Rich’s Monday Morning View
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
How ITV Crashed Out Online Last Night | MediaGuido
Green Leader Blames Terror Attacks on Britain | Asa Bennett
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
?
It’s a young Homer Simpson. Anyone can see that.
Poll: Brits want Cameron to debate Farage
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2421/poll_brits_want_cameron_to_debate_farage
No chance…Dave would lose like he did against Gordon
Thank fucking gawd for a new thread blog wotsit.
Was getting quite bored talking to myself on the previous, but with some intejecting, who frankly, talked crap.
So what is the story morning glory? Farage? Only good for air accidents.
And by the way, the clip is the Argies National Gliding contest from a couple of years ago.
Good pilots, argies are…
WHARRRRT!
Said in a thread her abouts of somewhere, us and the argies should “share” the Malvinas/Falklands, share the coming in their pants oil, and all that.
That is the true future World for you, ones with future imagination, that is.
Be cheaper than sending RN ships and boats here and there, I think.
Poll: Brits want Cameron to debate Farage
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2421/poll_brits_want_cameron_to_debate_farage
Déjà vu ?
should be well tidy intersesting. But will it happen? Never in their lifetime.
Where is Mike Yarwood when you need him?
Is Garbage french for Farage?
A posher form of the La Garbage.
OK I give up. What twat would use an iphone?
Useless Kinky Iphone Prats (UKIP).
this looks like John Major …
Good morning, it’s Dave here today until 1pm to answer any questions or help with any problems you might have.
Dave, on toaday program, when asked what he will say on the EUSSR said, and I quote:
Squeek, squeek, squeek.
He was asked who were his allies in the EU for renegotiating UK’s terms of membership and could only come up with Holland(whose PM denied any knowledge of Dave’s keynote speech this week scheduled for The Hague)and Germany(whose politicians inc Merkel have said that they have had enough of Dave’s carping and UK should just make it’s mind up but no re-negotiations are in the offing)
It does you no good to listen to Cameron on R4 Toady this early in the week.
What a slimy, duplicitous, mendacious quizzling he is.
By lunchtime I will be a member of UKIP.
Or even Quisling
First you must pass the exam on expenses fiddling and learn to froth at the mouth when the French are mentioned.
My wife is French. And yes I do froth at the mouth – she is adorable.
John Major left front line politics 15 years ago though.
did he?…OMG then who have I been voting for?
Libertarian parties since the demise of Clause IV. Unless you voted for the BN’P.
Kleptotarian
Has Mark been arrested?
No. As far as I know he is still hiding out overseas after the African disaster and mummy’s sad decline.
Hope so, one down one to go. Their crimes against satire and the drawing of cartoons deserve the full penalty of the law.
Looks more like that UKIP chap, Nick Farage
Nah…does not look scared enough I reckon it must be a Tory Europhile…
Not enough froth around the mouth and I cannot see the thick brown envelope.
Absence of the Brown envelope rules out Con party and ZauLAb.
Well it would await moderation, because it’s sensible.
Des OConnor?
My bet is on Terrance Waggon? Can’t be carrying on like that in the beeb and not be in that “club”. Elm Lodge in Barnes that London, was it?
Tim Wonnacott without his glasses. Is there going to be an Auction Party then? God knows they’ve had enough coverage.
More Gin Major?
Gin? Top me up Colonel, please ol’ man,
Does anyone know the whereabouts of Mandy?
I’m told a ‘squeeze’ has gone missing also.
The police have have been informed.
…but couldn’t give a fuck.
He was last seen sucking Ken Clarke’s dick if the rumours are to be believed.
I’m coaching the Owen Jones boy in the finer points of gay marxism
He’s been let off for bad behaviour.
the message for today is that muslims are babies.
Referendum.
What a hoon.
I always accepted that the pointlessness of ‘Rich and Mark’ was part of charm of the Guido experience, but I think the joke has reached its end-point now.
There’s a sort of post-modern irony in laughing at a cartoon that is supposed to be funny, but which isn’t. But repeating the experience week after week after week and eventually it dawns that the irony is perhaps no longer ironic, and that ‘modern’ is no longer ‘modern’.
The one positive is that this cartoon makes starting work a bit more alluring.
Stop moaning, you know you like the mental exercise early morning to deduce who the cartoon character is, it’s a bit like hard crossword, you feel pleased with yourself when you solve the clue
14th January 2013 By Daily Star reporter
MOST Brits admit to having no idea about politics.
A poll by TV channel Gold of 2,000 adults found 62% rate their political knowledge as average to poor.
One in 10 do not know what number Downing Street the PM lives at and 18% that William Hague is Foreign Secretary.
Who is William Hague?
He’s an irritating cnut from a bankrupt little island somewhere off Western Europe who runs around trying to tell other countries how to run their affairs.
Apparently he comes from Holland and does short-hand.
An upright member of Dave’s Cabinet Boys Club.
Founder of the room sharing movement.
“14th January 2013 By Daily Star reporter
MOST Brits admit to having no idea about politics”
And that’s just the way we want it!
The dumbing down process is going well.
And those are just the polling reults from the Cabinet Office
Can somebody explain this cartoon to me please?
No, really.
No, but that is what Guido wants you to solve, he knows a lot of this blog are in an alcholic haze after Saturday and Sunday, a chance to kickstart those little grey cells.
Oooops “alcoholic” see what I mean my little grey cells haven’t woken up yet
I think it is some sad dickhead trying to portray UKIP as racist.
Apparently it is not racist to hate Americans but it is racist to not want to have your country run by corrupt, anti-democrats from across the channel. Funny old world.
For several years the USA have promised budget deficit reductions but the deficit over the last 20 years has now ballooned to a massive 16 trillion dollars.
As a result of the “fiscal cliff” settlement we think it highly likely that the deficit will increase during the next 12 months .
THe Bank has a duty to protect sterling holders and investors and this duty is independent of Government. To achieve this end from noon today The Bank will insist that paper dollars are henceforth covered by a deposit of 0.075 grams of Gold .
That 0.075 grams of gold is all we have left after the Mental one sold it all
Hogarth would be green with envy.
Not only the worst cartoonists known to man , but now they can add worst comedians to their list
Come back Bernard Manning all is forgiven !
thought of the day.
after sun.day the day for worshipping the sun god, today is Mon.day, a day to celebrate the moon.
order, dis.order…as mercury is the nearest planet to the sun not the moon. so on mercuryday, happy communications everyone.
Things have got bad when you have to re-sue the tweet giving us the UKIP clue. Time to re issue a new cartoonist, methinks
We are all in this together , that is why i’m about to scrap means tested pensions and raise national insurance for 6 million workers
“Abacus” are you sure Gideon can use one competently like they still do in the far east
It would be much more sensible to pay for pensions by raising Vat by say 0.125%.
We would then all be able to pay for our pensions in our purchases.
Express today reads “Brussells spends 1 million euros on gifts for ministers” – nice of all us European taxpayers to give them gifts, eh?
Well done boys, your worst cartoon so far.
UK’s RAF C-17 plane heading for Mali has broken down in France and is not expected to leave until tomorrow.
It’s all Thatcher’s fault !!!!!
FFR are there, even if the French government don’t like to admit it – Yes, a few brits are at the front line there, but they are called Jacques or something, these days, or some other frog name, mon ami.
And the Queen’s Bentley wouldn’t start yesterday.
It’s all CAMERON’S fault
You forgot the ‘innit’…
Another MoD success! Would the Frogs also like to borrow all the Chinooks we bought a decade ago that have never entered service?
THE PLANE THE PLANE
and Tatto of course,
three foot nuthing.
Fuck off with your self indulgent You tube links. Twat!
Self-indulgent? You english public schooled over-paid educated tories do really need to expand your mind and life, do you?
Me, self-indulgent, moi? Bet I have got a bigger congregation than yews, twat arseole breath shower drop soap botherer that you are!
blood pressure check – oh fuck! this is how it will end, a tory thems winding me up. tell my mother I lone her – ok, she snuffed it twelve years ago, but still…
Do fuck off and stay fucked off.
There’s a good boyo.
Say’s who?
You tell me who you are, and I mind consider it “to fuck off”.
Scared of me? Well, you shouldn’t. in the long run. totally ironically, you will be better of it.
Could post you a song, but i can’t be arsed.
He is like a small boy in the playground, shouting “look at me, look at me”
Your bin men might still be Romans you Welsh tit but in the modern world we have council ones , Fuckin loads of them
Infact where i live we have one set for each of the following
Paper and cardboard
Glass and metal
Garden waste
Household non recyclable
LABOUR ! Inventing Jobs for the Jobless
Tories – inventing jobs for their mugs, to put Labour people out of work.
Look Jeremy Thorpe sending a hit man to kill his homosexual lover was bad enough but murderin his lover’s dog is unforgivable.
After years of squandering taxpayers money and giving your money away to every third world country on the planet ,these cheeky bastards are upping national insurance yet again !
If we were not giving 55 million a day to the now prosperous third world EU eastern block shitholes , you would still be able to retire at the agreed age of 65 with a much better pension than we have now
Bring on Nigel and Ukip before these clowns do any more damage
Oh how people moaned about Labour and the jobs tax. Now the Tories want to do it so it’s alright.
Hunts the lot of them.
NI is a tax on employment. This will raise unemployment still further!
This is in no-way a conservative government.
VAT is the worst tax on employment and they raised that too.
Talking of crimes…is it D day for twatface Huhne and his sex club extended family?
I didn’t realise that officer Dibble had become a plain clothes detective.
If Guido could overdub this with a soundtrack it would let all we plebs know when to guffaw.
Guffaw tape – I wholeheartedly recommend it.
Tisch!
I saw one poll putting them on 23%! It’s enough to give one hope!
Only 23% of them are certifiably insane? A mistake, surely?
77% believe what the BBC tell them.
Nah….
The europhiles have got the BBC, most of the Civil Service and politicians, Common Purpose graduates, Erasmus Scholars; regiments of helpers and billions of our cash, and can even call on the US for help.
It’ll have to rot from within.
And it will, despite the best spin from Draghi and Barosso.
They will be a movement to protect tis species within days.
CLINIC bosses say crab lice are nearly extinct because of a worldwide uptake of women grooming their privates
Surely they can declare a few sites of special scientific interest before it is too late.
Guido is running scared of me.
Got to be that finely street educated.
I take classes, well booked up, for tories. But i could push you forward if you want, since you have posted here. I will make you my special pupil, Savile-like, if you want….
Calfornians with things,
earthquake here there.
May tell us things bout,
weather change stare.
Radio 5 are in full pro EU mode today. Looks like they don’t want to see an end to the millions the EU bungs them?
Nicky Campbell really does love the E U
Heretic!.
Who listens to the beeb anymore?
I am busy here, with true present life.
Cameroon says no chance of referendum before next election. pity he didn’t say that before he last election. Looks like the public will have to have their referendum via the ballot box in 2014 or sooner !
I’m surprised the cartoonist (and I use that in the loosest sense of the word) didn’t just use the first two words of the first line and the last word of the tenth line.
pedant tory
Just a thought on the referendum and Britain’s current membership of the EU. Has anybody else noticed the steady build up of scare mongering via all branches of the media about the ‘dire political, social and economic consequences’, of leaving the EU under the present ‘arrangements’? It is interesting to see, who has been crawling out from under their metaphorical stones, to try to frighten the British people, in pursuit of their own interests or misguided ideologies.
Obama wants us to stay in the EU and has lately also announced that we must not curb our defence spending just in case he needs some more cannon fodder Yukistan, Vote Democrat!.
Article 50 of The Lisbon Treaty would establish exactly the terms we would accept if we leave the EU.
Why will Cameron not use these facts to put the argument for staying in?
He prefers to hide the truth and rely on scare stories.
This is the treaty that was so important when Brown signed it, Cameron broke his cast iron promise.
Well, its going to be fun watching Cameron try to ‘renegotiate’ our membership of the EU, as that’s what he’s pinning all his hopes on. Especially as the EU (or at least the bits that matter) have already said ‘No’.
Setting himself up for an epic and humiliating failure. He he.
Ols Shep
Previous Moniker?
d next to s on keyboard…bloddy stupid qwerty arrangement.
Several over the years, changes not of my choosing, let’s just say mums the word (that’s not a clue).
Is it Dianne Abbott? Excellent likeness if it is.
Otherwise, it could be somebody who pedals a bike and swears a bit.