eradication of world poverty was possible within our generation – it would require much more responsible killing of poor people by the richest countries of the world, including greater transparency of collateral damage to civilians.

    To illustrate Britain’s commitment in the fight against extreme poverty, Mr Cameron announced a string of measures to help alleviate poverty in some of the most impoverished countries in North Africa – measures which include bombing their villages from the sky with unmanned drones and selling their governments even more sophisticated arms to kill them with.”

    • 195
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The UN is nothing more than a ‘gigantic corporate placepersons talking shop’ – It is infested with too many people with too many hidden agendas and is always lobbied and swayed by the corporate & political criminals atop the piles of 5hit.

    • 206
      Penny Dreadful says:

      I think the way Western Imperialists and their capitalist industrialist big corporations exploit the poor of the third world is disgraceful. We need a firm hard-left (indeed, Communist) government to stop this atrocious and inexcusable exploitation of hard-working poor people.

      Sent from my iPad.

      • 238
        Blowing Whistles says:

        No we fucking do not need a commie fist. We need mechanisms and proper ‘laws’ to deal with the greedy profiteers and extortionists when they get out of hand.

        Proper checks and balances on those at the top of Government & in the 5hitty of London – such that they are prevented from being ‘coersed into’ turning a blind eye for their friends’ interests. [I could go on but decline to]

        Thankfully – I don’t do double dutch or fucking Latin to unconsicously big myself up.

        Kudos to the blogger who twatted SC last night for his rampant yakking on with his knowledge of latin – which no one actually gives a fuck about. Perhaps SC will get the message – I hope.

        Mind you there’s a bloke in the US who is 100 fold worse – I decline to name him save Kenn – the f-wit lost in his bubble of laws of 1000 years ago – which mean diddly squat to people today.

  58. 196
    EU Watch says:

    Seems like Ch!na is getting into the Mosque building business:

    Something the BBC are definitely not reporting about Algeria which is interesting:

    http://tinyurl.com/bapcutm

    Note the loss of trade to EU here on the other infrastructure projects as well…

  59. 199
    Serious Note To Guido says:

    Owen Jones would do well to read Orwell’s NewSpeak addendum as most of what Jones writes is fiction.

    However, Owell’s 1946 essay: ‘Politics and the English Language’ is much better to throw at him:

    https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
    :-)

  60. 201
    Owin Jones says:

    Even my loo is too good for The Sun !

  61. 202
    Left foot backward says:

    Guido do you intend to be some kind of Trojan horse or a horse’s arse?

    Of course it’s all the same to me and none of my business as I buy neither the Sun or your blog.

  62. 203
    Everybody's heard about the bird says:

  63. 204

    So unless you prefer the bigger pair of tits in the Sun, buy the Daily Star Sunday… February 25, 2012

    Oh dear! The things we sometimes say:

    http://bit.ly/xlJ0Mo

    Still, I have said things I later regretted and I guess we all have…

    • 208
      Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

      +1

      I deeply regret saying (many years ago) the words, “Could I test-drive the Ford Granada you’ve got on the forecourt?”

      Almost as much as I regret saying, later, “OK, I’ll buy it.”

    • 211
      Casual Observer says:

      Do you think he may have just graduated from Common Purpose ?

    • 216
      Someone Had To Do The Obvious Joke Here says:

      Often on a daily basis, on these very pages.
      Left yourself wide open for that one, Cat.
      Your post of 5:00 pm presumably includes itself, as well. And none of your Lord Russell flim-flam and flummery!

      • 221

        By your words shall ye be revealed. Thanks for clarifying that.

        The self-reference in my comment might be regarded by some as integrity. Not for me to say of course.

        • 239
          Blowing Whistles says:

          SC – I am not alone then.

          Just tone done your effing high and mighty 5hit & Latin and you might endear yourself to others.

          What says you about lawyers and the taxation of their bills / costs / in court etc – I for one know that they are running a racket where they are desperately seeking favours from their predecessors who have been uplifted into higher realms?

          • I have no wish to endear myself to others. I am not an ego nutjob, nor a politician, nor obsessive about anything. I don’t give a monkeys about lawyers’ fees despite having paid dearly for them in the past. It is not my worry any more.

            Latin should be kept alive and I use it where appropriate and sometimes make a joke about it as it may encourage some to learn or indeed re-learn.

            That is not the sign of a closed mind but an open one. You are attempting to censor me. That is the sign of a closed mind, not an open one. Take your blinkers off, man!

      • 225
        The Clitheroe Kid says:

        Umm-ya Pete

  64. 205
    Uncommon Knowledge says:

    “Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa — rich beyond the dream of poet’s fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.

    His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled.

    A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.

    In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.

    With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.”

    ~Charles Darwin

    • 209
      Harriet Harman says:

      Bigot!

      • 219
        Tachybaptus says:

        Yes, for all Darwin’s intelligence and humanity, this is the casual, unthinking bigotry of the 19th century. He should have heard of the the large (though now deserted and ruined) city of Great Zimbabwe, first reported by Europeans in the 16th century; there are many other smaller stone-built towns of the same type. However, the magnificent Benin bronzes were not known until 1897, when a punitive British military expedition burned Benin city, bringing the kingdom of Benin to an end, and looted the works of art, most of which ended up in the British Museum.

    • 228
      fitz fitz says:

      Mary Beard’s commentary is awaited …

  65. 210
    Owin Jones says:

    Happy Groundhog Day, Everyone.

  66. 227
    fitz fitz says:

    Well done ! Guy joins MARY BEARD in Rupert’s stable …

  67. 232
    Ratsniffer says:

    Will I be able to read your column in The Sun without handing my shilling to Rupert? Or is the website behind a paywall?

  68. 235
    BBC Brainwashing says:

    Congratulations Guido.

    You will be able to expose the Socialist pocket-lining troughers to an even bigger audience than BBC News 24.

    • 240
      Fuido Gawkes says:

      I fully intend to start a campaign to bring back the page 7 fella.

      And now for something completely different… here is a scan of a snippet purported to originate from The Guardian newspaper. The date bandied about is the 26th June 1997 but I can not confirm that absolutely.

      http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5503/70883546.jpg

      Apparently the writer of that letter has a 3 inch thick solid steel front door! I wonder why? What treasures and fruits lay beyond it…

      • 243
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Any Adult who forces / coerses a child into having sex (does a child of 9 years old generally know anything about sex other than nothing) especially a parent is abusing that child.

        Tatchell and his legions of abusers are making up a feeble excuse to do what is in his and their mindset.

        Do male dogs actively set out to bugger one another – no they don’t Male Dogs sniff out their femal counterparts.

        Tatchell and his militant political homosexuals and all homosexuals need to work out that back in the 60′s and 70′s when homo acts were illegal / criminal – that many criminals (of that time) were using homosexuality to blackmail many people – for many reasons. It seems that the MSM and the political classes do not want to have an open public discussion about the issues underlying the homomafias – dirtier games of yesteryears – but the public are having the discussions – and the public are not going to be brow beaten by those who have hidden agendas / have had hidden agendas.

        e.g. Lord Browne Ex Ceo of BP – are there questions to be asked of if he was swayed in directions because of his ‘secrets’? [This is where the criminality comes in]

  69. 244
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Leadership plots or not – Cameron is a fucking useless puppet and is shown to be just that.

    The sooner you Tory’s kick his ‘young gun’ stoopid ass types [plural there] into touch the better.

    • 245
      Blowing Whistles says:

      We have the dead tree press – and we have the “dead wood” of political machinations still hanging around from the reign of terror.

      Best – get rid of the “dead wood politicals” – from the labour tory and lib dem parties – before we can get any sense or truth out of any of them.

  70. 247
    Jimmy says:

    So everyone, the line is that he’s just another one of those torygraph Labour stooges. Don’t argue, just retweet it.

  71. 250
    Alex says:

    Congrats.


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“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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