The Trannies are Coming!
Guardian Preparing for Burchill Siege
From: Internal Communications
Date: 17 January 2013 15:31
Subject: Kings Place
To: ALL NOTES USERS
We have been informed that around 4.30pm today members and supporters of the trans community will be gathering outside Kings Place in response to last Sunday’s Julie Burchill comment piece.
Security are aware and we will monitor the situation carefully. We do not believe that this will affect staff working in the office, but if you are expecting guests you might like to let them know in advance.
If you have any questions, please contact Paula Tsung (Head of Workplace Management) or Ian Carter (Workplace Manager).
Please consider the environment before printing this email.
Guardian under siege!
UPDATE: Observer deputy editor Paul Webster has picked up a megaphone and is apologising to the offended masses outside Guardian HQ:
go sisters go
What in all thats holy is Workplace management and Workplace manager, is it the head cleaner and cleaner? And why should they be told?
Something to do with the bedwetting in bad wigs, I should think. Someone has to clean that up.
Competition Time: Spot the least-convincing Tranny!
Seriously, anyone in the KX area with a camera?
It’s laughable.
Transsexuals aren’t women. They never were, they never will be.
They’re eunuchs in frocks.
Let’s hope Theresa May isn’t due to visit the Guardian; the confusion could be most embarrassing.
There’s also Ladyboy Yvette nad Hattie Hateman who could also cause embarassing confusion.
Carina Trimingham will be there. I remember when she used to be Kenneth Cope dressed up as a nurse in “Carry on Matron”.
Hell if Therese May is mistaken what about the eagle sisters and Baron Ashton
Are you sure? I was convinced that he Eagles are brothers pretending to be sisters pretending to be trannys!
Perhaps you have more intimate knowledge than me.
Cannot say much more, walls have ears
“walls have ears”
They also have sausages.
I wouldn’t know whether to block their passage or toss myself off
… or Julie herself …
Please consider the environment before using toilet paper in the Guardian toilets. Uhhhhhuu – you don’t?
a bunch of woofters in skirts… oooh im scared!
should be, the ones on the HRT (women to men) will be like fucking roid heads
oh great an army of buffalo bill’s marching on the guardian, given the weeks news with horse meat and the transgender rage im shocked there hasn’t been a good bye horses gag.
Bunch of cocks…
Oh.
I wonder if Nell will be among them.
How do these people find so much time to protest? Do they not have fucking jobs?
They all have full time jobs being offended – no, REALLY offended – by actual women telling them that they aren’t real women, as they have only lopped their cocks off.
I was under the impression that a fair amount them actually kept their tackle. Either for greater earning potential or just out of sentimental attachment.
Perhaps that’s the problem with the rad fems – penis envy.
Evil Tory cuts have all but eliminated the job prospects for former hod-carriers who now wear floaty Laura Ashley print dresses.
Evil Tory cuts? Bloody hell! Have they let Gobby Gove loose with the scalpel now?
The jobs are usually. During the night shift.
Advertising on a self employed basis. Via mobile phone numbers strategically placed within various. London phone boxes.
… they are Workplace Managers …
It’s just like Assault on Precinct 13
The good one I mean, not the shit one.
That’s the first one then.
The one with the ice-cream cone.
Probably more like ‘Zulu’.
Do the Grauniad staffers know any of the words to ‘Men Of Harlech’?
They only know “Men Get Hard”
Or as. Mae. West would say.
A. Hard. Man is. Good to. Find.
Especially at. Kings. Place this afternoon.
Lulus; faahsens ov ‘em
Surely
La Rue’s! Faahsens ov ‘em
Even now the Met are reading up on their diversity guidelines on how to deal with them when nicked for public order offences.
Seriously. is the world going mad?
The Leftie world is barking fucking mad, yes.
I expext a lot of the protestors will be in the Met
Not a problem. The trannies just need to call the plods ‘plebs’ and they will be identified as ministers who cannot be arrested.
“trans community”
Is there a straight community?
It’s probably like any group that proports to represent a body of people …. gives them a bad name and no sane person would have anything to do with them.
Puts me off wearing women’s clothes in case they think I’m someone who can’t handle free speech.
Is there an “I’m not quite of my sexuality at the moment but I would like support from equally confused indivduals” community? It would be very British.
No, your suggested name is more Germanic in length. In Britain we call it Norfolk.
No. Not allowed.
In the same way there isn’t a ‘white community’ and no ‘white community leaders’.
… the shadowy world of heterosexuality is rarely dealt with in leftist discourse …
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh – erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can’t you just see it? Don’t dream it, be it.
A quote from Gobby Goves speech on a recent school visit?
Handbags at fifty paces!
Head of work place management.
Work place manager.
No wonder they’re losing money. They’ve got an entire department of workplace managers with its own head!
Used to be called the Admin Officer where I worked.
Could this clearly ‘barking mad lefty publicity stunt’ also be a reflection of the phenomena hitting NI loyalists of late ?
http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21569391-loyalist-protests-belfast-have-almost-nothing-do-politics-why-they-are-so?fsrc=scn/tw/te/pe/wrappedintheflag
The point being that they are feeling culturally aggrieved because their funding is being cut ? And more to the point – the funding of their aligned NGOs ?
Cut it out!
At 4.30 I will chop my cock off and burn it before your eyes, as a symbol of my fight against oppression. Kind regards. Geoff.
OK, so long as you aren’t in Tesco at the time. We wouldn’t want any unfortunate confusion with the Cumberland sausage rotisserie.
You don’t resemble a horse do you? We don’t want our customers upset by more horse meat!
Anyone who has eaten cheap burgers will inevitably have eaten animal genitals, also eyelids, arseholes, ears, lips, tails, connective tissue and anything that can be scraped off the carcass and turned into slurry for processing. Horsemeat is the least of it.
Dont fire till you see the whites of their thighs!
It’ll be a victim on victim crime.
Move along, nothing relevant to see here.
So… what? 6 people turning up to protest? 8? 12?
Heh. Bet the BBC reports it as “thousands”.
Is Nicholas Witchell available to help subdue them if they break through security? Or does he only do lesbians?
I’m suing unless you let me subdue you from behind!
I’m afraid La Witchell always requires 48 hours notice to enable him to remove his tongue from the rear end of Princess Anne.
The world is going to hell in a handcart and the graudian is wittering on about some inconsequential rubbish!
No wonder they have so few readers!!
Inconsequential rubbish?
Perhaps, but the Graun posts up some crap articles and the blogs (including this one) are all creaming themselves over it.
Much as we would wish it otherwise, the Graun is still read by the most influential opinion formers in the land.
‘Opinion formers’
You mean people who presume most people agree with them because they are so fucking worthy.
‘Opinion formers’ my arse. The fucking thing is read by a tiny, tiny fraction of the population. There must be a dire shortage of opinions in this country.
It’s certainly read by some of the nastiest smuggest most selfish most sniveling pseudo-intellectual authority-worshiping little shits I’ve known – and they define themselves by it – but are unable to form opinions in their own heads without directions from above.
http://bluecollartories.wordpress.com/2013/01/17/cardiff-north-mp-standing-down-in-2015/
Violence with a feather duster?
For tickling your fancy…. woman?
Be afraid – very afraid – several BBC producers and commissioning editors will be there in all probability!
I’ll be there along with the Eagle brothers.
Why do all the weirdo’s and pervs gravitate to the left, it seems to be a home for them.
Proctor, Portillo, Morrison, Fox, Hague……the list is endless. Of course I could produce similar lists for all parties.
What’s so weird about them? Nice boys every one.
Is this the Ford Transit owners club? Good advertising for Ford.
Sick Transit Gloria (on) Monday?
Now, if they wanted to make a useful political point, they should be demonstrating over why the publication was taken down from their web site.
‘The trannies are coming’?
I look forward to you covering any gay issues with the word ‘faggots’.
This comments section reads like a group of confused thirteen year olds. ‘Backs against the wall’? Really?
That’s just Ben Dover and Philomena McAvity talking….
“Faggots?”
This is the UK sir, they are referred to as “iron hoofs” here.
Thank you. We prefer Autobots.
Richard – or may I call you Dick?
Faggot is not a word seen on this site.
Arse bandit and knob jockey are quite popular, but other contributors will no doubt add more.
Do Tesco faggots contain French horse meat?
Its a bit like watching spiders eating their young – distasteful but fascinating at the same time
Ladyboys on parade. By the front , quick feel!
What do you mister, you would have your back to the wall if you had my teachers, so there
From next Monday the way in at all of our Tesco stores will have a sign that reads “Aintree”.
Fazakerley!
Haydock.
And we are joining you since we all source from the same places.
Hilarious. Definitely the funniest story of the week!.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9808735/Asian-sex-gang-targeted-childrens-home-court-hears.html
‘around 4.30pm today members and supporters of the trans community will be gathering outside Kings Place ..’
How would they tell?
Shouldn’t they all really be in QUEEN’s place?
Should I be protesting? I’m confused.
As Barry famously said in Auf Wiedershen Pet, “We’re talking about comradeship here Oz. Not turdburgling.”
I’m going to organise a protest outside the daily mail for their offensive treatment of stupid people like me.
Re the photo… I’m saying…. Bloke, Bloke, woman, bloke, woman, Bloke bloke bloke.
What do you reckon?
Atrocious wig, bad wig, girl pretending to be trannie, twat from the Guardian, pavement wetter, Special Branch Trannie Section (under cover), Guardian ‘worker’ on way to office.
Chicks with. Dicks and. Cocks in. Frocks. Says
Is gender reassignment surgery still free on the NHS ??
And if so does it take budgeary priority over cancer, heart bypass. And emergency treatments of ll. kinds ??
Phew Algeria was a godsend , for Jimmy Saville , the BBC and me
By the time the smoke clears , i’ll have done my speech and nobody will have heard a word i said
Toodle Pip
4 hostages freed , so Aljazieera are right the rest of the 35 are dead
Apologizing ? what for ?. It’s the perverts who should be apologizing for their offence to common decency.
… what does trans mean, lads …
Given that the Observer has already removed the offending article (wrongly in my opinion but still…) what exactly are the “laydees” protesting against?
By the left quick mince.
It must have thrown the Guardian into some confusion to see a placard that was spelt correctly with apparently good grammar. And there is no spellchecker with a felt tip or paintbrush.
So this blog is going for minority groups now is it? How very brave.
How about Muslims next? Gays, Blacks, Women? Give them all a good kicking because y’know they deserve it for being, well, not like us. Because we’re just Normal, and we’re Respectable Family People, and as everyone knows, conformity is so yummy.