January 21st, 2013

BREAKING: Police Reopen MacShane Investigation

Is it too early to open the champagne on a Monday morning?

The Met have just announced that they are to reopen the investigation into Denis MacShane’s mystery £7,000 fraud.

As mystic Guido alluded to on Friday afternoon.

It looks like he will be needing those files on his “welcome back to the Labour Party” cake after all.

Developing…


118 Comments

  1. 1
    Little Willy Haig says:

    ‘ang ‘im ‘igh !

  2. 2
    Bernard Hyphon Howe says:

    Free the Mcshame one, he is innocent (Ian Blair told me to say that)

  3. 3
    Rt Hon David Laws MP Gayer and Thief says:

    Phew looks like I’ve got away with it!

  4. 4
    PC Gatekeeper says:

    Shouldn’t the files be hidden on the inside?

  5. 5
    Macshame should be in prison says:

    That’s made my day.

  6. 6
    Die muzees says:

    Hey muzees, I read about your muslim patrols. In response, I’m going to establish a chain of halal takeaways and serve you pork and beef.

  7. 7
    Chris Huhne prisoner 459267 says:

    Wonder if he’ll get Vicky to lie for him?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer chap.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone betting on the outcome?

  10. 10
    Watch out whitey! says:

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Constants Brisket says:

    I will!

  13. 13
    Die muzees says:

    The legacy of the left.

  14. 14
    Hamish says:

    What mystery fraud? It was so blatant even the MPs’ own standards body was flabbergasted by it.

  15. 15
    Die muzees says:

    Incidentally, I emailed the UAF, SWP and a few other groups who proclaim to fight for rights and democracy, asking very politely for their reactions to footage of a lone woman late at night being intimidated by a gang of hooded men.

    They haven’t replied. Funny, that.

  16. 16
    Denis Macshame says:

    Anyone fancy a free laptop?

  17. 17
    Abu fucking Qatada says:

    Mrs Q of to Harvey Nicks today, going to get her to dress up like that lovely theresa may when she gets home mmm.

    Thanks again for paying the bill.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Andy Scott at foreign currency exchange brokers HiFX said:

    Sterling appears to have fallen firmly out of favour in recent months as an alternative to the Euro with investors clearly a lot less fearful of the Eurozone’s risks. Talk of a break up or countries exiting the Euro has all but ceased and Spanish and Italian borrowing costs have dropped dramatically to levels seen as sustainable.

    With the [UK] government struggling to meet their deficit reduction target and the economy failing to maintain any growth, the economic situation remains a huge concern and this is manifesting itself in a weaker pound. With the potential for credit ratings downgrades and more quantitative easing from the Bank of England with the economy faltering, it’s unlikely there’ll be a resurgence of buying interest in the Pound any time soon.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/21/eurozone-crisis-live-finance-chiefs-vote-new-leader

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Any news on that other trial currently ongoing , you know the one which if it was you or me would last a few hours max but or some unfathomable reason is now taking as long as the Nuremberg trials ?

  20. 20
    Penfold says:

    Ah bless there is a god and he does listen………

  21. 21
    old SHEP says:

    PC Worlds profits dive.

  22. 22
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Oh Dear isn’t he Vicki’s new man?

    Not very good at choosing honest, hardworking, upright sorts is she?

  23. 23
    old SHEP says:

    I must be because nobody dare say anything (not even the judge).

  24. 24
    Byeck says:

    Sth Yorks Police drop charges against McShane for screaming four letter words through a megaphone, because of ‘lack of evidence.’ This, despite McShane apologising for it! Another own goal for Sth Yorks Finest.

  25. 25
    s.s. says:

    And horse with dog trimmings.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll be speaking in the house again. Some time in 2014.

  27. 27
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    All sing alone to Daves song

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

  28. 28
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be speaking in the house again. Some time in 2014.

  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    All sing along to Daves song

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    Oops – see below

  32. 32
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    All sing alone to Daves song

    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””
    “””Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday””””

  33. 33
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Friday

  34. 34
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    errrr no Monday

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    It would appear that the long established principle of justice being seen to be done has also been abandoned in this case.

  36. 36
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    errrrrrrr better make that a Wednesday

  37. 37
  38. 38
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    errrrr 2018

  39. 39
    To Let Rotherham area. says:

    One well maintained garage and photocopier.

  40. 40
    Owen Jones says:

    Glad you like them, I love them too :) nom, nom!

  41. 41
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    No it’s a socialist cake!

  42. 42
    Owen Jones says:

    So far today I’ve learned I can’t make porridge and my right-wing critics can’t read.

  43. 43
    pissed off voter says:

    I’ve not been able to find it mentioned anywhere. Convictions there to add to the McShane news would indeed lift the monday morning blues brought on by the very sad Rich ‘cartoon’

  44. 44
    DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

    They are seeking witnesses , To see if they can “shed” some light on where all the money has gone

  45. 45

    When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the Royal Economic Society.

  46. 46
    Snouts in the trough says:

    A particularly naughty piggy that one.

  47. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Sing along to Dave New EU Single

    “I dont like mondays”- tell me why – ” I dont like mondays”

    or…Fridays. or Tuesdays or Wednesday…errr you get the picture

  48. 48
    8illy's low hanging kebab meat says:

    Awww, it’s love.

  49. 49
    8illy's low hanging kebab meat says:

    +100000

  50. 50
    DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

    How very coincidental , a cake with files on it !
    He should put it in the fridge and save it for his first visiting day

  51. 51
    Abu fucking Qatada says:

    How many does it sleep?

  52. 52
    Owen Jones says:

    When I finish blogging today I’m going straight home for a nap, I’ve made a twat out of myself far too many times this morning. I need to be secluded.

  53. 53
    Not so Great Britain says:

    Labour multicult legacy.

  54. 54
  55. 55
    hank the cat says:

    The hostage crisis in Algeria shows why Britain needs to spend billions of pounds a year in foreign aid, William Hague said yesterday.

    You could not make it freaking up, any excuse to tax us more and spend it on “Aid”

  56. 56
    Crystobel Bryant says:

    Can I come with you and snuggle up?

  57. 57
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    There’s hope for you yet Owen, now you just need to stop taking drugs and sucking cock on a weekend and sample the delights of the furry cup.

  58. 58
    Hear No Evil See No Evil Speak No Evil says:

    Why ISN’T Huhne trending? *contemptuous face*

  59. 59
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Fixing it for you, for the post ZanuLabour regime.
    It would appear that the long established principle of justice has been abandoned.

  60. 60
    Black Cab says:

    Not a good picker, is she?

  61. 61
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Or it might be that GPs hand out antibiotics less freely nowadays.

  62. 62
    Owen's mum says:

    Owen stop building that snowman that looks like Stalin.
    It’s nearly lunchtime.

  63. 63
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    these liberals who have embraced the faith of peace will be wishing for the bigoted christians back before too long

  64. 64
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Yes indeed, and with all this global warming across Europe and the middle east Dave needs to put green taxes up again to make all our gas and lecky bills even higher.

  65. 65
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Maybe* you cannot write…

    *When I say maybe, I mean, “it’s a fact that”.

  66. 66
    Abu fucking Qatada says:

    But we buy British Arms and Ammunition with it! Where’s the problem?

  67. 67
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    My arse! Macshane has been a right arse, hasn’t he? A right bloody cheeky bugger, taking the piss, and money.

  68. 68
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Really, well I can see your comment and reply to it unlike on CiF over at the Guardian.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    The great Huhnedini says:

    I’ve got injuctivitus ;(

  71. 71
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    We’ll get the money back with cheaper oil and LPG gas – genius thinking see. But of course, that is what overseas aid has always been about, isn’t it?

  72. 72
  73. 73
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Never mind pig troughs, nose bag MPs they are. NEIGH!

  74. 74
    Arthur Guinea says:

    That’s a strange way to spell sectioned.

  75. 75
  76. 76
    James Whale LBC says:

  77. 77
    melvin says:

    Snow, snow, cold weather, lots of snow, can’t proceed, no barrister, no judge, no solicitor…??????

  78. 78
    Steve says:

    Petition to stop Romanian & Bulgarian immigration into Britain.

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/41492

  79. 79
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    When I visit certain brit cities at night, I make sure I only drink strong coffee and smoke out of a bit of pottery.

  80. 80
    The great Huhnedini says:

    And no me, hehehe

  81. 81
    genghiz the kahn says:

    VP must have some issues which she needs to sort out, looks as if she is interested in men who lie, cheat, deceive and have an inflated sense of their own worth. Go on Vicky seek help.

  82. 82
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    where’s the ozzies one….

  83. 83
    Dessert rat says:

    I’m sure that’s music to the ears of the tens of millions of unemployed in southern Europe

  84. 84
    Die muzees says:

    trillion

  85. 85
    Suzanne Moore says:

    “Furry cup,” you say?
    Of course, nowadays, most women opt for the “Brazilian” look.

  86. 86
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Are you saying she is a death row botherer?

  87. 87
    Come on DAVE where's that speech you promised us? says:

  88. 88
    Dessert rat says:

    Give the twat a fair trial, then hang him.

  89. 89
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What t have the Police been up to ?

    This story is so old now . He should have been charged and awaiting a full committal hearing even on a guilty plea .

  90. 90
    Police Grooming says:

    Sth Yorks are that bastion of policing which are covering up grooming in Rotherham aren’t they ?

  91. 91
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    …and nose bag MEPs from there?

  92. 92
    Economist says:

    If UK wants to get it’s trade balance in order then having a weak currency is very much in our favor.

    If quitting the EU makes sterling even weaker against EUR / USD then all the better.

    Why ? Because our goods and services will then become much more competitive and the UK should be able to start reclaiming export markets.

    Additionally, could start running a trade surplus if the UK stops importing unnecessary stuff from Europe.

    Simples.

  93. 93
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    Another Labour criminal MacShame

  94. 94
    SamCam says:

    Yes read what Wee Willie Haig said, turning into a bit of a loon like my Dave. Could someone do me a favour and get shot of that Jeremy Heywood got his grubby inky fingers into evereything, can’t gp fpr a pee whithout him hanging about

  95. 95
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Nice hat, but he looks a bit like…

  96. 96
    Bernard Hyphon Howe says:

    What t have the Police been up to ? I will have you know we are the finest Police service in the World, well apart from the Dutch,German,Austrian,Danes,Swill,Finns,Swedish,Norwegian,French,Canadain well anyway we are better than that lot on Mali

  97. 97
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Bet The Nige likes being interviewed by RT – always nice totty on RT.

  98. 98
    Beast says:

    A group of simillar types arrived outside the Armed services club that I attend (Is not The British Legion) brandishing megaphones and pajamas
    They were seen off by staff, members and armed police
    CLOWNS!!
    try and watch a film call “Four Lions” its hilarious

  99. 99
    Beast says:

    Oh and some of the staff and members are Asian
    These wa&8k3r5 are what our Irish freinds refer to as go85h1t3ts

  100. 100
    Joyce Thacker (still got my job) says:

    No, they are doing what they are told in line with our policy of Racial Harmony.

  101. 101
    Beast says:

    Vicky Pryce is on Points duty (3 of them)

    Just what is it with Chris Frontbttom that makes him marry women who look like men ?

  102. 102
    Beast says:

    Some torture would be nice
    Then run him over in a V8 BMW
    B=BUM M=MY W=WIFE

    A total gayer with a shemale complex

    Thtas Chris Frontbottom

  103. 103
    Erwin Roulade says:

    Twats and them!.

  104. 104
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    There is a GOD!

  105. 105
    Graham Watson MEP and Fuckwit Extraordinaire says:

    You forgot the 4 pensions

  106. 106
    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    why’s the pound getting stronger then relative to the dollar in the last 2 weeks?

  107. 107
    old SHEP says:

    ’twas ever thus in Sunderland.

  108. 108
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Exports are the PRICE of imports. A fall in the pound is the equivalent of a pay cut.

  109. 109
    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    I’d certainly have a glass if he’s locked away properly. Never has champagne socialism felt better

  110. 110
    Con Artists says:

    So says the minister of disinformation

  111. 111
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    He’ll definitely get off, Keith Vaz is advising him.

  112. 112
    anonymous says:

    i’ll drink (from the furry cup) to that one!

  113. 113
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Just visited McShames twitter account which say he is not to be charged posted on the 18th whats going on?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Paired with the tory criminal Hu*hne?
    BTW, the dilatory manner in which this case has bbeen handled convinces me that his prosecution case will be dropped.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Be patient Anon @ 11:45 am. You will shortly learn that the case against H*hne has been dropped.
    The reason for the delay is not unfathomable.Politicons are free from the Laws that apply to you or me.

  116. 116
    the fools says:

    Bollocks. A strong currency is the sign of a strong economy.

  117. 117
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    All the liberals like Cable’s wife or Mary Beard who think immigration is not a problem should let some of them live in their spare rooms or park their caravans on their lawns – no thought not.

    Blair and new labour should be tried for treason for what they have done to our nation through uncontrolled immigration.

    Remember it is white liberal trash that is ruining our nation

  118. 118
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    He’ll need a job in Armley. He can always keep his hand in by manually pre- macerating the establishment’s solid sewage.


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