December 13th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Hope i get it this week.

  2. 2
    Mrs Bellend says:

    Dave is a lefty

  3. 3
    Finbar Saunders says:

    Fnar fnar.

  4. 4
    Mrs Bellend says:

    I get it every week

  5. 5
    a non says:

    Wife says to husband “you only ever want sex when you’re drunk. Husband says “that’s not true……. sometimes I want a kebab”

  6. 6
    Privatise the BBC/NHS/Schools/Prisons and pull us out of the EU says:

    So was Thatcher.

  7. 7

    Donate! Please. Help me, I’m fockin’ bost…

  8. 8
    Double Tap says:

    Oh you will

  9. 9
    941 million views says:

  10. 10
    Do you like her big German boobies? says:

  11. 11
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  12. 12
    Benny Hill says:

    They look like something off a comedy apron

  13. 13
    Hank the Cat says:

    why is this crap still being posted ?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Where are the moderators when you need them. Obscenity has no place on a respectable parliamentary site.

  15. 15
    Brian Leveson says:

    How about a click tax which could help the causes of the party? Would help to control the pesky internet too.

  16. 16
    Chris Bryant says:

    I want Guido behind me.

  17. 17
    Chris Bryant says:

    Who gave Angela the pearl necklace?

  18. 18
    He who no longer posts says:

    You don’t get many of those to the pound kilo.

  19. 19
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    Kebabs give me the shit’s and burning ring piece.

  20. 20
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    Says who ????

  21. 21
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    The fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies..!!!!

  22. 22
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    Both are also Dictators as were blair & brown.

  23. 23
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    If I was Guido I would keep a distance from you.

  24. 24

    I hope that comment 1 was a fake

  25. 25
    Geordies certainly do things different says:

    Only been here a couple of weeks – what the feck is this guidogram? Sound quite italian Marconi to me. And don’t ask me to sign up for anything Guido – or I will tell you to toss off – I trust no one! So go and sling,

  26. 26
    Geordies certainly do things different says:

    doplegangers bangers sausage I am

  27. 27
    Geordies certainly do things different says:

    bratwurst even, Angela

  28. 28
    Geordies certainly do things different says:

    though prefer some skiing slimline Osterreich myself – mmm Sigrid from Saltzburgerlund, ja?

  29. 29
    Geordies certainly do things different says:

    Sigrid is the dark haired apel strudel, by the way – feel free to have the other one, inglunder…

  30. 30
    Rinka Scott says:

    An interesting week

    1. We pay over 2 million pounds to a Libyan noone here has ever heard of

    2. Cameron says the Government has been complicit in murder but we should not worry because he says the Government is very sorry.

    3. Cameron seems to think we should become the new Norway in Europe conveniently omitting to mention Norway’s large trading surplus with the UK

    4. The mystery surrounding the FTSE 250 the real bellweather of the Uk economy

    5. We seem to have employed a Russian spy who is now dead and was employed by the Government without a UK Passport.

    Should be a really good read this week.

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Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath
Boris: Jihadis are W*nkers | Sun
Ed Miliband: International Sex Symbol | Telegraph
Javid: Let Tories Campaign For Out Vote | House
Ministry of Justice Loses Death Inquiry Data “In the Post” | TechnoGuido

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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