December 16th, 2012

Read Guido’s Daily Star Column

starIn this week’s Guido column:

  • Who can blame Sally Bercow for being back on the sauce?
  • How are ex-cons Lord Taylor and Lord Hanningfield raking in thousands from the taxpayer still? As for Baroness Uddin…
  • Christmas party season reports for Clegg, Cameron, Osborne and Balls, plus the grandest politician of ‘em all: Chuka
  • The gay marriage questions scaring Maria Miller…

All for just 90p..


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Looks good, will pick up a copy.

    • 5
      Your friendly local cop shop cum newsagent says:

      I hope you’re going to pay for that.

      • 14
        Max Clifford says:

        90p!? Forget it, I’ll read it free online tomorrow.

        • 79
          Anonymous says:

          Just looking at a picture of the front page here gives me nausea.
          I suppose for a fat Mick it might be considered a literary achievement to be allowed a column next to putrid Hasbara dross by God’s Uebermenschen in their pleb-rag.

    • 6
      Sally Back on the Sauce says:
      • 17
        Daily Star Front Page says:

        Shocker! Sally gets off on vibe all night!

        • 25
          Punternet Customer says:

          I still probably would though. It’d take a fair bit of cooking lager but I probably would.

          • He who no longer posts says:

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            Lydia Clinic

            St Thomas’s Hospital
            Lambeth Palace Road
            Greater London

            SE1 7EH

            Clinic: 020 7188 6666

          • I'd rather go down on Dianne Abbott says:

            Poor sad fucker.

          • He who no longer posts says:

            Nearest STD Clinic to Hackney
            Clinic name:

            Sexual Health Clinic

            Lower Clapton Health Centre
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            Greater London

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            Clinic – Appointments: 020 7683 4103

          • Punternet Customer says:

            Poor sad fucker? Well, er, yes…. not everyone can splash out £200 nicker on a tart, my budget’s about £50 all in so at least with Sal i’d get change for the booze, kebab and mind bleach.

          • Those were the days my friend says:

            Lydia Clinic?

            I think you’ll find they have renamed that to Lydia Dustbin recently.

      • 37
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Who’s picking up Farter-Fuck’s bill?

      • 51
        Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

        It ish chrishmush after all.. HIC!

  2. 2
    • 3
      The Crown Prosecution Service says:

      We have found a creative way to foul the prosecution up so that Mr Huhne has to be let off. We’re waiting for a big news story to break so that we can smuggle this decision out quietly.

      • 53
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Given that the media seem to take 14 days off over Christmas, December 24th about 3pm is a good time to release bad news like HMV’s latest trading figures, profits warnings…

    • 7
      Aricolza Narzole says:

      How can anyone seriously tout this parody of a human being as leadership material ?

      • 16
        Huhnes the name says:

        Sally Bercow gave me an alibi. We were shagging at one of Max Cliffords parties. Rolf was there as well as Jimmy and Prine Harles.

    • 10
    • 12
      LibDem Judge perverts the course of justice. says:

      “Met ex-Energy Sec Chris Huhne in Commons, who confirmed that prosecution against him will be dropped next month”

      • 15
        Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:


      • 43
        Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

        The leak to the judge, Huhne not submitting a plea, Huhne’s mate putting something on twitter and then withdrawing it all part of a plan to get them both off. Pryce is as bad as he is, she was quite happy to go along with it all until she found out he was shagging Trimington and then she takes up with another criminal in McShane.

        What a wonderful politcal class we have, Uddin, Huhne, Pryce, Miller, Hughes, Kennedy the drunk, McShane, Clegg, Teather, Laws, Archer, Blair, Brown, Abbott, Smith… the list is endless and we wonder why the country is in a mess.

        • 64
          Blowing Whistles says:

          The MET police have a ‘golden opportunity’ to prove beyond all doubt that they do work in the best interests of the public … but just what is preventing them from arresting and indicting so many criminals?

          Is Britain actually being run as a judicial tyranny – behind all the flim flam and spin?

    • 20
      ooo err says:
      • 33
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        I told you the Grand Master would fix it for you Chris and he has. A brilliant move, using a masonic judge to ‘accidentally’ pervert the course of justice, he will have to apologise of course and that will be the end of it. Brilliant. Boaz.

    • 63
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Having read the text of the article – not so fast with yer dropping of it.

      The article states of Huhne “…the first Cabinet Minister in history to be forced from office by a criminal prosecution …”

      Well lets hold on a minute there BECAUSE Huhne was NOT a Minister at the time of the ‘alleged’ (?) act – He did not therefore have Ministerial immunity of any sort when one goes back to the timeline of what the laws were at the time of the Act of perverting the course of justice.

      If Kier Starmer and his legions of legals [DPP > CPS] cannot honestly point to the above then there are very serious issues of the laws being bent to favour politicians who break the law contrary to the rule of law. The rule of law is ‘touted’ as being that which we all come under – and now they are going to prove that the rule of law is a big fat lie if the case against Huhne is dropped.

      The legal system is thus bringing itself into disrepute with the public.

      If anything Huhne, Pryce AND, Constance B should all be up before the beak.

    • 99
      fitzfitz says:

      … the link has been downed, chaps .

  3. 4
    Just wondrin says:

    Yewtree latest arrest
    How many male uk artist have achieved platinum sales?

    • 8
      Just wondrin says:

      Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal: Cops arrest world-famous pop legend

      15 Dec 2012 22:00
      Platinum-selling star was on paedophile list along with the shamed DJ

    • 9
      Just wondrin says:

      Just wondrin says:
      Your comment is awaiting moderation.
      December 16, 2012 at 10:47 am
      Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal: Cops arrest world-famous pop legend

      15 Dec 2012 22:00
      Platinum-selling star was on p4edop hile list along with the shamed DJ

    • 27
      It's Wonderful to be Young says:

      Possibly a musician who was friends with Savile, Boothby and associated with the Krays ?

    • 45
      Numpty Mirror says:

      No yewtree arrests, investigation happening, Mirror misleading.

  4. 11
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    That Awkward Moment when David Cameron tries to be funny..

  5. 18
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Will there be a follow up story in the DSS to the ‘Vermin in Portsmouth’ article of last week?

  6. 21
    He who no longer posts says:

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    • 24
      It won't matter a jot! says:

      • 35
        He who no longer posts says:

        European elections 2014

      • 52
        Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

        Farage on his soap box,

        Speaks a bit of sense I think.

        (divide and conquer – divide and conquer – divide and conquer)

      • 55
        Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

        Song for Nick, who I have heard he likes this event, since I have also heard, he lives nearby,

        Odessa is in the Ukraine, by the way, for those without a world atlas, unlike Nick. He has his good side, am always ready to give someone a chance, meeself.

        • 56
          Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

          (divide and conquer – divide and conquer – divide and conquer)

          : )))

        • 84
          Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

          Crimea too, for those charge of the light brigade amounst us, going up the wrong valley, like a bunch of over-educated fools, thinking they know better.

    • 40
      Ed Millionaireband says:

      Hehehehehe… and our postal votes will finish off the baby eaters once and for all!

    • 54
      Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

      They’ll never win a seat in Londistan with whites in the minority.

      • 57
        Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

        There are parts – Golders Green? Islington? Hampstead Teeth?

      • 60
        We were never asked says:

        Londistan is a lost cause and needs to be walled off from the rest of the UK, thanks to the muppets who keep voting Labour.

  7. 22
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Gerard is really at it this morning .

    Unlike the French PM he does not have a conviction for abuse whilst in public office public office.

    And who has paid the most taxes in the past ?

  8. 23
    Anonymous says:

    If you can avoid vomiting, Piers Morgan has got his moral compass out, his target a Medical Examiner struggling after dissecting the bodies of 20 small children in the early hours of the morning and struggling to deal with the media, Morgan’s scents the chance for flaunting his ego, building ratings and saving his career. If I was a yank I’d try and kick Morgan out the country.

    • 28
      Arianna H's edible hamster says:

      The American’s are beginning to wake up to this. CNN ratings have been very low since he has joined, and they have noticed that he is a schmuck.

  9. 26
    David Cameron says:

    “He knows what he’s doing; he just doesn’t care. Osborne is not an economic illiterate; he’s worse – a moral illiterate”

    So true and that is why I selected him as Chancellor Of The Exchequer.My secret weapon to assist in losing the 2015 General Election for the Tories.

    • 31
      Those Aussie DJ's are still at liberty says:

      Osborne has selected Carney as the new independent Governor of the Bank of England .

      Carney has already started posting comments that fixing an inflation ceiling of 2% is not important in the grand scheme of things.

      Just as you cannot fool all of the people all of the time you cannot have high inflation and low interest rates forever.

  10. 29
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Guido Fawkes,right wing political blogger: if UKIP support stays at this level, Mr Cameron chances of forming an overall majority government at GE2015 are zero.

    So what’s new,Guido ?

  11. 32
    Whatever happened to that 2% ? says:

    CON —– 28% down -3%
    LAB —– 39% down -4%
    LDUMBS – 9% down -1%
    UKIP —– 14% up +6%

  12. 34
    Whatever happened to that 2% ? says:

    CON —– 28% down -3%
    LAB —– 39% down -4%
    LDUMBS – 9% down -1%
    UKIP —– 14% up +6%

  13. 41
    Fishy says:

    Harman the hypocrite strikes again. Changed her tune somewhat from when she was supporting PIE.

    Of course this has only started since 1st may 2010

  14. 49
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Wound Ali C up again have you Guido?

    So what if Gove is one of your bumpals, I don’t mind – it’s a free country. But I think Gove is a right spannerhead myself.

  15. 58
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    David Cameron is a “One Term Prime Minister”, I’m sick of copying and pasting this comment.

  16. 62
    Bluto Schpaper says:

    And that one term is ‘continuity Brown’.

  17. 65
    old lady says:

    Like to say something about the other interesting mover and shaker.Me thinks is this the first asian pm in the making. KV a very caring man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 77
      Bring back the Raj: says:

      Guido Fawkes‏@GuidoFawkes

      Vaz. Ambulance chasing solicitor turned ambulance chasing politician.

    • 78
      Anonymous says:

      Subject to his next nervous breakdown.

    • 93
      Curly from Camden says:

      No dear, sorry you are wrong. There are already lots of P**ksta**i Malcontents all over the place. The one to whom you refer is nothing special.

  18. 66
    Why is Julian Assange keeping keeping confidential Knowledge we should all know about to himself says:

    What I would like to know from Farage is how is he going to arrange repatriation of all non Uk citizens when he becomes PM 2015 ?

    • 67
      Bluebottle says:

      What will he do about the Bank of Santander who are now in every High Street in the country.

      They are infidels and have no money too.

  19. 68
    Rob Roy says:

    To scupper Barrusco and his mates what is Farange’s plan to exit the EU?

    If he takes England and Wales out of the Union that will just leave Scotland in a bindin union with Europe .

    Surely this must be his favored cost effective solution ?

  20. 80
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    What do they teach them these days in thems closed private public schools Guido? These torys have as much sense of humour as a wet mac in the middle of winter in Pembrokeshire.

    • 81
      Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

      From same location, Jo Rowling and her Deathly Hallows,

      I like Jo I do, and nooo, not in that way – ok yes – always liked speccy wimmin, alright!

    • 82
      Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

      Heard they got a load of german serviceman from the nearby Castleman tank firing site to be in those boats. OK, so they were an army german tank regiment with their tiger panzers – alright!

      • 83
        Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

        oops – Castlemartin firing range even – but they could speak english, even the ones that came from original East Germany. Good boaters too, considering, above the U surface.

  21. 85
    Lord Lupin says:

    I wouldn’t read the Star if they gave me 90p.

  22. 96
    Geordieboy says:

    What happened to all the Euro’s Gordon Brown bought with the gold sale? Don’t say the value is the same as shit paper.

  23. 97
    fitzfitz says:

    Constance. Constance Briscoe .

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