December 12th, 2012

Divide and Snooze


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    Chutney Monkey says:



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    Chutney Monkey says:

    I have a double first in Trolling


  4. 4
    Alf says:

    Put the old moo out to grass.


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    Cookie Monster says:

    Did she have a late one against a wall last night ?


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      Anonymous says:

      Have you tried staying awake in a nice warm comfortable place and someone is droning on and on and on……?


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      The savant9.0 says:

      Who d have the courage ???….

      Even with fifteen cans of red stripe. Inside them …


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        The savant9.0 says:

        Rocco Siffredi and. Ron. Jeremy say ;

        Wellah we would give ,er a poke but only ehh ifaah she signed a waiver saying she agrees we can. use it in our nyext edition of

        Big. Breasted . Women. Bukkake .

        Eesahh maikahh sensah ehh. Whaddayoo tink ronnie ??

        Jeremy : yeah man but. Id have to be. Nine sheets to the wind before i. Could screw her so you better guarantee the booze. ..


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          an imartial observer says:

          Agreed, she does look like a woman could ‘pull a train’. Just seems more likely it’d be a freight out of Tilbury Dock.


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    Gregor Samsa says:

    White people like to divide and rule.


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      Hargeret Modge Labour MP and Aggressive Tax Avoiding Hypocrite says:

      and Bliks like to play the race card when they run out of other peoples money.


  7. 8
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:


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    Hank the Cat says:

    I get like that after having a massive lunch


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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    I think we must accept that Diane is addicted to food.

    Like most food addicts the result can be pooling of the blood in the stomach to deal with the excessive amounts of food consumed, taking blood & vital oxygen from the head causing drowsiness after over consumption.

    Diane should accept that she has a clear addiction problem, & we must accept that as taxpayers giving her access to free food, subsidised food & food expenses we are facilitating her early death through gluttony.


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    Ricco says:

    All them nights moonlighting at the BBC have caught up with her.


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    Anonymous says:

    Did she perhaps doze off because Andy Burnham is incapable of saying anything other than “The Tories are going to end the NHS”, because she’s lazy or because she’s racist? The answer is “yes”, btw.


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    Hank the Cat says:

    Death through gluttony in that case I spit roast a whole buffallo for her


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    Rupert my Hero says:

    In my dreams, I am slim, young, right wing and in Government..


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    Susanna says:

    Free taxpayer funded food in large quantities can make you need an afternoon nap.


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    Sally Daftcow says:

    Did he just fart her to sleep?

    She looks like she’s melting, there’ll be a sticky pool lying there before too soon.


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    Cicero says:

    Vacca pinguis.


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    Engineer says:

    Can’t say I blame her. Listening to Burnham droning on would have that effect on me, too.


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    gramma says:

    Abbott lies. What’s new?


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    Uncle Monty says:

    Overly refreshed more likely


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    YorkshireLad says:

    Must be those all-nighters of passion…with herself


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    Tiny Tom says:

    Given a chance I’d put them all to sleep.


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    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Boring Burnham, labours cure for insomnia.


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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Listening to Burnham either on Hillsborough or the NHS would send an insomniac to sleep


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    Anonymous says:

    poor dear, must be tired


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    Diane Abbott MP says:

    You don’t actually expect me to work for my £65,738 + “expenses” – do you?


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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    she’s just in a reverie brought on by the smell of a real man so close at hand


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    Ethel Purley, Purley says:

    When i first read that caption how my heart leapt when i thought someone had shot the fat racist Champagne socialist hypocrite cow, for a fleeting second i pictured B LIAR meeting the same fate, maybe sometime!


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    Page 3 editor says:

    God, she”s ugly.


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    Ethel Purley, Purley says:

    Her fat mouth looks like her fat minge you know!


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    Camerons Victorian GGG-Dad would be proud of him says:

    Diane has lost her marbles, on the London gin, ever since Andrew Neil dashed her.

    Told her not to get involved with that Pots bloke and his trains, but would she listen? no!


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    If Dianne Abbott and Lee Jaspar had children…first word would be ‘racist!’ Probably the only word…


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    Anonymous says:

    At lest it keeps her fat gob shut


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    Tom Catesby says:



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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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