December 29th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


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    FarmerGiles says:


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    FarmerGiles says:

    good I need to get a life

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    illogical says:

    Just ploughed through the honours list.
    Loved the ” for services to bell ringing”.
    Missed out myself on services to sunbathing, weeding, supporting the liquor industry, artistic lawnmowing, surviving Guido etc.
    Sporting attributes like juggling [the books], rowing [with the Mrs] and tossing [the salad] also ignored this year.
    Maybe next year.

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    I wish Guido and his team all the best for 2013.

    May they be even more successful in uncovering wrongdoing whilst remembering the words of that great Irishman, Oscar Wilde:

    Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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    dyslecsick says:

    From your grip on maths you are either Gordon Brown or Owen Jones.
    No wonder Ed M still has a blank piece of paper.

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    P l e b says:

    And then they give Hector Sants a knighthood !!!! Unbelievable. The Establishment is completely unaccountable, and has absolutely no sense of shame. I see no way back. How can we ever re-build a sense of community and society, of honour and morality ?

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    Aid success is no aid, not more. says:

    I wish someone would explain to Dave that a successful aid program is one that decreases until a successful end and not one that is failing requiring ever more money.

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    Sir Anthony says:

    How come Tony Blair hasn’t been hinged yet?

    I would have thought his Heir Call me Dave would have made it so by now.

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    Sir Anthony says:

    How odd the spell checker has ” Hinged” Blair. ??

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    Margaret Beckett says:

    There is nothing like a Dame
    Nothing in this world
    There is nothing you can name
    That is anything like a Dame

    I got mine for services to caravanning.

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    gramma says:

    Guido is a great believer in the Northern Irish football manager Danny Blanchflower’s maxim.
    ” We always attempt to equalise before the other side scores”

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    Hector Pants says:

    I know where the bodies are buried.

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    Oo La La says:

    France is dumping the 75% tax rate.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Hadn’t realised how much the establishment, it’s hangers on, uncivil service and MPs hated themselves, they’ve devalued marriage, society, laws, people and now delightfully their own honours system, what next a CBE or a Dame ship for a nurse who brings an old dear a cup of tea because the domestics are busy.

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    grobdj says:

    Sants not involved in Libor rigging at UBS then. Must be so, because the FSA said so

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Ed can only ever have a blank pitece of paper, Broon screwed that one up over the EU referendum when he went to law, Ed can only have dreams, hopefully bad ones.

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    Slotgob, CBE says:

    It’s all in the crystals.

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    A Psychiatrist Writes says:

    Unhinged, surely?

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    Sir William says:

    The rest of us didn’t get a CBE for being screwed by Blair.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    So Cherie Blair, who I thought hated the Queen, the Establishment and everything that went with privilege, has bagged herself a CBE. A person who rides a bike gets a Knighthood.

    And a man who broke codes at Bletchley Park and probably saved the lives of millions of people gets a paltry MBE, 67 years after the end of World War II.

    Isn’t it about time these stupid ‘honours’ for being good at sport and climbing the greasy pole were abolished, and ordinary people who serve this country were the only ones who were rewarded?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    You can’t do that, how are the German car dealerships going to cope in all the sh*tholes that we pour “charity” money into.

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    True. Look what happened when he made it to the MPC though.

    Permanent injury time…

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    Refer gudgeon and pintle

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    Entire Cast of 'I'm a Celebrity', 'Strictly Come Dancing' and 'X Factor', KBE, VC (with Bar), OBE says:

    We got ours for services to lobotomy.

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    I would suggest, sir, that you don’t even know where your shoelaces are.

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    Full frontal production?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Gesture politics not a great way of forming a tax policy.

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    You should consider handing your baronetcy back.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Well, think of Sir Walter Raleigh. He only made bicycles, and they knighted him.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    Such a nurse would be a paragon indeed.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    Rudge didn’t get one, nor did Hercules. I don’t think it was the bikes.

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    medick says:

    Medical staff are more used to handing out honours than receiving them.
    MRSAs now being the award of choice.

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    Cherie Blair says:

    I am honoured for troughing, lining my nest with Tone, using crooks to get cheap flats, practicing secret weird stuff with Carol Caplin and helping my husband introduce evil human rights legislation that cripples the country then making millions representing said human rights violation claimees with my law firm. Thank you for my honour.

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    The Honours Committee says:

    Surprise, Cherie, you are NOT getting a damehood or a peerage, just a cheesy CBE!

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    nellnewman says:

    cherrybliar gets a cbe and the chap who was in charge of the FSA as the banks collapsed has been knighted.

    What an absolute circus this awards of gongs thingy has become!

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sounds like some firm in a Dickens novel– “Sir Marmaduke Gudgeon, and Mr Fortescue Pintle, proprietors…”

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    Lord Derry Irvines wallpaper says:

    No problem Cherie, our country will be forever in your gratitude for introducing such unnecessary legislation which simply allowed our legal friends to argue our entire legal system up its own arse whilst making a fortune in the process.

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    No honours for Tony ?? says:

    THAT is an interesting thing to consider…it is usual that ex-Prime Minister and especially ones that have served for a decade such as Bliar(and who purportedly “saved” the monarchy in 1997)to have been made a Knight of the Garter as soon as a vacancy occurs(all previous PM’s have from Churchill, Attlee,Eden,MacMillan,Douglas-Home,Heath Wilson,Callaghan,Thatcher,Major)Such an honour is of course within the personal gift of the Sovereign and not politicians.There are only 24 Commoner Knights at any one time apart from Sovereign & Royal Knights but there have been vacancies since Bliar resigned in 2007 but HMQ has made lesser persons KGs inc Lord Lt Of Herefordshire as existing knights pop off etc but none for Bliar…perhaps he is awaiting Lady T’s demise as he wishes her vacant stall in St Georges Chapel Windsor not a leesser personages ? Or perhaps HMQ is not keen on giving him the England’s highest chivalric award

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    She will be a Lady if her husband exercises his automatic right to sit in the House of Lords.

    That would get you all filling your pants!

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    No it is not, it is the Liverpool Care Pathway. There does seem to be an age requirement though, thought that was discrimination.

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    I got this information from my father’s early Naval days back in the 1920s.

    His tutors had done their training on ships which had seen action in the Napoleonic Wars. They used to tell the recruits:

    In the old days, we had wooden ships and iron men.
    Now we have iron ships and wooden men.

    I suppose one could say now that , in some circumstances, they had gone back to irons…

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I’ve got a CBE for ‘charitable services’ although the only charity I worked for sacked me, Paddy Ashdown fixed it up for me. To all my young female fans who have asked for more photographs of me, their love God, well here you are:

    Happy New year to you all. Boaz.

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    They could also say that our country will be forever in your debt!

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    No honours for Tony ?? says:

    I thought that Cherie was in line for a life peerag(perhaps Ed will oblige in 2013 ?)but look on the bright side Norma Major was awarded a DBE for her charity work(and Major was PM for less time than Bliar) not the lesser CBE that Cherie receives.
    for her charity work…

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    No honours for Tony ?? says:

    Courtesy title only though so it’s not worth much seat in the Lords

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Not really, if their’s money about in that arena then I would expect both would be knocking on the doors.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Pity. There is nothing as nice as having a subsidized meal and then getting paid a couple of hundred quid to go have a nap.

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    There is no lesser person in the UK than Blair, except his nemesis and ours, Salvator Mundi.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    A man gets a knighthood for riding a bike. A man who saved millions of lives in World War II gets an MBE.

    I think the word you are looking for Nell is ‘farce.’ These so-called ‘honours’ have been completely devalued by handing them out like confetti to ‘celebrities’ and sports ‘stars’ (who are paid professionals and have already been rewarded), not to mention timeserving politicians, civil servants and banksters. I suppose Cameron & Co think there are votes to be gained by rewarding ‘names’ (like Blair & Co did.) Sickening.

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    Eric says:

    If a rich man stands on the corner of a road in a slum and hands out free money it will always be accepted, he will never have to stop handing out money, the people will want ever more and still be poor.

    Instead all of his efforts should be put into creating a situation where he can simply walk away as his money is no longer required.

    Unfortunately the aid mentality is now rife in our political and chattering classes, you hear it from the Guardian paper reviewers, if it’s aid then it must be right and we should be trying ton give more. No we should be trying to give less, we should be aiming to end the need for aid.

    We just can’t see the wood for the trees and I think a lot of that is because the welfare system has become like the corrupt NGOs in that it encourages dependency and locks people into poverty.

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    HMMM says:

    Clinking like Italian generals, and about as much use.

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    No gong for Gordon says:

    When the Scotch become a nation they will be a Scotch ish nation.

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    Sunderland a dormitory town awaiting the arrivals of Bulgarians ,Romanians and Romas in 2013 things says:

    The award of a DBE to Margeret Beckett shows just out of touch the political honours system is one of the troughers in 2009 roundly booed by the QT audience for not a single note of contrition and a hypocrite too boot a member of the far left supposed to be against the honours system,you couldnt make it up

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    Sick of scroungers says:

    Yes you can, and they have.
    PS see Hogan Howe that chief cop in London has bagged a Sir. Will have to take it back when Mitchell is proved correct ?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    VC comes first. If you have a KBE and an OBE you only count the higher award, in this case the KBE, as you would have had to hand the OBE back to get it. Therefore the correct format would be VC*, KBE.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Norma Major did proper charity work. What was Cherie’s for? Services to Kleptomania?

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    HMMM says:

    Hogan Howes boys get a conservative cabinet minister booted out of office and Dozy (or is there more to this than meets the eye?) Dave gives him a knighthood.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Wiggins, Ainslee and Storey getting knighthoods/damehoods I can understand as they have been consistently successful over multiple olympics, and these are just upgrades on previous awards. However Mo Farrah and Jessica Ennis have only been successful at one Olympic Games, so the most that thay should have got is an MBE. So why did they get CBE’s? Is it because they is bl@ck?

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    oddly helpful says:


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    put a stop to this, cameron, you fool says:

    it would be slightly less outrageous if it was our own money that we were giving away…but we are borrowing it to give it away.
    Fucking madness.

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    Bernard Hocus-Pocus says:

    And I got a gong for services to fiction.

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    P l e b says:

    I read elsewhere that a knighthood is guaranteed for his position.
    Makes an absolute mockery of the whole system.

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    what a farce says:

    I see there’s one in Northern Ireland receiving a CBE for services to claiming benefits

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    Comedy Dave says:

    George Entwistle only just missed out on a knighthood this year. Will try again for the Queen’s Birthday.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I ride a bike but they didn’t *#€@ing well honour me.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Why should Romas go to Sunderland. What’s the point of begging on Fawcett Street if nobody’s got any money?

    Now if Binns was still open……………..

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    National Socialist says:

    This all goes to show that the Establishment is still firmly in control, aided and abetted by this rotten Parliament.

    They are pissing in our faces and there’s nothing we can do about it, no matter who we vote for at the next election.

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    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    Now we don’t have any ships.

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    God dame it says:

    I thought satire had died when Blair was made middle east peace envoy, but I think it’s dead, buried and decomposing now that Margaret Beckett has been made a Dame.

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    I hate Maggie! says:

    That’s right! I fucking hate Maggie!

    Maggie Moran and Maggie Beckett.

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    Browned off says:

    The best description of Gordon Brown I’ve ever heard is when Frankie Boyle said Brown looks like a wrinkly scrotum that’s had a sad face drawn on it. :-D

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    Beckett had better be quick,demand for ugly blokes dressed as women will drop off when panto season finishes

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    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    Plus they will be less likely to actually work.

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    French Government says:

    C’est un bon jour pour enterrer les mauvaises nouvelles.

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    National Socialist says:

    How is it possible to insert smileys and italics etc into our posts?

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    Except when he went to Afghanistan and wore that helmet,then he looked like a right dickhead.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    A quartermaster’s little joke – large helmet, small flak jacket – Little Heathrow sign and a tip off to the photographers.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Right. I’m probably sober enough from last nights’ bender to drive to The Westminster Arms now. Adios.

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I slept rough last night.

    Facing the wife.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    “How hard is it to put the seat down?” moaned my wife.

    “Roughly the same as it is to put it up,” I said.

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    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    Shut up you facking bellend

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    Can someone PLEASE tell me what a communist is PURLEEEASE? says:

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    National Socialist says:

    Is that a cryptic reply?

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    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    A Marxist is someone who believes in Slavery but doesn’t want to call it that.

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    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    The Golden Geese have already escaped.

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    One Term Dave says:

    Happy New Year to my literally dozens of supporters. I’ve been having a good think over the holidays and I’ll soon be introducing some more brilliant vote-losing policies. My fans won’t be disappointed.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Schrody – H Pants ain’t got nothing on the likes of former ‘Gaffe’ prone Barclays CEO Matthew Barrett – now he was the complete puppet on a string. Libor, Sams [inc HSBC] etc – It’s only half time!

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    Sir Bernie Hogan Bogan says:

    Funny how things turn out eh Handy? The Grand Master says Happy New Year. Jahbulon.

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    George Entwistle says:

    I was completely unaware there even was such a thing as the New Year’s Honours.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Carry – we have lots of ships – Common Purpose ‘Partnerships’ and ‘Leaderships’. Mind you most of them appear to have hit the rocks.

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    HMMM says:

    Smurf attack!

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    Gordon McRuin (to himself) says:

    Arise, Sir Hampton!

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    EU Watch says:

    Not that we needed one, but some positive noise from Europe:

    – Sounds very much like they want the thing to collapse now if the other rhetoric is to be believed. Interesting to see what the mood in Germany is on the project.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There is just the other little matter of Old Phoney ‘signing up’ to the ICC – and encouraged by of all people Cherie to do it – while Bush did not sign up to it. Brinkmanship indeed!

    Now when is Cherie going to move to indict Tony Blair under all that Human Rights stuff?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Same old, same old, more repeats than the BBC.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    And then when the EU collapses it can all be blamed on the UK.

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    jgm2 says:

    Breaking: David Cameron forced to reveal he is gay, after a prolonged campaign of anonymous abuse.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


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    Jacques Delors says:

    Oui. Nothing to do with the insane attempted creation of a United State of Europe with a single currency, the collapse is all the UK’s fault.

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    EU Watch says:

    Indeed : And no one would be too upset by that reason, UK would likely win a lot of friends.

    Which is the point :-)

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    Thought for the day says:

    Are the left capable of being honest with themselves, and if so is it in their interests to be ?

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    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    I remember being really apprehensive when I attended my first autopsy. It was on the body of a tramp whose body had laid undiscovered in a disused warehouse for over two weeks.
    “Here,” my more experianced colleague said, handing me a jar of Vaseline. “Stick this up your nose. You won’t smell a thing.”
    “Will the body be that bad?” I asked.
    “No,” he replied, “but the Pathologist’s a p-a-k-i, so best to be on the safe side.”

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    Those smart bombs sure do smart says:

    Would there not be the tiniest hint of irony if a human rights lawyer was married to a man responsible for tens of thousands of deaths?

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    HMMM says:

    No one is prepared to admit it but surely they cannot continue much longer digging an even bigger hole to bury themselves (and us ) in, Unemployment in Greece for under 24s is now 55%, 25% for the rest, and all you hear about in the msm is USA fiscal cliff. See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil about the EU.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scientific Loo Studies Service says:

    Our research team has just finished conducting a trial of the proposition that “[Mr] Osborne” posits that it is as easy to lower the seat as to raise it; ten instances of each, and the results were shocking to us– it actually requires more effort, to bend down farther to grasp the seat and to remain holding it till it shall have reached the completely upright position, than it does merely to tap the seat with one’s fingers and to let gravity take its natural course. Of course, the sound made by the seat hitting the rim of the “porcelain throne” may be a bit loud and possibly annoying to the more sensitive human female auditory system; we intend to carry out a test on this as soon as we can secure the funding. In addition, we will also conduct tests to determine whether bladder-emptying urgency has adverse effects upon the vision of the human female, rendering her incapable of noticing whether the seat is upright or in its operative state.

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    Doris Goldblatt says:

    RIP Tony Greig.

    Flamboyant former England cricket captain and television commentator Tony Greig died of a heart attack on Saturday at the age of 66, as he battled lung cancer.
    South African-born Greig had only recently been diagnosed with cancer and suffered a cardiac arrest at his Sydney home, dying shortly afterwards.
    “Tong Greig passed away at St Vincent’s Hospital of cardiac arrest at 1.45 pm,” hospital spokesman David Faktor said.

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    EU Watch says:

    It could have worked if the US process was followed a little more closely.

    The political union should have been the focus, not the currency union.

    Perhaps the logic of Rothschild does not work when non sovereign entities are involved.

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    John Major says:

    Ian Chappell’s tribute to Tony Greig is a must read…..

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    HMMM says:

    The Archbishop of Canterbury sez he won’t perform the marriage ceremony this time around.

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    The BBC is for the Union(but which one ? EU;USA or TUC ?) says:

    The BBC feels that the UK should have become the 51st state of the Union instead of joining the EU as they tend to favour USA in most of their news reporting sometimes to the exclusion of all other news and giving US related stories unnecessary precedence ..a thing that the US would NEVER do for UK related stories

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    EU Watch says:

    The signals from the Bond market are suggesting a big no to the larger hole digging approach.

    In terms of fiscal cliff, the EU does not have the same problem yet provided it doesn’t push ahead with the insane budget increase they were talking about.

    Individual member states with high unemployment and large unfunded pension liabilities though do. The UK is inclusive here.

    The EU monetary problems are more concerned with the non-manageable sovereign debt which has been built up. Now most of this has been transferred to the ECB, it would be in the interests of many to see that entity dissolved, and the debt written off this way.

    For those who did not accrue the debt directly but are now on the hook for funding it’s obligations, this would be a good outcome.

    The conditions for revolution are set, and the clock is ticking louder as each day passes.

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    Labour MPs told NOT to mention north-south divide anymore for fear of losing 2015 election says:

    An interesting view by John Denham MP reporting to Ed Miliband on Labour stategy for 2013

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Just to let you know that I have a brand new bandwagon for 2013. Andy Burnham, Tom Watson, Harriet Harman, Chris Bryant, Keith Vaz, and Peter Hain are already aboard, and ready to milk your sorrow or loss.
    We will be your shadow for as long as we can milk the situation.
    Al aboard, toot toot.

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    Sir William Gilbert says:

    And that kind of “ship” so suited me
    That now I am the Ruler Of the Queen’s Navy!

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    A member of the British public says:

    I’m quite happy to take the blame for the destruction of the EUSSR.

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    UK JobSeekers says:

    Following your parable of the lucky JobSeeker and their two and score mile walk to get a non job because the bus fare was out of reach, perhaps your bandwagon could be put to more productive use, or you could just STFU.

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    Handy tips says:

    For italics, you put, without any spaces: at the start of a sentence and at the end of it you put . Same for bold, putting b instead of i. Smileys, you just put a : followed by – and then a D, again no spaces, all together.

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    Barroso says:

    “doesn’t push ahead with the insane budget increase”.
    We will, my dear, we will.

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    US Watch says:

    Some interesting stat facts from California:

    Given the increases in violent crime in UK, perhaps worth noting.

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    Andy Hillsborough Burnham says:

    Yes we’ll be driving along the north-south divide looking for any opportunity.

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    People of Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece and some in Ireland and German tax payers says:

    We will not complain, for too long, you know how it is, ‘don’t’ do it ;-)

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    Noose Watch says:

    Did somebody say Barroso ?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    New old bandwagon still pulling the same dregs of politicians as it did for the last 13years, a new coat of paint and a few repairs still make it what it really is a sows ear.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Then naff off back to Political Betting unless you have a point to make.

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    early bird..... says:

    you make a good point Eric …clearly much aid is used to keep people alive rather than dealing with root problems … getting a country on track only comes as second and third waves of help develop.

    corruption became the norm in so many areas of aid particularly Africa and the directly funded NGO mechanism has dealt in some way with that problem but without partnership with governments aid can rarely be totally productive whatever the situation.

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    Pc Knacker says:

    hogan who how ?

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    Casual Observer says:

    Bliar is more a straw man.

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    Zero Term Ed says:

    I can’t think of any polithieth. Can I have thome of yourth?

    Ooh, it’th tho eck-thiting! I can’t believe I’m really leader of the Labour Party! I can’t wait to come thecond in 2015!

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    sarky ... sauce...goes sour says:

    quelle suprise but a mile too late…france has been heading for a tanking for some time.. it costs more than double basic salery to employ someone there…the public sector bloated way past our excesses and the black economy so large they have just confirmed what the moneymen have been saying for two years plus…outsville

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    The gulf between politicians and normal people says:

    Do drop in – there’s plenty of room for everyone.

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    In this week’s order-order your very own
    “Ed Miliband’s speech template for 2013.”

    just delete as appropriate, put on your new shiny suit, and you too can visit council offices and pass yourself off as the leader of the opposition.
    {new shiny suit not included ..see our special offers adverts – Matalan.}

    ———————–Start here ——–cut here————-

    “Last {week/month/year/decade/Tuesday/lunchtime/Millennium} I was visiting A { soup kitchen/Hospital/ School/ hostel/Labour party donor’s corporate offices/ union’s headquarters/ neighbours mansionl / animation studio} when a young {man/woman/transgender person} approached me and..with tears in their eyes, said ‘ me Mr Miliband.’

    ‘The terrible {Tory-led coalition cuts/ flooding/ teacakes / parking situation/ postal service/ obesity problem} is/are affecting me and my family. Its got so bad that I can’t even afford to {heat the home/ eat breakfast/ watch TV/ go to the gym/ work cash in hand/ take up archery/ empty the bin/ wash my hair}’

    As I go about the country, I encounter people in {shopping centres/ pubs/ nuclear bunkers/ brothels/ line dancing in village halls/ Nandos/ Glyndebourne/ the Seychelles/ MOT testing centres/ sushi bars/ Claire’s Accessories}
    And they all say the same thing.

    {Who are you?/ What did you say..I can’t understand you very well?/ Do you need medication?/ Hello David/ a quarter to five/ we need you to help save us from the predator society of Tory capitalism and lead us to the socialist producer one nation society we can only dream of.}

    These are {real people/ unreal people/ marketing and spin doctor focus group manufactured people/ people at the beginning of a severe mental breakdown/ totally made up people/ imaginary friends/ liars/ weirdos/ SPADS/ friends of the earth types/ actors}

    These…are Miliband people. And I like to think..we can all be Millie’s people..don’t you?

    {wait for chorus of applause/ interviewers questions/ rotten fruit/ laughter/ deafening silence/ embarrassed cough/ man to stack away empty chairs and turn off lights }

    ——–end————————————-cut here…………………

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    sarky ... sauce...goes sour says:

    salary …. mixed it up with celery as I shouted to the staff…they are expensive .. french exiles actually who arrived with cases of something called champagne and nice bags from a little shop called hermes..cheers

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    try this says:

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    nellnewman says:

    I do just wonder whether gordon, when he decides to step down as mp in 2015, will be opting for a lucrative seat in HoL to make up his lost income?

    Lord Gordon Brown of Failed Banks, Trashed Economy and Welfare Benefit Troughers perhaps!

    Oh and his wife will be Lady Sarah Brown, friend of every high profile 2nd and 3rd rate reality star, anyone in fact who will give her the oxygen of publicity.

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    Anonymous says:

    ppl wake up to human rights when they want to escape…..divide and rule.
    hate figures divide.
    so stop it…..there is no escaping the spiritual dimension.

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    nellnewman says:

    It’s not the gulf that has widened. It is the knowledge we, the real people, are gaining every day from the web about the venality of our politicians etc

    So leveson can silence the press if he wants but the web will continue to expose these criminals and gods with clay feet.

    Cheers Guido. Job well done! And keep going!

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    Gibe him the old Scottish title.
    Laird Fah of Uckhead

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    green ink says:

    its for certain Blair could have taken a peerage years ago but
    even now is probably reluctant to do so whilst he is still
    sat at the international table

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    What’s he said to upset all the millions of foreign-born living in the south?

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    He didn’t trash Merseyside. That had already happened during the 1979-1997 Holocaust Years. 1997-2008 were the Boom Years for us.

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    nellnewman says:

    Give brown any old title and he and his odious wife will be claiming money off the state to live in style. Same is true for bliar and the letterbox onne.

    Best we just kick them out and tell them to clear off and go and earn a proper living somewhere!!

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    good job the tunnel is £1.50 keeps the scousers home says:

    Weren’t they the Libdums years when they ran the city centre?.

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    Opposition dispatch box for 2013 says:

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    nellnewman says:

    Do tell are that 96.98 percent folks of people in merseyside busy working full time to support their nuclear families?

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    The vast gulf between politicians and normal people says:


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    Gordon Brown ..the never forgotten years...period says:

    what a c’unt

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    the book will reveal all.... says:

    u should get out more

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    HMMM says:

    For me the concept/supposition that Ed is indeed a real person is one step beyond, (hard working family).

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    Lord Rayner's Efficiency Unit says:

    Can the Thatcher fans kindly explain something to me? I’m just a little confused, you see, because you all back the proposal to give her a state funeral when she eventually passes away. Here’s my confusion: Mrs T was staunch in her opposition to the state and defined her political philosophy as one based on free, unfettered and deregulated private enterprise focused on efficiency and profits for investors and shareholders. Therefore, the very idea of a state funeral should be anathema to her, her family and all her supporters.

    Would it not be a gross insult to her legacy to give her a state funded funeral? Did she not always say the private sector can run everything better than the state? So why sully her image and her legacy by giving her a grubby Bolshevik style state funeral? In line with her principles, the funeral should be put out to tender and awarded to the consortium that offers the most efficient and cost-effective solution. The costs will be covered by Mrs T’s personal estate, and any extraneous costs can be met by private investors

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    Anonymous says:

    in the 3D world, the system mocks us.
    There are other dimensions which make us human…. The chap from japan, age 114, looks at the stars a lot. others go inwards to get the same result. everyone wants to be immortal?

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    HMMM says:


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    Very good and very cheap says:

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    The Far Right says:

    Those arrangements are best left to her family to decide.

    The stronger argument against a full state funeral would be more on security grounds. Those on the left who would try to spin some sort of PR stunt out of the event could cause trouble.

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    terminally uninformed.... says:

    thats the problem george. when I briefly mentioned honour at the cocktail party you thought I meant the blonde in the corner

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    She gets a pension and plod protection so why not says:

    Thought everybody had a right to be buried by the state, just don’t get caught out if your a member of the deceased family or live in lover, the bill will be paid by you eventually .

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    She has expressed the intention to be buried at sea, so that the left can then dance on her grave.

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    News Watch says:

    Come and have a look, deported twit,
    Come and have a look, visa sh!t,
    Coma and have a look, no college,
    One pound fish…

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    green ink says:

    priceless Bill

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:

    The Hair of the dog ?

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    UKIP - the way forward says:

    Me too!

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Surely you must know everyone has three jobs – one on the dole and two on the side. Where do you think everybody get the money to spend at our marvellous Liverpool One shopping centre. We’ve even got a small Harvey Nicks there.

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    bergen says:

    There was a tale that HM (herself half-Scottish) offered Blair, the reluctant Scotsman, the Knighthood of the Thistle, the Scottish equivalent to the Garter, but he has held out for the English honour, so far unsuccessfully. Previous Scottish PMs such as Home had the Thistle and were proud to have it. Too downmarket for our Tone.

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    Anonymous says:

    Blair wouldn’t settle for less than a sainthood.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    No-one from up here would watch it on TV let alone travel to London. We’ll be outside (weather permitting) having our street parties.

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    An interesting thought says:

    You are right insofar as it is a personal matter for her family….but I suspect that the offer would be accepted.

    As for demonstrations…there will undoubtedly be a small minority from the far left and the usual left wing commentators denigrating her in the socialist rags but I suspect that the “great and good” of all political parties would want to attend(if only to get noticed on the news broadcasts etc)and that the hypocrisy of the left will be ladled on in full measure in tributes….Mrs T is still a powerful force with a majority of the electorate and certainly Miliband would not wish to antagonise them. He’s already getting twitchy about being seen to side with the Labour heartlands in the North and suggesting that voter in the South are better off…an area he needs to win to become PM.

    (The BBC will of course be concentrating on her links with Savile in any eulogy)

    Finally a full state funeral would also entail foreign heads of state or their representatives and what self respecting UK politician aiming at office would not wish to attend ??

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    green ink says:

    To say …quote ‘Mrs T was staunch in her opposition to the state’ is totally untrue..

    she was a patriot who recognised the importance of a free thinking free enterprise culture and a firm government hand to encourage it.

    the fact that the tory’s wheels fell off 18 years in was no suprise but that was not in reflection of her lack of ability to lead but speaks more of the treachery that surrounded her after so long at the top.

    as trips go the one she made to paris that week was probably the one that did the damage..whilst she was there the mutterings went unchallenged and the suits wanted the gavel back.

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    Orville Wright says:

    If God hadn’t meant us to fly he wouldn’t have given us bicycles.

  171. 171
    Maggie says:

    I ain’t dead yet.

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    The Actress says:

    Said the Bishop to the clueless.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Thanks for pointing that out. We’ll have to make sure we have the right lyrics when all of us up here are dancing to the tune of “Ding Dong the Wicked Witch has Gone”.

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    The Far Right says:

    State recognition will of course happen but the full shebang may be a little lower key than befits her true legacy.

    The current leadership across all parties, one suspects, would prefer not to have her memory resurrected: in particular Cameron. Not because there is anything to be ashamed of on her part, but more as the spotlight of shame will become brighter for themselves.

    Given that most of the world leaders who were her peers during that era are no longer with us themselves, it will be interesting to see who will attend.

    The BBC eulogy will be interesting, but for all the wrong reasons.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Wise move – we wouldn’t want a K in the dock for war crimes.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    My shoelaces are threaded through coins to use in the chocolate dispenser.

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    green ink says:

    agree with you regarding funeral ..that is a family matter.

    given that many would respect what she did.. recognising that plenty of things were not so good but that she moved the country forward in one long reasonably consistant direction creating an economic platform the labour government were able to spend 13 years destroying.

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    Wilbur says:

    Duck !

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    green ink says:

    thats me handbagged…

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    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    isn’t he friends with the papal noncio ? …

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    nellnewman says:

    And the two on the side being black market!!

    No tax paid there then!!

  183. 183
    Teresa May says:

    Yankee Go Home

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    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:

    we’re on it

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    So OBEs are recycled?

    Who said that the Monarchy is expensive and wasteful?!

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    I. P. Daily says:

    Very true. I would not waste my piss, pissing on their graves when they are dead.

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    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    LibDems should remember it was they who put the Tories in power not the British people.

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    nellnewman says:

    I suspect Mrs T will pay for her own funeral much as she did for her own food, provided her own ironing board and iron, paid for the cleaning of her no10 flat and then paid the bill for her son’s rescue etc – all whilst she was in no 10.

    More than can be said of gordon who even complained that he had to pay for his bacon and eggs whilst in no 10 whilst twatson and mcbride were raiding the no10 cellar of it’s finest wines! gordon thought the taxpayer should foot his food and wine bill at all times!!

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    nellnewman says:

    No the British people voted in such a way as to bring about this coalition.

    Might have been a different outcome but let’s face it labour weren’t prepared to offer even a toilet cleaning job to the libdems – so their loss as they say!!

    Just let’s hope that the electorate learns to vote more tory next time!

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Beckett would make an excellent pantomime horse.

    Either end.

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    Anonymous says:

    we should all become monarchs of our own lives.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    The Beeb, for all it’s pro-EU bias, rarely reports what is going on in the EU Parliament. They have no interest in allowing us to engage in the political process we are supposedly a part of. We are just here to pay the TV tax and STFU.

    It is beyond a disgrace, it is an almost total failure to ‘inform’ us, as in the BBC’s remit.

    As for covering the USA, it is simply lazy journalism at it’s worst, taking any old news feed just because it is in English.

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    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Funny. I wish you stood for parliament in my neck of the woods.

    Who, in the name of sanity, could ever take serious let alone vote for the reconstructed hooter?

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    cryptic says:

    it did … Cat’s tastes better treatment

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    You idiot.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mrs T is immortal, she did it her own way.
    bambi on earth will remain a hated figure…. when will he learn the lessons of immortality?

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    jgm2 says:

    Right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes has revealed he turned down a CBE in the New Years Honours.

    Guido Fawkes, said the accolade would have been for services to “tittle tattle”but he did not believe right wing political bloggers should get honours.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    +1 Best laugh I’ve had all day

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    I. P. Daily says:

    I would not give him a seat in an outside shit-house!

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    cryptic says:

    he didn’t begrudge it and it was a herculean task that deserved the credit

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    nellnewman says:

    Absolutely!! Mrs T ‘s memory for self respect and independence will long outlive labour’s for state dependence and troughing!

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    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour insiderblog says:

    our new updated great unwashed surge is growing day by day … its bubbling away deep within bunter’s nether regions and will be bursting forth vaz style
    as soon as the panto season opens in the commons.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    It’s unconstitutional, so they’re going to change it slightly. The socialist nutjobs are still intent on pushing it through.

    Thinking about it, this is one good reason to cheer on the regressive left in other countries. They drive out the talent, while here in the UK we welcome that talent with open arms.

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    nellnewman says:

    And here I was thinking it was gordon brown who turned down a knighthood because he would have had to give up his lucrative mp non job that brings him in £100’s f thousands a year!

    After all to this miserly scotsman – money is everything!!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    There’s only one thing better than honour.

    In ‘er.

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    Anonymous says:

    it appears that americans spend £5 per person on the presidential elections. we spend 50p per person at general elections.
    . are the americans greedy? are we misers?
    . are the americans off their head and we are grounded.
    …no matter what,outcomes remain unchanged.

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    Wot Tayler says:

    Bread and Circuses mate; lots of circuses and very little bread.

  209. 209
    Wot Tayler says:

    Don’t forget “Lord” Pressscttt

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    here she goes again.. says:

    pick some new phrases nell

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    Ronnie says:

    Me and Maggie had some sweet nights of hot passion!

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    EU Watch says:

    One question as yet unasked, and for sure unanswered about the EU is what happens when the status quo of peace becomes too expensive to maintain ?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Fewer unemployed, fewer public sector jobs, more private sector jobs. Labour have an uphill struggle in 2015. Yet they crippled themselves by voting for Ed. Labour will end 2015 with fewer seats than they have now.

    2020 could be interesting, if Labour have a decent leader by then.

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    Synic says:

    Clearly every school should have an armed security guard, and an armed headteacher. Then every class and teacher. Then every individual child. They should all have automatic weapons and as much ammunition as they can carry.
    Obviously none of these will be gun loving nutters.
    The more guns there are the safer everyone will be.

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    perspective says:

    can’t remember the exact numbers but think they spent
    $6.5 billion on the elections but $8 billion plus on halloween night

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    confused.... says:

    was that the stepford twostep ?

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    incoming.... says:

    we send messages attached to missiles ?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    On sparkling form today Bill!

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    golli says:

    Its doing no such thing. Government will rewrite the law to placate the Constitutional Court and table it in the New Year. The Socialist Hollande came to power after stating that he “hates the rich” (but loves to take their money of course).

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:

    迷惑我们, 他说 不要拐弯抹角

  221. 221
    Fish 'n' Chips says:

    We start saving the fish !

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    EU Watch says:

    Like directives ? ;-)

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    Jimmy says:

    “Would it not be a gross insult to her legacy to give her a state funded funeral?”

    Perhaps, but I don’t think that’s a good enough reason for doing it. Still, with her talented and charming offspring in charge of the arrangements it’s bound to be a tasteful affair. Sponsors’ logos on the coffin anyone?

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    I cannot forgive Blair and Brown for teaching me how to hate

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    My Penis is bigger then your penis says:

    Quite so. I really enjoyed our local Boxing day shoot. It felt so good blasting away at the pheasants. Shotguns are just great, spraying out lead shot and hitting a bird nearly every time. Very satisfying.

    I can fully appreciate the thrill I would get with a semi-automatic.

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    US Watch says:

    Well that is the liberal left hyperbole, the figures though are not speaking directly to school security: That is a different issue.

    The reality appears to be that in the US it is the gun free zones which have the bigger problems with firearms related homicides, and increasing ownership reduces overall crime – likely the deterrent effect.

    Curiously no one is mentioning this to loudly:

    RC Soles was a leading anti gun senator who retired some time back.

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    OK. 我知道,当我舔!

  228. 228
    Keep Up at the Back says:

    Clearly viagra costs much more in the States. Oh, sorry, elections…

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    Sleepy Hollow says:

    And yet their elections are much more frightening

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    Gun Watch says:

    Semi-auto’s are not suitable for shooting game bird: You need shot for a reason.

    Can be useful if you are going for deer though, but only if you cannot be arsed to reload yourself.

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    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    Labour will do just fine in 2015. I’m personally boosting the UKIP vote with my Gay Marriage proposals, and that will result in the loss of many Tory marginals.

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    Marine says:

    The EU parliament is just a front.

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    Then you have less hope of seeing your coins again than we have of seeing our gold.

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    Lawd Fat Prezza says:

    I factually blockbailled im on Paulene’s advise.

  235. 235
    Teresa May says:

    Yankee, please f*ck off, there’s a good chap.

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    Reality Watch says:

    Lock yourself in a room with lots of news clips and music from the 80’s, let freedom, love and the Iron Lady replace the messages of hate and loathing those goons pumped out.

  237. 237

    OK. That’s enough! Choose your statutory instruments!

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:


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    Mine's nearly 4" long now says:

    I was thinking more of peasant shooting actually.

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    A whole decade of the complete absence of the Labour party – whether of the red or blue variety.

    Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven!

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    US Watch says:

    How about we do a trade. We have here one very used Piers Moron. Will you take it back ?

    + Be careful not to upset our confederate friends ;-)

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    Joseph Biden, VPOTUS says:

    I can’t wait for Maggie Thatcher’s funeral– maybe I’ll get another chance to see my hero, Neil Kinnock, from whom I stole all my best material!

    Good Lord, that didn’t quite come out right, did it, but you all know what I meant. It’s one of the perks of the job as the Veep that you get to travel around the world to funerals and meet all your heroes– wait, I’m pretty sure that didn’t come out right, either…

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    EU Watch says:

    Like Section III of the Hague Convention of 1907 ?

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    The "Special Relationship" is an illusion says:

    Well done Teresa ole girl. That’s the most sensible thing you’ve said all year.

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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    Midlander says:

    Er, actually, it was pretty dire. There were terrible levels of youth unemployment.

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    That’s a bit pointed, isn’t it?

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    Meanwhile says:


    A British man has reportedly been detained in Mauritania amid reports that he was trying to join up with an Islamic terror group in the Sahara desert.

    Suppose they mean one from the sub continent who came to enrich our multicultural bollocks.
    May he want for a bacon sandwich, and water.

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    Maybe. But I had difficulty in recruiting staff at the time.

    Do people go to the jobs or do they wait for the jobs to come to them?

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  252. 252
    BBC editors says:

    Sssh. We know you want stories about Hugh Grant’s hacked phone and not the imposition of a crypto-communist totalitarian regime upon you.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Actually, Guido deserves a knighthood for his services in inculcating healthy scepticism into the public discourse. But, unlike Elton John, he’d probably need to accept it under his “secret identity.” Somehow, the idea of Kings Charles or William inviting “Guy Fawkes” to the Palace might perhaps work, you know, to show they’re good sports about the whole thing, but The Old Bat? I don’t think so:

    “Arise, Sir Guido!” Let me try to visualise it– nope, ain’t working; it’ll never happen.

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    Sow far, sow good says:

    Hazel? Harriet? Eagles? Rachel? Emily (thornbury)? Jack (dromey)?

  255. 255
    Bernard Delfont says:

    Cheap too, as there would be no need for stage make-up etc.

  256. 256
    Pakistani fish seller says:

    I had to spend several hundred pounds on my non existent college course :-(

  257. 257
    Expat Geordie says:

    I see that there is one over there who has got the BEM for Services to Bushmills.

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    We used to call these type of bastards, traitors, but I suppose we’re not allowed to use this description anymore.

  259. 259
    James Bond says:

    Could he have been an agent who had his cover blown ? Time may tell.

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    common sense not common purpose says:

    Why do they insist on calling some of these arrested terror suspects British when they weren’t born here and arrived relatively late?

  261. 261
    Expat Geordie says:

    Of course, the Wicked Witch, CBE, is a scouser.

  262. 262
    Kebab Time says:

    Who needs a point as long as you are first

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


  264. 264
    Expat Geordie says:

    Okay, ilets. bgive. it a try :-D

  265. 265
    Expat Geordie says:

    One out of three. Where did I go wrong?

    Relevant answers only, please.

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    EU Watch says:

    The Treaty on European Union Article 50 is perhaps a better place to start.

  268. 268
    Expat Geordie says:

    I thought that we used the words “post mortem” here, not “autopsy”?

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  270. 270

    92 HMMM
    Cock head attack

  271. 271
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    This is wonderful news and all going to plan.

    I shall be most upset if the Tories poll over 30% !!!

    Labour keeps lead over Tories and Ukip gains point in Opinium/Observer poll
    Ed Miliband’s party maintains 10% advantage, with Conservatives on 29% and Liberal Democrats on 8%

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    fnar fnar says:

    ufcucking genius.

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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    grubby pants says:

    My hewo!!

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    Expat Geordie says:

    In the 1980’s teenagers could always get a shop job. By teenagers I mean sixth formers, and this gave them a useful income (none of this EMA bollocks like there is now), a proper work ethic and work experience. Even in the north east you could easily get a “student” job at Morrisons, Asda, et al. In fact, that was my job title at Morrisons – Student.

    Today those jobs aren’t there. My local Tesco and Waitrose does still take on “students”, but Asda prefers foreigners.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    I would be delighted to attend state funerals for Kinnock, Blair and Brown. Simultaneously or individually. I’m not fussed.

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    King Turd of Shit Mountain says:

    Another week gone.

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    See this got hit by the automated symposiarch.

    Here is something I wrote before, not out of bitterness but practicality (in case you did not see it):

    I have been out of the business for 12 years now. But, even in the last seven days, I have had personal contact at this level because I was raising issues of under-performance, not the Conspiracy Theory purposes that you are likely to associate that with. Six years ago it was the same with HSBC.

    That is not to say I excuse the Libor fiasco. It was everything I left the industry for. True, I am not exactly short of a bob or two but I never made the kind of money that some of these guys made – which I could have done by swallowing my principles and staying in. I am not complaining. I would not have it any other way.

    But let me state quite clearly that I still see qualities of leadership and greatness in some of these people. You cannot paint everything using one brush.

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    Ѕее thіѕ gоt hіt by thе autоmatеd ѕympоѕіarсh.

    Hеrе іѕ ѕоmеthіng І wrоtе bеfоrе, nоt оut оf bіttеrnеѕѕ but praсtісalіty (іn сaѕе yоu dіd nоt ѕее іt):

    І havе bееn оut оf thе buѕіnеѕѕ fоr 12 yеarѕ nоw. But, еvеn іn thе laѕt ѕеvеn dayѕ, І havе had pеrѕоnal соntaсt at thіѕ lеvеl bесauѕе І waѕ raіѕіng іѕѕuеѕ оf undеr-pеrfоrmanсе, nоt thе Соnѕpіraсy Thеоry purpоѕеѕ that yоu arе lіkеly tо aѕѕосіatе that wіth. Ѕіx yеarѕ agо іt waѕ thе ѕamе wіth HЅBС.

    That іѕ nоt tо ѕay І еxсuѕе thе Lіbоr fіaѕсо. Іt waѕ еvеrythіng І lеft thе іnduѕtry fоr. Truе, І am nоt еxaсtly ѕhоrt оf a bоb оr twо but І nеvеr madе thе kіnd оf mоnеy that ѕоmе оf thеѕе guyѕ madе – whісh І соuld havе dоnе by ѕwallоwіng my prіnсіplеѕ and ѕtayіng іn. І am nоt соmplaіnіng. І wоuld nоt havе іt any оthеr way.

    But lеt mе ѕtatе quіtе сlеarly that І ѕtіll ѕее qualіtіеѕ оf lеadеrѕhіp and grеatnеѕѕ іn ѕоmе оf thеѕе pеоplе. Yоu сannоt paіnt еvеrythіng uѕіng оnе bruѕh.

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    Graphic Designer says:

    I have no doubt whoever photoshopped that must have PTSD after having to google those images, imagine having to merge two pictures of a giant bellend.

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    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    The problem is our political classes “Welcome” the shit too…

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    Fish Watch says:

    But you did make quite a bit on the song, and sold quite a few fish though.

  284. 284
    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    To hide the fact that immigration especially islamic immigration has been a total disaster for the U.K.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I’m sorry…..

  286. 286
    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    If guns don’t make people safer when is the state disarming?

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    @EG. You are right. If someone was without a job in the 1980s and were able bodied there was always something for them to do to earn money if they were prepared to do what was necessary. My organisation employed young people and many of these proved their worth so well that they went on into management and senior management.

    I selected many of these myself. I told them all the worst sides of the job first. They could not go home until all the work was done as the customers had to be satisfied. At certain times of the year, the hours would be long. But if they did not mind that, they would get an extra month’s pay in June and December. The workshy were frightened off and the good ones responded.

    None of this clearing your desk at 4:30pm and walking out of the door spot on 5:00pm.

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    His Lardship John Prescott says:

    I’ll have the Kung Pao Shrimp, thank you…

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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    The withdrawal method is not always safe and can lead to considerable frustration.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Of course, I’d forgotten that. Maybe it’s because ordinary scousers don’t wait to be invited to help yourself to whatever you want!

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    Saffron says:

    What a load of crap I read on here from some posters and they know who they are.
    1) this country has too many immigrants looking to live off us.
    2) we have the most irresponsible bunch of politico’s who don’t know what the people want,gay marriage,cammoron give it a feckin rest.
    3)gongs for all and sundry including slotgob and other celebrities such as Margaret Thomas a Beckitt of caravan fame,we are feckin joking with this one.
    The country is awash with debt and all the MSM are talking about is crap.
    Delors is talking about it won’t be so bad if we leave the EUSSR,what the feck changed his mind all of a sudden.
    The current frenchie president who wants to tax the rich job providers at 75% is now on the back foot.
    Finally folks can I predict that there is only one force that will bring this EUSSR failed project down on it’s knees and it is:-.

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    EU Watch says:

    So Section III it is then.

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    Young Pup says:

    @SC: I remember those days and working to those rules myself.

    The manager used to joke with us about ‘not being able to get the staff’, but we all pulled our weight and did get fairly rewarded for efforts put in.

    If you were willing to work, life under the Iron Lady was great.

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    Anon says:


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    Shit Stabbing Marriage says:

    You’re so in front of Guido.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m watching new blockbuster Jack Reacharound.

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    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:


    There’s no single people of Europe, but Peoples.

    No Demos, No democracy, no future.

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    Weak Dave Camermong, Chicken-Necking and Snapping Fingers says:

    Talk to the hand, girlfriend, cos my moon face ain’t listening! (cue whoops and cheers from lobotomised audience). It’s all about the gee-to-the-ay-why marriage, that’s what gets the votes, you hear me? (more applause) It’s my way or the highway, girlfriend, and my way is the bi-way!

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    That picture has been around for a few years it has however been removed from Google images , rather like All live ammunition was removed from our troops when the knob head payed a visit to Bagram

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    @YP. Good to hear it!

    Positive approach will always win against negative (in business at least – politics is different so it seems!)

    I would also suggest it also keeps most people healthier.

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    Socialist Workers Party says:

    Capitalism has brought misery and inequality to millions. We need to replace it with collectivism based on fairness and justice. Cap all salaries at £10,000, ban all non-essential goods and services. Everyone will work for the community and the greater good. There is no need for competition or profits in this world. Cooperation and equality will bring harmony and satisfaction.

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    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    The burden of this Blame is a working economy.

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    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    Government reorgs are mostly about hiding accounting “irregularities”.

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    Young Pup says:

    @SC: +1000 You are 100% correct.

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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    I rather liked Article 62 of the Treaty of Rome 1958.

    Pity they tried to “improve” it.

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    Oh ffs says:

    La La land is next door, mind your head as you remove your straight jacket.

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    Here's looking at you, Skid says:

    Of all the gutters in all the world, you had to crawl into ours.

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    Oh yer... that turned out well says:

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    Point of information says:

    Isn’t ‘socialist worker’ an oxymoron ?

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

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    Usher says:

    Shhhhhh! Would you like a bottle of fizzy orange?

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    The Index Finger says:

    Good point.

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    Ivor Biggan says:

    made a dame for servicing caravans

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    Latest Nigel says:

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    confused....the chinks have landed says:

    can I just have a 69 with egg fried please

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    Kier Stuermer says:

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    Ivor Biggan says:

    absolutely fabulous – you always see what you want to hear
    best wishes

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    Socialist Workers Party says:

    Abolish private schools, they’re elitist, abolish savings accounts, no one needs to earn interest, ban competitive sports, they promote inequality. Let us unite under the principles of cooperation, brotherhood, mutual respect and caring. Together we can be one. Mother Earth is our protector. Peace for all.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I remember it from our previous ‘discussions’ – save to say that the vast majority of blokes who get chosen as CEO’s of the major banks & Corporations in the CofLon are what you can call ‘safe hands’ – they can be relied upon to d-o a-s t-h-ey a-r-e i-n-s-t-r-u-c-t-e-d to do ‘cos all they care about is their narcissism and remuneration contracts – to “Steer the ‘ships’ along the chartered courses” – if you get my meaning.

    Last week I pinged up a comment about Glover of the DM asking why no bankers have been put in prison … Glover and his hack ilk are part of the problem.

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    I.E. Fucked.

    In all the nasty ways and none of the nice ones.

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    McRuin and Camoron, the Double Act says:

    You can see examples of our fiscal policies starting at one second and ending at 15:17

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    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    I too would like to say I’ve heard the One Pound Fish song.

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    Casual Observer says:

    How does one go from getting rid of everyone that arguably does some good to the utopia of collectivist one worldness ?

    Oh – I get it, you don’t, but you are meant to think you do.

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    Pol Pot says:

    I agree.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Congratulations Sir How-High shall I jump [Jester style] – you now are in the van with the likes of Lord Condon. The van by the way, is heading straight over the cliffs.

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon boys.

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    Oh ffs says:

    Peace for all, shouldn’t that be, Piss over all.

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    Ed Milipedes Near Years Resolutions says:

    What should be put down other than getting a new shadow chancellor ?

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    Socialist Workers Party says:

    Lift the cap on immigration. All are welcome.

    Abolish the armed forces. For true lasting peace, we don’t need a war machine. Put the money intended for defence into foreign aid. Let us help our brothers and sisters across the globe.

    Give early release to all criminals. We will never solve the crime problem by locking people up. No one is beyond rehabilitating.

    Enshrine Sharia Law so that our muslim brothers and sisters can practise their faith without the obstacles of our elitist and racist laws.

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    We have some common ground in that it is my belief that the majority of these people are not up to the job. That includes the banks, the regulators and the politicos who framed the rules.

    Where we differ is over the cause. You seem to see it as a sinister conspiracy with evil masterminds twiddling dials.

    I see it as a gigantic cock-up where so many people have been promoted way beyond their abilities and that having happened, they believe they are it because they have got there rather than how they have affected their areas of responsibilities, for better or for worse.

    Yes, there are unseemly deals. Always have been always will be. But there is no brain out there that is clever enough to achieve what you think they can on a global scale. I know this from having dealt with so many of them.

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    這還不如寫在中國的 says:

    最后,您唯一被赎回的羔羊。是的,毕竟有一个逃路。 (出埃及记13:13)

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    Oh ffs says:

    I don’t know what your on, but if you have any left you could make a fortune down by the Palace of Westminster

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    Blair Witch (Cherie) says:

    I trust indeed that you’re being somewhat satirical and facetious. However, on the off chance you are not..please go fuck yourself with those ideas.

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    Olympic Terrorist ? says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And we’ve heard your effing “one nation” drivel for far too long now eddie boy – put a sock in it – you marxist mongrel.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    you mooders are takin de pisse.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Off with Kier Starmers head.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Come and join the FibDems !!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The idea is to pit brits against moslems – now who would benefit most from that eh and quietly laugh as they have for decades while they milk it all financially?

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    Socialist Talker says:

    I am thinking of marketing arse ring flavour crisps

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is she related to the Booth – who assissinated Abraham Lincoln?

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    EU Watch says:


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    EU Watch says:

    Delores offers a green light to UK, but looks like the lights may be going out in France next year:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Alky Campbell diary of 2007 / Martin Bell < NOT Independent but controlled by Alky / Tatton Neil Hamilton election / fraud / silence of the free press etc etc pg 163 +

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    The yawning gulf between politicians and normal people says:

    Knight knight.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    You are Ken Livingstone and I claim my 5 quid

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    D Mail 28 Dec 2012 pg 4 Ahh Chilcot’s been postponed “again”

    quote – save for [square brackets]
    “… Reg Keys [who ran in the election against Blair was “shadowed” all the time by Martin Bell supposed independent!!!], whose son Lance Corporal Tom Keys was killed in Iraq in 2003 aged 20, suggested the delay would diminish its impact. [Chilcot report]

    The Chilcot inquiry was set up three years ago to get to the bottom of former prime minister Tony Blair’s decision to join the US in war against Saddam Hussain in 2003, and conduct until the withdrawal of British troops in 2009. … resistance … releasing key papers … transcripts of phone conversations between …”

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    Anonymous says:

    when john birt’s son is a muslim and so is tony blair’s…..ppl in the know are larfing. those in the know are a collective. want to gain? become a collective.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    So Alky is a psychotic nutter of the Hack kind and Martin Bell a put up job by Alky is a fucking bellend wanchor ex journo – well, well, well!

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    @BW / @SC:

    I agree with @SC on nearly all details here.

    The major enabler for the fraud and wrongdoing was the deregulation of markets and apparent abdication of moral / ethical responsibility by senior banking management. This occurred simply because the cost of playing by the old rules became uneconomic.

    The fiasco surrounding Lehmans and the Credit market, which triggered the main collapse in 2007/2008 has its roots going back to the early 90s. Prime mortgage availability in the US ran out, and Lehmans wanted to somehow keep their business model running. They did so by enabling banks to write mortgages to subprime folk, and sold junk securitizations to rich fools around the world.

    Since governments had deregulated and were not paying attention, dangerous instabilities grew up which nearly took out AIG: It was at that point something needed to be done, and Lehmans was shut down. The rest since has been a painful unwinding of the mess which broadly was centered on this activity. This unwinding has about another 8 to 10 years to run.

    The only conspiracy was one of keeping the show running, and if there was any political collusion it was to undermine the wealth of the purchasers: Power politics always trumps economics in the US.

    If the show had come to a halt, we would likely be involved in a global war at present.

    As @SC rightly points out: cock up on a grand scale is the largest cause here. Even our monarch didn’t get a convincing answer when She asked economic professors how the problem was missed.

    The only grand ‘conspiracy’ type stuff going on would be tied to power politics.

    Assassinations to help swing oil deals, attacks on places like Kish, sanctions and war against oil producers who decide to price in Euro’s etc. (to keep USD supreme), manipulation of Gold market and dodgy transactions in the sovereign debt markets fit that bill. Anything looking or smelling like a BCCI also counts.

    When it is understood that the US military are the largest single consumer of oil on the planet, most of the oil related activities above are no longer conspiracy, but can be viewed as simple strategic decisions.

    Other than that, manipulation of oil price close to the US election time, and the insanity of political coercion in Europe is the rest.

    Anything else is just standard good intentions gone wrong.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Bell was the political Trojan used by the left to slay the Tories over the fabricated Hamilton scandals.

    Alky was involved, but then so was Clifford (who coerced the false ‘victim’ to go to the police/papers – judge made a note about that in his summing up when jailing her), and Grauniad / BBC were somewhat mercenary in their coverage.

    guardianlies dot com has all the details you need.

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    Carny Watch says:

    Further proof that Canada is a fascist state, god knows what will happen at BoE next year:

    NB: Tim Horton’s is like a really sh!te Canadian coffee chain, like ‘Starbucks on a very bad day with only instant coffee’. They pay their predominantly ethnic minority workers badly and are awful. They do not take Visa card either.

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    Jimmy's Rightie Quote Of The Day says:

    “Then [Butch] retracted the retraction, saying: “Not everybody is UKIP is racist!” Can you believe it? I’ve taken that very, very personally.'”

    [Nigel Biggles MEP, Daily Hitler]

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    Silver Darling says:

    Heard it? You’re a £1 fish yourself, you dozy herring .

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oi! How did I get pulled into this one?
    Not so much that I would disagree with the sentiment (not how it’s expressed, for obvious reasons, you see), but it woulda been nice to ask me first!

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    Energy Watch says:

    So it looks like wind farming was a waste of time after all…

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    Rt. D Cameron says:

    (But no one say a word to the Ugandan’s – Ok ?)

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    not a machine says:

    Re William the conquers new terms and failed Tory golf set (although for the sake of balance socialists play golf in good numbers also)

    I hadnt quite thought of our history in those terms and it being the precise cause of a new underclass peasentry although I can see some elements clearly work against ability to earn and be free , so to speak in a cock up financial crisis . The notable thing missing in this argument is , the stability of our currency in everday useage up until about 1900 , and the prosperity that that enabled , despite near non existence communal services that brought some efficencies that were chargable .

    Its a big subject with some historical pros and cons , but very difficult to consider as you can make all sorts of half baked judgements about educated classes and serfs , which are at best generalisations with a cruel viewpoint ,rather than what was possible or how it really worked being understood . I dont blame William the conqueror for not getting mains electric in as soon as doomsday book was completed.

    I perhaps would begin any thinking of new economic theories along the lines of , you cant take it with you and that money is the root (note root and not sole) of evil . Which this financial crisis is showing us all ,once again . In my view there is a pre to this financial crisis and it is to be found in the minds of those people who so corrupted certain systems , for personal or group franchise gain . You perhaps cannot legislate for the actual moment someone decides to pull a very large ammount of wool , over a very large number of peoples eyes , the trial is always post actual actions .

    The corrupt politicians bit is an interesting angle in terms of so making legislation about the economy work against , the family basically being the self sustaining unit , fully agree with that way of looking at it and the increasing benefits surfdom as more take at the top in finance , tricks and gaming , but I dont believe in socialist systems , they flunk/bust in other ways.
    Is there a perfect system… ? I will put it this way , when I go into town and do my shopping in the market , I buy from the local fruit and veg merchants , the money transfers to his stall , him and his workers , some goes to the council for rent , some to the whoesaler , some to the exchequer . My stall holder does a good job , people come to him , he makes a living . Lets say my income comes from making handbags , I have trade in town but have trade outside of my towns economic zone . It is this relationship of intra and inter that I believe has been taken away from us , why are we not manufacturing our own clothes or shoes ?? Some products have always been imported mainly foods , but pretty much everything else we use should be made in the UK .
    The argument then goes what is one persons work worth ? If you have ever to had to get a job done as a team , and one of your crew is not pulling his/her weight , you soon hit the none paypacket part of economics .

    What I think may have historically happened , is that the unions made inter manufacturing uncompetative and the labour goverment ended up doling out money to keep the imbalance going , until manufacturing started getting wiped out and imports provided , national balance sheet improvements and long term enslaved benefit class .As you say they have corrupted it together along with a finance engine .

    It by no means answers in full , how a family spends and earns in a life time , with what we may term as freedom , but a good place to start must be spending and earning within our currencies boundries , preferably without a trade union to act in its own interest . The unions acted in there own interest in the 60s and 70s and we went bust . The start point of the individual in new models is false in my view as you have a youth where you are family dependent and perhaps an old age . Again though this new model with the benfits underclass is undermining goverment in the end as the actual spending and earning cyclical process is weakend .

    Labour basically have totally messed up 25yrs of peoples lives and freedoms since comming to power in 97 and it taking 10yrs since they left office to put the economy partially right . I say partially , as I dont beleive they have got the economy right , yes some good important ones , but still not able to articulate why this new model is not working like the traditional one did . Bankers may well be telling Osbourne , er look here this out of the EU thingumy , is going to terrible for the city , I dont know if Osbourne is eurosceptic he has never said , but the city is surely taling about it being terribly bad , as we are paying for the debt they rubber stamped , so what Osbourne is in fact listening too is people brokering power and ensuring Osbourne keeps everyone paying for the debt , which will no doubt be a tort topedo for the submarine. If the city is worried about losing EU financial trade , I dont know why ,it all appears to be debt to me , you tell me how do you earn six figure bounus , when you trade increasing ammounts of debts until it goes bust , I am not worried at all about losing that sort of banking trade , its has erm proved to be a very expensive loss leader for the tax paying working class . Besides if the ones who oversaw the corruptions with labour , bellyaching , let them go to Frankfurt and bugger their economy.

    If Osbournes thinking is just to cobble back together what was there before 2008 , he is utterly misguided , as that also assumes Labour had made a glorious economic model … I know you have fine dining and good govermental mangerial speechs , but you have to admit that system allowed , white collar crooks in groups political and financial to conspire , to make the whole nation pay for there greedy gains , which if my understanding of ecnomics is correct , is not how it is supposed to be ..

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    not a machine says:

    This is another example of how Labour , ruined the economy , I blew my fuse on wee dougies claim that bio fuels would take the equaivalent of a 1000 cars off the road and his devious calualtions in whitehall speak of Oil equivalents …
    big scientific bamboozal for investment vehicles for bankers , that turned into all the debt , do you see like in windfarm turbine life (would be one of first questions any private investor would ask ) never even was reported or tested by government , just write the spin and the cheque and we pick up the tab .

    I know I supported wind , but whole enrgy policy has been unscientific since 97 and Ed Davy hasnt exactly improved matters . Tell me whats the job description for energy minster these days ,,, must have ability to blather on about CO2 targets and not mention utilisation or complete re think ….

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    365th – yes, get in!

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    oops, leap year this year, wasn’t it?

    So, 366th – yes, get in!

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    A communist is one that believes in a true meritocracy, non-nepotistic generationally, and community and society. Don’t get confused by “communists” from time, whatever you do.

    Have a read of Aldous Huxley’s book “Brave New World, if you are still confused, or even”Logan’s Run” from that other author who I can’t remember the name of at the moment.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Makes always laugh is the one to “public service”. Don’t we all do that, one way or the other?

    Give me a gong Lizzy – lick-lick!

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    …and see Frankie Boyle missed out again this year. Now that is a true crime.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    nine times three is the what number…

    Bravo – have a star.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Moderation is the way to facism.

    Keep it up Guido, and keep the moderation well down – don’t bow to these tory slags in 2013, with their goebells.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    oh gawd – another Charles Dickens chapter! Too late in the night to get through that lot.

    Song, for fellow labour supporters everywhere, happy 2013, but not it seems it will be – riots on the streets of northern Cameron’s England they predict, those councils in Liverpool and Newcastle and cleggless Sheffield, they predict?

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Noticed yesterday the lahndahn-centric beeb only put up the story for about five minutes, before it was demoted from their headlines.

    In that case, the ManchGuardian them, even if they are not based in Manch anymore,

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    @not a machine.

    Can I say your user name is very ironic. You’re not fatty Pickles or one of his nepotistic relatives, are you?

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    Now then.. says:

    Serves him right for making HM jump out of a plane wearing pink knickers.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Should you be calling yourself the Right Honourable Cee David the Cee, by now?

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Vid for you Dave Cee, to press my case, from fellas from just down your road, friend,

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    Quiet here tonight – must ‘ave frightend off all those yanks, and no doubt those ozzies…

    Limeys and pommes – my arse!

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    Now then.. says:

    Too small; nothing less than a whole neighbourhood.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is on it's way. says:

    ladies too from up east don’t like the cut of you jib, either, friend,

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    Now then.. says:

    Gewgel iz yur frend

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    Now then.. says:

    “I’ve been taking lessons from the British people”.

    That explains quite a lot….

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    Now then.. says:

    Ah well, no doubt we have shoulders broad enough to withstand all that rancour which will doubtless follow. Probably won’t stop us all going to Europe for our hols – even though we might have to change our almost worthless pounds into six different currencies again as we criss cross borders.

    Bring it on.

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    Now then.. says:

    Quote: We are going to slash your benefits by 50% – plus we are going to raise the lower tax threshhold by 12%. Unquote.

    That may have been it…

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    Now then.. says:

    Quote: We are going to slash your benefits by 50% – plus we are going to raise the lower tax threshhold by 12%. Unquote.

    That may have been it…

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    Now then.. says:

    How did that get repeated down here?? Most peculiar!

    re Grieg: He is now ‘out’.

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    Ex-Rat's arse says:

    Brilliant Mr Quango! :)

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    albacore says:

    Parliament in its ivory tower
    Relies entirely on its wind power
    Flatulence synthesised into an art
    Every single M P a compleat fart

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    Now then.. says:

    That is where they get the cash to buy the tickets to waste their time waving flags and watching something called “The Reds” – which explains everything in just two words about the place.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    HA-HA – told you Guido the DM and the beeb follow my eccentic, blue sky thinking, latereral thoughts, warbelings. As beeb as reposted here, at ten past five this morning, which they noticed me, paranoidically me thinking, maybe….

    Jeezuz! I must be a fool to give them journalists a free lunch. But I suppose immitation is the best flattery, ey Guido, ey MI fever too?

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    Now then.. says:

    Cathy Ashton tried that in the 1960s – and look where she has finished up!

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    Now then.. says:

    It’s only footballers nowadays that manage 110%

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    Now then.. says:

    An estate agent with his roof blown off in the desert. How apt!

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    S’pose I should say all. I went to a trick cyclist years ago, when I was an RAF serviceman, in the lesser ranks, and he concluded to me I was a great man, but I suppose eventually…

    Vid for aircraft, british but with lines between it’s message,

    Ja, eine luftwaffe unt dwt ja?

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    gwt even, ja?

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Bugger it, a song for my La Tene/Halstatt hidden genetic instincts, from past time, knocking me for six, when I was six, in the late 1960’s,

    Know my to today family below a thousand feet still sruggling with low life – brings allergies on. Mountains for me, even if there is a possibility that I will get avalanched with snow, looking after goats, as my alp ancestors.

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Even if it is from the Pyranees – had a great time in La Formigal, years ago, just on the Espania sidem not far from Pau, and Jaca.

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    Now then.. says:

    Was he not shot and wounded whilst standing in his glaring white suit on a balcony doing a piece to camera?

    Pity the marksman had not allowed a bit more for the wind factor.

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    Now then.. says:

    Trutherbot, get in touch with Guido then. (He doesn’t take Visa either).

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    OOPLA! El Formigal even, signora San Sebastien, Basque….

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    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Signora? Miles off again, senorina..


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    Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching Off To War says:

    According to her Wikipedia entry, she IS related to the stage Booths.
    Although, with her and hubby’s religioso bullshit (even though RC), you’d be more likely to guess the Salvation Army Booths, if put to it.
    Although Tony is quite the drama queen himself, even if only having married into the Booth family.

  407. 407
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    My old Italian penpal always used to call me Thomas, as french call me Thoma, rather than my first name, and it took me a while to realise that, when I watched above that, bella Isabella Bruini from Sennegalia, Ancona, taught me a lot of Italiano, oh yes, mi permetta di insegnare la lingua a sufficienza, per essere veramente bene nel mio paese.

  408. 408
    Di Rear says:

    Shock Horror!!!! According to the Daily Wail, thousands of Police have second jobs, and the slimey Keith Vaz is investigating……Oh the irony!!!!!!!!!!!

  409. 409
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    well, Isabella used to pronounce it Thomiis, acshually…

  410. 410
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    gawd – someone has woken up – well done Di Rear. Managed to get off your wife, have you?

    Keith Vaseline is a slippery character, isn’t he, and I am labour!

  411. 411
    Voteukip says:

    Trades unions are also elitist and tribalist. Should we get rid of them too?

  412. 412
    Voteukip says:

    Definition of a fascist state. One that doesn’t take Barclay’s Visa card.

  413. 413
    Voteukip says:

    Many write works of fiction.

  414. 414
    HMMM says:

    Don’t fancy venturing out today, the wind is howling and hailstones are battering on the windows and it’s still only December, must be that Global Warming again! [sic].

  415. 415
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    S’pose you all guess who is Cameron, and Clegg next to him, and Gorgous George, ey, sunshines?

  416. 416
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    and of course who is me….

  417. 417
    這還不如寫在中國的 says:

    我要问,揭示了亚洲的连接。 (中国综合症,也许?)

  418. 418
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    You pussy – take your dog for a walk you lazy arseole.

  419. 419
    Captain Ramius says:

    Then give me 115%.

  420. 420


    Thank you for that which came through after I had retired but is an excellent summary of what happened.

    The only problem is that we have to piece it together because no authoritative person can go in and establish the complete picture which is multi-disciplinary, defying the specialist approach that mankind has bred for the last century.

    I have long been convinced that we suffered more than we knew from the disappearance of the polymath and that accordingly since then no organisation, private or public, has been able to develop joined up thinking. One of the reasons that I am interested in the David Deutsch approach is that it mitigates against the perceived necessity of that view. Deutsch’s heterodoxy in this approach opposes every circle of organised thinking which exists today in any field you care to name.

    Clearly, I speak as a former industry person who used my interest in philosophy to instruct my approach to what was my alarmingly rapid career progression. I was worried about being promoted above my level of competence and this fear actually motivated me to be far more enquiring than my colleagues which in turn elevated me further. The industry leaders of recent times have mostly not suffered from any such fear, swallowing their own poisonous propaganda faster than a drunk can empty a bottle.

    With the abdication of ethical responsibility which you so accurately describe, my role in my own industry became redundant. I recognised this and walked away rather than become tainted by it.

    Your remarks about power politics are worthy of note and whilst I am a very interested observer, I cannot claim this to be an area of expertise. However my intuitions, developed from my accomplishments in my proven areas, suggest to me that you have called this one correctly in the main.

    On your forecast of unwinding time, I am even more pessimistic than you by a factor of two to three times, not a small margin but a gulf. I say this because I see a series of sticking plasters being applied rather than a root up solution. Probably the situation has gone too far for that anyway.

    How can tomorrow’s leaders in banks or in politics even begin to develop an approach that has some basis in ethical theory given the current moral wilderness? The very air they breath is contaminated.

  421. 421
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    talk a crapper bag with you mind.

    Victoria Stilwell – mmm um mmm fucking mmm. She can bounce on my old bones, oh yes.

  422. 422
    jgm2 says:

    Tory money men & Guido Fawkes tell David Cameon to get a grip (and ditch his Eton chums)

  423. 423
    HMMM says:

    I haven’t got a dog, and it’s spelt… arse hole.

  424. 424
    Gideon says:

    Why only take the equivalent of 1000 cars off the road when you can force 1000 actual cars off the road and live it up at the workers’ expense ?

  425. 425
    Thatcher's so old, her pussy is haunted says:

    Tory scum
    Tory scum
    Homophobic Tory scum
    Secretly take it up the bum
    Fucking right wing Tory scum

  426. 426
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Who won joke of last week? I put money on myself with the Jimmy Ess one – this one, requoted,

    “As you can see Prime Minister, there is not much left of Savile to take him to court”

  427. 427
    Thatcher's so old, her pussy is haunted says:

    The Poll Tax was splendid!

    It got rid of Maggie! :-D

  428. 428
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Tories are nice creatures,
    ok, tend to hunt.
    After foxes on horsies,
    the bunch of cees.

  429. 429
    The North-South Divide says:

    You’re obviously living in the wrong part of the country mate…its bright sunshine and dry where I am although I have to be honest and say its was “bucketting” down all yesterday so you may have a point

  430. 430
    PC Reginald Dedman (ret.) says:

    Not like that never used to happen.

  431. 431
    It'll be a bloody sight worse under Labour says:

    AND things only got worse from then on in……until finally Labour busted the economy and we’re all now paying for it…….for the next 20 years

  432. 432
    Thatcher's so old, her pussy is haunted says:

    In fairness, Thatch wasn’t all bad. She did do a few good things.

    Expanded home ownership.

    Took on the unions. I agree – Union bosses are scum.

    The one time she went to war was on legitimate grounds.

    She wasn’t a warmongering psychopath and habitual liar like Tony Blair.

    She wasn’t Tony Blair.

    She wasn’t a socially inept and bullying freak like Gordon Brown.

    She wasn’t Gordon Brown.

  433. 433
    HMMM says:

    I’m not living in the wrong part of the country, I’m living in the wrong country.

  434. 434


  435. 435
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    oh lord, a pedant. So what? What do you think of Victoria S was my main point?

    Luv her myself. Almost to the point of stalking, if myself was not so much of a lazy bugger, But she would like that, won’t she? them types always do, being so dramatic always.

  436. 436
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m honestly convinced David Cameron does not fart.

    He just holds it in, and it comes out as drama.

  437. 437
    Gordon Brown says:

    Last night, I enjoyed a double bill at the local film theatre in Kirkcaldy. I watched Jack Reacharound, followed by Skyfall In Real Terms. It was splendid. I bought a jumbo popcorn for one, which was a prudent purchase. Some of the other people there complained when I picked my nose but they were just bigots.

  438. 438
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    fuck off then – sling your hook.

  439. 439

    How much brandy is there still left in Wexford?

  440. 440
    The tosser in no. 10 says:

    Get a grip on myself ? That’s what I’m all about.

  441. 441
  442. 442
    jgm2 says:

    Right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes explains very lucidly why the Conservatives are doomed

  443. 443
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    She was a chopsy cornershop gossiping arse small brained girl from near Lincoln though,

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    Ahhh, poor tat mis­ses Billy. Diddums

  445. 445
  446. 446
    Addie Tuptoo-Weir says:

    And which dumb schmuck did you get to pay the double bill ?

  447. 447
    Tim Montgomerie says:

    The fifth biggest obstacle to the Tories getting anywhere in 2015 is Cameron – this man couldn’t win a raffle.

  448. 448
    First Time Poster says:

    I am 93 years old and have always voted Tory, even for Thatcher and I often wish I had not done, But I will never vote for them again, unless we pull out of the EU, stop given aid when we can’t afford too, be a lot harder on immigration, just like America and Australia, and any MP that swindle us is put in prison. If we don’t change I will vote and help Ukip.

  449. 449
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will win the 2015 election!

  450. 450
    The tosser in no. 10 says:

    My plot to install Ed Millionaireband as PM is coming along nicely.

  451. 451
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Since some torys about here are starting to get me, a level playing surface, especially with the chance Scotland becoming a colony of Norway, and Wales of Republic of Oireland, with their Father Jack left footers. If I makes Eton make up from them Tom Brown’s Schooldays, it will be good work, I concure.

    Song for my types, ok, a bit self-indulgent, I’ll give you that torys, but it is Sunday, so need some sort of religion here, for our sundays, non-shopping – melt,

  452. 452
    A Surbiton Skinhead says:

    I was a life-long Tory voter, but I’m also the “Squeezed middle”. Everything they’ve done has cost me money. I hate to say it, but I was better off under Labour. Vote Tory again? Not me – I may as well cut my own throat.

  453. 453
    HMMM says:

    I have come to the conclusion that lib/lab/con and variations is just a slightly differently flavoured artificial pot noodle, so who cares?.

  454. 454
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Notice the last few seconds, when an obvious tory dropped their hymn book in an attempt to spoil the performance, with daggered eyes by the artist of song and harp with that.

  455. 455
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    There can’t be enough money in the HoL, otherwise he’d already be there.

  456. 456
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Whenever I hear “Surbiton”, I think of Sham 69, on top of the pops…

    or Siouxie from Bromley, Kent,

  457. 457
    :) says:

    Byddwch yn dawel, fy ffrind! Mae paned o de, traed i fyny, cerddoriaeth melys, a myfyrdod.

  458. 458
    Cherie says:

    Over here luvvies………..

  459. 459
    One Term Dave says:

    Patten for BBC Chairman, Sants and Hogan Howe for knighthoods. As ever, my judgement is impeccable.

  460. 460
    Abu Qatada says:

    What an excellent analysis and perfectly put, Guido Fawkes.

    DC is a dead man walking because as you conclude he has not actually realised any of the principles he declared. The gay marriage issue is the looniest flagship policy I have ever heard. It seems there are between 3-4 million gay/lesbian people in the UK – and that included those who have had a ‘single experience’. They are not the Tories natural constituency – and there are at least 7M weekly Church goers and millions more Moslem, Hindu followers he’ll have infuriated.

  461. 461
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Let’s form a new party, for the new age, and let the olds shag their own arseoles. Good suggestion HMMM?

  462. 462
    這還不如寫在中國的 says:

    困惑,他说,不要使气而身穿铠甲的笑话 – 它很快变得很臭。

  463. 463
    grubby pants says:

    You thick taffy twat!

  464. 464
    Did I Miss Something Here? says:

    Since when did he change his surname from “S*t*a*i*n*e*s” to “Goodman” and start editing “ConservativeHome”?

  465. 465
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    What we mainly want to know my friend, after all is said and done, after the cows have come home and all that, have you still got all your teeth?

  466. 466
    jgm2 says:

    ‘ Four factors conspire to make a Tory majority an outright impossibility ‘

    One factor actually, the tories have not solved Britains problems preferring to continue the politically correct, game playing social democratic consensus politics which has bought Britain to the edge of chaoe.
    Focus on gay marriage, continuation of overseas aid, failing to reform the public sector , failure to control the deficit, acceptance of quo which has stolen the savings of pensioners and savers, presiding over an overvalued and dysfunctional housing market, manipulation of the eu issue, failure to reform welfare, more uncontrolled immigration, sucking up to eco nazis the tories have not addressed any of the big problem s facing this country.
    That is why they deserve to lose and will lose.

  467. 467
    HMMM says:

    How many times, it’s arse holes.

  468. 468
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    in scotland

  469. 469
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    twll dy dyn – google translate it.

  470. 470
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    your man hole??? – google isn’t always perfect, I suppose. : )

  471. 471

    Cameron won’t make it to the end of the year , Poll’s suggesting that people think he is a useless twat , that does not know what he is doing , his own party questioning his judgements MP’s writing to him with concerns of civil unrest , the media baffled by the lack of content in his new year speech , (no mention of Europe , no mention of his big policy gay marriage) The rise of popularity in UKIP
    now also being criticised for giving honours away like confetti to able bodied athletes while forgetting the disabled who won twice as many and have to work twice as hard Cameron is toast before the end of this year

  472. 472
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    oh you tories are so base, and so easy to wind up, fiching rod.

    Never hear me fucking swearing, in my own languge, y fwrch – OOPS!

  473. 473
    One Term Dave says:

    These problems are easy to sort out with my super-smooth PR skills.

  474. 474
    Just Asking says:

    If benefits are to be cut for shirkers, could we start with Gordon Brown?

  475. 475
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    AH! rhywyn yn siarad cymraeg, ond o’r y parti tory o Nghymru fi yn fecking credu. Twll dy dyn ti hefyd, y gont ponse diawl!

  476. 476
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh goody

    A looney Leftie is visiting us from the Guardian.

  477. 477
    HMMM says:

    Nicely summed up (arse holes).

  478. 478
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    Victoria Stilwell – would you smash it mun? I would smash it.

  479. 479
  480. 480
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    I get it now HMMM, you reside in Ireland these days. Sorry pal, us welsh are always slow on the uptake – we have an A level in it, but don’t tell Gove, for fuck sakes!

  481. 481

    It would take until 2050 to sort out what Labour got wrong. And we have not even started to go in the right direction yet. Given their client groups, we possibly may never point there, let alone get there.

  482. 482
    Run to the hills - 2013 is fast approaching says:

    You forgot the biggest reason of all:

    This has been the most incompetent government in living memory.

  483. 483

    You really a a prick
    Just because someone isn’t sucking Cameron’s cock , they must be a lefty
    Lets hope you get to marry Rupert before he goes
    Twat !

  484. 484
    HMMM says:

    You have only got an attention span of about two minutes though, so I will take that comment with a pinch of salt.

  485. 485
    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


  486. 486
    HRH Duke of Edinburgh says:

    Her Majesty and I have spent much time reading the dreadful stories attached to the pictures oh Handycock in the link above. When is this crook, spy and pervert going to be arrested, tried, and put in jail? B*gger the Grand Master and his protection, this man should be in gaol and the key thrown away.

  487. 487

    格温多林 诺瓦克

  488. 488
    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


  489. 489
    Expat Geordie says:

    He was hit by mortar fragments actually.

  490. 490
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To SC & CW – I have read your comments now please look at what is or should I say who is ‘gluing’ together all the frayed ends of the wrongdoing. The legal fraternity in all its guises are the master deceivers with their rhetorical jargon. Legals wrote up all the ceo contracts – to entrap the ceo’s for a pay-off come rain hail or shine. If you extrapolate the hands of the legal fraternity everywhere in our dialy lives you will then hopefully twig that you need to be able to call the shot on duplicitous lawyers and their ilk.

  491. 491
    Energy Watch says:

    The whole green energy debate has been a complete sham. There are some initiatives / ideas which do work and have been worth pursuing, but this wind issue, frankly, takes the biscuit.

    I never found out myself why exactly the American’s had by and large abandoned – figuring perhaps the wind farms built were perhaps just put in the wrong place.

    To be fair, Trump sounded a bit of a loon with his complaints about Scotland, but that did set the whiskers twitching: He generally does know what he is talking about and only has strong views about things which he knows are usually bad ideas.

    The energy payoff looks good on paper: That the turbines themselves only work properly for 10 years before needing replacement otherwise they become uneconomic now makes sense.

    This will have an even bigger impact for the farms at sea: I do not see it being economic to replace the generators, or even repair one if it breaks, given the facts.

    From the ECO point of view, how much CO2 does it take to make a wind turbine generator, compared with the 10 year CO2 energy payback it gives ? May explain why it has put energy bills up, rather than down.

  492. 492
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    And the only bearing that has on this is it added credibility to the propaganda during his campaign for election.

  493. 493
  494. 494
    這還不如寫在中國的 says:


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