December 12th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Stop the Press Edition


  1. 1
    Chutney Monkey says:

    Cameron is a lefty twat

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tractor stats.

  3. 3
    Chutney Monkey says:

    Gordon Brown is a fascist

  4. 4
    dr bombastic says:

    this is no fun – where is everybody?

  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    back of the net.

  6. 6
    genghiz the kahn says:

    nod along with Ed.

  7. 7
    Dave's Pram says:

    I’m here and listening to big butch Dave.

  8. 8
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The unemployment figures have got Milliband floundering

  9. 9
    Murdo says:

    Cameron struggling today

  10. 10
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Have you wrecked a resturant, if so confess to Ed by calling 09876543212323445566.

    all calls recorded.

  11. 11
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Welfare is Labours Achillies Heel

  12. 12
    Matron Miller says:

    But he’s my lefty twat and must obey matron.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Daves freudian slip? – we are taking more money FOR the rich.

  14. 14
    anon says:

    Dave is useless.

  15. 15
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What a useless twat Skinner is 42 years in Parliament achieved f…k all

  16. 16
    DC says:

    ‘we are taking more money FOR the rich’. Freudian?

  17. 17
    Dave's Pram says:

    Good old Dennis.

  18. 18
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Bercow is so far up is own arse !

  19. 19
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Robertson lard arse never done a days work in his life

  20. 20
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron is a waste of space, about as useful as a windfarm in fog.

  21. 21
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Dave’s bald patch is getting larger.

  22. 22
    Guido Fawkes says:

    The Tories just have to sack Dave.

    They hit people they never meet and whose lives they will never understand – Ed Milliband. Never a truer word spoken

  23. 23
    The Bullingdon Club says:

    It’s our speciality

  24. 24
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Miliband the expert on how the private sector works.

  25. 25
    ctid says:

    I got disturbed, who did Cam say couldn’t keep their mouth shut for 5 secs

  26. 26 says:

    He has been an excellent constituency MP
    He has never fiddled his expenses

    He’s doing the job he’s paid to do, plus he hates the Tories.

    What is there not to like?

  27. 27
    grayceuk says:

    “A Business” – an evil whose sole purpose is to provide tax revenues to fund our client state – Ed Milipede

  28. 28
    Ed Balls says:

    But you do not wear the uniform though do you?

  29. 29
    CCHQ says:

    David Cameron hasn’t got the balls to call a General Election now !”

    We must remove the imbecile asap.

  30. 30
    Ed Balls says:


  31. 31
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Emily Thornberry a diet waiting ti happen

  32. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Thornberry reading the prepared script from the pressure group with all the concern of an autocue.

  33. 33
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Hes still useless!

  34. 34
    Stonewall says:

    Our members are queueing up to give David Cameron a rough ride.

    On the other hand,he might enjoy it !!

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown says:

    I got the idea off Starling

  36. 36
    Claggy DampCloth says:

    I’m just watching Dave’s rippling muscles – oooerrrh!

  37. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    cheesey question – product placement.

  38. 38
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    PMQS piss poor today

  39. 39
    Yvette says:

    Only a cock ring

  40. 40
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Maybe slightly true BUT what alternative would you suggest and how soon would their policies be implemented ?

  41. 41
    Corrections and Ommisions Dept says:

    Dave is FUCKING useless

  42. 42
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    He should change his Taylor.

  43. 43
    Mr BumBum says:

    If only.

    You just get a view of his flabby, over-used arse.

  44. 44
    The BBC says:

    can you get it up there?

  45. 45
    Dave's Pram says:

    Yep he is getting far to large for a pram now.

  46. 46
    Mr BumBum says:

    At last – an honest politician.

  47. 47
    Mr BumBum says:

    Dave’s a 9 pint maybe for any old gayer who’s fallen on hard times.

  48. 48
    Mr BumBum says:

    Room for a small one?

  49. 49
    Dave's Pram says:

    Ed Bulls Up…… I think.

  50. 50
    Mr BumBum says:

    Dave is the Conservatives’ flabby arsehole

  51. 51
    Dave's Pram says:

    And his larger flab filled head!

  52. 52
    @nby83 says:

    So with a huge drop in unemployment Ed goes with class war. Because he is as common as muck obviously

  53. 53
    Having a giraffe says:

    What is the difference between :

    1. a crime


    2. an appalling crime ?

    Perhaps the Prime Minister can help us out.

  54. 54
    Ed Bullyballs says:

    Have you worn a Nazi Uniform?

  55. 55
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Pot meet kettle. Ed’s an institutionalised hypocrite.

  56. 56
    Well done Dennis. Keep it up. says:

    The Beast is more conscientious than nearly all the corrupt M.P.s, many of whom cannot be bothered to attend regularly. He also did a proper job before becoming an M.P., making him one of a very small group.

    I don’t support his views, but he does a good job as a member of the awkward squad. Long may he continue to stick the knife into Dave & Co.

  57. 57
    Head Auditor says:

    So all people who paid taxes in 1989 are complicit now in murder .

    It is totally immoral to avoid taxes .

    Just hand them over to a Government who uses your money to kill lawyers who represent clients it does not like .

    There will of course be some investigation into all of this.

  58. 58
    Rebbekah says:

    I’ll give him a nice smooth ride.

  59. 59
    nickleaton says:

    Why are his expenses so high?

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Hes a hell of a lot better than Ed Milliband, lets all be honest !

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Still a hell of a lot better than superknob Milliband.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    What a moronic comment, Ed knows them all personally does he ?

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Er, why should he ? he has another 2 1/2 years to go before the next election. There will be a new leader of the labour party by then !

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Well Barristers husbands usually are, arent they !

  65. 65
    Researcher for Fact Checker says:

    They aren’t. He is one of the lowest expense claimers in Parliament.
    Please don’t post without researching. I do not agree with Dennis Skinner’s politics, but his integrity is outstanding. What you see is what you get, a hard working constituency MP – If only others in his party espoused his integrity and work ethic – Three cheers for the Beast from Bolsover!

  66. 66
    Ancient Mariner says:

    I’m old enough to have seen the taxes I’ve been forced to hand over to HMG used to bomb, shoot, maim, kill and terrorise many people all over the globe, never mind one woman in Northern Ireland. Who is going to set up an enquiry into that?

  67. 67
    The savant9.0 says:

    My mate s got a so called hard working LABOUR constituency MP in his manor of mitcham and morden south london called. Siobhain mcdonagh.

    Her problem is she is so. hardworking for her constituency she would have all. Believe …..

    That to my mate s knowledge she has never asked a question in the house in her 15 or so years in situ …!!!

  68. 68
    The savant9.0 says:

    ….. That pretty soon he ll. be coming out of his own mouth .

    Sally will. Be. Apoplectic with disgust and will probably call. Westminster hospital a. And. E. in a panic .

  69. 69
    The savant9.0 says:

    Yeah ….. Denis. Skinner …

  70. 70
    The savant9.0 says:

    An Albatross says :

    No one. .

    And as you put your location finder on to send that comment i now finally know your exact. Co ordinates and am coming to entwine myself around your scrawny neck !!!!

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