January 29th, 2013

Nick Davies Threatens to Use PCC to Spank Mail

Guardian hack Nick Davies once called the Press Complaints Commission “corrupt” and has written numerous pieces attacking it. So Guido was surprised to hear that he was not averse to threatening to use it himself. In October a journalist from the Mail rang Davies up about a diary piece concerning what a girlfriend, Imogen Lycett Green, is said to have told giggling friends. The details are not suitable for a family blog – think Max Mosley without the Germans.

He went absolutely crackers, surprisingly. Guido hears that Davies was able to recite vast chunks of the PCC code word for word down the phone. Threatening them with the PCC equivalent of hell and damnation if his vice anglais became public…


35 Comments

  1. 1
    Gay Fucks says:

    Spank me BABY!

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    • 9
      Red Egg Millitit, tit, tit, tit ..... says:

      He wants a bloody good slapping !

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    • 11
      Climb Every Mountain says:

      “think Max Mosley without the Germans.”?

      Well initially pulling his pudding surrounded by mucky books came to mind.

      But as Copper’s nark Nick is a Guardianista my thoughts took me to an Orgy with Nuns.

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    • 15
      Bradford East voter and Kebab Man says:

      Madam Whiplash style chastisements. Sado something or other

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      • 33
        Frank Bough says:

        Wasn’t Sado a singer who sang Smooth Operator? I didn’t realise she was Madam Whiplash as well. I should have asked her to sing to me as she whipped me – er, that’s what my friend said…

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  2. 2
    Gay Fucks says:

    First BTW and FTW!

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  3. 3
    whippy dog says:

    gonna be a whiplash on this one then

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    • 30
      The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

      The majority of whiplash injuries in this country are suspect ie a try on with insurers by ambulance chasing compo specialsts .

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  4. 5
    What a plonker says:

    Ouch!!!

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  5. 6
    your average citizen says:

    the truth hurts, sometimes

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  6. 7
    Gay Fucks says:

    Isn’t that ID (not S, the other one) into a bit of male-on-shemale spanking?

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  7. 10
    Summing up MP's nicely says:

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
    bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door…?

    Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut

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  8. 12

    Sausage-role-play?

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  9. 13
    Polly Mare says:

    “think Max Mosley without the Germans.”

    Polly will not be amused.

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  10. 14
    Shakey says:

    “The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”
    And believest thou me, he doth.

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  11. 16
    Just Asking says:

    Did she say “It looks like a penis only smaller”?

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    • 17
      Banging the bishop says:

      A bishop gets married and on the wedding night they both get naked. The bish says to his new wife, pointing to his wedding tackle, “Do you know what this is?”
      She replies “I’m not really sure what I should call it.” He says “Jollly good, I was afraid you would call it a prick.” She says “Bloody hell, you don’t call that little thing a prick, do you?”

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  12. 18
    Tosspot says:

    Err, what particular Family did you have in mind Guido if this is a family Blog..the Mafia…..and Do you mean… F1 without Mercedes ??

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  13. 20
    JH293923492384 says:

    Typical lefty perv, wracked with self loathing.

    If only they could keep it to themselves, rather than expecting everyone else to suffer the implementation of their idiotic mindset.

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  14. 23
    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    A pair of ugly socialiast scroungers from the shitty Guardian. Urrrgh. Mingers.

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  15. 25
    King Tvrd of shit mountain says:

    A mountain of brown shite.

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  16. 26
    fitz fitz says:

    Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine … and … bully.

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  17. 27
    fitz fitz says:

    Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine …

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  18. 29
    Dave A says:

    Is that the best she can do?

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  19. 32
    Frank Bough says:

    It’s all jolly good fun as far as I’m concerned! Pass me my stockings…

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  20. 35
    Anonymous says:

    let him that is without sin cast the first stone– and there is no sin…!!! Grow up geedo…

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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