In this week’s Guido column:
All for just 90p..
BBC Says Sorry For Newsnight Help For Heroes Report | BBC
Lineker Blows £15,000 of BBC Licence Fee on Taxis | Mail
Ian Katz to Newsnight | Speccie
Press Groups Slam Obama Administration | Bloomberg
Don’t Panic’s Bafta Panic | Speccie
Loverson Lawyer Helped Write Report | Mail
Twitter $10 Billion IPO in 2014? | Seeking Alpha
BBC Leveson Coverage Let Down Public | Guardian
Len McCluskey’s “Inaccuracies and Innuendos” | Staggers
BBC Still Buys Guardian More Than Any Other Paper | Commentator
Former Newsnight Editor Tipped For Return | Guardian
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Looks good, will pick up a copy.
I hope you’re going to pay for that.
90p!? Forget it, I’ll read it free online tomorrow.
Just looking at a picture of the front page here gives me nausea.
I suppose for a fat Mick it might be considered a literary achievement to be allowed a column next to putrid Hasbara dross by God’s Uebermenschen in their pleb-rag.
Shocker! Sally gets off on vibe all night!
I still probably would though. It’d take a fair bit of cooking lager but I probably would.
Nerest STD Clinic name:
Lydia Clinic
Address:
St Thomas’s Hospital
Lambeth Palace Road
London
Greater London
Postcode:
SE1 7EH
Telephone:
Clinic: 020 7188 6666
Poor sad fucker.
Nearest STD Clinic to Hackney
Clinic name:
Sexual Health Clinic
Address:
Lower Clapton Health Centre
36-40 Lower Clapton Road
London
Greater London
Postcode:
E5 0PQ
Telephone:
Clinic – Appointments: 020 7683 4103
Poor sad fucker? Well, er, yes…. not everyone can splash out £200 nicker on a tart, my budget’s about £50 all in so at least with Sal i’d get change for the booze, kebab and mind bleach.
Lydia Clinic?
I think you’ll find they have renamed that to Lydia Dustbin recently.
Who’s picking up Farter-Fuck’s bill?
£10 says Bercow J will try and put it through his expenses
It ish chrishmush after all.. HIC!
As we all predicted the chris huhne case is to be dropped
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2248747/New-Chris-Huhne-storm-Lib-Dem-judge-tweets-Prosecution-dropped-month.html
We have found a creative way to foul the prosecution up so that Mr Huhne has to be let off. We’re waiting for a big news story to break so that we can smuggle this decision out quietly.
Given that the media seem to take 14 days off over Christmas, December 24th about 3pm is a good time to release bad news like HMV’s latest trading figures, profits warnings…
How can anyone seriously tout this parody of a human being as leadership material ?
Sally Bercow gave me an alibi. We were shagging at one of Max Cliffords parties. Rolf was there as well as Jimmy and Prine Harles.
Something to do with this. i suspect.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388158/Chris-Huhnes-wife-Vicky-Pryce-told-judge-speeding-deception-8-years-ago.html
“Met ex-Energy Sec Chris Huhne in Commons, who confirmed that prosecution against him will be dropped next month”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2248747/New-Chris-Huhne-storm-Lib-Dem-judge-tweets-Prosecution-dropped-month.html
Good!
The leak to the judge, Huhne not submitting a plea, Huhne’s mate putting something on twitter and then withdrawing it all part of a plan to get them both off. Pryce is as bad as he is, she was quite happy to go along with it all until she found out he was shagging Trimington and then she takes up with another criminal in McShane.
What a wonderful politcal class we have, Uddin, Huhne, Pryce, Miller, Hughes, Kennedy the drunk, McShane, Clegg, Teather, Laws, Archer, Blair, Brown, Abbott, Smith… the list is endless and we wonder why the country is in a mess.
The MET police have a ‘golden opportunity’ to prove beyond all doubt that they do work in the best interests of the public … but just what is preventing them from arresting and indicting so many criminals?
Is Britain actually being run as a judicial tyranny – behind all the flim flam and spin?
Is that a deliberate typo in the word judicial? Sounds like it….
I told you the Grand Master would fix it for you Chris and he has. A brilliant move, using a masonic judge to ‘accidentally’ pervert the course of justice, he will have to apologise of course and that will be the end of it. Brilliant. Boaz.
Jahbulon boys.
Jahbulon your Royal Highness. Mahabon boys.
Having read the text of the article – not so fast with yer dropping of it.
The article states of Huhne “…the first Cabinet Minister in history to be forced from office by a criminal prosecution …”
Well lets hold on a minute there BECAUSE Huhne was NOT a Minister at the time of the ‘alleged’ (?) act – He did not therefore have Ministerial immunity of any sort when one goes back to the timeline of what the laws were at the time of the Act of perverting the course of justice.
If Kier Starmer and his legions of legals [DPP > CPS] cannot honestly point to the above then there are very serious issues of the laws being bent to favour politicians who break the law contrary to the rule of law. The rule of law is ‘touted’ as being that which we all come under – and now they are going to prove that the rule of law is a big fat lie if the case against Huhne is dropped.
The legal system is thus bringing itself into disrepute with the public.
If anything Huhne, Pryce AND, Constance B should all be up before the beak.
… the link has been downed, chaps .
Yewtree latest arrest
How many male uk artist have achieved platinum sales?
Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal: Cops arrest world-famous pop legend
15 Dec 2012 22:00
Platinum-selling star was on paedophile list along with the shamed DJ
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Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal: Cops arrest world-famous pop legend
15 Dec 2012 22:00
Platinum-selling star was on p4edop hile list along with the shamed DJ
Oh No !
Not Elvis Presley.
Possibly a musician who was friends with Savile, Boothby and associated with the Krays ?
No yewtree arrests, investigation happening, Mirror misleading.
That Awkward Moment when David Cameron tries to be funny..
Yer, ‘cos you’re the biggest joke in town by far.
Will there be a follow up story in the DSS to the ‘Vermin in Portsmouth’ article of last week?
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European elections 2014
Farage on his soap box,
Speaks a bit of sense I think.
(divide and conquer – divide and conquer – divide and conquer)
Song for Nick, who I have heard he likes this event, since I have also heard, he lives nearby,
Odessa is in the Ukraine, by the way, for those without a world atlas, unlike Nick. He has his good side, am always ready to give someone a chance, meeself.
(divide and conquer – divide and conquer – divide and conquer)
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Crimea too, for those charge of the light brigade amounst us, going up the wrong valley, like a bunch of over-educated fools, thinking they know better.
Hehehehehe… and our postal votes will finish off the baby eaters once and for all!
They’ll never win a seat in Londistan with whites in the minority.
There are parts – Golders Green? Islington? Hampstead Teeth?
Londistan is a lost cause and needs to be walled off from the rest of the UK, thanks to the muppets who keep voting Labour.
Gerard is really at it this morning .
Unlike the French PM he does not have a conviction for abuse whilst in public office public office.
And who has paid the most taxes in the past ?
If you can avoid vomiting, Piers Morgan has got his moral compass out, his target a Medical Examiner struggling after dissecting the bodies of 20 small children in the early hours of the morning and struggling to deal with the media, Morgan’s scents the chance for flaunting his ego, building ratings and saving his career. If I was a yank I’d try and kick Morgan out the country.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/piers-morgan-slams-connecticut-m-e-extremely-disrespectful-totally-inappropriate-laughing/#disqus_thread
The American’s are beginning to wake up to this. CNN ratings have been very low since he has joined, and they have noticed that he is a schmuck.
“He knows what he’s doing; he just doesn’t care. Osborne is not an economic illiterate; he’s worse – a moral illiterate”
So true and that is why I selected him as Chancellor Of The Exchequer.My secret weapon to assist in losing the 2015 General Election for the Tories.
Osborne has selected Carney as the new independent Governor of the Bank of England .
Carney has already started posting comments that fixing an inflation ceiling of 2% is not important in the grand scheme of things.
Just as you cannot fool all of the people all of the time you cannot have high inflation and low interest rates forever.
Carney will only as ‘independent’ as his masters at Golbergsicks allows him to be.
Guido Fawkes,right wing political blogger: if UKIP support stays at this level, Mr Cameron chances of forming an overall majority government at GE2015 are zero.
So what’s new,Guido ?
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/
CON —– 28% down -3%
LAB —– 39% down -4%
LDUMBS – 9% down -1%
UKIP —– 14% up +6%
Must have been posted in the shredder (again)
http://tinyurl.com/3fnogpg
CON —– 28% down -3%
LAB —– 39% down -4%
LDUMBS – 9% down -1%
UKIP —– 14% up +6%
Oh yes that’ll be the party with no name.
I will challenge the twat of a Prime Minister to call a General Election without delay.
The comedian aka David Cameron has lost his bottle.
Too much spin, too little bottle.
Harman the hypocrite strikes again. Changed her tune somewhat from when she was supporting PIE.
Of course this has only started since 1st may 2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2248839/As-David-Cameron-rejects-automatic-blocks-online-porn-Deputy-Labour-Leader-Harriet-Harman-bitterly-attacks-latest-broken-promise.html
Wound Ali C up again have you Guido?
So what if Gove is one of your bumpals, I don’t mind – it’s a free country. But I think Gove is a right spannerhead myself.
…furthermore, bet Gove tightens your nuts up Guido! : )
David Cameron is a “One Term Prime Minister”, I’m sick of copying and pasting this comment.
Wrecked any Countries lately Ed?
And that one term is ‘continuity Brown’.
Like to say something about the other interesting mover and shaker.Me thinks is this the first asian pm in the making. KV a very caring man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guido Fawkes@GuidoFawkes
Vaz. Ambulance chasing solicitor turned ambulance chasing politician.
Subject to his next nervous breakdown.
No dear, sorry you are wrong. There are already lots of P**ksta**i Malcontents all over the place. The one to whom you refer is nothing special.
What I would like to know from Farage is how is he going to arrange repatriation of all non Uk citizens when he becomes PM 2015 ?
What will he do about the Bank of Santander who are now in every High Street in the country.
They are infidels and have no money too.
Top tax rate 25 per cent I heard .
Has Farange promised to scrap the minimum wage to make the country more competitive ?
I have no money too but that does not make me an infidel .
It is three thirty five today.
All day ?
Bunch of bloody thieves. Their practice is so sharp it’s a wonder their premises aren’t swimming in their own blood.
BoS are not the only foreign bank in the UK – and most of them have no money either. Perhaps Gorgey Porgey can arrange for that BoS to be bought by our very own BoS? Now there’s a thought.
… my sec says its the bank of color.
To scupper Barrusco and his mates what is Farange’s plan to exit the EU?
If he takes England and Wales out of the Union that will just leave Scotland in a bindin union with Europe .
Surely this must be his favored cost effective solution ?
Will we still be able to buy Spanish melons as hard as gobstoppers in Tescos after we leave the EU and will wolves be allowed back into Wales ?
I’m sorry to inform you that Wolves were reintroduced to Wales, but lost 3-1 to Cardiff.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19384124
Did the wolves put up much of a fight then ?
What about all them wolves in wigs impersonating judges in the magistrates’ courts at Cardiff?
They the rare snow wolves we hear so much about.
What do they teach them these days in thems closed private public schools Guido? These torys have as much sense of humour as a wet mac in the middle of winter in Pembrokeshire.
From same location, Jo Rowling and her Deathly Hallows,
I like Jo I do, and nooo, not in that way – ok yes – always liked speccy wimmin, alright!
Heard they got a load of german serviceman from the nearby Castleman tank firing site to be in those boats. OK, so they were an army german tank regiment with their tiger panzers – alright!
oops – Castlemartin firing range even – but they could speak english, even the ones that came from original East Germany. Good boaters too, considering, above the U surface.
I wouldn’t read the Star if they gave me 90p.
Right, everbody out of the coach and let’s see your papers.
What happened to all the Euro’s Gordon Brown bought with the gold sale? Don’t say the value is the same as shit paper.
Constance. Constance Briscoe .