Nick Davies Threatens to Use PCC to Spank Mail
Guardian hack Nick Davies once called the Press Complaints Commission “corrupt” and has written numerous pieces attacking it. So Guido was surprised to hear that he was not averse to threatening to use it himself. In October a journalist from the Mail rang Davies up about a diary piece concerning what a girlfriend, Imogen Lycett Green, is said to have told giggling friends. The details are not suitable for a family blog – think Max Mosley without the Germans.
He went absolutely crackers, surprisingly. Guido hears that Davies was able to recite vast chunks of the PCC code word for word down the phone. Threatening them with the PCC equivalent of hell and damnation if his vice anglais became public…
Spank me BABY!
He wants a bloody good slapping !
Leave him alone!
There’s nothing wrong with a chap wanted some ‘exotic’ delights.
Though his girlfriend might not be so understanding.
Devine. Hugh
Simply. Devine
“think Max Mosley without the Germans.”?
Well initially pulling his pudding surrounded by mucky books came to mind.
But as Copper’s nark Nick is a Guardianista my thoughts took me to an Orgy with Nuns.
Obviously lots of women with strap on dildo’s, Hugh Bonneville style. Or maybe he’s into David Schneider type BDSM…sounds about right for a woman hating Guardianista…
A mountain of brown shite.
Vot is zo vrong vis ze Germans?
Madam Whiplash style chastisements. Sado something or other
Wasn’t Sado a singer who sang Smooth Operator? I didn’t realise she was Madam Whiplash as well. I should have asked her to sing to me as she whipped me – er, that’s what my friend said…
First BTW and FTW!
err No 2nd actually
First and second actually, so FU.
gonna be a whiplash on this one then
The majority of whiplash injuries in this country are suspect ie a try on with insurers by ambulance chasing compo specialsts .
Ouch!!!
the truth hurts, sometimes
Hope the DM recorded the conversation and twittered it around.
Isn’t that ID (not S, the other one) into a bit of male-on-shemale spanking?
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door…?
Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut
Sausage-role-play?
Die Wurst typ.
“think Max Mosley without the Germans.”
Polly will not be amused.
“The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”
And believest thou me, he doth.
Did she say “It looks like a penis only smaller”?
A bishop gets married and on the wedding night they both get naked. The bish says to his new wife, pointing to his wedding tackle, “Do you know what this is?”
She replies “I’m not really sure what I should call it.” He says “Jollly good, I was afraid you would call it a prick.” She says “Bloody hell, you don’t call that little thing a prick, do you?”
Err, what particular Family did you have in mind Guido if this is a family Blog..the Mafia…..and Do you mean… F1 without Mercedes ??
Typical lefty perv, wracked with self loathing.
If only they could keep it to themselves, rather than expecting everyone else to suffer the implementation of their idiotic mindset.
A pair of ugly socialiast scroungers from the shitty Guardian. Urrrgh. Mingers.
A mountain of brown shite.
Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine … and … bully.
Another angry leftist pipsqueak ! Excellent . How rapidly they whinge and whine …
Is that the best she can do?
It’s all jolly good fun as far as I’m concerned! Pass me my stockings…
let him that is without sin cast the first stone– and there is no sin…!!! Grow up geedo…