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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”

Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers




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it is very socialist to have two first places and as I said before it completely buggers up my records of who has how many first places
WHO THE HELL CARES ?????
I agree! No one cares!
DAVE IS A LEFTY TWAT
Twat is as twat does
I have a double first in Trolling
I’ve got a double fist up my botty.
That sounds very painful, are you masochistic?
Put the old moo out to grass.
Even my privately educated kids are embarrassed by me.
I could give her a rocket!
Did she have a late one against a wall last night ?
Have you tried staying awake in a nice warm comfortable place and someone is droning on and on and on……?
Who d have the courage ???….
Even with fifteen cans of red stripe. Inside them …
Rocco Siffredi and. Ron. Jeremy say ;
Wellah we would give ,er a poke but only ehh ifaah she signed a waiver saying she agrees we can. use it in our nyext edition of
Big. Breasted . Women. Bukkake .
Eesahh maikahh sensah ehh. Whaddayoo tink ronnie ??
Jeremy : yeah man but. Id have to be. Nine sheets to the wind before i. Could screw her so you better guarantee the booze. ..
Agreed, she does look like a woman could ‘pull a train’. Just seems more likely it’d be a freight out of Tilbury Dock.
White people like to divide and rule.
and Bliks like to play the race card when they run out of other peoples money.
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I get like that after having a massive lunch
“Tackling childhood obesity is key. “
I think we must accept that Diane is addicted to food.
Like most food addicts the result can be pooling of the blood in the stomach to deal with the excessive amounts of food consumed, taking blood & vital oxygen from the head causing drowsiness after over consumption.
Diane should accept that she has a clear addiction problem, & we must accept that as taxpayers giving her access to free food, subsidised food & food expenses we are facilitating her early death through gluttony.
….stifles laugh…. I can see her now in one of the Commons subsidised restaurants exploding after eating everything on the menu.
another waffer thin mint madam ?
Let’s hope so.
Convoluted addiction diagnosis – or just a fat, bloated, over-paid, greedy, lazy, complacent, hypocritical, racist lard-bucket parasite? Tough call . . .
Don’t hold back – say what you really think.
All them nights moonlighting at the BBC have caught up with her.
Did she perhaps doze off because Andy Burnham is incapable of saying anything other than “The Tories are going to end the NHS”, because she’s lazy or because she’s racist? The answer is “yes”, btw.
Death through gluttony in that case I spit roast a whole buffallo for her
Mr Creosote!
wassist comment cos creosote is black, innit
In my dreams, I am slim, young, right wing and in Government..
Free taxpayer funded food in large quantities can make you need an afternoon nap.
When I’m not eating taxpayer funded food I like to dream about taxpayer funded food.
Did he just fart her to sleep?
She looks like she’s melting, there’ll be a sticky pool lying there before too soon.
*Ugg face*
Old boot?
Well- oiled sea-boot.
Vacca pinguis.
Obesa porca.
Can’t say I blame her. Listening to Burnham droning on would have that effect on me, too.
Abbott lies. What’s new?
Overly refreshed more likely
Must be those all-nighters of passion…with herself
or fatty watson
Oh please, pass me the mind bleach.
Given a chance I’d put them all to sleep.
Boring Burnham, labours cure for insomnia.
Listening to Burnham either on Hillsborough or the NHS would send an insomniac to sleep
poor dear, must be tired
You don’t actually expect me to work for my £65,738 + “expenses” – do you?
she’s just in a reverie brought on by the smell of a real man so close at hand
When i first read that caption how my heart leapt when i thought someone had shot the fat racist Champagne socialist hypocrite cow, for a fleeting second i pictured B LIAR meeting the same fate, maybe sometime!
God, she”s ugly.
West indian mothers would.. do….anyth………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Her fat mouth looks like her fat minge you know!
Only it’s hairier.
Diane has lost her marbles, on the London gin, ever since Andrew Neil dashed her.
Told her not to get involved with that Pots bloke and his trains, but would she listen? no!
If Dianne Abbott and Lee Jaspar had children…first word would be ‘racist!’ Probably the only word…
At lest it keeps her fat gob shut
DO NOT RESUSITATE!