January 4th, 2013

Shapps Honours Shirt Pledge

Grant Shapps triggered much debate in the Guy Newsroom earlier appearing on telly in a what looked like a suspiciously expensive shirt. Surely he hadn’t gone back on his famous M&S promise?

The tie is a lovely shade of green…


  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    And another block bomb is dropped from the Stuka of War that is my keyboard


    • 7
      Johann Hari says:

      And another block bomb is dropped from the Stuka of War that is my keyboard


      • 14
        Watch out for the cosmopolitan name changers says:

        But is it Grant Shapps or is it his alter ego Michael Green?


        • 40
          Corinne Stockheath says:

          Dunno, they look alike, although Michael Green is a very nice man. You should buy his book.


          • Anonymous says:

            I suppose Geedough has to cater for his gay readership but I can’t think of much that is less interesting than what drone uniform some pointless plonker wears.


    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      Given that he could have had his shirts made from cloth manufactured in this country by craftsmen (and women), cut by a skilled cutter and sewn together by an experienced shirtmaker all earning a living wage why is it virtuous to buy cheap made in China shirts and inject no money at all into the craft economy. Stikes me as a badge of honour myself, it’s not lie ha can’t afford it.


  2. 2
    Silent Bob says:


  3. 3
    Greedo Fawkes says:

    As if Shapps or Tory Bear know the least bit about welfare. When was the last time they relied on it?

    Or fashion for that matter…


    • 42
      Fishy says:

      Give over as they say up here.

      As my Doctor says, ‘You don’t have to have the pox to be able to treat it.’


  4. 4
    T. P. Fuller says:


  5. 6
    Photoshop please says:

    Why is his face all over to one side?


  6. 8
    John Lewis says:

    And they are welcome to him.


  7. 10

    He is beginning to look like…


    B L A I R



    • 12
      Photoshop please says:

      Yes you are right.

      Maybe this is a Tussauds Blair that has melted a little bit, which would explain the face off to one side.


    • 17
      Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

      They do not do white masonic robes in M&S


  8. 13
    Jimmy says:

    Surely Michael Green’s word should be good enough for anyone.


  9. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    Scientists are still struggling to find the weight of the average c*nt.
    This is due to Piers Morgan refusing to step on their scales.


  10. 15
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    What is that saying about politics and politicians? Showbiz for ugly people


  11. 18
    Sartorial inelegance says:

    His face is at too much of a jaunty angle


  12. 19
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see the posts are all up the shit again.


  13. 21
    Red Top Hack says:

    So let me get this straight. In order for him to be wearing that shirt he presumably had to pick it up?

    Thought so…

    “Grant Shapps is a shirt lifter”


  14. 22

    Good article by Alеx Wіckhаm about PS. Does his homework.


  15. 25
    Alzheimers R Us says:

    Didn’t he provide a receipt last time?…silly tosser should have just said it was a Xmas present…oops I forgot, the kosher ones don’t do Xmas, do they?


  16. 28
    Anonymous says:

    I’d rather he went to a proper shirtmaker on Jermyn Street. M&S is strictly a pants-and-socks-only retailer. And food. And their Belgian lager is quite good. Where was I?


  17. 29
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Are we pleb taxpayers paying for his shirts? Will he be charging us for the actual cost or the cost of a solid gold shirt made by the finest Unicorn handlers as is the standard MP cheating b’stard expenses thief practice? It’s all in the rules….Section 3 …pissing all over the voters……


  18. 33
    Style Council says:

    Irrespective of where the shirt came from – and that collar is not M&S Fodder, the ensemble make him look like an estate agent.

    Get a proper jacket and tie next time.


    • 41
      Corinne Stockheath says:

      He looks like an estate agent because that’s who clothed and fed him while he was housing minister.


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  20. 36
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    What about the panties, Grant? I am thinking something tight and spandexy, from a Soho gay shop


  21. 38
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Oh H*rry the H*ole M*oley

    You really are a vacuous twat

    Run along now…david is calling you


  22. 44
    natural Tory voter says:

    even I’m forced to admit Grant is a bit of a Hunt at the end of the day, to be fair to him though he knows this himself better than anyone


  23. 47
    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    I have always bought my shirts from Jermyn Street none of this M and S 3 for 25 pounds whats happening to the Tory Party Shapps will be shopping at Primark next.


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