PMQs LIVE: Stop the Press Edition

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Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer

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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”

Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair




Cameron is a lefty twat
But he’s my lefty twat and must obey matron.
Tractor stats.
I got the idea off Starling
Gordon Brown is a fascist
this is no fun – where is everybody?
I’m here and listening to big butch Dave.
I’m just watching Dave’s rippling muscles – oooerrrh!
If only.
You just get a view of his flabby, over-used arse.
And his larger flab filled head!
back of the net.
nod along with Ed.
The unemployment figures have got Milliband floundering
Cameron struggling today
Have you wrecked a resturant, if so confess to Ed by calling 09876543212323445566.
all calls recorded.
It’s our speciality
But you do not wear the uniform though do you?
Only a cock ring
Have you worn a Nazi Uniform?
Welfare is Labours Achillies Heel
Dave is the Conservatives’ flabby arsehole
Daves freudian slip? – we are taking more money FOR the rich.
At last – an honest politician.
Dave is useless.
Dave is FUCKING useless
Dave’s a 9 pint maybe for any old gayer who’s fallen on hard times.
Hes a hell of a lot better than Ed Milliband, lets all be honest !
What a useless twat Skinner is 42 years in Parliament achieved f…k all
He has been an excellent constituency MP
He has never fiddled his expenses
He’s doing the job he’s paid to do, plus he hates the Tories.
What is there not to like?
Hes still useless!
The Beast is more conscientious than nearly all the corrupt M.P.s, many of whom cannot be bothered to attend regularly. He also did a proper job before becoming an M.P., making him one of a very small group.
I don’t support his views, but he does a good job as a member of the awkward squad. Long may he continue to stick the knife into Dave & Co.
Why are his expenses so high?
They aren’t. He is one of the lowest expense claimers in Parliament.
Please don’t post without researching. I do not agree with Dennis Skinner’s politics, but his integrity is outstanding. What you see is what you get, a hard working constituency MP – If only others in his party espoused his integrity and work ethic – Three cheers for the Beast from Bolsover!
My mate s got a so called hard working LABOUR constituency MP in his manor of mitcham and morden south london called. Siobhain mcdonagh.
Her problem is she is so. hardworking for her constituency she would have all. Believe …..
That to my mate s knowledge she has never asked a question in the house in her 15 or so years in situ …!!!
‘we are taking more money FOR the rich’. Freudian?
Good old Dennis.
Bercow is so far up is own arse !
+1
Room for a small one?
….. That pretty soon he ll. be coming out of his own mouth .
Sally will. Be. Apoplectic with disgust and will probably call. Westminster hospital a. And. E. in a panic .
Robertson lard arse never done a days work in his life
Cameron is a waste of space, about as useful as a windfarm in fog.
Still a hell of a lot better than superknob Milliband.
Dave’s bald patch is getting larger.
Yep he is getting far to large for a pram now.
The Tories just have to sack Dave.
They hit people they never meet and whose lives they will never understand – Ed Milliband. Never a truer word spoken
Ed Miliband the expert on how the private sector works.
“A Business” – an evil whose sole purpose is to provide tax revenues to fund our client state – Ed Milipede
Maybe slightly true BUT what alternative would you suggest and how soon would their policies be implemented ?
Pot meet kettle. Ed’s an institutionalised hypocrite.
What a moronic comment, Ed knows them all personally does he ?
I got disturbed, who did Cam say couldn’t keep their mouth shut for 5 secs
Ed Bulls Up…… I think.
David Cameron hasn’t got the balls to call a General Election now !”
We must remove the imbecile asap.
Er, why should he ? he has another 2 1/2 years to go before the next election. There will be a new leader of the labour party by then !
Yeah ….. Denis. Skinner …
Emily Thornberry a diet waiting ti happen
Thornberry reading the prepared script from the pressure group with all the concern of an autocue.
Our members are queueing up to give David Cameron a rough ride.
On the other hand,he might enjoy it !!
I’ll give him a nice smooth ride.
cheesey question – product placement.
PMQS piss poor today
He should change his Taylor.
can you get it up there?
So with a huge drop in unemployment Ed goes with class war. Because he is as common as muck obviously
Well Barristers husbands usually are, arent they !
What is the difference between :
1. a crime
and
2. an appalling crime ?
Perhaps the Prime Minister can help us out.
So all people who paid taxes in 1989 are complicit now in murder .
It is totally immoral to avoid taxes .
Just hand them over to a Government who uses your money to kill lawyers who represent clients it does not like .
There will of course be some investigation into all of this.
I’m old enough to have seen the taxes I’ve been forced to hand over to HMG used to bomb, shoot, maim, kill and terrorise many people all over the globe, never mind one woman in Northern Ireland. Who is going to set up an enquiry into that?
An Albatross says :
No one. .
And as you put your location finder on to send that comment i now finally know your exact. Co ordinates and am coming to entwine myself around your scrawny neck !!!!