January 29th, 2013

Nick Davies Threatens to Use PCC to Spank Mail

Guardian hack Nick Davies once called the Press Complaints Commission “corrupt” and has written numerous pieces attacking it. So Guido was surprised to hear that he was not averse to threatening to use it himself. In October a journalist from the Mail rang Davies up about a diary piece concerning what a girlfriend, Imogen Lycett Green, is said to have told giggling friends. The details are not suitable for a family blog – think Max Mosley without the Germans.

He went absolutely crackers, surprisingly. Guido hears that Davies was able to recite vast chunks of the PCC code word for word down the phone. Threatening them with the PCC equivalent of hell and damnation if his vice anglais became public…


35 Comments

  1. 1
    Gay Fucks says:

    Spank me BABY!

  2. 2
    Gay Fucks says:

    First BTW and FTW!

  3. 3
    whippy dog says:

    gonna be a whiplash on this one then

  4. 4
    Missed the fecking bus says:

    err No 2nd actually

  5. 5
    What a plonker says:

    Ouch!!!

  6. 6
    your average citizen says:

    the truth hurts, sometimes

  7. 7
    Gay Fucks says:

    Isn’t that ID (not S, the other one) into a bit of male-on-shemale spanking?

  8. 8
    Gay Fucks says:

    First and second actually, so FU.

  9. 9
    Red Egg Millitit, tit, tit, tit ..... says:

    He wants a bloody good slapping !

  10. 10
    Summing up MP's nicely says:

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
    bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door…?

    Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut

  11. 11
    Climb Every Mountain says:

    “think Max Mosley without the Germans.”?

    Well initially pulling his pudding surrounded by mucky books came to mind.

    But as Copper’s nark Nick is a Guardianista my thoughts took me to an Orgy with Nuns.

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Polly Mare says:

    “think Max Mosley without the Germans.”

    Polly will not be amused.

  14. 14
    Shakey says:

    “The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”
    And believest thou me, he doth.

  15. 15
    Bradford East voter and Kebab Man says:

    Madam Whiplash style chastisements. Sado something or other

  16. 16
    Just Asking says:

    Did she say “It looks like a penis only smaller”?

  17. 17
    Banging the bishop says:

    A bishop gets married and on the wedding night they both get naked. The bish says to his new wife, pointing to his wedding tackle, “Do you know what this is?”
    She replies “I’m not really sure what I should call it.” He says “Jollly good, I was afraid you would call it a prick.” She says “Bloody hell, you don’t call that little thing a prick, do you?”

  18. 18
    Tosspot says:

    Err, what particular Family did you have in mind Guido if this is a family Blog..the Mafia…..and Do you mean… F1 without Mercedes ??

  19. 19
    Casual Observer says:

    Die Wurst typ.

  20. 20
    JH293923492384 says:

    Typical lefty perv, wracked with self loathing.

    If only they could keep it to themselves, rather than expecting everyone else to suffer the implementation of their idiotic mindset.

  21. 21
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Obviously lots of women with strap on dildo’s, Hugh Bonneville style. Or maybe he’s into David Schneider type BDSM…sounds about right for a woman hating Guardianista…

  22. 22
    Hugh Grant says:

    Leave him alone!
    There’s nothing wrong with a chap wanted some ‘exotic’ delights.
    Though his girlfriend might not be so understanding.

  23. 23
    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    A pair of ugly socialiast scroungers from the shitty Guardian. Urrrgh. Mingers.

  24. 24
    King Tvrd of shit mountain says:

    A mountain of brown shite.

  25. 25
    King Tvrd of shit mountain says:

    A mountain of brown shite.

  26. 26
    fitz fitz says:

    Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine … and … bully.

  27. 27
    fitz fitz says:

    Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine …

  28. 28
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Devine. Hugh

    Simply. Devine

  29. 29
    Dave A says:

    Is that the best she can do?

  30. 30
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    The majority of whiplash injuries in this country are suspect ie a try on with insurers by ambulance chasing compo specialsts .

  31. 31
    Pundit too too. says:

    Hope the DM recorded the conversation and twittered it around.

  32. 32
    Frank Bough says:

    It’s all jolly good fun as far as I’m concerned! Pass me my stockings…

  33. 33
    Frank Bough says:

    Wasn’t Sado a singer who sang Smooth Operator? I didn’t realise she was Madam Whiplash as well. I should have asked her to sing to me as she whipped me – er, that’s what my friend said…

  34. 34
    LaboutNutter says:

    Vot is zo vrong vis ze Germans?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    let him that is without sin cast the first stone– and there is no sin…!!! Grow up geedo…


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