Guido’s Sunday Column Now Online

Guido’s Sunday column had more of the fallout from Dave’s speech that never was, and David Miliband’s well oiled shadow campaign team, but his favourite story had to be about Dave’s wonderful man-management skills:

“DAVE’S grip over his party’s loyalty is slipping even further and he’s becoming a figure of fun – lethal to a leader. When asking how one MP’s relationship was with the Prime Minister, Guido was told he was the wrong person to ask, as he’d only spoken to the Prime Minister once – when Dave stood on his shoe and then did not apologise. Hard to recover when you start off on the wrong foot.”

Guido is also still chuckling at this one too:

“THIRTEEN years ago, the politically influential Climatic Research Unit of the University of East Anglia – the leading scaremongers about man-made global warming – warned us that within just a few years “children just aren’t going to know what snow is” and that it will be “a very rare and exciting event”. Last week, a foot of this mythical snow stuff closed 3,000 schools, triggered power cuts, shut airports and caused chaos on the roads. As it did last year. And the year before that.”

Elsewhere delusional London mayor hopeful Sadiq Khan has hit a brick wall of derision from his rivals in the Labour Party, also north of the border the leader of Glasgow council was busted performing a gay sex act in a car. And the sad news of “Ed Balls dead at 45″. Yesterday’s column is now online here



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GuidoFawkes Quote of the Day

Adam Spiegel, producer of Nazi themed “The Producers” musical says…

“Margate seemed a perfect place to start the promotion. I’m disappointed but not entirely surprised to see that UKIP are trying to hitch a publicity ride on the back of the show.”

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