Exclusive: Dan Sabbagh New Guardian National News Editor

The Guardian’s Head of Media and Tech Dan Sabbagh has been promoted to National News Editor. After having a good war in the War on Murdoch he clearly deserved a battlefield promotion.

Congratulations…

Leveson Debate: Come See Mosley Get Another Spanking

Get Tickets The German-themed spanking party enthusiast and paymaster of the Hacked Off campaign, Max Mosley, supported by Murdoch-hating Chris Bryant and the media lawyer Charlotte Harris, will be opposing the contention that the Leveson proposals represent a fundamental threat to the freedom of the press. They will be debating against the mild, retiring Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn, Media Select Committee chairman John Whittingdale and Guido. Andrew Neil will be refereeing the debate to ensure that no blood is spilt.

To say that there is a level of mutual contempt between Mosley/Bryant and Littlejohn/Guido is an understatement. They think we’re muckraking, knuckle dragging, right-wing tabloid rabble rousers and we think they’re just so embarrassed by their sexually incontinent, promiscuous indiscretions being revealed that they are campaigning to prevent future exposure of such behaviour. Guido would like to see as many of his readers at the event to ensure Mosley gets another public spanking. Given Max enjoys humiliation, he might even enjoy the night.

The debate is on Wednesday, January 30 at IET London, Savoy Place, WC2R 0BL. Tickets are available online from the Speccie.

Cameron Speech Delay Speculation Grows as Hostages Die

There is an element of the Lobby trying to kick No. 10 around here, but they might just be on to something…

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The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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The Trannies are Coming!
Guardian Preparing for Burchill Siege

From: Internal Communications

Date: 17 January 2013 15:31

Subject: Kings Place

To: ALL NOTES USERS

We have been informed that around 4.30pm today members and supporters of the trans community will be gathering outside Kings Place in response to last Sunday’s Julie Burchill comment piece.

Security are aware and we will monitor the situation carefully. We do not believe that this will affect staff working in the office, but if you are expecting guests you might like to let them know in advance.

If you have any questions, please contact Paula Tsung (Head of Workplace Management) or Ian Carter (Workplace Manager).

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

Guardian under siege!

UPDATE: Observer deputy editor Paul Webster has picked up a megaphone and is apologising to the offended masses outside Guardian HQ:

Pic via @PavanAmara

WATCH: Nick Clegg Calls For In/Out Referendum

Epic Fail.

Via Conservative Voice.

Tim Loughton V the Department for Education: Round II

Guido feels this one is going to rumble on…

UPDATE: And round III: the Speccie have one vicious briefing from Gove’s people.

LibDems: Now is the Time for a Real In/Out Referendum
Flashback to Damning Leaflet From 2010

Weirdy beardy LibDem MP Julian Huppert just got hit in the face with this leaflet live on the BBC. Video to follow…

UPDATE:

Cabinet Office Spy’s “Specialist Policy” Mission

Yesterday’s poorly worded/suspicious Cabinet Office statement on Prince Charles’ spy in the heart of government had the distinct whiff of a cover-up. Just who is the mystery man, or lady, seconded from the Royal Household? Why is he, or she, […]

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Maid Mary Ann’s Misjudged Moan

The Independent’s Mary Ann Sieghart has joined in the ongoing debate about women hacks in Westminster. Guido was on about this last week, with the Guardian and Telegraph following up on the issue. Sieghart claims:

“It took years of

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LibDems Smash Another Manifesto Commitment

Vince Cable stood, and was elected in Twickenham, on a manifesto commitment to hold an In/Out referendum on Europe yet today he will say such a ballot will “weaken Britain’s ability to deliver more reform inside the EU”. He […]

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Ed Miliband’s Today Programme Muddle

We knew that already…

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