Obama Inauguration: DC in DC
Spotted in Washington this morning. It seems Dave got invited to inauguration after all…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
lord
thank got I am not republican,
oops, god even – thought I was speaking german then, mein godt – those hairy fannied gawd darned krauts, says JW : )
QT’s favorite actor, NOT. Waiting for QT to do a celt film, on old Europe around christ, with his no doubt twist, welcolmed.
Just give me a shout QT, if you need an advisor, lick-lick,
Us welsh were the last white slaves to tell you the truth QT, within GB.
There is now way that you are Welsh
twll dy dyn – ok, so I am eighth yorkshire, Lakings from Harthill. But rest of me is quite welsh. Do I scare you?
Quentin Tarantino-
As silly as the Beano.
His characters always fetch up
Drenched in tomato ketchup.
Memories of Salad Days
Come forth through a bloody haze
Caused by events quite bizarre;
Must have been Sam Peckinpah.
Paris, Texas,
“Salad Days” was a production at that theatre in the Strand in about 1959. All very jolly hockey sticks it was too if I recall….
No just a twat
I have been described as such – feel free. See if I care, I don’t bang about my lord and bomb people at least.
Right where he belongs!
On Wednesday I’ll stand up and do my Cast Iron Speech Mark II from The Comedy of Errors.
But Cameron isnt funny.
The chip on your shoulder is hilarious. sort your ego out, seriously. yawn. bye.
He’ll be PM until at least 2020, and don’t you just hate him for it.
Labour’s lead with the only pollster that matters is already down to 5%. We’re mid-term in an austerity government, Foot and Kinnock had leads in the mid 20s. I’ve been saying this for months now, but Labour are heading for their biggest defeat since 1983.
He’s a new age comedian – the sort that you don’t laugh at.
Like most of the “comedians” that feature on HIGNFY.
Mock the Week with their introduced canned laugh, recorded in front of a bunch of empty seats? Let us in with the in joke, you tax dodging comedians, beeb bought.
Dave on an RAF 1, visiting in a clunky VC-10, designed in the back end of the 1950′s.
via Sheffield.
oops, tristar even – but I think I get my post-Empire message through, those flatland.
Used to be an RAF VC10 in the early/mid 1960s. All seats facing backwards – most comfortable.
Does anyone know if there are any sites on the internet that tell you what schools are closed because of the snow.
I’m getting sick of waiting in a bush with my trousers round my ankles only to find the fuckers not open.
It’s so cold round Waad Magna that Rampant Ron was arrested for describing himself to passers-by.
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah.
Nice one KT;)
Be a lollypop man Kebab, and give sweeties out. Heard that is the best way for possible young action.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46559000/jpg/_46559080_ricky3.jpg
Oh No – whose here running our country???
Me!
Just wathed barrys inauguration pure Hollywood! the whole script must have been written by a Liberal Hispanic/Afro Amercain transexual nothing there for us,rhetoric at its worst the reality is nothing will change except Americas indebtdness.
“We the people” translates actually as “Wee on the people”.
But still the braindead yanks waved their little flags..
Slightly off topic, but this needs posting asap…..
Ferdinand Mount, tonight’s Standard.
‘To start with, there was a modest little scheme called Family Income Supplement, invented in 1971 by Ted Heath, to help parents whose wages were not large enough to bring up a family decently.
Two decades later, when Margaret Thatcher lost power, there were still only 315,000 families on FIS. By the time John Major was thrown out in 1997, the numbers had risen to 734,000. Gordon Brown then rebranded the scheme as “tax credits” to make them sound less welfare-ish, and, as Chancellor and then Prime Minister, he hugely expanded the coverage and cost.
By the time he was defenestrated, there were no fewer than *4,760,000 families* claiming tax credits.
If we include (as we should) council tax benefit and housing benefit, according to the Joseph Rowntree Foundation, there are now about seven million working people who are, one way or another, “on benefit”.’
Not bad, eh? Gordo really did believe in the ‘Universal Benefit’ crap that CiF is currently pushing as The Most Important Thing Ever. One nation and al that.
Bribing voters by taxing the low paid with one hand and then offering state handouts is what you’d expect from the party of Welfare.
Yeah more of the same if Millicnut ever gets elected,the irony is these 7million fmilies think its going to go on forever.
Nothing is forever! You must have realised that when Joplings closed down.
And Binns \,The Crowtree Leisure Centre.Roker Park et al.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Oy vey ist mir– D. Cameron is a schwarzer! No wonder he’s in town for Obama’s swearing-in!
I’ve just flown in from London, England. Boy, are my arms tired!
“That’s an interesting act, David. What do you call yourselves?”
“The Aristocrats.”
Here’s an old comedy act that looks rather like our very own Miliband brothers-Ed being the dopey one-
..my underpants?
While Cameron isn’t funny his tax arrangements are hilarious. I wonder why no mention of Blairmore in the MSM? Funny that.
Making Obama laugh is the best Dave can hope for.
Financially, Obama is leading his country to bankruptcy. Socially, he is turning it into a Third World population — which is how he got re-elected.
Hilarious! Beat that if you can, Dave ! Oh, wait …