December 12th, 2012

Divide and Snooze


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    Chutney Monkey says:


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    Chutney Monkey says:

    I have a double first in Trolling

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    Alf says:

    Put the old moo out to grass.

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    Cookie Monster says:

    Did she have a late one against a wall last night ?

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    Gregor Samsa says:

    White people like to divide and rule.

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    8illy likes it gangbang style says:

    I’ve got a double fist up my botty.

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    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:


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    Hank the Cat says:

    I get like that after having a massive lunch

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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    I think we must accept that Diane is addicted to food.

    Like most food addicts the result can be pooling of the blood in the stomach to deal with the excessive amounts of food consumed, taking blood & vital oxygen from the head causing drowsiness after over consumption.

    Diane should accept that she has a clear addiction problem, & we must accept that as taxpayers giving her access to free food, subsidised food & food expenses we are facilitating her early death through gluttony.

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    Ricco says:

    All them nights moonlighting at the BBC have caught up with her.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did she perhaps doze off because Andy Burnham is incapable of saying anything other than “The Tories are going to end the NHS”, because she’s lazy or because she’s racist? The answer is “yes”, btw.

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    Stan says:

    ….stifles laugh…. I can see her now in one of the Commons subsidised restaurants exploding after eating everything on the menu.

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    Hank the Cat says:

    Death through gluttony in that case I spit roast a whole buffallo for her

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    In my dreams, I am slim, young, right wing and in Government..

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    di abbutt says:

    “Tackling childhood obesity is key. “

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    Susanna says:

    Free taxpayer funded food in large quantities can make you need an afternoon nap.

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    Sally Daftcow says:

    Did he just fart her to sleep?

    She looks like she’s melting, there’ll be a sticky pool lying there before too soon.

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    Kebab Time says:

    it is very socialist to have two first places and as I said before it completely buggers up my records of who has how many first places

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    Cicero says:

    Vacca pinguis.

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    So says:

    *Ugg face*

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    Engineer says:

    Can’t say I blame her. Listening to Burnham droning on would have that effect on me, too.

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Mr Creosote!

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    gramma says:

    Abbott lies. What’s new?

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    Uncle Monty says:

    Overly refreshed more likely

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    YorkshireLad says:

    Must be those all-nighters of passion…with herself

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    davidc says:

    another waffer thin mint madam ?

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Old boot?

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    Hank the Cat says:

    or fatty watson

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    Laughing hangman says:

    Oh please, pass me the mind bleach.

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    Tiny Tom says:

    Given a chance I’d put them all to sleep.

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    Da'butt says:

    When I’m not eating taxpayer funded food I like to dream about taxpayer funded food.

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    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Boring Burnham, labours cure for insomnia.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Listening to Burnham either on Hillsborough or the NHS would send an insomniac to sleep

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    Anonymous says:

    poor dear, must be tired

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    Anonymous says:

    That sounds very painful, are you masochistic?

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you tried staying awake in a nice warm comfortable place and someone is droning on and on and on……?

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    Diane Abbott MP says:

    You don’t actually expect me to work for my £65,738 + “expenses” – do you?

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    she’s just in a reverie brought on by the smell of a real man so close at hand

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Twat is as twat does

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    Ethel Purley, Purley says:

    When i first read that caption how my heart leapt when i thought someone had shot the fat racist Champagne socialist hypocrite cow, for a fleeting second i pictured B LIAR meeting the same fate, maybe sometime!

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    God (Mk. II) says:

    Let’s hope so.

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    God (Mk. II) says:

    Well- oiled sea-boot.

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    The savant9.0 says:

    Who d have the courage ???….

    Even with fifteen cans of red stripe. Inside them …

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    Page 3 editor says:

    God, she”s ugly.

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    The savant9.0 says:

    Rocco Siffredi and. Ron. Jeremy say ;

    Wellah we would give ,er a poke but only ehh ifaah she signed a waiver saying she agrees we can. use it in our nyext edition of

    Big. Breasted . Women. Bukkake .

    Eesahh maikahh sensah ehh. Whaddayoo tink ronnie ??

    Jeremy : yeah man but. Id have to be. Nine sheets to the wind before i. Could screw her so you better guarantee the booze. ..

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    D. A. Bot says:

    Even my privately educated kids are embarrassed by me.

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    Ethel Purley, Purley says:

    Her fat mouth looks like her fat minge you know!

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    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    West indian mothers would.. do….anyth………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Anonymous says:

    wassist comment cos creosote is black, innit

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    Anonymous says:

    Convoluted addiction diagnosis – or just a fat, bloated, over-paid, greedy, lazy, complacent, hypocritical, racist lard-bucket parasite? Tough call . . .

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    Sally Daftcow says:

    Only it’s hairier.

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    Anon 2 says:

    Don’t hold back – say what you really think.

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    Tacitus replies says:

    Obesa porca.

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    Lam Archefutile says:


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    I agree! No one cares!

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    Kim Joi Nin says:

    I could give her a rocket!

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    an imartial observer says:

    Agreed, she does look like a woman could ‘pull a train’. Just seems more likely it’d be a freight out of Tilbury Dock.

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    Camerons Victorian GGG-Dad would be proud of him says:

    Diane has lost her marbles, on the London gin, ever since Andrew Neil dashed her.

    Told her not to get involved with that Pots bloke and his trains, but would she listen? no!

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    Hargeret Modge Labour MP and Aggressive Tax Avoiding Hypocrite says:

    and Bliks like to play the race card when they run out of other peoples money.

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    If Dianne Abbott and Lee Jaspar had children…first word would be ‘racist!’ Probably the only word…

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    Anonymous says:

    At lest it keeps her fat gob shut

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    Tom Catesby says:


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