Joe Watts, regional lobby hack for the Eastern Daily Press, has got the call up the Evening Standard’s politics team. Swapping Norfolk for the crack of dawn.
Regular readers may remember Joe’s online incarnation LobbyDog. Congratulations.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
London village talk again.
As if the world revolves around it – give me strength!
Standard UN corruption. No need for BBC reporting.
http://www.france24.com/en/20130122-total-chief-charles-pasqua-court-oil-for-food-corruption
Now, no one look too closely into how Blair / Labour may have benefited from the various scams which were run under that program. Red hot.
More developments from Germany: a close Merkel ally has called for an immediate British referendum on EU membership because Mr Cameron is unlikely to get the renegotiation he wants.
Gunther Krichbaum, the chairman of the Bundestag’s powerful European committee, told German MPs that Britain should get on with a vote .
“There’s no reason to delay the decision because all the arguments are on the table,” he said.
“There is and can be no renegotiation in Cameron’s sense.”
Mr Krichbaum also attacked the PM’s timing for a referendum, after 2015 during a period when the eurozone would trying to create “fiscal union”.
“While others switch into fourth gear, Cameron goes into reverse gear,” he said.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/9819447/Europe-speech-and-PMQs-David-Cameron-offers-in-out-EU-referendum-live.html
Cameron being shagged up the arse by Merkel? hmmm, interesting.
Cameron is an amateur, so he better give in to her.
“Regular readers may remember Joe’s online incarnation”…..Regular readers may not give a fuckity fuck more like !
More spurious names the better, giving influence to Joe Bloggs, I say.
Sends MI5 round in circles and up their own bumhole, at least, bullying us. Ey?
I thought the world was going to fall apart and Britain would fall down a big hole if people mentioned removing or even talking about removing Britain from the clutches of the EU, still a nice day, snowing but we are still doing what we do, living, breathing and working .
We’ll survive….
Which camp are you in?
boy scouts : )
You have a dismal taste in music, that’s for sure. Kind of working class poof meets Jimmy Savile’s now then, now then, TOTP generation. Putrid and inane.
and that was the reaction I was hoping for – a WUM/troll through the stage door, my dear.
Its fun
thats all
High camp
Pretty sure that EU and I get more flange than will ever get
“Stop the War” demonstrates it’s not anti-war, they’re just supporting the other side.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/arrogant-and-insensitive-stop-the-war-coalition-attacks-prince-harry-for-admitting-he-has-killed-taliban-insurgents-8461647.html
Tell us about your village then if it is so much more exciting…..
A lamb got it’s head trapped in a fence, but thankfully a passer-by noticed it bleating and struggling and released it, but not before she got her iphone out and took a pic.
http://www.deeprootsathome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/IMG_3319.jpg
And that is the headlines news from my village, and now the weather…
Was it just rescued or did some village pervert have their wicked way before attempting the rescue?
Suspiciously, a couple of young lads with wellies on were seen walking away before, and the lamb did look seriously distressed, more than what you would think for getting it’s head stuck in the fence.
Always more in a story than you think, ey? And it is heard that certain she did delete certain photos took before, when the sheep police turned up to investigate.
Were they Ukippers then?
no, just average taffy bestials, as we over here all are, given half a chance.
By the way UKID, and my Taffy kindrid, I am only joshing, so a song for us, for the welsh red/white tudor rose, from the sixteenth century, when we ruled GB, unionised, wales and england then that is, Scots 1702 afterwards, and properly introduced sex, in a bed, sung in french then, by a welsh group now.
We are clever buggers us welsh, but ok, through recent times, so we have been backwards in going forwards.
Tell them Anne…
oops, the white paper was 1702, act in 1707 of course. Sorry scots,
Qui, Anne of a Thousand Days – Richard Burton should have an Oscar for that back in ’69, and not that yank vietnam supporting republican John Wayne for that western bullshit.
henry eight had syphils due to his philanderings, and that is why he went bonkers, and how so many of his children died, and some wives, with heads.
Lizzy One from Anne’s loins was a marvellous exception, scatter gun of health.
Anyone been to Hever Castle in Kent? It is home from home for us welsh crachach perverts – young home of Anne bach, Bolyne, shagging english horsey ladies.
http://www.hevercastle.co.uk/
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I’m sorry, but you’ve exceeded the Greek blogging budget for this quarter – please insert here how many redundancies and/or savings you can make.
You want to vote for the Far left? That would be very dumb.
All socialists are dim, it’s in their sheep genes.
Does Dawn know her crack is being swapped for Norfolk?
Is Dawn on the editorial staff, and do the Standard HAVE a relationship policy?
Whale oil.
Beef hooked.
What?
Say it out loud – it’ll make sense then.
Whale tails are best.
Nope!
Was wondering whether we could have a philately section. We could then discuss how much the British Guiana 1c black on magenta would be worth if only we had one…
Clegg the Smeg says that it is not in our nation’s interest to have a referendum on Europe. But surely it is exactly in our nation’s interest to untie ourselves from a lumbering dinosaur with a dodgy leg. It is this sick dinosaur which has damaged the British economy just as much as the banks did. Outside the EU we are free to trade on our own terms with the rest of the world many parts of which are blooming with heath. And we won’t have to pay them £10billion a year for the privilege.
Switzerland rejected full EU membership in a referendum about ten years ago and it’s doing well economically.
Greece did the opposite and the opposite of Switzerland’s economy happened.
The Swiss still have all the money hidden from dead nazzies, and making interest money on it. HONEST!
JA! Honistich!
christ, sorry for that last vid… should come with an EU warning… asthma or not, laughing.
Your insane EUSSR supporting ramblings are one of the best things for us EUSSRskeptics.
You even support preventing people from working which you ludicrously think will lower unemployment!
CarryHole – with all I say about ze suiss, I am lucky next time I visit there that I will get through their customs without my bowel being evacuated and prodded – mmmm, yes…. : )
Sorry Melanie for taking die pisse, but it had to be done with eine suisee,
Twenty plus years ago actually . 1992. Circa .
Your Country contributes a net £ 10,000,000,000,00 per annum to the EU. You don’t seriously think we’re going to allow you to walk out of this blessed Union without paying alimony, do you ??
By the way, we’ll ensure that it’s an acrimonious separation.
Separations are best if acrimonious, it reminds you why you’re better off apart.
There are rules to leaving that could be quite severe in reality. That is why it should not be via a referendum. If Cameron just tried the negotiation for both staying and leaving we could leave or stay on good terms soon.
However, why would anyone wait until the EU implodes. The world would be better off if there was a few calming influences around when the EU collapses.
The USSR started the breakup after 58 years and was gone after another 11. The EU has a long history but the basis was put together in 1967. That makes it 51 years old in 5 years time.
Every uncontrolled, unfettered large government has self-destructed in the past. If they did not we would have a world government by now.
Also as communication and travel times have shrunk the time to destruction shrinks. It is better to get out now, and allow them to last a lot longer as a smaller system. A friendly exit for the good of the EU would be best for all.
What is Belgium going to do ?
Invade us???
You probably could you have more guns a nd we have Neville Camberlain in Number 10 waving bits of paper all whilst his wife is getting a good seeing to from a turkish parking salesman
you’d have to worry more about france.
They’ll release mercaptans in our general direction.
Could you define that. Figure in. Words please. Mister. Rumpy bumboy ???
I am not very good with excessive zeros .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/feb/25/eu.liberaldemocrats
Would you join a club so openly bent
Its accounts are always too fraudulent
For its own auditors to certify
That they’re owt at all but pie in sky?
Funny, ain’t it, Parliament’s well aware?
It shirley can’t be that they just don’t care
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9657673/Audit-seriously-undermines-credibility-of-EU-spending.html
My Great Granny could repel Belgium with a catapult.
Dont know who he is nor care
probably a ten 5 twenty three by the looks of him
Cutcock – don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
The evidence is circumstancial
All I can say is that women like that kind of thing ergo it is not sensible
Muzzies also enjoy a spot of genital mutilation more evidence, however,at least they are gender neutral on the issue
Personally I am quite happy that “the beast” is intact as God intended
Sorry. . Confused.
Is that similar to a four. By two ??
You Imperialists are sooo yesterday. 100mm x 50mm is the correct term
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Has Mr Justice Sweeney allowed the reporting of any Huhne news beyond him being a bit of a knob?
Nope!
Just told Hune to put his bra on, make a cup of tea and fire up the Granada
Of course. Not. .
He s going to get off.
And I. Do. Mean in the legal sense .
Although what he does with himself afterwards is of course his own ” affair”.
The down trodden, bitter and twisted John Mann, is pontificating his usual shit, on BBC Parliament.
But John the blacklists occurred when labour were in power. What did labour do about the issue? John, you’ve gone all quiet.
Who is Joe Watts
Lost your job in the army, Lloyds, flybe today
No worries P/T roles are available at MacDonalds
The perpetual arsonist criticising the fire brigade.
Do one Moussa – your tribal incessant fuckwittery is as boring as Ed Miliband.
Yawntastic creep.
+1
“Who is Joe Watts”
Or, for that matter, Watts a Joe Who?
(I’m sure Bud Abbott and Lou Costello could have had a lot of fun with this one.)
TaT never makes much sense. Its the autism.
Those were the days, getting up at the crack of Dawn, fond memories.
How’s that tinfoil hat treating you?
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SHEP
Don t you mean to say.
Getting UP the crack. AT. Dawn ??
Of Dawn, I know what I meant.
I don’t like my bald head because women don’t find too many bald fellas sexy.
Luckily, I have a hairy arse and can walk around on my hands instead.
Cheaper bio-ethanol would be better for the UK and other countries having issues with austerity:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/22/eu-biofuel-usa-idUSL6N0ARDYP20130122
Looks like EU doesn’t like cheap fuel. And we are not having a referendum because ?
And the Ch!nese are figuring out:
2 million vacances + 20% under 25 unemployment = Screwed education system
- On balance maybe not fair as it assumes the job vacancies are real, but they may have a point.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/world/2013-01/23/c_132120707.htm
“Cheap bioethanol” means pouring money into farmer’s pockets.
Having read the story it seems that the EU has more sense than the USA. wow.
Bi ethanol is the greenest green dream.
it ticks all the greeny boxes.
Its subsidy heavy and forces UP both food and fuel prices, whilst restricting the spread of that wicked, life saving, GM foodstuffs. it makes the poor poorer and the metropolitan chatterati smugly satisfied.
I bathe in bio fuel its soooooo green.
Would have been better to go to WTO on this one, otherwise all the EU have done is reinforced one of the component costs of fuel across the EZ and US exports will be redirected else where. This could lead to some reciprocal action which would be much more damaging.
Suspect further that the odd subsidy the US are paying in this case may become evident in other areas as they attempt to regain their export markets.
There are other reasons as well that the US may have wanted to undercut other producers in order to put them out of business. Production of ethanol in Asia to meet this demand has led to the destruction of much rain forest and turned land previously used for food production over to fuel production. Some of the effects of this are starting to be felt right now.
Some bastards wrote ‘RETARD’ in the snow on my car windscreen this morning.
It took me 2 fucking hours to lick it off!!
I won’t be able to state my party’s position on the In/Out referendum until I’ve got my orders from my union paymasters.
I will vote to stay in Europe.
So all you arse bandits out there whose sacks are filling up and ready to explode into our faces.
Kindly fuck off, suckers.
Another sub standard journalist with no morals aboards the gravy train.
Air slowly escaping from the Farage Barrage Balloon….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9820703/Angela-Merkel-we-will-seek-EU-compromise-with-Britain.html
Just saw Sally bending over in the gym… fanny like a bucket.
She’s down-sized then. Last time I was there it was like being on the Eurostar.
Traditionally it’s likened to shoving a banana up and down Piccadilly.
some like a grapefruit, yes, that large up west.
some like a grape fruit, yes, that large the corner from there.
some like a grape fruit, yes, that largeup the corner from there
i give up, london fruit merchants!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/9821421/Andes-glaciers-have-shrunk-by-up-to-50-per-cent.html
South Americans rivers flow, but only for now.
Summer down there at the moment, innit?
Yes, but how hot? Heard they are frying in Oz. South Africa is ok though, seems to be.
Melbourne, Oz, sweating their cobs off,