Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column:
- Fuhrer-ious! The Lib Dem who asked how government would mark coming to power of Hitler.
- Sadiq Khan’s £5,000 donor kebab.
- Find out who Ed Balls was trying to push out.
- Stringfellow could switch to UKIP to stand against Clegg in Sheffield.
All for just £1…















8illy must be down the newsagent’s.
But is he buying or just looking at the pictures ?
So Khan’s expenses are suspect, what a surprise?
Clegg say how Labour messed up the economy and he is fixing it with Cameron. Then he says he will be happy to form next government with Ed.
Does Clegg think people who vote LD are fools?
This man doesn’t seems to believe in anything except enjoying bits of power.
This is where Clegg, Cameron, Miliband and the rest of the LibLabCon are all going :
Is Sarkozy cleaning windows to fund his London pad then ?
What do the two vid/links you have posted have to do with anything on this blog…. are you bonkers?
Yes he is!
Guido’s column and a free Ginster’s slice? You can’t say they don’t know their audience.
Choke on your next canape, cvnt.
It’s liqour.
Whereas the gruaniad has “opinion” pages about the horrors of the proles being allowed to fly next to offers on world travel.
This is more like it, much better than a fucking opus that no one in their right mind would read.
Are any Lithuanian J e w s trending on Titter today?
Stringfellow would probably win Clegg is finished!
Clegg is Dutch. Why doesn’t he go and lecture his countrymen.
There are several burning questions about his past antics…
That’s a prickly subject.
Petition for UKIP to be included in the 2015 televised leaders’ debates:
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/43153
I see that there is an advert paid for by the NHS today. Should Guido be taking money from such a dodgy organisation?
Let’s bin the failed ideology of the National Liverpool Pathway “Service” and buy our own care, rather than get an insufficient dollop of treatment rationed out by a meddling bureaucrat.
It will also mean we stop subsidising poor health choices, and immigration!
Win all round, except for the generally lazy NHS staff.
Liverpool care pathway.
There’s no care involved.
Aneurin Bevan’s killed more British people than Hitler.
I thought that new Cross A&E was only 2 miles away. There does seem to be something of an excess of provision in Londinium.
Is this the same Peter Stringfellow who did time for theft in the 60s and paid a fulsome tribute to Jimmy Savile? Sounds like an ideal UKIP member.
Cyril Smith and some others are mentioned on page 10 of the IOS today – that house in Barnes. Oh and the judiciary also get a mention in coulmn 3 line 13.
Who’s judging the judges?
Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience, and are left to the common refuge which God hath provided for all men against force and violence.
Which, Dr Locke, I had endeavoured to prove when I rose to the position of Lord Protector, during your school days. I pretty much had no use for Acts of Parliament, as they came from jugglers, whoremasters, wine-bibbers and cheaters. They were no better men, and probably worse if the truth be told, than the King they and I replaced after his, shall we say, untimely demise. I tried to get good honest men to replace them, but ’twas no good, anyone who could serve in a Parliament is by nature and temperament a prevaricator and a higgler. Then as now, no-one’s life, liberty, or property is safe whilst the Legislature is still in session.
How Iceland Overthrew The Banks: The Only 3 Minutes Of Any Worth From Davos
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-01-26/only-3-minutes-worth-listening-davos
Oh to be in control of your own destiny, unlike our benighted island, a tarnished bangle set in a sea of corruption.
We have all got some mongrel in us.
Horse surely?
This Week: Peter Stringfellow on taxes and economy (08Mar12)
Beeb employing a Tory ? Do not be a stupid tit !
I would be more interested to hear Stringy on Rockafellas and what he knew about Jimmy Savile when he employed him there.
http://oi50.tinypic.com/2liilx0.jpg
toxic taff is back. Fvcking Welsh Spamming Liebour Cvnt!
I see the bliar is giving camoron his backing from ‘behind’ in the MoS. That ought to be enough warning to the duped tories to get the hell out of what is not the tory party anymore.
Time for a purge methinks in all 3 political parties – of purge of the commies and ziozits.
Is Blair still alive?
Was Blair ever technically alive?
MOS? Ministry of Sound?
Mountains of Shit?
Don’t think welcoming Stringfellow into the fold is a smart political move for UKIP.
Clearly they should follow Labour and only welcome in fine upstanding citizens.
I agree.
+100
Farage is their only man.
And very fond of Latvians I believe.
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2013/01/david-miliband-and-tony-blair-warn-cameron-dont-trust-the-voters-on-europe/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=david-miliband-and-tony-blair-warn-cameron-dont-trust-the-voters-on-europe
B.liar warns Cameron not to trust the electorate on Europe. A bit rich coming from a guy who took us into a dodgy war spun with lies.
B.liar is banking on our involvement in the EU gravy train and he thinks we can’t see through his political game of self interest.
The electorate that voted him in three times?, he could have a valid point there for once.
Be honest Blair wasn’t facing much Opposition and he successfully sold “Snake-Oil” to the gullible majority
We did most of he work for him!
I’m a pretty straight kinda guy. Trust me, you plebs.
First of all, though, Dave has to get back in
Then imagine all the bullshit and spin
Also, will the choices be in or out
Or compromises and messing about?
Add a few million iffy postal votes
The odd packet or two stuffed full of notes
And after all that, if an IN can’t be fiddled
Is there any chance we still won’t be diddled?
Like him or loathe him – it matters not but do Read P Hitchens in the MoS on the wanchors in poorliament.
I loathe him.
Read the bloody content of his article.
I love Dave, but i can not stand Ed Milliband ! what the ***k were the unite lot on !
..the make – as my granny used to say. Obvious is it not? Where would they be without him?
Interesting.
Have one issue with a phrase he used:
‘The country was in the grip of a strange frenzy of hate against Gordon Brown.’
Why did he feel the need to place that in the past tense ?
be.liar is the wish of the creator. he is crucial to the structure.
like it or not.
Denial will lead to suffering. as day follows night.
for genuine suffering there may be only one genuine remedy.
the genuine lord Krishna.
not the minimised one.
Better stil,l save a quid and read it tomorrow.
At times like this, I give thanks to the Nick Clegg Fan Club..
Another week wasted.
You are such a c unt taffy. If a Welshman you are, which I doubt – just some pathetic attention-seeking loser.
Exactly. He reminds my why, in my home city of Chester, the forefathers developed ‘The Rows’, the second floor of shops around the city centre, specifically so that locals could avoid the welsh who used to come in. Can’t Guido’s team do something similiar?
Is that some sort of ‘pigin’ Welsh?
Or perhaps ‘pigyn’ Welsh would be more appropriate in your case.
Ti’n llawn cachu.
If you’re a Welshman then I’m Chinese.
So the Blog that claims to be about Westminster “plots, rumours and conspiracy completely” misses the biggest one so far this Parliament with Adam Afriyie positioning himself for a ‘post Cameron opportunity’?
Never read it !
My new boyfriend has got the biggest hands I’ve ever seen.
Either that or my cock is smaller than I thought it was.
The oompa loompas in Willy Wonka are way better than the one’s in Jersey Shore.
But do you prefer Jersey Shore’s version of a “Guido” to ours?
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/7/74/Guido.jpg
Today I have been mostly playing the wedding at Troldhaugen.
Everybody is talking funny like on Borgen.
Why not play “A Little Night Music”?
Very little, in fact– and not even tonight!
That’s ‘Pathetique”…..
I didn’t want to leave my dog outside in the snow when I went into the job centre the other, so I took him inside. I was immediately asked to put him back outside, I refused but they insisted..
I can’t see why they didn’t want him there, he’s black, stinks of Shit and doesn’t speak a word of English.
Ha Ha!!!
Margaret Thatcher fucked me when I was a minor ..
Actually, that was Maurice.
YOU NEEDED A GOOD FUCKING.
Sorry Owen but it wasn’t Thatcher, I’m afraid it was nature that did for you.
I’ve got my party back, mefanway!.
It is going to be very messy…
Other than of course switching holdings into Gold / Silver and generally preparing for a currency war / bond collapse, looking more long term, how would it be best to profit from an environment where the emerging major economic nations reorient their fiscal policies to properly fund their pension and social security obligations.
NB: Ch!na is a big elephant here, and they are currently discussing revoking the single child policy in order to increase the production of tax payers over the next 20 years…
A little old news:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9804354/Lloyds-and-RBS-need-billions-more-capital-BoE-says.html
And the banks involved here were instrumental in determining when HMV were going to bite the bullet, and the gift voucher monies which are not being referred to go to them first.
Tax payer pays for banks, tax payer buys gift voucher for friends, banks steal voucher money… Great British Schmucks…
People have been maimed for less…
Doomed I tell Eee!, we are all DOOMED!!.
Those who have ‘mismanaged’ this country’s finances while ripping of the tax-payer will pay the price first. The General public have been lied to and duped by the economic with the truth city & political types for decades (and that incledes many city financial jouro/hacks who have been selling the lies). They have been living it up at the expense of the masses while trying to bluff their way out of the problem that they created because of their greed.
How long before the police come back onto the side of the masses and do their duty – not long I suspect because the house of cards, cads and criminals atop the system have been abusing the people and their children.
Portillo – is his name on some lists – I suspect as much.
I agree with you in most part.
However, the public do have a responsibility to bear for believing the 6% growth projections, if those were produced post 2008. Mongs.
It is not a complete disaster though.
Sensible policy now:
Cut all unnecessary elements of government and push money immediately into some serious ‘infrastructure’ projects. Quango’s are a very easy target and a wholly unnecessary cost with extremely poor ROI.
Withdraw from the EU immediately and revert to common market membership.
Address the energy problem, in particular free up completely gas fracking and start process of producing in North Sea areas currently untapped.
Repatriate anyone who has entered the UK whose net cost to the treasury is positive: ie. Anyone who in non-UK born and in receipt of more benefit than they have paid in tax / NI. They are an unnecessary burden.
Compulsory front line military service could be an option to repay debt owed if they prefer to stay: Useless eaters make easy cannon fodder. It would appear that certain sections of the UK now like the idea of being warriors, why not get them fighting for us ?
A massive increase in defense budget would be very prudent, as would be immediate moves to rebuild gold reserves.
Then, prepare for the war which is locked in anyway.
Guns not butter win wars and ensure long term survival.
The time for messing around ended in 2007, but nobody listened to those who put the warning out. The time for action really is now.
In the mean time, clearing out the liberal left political dross and miscellaneous fifth columns in the civil service and beyond would also be a good idea.
‘Compulsory front line military service’ — you want to put weapons into their hands? Think of what happened to our soldiers at the hands of the Afghan police.
We wouldn’t need to actually arm them on the front line. They could always be made to clear minefields and IEDS. A hundred unarmed ‘recruits’ made to walk (or hop), say, 100ft in front of our troops.
Think mine clearance.
A judicial tyranny is created when no one dares to or has the bollox to hold / call to account the judiciary – who deviously ‘hold themselves out’ as the last restraint against mob rule; when they in fact are the mob ruling – by diktat and order.
Judges over the centuries have duped kings, religions and politicals that they are the ones who can hold the masses in oppression – hence the kings and religious leaders of old shifted the burden of imprisonment / putting people to death to the judges – so blame cannot be placed upon the religious and royal houses.
It’s a ruse that has served so many so well. But when the judges start getting the attention and light shone upon them – then they get dirty – for the protection of their self-protection society.
Who’s judging the judges?
Very much to your point, the judiciary who should be politically neutral do appear not to be acting with independence these days.
Could this be an effect of domestic interference, or something to do with the tentacles of the EU infiltrating our shores ?
Who is even watching the Judges?
Insulting the public, threatening their lives and property and we go to them for justice. All in secret behind closed doors and safe from observation. They think they control the only record of their own actions.
They are above the law and act like criminals.
If you watch his shows you will learn a lot about practical economics.
The only dodgy aspect to MK is that he doesn’t really dig the Austrian school. But in terms of breaking down what is really happening with the current economic system and the structural problems which have led to where it currently is and where it is going, he is very much on the money.
Chilcot
Margaret Hodge
Andrew Mitchell
McAlpine vs Sally Bercow
A single policy from Ed Miliband
Excuse me while I yawn.
This is interesting: DOJ totally hacked:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-01-27/anonymous-hacks-department-justice-threatens-release-secret-doj-information-warns-th
Would be funny if something liked that happened here, or are they still using quill and parchment these days…
I used to get a wooden at the mere mention of this band’s name.
I’ve stuck to Rod Stewart ever since.
Having a column in The Daily Stars On Sunday lends this weblog an air of incredulity that, even, my dead-Reg would snort at, dear.
Thank you, dear. I was actually trying to find a segment of clippage featuring Jess Yates going at his organ.
There is nothing daily stars like better than a big column, Elsie.
Something to look at, I suppose. Nothing much on telly tonight, anyway.
Rick Wakeman was, simply, lovely in Grumpy Old Men, dear.
For Elsie Beattie (aged somewhere between 28 and 118):
Thank you, dear. I, and my dead-Reg, were in the habit of bopping around the living room to this, and other, Umbongo rhythms.
lol, steve. U is operating at your limits, innit??
When the social contract is broken, the people must revolt.
But we is like well too interested in watching that Brian Cox on the telly. The background music is like well too loud to hear what he has 2 say like, but we can sit and like pretend 2B intellectual like innit and try 2 remember Eastenders omnibus from this afternoon like innit.
Sorry, what was you like saying about ‘revolt’? Innit.
When the pigs wanna smash your X-Box, we gotta go well mental innit.
There are too many people in this country who are riding on the genuine taxpayers backs.
In the case of benefit seeking immigrants it goes without saying that those who have paid nothing in should get nothing out,and to these people I say,please rely on your country of origin to support you.
There are however British people were it has become the norm for them to expect the workers to support their way of life.
Then we come to the banksters and their money grubbing ways of raping the taxpayer by way of many devious ploys.
Clamp down on these economic gangsters in no uncertain terms,hit them in the pocket and their shareholders.
Now to the companies and their shareholders who use shady means to pay less tax were the ordinary taxpayer cannot,make these people step up to the plate and pay their fair share.
On to the EUSSR get out of this pipedream experiment of commie failure and it will continue to fail as it is doing right now.
We as a country cannot continue to pour our money into this load of crap.
Finally,international aid,as far as I am concerned charity begins at home when we are seeing our own people dying when we could save them.
“There are however British people were it has become the norm for them to expect the workers to support their way of life.”
And your problem with that is what, exactly?
You are guilty of selfishness and thoughtcrime. Wages belong in the pockets of shirkers, not workers.
To 154
You sir and I take it that you are a liebour asshole,need to get a lobotomy to get your brain in order if that is possible.
For your info,I repeat that if whatever people have not paid their fair dues and demands into our system whoever they might be,they should NOT expect us lot to pay for them.
WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS STATEMENT,in fact if you cannot grasp what I am saying you whoever you are are an IDIOT.
“You will need a passport and/or appropriate work permit.
EEC countries:- Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, The Netherlands, Romania and Bulgaria.
Also dancers are welcome from Australia, South Africa and of course the UK. Other Girl dancers are welcome from other countries provided they have the correct work permits.”
[Peter Stringfellow, Lemon Party]
*waves*
Check out his whole back-catalogue and give him a ring.
Most sense I’ve heard all year.
My speakers only go to 13.
Excellent quality sound! This could be of those, mythical, 513 Megalarks uploads. I’m off to investigate.
@ Frederick Gideon Threepwood
I have provided a very full answer to your original query on the previous page. It is in four parts due to it’s length.
It starts at 1:36 pm, then at 2:43 pm, then at 7:15 pm and my conclusion is at 7:56 pm
I thank our host for his indulgence in allowing me to post this. Regrettably, sometimes Fisking is the only satisfactory way to respond when the issue is at this level.
I’m on washing-up duties tonight. I’ll respond to your ridiculous outburst sometime in the future. Goodbye.
You’re wankered, E.
Thx , honey ♥
U’s lookin quite well , urself
Wot this string all about , does u nose ???
I on Hillage trip @ mo , so don’t bovver replyin , babes .
E x x
OK, I won’t. Can I poke my finger into your winky, though?
Okies .
Nipples just proved: Most Lesbians are dumb!! (Most girls are lesbians??? Get your numbers straight) Most lesbians are fucking fat, now there´s a fact for ya, also damn ugly
Super post! See you in the SCR for cuppa and a spliff?
Waiting…
Correction:
Your post was at 1;36 pm
I promised to reply at 2:43 pm
My reply can be found in four parts at 7:15pm 7:56 pm 9:18 pm 9:44 pm
What a wanker!
Mashed Potato.
Why do the press label Obama, Chuka and Adam Afriyie as black?
I’m sure their mums would beg to differ.
When did half cast become the new black?
The old “Just-One-Touch” rule, still in effect.
You’re gay? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me too.
Taffy is not a Taffy at all but someone closer to Charing Cross.
i know that – i am not as stupid as i look – unlike someone else
you are not in wales now – i can tell from your DNS
See! We are watching you.
Come and bring your kids to safe Camarthenshire, home to Colin Batley:
http://tinyurl.com/4ogy35n
Never mind the neighbours, we’re all in on it !!!
Mr Pickles also launches a strident attack on the BBC for its coverage of the Government’s austerity programme.
The minister says that the broadcaster should put its own financial affairs in order before criticising others.
He adds: “You would think listening to the BBC that sensible savings and improved services were a bad thing.”
Mr Pickles says that for the corporation “every saving is a cut”, writing: “It’s high time the BBC curbed some of her wasteful ways and became more transparent with our cash.”
Or permanently closed down (then we all get a 150 quid a year tax free pay rise too!)
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Monday 28 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 3 – sitting at 10:30 AM
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY (2)
For Mention
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/sthwk_T130128.01.htm
Perversion means not starting until 10:30 of a morning.
What a travesty!
From where I’m sitting, justice appears to be being perverted quite nicely.
Stupid Bint doing the Sky paper review reckons snow and gales in winter is extreme weather and a result of man made climate change.
So what the fuck miss clever clogs, caused snow and gales in winter before man made climate change?
I see they have had to dump the man made global warming now that there isd no global warming.
Switch it off and buy a barometer, or just use your nose
You have to be terminally thick and possess an IQ of under 15 to be allowed anywhere near the daily paper reviews on the telly. It’s mandatory under some obscure law or other (probably emanating from Brussels or Strasbourg).
OMFG !!!
I LUVS Hillage tho , doesn’t I ??
Didn’t he use to make pong , on bong , wiv Gong , babe ???
Fuck nose – I Google it , I thinks .
E x x
Cheesey and fishy, apart from Jane Seymour who is probably just fishy.
Hello Dawn
Taffy Dawn
i fyny chi
thanks for that. My husband is so boring.
Yeah! People can make fun of me wich makes me get off, and I´m just one sick puppy
We all has to be sad in the easiest manner what comes to us.
Fuck off Sospan Fach
Have you mastered the art of Fryping yet?
That would have been better if the girl who clearly can’t dance had been replaced with a cutaways to black and white wind blowing across a deserted seafront beach, or perhaps the stacks in Port Talbot.
Little bit Petshoppy, but otherwise not bad.
noe sens heer tonite trolls rool
That’s the Agean sea, not the Indian Ocean.
Looks like it was filmed before PASOK got in… things are a bit different out there now. Good if you want to see what a modern country looks like before civil war breaks out though.
Excellent article about suicide clusters in Bridgend from a few years back:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/02/wales-suicides200902
Interesting…
nest analog picklesquif
Somewhat disturbing Beeboid article: Wales suicide rate up 30% over the past two years, and higher than England. 13.9 per 100,000 : Wow.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-21145652
This could be more an effect of the changes Labour made to the way suicide’s were reported in order to get the rates down have been recently reversed.
Awful.
You fecking bunch of fairies. get a job.
A Steve Hillage night on your ass-wipe blog? And not a moment too soon. *puffs smoke signal*
this is LIVE, Chief! Please don’t scalp me. Ta.
Show me your winky.
Surprised none of you thought how good the SR show was , come to think of it , it was little welsh wonder Shian who rumbled Gordon . mmm theres a pattern female presenters with S as a first name ,oh no doesnt work on ecnomics …..hey ho
I know I should a low life for praising PMs EU speech , it sored like a spitfire in a victory role , this week however looks like Dave isnt going to make it home , closer inspection suggests he may in a Fokker wolf in sheeples clothing ,he wants to stay in the EU even if he only gets a rubbish deal , hes on his final run for gaystappo marriage bomb bay doors open , flintkanppers with spears in his sights who think its all a bit dodgey even if it may now mean a lads night out carries the same points as the missus wedding anniversay . Now we have HS2 , choo choo chew on the bill for it all beloved tax payers . Its like hes invented PFI for a whole new generation , Labour wish he would hurry up , George loves it , yet if you know a bit about railways , you have propbebly been in court for the last few months explaining why , it doesnt work and the money would be better spent somewhere else in the long term .
The gang of four are stalking for Daves job , but only in 2015 so Daves guarentee could be null and void with a replacement. Nick has decided he is sticking to spending plans from saturdays headlines which can only mean one thing , we are going to have another round of credit growth fill yer boots .
Ah well I never thought I was supporting for another dose of Blair , all along , its getting where you cant tell the difference , beat one group around the head for being emotionally stupid , whilst promising faster new eutopia to another with erm your wealth and making you pleased you did it .
(put head in hands) but how did it come to this , changing marriage wasnt even on any manfesto , he doesnt want a hair shirt , but happy to see everyone else get a cold shower and laugh at them .
Oh well not much point in telling them they are wrong , theve got the fever now , its the final insult run .
Guido, Neo and Uncle Tom Cobley et al…
PLEASE get this Welsh fuckwit off your blog. It seems his intention is to get you off the web as more and more of us are giving up regular visiting when faced with this endless shitty Utube crap on a daily/nightly basis.
Thank you.
Oh dear, number system all fucked up again. Looks like this blog needs to go in for its regular weekly oil change.