December 12th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Stop the Press Edition


  1. 1
    Chutney Monkey says:

    Cameron is a lefty twat


  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tractor stats.


  3. 3
    Chutney Monkey says:

    Gordon Brown is a fascist


  4. 4
    dr bombastic says:

    this is no fun – where is everybody?


  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    back of the net.


  6. 6
    genghiz the kahn says:

    nod along with Ed.


  7. 8
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The unemployment figures have got Milliband floundering


  8. 9
    Murdo says:

    Cameron struggling today


  9. 10
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Have you wrecked a resturant, if so confess to Ed by calling 09876543212323445566.

    all calls recorded.


  10. 11
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Welfare is Labours Achillies Heel


  11. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Daves freudian slip? – we are taking more money FOR the rich.


  12. 14
    anon says:

    Dave is useless.


  13. 14
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What a useless twat Skinner is 42 years in Parliament achieved f…k all


    • 26 says:

      He has been an excellent constituency MP
      He has never fiddled his expenses

      He’s doing the job he’s paid to do, plus he hates the Tories.

      What is there not to like?


      • 33
        its bleak in sunderland says:

        Hes still useless!


        • 56
          Well done Dennis. Keep it up. says:

          The Beast is more conscientious than nearly all the corrupt M.P.s, many of whom cannot be bothered to attend regularly. He also did a proper job before becoming an M.P., making him one of a very small group.

          I don’t support his views, but he does a good job as a member of the awkward squad. Long may he continue to stick the knife into Dave & Co.


      • 59
        nickleaton says:

        Why are his expenses so high?


        • 65
          Researcher for Fact Checker says:

          They aren’t. He is one of the lowest expense claimers in Parliament.
          Please don’t post without researching. I do not agree with Dennis Skinner’s politics, but his integrity is outstanding. What you see is what you get, a hard working constituency MP – If only others in his party espoused his integrity and work ethic – Three cheers for the Beast from Bolsover!


          • The savant9.0 says:

            My mate s got a so called hard working LABOUR constituency MP in his manor of mitcham and morden south london called. Siobhain mcdonagh.

            Her problem is she is so. hardworking for her constituency she would have all. Believe …..

            That to my mate s knowledge she has never asked a question in the house in her 15 or so years in situ …!!!


  14. 16
    DC says:

    ‘we are taking more money FOR the rich’. Freudian?


  15. 17
    Dave's Pram says:

    Good old Dennis.


  16. 18
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Bercow is so far up is own arse !


  17. 19
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Robertson lard arse never done a days work in his life


  18. 20
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron is a waste of space, about as useful as a windfarm in fog.


  19. 21
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Dave’s bald patch is getting larger.


  20. 22
    Guido Fawkes says:

    The Tories just have to sack Dave.

    They hit people they never meet and whose lives they will never understand – Ed Milliband. Never a truer word spoken


  21. 25
    ctid says:

    I got disturbed, who did Cam say couldn’t keep their mouth shut for 5 secs


  22. 29
    CCHQ says:

    David Cameron hasn’t got the balls to call a General Election now !”

    We must remove the imbecile asap.


  23. 31
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Emily Thornberry a diet waiting ti happen


  24. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Thornberry reading the prepared script from the pressure group with all the concern of an autocue.


  25. 34
    Stonewall says:

    Our members are queueing up to give David Cameron a rough ride.

    On the other hand,he might enjoy it !!


  26. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    cheesey question – product placement.


  27. 38
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    PMQS piss poor today


  28. 42
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    He should change his Taylor.


  29. 44
    The BBC says:

    can you get it up there?


  30. 52
    @nby83 says:

    So with a huge drop in unemployment Ed goes with class war. Because he is as common as muck obviously


  31. 53
    Having a giraffe says:

    What is the difference between :

    1. a crime


    2. an appalling crime ?

    Perhaps the Prime Minister can help us out.


  32. 57
    Head Auditor says:

    So all people who paid taxes in 1989 are complicit now in murder .

    It is totally immoral to avoid taxes .

    Just hand them over to a Government who uses your money to kill lawyers who represent clients it does not like .

    There will of course be some investigation into all of this.


    • 66
      Ancient Mariner says:

      I’m old enough to have seen the taxes I’ve been forced to hand over to HMG used to bomb, shoot, maim, kill and terrorise many people all over the globe, never mind one woman in Northern Ireland. Who is going to set up an enquiry into that?


      • 70
        The savant9.0 says:

        An Albatross says :

        No one. .

        And as you put your location finder on to send that comment i now finally know your exact. Co ordinates and am coming to entwine myself around your scrawny neck !!!!


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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